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Mayrah
01-07-2012, 04:57 PM
^ Would be better if they made a option that would start recording the liveshow when you decide to start it, and upload that as a video in your profile or for "advertising"

luscious sadie
01-07-2012, 04:58 PM
it would be better if they didn't record you / post your show if you didn't want it to be recorded or if you could get it removed if it upset you.

Mayrah
01-07-2012, 05:04 PM
Yeah, that too

Cam_Model_Jess
01-07-2012, 05:51 PM
this happened to me too!!! It's still on my SM profile. I'm going to create a new account for DP but seriously... in the video they chose of me, my tits don't come out and I'm so new and do stuff that I normally don't do anyway. It's so stupid. I wouldn't care and it would be so much better if you were allowed to choose out of like, three clips before they put it up.. at least be okay with the show that they're letting everyone see for no money to you.

I honestly don't think they watch the show they're uploading. They put one up on my new account but I think the video quality is pretty bad, so it's not as upsetting.

They wouldn't remove the video for me, which is dumb. I guess most girls aren't willing to quit working for them because of it. I was.

luscious sadie
01-07-2012, 06:32 PM
yeah, I'm going to make a new account with DP anyway.

SugarWalls
01-07-2012, 09:08 PM
Well sometime last year my hair caught on fire while camming. I was in my tub trying to get my sexy on with the candles lite on the windowsill. While dancing I decide to turn around to bend over the windowsill where the candles were lite. I looked back towards the cam to make sure the angle and position of my ass was on point. A few seconds later I said out loud “damn! What’s that smell”. I stood up straight, and then suddenly I felt a burning sensation on my back. My damn hair caught on fire. I didn’t know whether or not to 1) rip my wig off or 2) dunk my head in the water to out the fire. I went with option two. There was no way in hell I was snatching my wig off on cam. Whenever I’m on cam, members who were in my room that night still reminds of that moment till this very day.

neliana
01-08-2012, 01:57 AM
Omg^^^ That is too hilarious! I can kind of relate, I used to wear wigs, and I know I probably wouldn't pull my wig off on cam even if it was on fire! Lol

maryjaynexo
01-14-2012, 03:47 AM
Sooo I want to add that today, while doing a gold show countdown, my canopy fell down on my head. After my boyfriend had assured me it wouldn't :P

shywebcamgirl
01-14-2012, 10:25 AM
Sooo I want to add that today, while doing a gold show countdown, my canopy fell down on my head. After my boyfriend had assured me it wouldn't :P

Oh my gosh! :O

aleciaxxx
01-14-2012, 11:26 AM
some of these bloopers are pretty funny!
as for streamate recording our private shows and posting them, we should get a cut of that. that's the only thing I don't like about it.

BlakeDahlia
01-14-2012, 11:41 AM
I was in a show, using my pipe as a dildo. I didn't realize it was still lit, some of the tobacco* fell out and on to my cooter. At first I thought I had scratched or poked myself, a second later I realized what was happening and I flew across the bed whimpering. It was really embarrassing. The thing is, I've done it 100x and that was the first time I burned myself. Now I'm really paranoid and more careful.

Purrfect
01-14-2012, 02:05 PM
Just now:

Chris: I love your hair. What is your name?

Me really cheerfully: My name is Katrina! And what's YOUR name baby? ;)... Oh right, it's Chris.. As your screen name says.. Riight..

MistyRose
01-14-2012, 03:03 PM
^^ I've done similar and sadly, more than once. (I weep for my sanity)

*guy enters private*

Me: Hello!
Him: Hello. :)
Me: How are you?
Him: I'm good, u?
Me: I'm fantastic, ty! And how are you?

.........

I mean, things like those totally kill my cool. I feel like this:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-gifs-classic-ballowned.gif

Purrfect
01-14-2012, 03:07 PM
Also, today, first time in a while I'm split camming and I'm on two laptops at once because I don't like the split cam software, it makes my computer lag terribly.

I have two sites open and I have audio in free chat in only one of them.

A guy keeps asking me questions and I keep chatting away only to realise I'm doing it on the site that I don't have the audio on. I didn't even realise it until the guy was like "I can't hear you baby :(". So I had to retype everything lol.

LaceyCummings
01-14-2012, 10:37 PM
^^ I've done similar and sadly, more than once. (I weep for my sanity)

*guy enters private*

Me: Hello!
Him: Hello. :)
Me: How are you?
Him: I'm good, u?
Me: I'm fantastic, ty! And how are you?

.........

I mean, things like those totally kill my cool. I feel like this:

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-gifs-classic-ballowned.gif

This happens to me too, and I try to just laugh it off. But now I try to always add something about being horny to my answer for "hru bb?' questions. That way, just in case, by force of habit, I say "how about you?" when he's already told me how he is, I can play it off as if i was asking him if he was horny too.

Oh, just remembered! The other day, I was doing a very serious domme session and it was really hot, until I stared right into the camera and started a cum-countdown with
"10...8...um 9....8..." it was so hard to keep going, but luckily he was cool with it and still finished when I got to 1! lol.

neliana
01-14-2012, 10:40 PM
Just slipped and fell HARD on my ass in free chat while doing a booty shake for tips...awkward! Lol All of the guys were like "are you okay?". I tried to play it off, but damn that hurt! I need to be more diligent about wiping all of the oil off the floor after oil shows

luscious sadie
01-15-2012, 02:00 AM
today in exclusive I told a guy to "hit my cock with your face". I hate getting words mixed up.

IsobelWren
01-15-2012, 11:21 AM
So, I have a ridiculous amount of hair and it's thick and coarse like horse hair. One of my major "tics" is that I have to wind it up around one arm and throw it over the back of the couch when I lay down or it'll get stuck under my body and I won't be able to move my head. Except this time I was in bondage (hands in front, since it was self bondage) and couldn't do it.

I flopped down on the couch and started squirming for him, all tied up with a ring gag in. My hair caught under my body and squirming cranked my head around like I was stuck in machinery. I looked like Steven Hawking. A drooling Steven Hawking with a blow-up doll mouth. The more I squirmed to try and free my hair the worse it got. I drooled all over my tits (which I'm sure he liked) but I started to feel like I was going to pull a muscle in my back or neck.

This had to stop.

The only thing I could think of to get unstuck was to tumble off the couch where I would get up on my knees, flip my hair out of the way and get back up on the couch. Well. Hop back up on the couch, since my knees and ankles were tied to each other in "frog tie" position.

"Hang on" I said through the gag, so it sounded more like, "Kang hong" and I flipped myself onto the floor.

It's only about a foot down, so I easily caught myself (no more faceplanting, yay!) but all the custy saw was some squirming, an unintelligible sound and then I rolled off the couch and disappeared out of view with a plopping sound.

Then I couldn't get back up on the couch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time, but once I was down there it became apparent that I wasn't getting back up with tied knees and ankles. I rolled my ass back and forth, trying to build up enough momentum to get back on my fee. I was grunting with effort and trying through the gag to assure the custy that -though he couldn't see me- I was still there and would pop back into view at any moment. I felt like a baby seal and sounded like a retarded pig.

I rolled back and forth on the ground, grunting, drooling and blubbering unintelligibly, pushing my cam table further and further away on the floor as I did this. I finally used my chin to lever myself back up onto the couch like some kind of demented inchworm just as I heard the door closing sound.

Peeking at the chat I saw that it was full of, "OMG" and "Hello? WTF are you doing?" and "I can't see you. ...Are you ok?" before he just gave up and left.

I managed to get my hands untied fast enough to press the "break" button and untie the rest of myself. I saw that he was in my public chat and I thought that if I hurried I might be able to get a bra on and hustle out there to continue the show. I did and was asking him if he wanted to go back excl and continue the show when, as is my habit, I flipped my hair over my shoulder to be flirty. It landed in the big ole puddle of drool on my tits that I had conveniently forgotten when I was in a hurry to get back out there.

Awesome.

But he DID go back excl and we continued until he ran out of credits.

Purrfect
01-15-2012, 11:33 AM
Omg LOL Isobel your stories are the BEST! :D

MistyRose
01-15-2012, 01:49 PM
LMAO, Isobel! Soundproofing in our house is lousy - my neighbor just yelled to me from downstairs to inform me she's cold, through closed door. I'm positive right now she can hear me equally well and thinks my wailing means I'm crying my eyes out. Well, I am, because I'm laughing so hard, but she can't know that. Seriously, it took me a few minutes to calm myself down and catch some air. <3

BlakeDahlia
01-15-2012, 04:01 PM
Isobel, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard while by myself and reading a forum post.

temptingmodel
01-17-2012, 04:32 PM
I tripped on my area rug today and busted my ass. Acted like nothing happened.

temptingmodel
01-17-2012, 07:08 PM
I fall all the time...I dont hae butter hands I have sgetti legs

LOL glad I'm not the only one. I pretended I was looking for my cat.

calicokitten
01-18-2012, 12:36 PM
Isobel I'm crying laughing.

I think my favorite camfails so far are:
Closing my eyes while using the Hitachi on Streamate, only to miss all my private customers logging off after coming instantly (at least that's what I tell myself) and logging out. Then I realize we're in free chat and I'm going away at it. Insult to injury: "Don't stop on our account honey!" says this dude in free chat. Sometimes when I lay awake at night I still think about how I would torture that dude if ever I got my hands on him.

Kicking over a floor lamp I'd pulled close to provide some task illumination (ahem). It fell on cam. Both the ceramic shade and the lightbulb shattered all over me, the computer, the bed and the floor. Naked, barefoot, covered in lube and broken glass and trying to shut off my cam ... A proud moment.

Oh, and there was that time the UPS guy came (to deliver a wishlist gift) while I was on cam. He rapped hard on the picture window in our living room instead of knocking on the door, and I nearly had a heart attack because I thought it was a neighbor upset at the noise I was making. I panicked, threw on clothes and went to find that it was delivery -- a vibrator. They saw the whole setup on cam so at least we all had a good laugh when I logged back on!

4urpleasure
01-19-2012, 08:06 AM
So I was doing a cam show for this guy, and he wanted to do anal. I have this long, but thin 10 inch dildo that I use, but it doesn't really have a handle or anything.
So I use coconut oil and oh my god, it go so slippery. I went to try and it put in, but it kept slipping, I couldn't grip it properly and it wouldn't go in. I had to try and re adjust it to get it in, and kept giggling, it was so embarrassing. So I started to struggle and lifted my leg up a bit ( no idea why I thought that would help) and noticed I was in a position like a dog peeing. I felt so silly and stupid I started to laugh. The guy also wanted me to pretend I hated the anal penetration and to say things like " no" "stop" and "it hurts, which I wasn't really in the mood for anyways because my friend was in the second bedroom and I didn't wan him to be freaked out. So I burst out laughing and said I'm sorry, I can't do this today, and logged off.

He came back 15 min later and asked what happened,and I said I'm sorry, that was really unprofessional of me, it wont happen again, and we did the show. He gave me a 5 star rating and told me I was worth the wait, but man that was embarassing, and I was terrified he would give me a shitty rating.

maryjaynexo
01-31-2012, 05:23 PM
Alright, this is kind of gross but still pretty funny. So I got my period on cam a few days ago. It's happened to me once before, but not like this. I'm in a pretty vanilla private, and start going to town with my fingers. The guy is loving it, but I change positions and my hand comes up looking like something out of a horror movie. I had no idea what to do, so I sort of jerked my hand out of view of the camera and gave the most bewildered "OH SHIT" look to the screen. He logs off immediately. I facepalmed really hard and suspected he would give a bad rating, but to my surprise he rated me 5 stars... and that bumped my whole rating up to 5 stars. I guess maybe he either felt bad or liked that sort of thing :P

CinnimonKiss
03-03-2012, 05:36 PM
BUMP!!! :wave:


Im sry I was checking out this post I made a long time ago and it is just toooo funny! bumped it back to the top of the forum. :shhh:

hahaha hope u girls who havent seen it , enjoy ! :yes:

MissEgo
03-03-2012, 09:29 PM
I giggle like I'm crazy when it's happened to me. I can't help it!! Doing Kegels makes it happen way less for me though... and doing a Kegel while in doggy style seems to prevent it! fyi. ;)

TheBrownFox
03-04-2012, 04:03 AM
Some guys love to hear the queefing...lol. It's probably because they think of it like "Damn, someone must've worn out that pussy!" LOL.

I'm pretty sure I've seen a queefing category on Clips4Sale. I WOULD try to make a video out of it, but I never know when the queefing is gonna happen. :P

Vlodina
03-04-2012, 04:12 AM
Some guys love to hear the queefing...lol. It's probably because they think of it like "Damn, someone must've worn out that pussy!" LOL.

I'm pretty sure I've seen a queefing category on Clips4Sale. I WOULD try to make a video out of it, but I never know when the queefing is gonna happen. :P

I've done one for clips4sale and not doing badly. I have queefing down to a fine art! ;-)

lissieBella
03-05-2012, 06:28 AM
oh god fanny farts happen to me all the time!, i figured out that it always happens to me when im on doggystyle, and girls its bad! i have a child so after that it got worse, it has happen to me on cam a lot! and try to explain to a member that it was your pussy and not your ass. one time i had a threesome with my man and my BFF (girl) he was fucking me doggy, while she was going down on me, all very sexxy and hot right? well in goes air and out comes a pussy fart, worst part is that it kept coming out as he penetrated me, and that she was right in front of my pussy! she giggled but thankfully shes a girl and gets fanny farts too so we just kept going LOL

roast
03-05-2012, 11:28 AM
Vagina friendly, boring old lube:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41soKeEbx6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

+

Alcohol based, hospital grade sanitizer:
http://di1-4.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/95/37/7c/95849709-260x260-0-0_Medline+Epi+Clenz+Hand+Sanitizer+Epi+Clenz+Gel+V er.jpg


+

Keeping these two very similar looking and shaped bottles side-by-side and within arm's reach while on cam


+

Wide open vagina that needs lubrication while performing


- (subtract)

Paying attention to which bottle youre dispensing liquid form


= (equals)



http://youtu.be/ZMkrk2MJYrg





Now the hand sanitizer is always like way across the room

luscious sadie
03-05-2012, 12:16 PM
hahahah

KarmaComa
03-06-2012, 12:18 AM
Bloody Christ on a pogo stick, here goes....

#1: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
I had a candle in the background. Cat (that should have been locked out )jumped up on shelf that had papers on it. Papers went up in flames and my fan I had on blew flaming chunks on to the bed where yours truly was pounding her genitalia like an asshat. I have been blessed with a terrible "delayed reaction" to any kind of peril and it takes me about 10 seconds to assess situations. My favorite masturbation woobie (a green comforter) was en flambe. I had a large Dr. Pepper from the nearby "house of assrape" aka The gas station so I extinguished the fire with that. I look at my chat and all I see typed from my client was this (spelling and grammar preserved)
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL UR IDIOT"

#2: Cirque Douche Soliel
I had a customer who enjoyed watching me douche with an old fashioned douchebag. You know, the big red udder every grandparent has stored in places you never expect to see one. I had mine hanging on the shower head. Well, I was a little overzealous in my douching efforts and ripped the bag down. I was in some kind of a "crouching tiger, hidden twatwaffle" position and the bag hit me in the head. This startled me and I wound slipping into a front tuck flip but the wastebasket my hand went in prevented a complete 360.


#3: She Knows Not When The Master Cometh
As a cam model, you know that most conversations with clients that begin with "wanna see somethin' neat?" does not usually result in anything good. Well, I had a guy who flung his New Balance Sneakers over his head and sucked his own pecker and proceeded to cash his proverbial check all over his big dumb lollypop shaped head. Fun fact gentle reader, I am a cumphobe. I hate it with a passion and the second he did that, I gagged HARD which catalyzed a violent projectile style vomit explosion all over myself, my cam and my laptop.
He gave me a large tip and sent a very kind private message. I still felt like a fucktard dujor.

BabyLove1981
03-06-2012, 12:30 AM
Ok........ soooooo My Husband and I started camming JUST this past Oct. We starte don LJ.com and while in one of our like 2nd or 3rd pvt's (which was fairly quick considering the whole 98cent promo thing)...I layed back to get screwed missionary per custy's request. My man is 9in thick. And we were pretty startled to be take to pvt.."NOT READY" We were not aware yet of the "fluffing" to get ready or the constant "rub my dick so it stays hard til pvt" shit... We did whatever they asked and as quickly as we could. lol Soooo, he goes to shove that 9in of "LIMPO" into my cootch and I COULD NOT for the life of me quit laughing, which of corse didn't make anything better.. he tried to play it off and "pretend" we were having sex and the harder he tried the more I laughed until I PISSED all over his dick and everywhere around me. lmao YEs I know SICK. But hey, after camming a while and learning alot I only wished the "toilet gamers" were there for it =P lmao

BabyLove1981
03-06-2012, 12:32 AM
Oh, and yes, he left quickly after that =P lol

LolaBohemia
03-06-2012, 01:35 AM
mine is a wee bit different but I have a particular circumstance that makes camming difficult at times.

I cam in the living room with two privacy room dividers (asian style sorta) to both block out anyone walking in the background since I live with my husband and a male roommate that I had a brief Dom/sub relationship with. It's also nicer looking and I like decorating it.

So I'm doing a large group show and really going at it. My roommate, upon moving in, was fine with me being a camgirl but after our split he decided to think it was "repulsive". I don't give a fuck at all about this but he has social issues where he doesn't understand that when I'm behind the divider at the computer...you don't come around and bother me. Even the viewers in my room know my roommate is incredibly disruptive when I'm working and will try talking to me and asking me questions, singing, making lots of noise, sitting close to my cam area reading and I've told him it makes me uncomfortable.

So in the show I am standing up inserting a large, pink double headed dildo into myself. Tits hanging out and looking into the camera. I was in the zone. Suddenly I hear quick little footsteps coming closer and closer and my eyes just widen while looking right into the camera. Then, off camera, my roommate says "I poured you a glass of wine" and is looking right at me like he doesn't even see I'm fucking myself. I just nodding indicating "put it down over there" and he said "I thought you wanted to try some." So I just retort, "put it down!".

He leaves and I'm just staring at the screen seeing all of the viewers commenting and laughing. At that moment I was more pissed than embarassed but luckily the viewers had been warned several times about him and understood I had little control. I was unable to continue performing and luckily had an understanding response from the room.

What's so fucking stupid is I can't even drink due to medication I'm on and HE KNOWS THAT. Seriously, it's some fucking agenda my roommate has because he thinks my work is 'repulsive'. I'm so tempted to put ipecac in his shitty gas station wine.

luscious sadie
03-06-2012, 05:28 AM
^ you should just kick him out. What a dick!

LolaBohemia
03-06-2012, 12:54 PM
^ you should just kick him out. What a dick!

Husband and I have considered it however he is on the lease and there is little we can do otherwise he would be so gone.

IsobelWren
03-06-2012, 07:00 PM
Husband and I have considered it however he is on the lease and there is little we can do otherwise he would be so gone.

Depending on where you live you can. If your landlord is cool I would talk to him about getting the guy kicked out because he's dangerous and weird. It's not a safe living environment. Remember to change the locks!

puffy_nips
03-06-2012, 07:08 PM
i was using anal beads and had it zoomed in on the action, then when i was pulling them out there was poop on the last bead!!!! ive never been so mortified in my life but luckily he said "OMG thats so HOTT can you pee too?!?" so i really lucked out!!

CourtneyRaine
03-06-2012, 07:15 PM
i was using anal beads and had it zoomed in on the action, then when i was pulling them out there was poop on the last bead!!!! ive never been so mortified in my life but luckily he said "OMG thats so HOTT can you pee too?!?" so i really lucked out!!

Lololol and this is why I am terrified of using anal beads :)

Browneyes
03-07-2012, 06:26 PM
OMG, i know how you feel about those fanny farts. They are sooo embarrassingggggg....and yes it usually happens after doggy position. I dont know how to stop it cuz its sometimes so bad i just want to crawl under the bed and stay there. I swear i was a steam train in my previous life.

Seductive
03-13-2012, 11:17 PM
Today I had a cam fail which came about because of my hubris. I was doing a gag on POV cock show and trying to impress the guy, I kept shoving the dildo down my throat like there was no tomorrow.

Hahaha, I thought, I've done gag shows hundreds of time and have never had anything happen. Yeah . . . I did one more thrust down my throat and when I brought it back out, along came two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that I had eaten earlier.

Sooooo lucky that I had a towel down to catch the spit or else I would have lost some very expensive items. I look up at the guy with spit running down my chin, tears streaming from my eyes, and a look of shock on my face.

"I'm so sorry! That's never happened before. O_O"
Doesn't write a word about the puke just goes "now some pussy play bb" and stayed on for twenty more minutes.

So I don't know if he chose to ignore it or at the moment I felt it coming up I leaned down out of view because I was so close to the camera. Oh well, at least I know my limits a little better. :rotfl:

lissieBella
03-15-2012, 06:45 AM
thats cool that he understood and just moved on in the show so as not to make you feel embarassed seductive. i think some members understand that we are humans and to those that dont i try to explain that im not some kind of super woman im a human being, i fart, i get sick, i burp, my pussy farts, i need sleep, i need to eat, go to the toilet etc

IsobelWren
04-04-2012, 08:03 PM
Maintenance guy came in to fix the broken fixture in the bathroom yesterday. He'd said he was coming by hours ago so I figured he'd just forgotten and wasn't coming. I was in the other bathroom (which shares a wall) getting ready to start a shower gold show on SM. There were 2 min left in the count down before the show and I'd almost made the goal when Dog starts barking her everliving brains out. Snarling, spitting, the whole mess. I run downstairs and see she's got the poor teenage kid backed up against the door.

I scoop her up, apologize profusely, and tell him I didn't think he was coming, which is why I had let her out. I tell him all this while he follows me as I carry her fat butt back upstairs. The whole way she's snarling, snapping and barking at him over my shoulder. In a bit of a panic I tell him just do what he needs to do and let himself out since, at that very moment, I realized I'm in my bra and (granny) panties and have left a goldshow countdown that I have no intention of backing out of.

"I uh. Was getting ready to get in the shower. After working out." I finish lamely.

He says maybe two words the whole time and seems like he's in shock.

I scarper back into the other bathroom just in time to make the final minute of the countdown. I flirt and chat with the guys, getting the last few to buy in. You know, typical stuff like, "Oh of course I'll touch my pussy" and "read the description boys, you'll see what I'll do in a show" and "You want to see my ass? Join the show!" and "Oh yeah, I love rubbing my pussy for you!" and I distinctly remember saying, "Yeah, I use toys. I have a suction cup dildo and a waterproof vibe!"

I meet the payoff and tell the guys I'm starting the show when I hear, very clearly, through the wall of the bathroom, "Uh. Ma'am? I've uh, finished the repairs now....I'll just let myself out. No need to ...trouble yourself."

"Uhhhh. Thank you! Eh..heh. heh?"

I had no idea the bathroom walls were that thin. Poor kid. He must have thought strange things were afoot at the Circle K!

Charlotteslut
04-05-2012, 01:03 AM
^Love the Bill and Ted reference :D

I was camming today, but not doing penetration because I'm menstruating. So I'm in a long private, using my vibe and spreading my lips when my bloody divacup starts to pop out and say hello. I quickly pushed it in and he didn't comment on it but my face was like O__O for a second there.

lolabunny
04-12-2012, 04:21 PM
Aaaaah my first camfail!!! lol sooooo during a prv, had a custie who just wanted to see me shake my ass (easy right lol) decided to incorporate some pole work....ended badly lol....the pole was slippery, decided to go upside down, I lost my grip and busted my ass FAIL lol! sooooo fucking embarrassing lmao even tho custie didn't mind and still continued with the prv anyway as long as I was okay....I felt like such a loser lol ughhhhh lmao!!!

Spinnerette
04-12-2012, 05:03 PM
I'm fucking crying at this thread! I've hurt my throat trying not to laugh so loud but I'm sure the people around me are looking at me like I'm crazy anyway. Dabbing my eyes with tissue, no joke. XD

maryjaynexo
04-23-2012, 07:38 PM
Bumping this for something that happened yesterday. Guy wants a panty-stuffing show, etc.... takes me exclusive, then my monitor falls over on top of me. I yell "OOF! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!" (My monitor is HEAVY), and when I get out from under it and get it turned back on, he's gone. Nuff said. Lmao.