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SugarWalls
09-20-2011, 12:46 PM
When you walk in your neighborhood adult store and all the employees greet you by your first name
MissEgo
09-20-2011, 03:47 PM
When you’re filling out your child school forms and accidentally putting your alias name that you use on cam.
I have done this on schoolwork.
Multiple times.
And then had to ask my friend wtf my name was that day (she knew I cammed).
IsobelWren
10-14-2011, 07:55 AM
...you see this and go, "Agent 99?" b/c the only explanation you can think is, "she must have been one of those cam girls who cams from anywhere!"
http://imgur.com/Gt2La
MistyRose
10-14-2011, 02:03 PM
- You have only two decent combinations of regular clothes, but dozens of panties, stockings, camisoles...
(I'm such a camgirl, if I'm in the store and I'm considering a tailored jacket, it usually ends with "Ehhh, I'll rather buy that set of underwear and a few more pairs of stockings, it'll get more wear.")
- There's a distinct scent of coconut oil coming from your dirty laundry pile.
- Your friends think your boss/job is extremely demanding or you are horrible with organization of your time because every invite for a weekend night out is cut with "Uhhhh, I'm really sorry, but I just have to work this weekend. ;_____;" Rinse and repeat every weekend.
- When attaching a file to an email for your university administration, you check 5 times to make sure you don't accidentally attach a nude picture of you or some file where you wrote down camming schedule/plans. In the end, your paranoia is too strong to be 100% sure, so you end up sending the email to yourself first, check the attached file and only then forward it to university address. You do this with almost every email you send.
ManyRoses
10-14-2011, 10:59 PM
OMG! The same guy sent me these pics hahahahaha. Complete with the
"Hi Evelyn, hru? u r very sexy!
id love a cam2cam with u!
heres a few pics of me, whatcha think? honestly?
would u ever date/fuck a guy like me?
Matt, 28
p.s. did the pics go thru?"
oh our lives......::)
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA......I got these pics...with this message! Exactly...word for word! I wonder if he knows that there are a group of women online laughing at him? I hope not, he'd probably get off on it! ::)
Which brings me neatly to my point..
You know you are a camgirl when....you find yourself discussing compelte strangers and their sexual quirks (cheese slice man, anyone?) with other people that you have never met over the internet....and not thinking its abnormal...
h0ttie
10-14-2011, 11:13 PM
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- When attaching a file to an email for your university administration, you check 5 times to make sure you don't accidentally attach a nude picture of you or some file where you wrote down camming schedule/plans. In the end, your paranoia is too strong to be 100% sure, so you end up sending the email to yourself first, check the attached file and only then forward it to university address. You do this with almost every email you send.
this!!!!
I send my mom pictures all the time. But I always send a copy to myself too...then right after I send it I can check it and if I sent anything wrong. My plan if I ever did is to call her and tell her not to open it because my email got hacked and her computer will get a virus if she opens it. ::)
Trix66
10-14-2011, 11:27 PM
When you literally find yourself saying "I am never going out on a Friday night again."
Seriously, I'd be out thinking about how much money I could be making off of the desperate guys who don't have anything better to do than jerk off watching me.
msmochaxx
10-15-2011, 02:07 PM
You vow to get off your computer and go to bed by 1 am but at 3 am you find yourself looking at the clock thinking "man fuck sleep i might log off and miss hitting the jackpot"
roast
10-15-2011, 03:49 PM
-you think it is gross that guys buy pedegg shavings and you have no intention to tap into this market... but you still mournfully look at your foot shavings whenever you dump it out/ like it is dusty footfunky gold whose value needs to be appraised.
-whenever you're feeling burned out you have a hard time differentiating between great customers and assholes. "Hi there hru!" "Let's go pvt" "mind if you give me a little strip tease?" "....." "hello?" "GO PVT OR TIP ME" "oh but-" "what did I say?!" "but I'm-" "ugh whatever" "But we've been in pvt this whole time?" "We have?" :checks: "oh, lololol, sry-" :guy leaves: "-fucking bastard cheapass motherfucker"
-Everytime you're in a terrible mood you start advertising that you're a Domme. When you're in a great mood you sometimes let the two overlap and forget. "Hi Mistress, I kneel before you" "Uhhhh hi sweetie" "I adore you mistress" "Lol k snookums" :week later, bad mood: "hi bb, hru?" "KNEEL BEFORE ME" "yes ma'am :("
-When your bedsheets, pillows, light switches, dildos, cellphone, boyfriend, dog all have faint smudges of black eyeliner and glittery lip gloss despite your best efforts
-you can disguise looking sleep deprived and haggard with some well placed lights, eyedrops, and highlighter. All it takes is 5 minutes of makeup smudging and lamp clicking to go from caffeine overwhelmed redeyed mushface to well rested wanton sex goddess.... but god help anyone who asks you to zoom in on your face.
-you think you can recognize the telltale signs of other camgirls in public. "Hmmm, she's wearing sweatpants, is spacing out in the babywipes aisle, and I think I see traces of Duo eyelash glue on her eyelid...." When the girl catches your gaze you look quickly away, ashamed.
-whenever you work late you leave your camming room in a blurry high-heeled haze to go pee. despite your best efforts to stay quiet (bc of your lover, children, roommates, parents, pets, etc) you end up tripping over yourself and crying in pain on the way down. you panic and scamper away like nothing happened when you hear rustling because you woke them up.
-if you ever get a review that is even a TOUCH less than perfect you check the username (or figure it out, depending on the site) and send the person a note like a scorned ex girlfriend: "Hey what was THAT about?! How about you learn how to COMMUNICATE". If you get a bad review, you send them a msg sounds like you're going to put a hit out on them "You better sleep with one eye open. One. Eye. Open." and you ban them.
ElianaIsis
10-15-2011, 09:39 PM
How about when you're trying to clear some of your neglected DVR recordings, but you have to rewind cause you just caught a glimpse of the most amazing looking eyeliner that's brand new. Cause you love using a pencil, but want the look of liquid and hate using a brush cause you can.t get it on right. The new Maybeline btw, it's a gel pencil! Just saw it this evening.
Or when some guy is learing at you from a parked car as you walk into the store in jeans, no make up and hair up. Then he's still sitting there smiling at you as you walk out and you're on the phone so he just keeps staring and smiling. All you can think is fuck you pay me!
loveshooks
10-15-2011, 09:53 PM
when you're on a slooow n crowded subway and a guy (who clearly thinks he's hella hot) is obviously trying to do the 'look at me' routine, totally checking you out, and very briefly your mind drifts to pondering what his particular kink is...does he wear stockings, have a burning desire to be ordered to suck cock, have a larger toy collection than I, love to hear women beg to be his 'cum slut' over and over AND OVER AND OVER? Then you realize...wtf, this is MY time, and....
he just keeps staring and smiling. All you can think is fuck you pay me!
and you open your book:)
Trix66
10-16-2011, 01:04 AM
-you write an email to Logitech suggesting they make a C910 with pink lights.
msmochaxx
10-16-2011, 01:24 AM
when you can go from having .05 cents in your wallet, $0 in your bank account, and .50 on your debit card to having $100 in a matter of minutes
fuuka
10-18-2011, 08:09 PM
When you cut the labels off of ever pair of panties you have because you don't think it's very sexy when the white label pops up as you sexily roll the panties down your ass.
P.S you cut them off shirts too, or anything used to tease/flash
SO True!
I really wish i could figure out the perfect way to do it where i don't ruin my panties or clothes in the first place :\
Pull out the hem-ripper?
Ms.Lacey
10-18-2011, 08:59 PM
When a guy ask you where you from and you responed with "my pussy!!! Would you like to visit? Well put your gold in and you will."
MissEgo
10-18-2011, 11:29 PM
When you offer to let the girl next to you in History class use your laptop to finish her assignment before the break in class... and when she's emailing it to herself OF COURSE your photo folder is what pops open, and she sits there awkwardly for a minute and says "Um, I don't know where I saved it, YOU find it..."
and then you spend an entire week wondering if you should mention it to her and whether or not she'll still sit with you next class...
She did, by the way. I also noticed I had some of my videos saved on my desktop. I guess she's cool :) or oblivious..
RebeccaT
10-19-2011, 12:52 AM
When you cut the labels off of ever pair of panties you have because you don't think it's very sexy when the white label pops up as you sexily roll the panties down your ass.
P.S you cut them off shirts too, or anything used to tease/flash
I do this, but I wonder if it looks bad when a guy buys my panties and they arrive with the label missing.
Caree
10-19-2011, 08:51 AM
You own more lipgloss than Boots.
Everything is covered in coconut oil: laptop, lightswitches, doorhandles....the stuff gets EVERYWHERE!
IsobelWren
10-19-2011, 11:08 AM
SO True!
I really wish i could figure out the perfect way to do it where i don't ruin my panties or clothes in the first place :\
Pull out the hem-ripper?
RE panty tags: put a dot of clear nail polish over the threads on either side of the tag then take the stitch ripper to the stitches in the tag. Works great.
Fridays
10-19-2011, 11:22 AM
DEff a cam girl when you spend your camming money on watching other cam girls... :D
Ms.Lacey
10-19-2011, 11:48 AM
when your son ask to go to work with you and you look like a deer caught in headlights trying to find an answer
StaciiBlondii
10-19-2011, 11:51 AM
When you spend all day trying to come up w/ something different to do on cam that night then jump on cam and do the normal shit!! UUUGHGHHHHHHGGHHHH
gina.staln
10-19-2011, 12:32 PM
hilarious posts!
Alex OBrian
10-19-2011, 08:51 PM
when you’re filling out your child school forms and accidentally putting your alias name that you use on cam.
roflmfao!!!.... }:d
Tsani
10-20-2011, 01:12 PM
I tend to buy the panties that have the label stuff printed on the inside of them instead of on a tag (of course won't work for lace panties).
Anyways, you know you're a camgirl when you have to stop yourself numerous times from blurting out stories from work while chatting with friends at a party while tipsy.
SweetPinkCupcake
10-20-2011, 08:26 PM
When your guy friend says while driving through a tunnel "I've always had a fantasy to put tennis balls in here to freak people out"
and you start thinking it's a sexual fetish. . only to realize he is NOT talking about a sexual fetish :p
curvydancer25
10-20-2011, 08:28 PM
When you walk into a store and automatically think all the guys are looking at you because they recognize you from on cam. But it's all in your head lol.
msmochaxx
10-20-2011, 09:00 PM
When you walk into a store and automatically think all the guys are looking at you because they recognize you from on cam. But it's all in your head lol.
i do that and my state is blocked on my main site lol i always think maybe they saw me on twitter or something
cyberstripper
10-21-2011, 04:03 AM
When you are a completely vanilla chick and you find yourself purchasing and wearing a STRAPON.
Later on, when you are wearing your strapon for a show, you finish your show but forget you are wearing it. You go about your normal activities: dishes, laundry, with it on. You finally realize you are STILL wearing your strapon over an HOUR LATER when you are about to head out to walk the dog/check the mail. You finally take it off and are releived you noticed before you left the house.
msmochaxx
10-22-2011, 12:55 AM
when you finish working at 4 am and look across your apartment courtyard and see a light on in someones apartment, notice the light is a lot brighter than everyone elses and wonder if that is because there is a camgirl dwelling within lol
Dancing Days
10-22-2011, 11:39 AM
...when someone asks you to help them fulfill their fantasy of cutting off their own dick. Not pretend, but forreal.
ManyRoses
10-22-2011, 02:47 PM
When you get emails like this:
okay this is weird, but i would love to get you pregnant and i dont want to split after. ok so pisces is my favorite sign. we both in new jersey. we both good looking...maybe you more than me. i dont think youre single, but i am. i just found out the girl i was trying to get to move in with me and start a relationship with is involved with two other guys on saturday. i know we cant have a kid, but tell me maybe some idea when you are on this site...pisces is really my favorite sign and i slept with a pretty black girl once, others werent as pretty as you. i write poetry and songs as a hobby and they are good, so let me know if you want to read some. im thirty two i dont know how old you are, but i want to be a father, but i wouldnt know how to be one. keep in touch. my name is jared.
WTF
Haaaaahahahahaha...I got this e-mail.
Which brings me to my latest realisation - you know you are a camgirl when...
You check your e-mails, then divide them into - worth replying, clearly spam, and OMG so-and-so posted this one on SW last week!
chibii
10-22-2011, 03:29 PM
Dunno if anyone said this but I thought of this thread last night. I was watching porn with my man and while he was getting hard, I was analyzing the video and asking him questions about it, eventually he turned it off because I was talking too much about it instead of jerking him off. Fail LOL. We put on portishead instead....
Also had to keep myself from making camgirl-ish comments. He said mmm look at how she fucks that big black cock, do you like that? You like big cock huh? (I do and he has one lol :)) I wanted to say I feel like I should be charging you for this conversation, BB. Or while watching the porn trying not to say my opinion on something as if I am used to doing sexual acts in front of a camera myself.
And the way I carry myself has changed, like sexy poses and movements I make. He has ALSO noticed this haha.
LexiLuvsU
10-23-2011, 03:57 PM
When phrases that a normal person would find fun and cool, it terrifies you and dread hearing it.
Such as being in free chat and hearing:
"abcr08: hey i fukin know u!! we went to school together!! "
oh fml fml fml fml fml fml
And now I await the facebook message that follows. >_<
Cam_chick
10-24-2011, 02:57 PM
When applying concealer to the ingrown hair on your crotch is a part of your makeup routine.
curvydancer25
10-24-2011, 03:17 PM
When you fake being sick to miss out on family events so you can stay home and make money. I've done this plenty of times lol.
Cam_chick
10-24-2011, 03:23 PM
When you fake being sick to miss out on family events so you can stay home and make money. I've done this plenty of times lol.
Ugh definitely. I'm stuck living at home still, so anytime my parents want us to all go do something I mysteriously get sleepy and achey but insist that they still go out and enjoy themselves.
IsobelWren
10-26-2011, 09:23 AM
When phrases that a normal person would find fun and cool, it terrifies you and dread hearing it.
Such as being in free chat and hearing:
"abcr08: hey i fukin know u!! we went to school together!! "
oh fml fml fml fml fml fml
And now I await the facebook message that follows. >_<
Hey I think I got that guy! My heart stopped for a second too and then I chuckled and went, "when?"
He said high school. I went to an all girls' school then so I just played along.
If it's the same guy he was just looking for, "we're horny teenagers in high school, let's role play" stuff.
No worries!
h0ttie
11-01-2011, 05:36 AM
when..you have a dream (read: nightmare) about being in a gold show with a bunch of guys all begging for fried milk.
what the fuck is fried milk? i have no idea....but in my dream the chat looked something like this....
fried milk bb
bb we want fried milk
show fried milk plz
friiiiiiiiiied miiiiiiiiiilk
this show sucks we wanna see fried milk
give us fried milk
i neeeeed fried milk bb
fried milk
fried milk
fried milk
CariDee
11-01-2011, 06:32 AM
When you are sitting with friends having breakfast , and one of them is complaining about her crappy job and lousy pay and you are thinking : " God , I love my job! " :)
LittleBee
11-01-2011, 10:19 AM
You have buyers remorse after buying something you didn't absolutely need then calculate how many tokens you are going to have to earn to make up for it.
CariDee
11-03-2011, 09:38 AM
When you know you are a bit silly for giggling to yourself when passing by "BB's Restaurant" , considering the majority of guys use this abreviation for calling you baby/babe. ;D
Cam_Model_Jess
11-03-2011, 10:19 AM
when..you have a dream (read: nightmare) about being in a gold show with a bunch of guys all begging for fried milk.
what the fuck is fried milk? i have no idea....but in my dream the chat looked something like this....
fried milk bb
bb we want fried milk
show fried milk plz
friiiiiiiiiied miiiiiiiiiilk
this show sucks we wanna see fried milk
give us fried milk
i neeeeed fried milk bb
fried milk
fried milk
fried milk
oh my god that's hilarious and really freaky. i used to have dreams about work and am sooo grateful that i don't anymore.
Cam_Model_Jess
11-03-2011, 10:21 AM
Hey I think I got that guy! My heart stopped for a second too and then I chuckled and went, "when?"
He said high school. I went to an all girls' school then so I just played along.
If it's the same guy he was just looking for, "we're horny teenagers in high school, let's role play" stuff.
No worries!
I had some guy come in and tell me he used to be my teacher. I said, "Oh really? Where?" Right after I said that, I thought, "God, that was stupid. NEVER ask guys to give out details about your personal life." But he just left the chat. Obviously was not for real, thank God.
Cam_Model_Jess
11-03-2011, 10:25 AM
...when you avoid talking to relatives because they all want to hear about how work is going and you know you can't tell them the truth. So you tell them something brief and general and you know how suspicious it sounds because you used to talk about work all the time & suddenly you're all hush-hush about it.
I should really think of some stories to tell them. But I just don't have the energy to do it. I'm also supposed to be completely broke and doing some temporary job online. It's hard for me to explain how I got new furniture, etc.
janet36603
11-03-2011, 12:39 PM
You know you're a cam girl when....
you get ready to take a shower, eat some chips, masturbate, chew bubble gum, etc in your free time and think "hmm should I film this for my clip site?"
janet36603
11-03-2011, 12:41 PM
I had some guy come in and tell me he used to be my teacher. I said, "Oh really? Where?" Right after I said that, I thought, "God, that was stupid. NEVER ask guys to give out details about your personal life." But he just left the chat. Obviously was not for real, thank God.
I had the same thing happen my first night on MFC except he said he was my middle school teacher. :O He never said where even when I told him to PM me and I only 1 male as a teacher in middle school and he was gay and is no longer alive so....pretty sure it wasn't this perv lol
roast
11-04-2011, 09:01 AM
-When you have one site that you HATE because you've had slightly under the minimum payout for months and curse yourself for even signing up in the first place. "Argh, I knew [random site] had no traffic, wtf was I thinking!" Everytime you sign on hoping to get that one pvt to go over the minimum so you can finally close your account- you barely ever make it.... and every moment spent waiting is filled with steadily growing rage and resentment.
-you consider doing (or going back to) porn, but camming has made you way too high maintenance. You'd probably make your rates way too high - "1K for b/g? PLEASE. I need like 10K MINIMUM since I dont get royalties and cant post it in my clip stores... and I need my own dressing room, we can only use my own lube, I will do my own makeup, 3 point lighting system, no closeups of my anus..."
-you consider doing (or going back to) escorting, but realize that there is no kick/ban button and spending an entire hour or more with one guy sounds too exhausting. One hour pvts even make you antsy. You wonder if you can market yourself as a "napping escort" who takes a nap mid-session.... hmmm.
-you unplug your webcam everytime your shift is over or even whenever you log off to take a break. you read a rumor that the cam can still keep broadcasting - and even though the light isnt on, you figure 'better safe than sorry' and unplug it.
-you watch certain girls for inspiration, you're in awe of their enthusiasm and oozing sensuality. but you catch yourself staring into their eyes to see if they have a moment of "argh fucking cheap assholes" so you can actually relate to her in a camgirl-to-camgirl way. whenever you see it you go "YES, she's flawed like me!"
-Whenever you catch a camgirl who you know posts on stripperweb, you become her mini fangirl/stan for 5seconds - "Ahh! It is so-and-so from stripperweb! SO cool!"
-You then wonder if every camgirl is from SW "I think this girl posts on stripperweb - she's hot, it'd be cool if she did. Should I ask? No that'd be weird and stalkerish. Should I take her pvt? No that is even weirder. Should I make a SW joke and see if she laughs? No, no, that's weird too.... oh fuck forget it"
-you have a draw full of wires, lightbulbs, old webcams, electronics instruction manuals, and other random items that you should do something with but you leave it there for fear you may need it 'just in case'. sometimes you go through it and realize you have no idea what half of the wires are even for.
-You've had a conversation start like this before: "what's with you and the coconut oil?" "uh, what?"
-Guys who write clearly, politely, and with decent punctuation get your full attention and relief because you assume they have money - then out of nowhere a "bend over bb" guy takes you pvt for 2minutes. When you are done the polite guy doesnt return and youre quickly bombarded with "open tits" "sup mama" "twril bb" and you weep for the world.
Brilynne
11-04-2011, 09:20 AM
-When you have one site that you HATE because you've had slightly under the minimum payout for months and curse yourself for even signing up in the first place. "Argh, I knew [random site] had no traffic, wtf was I thinking!" Everytime you sign on hoping to get that one pvt to go over the minimum so you can finally close your account- you barely ever make it.... and every moment spent waiting is filled with steadily growing rage and resentment.
-you consider doing (or going back to) porn, but camming has made you way too high maintenance. You'd probably make your rates way too high - "1K for b/g? PLEASE. I need like 10K MINIMUM since I dont get royalties and cant post it in my clip stores... and I need my own dressing room, we can only use my own lube, I will do my own makeup, 3 point lighting system, no closeups of my anus..."
-you consider doing (or going back to) escorting, but realize that there is no kick/ban button and spending an entire hour or more with one guy sounds too exhausting. One hour pvts even make you antsy. You wonder if you can market yourself as a "napping escort" who takes a nap mid-session.... hmmm.
-you unplug your webcam everytime your shift is over or even whenever you log off to take a break. you read a rumor that the cam can still keep broadcasting - and even though the light isnt on, you figure 'better safe than sorry' and unplug it.
-you watch certain girls for inspiration, you're in awe of their enthusiasm and oozing sensuality. but you catch yourself staring into their eyes to see if they have a moment of "argh fucking cheap assholes" so you can actually relate to her in a camgirl-to-camgirl way. whenever you see it you go "YES, she's flawed like me!"
-Whenever you catch a camgirl who you know posts on stripperweb, you become her mini fangirl/stan for 5seconds - "Ahh! It is so-and-so from stripperweb! SO cool!"
-You then wonder if every camgirl is from SW "I think this girl posts on stripperweb - she's hot, it'd be cool if she did. Should I ask? No that'd be weird and stalkerish. Should I take her pvt? No that is even weirder. Should I make a SW joke and see if she laughs? No, no, that's weird too.... oh fuck forget it"
-you have a draw full of wires, lightbulbs, old webcams, electronics instruction manuals, and other random items that you should do something with but you leave it there for fear you may need it 'just in case'. sometimes you go through it and realize you have no idea what half of the wires are even for.
-You've had a conversation start like this before: "what's with you and the coconut oil?" "uh, what?"
-Guys who write clearly, politely, and with decent punctuation get your full attention and relief because you assume they have money - then out of nowhere a "bend over bb" guy takes you pvt for 2minutes. When you are done the polite guy doesnt return and youre quickly bombarded with "open tits" "sup mama" "twril bb" and you weep for the world.
OMG yes on the unplugging the cam part!
You know youre a cam girl when running to walmart in a downpour at 1030 at night in sweats and hooker makeup is something you don't have time to think twice about, because you just killed your laptop mid pvt session by squirting all over it.
roast
11-04-2011, 10:33 AM
Payoneer related:
When using your payoneer card -even if you know you have money loaded on it - you get a surge of panic whenever using it somewhere you've never used it before.
...Or if you've had your card rejected enough times your shame-level is at zero so youll hold up a super long line "hey, this card may not work, but I have a backup just in case.... yea, see, told you. OK let's try a different card... hmm this may or may not work either, but let's see...." (swipe your greendot or other random camming-related bank card) "ugh. whatever, let me just use my debit card"
You've walked into a store just to ask what their highest cash back amount is. You'll just leave without buying anything if they say anything under $50.
Whenever you check your Payoneer balance it always seems to have gone down. You comb through your purchases and realized you keep using it to buy dumb stuff under $5 things because you never know your real balance.
You go - "oh [site] has Payoneer, hmm the payout minimum is pretty high but that's inspire me to work harder! let me merge my account" even though you can set the minimum higher yourself.
You always seem to lose your Payoneer card more than any other card in your wallet. You never notice until you get an email saying your card was loaded... and then you tear your purses and house apart to try and find it. when you see something light blue and shiny, you go "Hey is that- oh"
Checking Payoneer's fees fills you with rage and you vow to never use it again. "ugh I shouldn't PAY to get PAID" - But you never change any of your accounts to disconnect it. However, your accounts that are not Payoneer connected fill you with pride at your (selective) conviction. .. but sometimes you find yourself wishing they were....
You feel bad about writing this because Nissism-Payoneer in OtherWork is nice.