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sheshe
01-23-2014, 09:26 PM
Well there was one.
I tried to work in two sites at the same time before. Then one time i had a prvt, i thought i closed the other site so i did the show and all.
Then when the show is finished a customer PM and said that he saw me sucking a dildo and doing those shows. I looked then found out that i accidentally clicked minimize instead of close button.
There were lots of guys and guests, i was so embarrassed and close it. I stopped using that site for a month lol.
Via Flaminia
01-29-2014, 03:50 PM
I used a cheap razor on my armpits this a.m. and I got terrible razor burn. My Crystal deoderant made it sting more. I've had maybe 2-3 armpit fetishes in 3 years, but of course "armpit fetish man" wanted a show today. lol At least it's money. :D Geez
Rhiiannon
01-29-2014, 05:43 PM
This guy comes in every now and then and tips me to talk down to him. One day I asked if he was into penis humiliation. He said "Whatever pleases you goddess." (so I took it as a yes). And I made fun of it. and he just typed back "It's not that small..." and I'm like awwww! I thought you were into that! Sorry! Jesus! I was kidding!! haha he let it go and we just continued with other stuff.
TattooedBBW
02-06-2014, 08:01 AM
My period started during a show last night.. I could tell it was coming but it usually doesn't start bad for about a day. The guy tells me to lick my dildo after it was in my vag, sure no problem, other then the fact I get blood on my fucking face ! I can see it when I see myself in the cam feed so I'm nonchalantly trying to wipe it off and trying to quickly fake cum so I can end this show... I was mortified. The really disturbing part is when I showed a close up of my vag to the guy he said "mmmmm that's a nice surprise" and I thought at first he was referring to my clitoral hood piercing but now I think he meant my period FMLLLLLLL
takiaya
02-08-2014, 05:02 AM
-.- someone tipped for a vag flash, ass flash, and tit flash all at once this morning, apparently there was a piece of tissue stuck into there and I didn't know it till my vag was up close to the camera XD, I saw it on my computer screen I was horrified, I slipped my hand down over my vagina like I was patting it for the guy and hurriedly pulled my panties back up, flashed my ass and focused on my tits for a few seconds. He said thanks then left the room, dunno if he saw or now XD none of the other guys in my free chat said anything either, dunno if they didn't see it or choose not to say anything, I took a quick coffee break after that flash XD. If I hadn't already made $50 that hour I woulda been gone to hide for the day LOL.
cindyk1
02-10-2014, 08:23 AM
Why am I having so many fails all of a sudden!
I cam sitting on a chair. Finished doing a strip, customer asks me to sit on my chair and spread my legs. Missed the chair and fell down on my behind. The worst part was that I was wearing my zebra woollen socks as my feet are not normally in view!
Oh shit!
IvyRose
02-10-2014, 10:19 AM
I just got my period some minutes ago, working in a exclusive chat. I was in shock for a sec and than gave out a high pitched shriek and quickly got my toy out of side and turned the cam up, since all was red... I never thought it would happen, because I ALWAYS get my period in the early morning. Darn it! I am so glad the guy only spend 3 minutes in there before it happenend, I would feel so bad otherwise
caramelcraze
02-10-2014, 03:09 PM
I did a shower show once and totally slipped and fell. I managed to peak my head over the edge of the bathtub and say "Here's an infomercial for you guys... I've fallen and I can't get up!" someone took pity of me and gave me a 500tk tip so it was all worth it in the end, minus the bruised hip and ankle.
CurvyWinona
02-10-2014, 03:26 PM
haha aww poor thing... glad u are okay!!! i fell and hit my head on tub last year. i got a HUGE UGLY BLACK bruise and it was horrible trip back from europe to the states cuz of people's stares. haha
caramelcraze
02-10-2014, 06:13 PM
I was walking with a limp for like a week. I'm always scared of bumping my head and blacking out though! I'm already super prone to fainting spells so it's a legit fear. Hope your head is ok!
MiaraRiley
02-13-2014, 12:41 AM
Oh lord. I was doing a cum show one time. My legs were propped up on my computer desk, and I was sitting on a rolling chair....hard floors. Right as I was "cumming", the chair rolled back and I fell smack on my ass.
scarlettbelle
02-18-2014, 03:39 PM
So I'm reeeeeally bad about using way too much coconut oil and basically getting it all over everything. One of the things I get it on the most is my webcam. Every time I tilt or adjust it, I get at least a little bit of oil somewhere on it. This eventually killed the mic, so I bought a separate mic. Problem solved, all was well.
At least until this weekend, when I adjusted it slightly and the freaking glass panel on the front came FLYING off and landed halfway across the room. I had no freaking idea WTF had happened. This was, of course, in the middle of a TV GoldShow. Scared the absolute shit out of me!
So I think it might be time for a new webcam. :/
smaddy
02-18-2014, 08:23 PM
It was my very FIRST day of caming ever. I was on MFC in group and I had been on for maybe 5 minutes and got taken to group. I had no idea what was going on or what I was doing, or what I should be doing haha. So the guys ask if I have any toys and I didn't at that point. One asked if I had a banana so I went and got a banana and then some others asked if I had any condoms to put on the banana and then deep throat it. The 4 guys were really enthused about me doing this lol. So I went and grabbed the only condom that we had (i'm married and we don't use condoms so this one was at least 2 years old! I completely forgot that little fact...and it was a lambskin one)
Okay so I put the condom on the banana and they told me to deep throat. When I did the condom tasted so incredibly horrible that I threw up! I threw up on camera in front of 4 guys in my very first hour on cam! No wonder MFC didn't work out for me...
One guy was nice though he typed "HAHA FAAAIL" right before leaving. I'm sure I'm now a meme somewhere haha. I had just eaten too before hand so it was a very bad sight.
whiteheat
02-19-2014, 06:05 PM
Left the doorphone hanging while camming (I cam in the living room with no closed doors)
I'm very talkative both in free chat and in private and it was a fun night...
and should I add I have a loud voice?
Sunnylexie
02-21-2014, 08:57 PM
Embarrassing not for me, but rather for the guy: he had a tapestry on the wall behind him, and it fell off and right over him when he was masturbating on c2c.
Procrasturbator
02-22-2014, 02:44 AM
Totally just bled all over my hand during a show. It was with a really hot young guy too :( :( :(
The weird thing is that I was wearing a tampon. That's a first.
Jinja
03-09-2014, 06:45 PM
Yesterday I was wearing a bra and panties with a see-through lace negligee over it that fastened in a halter around my neck. My first couple of shows it came off no problem, but then during my third show I reached up to unhook it and it wouldn't budge. I messed with it for a sec, but I didn't want the guy to think I was stalling, so I pulled it up and tried to take it off over my head. The clip got stuck in my hair. I tried to pull it out and it got completely tangled.
So I'm standing there in my bra and panties with this sheer black thing hanging off the side of my head. By then I had another guy in my show, so I said 'fuck it', tossed the negligee over my shoulder and continued my show with it dangling down my back. You could totally see it hanging between my legs and when I turned around to stick my ass in the cam I had to flip it back over my shoulder. I guess the guys didn't care because they both stayed for awhile. Either that or they were laughing so hard they couldn't click out of the show.
After it was over I walked naked into the living room and my husband had to help me get it out of my hair.
ZafinaX
03-10-2014, 09:58 AM
I was laughing so hard at one of the jokes a customer tells me and snot flew out my nose and a glob of it was on the camera. I was like "I'm sorry! I'm sooo sorry you had to see that!" As I'm shamefully wiping snot off my camera. All I saw on the chat was "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL"
IsobelWren
05-10-2014, 06:00 PM
A reg bought me "real rubber latex stockings." ...I kinda thought all latex was real rubber, but ok, whatev. We booked a show once the stockings came in. It's a good thing it was a block show because -I'm not kidding- I literally spent 40 minutes putting those fuckers on. Sweet baby Jesus, it wasn't pretty, either. Even liberally coated in jelly lube (the type that is expressly for the purpose of putting on latex clothing) I was rolling all over the bed squealing, hopping, squirming and basically just thumping the fuck around like a spastic baby seal.
By the time I was properly in the damn things I was covered in jelly lube, latex shine and I'd sweat so much that I'd reconstituted my body lotion. I was a disgusting, slimy mess. Insult to injury, every little bit of lint and hair from the bed was sticking to me. Reg wanted me to walk up and down the hallway in the stockings. The thing I didn't actively process was that every time I'd stood to try and hop-jam those stupid stockings onto my toes I left little droplets of my various assorted slimes on the floor.
Trying to regain some sort of dignity and glamor after my baby seal impression I stood and did that sexy fashion model heel pivot. I promptly crashed and burned mid-pivot, arms flailing above my head. Did not help with the whole dignity and glamor thing.
And then I had to try and get up. Ladies (and inevitable lurking gentlemen), I now have sound proof for the necessity of friction for locomotion.
When I *finally* got up I saw that reg had typed, "It's like that deer on ice gif!"
For your viewing pleasure:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/81e4133bf7aef8935078a001c9f93688/tumblr_mh1ukyPyr71riyhgvo1_400.gif
pink_bunny
05-11-2014, 01:33 AM
LOL! Was it a wood floor?
IsobelWren
05-12-2014, 01:55 PM
LOL! Was it a wood floor?
Yep. Normally I cam on the other story of our house, which has (disgusting, shitty) carpet, but reg talked ahead of time about wanting me to walk up and down the hallway, so I'd set up on the other floor which has a hallway...and wood floors.
Magical_Hoohah
05-12-2014, 06:44 PM
Isobel, I really shouldn't get so excited when I see that you've posted on the "Cam Fails" thread. I don't wish misfortune upon you, I swear! But I feel like you're the David Sedaris of camming, and it's just so fun to read your latest "publications."
If you wrote a CamFails book, I would buy it, love it, and eagerly await the sequel. *Hint hint*
SweetLilyRaven
05-12-2014, 07:21 PM
Isobel, I really shouldn't get so excited when I see that you've posted on the "Cam Fails" thread. I don't wish misfortune upon you, I swear! But I feel like you're the David Sedaris of camming, and it's just so fun to read your latest "publications."
If you wrote a CamFails book, I would buy it, love it, and eagerly await the sequel. *Hint hint*
I am the exact same way. Isobel, your stories totally make my day so much better!!
P.S. I'd TOTALLY buy a book written by you too!!!
SophiaSylvan
05-12-2014, 08:02 PM
OMG Isobel thank you, I belly laughed so hard when I read that, especially after seeing that gif. Just got my period so I needed that. But rest assured, I am laughing with you, not at you. I remember the first time I put on rubber stockings, I felt I was squeezing my leg into a condom. Perhaps they were a size too small? I always found talc powder best for getting into latex, even though it makes a mess and such, my big legs need a garter to hold up latex stockings, and if I use Eros or any other latex dressing aid, my stockings just won't stay up! Then I shine the outside. Anyway, I gained some weight so I don't even get into the latex my fans adore hardly ever because it makes me feel like I'm meat stuffed into a sausage skin. Sigh.
SummerB
05-15-2014, 03:32 PM
I just remembered another one! I'd just been given a chocolate bunny for Easter and I didn't really want to eat it. It was one of those shitty hollow ones that tastes all waxy. It was in the background in my room and I didn't notice until an exclusive show asked if I'd put it in my pussy. Not thinking I said yes for an additional tip and crammed it up there.
Chocolate + body heat + pressure of pussy all around hollow chocolate = ultimate fail
It collapsed and melted almost immediately. Chocolate massacre! It looked like my pussy had taken a dump. Chocolate was EVERYWHERE, my vulva, my pussy, my ass, EVERYWHERE. It was disgusting and really hard to wash out!
Fortunately I didn't get a yeast infection and I wasn't in group chat so there was nobody popping in after the chocolate melted to think I'd just completely fucking explosive shit myself on cam.
His reaction? "Well. That was...different."
Just read this..while sat in cam. Apparently me rolling on the bed laughing and tears rolling down my face doesn't go down well! :D
SophiaSylvan
05-15-2014, 03:38 PM
OK I'm going to share mine. I was doing an anal bead show and I got all lubey and close to the webcam & light. You see where this is going. As I pulled it out a huge dollop of lube hit the lightbulb and it exploded all over with a huge bang, smoke and glass everywhere! Luckily it was a reg I had since like 2004 so he was cool with it and I just kept going in the half light. I caught a bunch of my bloopers including that one on video if anyone wants a giggle- but that was by far the funniest. http://www.vilehabit.com/bloopers2013.wmv
tomasiello
05-15-2014, 05:40 PM
Life is something right?!I was having my best day on sm,for a newbie.so I got cuttie went pvt twice,other was not looking the clock.I wa feeling good singing,dancing at the end,so when I got my last,my friend come in and said :What hell,ur windows is open,ur landlord and his wife are fixing the wall by your window,everything cAN BE HEARD.i STOP MY PVT GOT MORTIFIED.THE NEXT THe same cuttie came back and I told him the storie and he said hell plus you are fucking louder yesterday.lol no comments
Just got out of a pvt doing doggie style for awhile, sat down + was back in free chat, someone said something that made me laugh, and I apparently had a LOT of air stuck in there, because I let out the loudest queef I have ever heard in my life that lasted a good 4 seconds and drowned out my music. No one even commented or anything. People just, like... left. Which made it so much worse. I think they thought I farted.
And then there was this one time I had my window open, and a giant asian hornet (which apparently is now a thing in my area, it's literally as long as my finger- 2 1/2 inches) decided to fly in through my window and land right next to me, so I totally freaked out, but everyone was really nice and concerned when I logged back on.
Bootsie
05-16-2014, 03:29 AM
Last night I cammed from a desk chair for the first time. Mostly went great (love that I can "zoom" my cam by rolling back and forth), but while I was teasing with the hemline of my skirt the chair started to spin and the room got a full view of my pussy. I stuck out my leg to try to push myself back by using the wardrobe, and my foot caught the handle of the wardrobe, opening the door, which hit me in the face. I cracked up, the chat got hysterical, and a custy tipped me 50 tokens for "pain and suffering". I'm still going to do the chair again...hahaha.
MsHennessy
05-16-2014, 08:51 AM
First of all, these are hysterical and I can relate to most of them. Let me set the scene for one of my bigger fails...
So, I've been on and off for a few years. I had just moved back into my parents house for a small period of time. I was, of course, stuck with my old twin bed. Well, I had completely forgotten that the bed was on wheels because it was the bottom part of a trundle bed. It was a hot night so my bedroom window was open (thankgod!) Needless to say, first night home I decided to work. I got a private and the guy wanted me to turn around and lean against my wall and shake my ass at him.
Mistake.
I have hard wood floors. I had face looking over my shoulder as I leaned my upper body against the wall. Nothing happened for a good minute. When suddenly, the whole bed shot out from under me, which hit my little side table I kept my laptop on. The table went flying, sending my laptop straight threw the screen of my window. Literally, my poor face smeared its way down my bedroom wall, I hit the floor faster than shit, my legs kicking behind me. I swear I was folded in half. I swear I laid their not only convinced that I was now paralyzed, but more importantly praying that I hadn't woken up any family members. When I finally managed to situated myself, I could not for the life of me find my laptop. That's when I saw my window screen flapping away...
TattooedBBW
05-16-2014, 08:55 AM
First of all, these are hysterical and I can relate to most of them. Let me set the scene for one of my bigger fails...
So, I've been on and off for a few years. I had just moved back into my parents house for a small period of time. I was, of course, stuck with my old twin bed. Well, I had completely forgotten that the bed was on wheels because it was the bottom part of a trundle bed. It was a hot night so my bedroom window was open (thankgod!) Needless to say, first night home I decided to work. I got a private and the guy wanted me to turn around and lean against my wall and shake my ass at him.
Mistake.
I have hard wood floors. I had face looking over my shoulder as I leaned my upper body against the wall. Nothing happened for a good minute. When suddenly, the whole bed shot out from under me, which hit my little side table I kept my laptop on. The table went flying, sending my laptop straight threw the screen of my window. Literally, my poor face smeared its way down my bedroom wall, I hit the floor faster than shit, my legs kicking behind me. I swear I was folded in half. I swear I laid their not only convinced that I was now paralyzed, but more importantly praying that I hadn't woken up any family members. When I finally managed to situated myself, I could not for the life of me find my laptop. That's when I saw my window screen flapping away...
Ohmygod.
MsHennessy
05-16-2014, 09:21 AM
its not THAT funny but thought id post anyways-
last week I was in exclusive doing a smoking show.He wanted tits out,with me smoking and dangling the cigarette in between my lips while talking and masturbating.Im trying to be all super sexy while multi-tasking of course-I look into camera with smoldering cigarette sex face while starting to masturbate,aaaaand drop the cigarette that dangling from my lips right onto my tits.I managed to not only burn my titty,but scatter ashes ALL OVER my bewbs.i do a hilarious cigarette hot potato dance attempting to retrieve it and blow/brush black ashes off of my porcelain white boobs at the same time,and recover by busting out laughing and telling him" wow! I guess I got into rubbing my clit a LIL too much,maybe I should concentrate a little bit more on the smoking and not burning myself!" luckily he thought it was funny and we resumed our session for another 15 min,which he rated a 5 at the end.SCORE!
I know this is old, but it cracked me up. It also reminded me of a clip of some camgirl I saw the other week. She was doing some smoke fetish show, and was trying to smoke with her ass and somehow managed to suck the whole cigarette up her ass. LOL. I'm not going to lie, I cracked up and cringed at the same time. Smoking kills, ya'll. :P
audritwo
05-16-2014, 09:30 AM
I shit the bed once when I first started and was doing anal
Moral of the story, I don't do anal anymore.
SaraLaughs
05-16-2014, 09:34 AM
I've had so many embarrassing moments thus far, a lot of the time during dirty talk. I'm not super great at it outside of the heat of the moment stuff you say in bed to your lover.
IsobelWren
05-16-2014, 05:11 PM
And then there was this one time I had my window open, and a giant asian hornet (which apparently is now a thing in my area, it's literally as long as my finger- 2 1/2 inches) decided to fly in through my window and land right next to me, so I totally freaked out, but everyone was really nice and concerned when I logged back on.
Oh sweet baby Jesus. Asian hornets scare me more than just about any other insect. I'm actually compulsively shivering just reading your post and imagining that happening to me. Holy shit. I'm torn between wanting to know how you got it out of your house/killed it and not wanting to devote any more nightmare time to these things.
LaylaLovely
06-30-2014, 02:37 AM
SOOOOooo...... Today I went on (night time) and didn't realize until i got off that i had left my windows open...... FUCK i just moved here !! please tell me this hasn't happened to anyone else ??? o yea i rent from my FIL and the back 2 townhouses are also his (were a house in the front side)
RedAlice
06-30-2014, 02:53 AM
Oh, I'm forever having to stand up during privates & exclusives and be like HANG ON I NEED TO CLOSE MY WINDOW. My godparents live next door and can hear everything from their patio. I forget until I hear them chatting about the weather/politics/price of bread/whatever beneath my window, and I've been sat there like "sorry MILFfucker69, I don't have a cucumber handy to fuck my ass with! Would you settle for my smallest dildo in a block exclusive?"
You'll be fine. If anyone heard, they'd just assume you were watching TV or ... having a really fun time with your partner! Get it, girl.
nicolemadison
06-30-2014, 06:41 AM
Blame it on the tv!
smaddy
06-30-2014, 06:52 AM
I'm sure they still think what your watching on TV is just as bad as what your are actually doing haha.
Blame it on the tv!
LaylaLovely
06-30-2014, 10:50 AM
HAHA! Actually this happened at my old apartment but my windows were closed and the manager said " i dont know what you and your husband do when you become intimate but people here got to work early in the morning" lol, i hope ppl think it was my husband watching porn or the tv etc... thank fully i had very normal pvts ast night and no weird / fetish pvts like i usually do lol( like small dick humiliation... most ppl dont know about that and would probably think i m super mean to the man i was with lol). i also have a daughter so i hope that doesnt reflect on my motherhood since i am a good mom and my husband watches her while i work and shes sleeping late at night. Thnx girls. im still new at this
RedAlice
06-30-2014, 03:29 PM
HAHA! Actually this happened at my old apartment but my windows were closed and the manager said " i dont know what you and your husband do when you become intimate but people here got to work early in the morning" lol, i hope ppl think it was my husband watching porn or the tv etc... thank fully i had very normal pvts ast night and no weird / fetish pvts like i usually do lol( like small dick humiliation... most ppl dont know about that and would probably think i m super mean to the man i was with lol). i also have a daughter so i hope that doesnt reflect on my motherhood since i am a good mom and my husband watches her while i work and shes sleeping late at night. Thnx girls. im still new at this
It reflects on your motherhood the same way ... doing any other job, working hard, and earning money reflects on it. ;)
LaylaLovely
06-30-2014, 06:10 PM
Thank's, i think of it as if i had any other night job ( i used to be CNA before)
NikkiMonroe
07-02-2014, 03:41 PM
My favorite embarrassing cam fail - my boyfriend and I FINALLY reached our fuck goal on CB (tough crowd that night.) And my MVP tipper of the night requested we fuck in doggy style. So we set up the cam in a good angle, get to fucking, and as we both love doggy we started to enjoy ourselves. Being the charmer he is, my boyfriend, leans down to kiss my upper shoulder - at the SAME moment I whip my head around to get my hair out of my face and BAM! Head on collision. I head butted him so hard that he went limp instantly and a welt began to form on his forehead - my regs will never let me live down how violent I am in bed now. hahah
SaraLaughs
07-02-2014, 05:12 PM
Revealing your non-stage name accidentally to a long-time customer...
Failure.
JoJoX
07-02-2014, 05:19 PM
Recently, on SM during a TV SHOW, I was teasing and playing...then I reached down and stuck my fingers in me then pulled out...blood gushing everywhere.
NikkiMonroe
07-02-2014, 06:47 PM
another good one - I decided to switch it up and wear a wig - the guys loved it! Got a private show a few minutes after getting online - go to position myself and pull my wig off! I was so embarassed i unplugged my cam and shut down my laptop. hahaha
Ellie-Jane
07-03-2014, 07:05 PM
On Monday I did a really good private show for a regular, and I got really into it, fully naked, you know, the works. It was a long show, like 20-30 min, but he logged off suddenly, so I sit up to get dressed, but I can't find my damn g-string anywhere.
I should mention my lovely dog.
38056
Bear here likes to eat my underwear. Apparently during the show, he came over, picked up the g-string, and took it to his kennel for a snack. :mad:
Of course I didn't pause my damn feed, so after 30 seconds, I popped back in, so my customers got to hear me yell "GODDAMMIT BEAR THAT'S MY FAVORITE THONG!"
pippapippa
07-13-2014, 11:42 PM
Last night, someone tipped me 3GOLD to stand, so I stood up on my bed (forgetting that I moved and no longer have twelve foot ceilings). I hit my head on the fan. Loudly. Lol.
anoncamgirl
07-14-2014, 03:13 AM
This wasn't embarrassing for me, but it was for my client.
So we're doing a ten minute session. He was a nice German dude, unfortunately his speakers weren't working so we were just typing. It was morning an he looked kinda drowsy. I asked him if he wanted to see my pussy, I took off a couple things and then asked to see his cock. I guess he was really excited to show because he whips it out. Right after it's out, he totally trips and falls face first over his couch. Hahahaha. He didn't get up for a few seconds, I was worried the poor boy knocked himself out! LOL! He was fine though, he got up and looked pretty embarrassed. Hahaha, it was so funny. I'm glad he didn't have sound because I laughed pretty hard.
It totally made my day though, I can't stop smiling. :)
RedAlice
07-14-2014, 04:06 AM
I wasn't streaming, but filming C4S. I'd seen a few videos of girls sticking their suction dildos to a mirror and riding them. Awesome, I thought, to have double the tits, double the ass, double the hot. Let's do this.
Predictably, I spend roughly 90 seconds bouncing around with my huge mirror before putting my knee in the wrong place & having the whole thing shatter underneath me. :O Fell about laughing for a good long time before I realised I was even injured. Haha. This was about 10 days ago and my knee is still scratched to fuck. I've only just managed to manouevre that big ol' 4ftx3ft mirror out of my room. Can't even use it for blooper material because blood!
Note to self: use a smaller mirror, so you don't put your knee through it. Or just don't work with mirrors.
SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK TOO FML.