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TheSluttyGirlfriend
01-27-2015, 08:28 PM
This thread it hilarious!!!

I haven't been camming long (2/3 months) and this must of happened within my very first few shows.

This night I had been out with my bf and probably had WAYY too much to drink. It was 5am (but I thought it was much earlier...) and a guy came in and took me into private. He wanted to see me outside... (I live in a small block of flats and I knew everyone would be asleep) so I compromised with him and said I would be willing to go onto the communal stairs as my internet connection wouldn't reach outside... he was fine with this.

So I get onto the stairs and he asks me to strip for him..so I do. He then asks to watch me play with myself and squirt down the stairs... So I lean back on the stairs, legs wide apart rubbing myself as fast as I could. I close my eyes to help myself concentrate to cum as quick as I can when I hear the door go and my male next door neighbour who leaves for work every day at 5.30am walks out to see me stark naked playing with myself and the laptop on the stairs!! To say I was embarrassed is an understatement...I'm still avoiding him to this day!! Luckily the guy found it hilarious and now returns all the time just to laugh about it.

Smoochies
01-27-2015, 09:22 PM
seems like there could be an entire thread dedicated to our cats messing up camshows.

PurpleLily
01-27-2015, 10:21 PM
Today a new custie took me private, and after talking for a bit he wanted to play with my sex machine. 30+ minutes into the session he's about to cum when the machine fell off the side of my bed. If that's not bad the dildo was still in when I reached for the machine and fell on top of it. Epic Fail! He chuckled a bit and lol... whatever. Well I expected him to dash out and give me a poor rating, but he waited until I got my shit together and wanted to finish. I was still embarassed as hell, but then he tipped me 100 gold for a custom with the damn machine. Um... yeah I logged off to get myself together... thank goodness it wasn't a gold show. :-\

hyori
01-27-2015, 10:40 PM
I farted my anal glass toy clear across the bed.

LadyFionaStar
01-27-2015, 10:53 PM
i farted my anal glass toy clear across the bed.

lmfao.......that is awesome...it would've been a great youtube moment!! Love it!

smaddy
01-28-2015, 01:15 AM
I was in the middle of an exclusive and it showed that the customer was about to call me. He called me and about 30 seconds into it he hung up. He stayed in chat so I told him to try to call again.

The phone rung almost immediately so I didn't check the number, I just figured it was him. When I recognized the voice I just said "Hey! Hold on one minute" and hung up because I didn't know what to do. It was a guy I'm thinking about dating!!! Thank goodness I didn't say anything incriminating haha. That whole thing could have ended a lot worse.

PurpleLily
02-14-2015, 05:50 AM
What is with the uptick in embarassing moments since full-time camming? I just woke up to find that I left my window open last night while I was camming AND I was busy! My neighbors will be giving a look for a while. Damnit. :withstupi

missyamaya
02-17-2015, 01:37 PM
When I was going to cum and dropped my glass dildo on a hard floor. It was sooo loud. It happened twice. First time, the guy just left and the second time the other guy chuckled. :)

An embarrassing non-camming moment is when I started dating this guy and he texted me. It was getting a little sexy in our texts together until I had a moment where I realized this wasn't the guy I was dating---it was some other random guy from another website who got my contact information. He was gross, dirty, and pervy…yuck. He even sent me a picture. I was so disgusted. This was before camming, so it was just some random creepy guy.

missyamaya
02-17-2015, 04:32 PM
When I was going to cum and dropped my glass dildo on a hard floor. It was sooo loud. It happened twice. First time, the guy just left and the second time the other guy chuckled. :)

An embarrassing non-camming moment is when I started dating this guy and he texted me. It was getting a little sexy in our texts together until I had a moment where I realized this wasn't the guy I was dating---it was some other random guy from another website who got my contact information. He was gross, dirty, and pervy…yuck. He even sent me a picture. I was so disgusted. This was before camming, so it was just some random creepy guy.

Kitcatt
02-17-2015, 04:47 PM
I had an exclusive JOI session and when he cammed in I couldn't stop my self, I had to ask "are you in a library?". Seriously, it totally looked like it, he said "lol, no" and we laughed and then I couldn't STOP laughing. I'd calm down and get back on track and boom, the giggles "I want you to start stroking that *hee,hee* cock a bit *heee* faster for me *heeeeheee*.

hyori
02-17-2015, 06:49 PM
I was undulating sexily to a Portishead song when I fell down right out of frame. I took down a lamp and table with me. Got right back up and fell down AGAIN. Motherfucking platform stilletos.

IsobelWren
03-03-2015, 12:34 PM
Have you gotten that guy who wants you to wear satin panties and then put a big, lotion "cumshot" on them? During one show he has me goober up about five pairs of panties. Panties on, tease, play, cumshot on ass, tease, drop panties on towel on the floor and snag new pair. Few minutes after the show ends, I'm in free chat and the doorbell rings downstairs. In a hurry to get down three flights of stairs before whoever it is leaves, I tap the break button, hop up, snag my sweater and yoga pants from the floor and run down the stairs while practicing the fine camgirl art of dressing in 30 seconds.

The sheriff is looking for former occupants of the other half of the duplex. We chat about this for a few minutes, though he has a hard time looking at me and seems awfully tongue tied for a law enforcement officer who must do this kind of thing fairly often. He leaves and I decide to stop by the bathroom on my way back up to the cam room. As you have no doubt guessed, I *thought* I was dropping the "cummy" panties on the towel I keep for dirty dildos and things but I was actually dropping them on my sweater. Not only did I -I guess in bunching up the sweater to put it on- spread big globs of cum all over the cowl neck and right breast, but somehow I did not feel it getting into my hair as I pulled the sweater over my head.

So I came to the door breathless and slightly mussed. Then the entire time I was talking to the sheriff (OH MY GOD, the fucking SHERIFF!) I had streaks of goo in my hair and looked like the goddamned swim team or something had jizzed all over my shirt.

THIS time. This is the time that I finally die from embarrassment.

Vlodina
03-03-2015, 12:59 PM
OMG, the laughter HURTS! You poor thing! So funny though!

hyori
03-03-2015, 01:36 PM
Have you gotten that guy who wants you to wear satin panties and then put a big, lotion "cumshot" on them? During one show he has me goober up about five pairs of panties. Panties on, tease, play, cumshot on ass, tease, drop panties on towel on the floor and snag new pair. Few minutes after the show ends, I'm in free chat and the doorbell rings downstairs. In a hurry to get down three flights of stairs before whoever it is leaves, I tap the break button, hop up, snag my sweater and yoga pants from the floor and run down the stairs while practicing the fine camgirl art of dressing in 30 seconds.

The sheriff is looking for former occupants of the other half of the duplex. We chat about this for a few minutes, though he has a hard time looking at me and seems awfully tongue tied for a law enforcement officer who must do this kind of thing fairly often. He leaves and I decide to stop by the bathroom on my way back up to the cam room. As you have no doubt guessed, I *thought* I was dropping the "cummy" panties on the towel I keep for dirty dildos and things but I was actually dropping them on my sweater. Not only did I -I guess in bunching up the sweater to put it on- spread big globs of cum all over the cowl neck and right breast, but somehow I did not feel it getting into my hair as I pulled the sweater over my head.

So I came to the door breathless and slightly mussed. Then the entire time I was talking to the sheriff (OH MY GOD, the fucking SHERIFF!) I had streaks of goo in my hair and looked like the goddamned swim team or something had jizzed all over my shirt.

THIS time. This is the time that I finally die from embarrassment.

Epic, just gloriously epic. I LOVE the way you write.

LaylaLovely
03-18-2015, 04:13 PM
Had a Skype show last night.... Decided to leave my huge puppy inside hoping since he's passed out he wouldn't bother me....well he wakes right up at the sound of the skyped call.... I start the show trying not to look at him.... I'm going away at my dildo.. And I'm thinking ok this is awkward my dog is just sitting right in front of me giving me the most confused weirdest look!!!!' As I'm ramming my dildo in my pussy....so I start jerk kicking him to get him away(no I didn't ham him lol) he doesn't budge this guy's huge! And instead starts growling/winpering at me as I keep pounding my pussy.. I just started laughing lol he eventually passed out again....

bbcakezxo
03-18-2015, 07:25 PM
This thread is awesome. I've been staying in a motel with my roommate till we find a new place, and he usually tells me when he's otw home from work ... my room on SM was really busy that night and he (yes, he) walked right in and I had a dildo in my throat and spit everywhere. He knows what I do, but it was still REALLY awkward, esp considering he had just drunkenly hit on me the night before!!! *dies*

luvnrockets
03-25-2015, 05:22 AM
Last night I accidentally told a guy he's a "good girl," instead of a good boy. I have a female puppy so I'm used to saying that a lot. He's a reg, so it was easy to laugh about it.

I told him that my husband once made that mistake with me, while we were training our male dog when he was a pup. I was giving him a hand job, and as he was cumming he said "you're such a good boy" in a really sensual cumming voice. It was hilarious.

Camming imitates life!

Issabelle
03-25-2015, 12:31 PM
So this wasn't while on cam, but it was while getting my room set up. I use an air mattress as my cam bed for shows since I'm cheap and don't wanna pay for another bed I won't use. Well, my kitty cats put a tiny hole in it somewhere and I have to fill it up with air before each shift. I get out the electric air pump, start inflating, lean over and BAM my hair gets sucked into the fan! So I'm sitting there furiously trying to shut the fucker off with my hair pulled in (and praying it doesn't light on fire/explode). I finally get the bastard turned off and, fuck me, a 1" section from the front of my hair got pulled into every possible slat above the fan, coiled around the base, and will not come out. It's a good 6" of length, so cutting it just will not work. I sit there furiously sliding it out and get about three inches from the end, tug, and out pops a mother fucking dread from one fan slat (still caught, of course). The fan was going so fast, it super coiled my hair straight into dread lock form, which is just impressive as all get out since I'm the skinny white French girl with the stick straight hair. Finally tore out enough little bits of hair to come loose from the evil contraption of doom. Took like 15 minutes to get out of it.

And, yes, my hair definitely took a 3" hit on that side. Well, layered look is in, right?

MsBellaSpanxx
03-25-2015, 11:54 PM
Not on cam, but this evening my father's girlfriend came over to my house unexpectedly and rip-roaringly drunk and asked if she could stay over because she couldn't drive. I made up my bed and told her I'd sleep in the "guest room" (aka the cam room) She was in my bed for about 3 mins and then drunkenly stumbled into the cam room where all my dildos, sex toys and stilettos were strewn about. I had to wrangle her into the living room while I "made the bed" and then she came right in the room and saw me rolling up all my dildos into a towel. I didn't have time to get anything else so left my Hitachi plugged in beside the bed and some silettos strewn about. I think she was too drunk to see the dildos (I hope) but she'll definitely see the Hitachi and shoes tomorrow morning. If she questions me or mentions anything to my Dad I will dieeeeeee.

Can't a girl get any privacy? Oh well. Better dildos on the bed than drunk driving.

Katie0
03-26-2015, 05:35 PM
TV Gold show.. close up of my lady parts.. toilet paper.. Yea, that just happened.

scarlettbelle
03-26-2015, 05:45 PM
It's ALWAYS the TV gold shows isn't it? Period starts on cam? TV Gold show. Tampon string sticking out? TV gold show. Fart when you cum? TV gold show. Lose your balance and face plant off the couch while riding a dildo? TV mothafucking goldshow.

Madisonlx21
04-01-2015, 10:50 AM
Omg, my period started on cam today. I was mortified. D: I was playing with myself and fingering myself with no problem for like 30 mins and then when I upgraded to my dildo, in....and then...out--oh god, blood! I didn't freak out on cam and just closed my legs and turned my cam off. FML.

pippapippa
04-03-2015, 12:49 AM
So I'll put this down as one of my grossest moments: I'm camming at a completely different time than I normally do and drinking a lot of Coke to stay awake. I just burped while deepthroating a dildo and made the most beastly noise that has ever come out of my body. Ew.

Issabelle
04-03-2015, 12:33 PM
So I'll put this down as one of my grossest moments: I'm camming at a completely different time than I normally do and drinking a lot of Coke to stay awake. I just burped while deepthroating a dildo and made the most beastly noise that has ever come out of my body. Ew.

The sounds I make when I'm doing my deep throat shows just...wow. Wow wow wow. Sometimes, I wonder why they always start stroking faster! It's like 'this is not a sexually arousing bodily noise sirs! Please do not give a standing ovation!'

audritwo
04-03-2015, 12:43 PM
Omg, my period started on cam today. I was mortified. D: I was playing with myself and fingering myself with no problem for like 30 mins and then when I upgraded to my dildo, in....and then...out--oh god, blood! I didn't freak out on cam and just closed my legs and turned my cam off. FML.

This happens to me all the time. Especially in goldshows. Don't worry about it. I'm that freak that wipes it up with a baby wipe, sicks a soft cup in, and keeps going if the guy doesn't mention something or end the show. It's a natural bodily function, girls get their periods. There is nothing around it unless a hysterectomy or menopause. Guys know this. Fuck most of the costumers have probably experienced a woman starting her period with their dick deep in vagina.


Also depending the site that your on. You can make a shit ton of $$$ with menstruation shows. My period weeks I usually bank because I've built up a several good regs who are into that. And they spend well because not a lot of girls offer them.

hyori
04-03-2015, 01:55 PM
I apologize in advance for the following...

Whilst in a gold show, I'm dicking myself and thoroughly enjoying the fact that I've killed the goal. I get ready to do a messy bj, put dildo in mouth and holy taters I taste blood! I also see on cam that I have smeared some blood onto my chin and look like I just ate fresh brains! While I'm gagging and drooling I shut the cam off so fast I break the time space continuum and end up in 2025 as cashier at The Gap.

audritwo
04-03-2015, 08:17 PM
I apologize in advance for the following...

Whilst in a gold show, I'm dicking myself and thoroughly enjoying the fact that I've killed the goal. I get ready to do a messy bj, put dildo in mouth and holy taters I taste blood! I also see on cam that I have smeared some blood onto my chin and look like I just ate fresh brains! While I'm gagging and drooling I shut the cam off so fast I break the time space continuum and end up in 2025 as cashier at The Gap.

Did it taste like pennies? :D

ScarletKitten
04-03-2015, 08:21 PM
I apologize in advance for the following...

Whilst in a gold show, I'm dicking myself and thoroughly enjoying the fact that I've killed the goal. I get ready to do a messy bj, put dildo in mouth and holy taters I taste blood! I also see on cam that I have smeared some blood onto my chin and look like I just ate fresh brains! While I'm gagging and drooling I shut the cam off so fast I break the time space continuum and end up in 2025 as cashier at The Gap.

OMFG! This is both terrifying and hilarious. Did you lose out on your gold show though? That sucks! LOL @ " break the time space continuum" - holy shit this needs to be quoted in a sig! :rotfl:

hyori
04-03-2015, 09:00 PM
OMFG! This is both terrifying and hilarious. Did you lose out on your gold show though? That sucks! LOL @ " break the time space continuum" - holy shit this needs to be quoted in a sig! :rotfl:

Yes, i lost out on this one. I just thank my lucky that it was not a tv gold show!

Issabelle
04-03-2015, 10:20 PM
I so rarely do gold shows. A few months ago, I made way over goal on one and was like 'let's go!' I'd just finished my period--or so I thought. The show ends, I get up, and I realize that the close up of my pussy also involved a close up of a 1" ball of red-brown, gooey blood clot.

Oh yeah baby. Sexy.

ANorway74
04-04-2015, 03:27 PM
Camming related, but happened while with my boyfriend last night...He woke up in the middle of the night, rolled over and wanted to have sex. Half asleep, I went into cam girl mode. I do a lot of SPH, and started saying to him (with my eyes closed and barely even awake) "That's right, stroke that little dick you little sissy boy." He stopped and looked at me and said "What? What are you talking about?" I was still half asleep and said "Just go with it!!! I don't even know how your wife stays with you with that tiny little dick. You better be good at other things, because you're dick is useless." I finally came to my senses and fully woke up and realized what I was saying and who I was saying it to. He knows I cam, but that was still so awkward. He just wanted to have sex with his girlfriend, not be the recipient of SPH.

Violet_Z
04-05-2015, 08:25 AM
Camming related, but happened while with my boyfriend last night...He woke up in the middle of the night, rolled over and wanted to have sex. Half asleep, I went into cam girl mode. I do a lot of SPH, and started saying to him (with my eyes closed and barely even awake) "That's right, stroke that little dick you little sissy boy." He stopped and looked at me and said "What? What are you talking about?" I was still half asleep and said "Just go with it!!! I don't even know how your wife stays with you with that tiny little dick. You better be good at other things, because you're dick is useless." I finally came to my senses and fully woke up and realized what I was saying and who I was saying it to. He knows I cam, but that was still so awkward. He just wanted to have sex with his girlfriend, not be the recipient of SPH.

Bah ha ha ha! This reminds me of all the awkward my boyfriend ends up receiving some very weird RP. Or in the middle of sex I remember something from camming that's very funny....

Violet_Z
04-05-2015, 08:28 AM
As always. Being clumsy and falling off the bed during a gold show. Yay stupidity.

hyori
04-05-2015, 10:08 AM
As always. Being clumsy and falling off the bed during a gold show. Yay stupidity.

I'm sure a lot of guys gave a flying fuck! :)

caramelDip
04-05-2015, 11:06 AM
Lets just say I put a tinyyy homemade tampon in my birthing canal because I was spotting very lightly. I didnt want to insert a big ass tampon because I felt it wasnt necessary.

While in private, my homemade miniature tampon was showing. The custie was like "What's that in your pussy?" Why did he have to notice everyyyy detail?

Lmao I said nothing and shoved it up even more, pretending I was fingering myself.

hyori
04-10-2015, 06:42 PM
Why are the most embarrassing moments only during TV gold shows?

I go back on cam after taking a short break...wash dildos etc., you know the deal. As soon as get back on, a producer offers me a gold show. I offer anal or d/p at goal. I get to goal and it's dp. I start the show and as I look for a dildo to suck on for a messy bj...oh horror of horrors all I have are my glass dildos. I do my best with doing a messy bj with the glass clinking against my teeth.

Let's just say that when I got to dp, it turned into a xylophone show instead. Clink, clink, clink!

emma383
04-11-2015, 11:15 AM
I was very dehydrated and just forgot about the time and was in the middle of a C2C with a custie stroking to me while I was on all fours.

Me: oozing my words; 'I know you're right, it looks yummy when I bend over and' Aww, fuck horse!

Cust : 'Wait, what a horse you mean like a horse'?

Me: No hector projector; I HAVE A CHARLIE HORSE!!:'(:'( \

I jumped up doing a jiggle around the room yelling ow ow for a minute, I went from sexy milf to handsome lady and long in the tooth in about three mins. So embarrassing omg.

MissCallieMFC
04-12-2015, 06:47 PM
Was 15 min into a steamy exclusive on SM, custie wanted a change of positions, was so into thinking up dirty talk etc I smacked my head so hard on my wall changing positions that I was seeing stars. Tried to keep the dirty talk/illusion up but almost blacked out so had to stop for a second. So embarrassing, at least the custie laughed and asked if I was ok before I started again. He was nice about it, but now I have a raging headache only 1/4 of the way through my shift. I hope this will be a really good story starting tomorrow...lol

PrettyInPunk
05-20-2015, 03:55 PM
My first completely mortifying cam moment: Doing a Sybian GS and one of my guys requests a plug as well if we reach goal (which we never do, so I agreed) Of course we hit freaking goal, right? Let me tell you, a metal plug while riding a sybian is a slightly uncomfortable, pinchey experience but I did my thing as if I didn't notice. About half way through, I reach down to readjust the plug only to realize it wasn't there anymore! Okay, no big deal. It's not the first time I've pushed out the thing during an orgasm. Except it's not on the floor either.

I fucking 'swallowed' it. Somehow while sitting on the sybian, the plug continued to insert itself until I was completely inside me. I had to stop and spend about two minutes fishing the thing out before the show could finish. Thank God it was with a bunch of regs who just found it funny. They still tease me about it sometimes.

nattyfetish
05-21-2015, 01:46 AM
Haha... once i had to dance in a private... for like 2 hours without stopping... I was so sexy and sensual... Untill I got all sweaty (including inside the heels - my feet were sliding like i was on ice).... And of course I fell down big time... The member was laughing big time but he was nice about it, told me to take my heels off (he is a reg and tells me since than to always take my heels off - nice way of remembering it lol). But that is not all ! My power went down slightly after a min (electricity)... The internet was still working & the laptop (the battery and i have a wire for the internet)... Everything was dark (it was night)... I was like : fuck fuck fuck i gotta go fix this wait for me or go free and wait please... Swearing I went to check the electricity and fix it... He waited for me again while still beeing in private... Oh my God if i was him i would have left ! LOL ...

Not to say about involuntary farting/ queefing ... I just try to pretend it did not happen LOL.

nattyfetish
05-21-2015, 01:46 AM
Haha... once i had to dance in a private... for like 2 hours without stopping... I was so sexy and sensual... Untill I got all sweaty (including inside the heels - my feet were sliding like i was on ice).... And of course I fell down big time... The member was laughing big time but he was nice about it, told me to take my heels off (he is a reg and tells me since than to always take my heels off - nice way of remembering it lol). But that is not all ! My power went down slightly after a min (electricity)... The internet was still working & the laptop (the battery and i have a wire for the internet)... Everything was dark (it was night)... I was like : fuck fuck fuck i gotta go fix this wait for me or go free and wait please... Swearing I went to check the electricity and fix it... He waited for me again while still beeing in private... Oh my God if i was him i would have left ! LOL ...

Not to say about involuntary farting/ queefing ... I just try to pretend it did not happen LOL.

anniebanks
05-23-2015, 08:54 PM
Hi Ladies :)
Well I have been lurking these forums for a LONG TIME now but finally now I have something to post! Lol.
I haven't been camming for too long now and only do it part time since I have a vanilla job as well, but today was my first day split camming and the most embarrassing thing happened. Doing a hardcore dildo show on one and forgot to turn off my other cam on MFC To make it worse, the bastards didn't even tip me but 15 tokens for the free show they were getting! Ugh!!!!

ArtsyScarlett
05-24-2015, 08:34 AM
Thought I would add this one, it is one that I do everyday without fail!

Being extremely dyslexic (these posts take me ages to write!) I often get words muddled up when speaking.

And everyday without fail at the very least one custie will be invited to

"Suck my cock" or me telling them to "let me fuck them you my cock"

I definitely have a thing for pegging but in this instance it is just me not being able to get my words out in the correct order. I don't think they even notice, they are too mesmerised by "boooooobs"!

x

LaylaLovely
05-24-2015, 06:29 PM
Okay I guess I'll own up to my moment last week..... I got a pvt on sm... Spread your asshole...does so.. Then I have a string of toilet paper there like a small amount.. I grabbed it so fucking quick and acted all casual ... Lol the guys like "mmm" .... From his comment I'm assuming there was a delay in my feed lol! Also you couldn't really tell if it was toilet paper or a thread or string of some sort fro my clothes

Browneyes
06-24-2015, 05:19 PM
I think this one belongs into embarrasing moments. I am in pvt with a guy who is into anal. I havent done anal in over 2 months so...no toy..just fingers...i am going slow..one finger...second finger....all seems fine...and suddenly blood everywhere. My bum hole was so tight that even two fingers managed to cracked it :O.....


btw, going for a poo its like shitting knives. :(

SweetSienna
06-24-2015, 07:09 PM
First night camming ever was on SM. I had no clue what a pvt looked like, so this guy was able to trick me into thinking we were in pvt by putting some icon that said "pvt" by his name. I proceeded to give a free 10 min. dildo show for all to see! I didn't see all the guys saying "hey you're not pvt!" because the encoder was blocking my view. Sooo embarrassing! I hate SM for many reasons ...
Ugh was on SM last night for the first time in 2 yrs (only cammed for 6 weeks back then before I got a regular job) and I forgot that guest chat is just regular free chat unlike the other sites where the word "guest" signifies random people or people with no money-so I sat there for 20 minutes either ignoring everyone in guest chat or being an asshole to them, waiting for someone to show up in the "paid chat" window. I was getting really pissed that my room was "empty" until i said something to one of the chatters and he was like "noooo paid chat is the private chat....this is the only chat area and all of us are members" or something to that effect. I felt like a retard. That was in adition to bashing my leg AND my head on 2 separate occassions on the corner of my nightstand. I have also fallen off the bed a bunch of times...Ive only been doing this for 2 months lol

LaceyCummings
07-10-2015, 08:15 AM
I've been having a bad day. It's been slow and the only customer I had so far was very rude and decided to leave me a bad rating because of his entitlement.
I finally got another customer, a regular who (technically whom, but I hate that word) I enjoy spending time with him.
Not 10 seconds into the show, I burped a little vomit up and started to choke. Violently. He left. :(

Arwen25
07-17-2015, 01:57 AM
Oh god. I thought queefing was bad but yesterday in private my stomach decided to make itself heard..just started churning and rimbling REALLY loudly int he middle of a dildo show..what is this new hell?! He left as well. GAH!

Violet_Z
07-17-2015, 09:31 AM
Omg! The stomach thing!
I don't eat when I can because of stomach issues
So the other day my stomach decided to continuously growl until someone sends me a $5 tip and says "because obviously someone needs to feed this skinny bitch."
Then the guy left...

Arwen25
07-17-2015, 09:40 AM
Nooo! Bless you, what a git, that's awful hun.
I am in the same boat as you, I've found that fasting is the only thing that helps my stomach issues, I almost always cam on an empthy stomach but always have enugh water!