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BeautifulJaleesa
01-30-2016, 03:38 PM
Okay, something bad happened yesterday. I was on my period and I was wearing a menstrual cup. A customer asked me to finger myself, so I faked it by folding my fingers and doing that movement (lol :p) ...after a while, I started feeling something really wet on my fingers. I looked, and it's full of blood! Luckily, the customer didn't see that yet, so I pointed the webcam at my face and I was like ..."CUM on my face pleaseeee!", while I felt that blood dripping down there. He didn't finish until 5 minutes later...LONGEST 5 MINUTES IN MY LIFE!
THIS SAME EXACT THING happened to me 2 nights ago lol wow. (Except for the cum on my face part). I usually use a tamp and cut the string but I was all out. So I decided to use a soft cup... smh and they never work for me.. I always drip. Anywho.. it was going okay... and I'm fake fingering myself .. (thought i was the only one who did this but clearly im not lol) .. and i feel/hear big period bubbles just gooshing to come out... i look down and my thumb and fingers are red. So i position my hand so that the custie cant see.. move the cam up a little and grab a rag that was on my bed and slip it under me.. rubbed my hand off on the rag the best i could without being noticed.. and just kept doing the fingering motion smh.. he didnt leave for another 7 minutes ...it was so awkward and disgusting. then another person popped in right after he left i said FUCK THIS and clicked end show.
BadBitch
02-08-2016, 10:21 PM
THIS SAME EXACT THING happened to me 2 nights ago lol wow. (Except for the cum on my face part). I usually use a tamp and cut the string but I was all out. So I decided to use a soft cup... smh and they never work for me.. I always drip. Anywho.. it was going okay... and I'm fake fingering myself .. (thought i was the only one who did this but clearly im not lol) .. and i feel/hear big period bubbles just gooshing to come out... i look down and my thumb and fingers are red. So i position my hand so that the custie cant see.. move the cam up a little and grab a rag that was on my bed and slip it under me.. rubbed my hand off on the rag the best i could without being noticed.. and just kept doing the fingering motion smh.. he didnt leave for another 7 minutes ...it was so awkward and disgusting. then another person popped in right after he left i said FUCK THIS and clicked end show.
Fuck!!! That's terrible!!!! I use the Soft Cup. I hate when it fucking moves!!!!
KittenBabyx
02-09-2016, 01:46 PM
Ahahah okay so I was on public and had a room full of people and I had a mirror behind me. I leaned back and the mirror two seconds later comes crashing down on my head. It hurt SO much, but apparently no one saw because no one mentioned it!
hyori
02-24-2016, 10:10 AM
So, I have this cold right now that mostly resides in my sinuses. The kind that messes up your smell, taste and hearing.
Cut to private with me and a custie that loves POV BJ closeups. I'm doing my thang, deep throating, dirty talking and although I may sound congested as fuck, I'm still rocking it, albeit very nasally.
Custie tells me he's going to nut. I take one last deep thrust of the Vixskin Bandit into my throat and I kid you not, a snotacular volcano the size of Pompeii erupts out of my nostrils. It went everywhere. It had the same physics as a Jackson Pollack painting. There was snot on the dildo balls, my keyboard, my camera lens, my floor, my hair, my boobs and my desk. On cam, it looked like an ejaculating dildo had exploded and from the inside out and melted. Who knew it was possible to produce enough snot to power a tsunami? If I could squirt the same say out of my vag the same way my nostrils slung projectile snot out my nostril orifices, it would have been more epic than Cytherea, (google her, she's amazing).
I was beyond mortified. I ended the private as quickly as I could. It was difficult...the snot on my mouse buttons made it slicker than two wrestling camgirls in an oil show. Who needs lube, just use snot.
I almost slipped from the snot on the hardwood floor. Thankfully, I survived otherwise I wouldn't be here today typing out this post to share with all of you.
Just my luck the private was on CB and I enabled the option for the custie to keep recordings. Hopefully, I will run into him again and so I can ask him for the recording and make top ranking on the clips sites for snot fetishists.
LustyLark
02-24-2016, 10:55 AM
No kidding. You certainly need to get a hold of that one. Don't let him know what he has though as he may try to sell it somewhere. Say something like I just want to show my friends what happened or something.
Procrasturbator
02-29-2016, 03:23 AM
First show with a generous, to the point fetish customer (my fave)... I flicked off my underwear and it landed on an outlet where my laptop charger & lamp were plugged in. I don't trust the outlets here at all since I had one spark & smoke on me a few months back so I excused myself for just a second to stand up and pick up my panties so they didn't start a fire or something... and as I got up I somehow kicked my cam straight in the "face" and knocked the whole tripod to the (clothes covered) floor. The head that was attached came off of it and I couldn't figure out how to reattach it so I sat there for a few seconds trying futilely to make it work before switching to trying to prop my cam against my laptop screen (it was still attached to part of the tripod so it wouldn't work quite the way it normally would.) He didn't seem to mind that much, but jesus that was embarrassing.
freyasnecklace
02-29-2016, 12:09 PM
So, I have this cold right now that mostly resides in my sinuses. The kind that messes up your smell, taste and hearing.
Cut to private with me and a custie that loves POV BJ closeups. I'm doing my thang, deep throating, dirty talking and although I may sound congested as fuck, I'm still rocking it, albeit very nasally.
Custie tells me he's going to nut. I take one last deep thrust of the Vixskin Bandit into my throat and I kid you not, a snotacular volcano the size of Pompeii erupts out of my nostrils. It went everywhere. It had the same physics as a Jackson Pollack painting. There was snot on the dildo balls, my keyboard, my camera lens, my floor, my hair, my boobs and my desk. On cam, it looked like an ejaculating dildo had exploded and from the inside out and melted. Who knew it was possible to produce enough snot to power a tsunami? If I could squirt the same say out of my vag the same way my nostrils slung projectile snot out my nostril orifices, it would have been more epic than Cytherea, (google her, she's amazing).
I was beyond mortified. I ended the private as quickly as I could. It was difficult...the snot on my mouse buttons made it slicker than two wrestling camgirls in an oil show. Who needs lube, just use snot.
I almost slipped from the snot on the hardwood floor. Thankfully, I survived otherwise I wouldn't be here today typing out this post to share with all of you.
Just my luck the private was on CB and I enabled the option for the custie to keep recordings. Hopefully, I will run into him again and so I can ask him for the recording and make top ranking on the clips sites for snot fetishists.
Hahahahahahahahaha. *Breathes* ahahahhahahahahaha
I had something similar going on, but it was a squirting dildo. I pretended it was all jizzlube
kinkydirtybitch
02-29-2016, 12:41 PM
I embarrass myself on a regular occasion but this one time I was thankfully filming my show where I was doing a sexy pole dance live on cam. Decided to be a proper show off and asked, while upside down holding on hands free with legs akimbo if anyone wanted to see me piss into my own mouth. Being too much of an accident begging to happen, I drenched myself with sparkling piss flooding my eyes shortly before plummeting to the floor, having lost the grip on the brass pole I was stuck to. It really did hurt for a second but the muscle tone I had at the time saved my back from being snapped.
Being into all things bodily, I too do a load of fart shows where a hardened little brown pebble is fired out along with maybe a little wee. Extra points for those.
Arwen25
03-04-2016, 07:03 AM
Oh god, I can't breathe.
Seriously though, glad your back was OK..eek.
I haven't really done anything too horrendous - especially after reading Hyori and Kinkydirtybitch's stories. I think the worst have been spontaneous queefs (cause on cam there's no telling which hole it came out of) and the dreaded toilet roll stuck to pussy when doing a pussy close-up. Horrific!
freyasnecklace
03-04-2016, 07:18 AM
I have a crush on a customer, and it is totally fucking obvious. We have all the same interests, kinks, etc. When I get on cam with him I feel like a like I'm going on a hot first date. It is embarrassing and disgusting. UGH. Get your shit together brain/vagina.
hyori
03-04-2016, 09:51 AM
So, I happen to be Asian. I like to eat and drink Asian things.
There is a tea drink that I love and it is made out of ground black sesame seeds. It's thick, black and smells like hot roasted sesame seeds. It's heavenly. Unfortunately, it also looks like liver diseased diarrhea in a cup.
Whilst chilling in free chat, I am joking around, telling stories, flashing tits and ass smiling ear to ear. My teeth dry out because I smile so much. The only time I really check my camera feed is to see if I'm in frame, and to check if my picture quality is decent and not looking like something out of the movie, The Ring. Hmm, that's funny, why does my mouth look a bit dark, I don't recall wearing such a dark shade of lipstick. Is there something wrong with the camera? I peer in closer to the monitor. I look fine.
All is well, I keep talking and joking. Again, I peer at myself and see that weird shade of lipstick again. The fuck?
This time I grab my magnetic locker mirror that I have slapped up against my metal computer cart leg. My lips look fine. I smile. Oh my lord god almighty, my teeth look like a cross between a meth addict and a British comedian. It's as if I took a sharpie to my teeth and decided to turn them into a Mondrian painting. Why didn't any of the assholes in my room tell me? Were they mocking me behind their keyboards, calling me cast member names from Les Miserables and just pretending everything was normal so I could shame myself in front of hundreds looking like I had skateboarded into a building face first?
Motherfuckers.
I won't be drinking big black sesame tea anymore on cam.
KPTfiend
06-17-2016, 01:27 PM
YAY! there is a thread!
1) Like my third time on cam in "free chat", this guy said "you want to make fun of my penis?" -- (I was thinking 'OOO FUN! MY FIRST SPH!), So I told him "Take me private and I certainly will!"
Well he pays my price and takes me private! (YAY) Only, it's this younger (25ish) guy laying on his bed strokin A HUGE PENIS! (And I mean HUGE my s/o is legit 8 and this "kids" looks bigger :o ) But he wanted SPH right? So I thought it was some twist on the fetish *shrug* So I start talking MAD SHIT to this kid, like "you call that thing a dick? I bet your parents couldn't tell if you were a boy or a girl when you were born! I bet you have to sit when you pee you lil prick mutha fucka!" -- all sexy but mean like.
He has no mic but stops and types "ROTFL"....
and I'm all "What you laughin at chicken little?"
He's visibly cracking up now and says "that's not really my thing."
And then my internet crapped out RIGHT THERE.
O...m...g......yeah....felt ssooooooo stupid. I couldnt even explain that I was confused he probably thought I was crazy.
2) on CB my first night was having fun but tips were slow, I was drinking Champs (outa discreet container of course on CB lame) but I got a lil buzz goin and just started dancing in my seat and having fun...and people started tipping! Like just one token but still...so I just kept goin then logged off n crashed...the next day I saw this:
Tip frombjlover####
Heythere cutie. You like to suck dick?
Tip frombjlover####
Why don't you come get on your knees and suck me baby. I wanna cum in your mouth
Tip frombjlover####
Or Don't acknowledge me. That's cool too I guess. Lol
Hahahah...yyeaahh...uuhhmm....Oooops? :/ I'm an ass...
JessieCox
06-17-2016, 02:57 PM
So, I have this cold right now that mostly resides in my sinuses. The kind that messes up your smell, taste and hearing.
Cut to private with me and a custie that loves POV BJ closeups. I'm doing my thang, deep throating, dirty talking and although I may sound congested as fuck, I'm still rocking it, albeit very nasally.
Custie tells me he's going to nut. I take one last deep thrust of the Vixskin Bandit into my throat and I kid you not, a snotacular volcano the size of Pompeii erupts out of my nostrils. It went everywhere. It had the same physics as a Jackson Pollack painting. There was snot on the dildo balls, my keyboard, my camera lens, my floor, my hair, my boobs and my desk. On cam, it looked like an ejaculating dildo had exploded and from the inside out and melted. Who knew it was possible to produce enough snot to power a tsunami? If I could squirt the same say out of my vag the same way my nostrils slung projectile snot out my nostril orifices, it would have been more epic than Cytherea, (google her, she's amazing).
I was beyond mortified. I ended the private as quickly as I could. It was difficult...the snot on my mouse buttons made it slicker than two wrestling camgirls in an oil show. Who needs lube, just use snot.
I almost slipped from the snot on the hardwood floor. Thankfully, I survived otherwise I wouldn't be here today typing out this post to share with all of you.
Just my luck the private was on CB and I enabled the option for the custie to keep recordings. Hopefully, I will run into him again and so I can ask him for the recording and make top ranking on the clips sites for snot fetishists.
I just about feel out of my chair reading this!
xxxluv
06-18-2016, 06:20 PM
Why have not seen this thread before.... every other day i get on cam I have a slight mishap where I have to say that was a close cam fail. Despite my oil spilling and I didnt notice it, my speaker (a tower shape) falling almost inches away from my face my accident prone self keep the cam fails at bay.
Then I started to notice my favorite chair to feel a little loose (a wooden chair which I restored a few years ago and painted purple with zebra cushion fabric). Maybe I did not want to let it go since I basically brought it back to life (it sure as heck was not the comfiest chair to cam from) but every day I would state ok I need to fix this or Im going to have a cam fail.
Luckily it was in private when It happened ( just logged off mfc and chaturbate). Im teasing a bit in the chair and the guy says can I see you lie back. Oh sure hon... I start to stand chair collapse wood goes everywhere tilts the camera a bit(so not sure he catches the complete fail) I catch my balance he does not say anything I hop in the bed so quick and reangle the cam he stays for another 10 mins or so no request just wants to look at me lay .
I wad embarrassed but more sad my darn chair was broken completely!
KPTfiend
06-19-2016, 06:20 AM
Lol....I Love this thread! Because I need to know mishaps are normal and I'm not just a complete.bumbling fucking mess and sometimes shit just happens.
I'VE READ EVERY PAGE! and thank you all so much for sharing!!
the thing that keeps running through my head, when I fuck up, and when I read these:
THE SHOW MUST GO ON! There's no calling "CUT" lol
mad loves! Keep on gettin dat $$$ ladies!
Semyonovna
06-19-2016, 06:53 AM
My biggest fail on cam is when a giant fly flew around me during my public show. It was really funny, my reactions, I'm laughing right now xD fly was attracted by coconut oil that was all over my body, I'm just sitting there playing with my pussy with the terrified person look, and thinking OMG what will I do, stupid fly, I can't just swing at it, I'm a lady xDDD
foxxxydiva
06-20-2016, 10:29 AM
I am snortle howling, stomach hurting, gasping for air crying right now. Everytime i do a POV BJ now, Ima start chortling. oh girl. Im sorry but this was everything. Your phrasing made it the ultimate.
So, I have this cold right now that mostly resides in my sinuses. The kind that messes up your smell, taste and hearing.
Cut to private with me and a custie that loves POV BJ closeups. I'm doing my thang, deep throating, dirty talking and although I may sound congested as fuck, I'm still rocking it, albeit very nasally.
Custie tells me he's going to nut. I take one last deep thrust of the Vixskin Bandit into my throat and I kid you not, a snotacular volcano the size of Pompeii erupts out of my nostrils. It went everywhere. It had the same physics as a Jackson Pollack painting. There was snot on the dildo balls, my keyboard, my camera lens, my floor, my hair, my boobs and my desk. On cam, it looked like an ejaculating dildo had exploded and from the inside out and melted. Who knew it was possible to produce enough snot to power a tsunami? If I could squirt the same say out of my vag the same way my nostrils slung projectile snot out my nostril orifices, it would have been more epic than Cytherea, (google her, she's amazing).
I was beyond mortified. I ended the private as quickly as I could. It was difficult...the snot on my mouse buttons made it slicker than two wrestling camgirls in an oil show. Who needs lube, just use snot.
I almost slipped from the snot on the hardwood floor. Thankfully, I survived otherwise I wouldn't be here today typing out this post to share with all of you.
Just my luck the private was on CB and I enabled the option for the custie to keep recordings. Hopefully, I will run into him again and so I can ask him for the recording and make top ranking on the clips sites for snot fetishists.
Promised
06-24-2016, 06:32 PM
Guy looks at my feet in free chat and tells me "those are the feet I have to cum on" he takes me exclusive and then tells me I need to first make my feet dirty by walking outside, but he'll wait in exclusive. He tells me no mud or anything I just have to walk on the side walk. So what am I doing at 3am? I'm running down my sidewalk with just a small sweatshirt which I have decided to use to cover my pussy because it doesn't wrap around to my ass. I didn't have time to dress I wanted to do it asap so the customer wouldn't think I was taking advantage of his time. I come inside in a record 4 minutes, show him my feet and he says "not that dirty" leaves and gives me 1 star! Now I got a bad star, dirty feet, and like 8 bucks for it....not to mention the neighbors probably think i'm insane.
foxxxydiva
06-24-2016, 07:46 PM
Oh, hes an ass, ban him. DICK how dirty could they have gotten on the sidewalk in like 4 min?
Put his handle on blast lol
Guy looks at my feet in free chat and tells me "those are the feet I have to cum on" he takes me exclusive and then tells me I need to first make my feet dirty by walking outside, but he'll wait in exclusive. He tells me no mud or anything I just have to walk on the side walk. So what am I doing at 3am? I'm running down my sidewalk with just a small sweatshirt which I have decided to use to cover my pussy because it doesn't wrap around to my ass. I didn't have time to dress I wanted to do it asap so the customer wouldn't think I was taking advantage of his time. I come inside in a record 4 minutes, show him my feet and he says "not that dirty" leaves and gives me 1 star! Now I got a bad star, dirty feet, and like 8 bucks for it....not to mention the neighbors probably think i'm insane.
Promised
06-24-2016, 08:35 PM
Oh, hes an ass, ban him. DICK how dirty could they have gotten on the sidewalk in like 4 min?
Put his handle on blast lol
vnms84
CanadianCamgirl
06-25-2016, 08:11 AM
The other day I was on my period, and I wasnt really into doing a show but a good paying indy reg messaged me and he typically only wants ass worship. I had a tampon in, and I didnt think to conceal it bc my pussy is NEVER shown during shows with him. He said he was in a bit of a hurry because his gf was about to come home so I was trying to get my lighting set up fast and I moved one of my lights on a pole and it hit my ceiling, the lightbulb smashed everywhere. I cleaned it up quick and went to do the show.
During the show I was moving on my bed and there was a piece of glass still from the light bulb I broke. My leg got cut and ended up pouring blood everywhere down my thigh/leg. Then as Im trying to switch positions to conceal it , he says he wants to see my pussy. So now Im trying to hide the fact my leg is dripping blood, and trying to tuck my tampon string at all once all nonchalantly. He didnt mention anything but UGH
Susperia
06-25-2016, 04:26 PM
Yesterday I was doing a show for two guys....one was a really hot guy who turned on his cam. He had just gotten a show with me about an hour before and was back for more. I went to spread my cheeks and show the guys my asshole, asked them if they wanted to see me wink my asshole and then a loud fart slipped out....I began to laugh and the hot guy immediately left............I was totally embarrassed...however the other guy seemed to not care at all.
KPTfiend
07-01-2016, 05:39 PM
So I get off cam, getting ready for bed, and telling my sweetums all about the private I just did. How it was a guy that I'd done a private with last week. Wait, was it last week? Or the week before? Here I'll just check on the transaction history annnddd....SHIT. It all hits me at once, and I am a fucking moron.
There were two people in my room that I'd done a private with before, and I mixed the one I took private this time up with the other guy! Why is that a big deal? Well, because the guy I thought I was privating with has very specific kinks involving his "girlfreind" "Karen" being a slut who sucks off other guys while he's at home wearing her panties like a sissy boy, sticking things in his bum and eating his own cum....yeah. So here I am going off about "Karen" and how I bet he's wearing her dirty panties with all those other guys loads on them etc etc through out the whole 20 minute private.
I was kinda wondering why he kept deflecting and wanting to talk about licking pussy (he'd never been interested in that before) and why he said "sure if that turns you on" when I talked about putting things in him. I just went with it. Apparently he just went with whatever I was saying too....a buncha shit....about another man's kinks.... *sigh* I feel really fucking dumb. I wish there was a messaging function so I could send a note and explain, but there isn't, so I just have to hope he comes back so I can pm him and appologize for the mix up.
foxxxydiva
07-02-2016, 01:58 PM
In the middle of a pretty raunchy session I kept seeing my custy make like weird faces mid stroke. I was like is everything ok and he was like "I keep hearing like church camp music." Sure enough my neighbor is trying to banish my demons and strumming the shit out of her guitar and belting out "Our God is an Awesome God," and other hits. Needless to say, he cut our session short. I wanna pull a Hilary Faye and show her how filled with christs love I am..
EdenChan
07-02-2016, 07:19 PM
In the middle of a pretty raunchy session I kept seeing my custy make like weird faces mid stroke. I was like is everything ok and he was like "I keep hearing like church camp music." Sure enough my neighbor is trying to banish my demons and strumming the shit out of her guitar and belting out "Our God is an Awesome God," and other hits. Needless to say, he cut our session short. I wanna pull a Hilary Faye and show her how filled with christs love I am..
LOL omg I just read your post on another forum about your exorcism and seeing it again just KILLED me, this is hilarious!
As for my worst moment, it has to be when I started an exclusive with a custy, and he asked me to moan his name, so I looked at the screen for a name and saw one from an earlier message he sent so I started moaning that name. after we FINISH, he goes, oh and btw my name is (not the name i moaned), and i realized the message i read was from the previous exclusive. Cue the profuse apology! luckily he was a good sport about it.
AngelMonroe
08-09-2016, 09:30 AM
So I bought a fancy new pair of underwear that I thought was super cute, and it's important to note that literally every pair of underwear on the shelf was folded so the front was on top. There was a tag on the side, but no tag inside the underwear, and I thought, "Wow, these are awesome and cheap, look at those ribbons!" So I put them on, kinda shifted because they were uncomfortable, and hopped on cam with the intent to advertise and sell them.
An hour and a half in, my girlfriend texts me - "I think the ribbons are supposed to go in the back." Luckily none of my customers seemed to notice or care, but I sure felt stupid. This is why I don't have nice things!
~Carmen~
11-25-2016, 08:09 AM
I thought I would revive this fun thread.
When you don't realize that your Minnie Mouse slippers are in the video frame until you play it back.:P
Arwen25
11-30-2016, 03:38 PM
LOL that's pretty cute, actually. :)
I embarrass easily, not helped by my almost crippling insecurity and anxiety issues!
The other day I nearly fell over doing a humiliation session...UGH UGH UGH. I don't care so much in vanilla shows, I just giggle and work the whole thing. But with domming I find it hard to regain my composure.
Oh and about a month ago I let out the hugest queef in the history of man. The worse part is: THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN KNOW IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL FART IS THERE! *whimper*
Ginnyyy
11-25-2017, 10:16 AM
I was twerking on the edge of the bed few years ago and lost my balance, felt next to the desk while disconnecting the webcam during my private show.
Teddy_Bear
11-26-2017, 12:16 PM
Since I moved to a desk from my sofa I keep tripping over the god damn computer chair and they fucking love it haha. Did it during a gold show the other day a nice sexy strip to start went to move back and went ass over tit before completely missing said chair again when sitting down to start the nitty gritty part of the show. Did they care? Did they fuck.
All of them were laughing, tipping to set the vibe off and having a whale of a time about 'where did you go' etc. the whole time. Didn't even get to do the show in the end and they all came back to free chat asking if I was okay and saying it was the best GS they had seen in ages while I sat there with a bump on my head and an extremely red face... go figure.
I guess it wasn't just a fail after all.
AuroraJade
11-26-2017, 12:39 PM
Having low blood pressure and standing up to dance on cam and almostt fainting, trying to keep being sexy while trying to not feel like I am almost dying . Happens multiple times a day for me.
h0ttie
03-24-2018, 11:26 AM
had a guy talking about riding his dick and seeing my ass bounce, i meant to say "you could grab my ass too" but instead i ended up saying "you could grab my dick too"
oooooopppps lmao
SapphireXO
03-24-2018, 03:48 PM
Tripping while bringing in my spinning prize wheel and the poster board it sits on my bed while on cam. So loud. Now I remember to full set up before hand!!! The items where too big and snagged on my door way. Major fail.
NitaBaby
07-23-2018, 03:26 PM
Yesterday this guy wanted to see my ass hole in pvt. I made it clear that I don’t do anal shows but he kept saying that he just wanted to see me spread it for him. He was damn near monopolizing free chat with comments about how good my ass must look in doggy. Eventually he took me pvt so I was like shiiiiid, okay. I spread both cheeks in a wax on/ wax off motion and ever time I did that my lips would spread too. Each spread let out the loudest queef I’ve ever heard and my ass was right in the camera. I had to ask myself if I farted the first two times like, “oop...did I slip?” because it was just so loud.
I “farted” in his face at least 7 times and the guy wasn’t even phased. Maybe he likes farts.
BadBitch
07-24-2018, 09:35 PM
I do Skype shows with a guy. He's big and from another country.
Almost every time we do a show, he falls asleep for a few seconds! Today, he was talking, telling me naughty things he wanted to do to me. Then his speech got slower. Slower. Slower. Then stopped. He was asleep.
I'm guessing he's narcoleptic. But, I never really know what to do. I just keep going and act like I don't notice it, but I do!
DonutMilkshake
07-28-2018, 01:18 PM
2 days ago, I managed to mangle my light umbrella with my light (the swirly kind) and while trying to untangle it, the damn thing exploded. The next day I stepped barefoot on a chunk of glass I overlooked. My cam space looked like a crime scene.
BadBitch
07-28-2018, 04:53 PM
2 days ago, I managed to mangle my light umbrella with my light (the swirly kind) and while trying to untangle it, the damn thing exploded. The next day I stepped barefoot on a chunk of glass I overlooked. My cam space looked like a crime scene.
Lol!!!! I'm laughing at that last part! Lol!!!!
blondhottie
07-28-2018, 09:35 PM
Went on cam with a bottle of stool softener visible in the background
Once two guys wanted an indie show at the same time when I was fairly new to camming. One wanted SPH and one wanted a normal masturbation show. I mixed the guys up and did SPH for the guy who didn't want it. He never got a show with me again. :(
caramelcraze
07-29-2018, 02:58 AM
Was twerking for someone and fell off my damn sofa. kicked over a couple toys and bottles of lube in the process. Must have moment for a first time customer!
Scorpio Girl
07-29-2018, 04:06 PM
Guy wanted to see my tattoo. I stand up on the bed to walk over to the camera, start to fall because of all the damn dildos all over the bed, try to steady myself on the ceiling, fell anyway and got showered with the stucco from the ceiling lol
XO_Alice
09-07-2018, 07:24 PM
My first summer camming back in 2014: I was living on campus and had one of those shitty door-mounted mirrors taped to my wardrobe. My client wanted me down on the floor, so there I was, grinding away, and the whole while there was this crinkly noise in the background. The tape on my mirror gave and the whole damn thing dismounted from the wardrobe, falling on top of me! Thankfully he laughed and wasn't mad. I've had a few times where I've had to maneuver myself into an impossible angle in my chair, too, only to lose my footing and inelegantly flop over in the least sexy way possible.
GanglyGengarGurl
12-11-2018, 04:41 PM
During a show with a new custie, he's loving me so far. I can just feel he's def going to be a repeat customer! I'm in my mode, doing my thing, giving him the best damn experience I can. My confidence is good, I feel sexy af, etc. He wants to see my ass and play with myself. At that moment, I internally panic, I hate camming doggy style. I have T-rex arms and I'm very queef prone. Lol
I do it anyways... I work my angles while trying hard not to suck air in. Doesn't work :/ He now wants me front side and toy play. I do my best to stall while trying to angle my body around without making noise. A lil one comes out, no biggie. Everything feels fine, and I'm relieve it was only that little one. So I give him my sexy face and quickly spread my legs...as I'm doing that I let out the BIGGEST nastiest sounding gurgle of a queef I have ever made. I begin trying to act cool and laugh it off...except every time I laugh, I queef more. So now I can't stop laughing and it keeps causing me to contentiously queef. As I try to regain composure, he leaves. He's def not coming back LOL
The final kick me while I'm down moment was after the show, I realized since I'm not using the old caster, that I don't have it recording. So now I can't even sell the clip to fetish dudes
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Miss_ShaSha
02-05-2019, 05:28 PM
had a guy talking about riding his dick and seeing my ass bounce, i meant to say "you could grab my ass too" but instead i ended up saying "you could grab my dick too"
oooooopppps lmao
OoooooohhhhhEmmmmmmGeeeeeee hahahaaaa this made me cackle so fucking loud!!!
I can relate. I've said similar *blushes*
Cutie101
02-05-2019, 05:41 PM
I had a member in private and I forgot to take notes about him, while being in the private. After the private, I went to write the notes about him. In my own language. I didn't notice one thing: I pressed on "message", instead of "notes" and only after I sent it, I realised the mistake.
Beat that :))))).
MxtressValleycat
02-07-2019, 06:57 AM
Knocked my camera flying, fortunately the guy found it funny
Miss_ShaSha
02-08-2019, 12:19 PM
In a foot show and it's going hot and heavy. I'm controlling his cock and giving JOI. I'm engaging in dialogue and want to say "suck my foot" but what came out was "smuck my foot" and as soon as I said it, I closed my legs (feet were up in front of the cam) so I could hide my face as I'm sure it turned bright red. Hahahaaaaa
lula_xoxox
02-08-2019, 05:16 PM
OMG I was just hoping that there was a thread like this for something I did the other night! The guy had an accent and we were chatting a bit in pvt while I got naked. I referenced a song as I exposed my pussy and I would have sworn that he said, "sing it for me."
So I plopped down on my bed and started singing. I thought it was weird but whatever floats your boat, right?
After a few bars (and I'm NOT a good singer) he got a weird look on his face. Between the odd look and the odd request I realized that he'd said, "FINGER for me."
I flopped back onto my back so fast you'd have thought I was a trap door, hauled my knees up and fingered my pussy with abandon and more than the usual helping of enthusiasm in an awkward attempt to make him forget what had just happened.
He didn't mention it.
This is one of the best things I've ever read :iloveyou:
StellaPurr
02-09-2019, 07:52 AM
Awhile ago I got some lube on my hardwood floor during a toy show, I made a mental note to clean it off when I was finished but snagged another show right after that one and it slipped my mind. He wanted me to do a striptease to music so I stand up and start gyrating around, step right into the lube, trip over my toy trolley and manage to take the webcam down with me. Also made the loudest dorkiest squeal when I fell. I was horrified but he was a good sport about it.
Miss_ShaSha
02-18-2019, 02:27 PM
This guy wanted a booty shake show. I'm a foot girl so I'm used to foot shows, but I do know how to shake my ass. I moved the camera lower and turned around to shake. I did this for a couple minutes, when I turned around to see the camera set up I eeeked. I had been shaking my ass halfway off screen. I adjusted position and he seemed to really get into it cause he sent a cam2cam request. The show went well, but hell I felt silly messing up the framing hahahaaa.
Bananabunny
02-19-2019, 08:21 PM
Had my mom walk in twice on me camming...She got shocked and closed the door immediately again. Yet she's stuck with me forever on the internet now on recordings if she's unlucky. Yikes.