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SweetJulia
07-14-2014, 05:05 AM
I wasn't streaming, but filming C4S. I'd seen a few videos of girls sticking their suction dildos to a mirror and riding them. Awesome, I thought, to have double the tits, double the ass, double the hot. Let's do this.
Predictably, I spend roughly 90 seconds bouncing around with my huge mirror before putting my knee in the wrong place & having the whole thing shatter underneath me. :O Fell about laughing for a good long time before I realised I was even injured. Haha. This was about 10 days ago and my knee is still scratched to fuck. I've only just managed to manouevre that big ol' 4ftx3ft mirror out of my room. Can't even use it for blooper material because blood!
Note to self: use a smaller mirror, so you don't put your knee through it. Or just don't work with mirrors.
SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK TOO FML.
I'm so sorry. that's what I do with dildos and am amazed I've never pulled a "RedAlice" on one lol. Are you ok?
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
vixenluv
07-14-2014, 10:39 AM
queefed like 3 times during private the other day. the guy left after it kept happening smh lol :-[
RedAlice
07-14-2014, 10:47 AM
I'm so sorry. that's what I do with dildos and am amazed I've never pulled a "RedAlice" on one lol. Are you ok?
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
Hahaha I'm glad you've had more luck/balance than me! I'm fine. Should've gone for a slimmer mirror. It was a big ol' beast and it took two of us to get it out of my room, and I'm still finding glass all over the place!
The plan was to do a GS but I wanted to film a video first. Can you imagine THAT Gold Show!? Lol. "What I'll do ... FLYING SHARDS OF GLASS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY HOOHA! ONLY $3!"
TattooedBBW
07-14-2014, 11:00 AM
I wasn't streaming, but filming C4S. I'd seen a few videos of girls sticking their suction dildos to a mirror and riding them. Awesome, I thought, to have double the tits, double the ass, double the hot. Let's do this.
Predictably, I spend roughly 90 seconds bouncing around with my huge mirror before putting my knee in the wrong place & having the whole thing shatter underneath me. :O Fell about laughing for a good long time before I realised I was even injured. Haha. This was about 10 days ago and my knee is still scratched to fuck. I've only just managed to manouevre that big ol' 4ftx3ft mirror out of my room. Can't even use it for blooper material because blood!
Note to self: use a smaller mirror, so you don't put your knee through it. Or just don't work with mirrors.
SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK TOO FML.
Is it mean of me to want to see the blooper? Poor girl :( but it sounds funny.
RedAlice
07-14-2014, 01:31 PM
^ For $4.99, it's yours. ;)
chloemay
07-14-2014, 01:49 PM
Hahaha I'm glad you've had more luck/balance than me! I'm fine. Should've gone for a slimmer mirror. It was a big ol' beast and it took two of us to get it out of my room, and I'm still finding glass all over the place!
The plan was to do a GS but I wanted to film a video first. Can you imagine THAT Gold Show!? Lol. "What I'll do ... FLYING SHARDS OF GLASS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY HOOHA! ONLY $3!"
and some asshole would want to pay less! That does sound like an awesome blooper clip.
RedAlice
07-14-2014, 02:22 PM
and some asshole would want to pay less! That does sound like an awesome blooper clip.
IKR. "How many videos?" "What does high tip get?" "Smash mirror first bb, then I'll pledge."
SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
07-20-2014, 08:00 AM
I was doing a deepthroat show and along the lines of ramming a dildo into my mouth, I scratched my upper lip with my fingernail. I felt the scratch, but didn't think twice about it... about 15-30 seconds later I look at myself in the encoder and just see all this blood running down my lips and chin... Apparently I scratched myself bad. I was so startled I just screamed "OMG!" and logged off. Usually when something goes wrong I try not to log off and attempt to fix it, but I just was so startled to see my face half covered in blood I just freaked and logged out.
ugh poor guy... was probably like... WTF. What can I say, I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work :D
BeccaB
07-23-2014, 03:37 PM
I have two! I was on with a reg and said "im so hard" not once, but twice before i caught myself. I was drunk and he thought it was the funniest thing.
I was split camming mfc and sm. I logged off mfc and started a little 2am dance spasm(Just upperbody), of course still logged onto sm. 5 mins later i see the tab open and see the dozens of msgs on the screen. I did find that one funny the next day :)
pippapippa
08-05-2014, 04:46 PM
A cam customer asked me if I would do naked jumping jacks in private, so we went in and I did jumping jacks for about a minute after teasing and talking. The second I stop, I feel a gush of blood shoot down my legs and apparently my period cup came dislodged. Blood everywhere. So gross. Somehow the guy didn't notice at all.
MsTabu
08-05-2014, 04:50 PM
Accidentally "broke wind" during a block session. The guy's cock slowly shriveled up. Oh well! Already got paid! Better out than in! I was laughing my ass off even though he left
SoloDesire
08-05-2014, 04:55 PM
Accidentally "broke wind" during a block session. The guy's cock slowly shriveled up. Oh well! Already got paid! Better out than in! I was laughing my ass off even though he left
I have so many requests for "farting" it's insane! I WISH I could do it on command.
xtina420
08-05-2014, 06:39 PM
omg this happened to me! As soon as I snapped up pretending like nothing happened he go is that a tampon string!!!! i almost died he left right after that!
MsTabu
08-05-2014, 07:10 PM
I have so many requests for "farting" it's insane! I WISH I could do it on command.
Fart fetishes worry me LOL. The men don't have to live with the scent that comes out of me. That's my burden to bear.
SweetLilyRaven
08-07-2014, 10:37 AM
I cam from my bedroom…which has painted wood floors, so I hate taking off my flip flops because the office chair I sit in makes the paint flake and stick to the bottom of my feet. I was doing a slow strip tease during a show and didn't bother taking off my flip flops while I was dancing because I knew the guy had a foot fetish and he'd want clean soles late in the show. I do this weird twirl move with my leg to get my panties off over my flip flop - and it typically always works without issue…except that night. I couldn't dislodge my panties from between my foot and the shoe and for some reason I didn't think to just TAKE OFF THE DAMN SHOE. So I lean down out of the cam view and try to tug it over the shoe, and instead lose my balance and crash over head first into my bookcase with a screech. I got up and managed to (hopefully) pass it off as having a bit too much to drink…but he couldn't even stay hard because he was laughing so hard.
Note to self - take off my damn flip flops from now on!
TattooedBBW
09-09-2014, 03:19 PM
This didn't happen WHILE camming but it was because of it (gross warning!! don't read if u are eating :P)
So last night I was camming on my period, shoved a sea sponge up my vag, everything was fine. Then when I go to get the sponge out I can't feel it. It's so lodged up towards my cervix and squatting did nothing, I fished around for a bit then got frustrated and tried a different way. I laid on my bed and started fishing around with two fingers and squeezing and pushing trying to get it out. I almost started crying because it would not come out, then finally out of no where the sponge flies out of my vag and projectile sprays blood all over my wall! I was laughing hysterically, it looked like a horror movie!
Browneyes
09-09-2014, 04:56 PM
lol i am glad i am not the only who went through this. My sponge got stuck so deep that it brought me almost to the ER.
pippapippa
09-16-2014, 12:33 AM
I've had a few too many embarrassing moments lately.
I just had a 25 minute private with a guy who was about to cum, when my laptop somehow fell off my bed (guess I was riding my dildo too hard, lol) and closed itself. Yeah...oops.
I started crying I was laughing so hard.
Snow X
09-16-2014, 12:57 AM
I absolutely love this thread...I'm glad I'm not the only crazy ish happens to. I qweefed on my first day of camming, bled during the second week, and drop my cam all the time when asked for closeups...lol
MissQuirk
09-16-2014, 01:02 AM
I broke my tripod so I've been using one of those big bear-shaped animal cracker containers to put my webcam on. His name is Porn-Bear. He sits on top of a stack of books. On top of a little plastic ikea shelf.
I kicked it over last night while trying to dirty talk. I don't even remember trying to move my leg. It just happened. Like a spasm.
Porn-bear was exposed to the world. My laptop fell over.
It was awesome.
:I
SweetJulia
09-18-2014, 07:15 AM
I cam in more of an "office", with office supplies mixed in with sex toys. Had my lube right next to hand sanitizer. Had a guy hurry me in an anal show and grab for "lots of lube". You can probably guess what happened next :(
Issabelle
09-18-2014, 07:49 AM
I cam in more of an "office", with office supplies mixed in with sex toys. Had my lube right next to hand sanitizer. Had a guy hurry me in an anal show and grab for "lots of lube". You can probably guess what happened next :(
My asshole is crying in sympathy.
SweetJulia
09-18-2014, 07:52 AM
Oh, it gets better, it was in view of the camera. Then, the idiot goes "Why you put that there, bb?" while I'm swearing and rinsing.
felidae
09-18-2014, 02:10 PM
this thread is my absolute favorite holy, I'm in tears over here
SweetJulia
09-18-2014, 03:05 PM
^^^^It's my go to for when I'm sad.
felidae
09-18-2014, 03:10 PM
Yeah I was feeling a little grumpy earlier, now just cracking up at all the gold in here
Bluegemini
09-21-2014, 02:35 PM
Not technically a fail on camera but its relevant...I have my camming twitter account and my personal twitter both logged in on my iphone..I guess you could say they're linked. If you have an iphone you know what I'm talking about. Anyways today I tweet " To get on #mfc today or not"...30 minutes later I check my twitter and I posted the tweet to my personal twitter! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Was pretty much the only thing I could think of as I scrambled to delete the tweet..Luckily it's a twitter account I just use to stay in touch with people in the video gaming community because I'm into that..but still these are my "e-friends" i've played xbox with for years! No one said anything but it was a palm to forehead moment! So yea..make sure you check which twitter account your on before you post!
Happy tweeting!
GamerGirlTeeg
09-22-2014, 10:05 AM
This made me laugh so hard.
Oh god.
I have my own vid-fail. So I don't do anal in shows, but had so many people I request it, so I decided to make a video. I finally get the courage and get my body all prepped, and I made a 13 minute video of me mewling about how tiny my asshole is etc (LOTS of moaning and dirty talk), and squeaking and such. And after I finish it all up (with a sore bottom) I finally review the footage, only to find out the mic hadn't recorded a goddamn thing.
safflower
09-22-2014, 12:42 PM
someone took me private and in the first five seconds i knocked my lamp over and the lightbulb shattered. woops.
StellaPurr
09-23-2014, 01:33 AM
I'm super new to the camming game but already have an embarassing moment. I was with this babely guy in exclusive and I was getting over a gross cold. Anyway I was sucking on my toy with my face close up to the cam when a river of snot just started pouring out of my nose :( I was so shocked I made a weird squealing sound and dove out of the shot to deal with it. Luckily the guy was cool and just laughed and said it was fine but I was still horrified.
LoraDoll
11-10-2014, 11:28 AM
After an empty hour, members showed up in my room finally.
I wanted , to ask, who want s to play, but i typed, instead:
"Who wants to pay?" :D Nobody came in, lol.
MsBellaSpanxx
11-10-2014, 12:52 PM
On Saturday I spent the first half hour of my cam shift with my panties on BACKWARDS... :(
Vlodina
11-10-2014, 12:59 PM
On Saturday I spent the first half hour of my cam shift with my panties on BACKWARDS... :(
I do that after privates all the time! One time they were also bank to front as well as inside out! :-P
Bootsie
11-10-2014, 01:57 PM
I did a game on Saturday that was really popular...I had rolled up pieces of paper with prizes, put them in balloons, blew the balloons up, then guys had to tip to pop a balloon and win the prize. I had forgotten how much loud noises scare me. I jumped and screamed a few times, and once I totally fell over. The guys loved it and requested we play again sometime. Fuck no.
secretwebcamchick
11-13-2014, 12:41 AM
I'm soooo embarresed... This guy just ordered a 30 minute skype from me and I told him if he's lucky I might even be able to squirt but I couldnt control if it would happen or not... I was working all my angles trying to work myself up to it and I must have gotten to into it.. I had my eyes to the ceiling as I started stroking harder then a minute later i looked down and saw that I had gushed out blood.... ewwww! Not the squirting he was hoping for.. it was so obvious too and now I feel sooo embarressed, disgusted and horrible for ruining the show.. I tried to play it off but it wasnt really possible... I wiped up as much as i could in one quick swipe.. he didnt say anything.. things got really really akwardly quiet and then he left a few minutes before our time was up.... :( COMPLETE CAM FAIL!!!!!
BabyBat
11-18-2014, 08:37 PM
I keep a tambourine on my wall...I kicked it down accidentally *CRASHBANGJINGLEJINGLEBOOM!*
Tigrillo
11-20-2014, 10:16 PM
I chewed a dude's ass today. Man I felt bad about it.
We had a very sexy pre-negotiation, blah blah, spank spank, Imma leave you a red ass.... and as he takes me PVT I blurt out: 'Oh no baby, you better not think I'm gonna paddle myself in PVT, that's for exclusive only!!' And I look into the cam all pissed off, he left immediately.
it's in my profile that anything other than pussy play will be in EXC only, but I shouldn't have assumed he'd read the profie. and after how flirty and giggly I was when I reeled him in, no wonder he left like he was on fire. :/
MissMafia
11-25-2014, 11:34 AM
Day ONE back to camming and GUESS what I did...
I am doing a striptease - dancing my cute little ass off...
and what happens? My cat decide to wage full out war - one jumps on my shoulder, I TRIP over the next cat.. smack my head OFF the wall... and all I got to say IN the show IS....FUCK! LMAO I was like Don't worry - my vag is OK!
I swear bunch of furry little ninjas running around trying to kill me today...
xxJolene
11-26-2014, 03:37 PM
Today during a deepthroating show, I was going at it for 2-3 minutes when I went a bit too hard and I threw up a little >.< luckily I had a towel down to catch my spit.
smaddy
11-28-2014, 10:37 PM
I had a super hot European guy in exclusive the other day. He wanted me to go doggy style which I'm always hesitant to do because I end up queefing super bad. I avoided all penetration so I thought that would help but somehow air got all up in there and when I turned to sit down I let out out the most terrible awful and super loud queefing sounds. Seriously it sounded like someone had a fart machine and was making it repeatedly go off. I tried to cover it up by talking over it lol but there was a delay in cam2cam so I was able to watch him hear the noise, stop jacking off and close the chat LOL.
It was pretty funny but really embarrassing. I don't think he will be back haha.
LaylaLovely
11-28-2014, 10:50 PM
^^ lol why can't they learn about the human body and know that this is actually very common, this isn't fucking porn !! Edited perfected for your viewing lol, this is live sex!
hyori
11-29-2014, 08:16 AM
I was pulling a Vixskin dildo out of my ass and the action made a sucking pop sound because I did it so fast. I made some unintelligible comment about corks and wine but I was mortified. The guy didn't say anything. Then I started worrying about vacuuming my rectum inside out and seriously googled it. Yes it can happen but you need stronger suction or a very prolapsed anus.
hyori
11-29-2014, 08:19 AM
It was pretty funny but really embarrassing. I don't think he will be back haha.
Girl this is comedic gold.
pippapippa
12-04-2014, 09:29 PM
It's been a long day.
Guy wants to do an ass licking show in exclusive. First, I didn't realize we were even in exclusive and told him he couldn't turn on his cam. Realized I was wrong, let him turn it on. He asks me to lie on my back. I fucking lie on my stomach thinking "wow, this is... different." He says, "turn on back bb" and I f bust out laughing so hard I have a hard time finishing the session. Somehow he still gave me five stars.
Procrasturbator
12-04-2014, 10:13 PM
I had a super hot European guy in exclusive the other day. He wanted me to go doggy style which I'm always hesitant to do because I end up queefing super bad. I avoided all penetration so I thought that would help but somehow air got all up in there and when I turned to sit down I let out out the most terrible awful and super loud queefing sounds. Seriously it sounded like someone had a fart machine and was making it repeatedly go off. I tried to cover it up by talking over it lol but there was a delay in cam2cam so I was able to watch him hear the noise, stop jacking off and close the chat LOL.
It was pretty funny but really embarrassing. I don't think he will be back haha.
Omg, I am so relieved to hear that someone else has the same problem with doggy. Even if I don't touch my vag it somehow sucks up air just from my abs moving and I have to stealth-sexily push out the air with a finger stretching my vag open so I don't sound like a damn whoopee cushion. ::)
darlingdarling
12-04-2014, 11:27 PM
omg, i am so relieved to hear that someone else has the same problem with doggy. Even if i don't touch my vag it somehow sucks up air just from my abs moving and i have to stealth-sexily push out the air with a finger stretching my vag open so i don't sound like a damn whoopee cushion. ::)
story of my life!
BombshellBelle
12-14-2014, 08:05 AM
So, I'm still on Camgirl training wheels. A few days ago I decided to write erotica and recite it on cam while wearing the appropriate costume and masturbating at the appropriate times, etc.
I nailed it.
Or so I thought...
Turns out my microphone was off. They saw me going to tow on myself, but didn't hear a friggin' word.
*thud*
Sunnylexie
01-22-2015, 06:45 PM
When you have a tumblr where you post your nudes and the post that gets the most notes (1300+) is a photo of a rainfrog. So, when people google my tumblr handle/modelname on some websites, they see a plump froggie with a grumpy old man face))))). It's so funny I can't even tell if it's a fail or a win.
Smoochies
01-27-2015, 12:01 AM
I just started camming, so here's my first embarrassing moment.
Often the people who come to my room comment on how much they enjoy the music I play, much of which is oldies. So one day after reaching the goal for a countdown, I was frantically trying to think of some sexy, classic music to play before I started the cum show. After a minute of deliberation I just decide to put on a Marvin Gaye album. I pull up "What's Going On," and get down to business.
Except that I meant to turn on "Let's Get it On," the quintessential album for taking your clothes off and getting down. "What's Going On," for those who don't know, was Marvin Gaye's response to the Vietnam War. It's still soul, R&B type music but it has a lot of religious undertones. That was my first clue that something was amiss. Oh well. I continued masturbating. AND THEN he starts singing "save the children, save the children" and I start feeling uncomfortable. But still I continue. And then he starts singing, "save the babies, save the babies" and that's where I got so embarrassed I had to stop and skip forward. I can't get off when Marvin Gaye is singing about babies.
Also someone saw a scar and asked if I cut myself in the middle of the show so I had to stop and ban him.
Lessons learned!
SheRides
01-27-2015, 07:25 AM
"save the babies, save the babies"
Oh... my... GOD!!! I choked on my cereals, can't stop laughing and snorting :D :D :D
I can't think of any embarrasing moments in my camlife as of yet, but I remember a fail from a while back...
My camming setup is rather uncomfortable, having a desktop pc and a couch waaaaaay too far from the desk, until I change that, I'll have to squint to read w/ever custie writes (I tend to mute their sound, first of all because it interferes with my music and get echo sounds and I also hear myself in their speakers with a lag, second because I don't always understand what they say if they're not speaking native English - they'll have to deal with my European accent only, ha. And third, because of the round time they reply to a question I asked 30 seconds before and all becomes very confusing). One time I headed for the couch and started schlicking there, felt the urge to cum, closed eyes, continued, came (eyes wide shut), and when I opened my eyes the custie left and I was already in freechat, WIDE open, if you know what I mean. Thankfully, no one in freechat saw me like that BECAUSE MY FRICKIN' CAT JUMPED ON THE DESK AND CURLED UP IN A BALL IN FRONT OF MY WEBCAM. I had to scroll down through a lot of 'nice grey pussy' comments in the chat box. Ugh.