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lifetravelergirl
06-02-2013, 09:06 AM
I know this is lame and gross but I have been doing a lot of anal in my shows lately and though normally not a gassy person the anal just brings it out of me O_O . And I think it may be partly the lube. I have no idea but I did have a customer ask me, "What was that noise?" I just kept going and didn't say anything. I am thinking of keeping a fluff towel on hand O_O as a sort of fart silencer.
CanadianRuby
06-02-2013, 07:19 PM
I know this is lame and gross but I have been doing a lot of anal in my shows lately and though normally not a gassy person the anal just brings it out of me O_O . And I think it may be partly the lube. I have no idea but I did have a customer ask me, "What was that noise?" I just kept going and didn't say anything. I am thinking of keeping a fluff towel on hand O_O as a sort of fart silencer.
Its probably the combination of the stimulation, lube, and air getting pushed inside. If they cant understand that REAL sex involves emberrassing noises well....then they have watched too much porn and/ or never had a lot of a x haha.
If it makes you feel any better, the first time I got eaten out from behind, my BF had been doing me doggy then pulled out and started licking me...and I queefed right in his face.... I was SO emberrassed.
I had only just recently lost my virginity...and I was 19 at the time and naive...man I blushed SO hard... I wanted to crawl under a rock. Haha.
I feel really embarrassed :( I was in a private with a regular and was bent over (he loves my ass). I lost balance while moving my one hand off the bed to spank my ass and hilariously fell over in the most clumsy way possible. I got back up and continued, but he left soon after and rated me a 3 :( Ugh. Make me feel better? haha.
Also doesn't help that I raised my rates and have been feeling self conscious on cam about it (waiting for someone to say I'm not worth the price).
Rose_Who
06-04-2013, 09:03 AM
Also doesn't help that I raised my rates and have been feeling self conscious on cam about it (waiting for someone to say I'm not worth the price).
Yeah, I've been on for two weeks and have had people already saying I'm not worth my rates.... Then someone who's actually bought one of my shows tells that jerk to STFU because I am totally worth it, and then I feel better. No matter what your rates are, you ARE worth it. Only you get to decide your own value.
Nina_Den
06-04-2013, 09:12 AM
And no matter what your rates are, there'd ALWAYS be the ones who say you aren't worth it.
Elysia36
06-04-2013, 07:20 PM
I had a guy who wanted to me to anal on SM. He requested a close up of my ass as I was lubing up. The top came off of the Astroglide and from there it was down hill. I have to admit that this guy was extremely patient, but eventually left the exclusive session after me trying to get things right for 4 minutes. I had also a whole bottle of lube on my hands and everything was so slippery, even though I tried wiping off with a towel. To make it worse, I tried to email the guy afterwards to offer him something free for the trouble, but because he never sent me a message first I couldn't email him. I felt horrible afterwards.
Jay12
06-05-2013, 08:00 PM
The last time I cammed, some guy that knew me from when I was in the military immediately recognized me and started chit chatting with me like if was nothing. It had happen many times already, so I'm about to quit camming. :(
Rose_Who
06-11-2013, 12:38 PM
So, this guy takes me into exclusive, and the scene is pretty slow going... he asked me about a HUGE list of things. It was a pretty heavy BDSM master/slave scene. So, there I am with weights hanging from my nipple clamps, a collar on, ballgag in, breasts al tied up looking like balloons ready to pop, and he says, "Do you have rubbing alcohol?"
I nod, "yeff fir"
He says, "Go get it." so I go grab the alcohol out of my medicine cabinet, come back, and he says, "Good slave. Now pour it on your pussy."
My mind start going, "Bad idea, Rose... don't do it..." but for some reason, I didn't listen to my better judgement. I pour a little bit of the alcohol, thinking, "Just a tiny bit won't hurt..."
Oh, how wrong I was!!! My vag started burning with the heaat of a thousand suns. It was like I'd just sat on an ant-hill naked, and found it populated with fire ants. I've been OC pepper-sprayed in the face before... That shit had NOTHING on the pain I was now feeling. I started screaming through the ballgag, "O FUFF O FUFF O FUFF FIT FIT OW!!! AHHH!" and immediately grabbed a towel and started wiping madly, and at this point, my breasts were screaming, too, because the weights were swinging wildly from all the movement.
The guy was all like, "O_O you know, it it was going to be that bad, you didn't have to do it... I thought when you agreed that you'd already tried it and knew it was okay."
Thankfully, he took it in stride rather well, and we continued the scene.... but HOLY FUCKBALLS! It's almost an hour later and it's still burning!!!!
amanda121
06-11-2013, 12:46 PM
When I was in the middle of Gold show, a bulb in the lamp very close to me suddenly exploded for no obvious reason. I just stood there in shock for about 30 seconds and than I continued show but was still very frightened. There were around 20 guys in GS and they all noticed it, they started talking OMG and stuff like that.
IsobelWren
06-12-2013, 08:41 AM
I got back up and continued, but he left soon after and rated me a 3 :( Ugh. Make me feel better? haha.
To make it worse, I tried to email the guy afterwards to offer him something free for the trouble, but because he never sent me a message first I couldn't email him. I felt horrible afterwards.
My thoughts are that the guys come here to see live chat because they know we're real people, real time, live behind the camera with no "magic" of editing. So real people? Burp/fart/get santorum/slip and fall sometimes during sexytimes. Cam girls do not have special vaginas that let out marshmallow-scented queefs, or anuses that turn food into pathogen-less, scentless, colorless lubricant. We're regular women, who sell our time for their pleasure. They know that. If they don't, they're fucking stupid and we're doing them and their partners a favor by breaking them in!
Don't feel bad for being human. If you flubbed up and he didn't say anything? He didn't even notice or care. In the case of the 3 rating, get mad at the tool who expected you to be inhumanly perfect, simply because he's paying $/min.
lolahjamieson
06-12-2013, 08:48 AM
my partner and i logging into my singles account. he's wondering why i have over 300 guests (doesn't happen on couples).
a couple of regulars are wondering why their is a guy with me.... finally realize i am not in my couples account.
LilyAnderson
06-12-2013, 01:20 PM
There was a week I was due for my period but it didn't happen yet. So, I decided, "Screw it, lets cam."
After three hours of making awesome money, I was put into a private and the guy wanted me to do doggie.
So, I turned around and to my horror, blood was all over me.
I didn't cam for a month after that.
RockabillySwag
06-13-2013, 12:18 AM
Soooo once I took a small break and went to the bathroom before logging back in. As soon as I signed on someone tipped me to see my ass. I always unroll my panties down a little (because sometimes i wear straight up 'sexy' grannie panties lol) and so i turn around and start shaking it. I look back and see that theres a HUGE piece of toilet paper in the crack of my ass.... I got out of view of the camera and slapped it out lol. No one said anything about it but it was obvious. Lesson learned.. dont buy cheapass 1 ply toilet paper or stick to baby wipes for camming =/
LilyAnderson
06-13-2013, 01:19 PM
Okay, this isn't pertaining to during a show, but I think this could fit in here.
Police officer: "So, I need to know your employment status."
Me: "Uh, I'm an independent contractor."
Police officer: "...For what?"
Me: "...Stuff."
Police officer: "So...what do you do?"
Me: "I work in the adult industry."
-silence for two minutes-
Police officer: "Doing what, if you don't mind me asking?"
Me: "I sit behind a computer screen and ... cam."
-awkward silence for another two minutes-
Me: "Guys are fucking weird."
Billabong
06-15-2013, 05:25 AM
I've been recording some farting clips for C4S while simultaneously live camming. I felt a few farts coming on so i THOUGHT i paused my SM stream, muted my speakers and I grabbed my cams and started letting them rip.
About 5 minutes passed, I was done so I went to the SM screen to turn it back on only to realize I never turned it off, I only muted the pc! I didn't hear people coming in and out of my room and I currently had an audience. Pretty sure they all heard me, though no one said anything. How embarrassing and awkward lol.
Oh well, fuck them freeloaders. Guaranteed most likely 99% of them were lol. But still, that's not the image I like to put out to the majority lol.
chloemay
06-15-2013, 09:21 AM
Massive cam fail today. Last night was my birthday, went out and had way too much wine. This morning, I gat a call from My Phone Site, where I've had an account for over a year and never had a call. I want to see how this goes, so I take the call in spite of wearing no makeup at all(with hangover face), ask the guy if he has Skype, and notice that my skype isn't up. I turn it on, it's lit up all the way down so have to figure out which guy is him.
Finally camming, I ask him what he is into and think he says "Boobs" so I pull down the unsexy nightie I'm in and show him my tits. "Boots! I said boots!" he says. Okay, I scramble about for the nearest pair of boots, thankfully they are sexy. Then he asks me to put on a corset. I had just recieved a corselette/ bra thing from a customer yesterday, so grabbed that off cam and struggle to get it on. Backwards.
I'm calling out to him, "Be right there!" and trying to turn this stiff tight, brand-new lingerie around the right way on me. I hop back on, ready to go with the boots and corset on. Lean back, spread my legs in the most sexy way, reach down to stroke my pussy seductively....and feel my tampon string which I'd forgotten about.
I bust out laughing and apologize, the guy (poor thing) says its okay. I go off cam again, shove the string inside, and explain about going out last night and that I'm really not an awful camgirl. On cam again, encourage him to jerk off and whatnot. He left shortly after that.
Edit to add: I figured out how to check my earnings on the site, and his screenname is Bootman. Which makes me all the stupider.
tlulu
06-15-2013, 02:06 PM
CAMFAIL. The stupidest thing I could have done.
I came home drunk as shit and decided to cam since I hadn't hit my goal earlier. For some reason, the guys really loved my drunkness and I was taking extra shots of water so that they would think that I was getting even more drunk. Anyway, I liked the fact that I was only just tipsy, but that I wasn't obliged to really do anything because of my state.
So, this guy starts tipping massively and I decide to send him a video (since he paid more than needed for it) and I shoot him an email. I thought that it was my cam gmail that was open, but no. To my horror, I later saw that it was my real email. With my real. effing. name.
I ended up skyping with him afterwards, and thankfully he seems like a pretty chill guy. But I guess that now I have to pretend to be nice to him for as long as it takes.
So stupid of me :(
Rose_Who
06-15-2013, 02:28 PM
Not on cam, but realted...
*walks downstairs wrapped in my TARDIS beachtowel.*
*rummages around in the kitchen for a bit*
*Starts heading back upstairs with a banana and a coffee mug*
Husband: Why--
Me: Some questions are best left unasked.
Vela Valentine
06-15-2013, 07:51 PM
OmGoodness Tlulu thats terrible! I hope that doesn't end up being an issue!!
Khandi_Redd
06-17-2013, 02:33 PM
1) I got a tip for a flash and was trying to scoot to the edge of the bed (closer to the cam) while i was on my knees and as i lifted my shirt up I totally fell off the edge of the bed lol.
2) On a day that I wasn't using sound this guy asked me "what are you gonna do in pvt?". The reply that I MEANT to type was "fuck my toy, doggy style", but i was typing so fast I wound up only typing "fuck my dog". LMAO. The guy was cool about it though. Before i could even correct myself he was like "man, i wish i was ur dog lol".
IsobelWren
06-19-2013, 12:54 PM
@Tlulu OMG! I'm so sorry! That suuuuccccks.
I did a similar thing once and told the guy that I'd accidentally emailed him from my girlfriend's account. "Oops! She was logged into her gmail on my computer and I didn't even notice!" Then I immediately looked up what one can find on a google for my name, deleted any pictures of me in stuff that has a picture, and dropped cute references to, "my sexy girlfriend" in a few other things. It wouldn't stand up if he did an archived search of the internet and fortunately he didn't push the issue (it was a company email and it would have been be-YOND simple to go to the company site and ask some questions, though I doubt they would have answered). I think he was just totally enamored of the idea that I was having lesbian sex 24/7. He asked a lot of questions about it and wanted pics and stuff. I told him I couldn't send pics of "her" because she made me promise not to and I didn't want her to break up with me, "the sex is so good and we have a LOT of M/F/F threesomes so I'd hate to lose her!"
If your dude presses, you might try that one.
CanadianRuby
06-20-2013, 11:14 AM
Sooooo....
I guess today my apartment building is testing the speaker system in each apartment.
I didn't know this.
I was about to watch a documentary when I heard banging on the door. I started to get up and my landlord was like, starting to open the door of the apartment. I told her "JUST A SECOND!" as I was trying to put my shirt on ((we all know we sit around half or totally naked when we are alone lol)).
So.
I put on my shirt inside out, go to the door, and let her and one-two work men into my apartment. I go into the living room and I am quickly picking up/ moving my camming shit out of the way....like my glass dildo.
I go to run into the bedroom to close the door and make sure they don't need to go in there (I have panties / cam shit everywhere).
I didn't realize that I had my large, clear jelly dildo sitting on the edge of the bathtub, or my pink jack rabbit vibrator sitting on the toilet seat.
I had JUST finished washing them in the bathtub, and I left them there to dry.
The friggen land lady of course went INTO THE BATHROOM to plug in the work mans extension cord so he could check the speaker system with some sort of tool thing.
SO OF COURSE SHE SAW 1-2 SEX TOYS SITTING OUT IN BROAD DAY LIGHT.
I am so embarrassed right now. My face was beet red. I was SO lucky I ran in there when she walked out and the male worker was about to go in there to get his extension cord....I unplugged it for him.
I almost had like 3 people see a bunch of my sex toys lol. GRANTED, I show them off on a daily basis to random strangers on the internet, but that's DIFFERENT.
someone PLEEEEASE tell me you have had this happen before LOL.
Incantatious
06-20-2013, 11:38 AM
I guess today my apartment building is testing the speaker system in each apartment.
I didn't know this.
I was about to watch a documentary when I heard banging on the door. I started to get up and my landlord was like, starting to open the door of the apartment.
Woah wait, wtf? Don't landlords have to give you 24 hours notice before they make entry? I know they do over here.
Noelle_Noir
06-20-2013, 11:42 AM
Oh man!They are supposed too give you notice though.
CanadianRuby
06-20-2013, 11:43 AM
Woah wait, wtf? Don't landlords have to give you 24 hours notice before they make entry? I know they do over here.
Well, they *might* have a sign up at the front door, but I never received a notice in my mail box or under the door. (I am going to check in afew minutes to see if they have a notice posted somewhere in the building I guess?)
I often will be at my boyfriends for long periods of time. A few months ago I was not in my apartment much for about 2 months. I stay at his place sometimes weeks at a time and only come over to check my mail.
Because this lady always escorts work men in apartments to check the speakers, fire alarms, kitchen taps...and she is always the one to unlock peoples doors - any time she has come in my apartment while I have been away, has probably made her assume I am just never home.
She seemed very like...forceful with the door, just barging in. For all she knew I could have been having a shower, but she just came on in before I could even stand up.
But yeah...I think she just assumes I am never in my apartment so she just walks on in.
Noelle_Noir
06-20-2013, 11:47 AM
I would of nicely told her the next time she needs too poke around you need a notice verbal and written.Truthfully I would of lost my shit on her.
Incantatious
06-20-2013, 11:50 AM
Have you given your contract a good read? Because for this situation it might well be worth it. To my knowledge, many contracts for renting have some clause about landlords giving notice to the tenants before entry to the property is made, and also a clause about your entitlement to "enjoy" (lol, that's the wording on my one) your rented property without intrusion. Just saying that you may well actually be able to screw her over for this. It's really not cool to have your landlord fannying about making entry whenever she wants when - even if you are rarely there - you could be showering, masturbating, fucking, or whatever. Not to mention, it's fucking scary to have an intruder banging on your door or hearing someone open your door.
Nina_Den
06-20-2013, 11:53 AM
If it makes you feel any better, not so long ago I had both a computer repair guy AND my dad in my bedroom. Computer repair guy opens browser. My Tumblr homepage. First thing to show up on screen? Hardcore Russian anal porn.
Beat that...
CanadianRuby
06-20-2013, 11:57 AM
Yeah it freaked me out. Normally I would never go near the door if someone was banging on it.
She didn't announce herself properly to give me enough time to barely get up, and she was already opening the door @
[email protected]
I figure...even if there was notice given or it's posted somewhere like in the elevator or at the front door....it's still my own fault for leaving my toys laying around haha. So it's my own fault for this hehe....but yeah.
I HOPE she didn't tell those work men what she saw, or goes around telling any of the staff here. My building has quite a bit of staff that patrol the grounds, fix things, etc....
the last thing I need is for her to go and gossip about seeing toys in my apartment....I don't need any weirdos creeping outside my door or making snide comments lol.
I mean *really*....it's a fact of life people have sex toys and enjoy using them....but >_> I am still embarrassed! LOL.
I didn't know what to say. I am just hoping she was equally embarrassed and keeps her mouth shut.
Personally if I was her, I wouldn't care if I saw someones sex toys....but I am pretty liberal minded.
CanadianRuby
06-20-2013, 12:00 PM
If it makes you feel any better, not so long ago I had both a computer repair guy AND my dad in my bedroom. Computer repair guy opens browser. My Tumblr homepage. First thing to show up on screen? Hardcore Russian anal porn.
Beat that...
Oh no! haha.
What did any of you say / do? That IS pretty embarrassing and it makes me feel a little better rofl. I am still shaking my head and laughing at myself. Oh boy.
Yeah I was worried after that I might have had my MGF page up or something, but hopefully she was too much in shock herself to look over at it lol. At least I wasn't filming something and was wearing some freaky outfit with my tripod set up....ROFL.
ConnyLove
06-20-2013, 12:00 PM
Your landlady committed trespass, I don't know where you are but in Uk it's a serious offense. I sued one of my landlords for that and I won.
HaydenBlue
06-20-2013, 12:01 PM
ahh one of my biggestest annoyances, people waltzing into my home when I'm not ready to receive them. Lol
Go to amazon and buy a buddybar. Its a steel jack that you place under the handle and the floor. Seriously everyone needs one. You cant even turn the door handle when its on tight. NO ONE can get through your door. Not your angry boyfriend, your stalker, your nosey landlord, or the police lol
The only way someone could get in is if they pulled some jack nickelson "the shining" shit on you with an axe, you'd have enough time to crawl out a window tho lol.
It's soooo worth it. Go buy one
GummyBear
06-20-2013, 12:08 PM
My complex puts a notice on the main doors or sends emails but you never know what time people are coming. It's annoying but it's only a few times a year. I'd install a hotel latch for good measure. Even if you're not supposed to make holes it'd be easy to remove and patch up the 4 screw holes. I'm positive they've seen worse. Naked people, hoarders, filth etc. I too would of been embarrassed but it makes a hilarious story.
CanadianRuby
06-20-2013, 12:13 PM
ahh one of my biggestest annoyances, people waltzing into my home when I'm not ready to receive them. Lol
Go to amazon and buy a buddybar. Its a steel jack that you place under the handle and the floor. Seriously everyone needs one. You cant even turn the door handle when its on tight. NO ONE can get through your door. Not your angry boyfriend, your stalker, your nosey landlord, or the police lol
The only way someone could get in is if they pulled some jack nickelson "the shining" shit on you with an axe, you'd have enough time to crawl out a window tho lol.
It's soooo worth it. Go buy one
Haha, that cracked me up :P Thanks for making me laugh lol. It gave me a great visual.
I think I know what you mean - it is like a white bar that you can extend to different heights, and you wedge it under the door knob and the bottom of it is on the floor so it is pushing against the door and they can't push it open. Almost like wedging a chair under a door knob?
My BF has one at his place, I really should get one too haha. Security bars are great!
HaydenBlue
06-20-2013, 12:23 PM
^ yep exactly that
kimmichanel
06-23-2013, 07:14 PM
Yaaay so I have one. I was in private about four days ago, and things were going really smoothly, custie seemed like he was having a good time and it was fun for me because he was into my fetishes and a pretty easy going customer. He asked me to stick one of my vibrators in my ass, which I usually don't do because I don't do anal, but I was really getting into this one and I have a tiny little vibe vibrator like only a little bigger than my pinky so I went for it. I was using a bunch of lotion and lube so everything was really slippery, and next thing you know SLURP (didn't actually make this sound, but if I was a cartoon character it would've.), I lost the vibrator. In my ass. I tried to play it off at first but I started to panic so I was like "haha, uhm, hold on, I lost the vibrator", and went out of sight of the cam so I could try and.. push it out. Still wouldn't come out, so I had to apologize, end the private, and go to the bathroom and birth this stupid thing.
After 5 minutes and thoughts of "OH GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL THEM IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM", it came out, and my customer came back to restart the private :D
seller317
06-23-2013, 07:50 PM
Wow! I knew that shit happened but damn. Glad you got it out yourself and saved an embarrassing trip to the er : )
Verity Royal
06-24-2013, 04:48 AM
While sitting just casually chatting I went to sip my cup of black tea forgetting how hot it was and managed to tip the whole mug all over my face and down my white top and onto the bed. I slammed my laptop shut hoping noone saw and cleaned myself up but my skin was now red and burning so bad I didn't go back on that night:( and they did see people still tell me to be careful when I have a hot drink on cam.
MissSassyPickles
06-24-2013, 10:07 PM
Yaaay so I have one. I was in private about four days ago, and things were going really smoothly, custie seemed like he was having a good time and it was fun for me because he was into my fetishes and a pretty easy going customer. He asked me to stick one of my vibrators in my ass, which I usually don't do because I don't do anal, but I was really getting into this one and I have a tiny little vibe vibrator like only a little bigger than my pinky so I went for it. I was using a bunch of lotion and lube so everything was really slippery, and next thing you know SLURP (didn't actually make this sound, but if I was a cartoon character it would've.), I lost the vibrator. In my ass. I tried to play it off at first but I started to panic so I was like "haha, uhm, hold on, I lost the vibrator", and went out of sight of the cam so I could try and.. push it out. Still wouldn't come out, so I had to apologize, end the private, and go to the bathroom and birth this stupid thing.
After 5 minutes and thoughts of "OH GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL THEM IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM", it came out, and my customer came back to restart the private :D
All anal toys have a flared base for that reason. Please only use that kind of toy next time! It could have been worse!
Billabong
06-25-2013, 07:40 AM
So I had a cam show yesterday and when I finished with the dildo I wrapped it up in a towel and put it next to my computer desk and forgot about it.
My mom comes over to have breakfast with my son this morning and I'm on my computer working not paying him much attention while hes playing in the living room. He crawls next to my desk, unwraps the dildo, holds it up and shoots my mom with it like a gun. Mortified!!!!!! I couldn't even look her in the face the rest of the time she was here.
Vela Valentine
06-25-2013, 09:08 PM
Custie has a wet hair and underwater blowjob/fucking fetish... So I'm dunking my head in the full bathtub.... Throwing my hair back as I emerge all breathless and sexy... And hit the back of my head on the faucet... Ouch. Thank god, he said nothing, but oww! LOL. I swear I flushed soo red, thank god for being in a bathtub in said exlcusive, LOL
justanothercamgirl
06-26-2013, 09:10 PM
If it makes you feel any better, not so long ago I had both a computer repair guy AND my dad in my bedroom. Computer repair guy opens browser. My Tumblr homepage. First thing to show up on screen? Hardcore Russian anal porn.
Beat that...
Oh, I can beat that easy-peasy. Me, in full whore makeup.....with a porno version of the Rocky Horror Picture show with the singing at full volume blaring in the background and my hitachi up at full power.
I hadn't gone outside in a couple days so I didn't see the notice on my door that they would be coming in and I didn't realize that someone was knocking at my door until they were trying the door knob.
I slam down the lid on my laptop without saying a word and spring to the door in only my bathrobe since it was all I had time to grab on the way. I fling open my door to see a very angry looking workman tapping his foot and my very akward and embarassed landlady who is having a really hard time making eye contact with me seeing that I am currently in only my bathrobe with obviously very heavy makeup on that includes darker then dark eye shadow, bright cock-sucking red lips and perfectly done hair and the only thing I can say to them is.... "Um, you guys sure have great timing. 5 more minutes and I would of been in the shower. I was just getting ready for it and shaving with my...uh, um...electric razor."
Neither of them looked like they believed me and they both hurried to make sure they were in and out of my apartment to get what they needed to do done in record time so they could get the hell out of it as quickly as possible.
VictoriaChaos
06-29-2013, 06:40 AM
Oh, I can beat that easy-peasy. Me, in full whore makeup.....with a porno version of the Rocky Horror Picture show with the singing at full volume blaring in the background and my hitachi up at full power.
I hadn't gone outside in a couple days so I didn't see the notice on my door that they would be coming in and I didn't realize that someone was knocking at my door until they were trying the door knob.
I slam down the lid on my laptop without saying a word and spring to the door in only my bathrobe since it was all I had time to grab on the way. I fling open my door to see a very angry looking workman tapping his foot and my very akward and embarassed landlady who is having a really hard time making eye contact with me seeing that I am currently in only my bathrobe with obviously very heavy makeup on that includes darker then dark eye shadow, bright cock-sucking red lips and perfectly done hair and the only thing I can say to them is.... "Um, you guys sure have great timing. 5 more minutes and I would of been in the shower. I was just getting ready for it and shaving with my...uh, um...electric razor."
Neither of them looked like they believed me and they both hurried to make sure they were in and out of my apartment to get what they needed to do done in record time so they could get the hell out of it as quickly as possible.
I was just about to head to Walmart like that.
It's six;thirty in the morning but I need my face lotion!
Figured I would just get all dolled up and make the quick trip in my school girl skirt and jean vest, nothing underneath.
I look like a whore but it's early.
On topic: I had my first private two days ago. I was SUPER nervous. He just wanted me to use my dildo, no biggie.
So it's going fine and I hear the sound that someone has entered me chat. Well it didn't occur to me at the time that because I'm in private, they can't see me. So I hear the sound and FREAK OUT. My pussies all out and I'm worried they'll ban me so I go back up to the computer screen and start fucking with it, trying to see if I can figure out how to stop broadcasting in free chat.
Well, of course I'm not broadcasting in free chat and the dude isn't understanding my issue so he obviously leaves.
The countdown starts and than it finally hits me what the fuck just happened.
I felt so stupid, your first private and you just watched the money go down the drain. . .
buxxxom
07-05-2013, 03:32 PM
I tripped last night, over a pair of heels that a customer bought me no less! I was jumping up to grab something from the bed, after a private, and I stumbled over them and fell right out of the cam's view. I don't think they noticed so much but then I was heard yelling "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK." I have a gash on the ball of my foot from the heel cutting in... youch. Shortly after I had a great 30 minute private, so my embarrassment faded much faster than the pain.
Fallenangel2904
07-05-2013, 06:49 PM
I just had one. Was in a show and was doing doggy with my ass cheeks spread so he could see my asshole...and I farted. LOL never happened to me, and thankfully I was moaning so hopefully he didn't hear. He didn't say anything and continued the show for a while after but I felt so awkward and was so paranoid he heard after that it threw me off lol. But he thanked me at the end and gave me 5 stars so I guess either he didn't hear or he liked it. Haha
SweetJulia
07-06-2013, 04:30 AM
So, this guy takes me into exclusive, and the scene is pretty slow going... he asked me about a HUGE list of things. It was a pretty heavy BDSM master/slave scene. So, there I am with weights hanging from my nipple clamps, a collar on, ballgag in, breasts al tied up looking like balloons ready to pop, and he says, "Do you have rubbing alcohol?"
I nod, "yeff fir"
He says, "Go get it." so I go grab the alcohol out of my medicine cabinet, come back, and he says, "Good slave. Now pour it on your pussy."
My mind start going, "Bad idea, Rose... don't do it..." but for some reason, I didn't listen to my better judgement. I pour a little bit of the alcohol, thinking, "Just a tiny bit won't hurt..."
Oh, how wrong I was!!! My vag started burning with the heaat of a thousand suns. It was like I'd just sat on an ant-hill naked, and found it populated with fire ants. I've been OC pepper-sprayed in the face before... That shit had NOTHING on the pain I was now feeling. I started screaming through the ballgag, "O FUFF O FUFF O FUFF FIT FIT OW!!! AHHH!" and immediately grabbed a towel and started wiping madly, and at this point, my breasts were screaming, too, because the weights were swinging wildly from all the movement.
The guy was all like, "O_O you know, it it was going to be that bad, you didn't have to do it... I thought when you agreed that you'd already tried it and knew it was okay."
Thankfully, he took it in stride rather well, and we continued the scene.... but HOLY FUCKBALLS! It's almost an hour later and it's still burning!!!!
Note to self, fill rubbing alcohol bottle with water if I come across this guy :)
Rose_Who
07-06-2013, 07:17 AM
Note to self, fill rubbing alcohol bottle with water if I come across this guy :)
I want to lick your brain. O.O
IsobelWren
07-18-2013, 08:24 AM
How is it that so many of my embarrassing stories involve service people coming into my home? I forgot that the refrigerator repair man was supposed to be coming in today and I was in a bikini and short shorts in preparation for going out into the garden and tanning while I work on stuff. He was very professional about it, but his eyes definitely popped out of his head for a second.
Not nearly as embarrassing as the turkey story (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?154421-CamFails-Embarrassing-Moments&p=2370829&highlight=turkey#post2370829), but still cringeworthy.
karaamsel
07-18-2013, 09:50 AM
my most embarrassing moment happened like a week into my cam career. i drank like a whole body of pre-made margarita mix and i was having a good time being loud and dancing on my bed. a regular who liked privates to be all talky-talky came in and took me private.mind you, i have quite possibly the softest, tallest bed ever which can sometimes make me lose my footing. usually, if i fall, i just fall on the mattress. but this time, i fell like 10 stories off my bed onto the floor. my reg watched the whole thing as i fell head first and my legs flailing into the air and screaming "bahhhh oh no oh noooo". and i do believe that was the last time i ever drank on cam. damn you soft bed.
Rose_Who
07-18-2013, 10:20 AM
THANK GOD this happened filming a clip instead of on live cam, so nobody actually SAW this happen, but I am going to share my shame with all of you.
First off: I was very, very drunk. I'd just downed a bottle of merlot, and felt like I had to fart, so I wanted to film it. I get the camera in place so you can see my ass, and I was in sort of a special position.... I was resting on my head and shoulders, ass in the air, so you could see my ass and face at the same time, camera pointed down. I got one tiny fart.... Stayed there for a bit, felt another fart, and started pushing... but my drunk mind apparently confused something else for a fart, and Drunk-Brain thinks that everything below the waist is ass....
I ended up pissing on my own face. Now, I'm sure there are many, MANY perverts out there who would pay top dollar to see that, but I was SO drunk that I'd forgotten to press "record." So I pissed on my own face, and all I got was a carpet stain to clean up. >.<