View Full Version : Fake Pussy Juice!!!!
Red Velvette
02-10-2012, 08:17 AM
So what happened Angel? Did you order it? What did you think?
saila
02-10-2012, 03:31 PM
Just wanted to add a males perspective here -
There was a study (trying to find a link now) showing that strippers earned up to 2x more on a average shift when they were ovulating. Now why is that? Simple - women produce more pheromones/copulins around the time of ovulation, which is mother natures way of signaling that you are ready to mate, which results in bigger tips. I hate to put things so indelicately, but it makes perfect physiological sense when you think about it.
I myself have never ordered a pair of used panties (you need only read the comments on this thread to understand why), but it's really not fair to belittle guys for getting turned on by 'this smell'. As I mentioned above, its quite natural. In fact, I know several strippers who use their own scent as a perfume (a common practice in ancient times), and they say it works quite well. The whole 'used panty market' works on the same principle.
As for Vulva - It's a good idea in theory, however I think it will take more than ONE product/company to perfect the formula. There are supposedly other 'variations' in the works, but the 'in development' section on Vulva's site has not been updated in quite some time. To my knowledge Vulva is the only product like this on the market (very surprising in this day and age). Maybe when a company finally figures out how to accurately simulate the smell of a healthy ovulating woman, strippers might see more consistent pay :). *on the other hand, those selling used panties online might be out of a job :(
dustinthewind55
02-10-2012, 06:07 PM
Just wanted to add a males perspective here -
There was a study (trying to find a link now) showing that strippers earned up to 2x more on a average shift when they were ovulating. Now why is that? Simple - women produce more pheromones/copulins around the time of ovulation, which is mother natures way of signaling that you are ready to mate, which results in bigger tips. I hate to put things so indelicately, but it makes perfect physiological sense when you think about it.
I myself have never ordered a pair of used panties (you need only read the comments on this thread to understand why), but it's really not fair to belittle guys for getting turned on by 'this smell'. As I mentioned above, its quite natural. In fact, I know several strippers who use their own scent as a perfume (a common practice in ancient times), and they say it works quite well. The whole 'used panty market' works on the same principle.
As for Vulva - It's a good idea in theory, however I think it will take more than ONE product/company to perfect the formula. There are supposedly other 'variations' in the works, but the 'in development' section on Vulva's site has not been updated in quite some time. To my knowledge Vulva is the only product like this on the market (very surprising in this day and age). Maybe when a company finally figures out how to accurately simulate the smell of a healthy ovulating woman, strippers might see more consistent pay :). *on the other hand, those selling used panties online might be out of a job :(
Very interesting post and after doing some research I found the following... and also this one which might be what you were referring to... Smell plays a bigger part in our lives than what we realize. Call me crazy but I ordered a vial of Vulva, just have to see for myself, although I don't expect a pussy in a bottle :(
dustinthewind55
02-16-2012, 12:48 PM
OK my vial of Vulva arrived today. It is amazingly remimiscent of the real thing. Obviously not near as much fun as partaking of the real thing but if actually being able to smell something similar is important then this is pretty much as advertised. That of course is just one man's opinion. It is a bit oily but the scent is fairly strong and it lasts. Don't worry girls it will never replace you but for someone like me that yearns for that essence at least the fake stuff is obtainable, doesn't consider judge me as desperate or perverted and even though I know it's fake it does pass the test.
saila
02-17-2012, 04:30 PM
OK my vial of Vulva arrived today. It is amazingly remimiscent of the real thing. Obviously not near as much fun as partaking of the real thing but if actually being able to smell something similar is important then this is pretty much as advertised. That of course is just one man's opinion. It is a bit oily but the scent is fairly strong and it lasts. Don't worry girls it will never replace you but for someone like me that yearns for that essence at least the fake stuff is obtainable, doesn't consider judge me as desperate or perverted and even though I know it's fake it does pass the test.
My only experience with Vulva was a long time ago (when the site first launched). I thought it smelled like cheap perfume with a hint of urine. Are you saying they have dialed back the 'cover scents', and focused on the more natural/pungent notes? There was a video on youtube where some porn stars sampled the stuff, and one of them commented that it smelled like 'summer's eve' deodorant.
I wonder if the formula has changed over the years... They seem to have a new model on their homepage. Maybe after all these years its worth giving it another try... Did you order directly from their website, or from a 3rd party site (perhaps different batches smell unique)?
*curious to hear what the other girls who ordered it think of the smell.
dustinthewind55
02-17-2012, 07:13 PM
My only experience with Vulva was a long time ago (when the site first launched). I thought it smelled like cheap perfume with a hint of urine. Are you saying they have dialed back the 'cover scents', and focused on the more natural/pungent notes? There was a video on youtube where some porn stars sampled the stuff, and one of them commented that it smelled like 'summer's eve' deodorant.
I wonder if the formula has changed over the years... They seem to have a new model on their homepage. Maybe after all these years its worth giving it another try... Did you order directly from their website, or from a 3rd party site (perhaps different batches smell unique)?
*curious to hear what the other girls who ordered it think of the smell.
I can't judge as to wheter it has changed over the years as this is my first vial. My first thought when opening it was "wow this smells like the real thing". Well now that I've had a better chance to sample it I think it's close but obviously nothing beats the real thing. I find it is better when on skin as it smells a bit more natural, probably from being on warm skin. When fist applied it does seem to have a bit of a cover smell then after it is on a while and has a chance to mellow it is much better. On cloth the chemical or cover scent seems to be more predominant. I'm no expert but I really don't put much store in what porn stars have to say myself but that's just me. It does have a musky cologne type smell and needs to be a bit more subtle. The urine smell does need to be toned down some too. As for a female opinion...I had my wife check it out and she too thinks it's pretty close. I'm sure all women's essence is a bit different but there is still the basic musky scent and I get that in Vulva. I do think there is room for improvement but it is off to a good start. I ordered directly from the website and it only took a couple weeks to be delivered. This, like everyting, is one man/woman's opinion, we all have them. I too would like to hear from some of the girls that have sampled it.
raunchyguy69
06-04-2012, 09:01 PM
It surprises me that some of you don't know better and you're in the industry. No offense, just sayin. People have been selling "used" panties for ages. I used to see them in the backs of porno books from the 70's. Half the crap we buy is fake to some degree or another and in unregulated fields, such as enhancement pills and the like people get away with a lot of stuff. I know some of you have to keep face by saying it's all 100% real for your own personal sales and it is or isn't that's not really my business or for me to say. As most other users have said what are you gonna do go get a DNA test? unless there's a hair in there it wouldn't work. Most women I know are very clean so the idea of smelling man balls ain't too high on the priority list. But on the counter note I've given away plenty of shirts to women as a gift with my scent on them and they loved it. furthermore most women aren't programmed to have sex with everything that has a pulse either. That's mostly a man's wiring. So even though the concept may be foreign to you, and considering the amount of fake things on some women, from botox, to breast implants, to make up in general it shouldn't come as a complete surprise. Not to say I'm complaining, I don't care personally as long as I'm in the game. Conversely I don't have an under wear fetish. but hey, if some dude wanted to smell my sweaty man balls and that did it for him and he was gonna give me 30 or so for some used jock strap that I paid five bucks for, as far as I'm concerned, money is money. And yeah, I've sold a few.
Red Velvette
06-05-2012, 11:03 AM
Why are the blues more interested in this than the pinks? Afraid they won't be able to tell the diff? *shrugs*