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Cutie101
07-17-2015, 10:35 PM
Tonight someone asked me to spell words in the air with my ass and I fucked it up. 8 minutes after prepping by jiggling and spanking my ass for him I asked him what word he wanted me to spell so he left. I should have just gone with it, ahhhh. He had $100 loaded for me. In hindsight I don't think it mattered to him, but I've never gotten that request before so I wanted to ask him just in case. Oh, well.
was that in freechat or pvt?
doublerainbow
07-17-2015, 10:55 PM
Whelp, that was a poor choice I guess. Today I was in excl with a lovely polite guy who very nicely asked me to spread my ass cheeks. Normally I just say I don't do that but I thought, eh, and informed him that I normally don't because I have a little flap of skin down there that makes me self-conscious (it's some weird leftover of the one and only time I've had hemorrhoids and it NEVER. GOES. AWAY.) but if he didn't mind that, I'd go ahead and do it.
Yeah, he left. Lol!
Cutie101
07-17-2015, 10:59 PM
Private! He came in with a few cents, started talking to me, requested I write words in th air with his ass and then came back with more money and took me private.
Ah then it's good. I thought u did it fro free. Phew!
SweetNSouthern
07-18-2015, 12:26 AM
Bf saw me on computer, started in on me about it being early and I should log off, but didn't realize that I was talking to a potential client...*poof* gone...
princessivy
07-18-2015, 07:32 PM
In exclusive, doing a smoking show, no big deal. I'm naked so I'm being extra careful not to get ash or drop the cigarette anywhere I might not be too happy about. But ooohh noo, no matter how much I try I guess I can't help but injure myself on cam! I flip my hair, trying to be sexy, and my long-ass hair gets caught in my nipple piercing and when I try to get it un-stuck it just pulls it. Cue my proud moment of jolting round, and dropping the cig on my already disastrous chest. Thankfully I had myself sorted out in a moment or two, but the mood was gone, haha!
Jinxxi_
07-20-2015, 01:13 AM
Doing a shower show for the first time, and I have a pretty rad shower with steam and stools etc. Was using one of the stools to sit on to use my toy, but of course I was covered in soap so I just slid right off! Landed on my ass! So embarrassing.
Violet_Z
07-20-2015, 02:04 PM
I love it when I'm doing a dommi show and I just lose it and can't think of what to say,to the point that some times the person will leave.
I've also got confused about the three guys request that where talking to me and what they wanted. I had the name confused and tried to start the wrong rp.
CharlieTen
09-16-2015, 07:59 AM
LOL I can't do domme stuff at all. I just pass on those shows. It is totally not in my nature and I feel like such a loser trying to do them, very uncomfortable.
I guess my biggest cam fail so far is queefing on cam...LOL! Everytime I am in doggystyle and I go back to the on my back position I always queef and I have tricks I can do so that I won't but some times they come anyways and it sounds like a gigantic fart! Embarrassing.
AHHH QUEEFING ON CAM IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE I do it too often and just hope they haven't heard lololol
pinklemonade0
09-16-2015, 08:36 AM
Lol.
Probably the worst was when I first started, I thought muting the sound on my computer switched all of the sound off and meant that people couldn't hear me. It doesn't work like that. I muted it and called someone an idiot and swore.
LaylaLovely
10-03-2015, 10:52 PM
Put all ur rooms on pause/break and go eat your lunch....then you plop back on cam do a nice burp before turning them back on only to see one guy sitting in your free chat .... Not to mention he hacked in or the site glitches because it was paid chat! Not free chat lol o that's what you get freeloader idiot!!!! A free burb .
Susperia
10-04-2015, 11:49 AM
In a really hot session where I'm being dommed and then allowed to have an explosive orgasm, not only did I have one, but I also accidently let out a huge fart....hoping he didn't hear it through all the screaming.
Glamourmilf
10-05-2015, 03:50 PM
I'm in an Exclusive session doing c2c, standing with my black strap-on, stroking it, and telling my custie what to do with it, when....
My annoying Roommate/Landlord comes pounding on my door, yelling out my real name! WTF??>:(
I tell her I'm on the phone and wait a minute, but its too late...My custie gets freaked out and bails.:-[
Thank Fuck that I'm moving out in a few days. Jeezus!
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SubSpace666
10-30-2015, 03:20 AM
This happens to me all the time. Especially in goldshows. Don't worry about it. I'm that freak that wipes it up with a baby wipe, sicks a soft cup in, and keeps going if the guy doesn't mention something or end the show. It's a natural bodily function, girls get their periods. There is nothing around it unless a hysterectomy or menopause. Guys know this. Fuck most of the costumers have probably experienced a woman starting her period with their dick deep in vagina.
Also depending the site that your on. You can make a shit ton of $$$ with menstruation shows. My period weeks I usually bank because I've built up a several good regs who are into that. And they spend well because not a lot of girls offer them.
What sites allow you to do this? an you PM me please?? I've been wanting to do this bc I've gotten some requests int he past, but I never really know which sites are okay with it or not. I don't usually read the contracts bc I know everything there is to know from being on here usually.
AlwaysAutumn
10-30-2015, 05:44 PM
Dude, your stories have made my day!! I know this is an older thread, but being new Im reading everything I can. You are too funny and have managed to make me laugh so hard that my husband finally took my phone to read what was causing me to practically pee myself. Thank you so much you are awesome :)
CharlieTen
11-07-2015, 11:28 AM
Just had an epic sub/dom session with lots of whipping, general slapping, moaning and pain going on. I was making A LOT of noise. I was in private for almost an hour and once it was over I realised my housemate was in the whole time and he heard the whole thing. Usually I turn the mic off if I think he's in because I don't want him to hear. So awkward...sorry James. I know I kept saying 'I'm a bad little slut' but I hope you can still respect me.
Chellyinparadise
11-07-2015, 02:06 PM
I was in a show before and had all of my wires under my desk i usually try to make sure they are pushed back some out of the way underneath while i work. Well he asked me to get up off the bed and do something for him standing so i get up and my foot hits the wires getting caught underneath them almost tripping me, first goes the camera flying to the floor cause i yanked it so hard when i lost my balance then goes my speaker on my desk which knocks over my external microphone to the ground and hear a big bang as it drops. Broke one of the legs on it as it fell but everything still was in working order. Im trying to pick it all up in a hurry and i look at my cam and the camera is on the ground pointing towards the ceiling upside down and i look at the screen and hes typing you ok over and over so i say yes im fine ooops sorry as im picking it all back up. My face is beat red and i just start laughing as i see the screen and thought damn atleast he stayed lol..Thankfully it was a good regular and he just laughed and said nevermind just lay back where youre safe.. smartass.. LOL i still crack up when i think of that show. It makes me laugh wondering how it must of looked and sounded to him when that happened.
Edited to add the thoughts going through my head during that time was fuck did anything mess up with my equiptment i didnt even care about myself or if he was still in show lol.. bad i know but thats expensive to replace luckily everything still works just the broken leg on the mic haha
Promised
11-08-2015, 01:37 AM
Was doing a show with 15-20 people watching, I was just going at it, and of course pulling my fingers out and rubbing them all over my thighs, stomach etc...during... finally I look down and realize not only have a started my period but I have completely covered myself in it, I sat up hoping people somehow didn't notice and began wiping myself with my panties, then I pretended like it was supposed to be a pantystuffing show all along, put them in to hopefully clean up some of the mess. I couldn't just cancel the show, because it was a gold show I had worked so hard for, and almost over. I didn't know what to do. It seemed to work though, noone mentioned it at all. Since then has happened a couple times where I started my period, and I always immediately go for the panties again lol.
Chubbybunnyraven
11-30-2015, 09:39 PM
I have this too, from the one time I got them which was when I gave birth. I've noticed that most of the guys either don't notice or don't care. I just try to fake confidence in that situation lol
Chubbybunnyraven
11-30-2015, 09:52 PM
I was doing a show with my husband and he was throat banging me, which is totally fine for me... But he just hit something and I almost threw up on him. Everyone noticed, someone said they thought it was hot.... So embarrassing lol
SuperPookie
12-01-2015, 09:26 PM
This new site I work on occasionally doesn't have the option to keep notes on guys and I just confused a dom with a very sub abdl. Guess what ? Doms don't like being told to hurry up and take me private so I can shove this binky in your mouth :(. Plus it was a guy who had spent a sizable chunk of money on me In the past I just didn't recognize the name until he left my room
LexXO
12-02-2015, 03:15 PM
Haha, great thread! I needed to laugh today.
Here's one from me. I was doing a vanilla show and just laying there with my legs spread when I realized I had left my bedroom door open. I realized because my cat had just waltzed in. I was horrified as I saw her coming towards me. She almost came in view of the camera and so I started kicking my leg in her direction to shoo her away. My eyes were wide with horror, worried that she'd ruin my show or get me kicked off the site for having an animal on cam. Sure enough, the guy left. I mean, I was kicking my leg like a chicken and looked terrified while dildoing myself. I mean, I'm sure that's someone's fetish, but... ::) 8)
SuperPookie
12-02-2015, 03:55 PM
This happens to me all the time. Especially in goldshows. Don't worry about it. I'm that freak that wipes it up with a baby wipe, sicks a soft cup in, and keeps going if the guy doesn't mention something or end the show. It's a natural bodily function, girls get their periods. There is nothing around it unless a hysterectomy or menopause. Guys know this. Fuck most of the costumers have probably experienced a woman starting her period with their dick deep in vagina.
Also depending the site that your on. You can make a shit ton of $$$ with menstruation shows. My period weeks I usually bank because I've built up a several good regs who are into that. And they spend well because not a lot of girls offer them.
What sites allow this? Missing a week's worth of work is killing me
Chellyinparadise
12-02-2015, 04:04 PM
Haha, great thread! I needed to laugh today.
Here's one from me. I was doing a vanilla show and just laying there with my legs spread when I realized I had left my bedroom door open. I realized because my cat had just waltzed in. I was horrified as I saw her coming towards me. She almost came in view of the camera and so I started kicking my leg in her direction to shoo her away. My eyes were wide with horror, worried that she'd ruin my show or get me kicked off the site for having an animal on cam. Sure enough, the guy left. I mean, I was kicking my leg like a chicken and looked terrified while dildoing myself. I mean, I'm sure that's someone's fetish, but... ::) 8)
Haha this made me crack up.. thanks for the laugh
Chellyinparadise
12-02-2015, 04:08 PM
That reminded me of the time when i was doing a show and i look over on the bed to grab a toy for a show and i seen this huge palmetto bug crawling on my bed i threw the dildo across the room scared jumping up off the bed and started screaming. I was freaking out so much that i didnt even realize i was back in free chat because the guy left and i was too worried about getting the bug out of my room and the guys in free chat were typing whats going on cause all they can do is hear me screaming as im trying to get it. Wimp i know but i cant stand bugs haha living here in the south they are MUCH bigger haha
Genoveve
12-02-2015, 09:12 PM
I was just in a show and my cat was in the background, I was watching him on my screen look at something on the floor near where I was sitting, I turned around and there was a spider right behind me. I calmly turned back around to the webcam and said "There's a spider behind me. I gotta go." And I closed the show and killed the spider. It was SO close to me.
euro_princess
12-02-2015, 10:18 PM
Two days ago I was in a gold show, pounding myself from doggy style. Was my second show after 3 weeks, so I was kinda clumsy. So clumsy that my dildo slipped out and fell on the floor.
Was...amazing!
customer: dance for me bb
your hero: Sure! (sensuously kicks over the cat's water bowl and spends the next five minutes wading erotically)
MistressX
12-13-2015, 11:09 PM
Ok at one time when I was working for naked.com, I used to have this guy who would come in frequently for fart fetish. So I used to use a balloon pump to pump my ass up so I could fart nice big loud farts. Well, this particular time I farted a few times, and then I told him I thought I had one more for him. Keep in mind, my boyfriend was sitting right behind my computer in a chair watching tv. So I aimed my ass at the camera and pushed what I thought was going to be the last fart... Oh, but it was so much more! Suddenly a poop nugget the shape of a giant bean with the hardness of a fuckin marble shot straight out of my ass and right towards my boyfriend! The table was glass and I just heard "ping ping ping!" My boyfriend stood up so fast and looked like he really wanted to find where it went! I grabbed the closest thing which happened to be a plastic bag and launched at it and quickly scooped it up (thank god it was super hard and didn't get any poop on anything!)... Omg I thought I was going to die. To add insult to injury, the customer saw it happen and clicked off LOL! Guess he only likes farts.. Hahaha
Hxchayley
12-14-2015, 01:05 AM
Oh my gosh, my second day I was deep throating my vibrator for a guy and on like minute 8 he's like "alright make me cum baby" so I fo gardcore...and I went a little TO hard because I threw up the cup of coffee I just drank. He dipped out and all I could think was HOW EMBARESSING. and almost lIke the dude could read my mind (or my face, I didn't look at myself in the webcam right after)Because he sent me a message that said "don't be embaressed BB, I'll see you tomorrow ;)" and I instantly was like oh goddamn I hope he doesn't expect me to throw up every time, needless to say he does lol I then took a 15 minute break to clean the coffee puke.
Glamourmilf
12-17-2015, 11:52 AM
When a custie asked to see me twerk. I forgot that I was wearing 'granny panties' for a guy who wanted me in them for my previous exclusive.
Woops! :embarrass
Luckily I knew this custie. I explained why I was wearing them, and we both had a good laugh.:rotfl:
heyho
12-17-2015, 01:26 PM
In pvt a custie wanted me to get myself off while telling him about my hottest sexual experience. I am super vanilla IRL and have no really steamy stories to tell. So in a blind panic I started to make one up on the fly. Being terrified that he would know I was lying and be angry, I delved into excruciating detail about what I was wearing, the day I'd had, what I was doing, where I was going, and why my "sexy coworker" had decided to grow a sexy beard (which obviously was the reason I was about to fuck him right then, but hadn't previously).
Halfway into my arousing tale of my "coworker's" bad breakup with his controlling and beard-hating ex-girlfriend, the custie left, no doubt with a completely softened dick.
I could've emailed SM to whine about the 2 star rating he left me, but no......I deserved it.
x)
SaraLaughs
12-17-2015, 01:28 PM
The other day I got my period out of NOWHERE (I have an IUD and never get it really, just minor spotting here and there) and started sucking on my dildo as soon as it was out of my pussy without realizing. I'm not a prude but that was just too far. It wasn't even a little blood, it was quite a bit of the thick, brown-ish stuff you typically get at the end of your period. OMFG, the taste... It was really gross.
Susperia
12-18-2015, 02:36 PM
The other day there was a guy I was hustling to take me private, we had a good convo and he asked if I was ready I said yes and he disappeared....so I made some remark like "he was full of crap" and then Bling he shows up in paid private....I was so embarassed. I didn't know there was a 20 second delay there before he jumped in private... I apologized, but still I felt like an ass.
Another time I was in a hot session fucking myself with a toy, and I accidently let out a fart...I just continued and hope he didn't hear it. He didn't react to it so I dunno if he heard it or not.
LaylaLovely
12-18-2015, 04:56 PM
With all these embarrassing stories... How do token site girls survive ??!!' I can handle an embarrassing moment on a one on one show ... But in public chat in front of everyone!!!now you got everyone holding you to that embarrassing moment lol.. I feel like they never have embarrassing moments
BadBitch
12-18-2015, 09:49 PM
Doing dp with a dildo and butt plug (the kind with the jewel on the end) in a Gold Show.
I inserted the dildo and the ENTIRE butt plug (jewel and all) went into my fucking asshole. I kept my composure but was freaking the fuck out in my mind. All I kept picturing was me going to the ER to get the butt plug out.
I was watching the timer go down in the Gold show as I was digging my fingers into my ass trying to get the plug. I was smiling and saying, "Oops guys. We have a bit of a technical issue here. Give me one second". My face was beet red.
I finally retrieved the plug and continued. I was shaking. After the show, I had to hit my break button and compose myself.
seicento
12-19-2015, 11:29 AM
Another time I was in a hot session fucking myself with a toy, and I accidently let out a fart...I just continued and hope he didn't hear it. He didn't react to it so I dunno if he heard it or not.
LOL.I just had this happening the other day and I did the same thing.But right that moment I was like :"omg what if he leaves,what if he heard,what am I supposed to say/do now?"
I went riding in reverse cowgirl hoping my bed would make noises and the guy will think the fart was a bed noise.But damn bed didn`t make any noise when I needed!
PearliePuff
01-07-2016, 01:20 PM
I was doing a bj and deepthroat in private everything was fine until he said
him: show me your thong
me: *took off my thong and hold it up to the cam*
him: thong thong in your mouth.
me: you want me to put my thong in my mouth babe? *shoved part of the thong in my mouth with the rest danging on my chin and trying to be as sexy as I possibly can with a red thong danging on my face*
him: nooooooooooooooo thong thong in your mouth stick it out!
me: *spit the thong out and start laughing my ass off* LMAO you mean my tongue! omg my tongue!
him: lol yesssss your tongue. sorry my english no good.
Luckily the guy had a sense of humor and was a trooper that he still managed to cum after the thong in my mouth episode lol.
BambiCutie
01-07-2016, 01:38 PM
Whenever someone asks me to talk dirty/insult them, I've sometimes had these awkward moments where I said the weirdest shit. They will stop stroking mid show and will give off this "Wtf" expression..
Cust: "You want to flick my small dick bb?" (He requested I shame/belittle him, so I did..)
Me: "Yeah that dick is fucking small, haha its so small I want to flick that shit, tiny as fuck it looks like a mushroom!" *repeat 5 times over
Cust: "...."
mint_
01-08-2016, 08:08 AM
^ Haha I've definitely done something similar before. When a guy doesn't talk in private and leaves the dirty talking all up to me, I end up repeating myself and look stupid.
I need material to work with, so when the customer doesn't say shit, I eventually end up saying the same words/phrases over and over.
The other day there was a guy I was hustling to take me private, we had a good convo and he asked if I was ready I said yes and he disappeared....so I made some remark like "he was full of crap" and then Bling he shows up in paid private....I was so embarassed. I didn't know there was a 20 second delay there before he jumped in private... I apologized, but still I felt like an ass.
This has happened to me maybe once or twice. When a customer seems like he's about to go to private but then leaves, I'm like 'you stupid bitch....' but then he pops in private. And I feel bad for saying it out loud. I've started being more patient and waiting to see if the customer goes to private before I think the worst of him.
BadBitch
01-09-2016, 11:28 PM
^ Haha I've definitely done something similar before. When a guy doesn't talk in private and leaves the dirty talking all up to me, I end up repeating myself and look stupid.
I need material to work with, so when the customer doesn't say shit, I eventually end up saying the same words/phrases over and over.
This has happened to me maybe once or twice. When a customer seems like he's about to go to private but then leaves, I'm like 'you stupid bitch....' but then he pops in private. And I feel bad for saying it out loud. I've started being more patient and waiting to see if the customer goes to private before I think the worst of him.
Yes! I do that often!
IsobelWren
01-10-2016, 05:04 PM
So. If you've just been sitting on the toilet for a long time you should not then go on cam and shake/show your ass. I had a whole room full of guys laughing and being grossed out because I had the impression of a toilet bowl on the skin of my thighs and ass.
GeezLouise
01-11-2016, 07:19 AM
I was doing "twirl bb" and accidentally farted.
Yup, I farted. He didn't leave though.
I decided to cam while the Crimson Tide were playing my stadium, so to speak, and I had a sudden cramp shoot through me so bad I made this horrible gurn face, grunted, and literally fell off my couch. For some weird reason the private ended???
SweetieBitch
01-11-2016, 08:03 PM
Had a fun vanilla exclusive with a new guy, then out of where like 10 minutes in, he says "Wanna try some BDSM? I've never done it before but it interests me." Now, mind you, I'm a pretty kinky submissive, but bondage (particularly self-bondage) is not really my thing. I saw a rope that happened to be in my nearby toolbox, and for some stupid reason I said "Ok, that could be hot. As long as you know I'm new to this... we can give it a shot." So he says "Great, tie up your tits"... oh god, my attempt was so sad and awkward! I had no clue what to do, and was also slightly tipsy, so I literally wrapped my boobs up like a mummy (whereas I'm sure it was expected of me to do a squeeze/harness-style tie around each individual boob... ugh, I looked so derpy.) He goes "Uh, this isn't as hot as the time I did it before." I was like "Wait, you said you've never done this!" He says "No, I've never done it with a camgirl - I've done it in real life a bunch, and this is getting weird." I was nervously laughing, bright red, and then I'm like "Okay, well shit, why don't you teach me then? You've done it before, give me some steps." So he tries to explain, and then the rope gets knotty and bunched up and I basically get trapped in it. He's like "Okay, no, this sucks. Get me off another way." I felt serious pressure particularly because I had already disappointed him, then he requested doggy style, which I rarely do because it feels so unnatural to masturbate from behind. I basically lost all my confidence and pretended my computer froze, but really just logged off and called it a night because that session turned into such an uncomfortable embarrassing fail. -____-
Edit: Plus side, he still gave me 5 stars even though I bailed! I haven't seen him again yet... Gonna stick to my "So sorry bb, my computer froze/internet cut out/whatever" story, and learn some basic bondage before we do another show, lol.
CocoaCaramelBBW
01-15-2016, 11:41 AM
Okay so the exterminator and maintenance man just left. Me and the MM are like really tight and he knows im a cam girl.So while we are taking and he asks hows it going,and i give my answer,the bugman is walking room to room spraying...EVERY ROOM. He finishes and looks beet red in the face and cant look up at me,even though its the same guy and he always speaks. Im like okay...so i see them off,go in the bedroom to get back on and it dawned on me.....
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See this and raise dildoes,vibes,lube,oil and lacy underthings with cam site open on screen but cam closed :covereyes
Promised
01-17-2016, 01:19 PM
Was skyping with a regular doing the same show he requests almost everyday (play with a toy in pussy) So after awhile he says "can you move it lower" I immediately get really pissed i'm tired of guys suddenly requesting I do anal when it wasn't discussed to begin with, yes I do it, but when I FEEL LIKE IT, and so I let this be known to him in my 10 minute rant, then finally at the end of it, he says "sorry, I don't even like anal I swear, I meant could you put the cam lower it's on the ceiling" lol felt like such a moron.
MinnieVicious
01-17-2016, 07:45 PM
Okay, something bad happened yesterday. I was on my period and I was wearing a menstrual cup. A customer asked me to finger myself, so I faked it by folding my fingers and doing that movement (lol :p) ...after a while, I started feeling something really wet on my fingers. I looked, and it's full of blood! Luckily, the customer didn't see that yet, so I pointed the webcam at my face and I was like ..."CUM on my face pleaseeee!", while I felt that blood dripping down there. He didn't finish until 5 minutes later...LONGEST 5 MINUTES IN MY LIFE!
CocoaCaramelBBW
01-17-2016, 11:13 PM
Okay, something bad happened yesterday. I was on my period and I was wearing a menstrual cup. A customer asked me to finger myself, so I faked it by folding my fingers and doing that movement (lol :p) ...after a while, I started feeling something really wet on my fingers. I looked, and it's full of blood! Luckily, the customer didn't see that yet, so I pointed the webcam at my face and I was like ..."CUM on my face pleaseeee!", while I felt that blood dripping down there. He didn't finish until 5 minutes later...LONGEST 5 MINUTES IN MY LIFE!
Im going to have to remember that "CUM on my face pleaseeee!",if i have a total breakdown of my prefered method of stemming the crimson tide lol
BadBitch
01-18-2016, 10:31 PM
Okay, something bad happened yesterday. I was on my period and I was wearing a menstrual cup. A customer asked me to finger myself, so I faked it by folding my fingers and doing that movement (lol :p) ...after a while, I started feeling something really wet on my fingers. I looked, and it's full of blood! Luckily, the customer didn't see that yet, so I pointed the webcam at my face and I was like ..."CUM on my face pleaseeee!", while I felt that blood dripping down there. He didn't finish until 5 minutes later...LONGEST 5 MINUTES IN MY LIFE!
I'm fucking dying!!!!! That reminds me of what happened today. I usually wear a Soft Cup for my period, but today, I wore a tamp. I curled my fingers when he wanted me to finger myself. I looked into the preview and it looked quite obvi that they were not in my pussy. I started moaning loud to distract him and kicked the cam up to reposition my fingers.
Melyssax
01-26-2016, 10:56 PM
The queefing >___< omggggg