View Full Version : you know you're a Camgirl when...
mimiboo69
12-01-2011, 08:52 PM
When two hot guys, one after another, check you out while you're choosing vegetables in the store and you don't think "I must look good today" but "I wonder if they saw me online...?".
:D
OMG I all ways think that when I going to wal mart and when some one is looking at me a long time LOL LOL ;D;D
Tsani
12-01-2011, 11:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es9bWvI8mkM&feature=related
justsomeone
12-02-2011, 05:52 PM
LMAO this is awesome.
ClaudiaReina
12-03-2011, 12:34 PM
...when you have crazy dreams like this:
The other night I had a dream that every guy wanted me to do photocopier fetish shows (I fully blame watching The Office the night before for this...).
Now, I had no idea what that was and I came here to ask all the lovely ladies to help me out but, oh, horror, nobody would help me. I opened a thread about this and not one SW lady would tell me what that was because everyone wanted to keep the precious knowledge to herself. I was so angry at you guys!:D Then I woke up and I haven't found out what that fetish was.
Also, you know you're a camgirl when before writing this post, you google "photocopier fetish" (in private browsing mode because you're too embarassed to google it otherwise) just in case it IS a real fetish you don't know about yet, because you're not surprised at weird fetishes anymore.
sweetheather
12-03-2011, 12:36 PM
You dream about being trapped in free chat with beggars and you can't log off.
ClaudiaReina
12-03-2011, 12:46 PM
You dream about being trapped in free chat with beggars and you can't log off.
What a nightmare! :O
Tsani
12-03-2011, 01:05 PM
I posted this in the dear diary thread but you know you're a cam girl when you have nightmares that the "thanks" button on SW are actually facbook "like" buttons and you go to check your personal FB and everyone can see your posts on SW.
*shudders*
PrincessLavender
12-03-2011, 01:25 PM
When you don't want to leave the house because you just know that one idiot is going to ruin your day and there's no block button in real life.
ClaudiaReina
12-03-2011, 02:13 PM
I posted this in the dear diary thread but you know you're a cam girl when you have nightmares that the "thanks" button on SW are actually facbook "like" buttons and you go to check your personal FB and everyone can see your posts on SW.
*shudders*
I would wake up screaming if I dreamt something like this! I am extra paranoid as it is...What's up with cam-related nightmares lately?;D
lydiastardust
12-03-2011, 02:18 PM
I had a dream the other night that some guy tried to pick me up at a club and was asking how much I charged to just go on a date with him. Oy.
GlamourRouge
12-03-2011, 02:36 PM
-You respond to "Are you single / dating anyone?" with "no one can tame me!"
-You get ready for the day on your day off only to realize you have bright lipstick on and really dark eye makeup when you're finished doing your makeup
Brilynne
12-03-2011, 03:03 PM
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-You get ready for the day on your day off only to realize you have bright lipstick on and really dark eye makeup when you're finished doing your makeup
Haha I always catch myself putting on false eyelashes when I'm doing my day off makeup..That and I'll be rumaging around for matching lingerie until I'm like wait a minute, no ones gonna be seeing this!:D
Tsani
12-03-2011, 03:05 PM
It's my day off and I was amazingly thrilled to put on my granny panties :D
shywebcamgirl
12-03-2011, 03:20 PM
You actually are reading, and actually posting on SW while you are on cam. ;)
h0ttie
12-03-2011, 08:25 PM
hearing the word "encoder" stresses you out.
GlamourRouge
12-03-2011, 09:00 PM
-You get annoyed by girls on (other) non-adult forums and in real life because they're so naive & in denial when it comes to men
ElianaIsis
12-03-2011, 09:37 PM
You wake up after only 2 hours of sleep to the chat ding and panic that you fell asleep on cam. Then you turn over and realize your computer is off.
mistresscyn
12-04-2011, 03:52 PM
You wake up after only 2 hours of sleep to the chat ding and panic that you fell asleep on cam. Then you turn over and realize your computer is off.
I always think my cam is on, even when I never turned it on that day to start with. Or that it's on when the comp is off. LMAO
Tsani
12-04-2011, 05:03 PM
When you decide to draw a cartoon version of yourself wearing sweats, domme boots and full hooker makeup doing a store run and using it as your avi on SW.
MistyRose
12-04-2011, 07:21 PM
You wake up after only 2 hours of sleep to the chat ding and panic that you fell asleep on cam. Then you turn over and realize your computer is off.
Hehehe, this never happened to me, but the other day I was walking around the house when I thought I heard a sound of someone coming to my chat. I stopped in my tracks and turned around and stared at my computer for a few moments, then remembered I am NOT logged in, ffs.
*sigh*
TXCamgirl
12-05-2011, 05:19 PM
You get irritated by threads on regular forums about women catching their men watching porn and they are super upset and threatening divorce! You sit there shaking your head, knowing exactly what goes on in these guys' heads and yet you can't tell these stupid women anything because they "know it all".
shywebcamgirl
12-05-2011, 06:23 PM
You get irritated by threads on regular forums about women catching their men watching porn and they are super upset and threatening divorce! You sit there shaking your head, knowing exactly what goes on in these guys' heads and yet you can't tell these stupid women anything because they "know it all".
I totally know what you mean! The times I hate the most are the people shooting their mouth off to me when they have no idea what I do for a living about how all sex workers are uneducated, cracked-out whores who are being exploited (because no 'good', 'educated', and 'drug-free' girl would ever actually chose sex work as a profession) and when I try to gently correct them without completely outing myself -- they smugly explain to me that I am a 'soft-touch' and have no idea how the real world works. ::)
SweetPinkCupcake
12-05-2011, 06:39 PM
You know you're a camgirl when you wake up from a dream that you were browsing StripperWeb during a scarily slow time on Streamate. Haha. Oh my, what is my life coming to.
whiteheat
12-07-2011, 06:41 PM
when you are on the subway (or any othe public transportation) and you check on your phone msn/skype cam addy and twitter etc and you wonder what the people next to you are thinking if they get a glimpse of asses and tits and the conversation you are having with your custies...
msmochaxx
12-07-2011, 07:03 PM
when your best friend texts you something stupid like "can i cleveland steam you?" and your reply is "only if i can film it so i can sell the clip."
:P
maryjaynexo
12-07-2011, 08:17 PM
When you fill up a basket at the grocery store with baby wipes, lollipops, bubblegum, lube and lipgloss. Hahahaha.
Audrina Parks
12-07-2011, 08:51 PM
You look gross when you go out and hot when you stay home.
Arialandre
12-07-2011, 09:34 PM
^omg yes! One of my best friends is threatening to burn all my sweatpants and hoodies because that's all I wear when she sees me these days. She is so used to me being the glamazon one that it's freaking her out. Unfortunately she doesn't seem to understand that if I'm not working I REFUSE to put in the effort of looking pretty.
IsobelWren
12-08-2011, 07:56 AM
^omg yes! One of my best friends is threatening to burn all my sweatpants and hoodies because that's all I wear when she sees me these days. She is so used to me being the glamazon one that it's freaking her out. Unfortunately she doesn't seem to understand that if I'm not working I REFUSE to put in the effort of looking pretty.
Exactly. Why am I going to put on makeup of the only thing that's going to happen when I put on makeup is that someone I don't want to or don't have time to sleep with is going to hit on me? I'm not going to get anything out of it but maybe a free drink. I've always felt bad when a guy I'm not interested in offers me a drink, he invested effort into me and I'm going to turn him down, not cool. I prefer to buy my own drinks.
Anyway! The combination of working at home and "fuck you pay me" makes putting on a nice top and makeup a big hassle. /she says, wearing yoga pants, a sports bra, an ugly t-shirt and giant ugly house slippers.
ClaudiaReina
12-08-2011, 08:45 AM
When your friends buy the champagne for New Year's Eve and you die laughing but can't explain to them why:
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(sorry couldn't find a bigger version:) )
shywebcamgirl
12-08-2011, 10:14 AM
When your friends buy the champagne for New Year's Eve and you die laughing but can't explain to them why:
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(sorry couldn't find a bigger version:) )
It was big enough for me to have me laughing my ass off at my computer. ;)
LilyLaineXXX
12-08-2011, 10:36 AM
When your friends buy the champagne for New Year's Eve and you die laughing but can't explain to them why:
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(sorry couldn't find a bigger version:) )
Ohhhh this cracked my shit up. Ahahahaa me and my boyfriend have an ongoing BB joke... he brings me drinks and such while I am on cam and sets them on a table out of view for me and basically just takes care of me while I work if he is home. And to get whatever I need from him I text "bb bring redbull vodka 20 gold" lol or he'll be at work and he'll need a certain shirt washed and he'll even be like "50 gold if you wash my black button-down BB." hahaha
ClaudiaReina
12-08-2011, 12:48 PM
I wanted to tell them that as much as I love my job I don't want to think about work on New Year's Eve but then they don't know what I'm doing for money:D
WebDarling
12-08-2011, 12:55 PM
when you would rather have your family thing that you've still never had a job and are mooching off your boyfriend :D
sammii
12-08-2011, 04:30 PM
When your friends buy the champagne for New Year's Eve and you die laughing but can't explain to them why:
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OMG, this is fucking hilarious. You're like my new favorite poster.
TXCamgirl
12-08-2011, 04:34 PM
You look gross when you go out and hot when you stay home.
This is my life. I always look like shit when I leave the house....lol.
LilyLaineXXX
12-08-2011, 04:44 PM
when you would rather have your family thing that you've still never had a job and are mooching off your boyfriend :D
Hahaha love it. Yup, I'm a housewife/mommy! Boyfriend pays everything and I don't contribute at all, Mom and Dad!!!! ;)
sammii
12-08-2011, 04:50 PM
When you wonder if your friends and family think you're in major debt, because they think you're being paid minimum wage and you're always buying nice things.
Arialandre
12-08-2011, 06:05 PM
When your friends buy the champagne for New Year's Eve and you die laughing but can't explain to them why:
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OMG! I'm going to by a couple of bottles of the for new years and go around calling everyone I see "bb". "Happy New Year bb!"
SybilVain
12-08-2011, 07:29 PM
I totally found myself flirting with the smoke stocker at the drugstore in front of my husband today... till I remembered they can't tip me in real life.
MissEgo
12-08-2011, 10:18 PM
Exactly. Why am I going to put on makeup of the only thing that's going to happen when I put on makeup is that someone I don't want to or don't have time to sleep with is going to hit on me? I'm not going to get anything out of it but maybe a free drink. I've always felt bad when a guy I'm not interested in offers me a drink, he invested effort into me and I'm going to turn him down, not cool. I prefer to buy my own drinks.
Anyway! The combination of working at home and "fuck you pay me" makes putting on a nice top and makeup a big hassle. /she says, wearing yoga pants, a sports bra, an ugly t-shirt and giant ugly house slippers.
bahaha, I love you!
IsobelWren
12-09-2011, 09:21 AM
Ohhhh this cracked my shit up. Ahahahaa me and my boyfriend have an ongoing BB joke... he brings me drinks and such while I am on cam and sets them on a table out of view for me and basically just takes care of me while I work if he is home. And to get whatever I need from him I text "bb bring redbull vodka 20 gold" lol or he'll be at work and he'll need a certain shirt washed and he'll even be like "50 gold if you wash my black button-down BB." hahaha
That's BRILLIANT! I'm totally going to try and get mine to do that, a favors rating system. roflol
shywebcamgirl
12-09-2011, 10:02 AM
You know you are a cam girl when you've spent your morning making a list of food that you can eat slightly off camera in hopes that no one will notice. (*smirks*)
msmochaxx
12-09-2011, 09:03 PM
You look gross when you go out and hot when you stay home.
I'm trying to not be like that but its inevitable lol if I do my makeup i the morning I will just have to redo it once i get on cam because normal makeup isnt dramatic enough
msmochaxx
12-09-2011, 09:04 PM
when you slip up and talk to your mother in law about how youre going to save your income tax money for a home downpayment and shes like "but you didnt work??"
:P
I got away with it though because even last year when i didnt work i got income tax because im in school lol
SKiarra
12-09-2011, 09:27 PM
You get this message:
"hey babe do you have any cheese slices for a pvt show? all you'd have to do is put them on your body thats it ;)"
and giggle with excitement that you've got the cheese guy!!
LOL I laughed soooo hard when I read this one! ohhh the cheese guy that is def when you know you are a cam girl!
shywebcamgirl
12-10-2011, 12:13 PM
When getting your period makes you sad for completely different reasons than it used too. :(
(*sighs*)
Spinnerette
12-10-2011, 12:24 PM
You look gross when you go out and hot when you stay home.
My existence!
All of my underwear are hot, what I put on top is not. Sweats, glasses, and a ponytail forever. My husband does not approve.
MiaCherri
12-15-2011, 04:09 PM
When you're watching the news and all your wondering is how you can get lighting just as good as what the report has.
Gabrielle_
12-15-2011, 08:55 PM
You are constantly wiping lube off your keyboard!