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Fridays
11-04-2011, 10:35 AM
when you withdraw $2400 at an ATM like its ... not a big deal.. lol

Trix66
11-04-2011, 11:28 AM
-you unplug your webcam everytime your shift is over or even whenever you log off to take a break. you read a rumor that the cam can still keep broadcasting - and even though the light isnt on, you figure 'better safe than sorry' and unplug it.

I started doing this after the one night I left it on the tripod in front of my bed and had dreams all night about people talking about how hot looked while I slept.

Brilynne
11-04-2011, 11:40 AM
when you withdraw $2400 at an ATM like its ... not a big deal.. lol

Even better when youve got a line of people behind you eyeballing your cash because the ATM only let's you withdraw $300 at time 8)

ManyRoses
11-04-2011, 02:28 PM
When your friend posts on fb that they "think I have finally found my niche" and you start running through a list of niches and fetishes in your head (hmm....she could be big enough for bbw? Or maybe shes becoming a foot girl...or non-nude tease and deny...ooh, maybe she is JUST doing SPH and cuckolding...) before realizing that she ISN'T a camgirl...

I nearly commented on it before I remembered that she works in an office somewhere...LOL

sammii
11-04-2011, 02:45 PM
OMG yes on the unplugging the cam part!

You know youre a cam girl when running to walmart in a downpour at 1030 at night in sweats and hooker makeup is something you don't have time to think twice about, because you just killed your laptop mid pvt session by squirting all over it.
Lmao. I'm sure every cam girl can relate to this.

I would walk over to McDonalds when it opened in sweats and hooker makeup at 6am like 2 or 3 times a week.


When you know you are a bit silly for giggling to yourself when passing by "BB's Restaurant" , considering the majority of guys use this abreviation for calling you baby/babe.

And when I see "Bb" hair products.

Brilynne
11-04-2011, 02:59 PM
Lmao. I'm sure every cam girl can relate to this.

I would walk over to McDonalds when it opened in sweats and hooker makeup at 6am like 2 or 3 times a week.



And when I see "Bb" hair products.

That's awesome.

...when you're either completely glammed up or totally bumming out, but there is no grey area.

Amalthea
11-04-2011, 05:33 PM
....When you have to ask your guy friend to stop calling you bb on facebook, because now that you know where he got it from it creeps you the f*ck out lol.

sammii
11-05-2011, 12:07 AM
You know you're a camgirl when there is something wrong with your internet and you freak out and frantically call Comcast/your cable company. Then you get annoyed at their advice about resetting your cable modem/computer, and just insist they send a tech over ASAP. You tell them it's urgent.

You know you're a camgirl when a guy you've never seen before is insisting he knows you and you freeze for a minute and wonder if he's seen you on cam. I think guys just use this line as an excuse to chat, but my heart always speeds up when this happens.


That's awesome.

...when you're either completely glammed up or totally bumming out, but there is no grey area.
So true. I'm either wearing a pound of makeup or I look like a complete slob.

IsobelWren
11-05-2011, 08:49 AM
...you realize that you've probably consumed just as much cornstarch with your pussy as you've ever eaten in food simply from repeated seasoning of silicone dildos with cornstarch to keep everything in the world from sticking to them.

...you start to argue back when your man gripes about the, "goddamned SEX TOYS everywhere" before you realize that...oh, he's right. They ARE all over the place, you've just gotten inured to it.

IsobelWren
11-05-2011, 08:57 AM
Payoneer related

...Or if you've had your card rejected enough times your shame-level is at zero so youll hold up a super long line "hey, this card may not work, but I have a backup just in case.... yea, see, told you. OK let's try a different card... hmm this may or may not work either, but let's see...." (swipe your greendot or other random camming-related bank card) "ugh. whatever, let me just use my debit card"

Whenever you check your Payoneer balance it always seems to have gone down. You comb through your purchases and realized you keep using it to buy dumb stuff under $5 things because you never know your real balance.

Checking Payoneer's fees fills you with rage and you vow to never use it again. "ugh I shouldn't PAY to get PAID" - But you never change any of your accounts to disconnect it. However, your accounts that are not Payoneer connected fill you with pride at your (selective) conviction. .. but sometimes you find yourself wishing they were....

You feel bad about writing this because Nissism-Payoneer in OtherWork is nice.

Yes, yes and yes. I never know the payoneer balance. I have it hooked up to my voyeur cam so A) I don't know what I've made and B) I don't know how much I've spent. I always pretend like it's one of those Visa gift cards when I'm using it in a store, "Heh. This is a gift card, I don't know how much it has on it so it might not...oh it went through? Oh great!" and the clerk looks at me like they don't even care. Then I walk away feeling like I've got free money!

The fees are so galling though! I always set it up to only pay when I've got like, 100-200$ ready to load b/c 2$ of 100 is less galling than 2$ of 30. And that you can auto set it to always do the 5$ "quick payout" but can't set it to always do the 2$ "slow payout" pisses me off.

But you feel like, Nassim is nice so I shouldn't complain...and if this shit ever blows up I'm calling Nassim b/c he's mah man on the insiiiide!

roast
11-05-2011, 09:28 AM
...you realize that you've probably consumed just as much cornstarch with your pussy as you've ever eaten in food simply from repeated seasoning of silicone dildos with cornstarch to keep everything in the world from sticking to them.

...you start to argue back when your husband gripes about the, "goddamned SEX TOYS everywhere" before you realize that...oh, he's right. They ARE all over the place, you've just gotten inured to it.

LOL I thought I was the only one with the cornstarch issue... especially the ones in that stupid accordion like squeezy thing. Ugh. Sometimes Ill forget I squeezed it in the hole then corn starch everywhere, or Ill insert it and be like "wtf,, why is my pussy so dry? ugh fucking corn starch." Corn starch, coconut oil, like we're baking muffins in our vaginas.

The second one is hilarious. Recently my BF tripped and almost went flying - almost into the door because he: a. slipped on split coconut oil in my super hot room. b. slipped again on my 20" novelty pink jelly cock on the way down. Best way to emasculate a man? lol maybe, maybe. He laughed it off but was limping the next day.

Oh Isobel, I meant to respond to your Dear Diary about your regular who made an aboutface - I had one recently who got ugly out of nowhere... probably in my top 5 of favorites, it wasnt a good time. My empathy.

MistyRose
11-05-2011, 12:06 PM
-you unplug your webcam everytime your shift is over or even whenever you log off to take a break. you read a rumor that the cam can still keep broadcasting - and even though the light isnt on, you figure 'better safe than sorry' and unplug it.



Oh, so this. I'm often in paid mode on AW and if it's quiet and I'm voracious and decide to eat something till somebody buys a show, there'll be that moment where consciousness shines through and I suddenly find myself with my mouth filled with mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, with a piece of arugula hanging from the corner of my lips, looking at the blue light with a deer-in-the-headlights look thinking "....shit, do you think somebody could be watching me now? Like, AW support? Or JCI support? Uhhh..."





-Whenever you catch a camgirl who you know posts on stripperweb, you become her mini fangirl/stan for 5seconds - "Ahh! It is so-and-so from stripperweb! SO cool!"

-You then wonder if every camgirl is from SW "I think this girl posts on stripperweb - she's hot, it'd be cool if she did. Should I ask? No that'd be weird and stalkerish. Should I take her pvt? No that is even weirder. Should I make a SW joke and see if she laughs? No, no, that's weird too.... oh fuck forget it"



"omg, I recognize this ass/tits/panties/elbow/earlobe, it's so-and-so from SW! How exciting! Ohhh, she has a face too, how pretty!"


- when you work sites with paid mode and you find yourself sprinting across the house to accept that pvt request in time, because they invariably come at the most inconvenient time.

"Oh, I didn't get a show for over half an hour, I might quickly go make some tea." You then go to the kitchen, start eating something, say, a Lamington, so when you hear that ring you have to both sprint and either spit out the chocolate and coconut covered sponge cake or try to swallow it real quick and remove the coconut shavings that stuck to your lipgloss. When you plop down on the bed, you act like you have all the time in the world and breathe in deeply in an attempt to reach your inner zen, ruffle hair for volume and check is your tongue black from chocolate and hit accept, hoping the customer isn't psychic and will think you were sitting there in the goddess pose with a smile all along.

- you have so many email accounts/payoneer/amazon/facebook/twitter/camsites that you keep forgetting your passwords or confusing them and you wish you could just have one damn password but you know it's too dangerous, so you keep juggling, but boy does it annoy you

- every time you're going out to meet friends or something, you start this debate with yourself is it really worth putting make up on now...when you'll be home in 3 hours, having to remove it and put triple as much on and it's just such a hassle to do it over and over again. You end up just putting on some mascara in an attempt not to look that washed out. Then you see yourself in a mirror in the store or car...

- Seeing yourself in a mirror in daylight is always a "woah" moment because your webcam gives you such wonderful smooth looking complexion, combined with afore mentioned pound of make up you're wearing. You start scouring websites to find out which revitalising face masks work and think about anti ageing creams, even though you're not even 20/25/30 and wonder is it too early to start asking around about fillers/botox

- you start suspecting the make up brand you're buying is cheating on the amount of product..because the lipgloss that you used to have for a year now lasts 3 weeks tops. Then you remember you apply it 15 times in a night.

IsobelWren
11-05-2011, 02:40 PM
Corn starch, coconut oil, like we're baking muffins in our vaginas.


BWAHH HA HAAAA! Can't. Stop. Laughinggggg!

...and all your fault that I then spent 20 minutes looking for a cake/muffin recipe with corn starch and coconut oil in so that I could make camgirl pussy muffins.

Thank you for the empathy as well :)

CandaceMoon
11-05-2011, 04:25 PM
OMG Lipgloss, I thought it was just me!! Mascara and lipgloss, I just need to have them delivered to my door every other week.

h0ttie
11-05-2011, 08:31 PM
http://data.whicdn.com/images/13515132/260007_2046709136835_1517618321_32235797_2856565_n _large.jpg

this cart is not mine...
but i think it might be a cam girls :rotfl:

MistyRose
11-05-2011, 08:36 PM
...a revelation woken up by your post, h0ttie:

- when you can't look at any fruit without dirty thoughts anymore. Even that pineapple makes you wonder do some girls use it in their shows and how?

TheBrownFox
11-05-2011, 11:41 PM
you decide to make a song about it.....


*singing* Here a fuck...there a fuck...everywhere a good fuck...Ole McNasty wants to nut...show dat ass bb! :D

shannonkristin
11-06-2011, 01:42 PM
when you withdraw $2400 at an ATM like its ... not a big deal.. lol

Lol!!! I do that at a convience store in my area that has a no fee atm... in dark sunglasses $600 at a time with people behind me and just keeping on shoving it in my bag. Its almost like a heist, since epassporte im scared and will forever be there the moment payoneer sends me the email my card has been loaded.

im not sure why the dark sunglasses... maybe its the cam whore snob factor that emerges on payday.

Kaley
11-06-2011, 02:53 PM
when you acquire enough lamps to use the 3-point lighting and your room looks awesomeee

(I'm so excited, been using my ceiling fan lights which doesn't look good at all)

IsobelWren
11-12-2011, 01:43 PM
The top of your shelf in your cam room holds lube, dildos you washed after you used them last night and salt and pepper, since usually you eat dinner while you're on cam.

Caree
11-15-2011, 03:31 PM
...when you hear "I'll just go and get some credits" and you know 9 times out of 10 you're never going to see that guy again!

DMaribella
11-19-2011, 08:53 AM
While using a Neti Pot to irrigate your sinuses, you wonder if there's someone who would pay to watch this.

roast
11-19-2011, 09:10 AM
And when I see "Bb" hair products.

hahahahaha I bought a container of one of their shampoos recently. I didn't check the price until checkout though and was like WTF, this isn't Aveda - it is CVS. But I bought it anyway.

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-your-hand.jpg

you know you're a camgirl when this ^ makes you laugh until you realized you did this position yesterday during a session... but instead of feeling sexy you were just eyeing the stubble you missed when you shaved your butthole

goreantx
11-19-2011, 04:12 PM
You know when you're a camgirl when one of your favorite customers catches you online and offers to drop huge $$$ but you can't keep your eyes open because you've been camming 14 hours straight trying to make $1000 "just cuz"

DEUCESWILD
11-19-2011, 08:04 PM
You know your a camgirl when every hour your not camming (doing regular stuff) you are secretely calculating each hour and how much money you just missed out on

When your checking SW out on your "cam break" to feel like you've gotten some socializing in with the female species for the day

When you don't want to text or talk to friends/family because your not getting paid for it

When your at the store and your looking at regular things trying to think of ways you can incorporate them into a show...hmmm, a spatula...I could use this for so and so ... or hmmm ice cream, I could have "make myself into a sundae" theme tonight! but wait that would be too messy, do I have any plastic to put down? or better yet I'll get in the tub and do it!

Brilynne
11-19-2011, 09:00 PM
...when you're wondering if cheese counts as a tax right off...

Smurfette
11-19-2011, 09:03 PM
When your mom suggests to you that you should find a professional photographer to take artsy nude photos during your pregnancy... and the first thing you think is "Oh I've already taken plenty of those!"

mistresscyn
11-20-2011, 02:33 AM
A cam sites verification process is more annoying than an actual interview.

Arialandre
11-20-2011, 02:40 AM
^ hell yes they are!!

Cam_Model_Jess
11-20-2011, 05:08 PM
When you're at the grocery store, only wearing a little make-up, dressed normally, and this older guy keeps looking back at you. And you start walking faster, hiding your face b/c your first thought is "he's a customer." "Shit, he's probably that guy whose penis I made fun of yesterday." Then you realize that you're not wearing much make-up, you're wearing a winter coat, and he's probably just the average kind of perv.

Trix66
11-21-2011, 09:54 PM
When you're at a friend's house and she tells her kids "now clean up your toys...it's bedtime," you don't want to explain why you had to let out a small giggle.

IsobelWren
11-22-2011, 08:51 AM
When you're at the grocery store, only wearing a little make-up, dressed normally, and this older guy keeps looking back at you. And you start walking faster, hiding your face b/c your first thought is "he's a customer." "Shit, he's probably that guy whose penis I made fun of yesterday." Then you realize that you're not wearing much make-up, you're wearing a winter coat, and he's probably just the average kind of perv.

HAH! I used to have lots of piercings and cool hair so when I used to get the prolonged stare before I'd give them a shitty look like, "What? You never seen a punker before?" Now I wonder why the hell they're staring at me before -several minutes later- I remember what I do for a living and wonder if they've seen me in porn. Instead of giving them a shitty look I just raise an eyebrow and mouth, "What?" and they're always embarrassed, even if they're just looking at me b/c they think I'm hot.

Once I did have a clerk follow me through the entire men's department at Nordstroms while I was shopping for underwear for my man. He was absolutely convinced that he'd, "seen [me] on tv somewhere" and I kept telling him no, I wasn't on tv. He went through a whole bunch of tv shows, then reality shows. I told him that people always say I look like Amy Adams or Isla Fischer and he was adamant that I don't "look like" someone, I AM someone.

His reality shows got more and more obscure, stuff I haven't even HEARD of. He started insisting and just going, "Oh my gosh, [this show] is filming in [our town] right now, isn't it!? Please, you can tell me! I won't come bother anyone!" It was driving him insane, he said, because he has, "a great memory for faces and context". I told him that I just have one of those faces that look like someone everyone knows (it's true, I get it all the time, since I was a teenager). I suggested that he might know me from college, or a popular restaurant. He refused this.

I was like, "Okay, I have to go now." and he said, "I'm going to go through all my DVDs and Tivo tonight! I'll find out! You're killing me. You're really not on tv?" I just laughed and said I'm not in any tv shows.

I laugh to myself every once in a while when I think of him digging through everything and finally coming to Lucky Lesbians 5 or Big Butt Sluts 3 or Girl Lovers or any of the other shit I've been in. He'll go, "well it can't be any of THOSE...OH YES IT COULD!" and chuck himself into them like a kid in a ball pit.

Then again, I've also been in a few episodes of those HBO documentaries on the porn industry like Real Sex. So maybe he saw me there, but seeing me once on one episode and remembering me? He truly WOULD have a great memory for faces.

Anyway /end thread jack

IsobelWren
11-23-2011, 01:58 PM
You start hearing phantom "someone has entered your room" noises when your cam isn't even on. When your computer isn't even on. When you're not even anywhere NEAR a computer!

LexiLuvsU
11-24-2011, 12:02 PM
Big Big You know when you're a cam girl moment yesterday...

Was in a music store browsing around and found this sticker that said "I Don't have friends, I have fans." Instantly I smiled and thought in my head "Aint that the truth" I walked away and it took me about 5 min before I thought, Wait a minute, that sticker is talking about being a rockstar not being a cam girl and having a fan club!!! Which leads me to...

You know you're a cam girl when...you see a sticker that says "I dont have friends, I have fans" and you automatically assume its about you because your fans get more of your time than your friends do.

*slaps forehead* Oh this job...:P

Brilynne
11-27-2011, 01:34 PM
When you realize all the "sponsored ads" in your browser are for porn addiction help.

ModelJolie
11-27-2011, 01:36 PM
You can't wait for hubby and kid to go to bed so you can work without any distractions

Arialandre
11-28-2011, 01:14 AM
When you're sitting at the bus stop and a kind of cute guy tries to hit on you. You smile, answer "hello" politely then put your headphones back on because fuck man, if he's not paying you, you just. Don't. Care.

neliana
11-28-2011, 02:46 AM
..when you're about to have sex with your man, and stop to say "shouldn't we save the cumshot for the camera? I'm trying to make a cumshot compilation... Let me know when you're about to cum and I'll pull the camera out!" True story. And yes, we filmed the cumshot! Lol!!

Cam_chick
11-28-2011, 05:58 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you realize you've spent an hour researching anal bleaching v.v

MistyRose
11-28-2011, 06:39 PM
- when you wake up, drag yourself out of bed and while brushing your teeth you suddenly remember you dreamed about one of your fav regs who didn't show up for a couple of weeks. Dream was about him coming and getting a show. You give yourself a look in the mirror and decide you need to get a better social life outside of work.

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...then he shows up that night when you're on cam and gets a show.

taylor_sweet
11-28-2011, 07:13 PM
like today lol started my period during a gold show had a ob tampon on my stand so grab it went into doggie with my dildo in my ass lol tampon in my hand n shoved it up there with the string rofl n no one saw now thats freaking technique lol

xoxdefyinggravityxox
11-28-2011, 08:15 PM
When you have no problem showing the no more penis pics video on youtube to a classroom full of undergrads when you're giving a lecture on sexuality... then you can't figure out why they don't think its as hilarious as you do...

h0ttie
11-28-2011, 10:00 PM
...when you hear "I'll just go and get some credits" and you know 9 times out of 10 you're never going to see that guy again!

bonus points if its a site that doesn't even use credits ::)

shywebcamgirl
12-01-2011, 12:43 PM
In my case, you know you are a NEW camgirl when:

1. You are nervous that the people at your local thrift store are going to start asking why you buy a new bed sheet every week because you haven't quite figured out how to get oil out of your old ones yet.

2. Your entire first paycheck goes to buying better sex toys that will do less damage since the toys you are using now were never meant for such 'intensive' use.

Cam_chick
12-01-2011, 03:12 PM
In my case, you know you are a NEW camgirl when:
2. Your entire first paycheck goes to buying better sex toys that will do less damage since the toys you are using now were never meant for such 'intensive' use.

God this. I am in my second month of camming and about to spend an entire paycheck on toys and shit like that because nothing about me was girly/sexy and I was perfectly happy with my hands.

loveshooks
12-01-2011, 05:38 PM
when a customer who knows nothing about you, has never asked more than a perfunctory "hi, hru" before launching into a 'talking' show that essentially consists of a non-stop monologue of his sexual fears and fantasies, decides that he should no longer have to pay for same, since you're now "such good friends"::)

Tsani
12-01-2011, 05:40 PM
When you have no problem showing the no more penis pics video on youtube to a classroom full of undergrads when you're giving a lecture on sexuality... then you can't figure out why they don't think its as hilarious as you do...

OMG yes! My classmates and I are always sharing funny youtube vids and I showed that one and.... yeah... I know what you mean there lol

ManyRoses
12-01-2011, 05:55 PM
- You realize that you are winking at EVERYONE. Like its some kind of muscle spasm in your eyelid. And calling them "baby/cutie/sweetie". I think in one day, I did this to: The barista at the coffee shop, the server at dinner, the stranger I nearly bumped into on the street, the bus driver, and two customers at the day job.

- You start responding to normal, vanilla conversations/questions with cam girl answers/phrases.
Case in point; sitting at the day job, customer comes in, and is sort of hanging around by the door silently. So I say "Hey! Can I help you? You can come on over and talk to me, y'know. I don't bite! Well, not for free anyway..." He looked SO confused. Damn.

- You find yourself asking your boyfriend/husband if it will damage the laptop if you spilled lube on the cord. Or screen. Or keyboard.

- You are cleaning the floors, and wonder how the HELL you managed to develop a little lube/coconut oil smear all the way over HERE??

- You find yourself grabbing your boobs when you smell coconuts.....pina colada night did NOT go over well....

DMaribella
12-01-2011, 06:44 PM
When one of the last things you do before logging in is go over the soles of your feet with a wipe in case you get one of the foot guys.

PrincessLavender
12-01-2011, 07:23 PM
You start hearing phantom "someone has entered your room" noises when your cam isn't even on. When your computer isn't even on. When you're not even anywhere NEAR a computer!

OMG this! I have a playlist on Windows Media Player of songs that get me in the mood for camming and whenever I hear one of those songs come on the radio I swear I hear the SM enter chat sound.