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platinumpuzzy
09-12-2016, 12:51 PM
Same with BBC. British Broadcast System

Someone said DP for digital production and I started laughing... My mind went straight to Double Penetration!

Anna_X
09-12-2016, 12:54 PM
Thank you! It was many years in the making, still under development as technology changes and evolves and is VERY expensive but SO worth it!! I love it! And you are always invited to come visit!!

Lady if you are even 1% serious I'll send you a PM. I'm flying out to LA in March to do a week's residency at a dungeon... just a bus ride away from Vegas.....

(I'll stop thread derailing in a sec) legitimately admire what you've set up there, mad props x

platinumpuzzy
09-12-2016, 01:01 PM
Lady if you are even 1% serious I'll send you a PM. I'm flying out to LA in March to do a week's residency at a dungeon... just a bus ride away from Vegas.....

(I'll stop thread derailing in a sec) legitimately admire what you've set up there, mad props x

I am not in Vegas, I am in Baltimore MD now :/ But how about you shoot me an email and we can discuss it! platinumpuzzy (at) gmail.com

LoraDoll
09-13-2016, 06:43 AM
when i feel , my mind totally messed up in the end of the day.
when, after the 10.000.000 asshole , finally a nice guy arrive and I feel unable to do a nice conversation, and can't find myself, but feel like a crap. :<

nelli
09-13-2016, 07:59 AM
^^^^^That happened to me last night until he sent me $100 gift card to make up for the other assholes.

Magical_Hoohah
10-05-2016, 09:50 AM
YKYACGW you judge the accuracy of your thermostat by the melty-ness of your coconut oil. I thought mine was wonky, but when it said 76F, my coconut oil (which had been totally liquid all summer) started thickening up = accurate thermostat!

CamChik
10-06-2016, 01:46 PM
YKYACGW You inadvertently jerk off a zucchini in the produce section at the store during a break from a very long shift......

caramelcraze
10-07-2016, 12:31 AM
You can get dressed in under 30 seconds on cam, but take 30 minutes to pick an outfit at any other time.

caramelcraze
01-09-2017, 08:41 AM
Ykyacgw you have burned more food, pots, & pans while doing cam shows than you ever have during the rest of your life combined.

Jessamina
01-10-2017, 07:26 PM
(any adult industry for this)
You wanna throw your laptop across the room every single time a minor tries to force themselves in the community.

Missmaddi
01-13-2017, 05:41 PM
You accidentally take your camming Mac into work to configure it for remote access and your boss is there getting things set up for you and your too pussy to say that you can't do it (because that would involve explaining why you have two identical rather expensive laptops) so you go along with it... you watch the screen as the tech nerd somewhere in the country sets your laptop up and your literally grimacing at the screen, praying to god he doesn't find anything conspicuous... in case anyone is in suspense here:
He goes onto safari, see adultwork, MFC and stripper web as bookmarks - okay, he might just think I'm a porn addict, please god let him think that. And then, he's trying to set things up and things just aren't working, he goes into my notes, which are linked with my CAMMING iPhone .... by which point I'm nearly sweating and I'm gripping the damn chair like I'm about to give birth to the contense of my stomach, he obviously tries to type a message to me, which doesn't work and scrolls down and sees multiple notes on and including my cam name...
A) weird things guys have said to me/ asked me to do (including one guy asking me if I would squirt, tonwhich i said no, then preceding to ask me if I would just piss and pretend it was me squirting) obviously I said no...
B) notes on my regulars, all weird and kinky details involved
C) a multitude of just funky as hell Snapchat usernames (you know the kind, like bigshlongdon etc) and dates that they need to be removed

I almost die at this point, shout holy shit and slam that laptop lid down so hard...

Maybe I don't need a career in law after all....

lol just kidding, I just about managed to get out of it but I'm 88% sure that nerdy tech guy has found me and is currently fapping over my content on tube sites ������ oh what a life we lead

Glamourmilf
01-14-2017, 12:25 PM
YKYACGW Immediately after posting what a great day you had on cam, your inbox fills up with,
" Hi, I'm considering being a cam girl. Will you help me get started? What sites should I be on, blah blah blah.. etc? Translation: "I'm too lazy to do my own research here on SW, and need you to spoon feed me ALL of your secrets. Then, after I waste your time, I'm never gonna be a cam model after all. This camming stuff is too hard!"
GTFO!!

sweetandnaughty
04-12-2017, 01:44 PM
Ykyacgw you start your period and all of your period play fetish fans know it and can say the exact hour your heavy and light flows are. They know more about your period than your own damn gyno!! That chatting about every aspect of your period from cramps to clotting to heavy flow with period fans who are total stranger men is nothing new!!...lol...and you make $$$$ off of it!

Dorothea
04-12-2017, 05:52 PM
eat a special diet to make sure you look great anytime and buy sleeping pills just to assure you fall asleep on time to stick to schedule

livroyale
04-29-2017, 08:13 AM
YKYACGW you see a video on Facebook of a woman crushing a watermelon with her thighs and you think, "Honey, that's a fetish...you should be charging for that!"

Cutie101
05-25-2017, 05:41 AM
YKYACGW when you see this pic and you laugh like an idiot because this what happens when you ask your bf to take you professional pics with the DSLR.;D;D
http://www.cassandracalin.com/comics/comic24.jpg

Cutie101
05-25-2017, 05:48 AM
You know THAT GIRL is a camgirl and You know you are a camgirl, when you meet the girlfriend of bf's co-worker and conversation brings the jobs subject. And she says she is working for a company that organise corporate parties for foreign clients and that she and the girls must look good all the time and they even have a make-up and dress room there. Also, she says she must know english well and she is always coming with "funny" stories about her friends all around the world. Yup.

This shit probably sells to those who are not in camming industry. Not to me, sir. Even my bf told me, after the meeting: "she is a camgirl", right away, without having to discuss about that :))).

justanothercamgirl
07-13-2017, 04:51 AM
YKYACGW you find yourself purchasing yet another Logitech webcam and you can't help but wonder to yourself about what the exact percentage of money would be that Logitech has earned off of their camgirl customers compared to their other customers though the years.

Mare
07-13-2017, 12:22 PM
YKYACGW certain names make you cringe online and in your personal life.

Teddy_Bear
07-15-2017, 07:34 AM
You hear a sound very similar to that 'tipping noise' on SM and immediately think oooooh monnneeeyyyy. This actually happened to me and I was no where near a laptop, quite embarrassing.

You are ALWAYS playing with your own tits! This happen to anyone else? I'm constantly fiddling with them and checking them out in the mirror at different angles. I think I'm more obsessed with them than my boyfriend LOL.

I get a lightbulb 'I'm a camgirl' moment every day when I am not even at work it can be a very encroaching job sometimes.

PinkPopcorn
07-15-2017, 09:40 AM
When you see your friends unresponsive drooling 2 year old and think of half your customer base.

Glamourmilf
07-16-2017, 06:26 AM
You hear a sound very similar to that 'tipping noise' on SM and immediately think oooooh monnneeeyyyy. This actually happened to me and I was no where near a laptop, quite embarrassing.

You are ALWAYS playing with your own tits! This happen to anyone else? I'm constantly fiddling with them and checking them out in the mirror at different angles. I think I'm more obsessed with them than my boyfriend LOL.

I get a lightbulb 'I'm a camgirl' moment every day when I am not even at work it can be a very encroaching job sometimes.

So much this.
At my last place, there was a commercial for a nearby casino on TV. The slots made the exact sound of when someone tips gold. Everytime I'd hear it, I thought I thought that I forgot to turn my cam off. Lol!
And the playing with my tits thing. Yeah, ALL the time.

SuperPookie
07-17-2017, 05:12 PM
When you can see a man in lingerie and not only think he looks good but that you'd like a set like that for yourself.

Susperia
07-17-2017, 07:35 PM
You feel guilty about taking a a few nights off even for legit personal reasons.

starburst
07-19-2017, 11:53 AM
When you consider putting together a new work zone "work" and use it as your excuse to nap.

Cutie101
09-01-2017, 05:15 PM
When you see pics on internet with Tom Hardy's weenie and not even that impresses you anymore... You're like: "Meh, another dick pic".

LoraDoll
09-01-2017, 09:04 PM
When u see any kind of fashion / model photo on the internet, and u dont think anymore: "wow that guy is divine" but trying to figure out the lighting / setting / composition / photoshop work on it. Same go for movies.

NitaBaby
08-06-2018, 10:56 AM
When you consider setting up your camera, quickly positioning a lamp, and throwing together a price the moment your man raises up your skirt.

When you finish a rather interesting session on SM and briefly catch yourself in the mirror as you wipe your mouth/ rub the oil out of your hair/ blow dry your bra/ change your sheets/ etc. and think to yourself, “the shit I do for money lol. You wild asf.”

When your sister borrows something innocent from your room and then pauses like, “is this safe to touch?” Girl, shut up.

Arialandre
10-10-2018, 06:52 AM
Ok, so I’ve been back in the sex work game for 3 months after being away for about 8 years. I’m doing phone instead of cam this time around but I thought it was close enough to count. Also note, I’m a Domme, so maybe all the control and worship goes to my head, lol.

Regular guys in real life that think you’re hot and ask for you to send them a picture.
*Listen up bro, some guy just tributed me $100 just to get a single picture of my face, so maybe back the fuck up homeslice, or PAY ME.

Regular guy in real life tells you that you’re beautiful.
*Internal thought, “OMFG I knoooow. How much time have you taken up now? Why aren’t you paying me for this!?”

Basically, you know you’re a cam girl/pso when any interaction with men has an accompanying internal soundtrack of, “Why the fuck aren’t I getting paid for this right now?”

I also barely remember how normal people acknowledge compliments anymore, because I’m constantly telling subs “I know.”
Sub: You’re so unbelievably gorgeous, Goddess.
Me: I know.
Sub: I just want to worship you blah blah blah
Me: You should count yourself beyond blessed that I even allow you to look at a photo of me.

Now when regular guys say I’m beautiful I swear to god it takes me a while to remember that the regular response is, “Thank you.” I don’t even know why we’re supposed to say thank you. Thank you doesn’t even make sense to me anymore! It’s more like, “I know, you’re welcome. Enjoy looking at me for the next 3 seconds before I walk away and forget you ever existed, random dude on the street.”

Dorothea
10-11-2018, 01:07 AM
When fuckers dumb fucks dicks stare at me on street and bus and try to chat me up assholes am thinking dumbfucks need to fucking pay me am losing tokens now how much time was that?

Cutie101
10-11-2018, 08:43 PM
When you're during your camming hours and a friend of your bf calls you to ask if you're home, cuz he's passing by and he wants to get his boardgames and you transform into a ninja with 5 hands, each one doing something: removing hoe makeup, putting the sweatpants on, throwing the latex shit into the closet, removing umbrellas, putting the PC desk in it's corner and not near bed, putting everything in place. After all that, you text him to ask how close he is from the house and he says "oh I'll be there in 1 hour, but I'm in a hurry so we meet at the street corner to give them to me, I'm not coming upstairs".

*Facepalm*

CamChik
10-15-2018, 12:08 PM
You want to rage quit/kick/ban people in real life but there isn't a button for that and you get extremely annoyed that it is not an option >:(

Miss_ShaSha
06-07-2019, 04:23 AM
Your vanilla friends talk about fetish with ooohs & ahhhs & you're so bored it's agonizing.

dolldazee
07-11-2019, 05:12 AM
when you are repeatedly taxed for importing "silicone sculptures" that you ordered online..

SimoneGray
07-11-2019, 12:27 PM
When you're so comfortable having sex toys etc around the place, that you have to make an extra effort to make sure there aren't any stay ones around when guests come over.

Miss_ShaSha
07-11-2019, 12:37 PM
^^So funny. I was just going to say something along the same lines. Hahahaaaaa

NitaBaby
07-13-2019, 05:53 AM
When you see pics on internet with Tom Hardy's weenie and not even that impresses you anymore... You're like: "Meh, another dick pic".

I blame you for making me google "Tom Hardy nude". I assumed he'd be small but not THAT small smh.

Miss_ShaSha
07-13-2019, 07:18 AM
You're now giving your BF a cum countdown when there's no penetration involved. Hahahaaa

caramelcraze
07-19-2019, 12:44 AM
you only shave the inside and front of your legs most days because it's not like your customers are going to see the sides you don't shave.

izshadow
07-20-2019, 10:51 AM
Your bedroom looks like the making of a porn set. I mean it kinda is but it makes me laugh.

SaraLaughs
07-20-2019, 02:28 PM
When you get extremely annoyed when people ask you about your job.

Glamourmilf
07-20-2019, 02:57 PM
When you get extremely annoyed when people ask you about your job.

Agree. I'm going through this now. A potential landlady won't even return my call to find out about an upcoming rental.
She texts me, "First tell me about yourself. What do you do ? Where do you work?, Where do you live?" etc
I feel like saying, "Oh, you know. Just your average girl, who needs to shake her naked ass for money."
No, seriously. I rented property from her son not too long ago. He gave me her number. Just go ask him. Ugh!!
So annoying.

Miss_ShaSha
07-20-2019, 03:30 PM
You hear the member entrance chime at intermittent times when offline. "Did I just hear that?"

Miss_ShaSha
07-20-2019, 03:37 PM
I double majored: Chem and Geology. Have no fucking use for that shit. lol.


"Mmm baby are you hard for me... how hard bb what's the scratch resistance of that dick, right now you look like orthoclase feldspar but I'm gonna make you nanocrystalline diamond"

Holy shit hahahaaaa I just shot white wine from my nose!!! This is hilarious x2!!!

Genoveve
07-22-2019, 04:39 PM
You hear the member entrance chime at intermittent times when offline. "Did I just hear that?"

Omg one time when I was not camming I was on my laptop watching something that at one point used the same sound effect that my camsite at the time used for a guy entering pvt and I panicked for like 4 straight seconds and was so disoriented thinking I had accidentally been streaming or something.

Miss_ShaSha
07-24-2019, 01:36 PM
^^Yikes! Hahahaaa same, SAME!

DahliaSimone
07-24-2019, 03:01 PM
Yesterday I let my cat, Steve, outside and was under the impression I had stopped my broadcast, until I was dancing around my room in no panties singing a stupid song in an even stupider voice and I heard the 'bing' of someone entering my room. DEVASTATED.

EllieGold
08-11-2019, 12:00 AM
You just know you're a cammodel WHEN a NOT SO CLOSE friend of yours on Facebook starts to post NSFW pics on her personal Facebook only to convert herself into a cammodel 3 months later. It started slowly as a progression with her stage name as a hashtag on her personal Facebook. Now that hashtag on Google shows her real name all over the place as well as her stage name. If only I could have given advice to separate those two personas, for safety reasons. You never know what quack job might find her now...

BiscuitT
08-11-2019, 01:09 AM
When you are in skype talking to a friend and furtively watch the timer then remember you are not getting paid per minute.

caramelcraze
08-28-2019, 07:09 AM
You have nightmares that include messenger sounds or a skype call ringing.