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bigladyx
05-20-2012, 04:28 PM
Not trying to thread jack but I'll give an explanation. We mods remember (generally) what username is related to what violations. If you "troll" any forum that mod will remember. The more forums you get infractions in, the more mods will remember you, the less the mod community as a whole will like you and the more likely you'll get points the next time you put a toe out of line. Unbeleaveable banned your new ava, which (without checking) leads me to believe that whatever you said in the previous ava, you said it in his forum.

You're given 20 points and nearly all infractions (except for being underage or spamming) are 5 points each, so you have plenty of warning before you get permanently banned. Most mods (Kaia and I included) will give you a warning instead of an infraction -which caries no points- if you have no previous infractions or if it's been several months since your last infraction, so technically you have 25 points. There are times before you reach 20 points when you're banned for 2 days and then 2 or 3 weeks. I don't remember but I think it's 10 points and 15 points. When you log in it will tell you that you're banned for x amount of time.

There is a tool we have that tells us when someone who has another account (or who has had another account before) logs in with a new or an alternate account. Since it's against the rules to have more than one account (it's right there in the site rules) and also against the rules to "bypass administrative restrictions" like getting around a ban by making a new account it is policy for the mods to ban the new account. It's up to the mods' discretion how and why to ban you. A spammer's new account gets banned post haste. When it's clear that someone has just forgotten their password or is changing their name to be more discreet we leave it alone. Someone who has something like five different accounts but hasn't made trouble in any of them, we generally write to all their accounts and ask them which one they'd like to keep. Someone getting around a previous ban is supposed to immediately be banned again. Like I said though, it's up to our discretion.

There is a member here in CC who got banned because she suddenly went a little nutty after a very long time of being a valued contributor. She waited a little while and then made a new account. Kaia and I didn't ban her new account because we take her history in notice. There's another member who keeps making new accounts because she keeps getting banned for being antagonistic and drama to people. There are several subforums she's unleashed herself on so there are several mods who are in favor of banning her the second they see a new account from her.

My best guess is that since you had one ava that got banned, a second ava that came back and now this ava, people are watching you. Whatever you said, you probably said a lot of it and in Unbeleavable's forum so he remembered you, decided that you were likely (based on ava count and whatever you said to get banned) to make more trouble for him in the future and banned you before you could.

It is generally to your advantage, especially if you've gotten banned on account of points, to immediately write a mod when you make your new account and explain why you're making a new account and why you won't do anything to cause said mod more headaches that will lead to you gaining enough points to be banned again.

So that we don't continue to thread jack, please take any replies to PM. Since Unb. banned you, it's probably best to PM him.


ummm, my other avi, I had only posted one thing. I posted a thread where I said girls should stop showing thier puzzy holes on streammate in free chat because it sells them short. That was it.
I'm new here, what does take replies to PM?

JoJoX
05-21-2012, 03:47 AM
OH MY GOD, I was looking for this thread last week as soon as this happened but couldnt find it so anyway-

I just got some dental work done and my mouth started bleeding in the middle of a private. I had no idea this was happening until I was fingering myself and spit on my hand and blood was everywhere! It looked like I was on my period, omfg. Luckily, it was a regular who only just laughed.

bigladyx
05-21-2012, 06:32 AM
OH MY GOD, I was looking for this thread last week as soon as this happened but couldnt find it so anyway-

I just got some dental work done and my mouth started bleeding in the middle of a private. I had no idea this was happening until I was fingering myself and spit on my hand and blood was everywhere! It looked like I was on my period, omfg. Luckily, it was a regular who only just laughed.

oh dayum! that is crazy! glad the custie could laugh it off :-)

Vanessa_Paws
05-22-2012, 10:58 AM
I just had my first serious cam fail and pretty much most painful injury in months.

I just had a private where the custie want me to do a spanking with oil. No big deal. I went back to free chat, without washing my hands. Suddenly, a wild regular appears!

*tips 500 tokens* "I want to see a back flip!"

I think, oh, no big deal, I'll do the back flip. Acrobatics and contortions are common in my room, I was a gymnast. I get ready to do my backhandspring and BAM as soon as my hands hit the ground I slip and fall right on my back/head. UGH. My dumbass forgot to wash my fucking hands after the oil spanking. The wind got knocked out of me! I'm laying on the ground like a mentally diminished rolly polly bug and when I get up I see that there's now twice as many people in the room like "R U OK BB?!?"

I couldn't even play it off. I'm just like "Yeah, I'm fine, I guess." I got pity tips though. I WAS SO MAD AT MYSELF. NEVER DOING OIL SHOWS AND BACKHANDSPRINGS IN THE SAME DAY. I DONT CARE IF I WASH MY HANDS.

Frolic
05-22-2012, 12:45 PM
I was fucking with a dildo and I came really hard. Took it out and it was covered in white discharge. WTF? There wasn't any unusual discharge in my panties earlier today and it didn't smell like a yeast infection. I passed it off as 'creamy cum' and I don't think the custie noticed.

e-stripper
05-22-2012, 07:04 PM
I cam from my couch and have my laptop on my coffee table right in front of me. Last night I was riding my toy on the edge of my couch cushion when the customer asked if I could zoom in a little. Lean forward to scoot laptop forward, lose balance on edge of couch and go sliding down to the floor. Face first. Awesome :/

Glasses
05-23-2012, 05:06 PM
I failed.

I am working on streamate, and I always have 2 internet pages opened, one for SM and one for SW or facebook or anything. I decide to open SW and read a bit, it's quite quiet for me. So I'm on my bed in a really uncomfortable, try-to-be-sexy positon, with the huge fake smile on, occasionally giggling, looking in the cam, make some moves, playing with my hair while reading +looking at the encoder if I look sexy enaugh lol and waiting for the door opening sound. Nothing. Nothing and nothing. After a while I'm like "what the hell am I deaf? It's impossible so long time without anyone..." I want to click on the other tab to check out my room. And there is no room. Apparently I used the streamate tab for reading SW.

Also I have a gaming mouse, wich has a few extra buttons, and the 'forward' 'back' buttons are exacty where my thumb is on the mouse. 4-5 times I accidently pushed the back one when I wanted to click in the chat or accept the c2c request. Ofc it shut me down immediately. I logged back every single time and sworn by the book that it was SM not me and I was really sorry, "try it again bb?"

Tsani
05-23-2012, 10:29 PM
Also I have a gaming mouse, wich has a few extra buttons, and the 'forward' 'back' buttons are exacty where my thumb is on the mouse. 4-5 times I accidetly pused the back one when I wanted to click in the chat or accept the c2c request. Ofc it shut me down immediately. I logged back every single time and sworn by the book that it was SM not me and I was really sorry, "try it again bb?"

Ugh I HATE those damn buttons on my mouse! I've accidentally disconnected myself a few times by hitting that damn back button on the side. Anyone know if there's a way to disable those? I looked under my devices but couldn't find anything :(

HeyLex
05-24-2012, 10:44 PM
Not sure if someone has done this as well...

But I was having a pretty good cam day, people were filling up in my room and we were all chatting. I scrolled up to make sure that I welcomed everyone that came in/answered basic questions like where I'm from and what not. What I had forgotten on SM was that it doesn't automatically scroll to the bottom when a guest has typed something new, so once I was done re-reading I scrolled back to the bottom.

No one had typed anything.

I said hi to everyone new that came into the room and nothing. Complete silence. There was a bunch of people in my room and no one was talking to me! I thought I had done something wrong or maybe they were just a bunch of 'watchers'.

What I didn't realize until about 3-5 minutes later was that I wasn't scrolled all the way down! My guests were talking to me the ENTIRE time, and I was just sitting there thinking they were ignoring me! I felt like such an idiot. Definitely missed out on some sales for that one.

VictoriaRattie
05-25-2012, 07:33 AM
My husband and I were during our couple show. We were switching into reverse cowgirl and neither of us coordinated our movements right and I think we may have been moving too fast. He ended up kneeing me really hard in vag and I probably spent a good 30 seconds keeled over in pain before I was able to continue. Thankfully, not a single one of the people watching mentioned it.

PrincessLuna
05-25-2012, 09:31 PM
Also I have a gaming mouse, wich has a few extra buttons, and the 'forward' 'back' buttons are exacty where my thumb is on the mouse. 4-5 times I accidently pushed the back one when I wanted to click in the chat or accept the c2c request. Ofc it shut me down immediately. I logged back every single time and sworn by the book that it was SM not me and I was really sorry, "try it again bb?"

I just fucking, did that today. I was so horribly mad!!! lol But I didn't hit it with thumb, I did it with my foot! I was right in the middle of cumming and I guess I kicked it (on my couch) and I looked up and saw that I was back on my main profile page on SM. Not even sure how long I had been back on that page. Totally ruined the moment ;_;

Rosemary Rabbit
05-29-2012, 11:37 AM
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ThatOneGirl
05-30-2012, 02:07 PM
Luckily, I haven't had any total fail moments. Just a few smaller ones. Luckily, I attract the sort of viewers who love the derpy moments because it makes me real, I think.

-Dancing the other night with a chair; went to put my foot on the chair while standing on the floor, and completely missed the chair.

-I accidentally said my name (my real name) once when I answered the phone really quickly on cam, but only one person noticed.

-I've kicked my webcam a few times on accident.

-This one is everyone's favorite: I had a blue, 8" dildo with a suction cup on it. I also have a big red exercise ball that I sit on. Well, one viewer had the idea of sticking the dildo to the ball. I tried it, but it wouldn't stick, so I cut a hole in a pair of unused leggings, tied them around the ball, and stuck the dildo through the hole. It worked, but the leggings cut into the dildo right above the base/sac, so I ended up severing it! I broke a rubber dildo! X-D I ended up sticking the base to the wall next to my white-board, and wrote "RIP Big Blue <date>" on the white-board. One of the guys even bought me a replacement (he bought me a smaller version of the same one, so that I could ride it better; my regs are so awesome).

LilRedRidinGood
05-30-2012, 02:35 PM
poo on butt plug. yep. not funny, not funny at all.

Buddysmom
05-31-2012, 03:44 PM
poo on butt plug. yep. not funny, not funny at all.

Funny you should say that. I use a small metal toy for anal and have never had a problem with it (I also only do anal when I'm, um "regular" as the Activia commercials say), and one of the guys in my group made a big deal about how I was the only girl he had seen who did NOT have poo on my toys. I was like "I didn't realize that was a regular problem with others girls"...kind of ruined the mood.

Rosemary Rabbit
05-31-2012, 03:58 PM
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Vlodina
05-31-2012, 04:02 PM
Shit happens but I prefer it doesn't happen on cam. I douche before work. ;-)

Rosemary Rabbit
05-31-2012, 04:20 PM
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Vlodina
05-31-2012, 04:22 PM
I used to but it fuuuuucked me up inside no matter how I did it D: I am so jelly of you right now. <3

Fucked you up?? Pray explain. I don't mind too much information. ;-)

Vanessa_Paws
05-31-2012, 04:26 PM
poo on butt plug. yep. not funny, not funny at all.

Happened to me twice. On the same night.

IsobelWren
06-14-2012, 01:11 PM
While my assistant and I were sitting working on stuff someone came from the apartment complex to spray for bugs. He was really chatty and kept up a steady stream of chatter while he was downstairs with us. He went upstairs and was up there for a little while before he quickly came down the stairs and rushed out the door with an, "Ok-I'm-done-bye!"

My assistant blinked at me and said, "Well that was an abrupt change in demeanor"

"Yeah." I frowned

He smirked at me and said, "You don't think it had anything to do with the tray of dildos you have upstairs in plain sight, do you?"

"Oh no!" I gasped, "Really? There's a TRAY of them? I forgot!"

"Yeah. Three of them and a hitachi next to them. Plus the one that looks like a giant purple alien cock with swirls and bumps and shit."

Maintenance is going to refuse to come into my apartment soon.

ThatOneGirl
06-14-2012, 01:34 PM
Isobel, your posts are always hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh after a shitty day! :-P

Classy_Katy
06-16-2012, 06:30 AM
I had 2 embarrassing moments soon after I started camming on AW...

The first one had me dressed up a school girl and kneeling on a dining room chair, both hand on my bum giving my client a good view...he was a regular and being an arse man I decided to lean a bit more on the back of chair to give him a better view when..you guessed it...the chair went back and so did I, hitting the floor face first as I wasn't able to get my hands in front of me in time! I lay there for what felt like ages wondering if I had broken my nose or last any teeth. When I got up I had blood pouring from my nose and catching it in my hand I blurted out "sorry" to my client and closed the cam. I ran to the bathroom and blood managed to spray all over the white tiles by the toilet, it looked like a scene from CSI. I was so shaken and in pain I was in tears, unable to get my daughter from school I had to call my partner and ask him to come home! The client emailed me asking if I was ok but he never had another show with me. Fortunately I was ok, just bruised.

The second time was when I was in a private session with a guy on the phone and he suddenly had to go...I didn't realise he had left the room and it had gone into freeview, suddenly another guy appeared in the room and for some reason I thought it was a group session...I started doing my strip thinking how great it was to have so many guys in a group session until I saw someone write that I was in freechat...I couldn't believe it! I quickly closed down and went back on a while later without freeview. One of the guys who was in the freeview session then came into paid with me for the length of time I had been doing my strip...it was very sweet of him to in effect pay me for what he saw but I actually felt very humiliated doing the show again. I have my sound turned up louder now and the screen a deeper pink when in session.

HeyLex
06-18-2012, 12:06 AM
What happened to me makes me wish I had my own place.

My parents and brother work all day on on the weekends so I have to house all to myself. The other day my brother comes home early afternoon and rings the doorbell while im in a exclusive show. I had no idea it was him so I let the doorbell ring thinking it's a door-to-door sales person. Boy was I wrong. Next thing I know, one of my room windows is semi open for fresh air, I hear the fence to get into the backyard open and my brother knocks on my window! I was mortified. He starts talking to me to open the door and starts asking me questions like "What are you doing?" "Why didn't you open the door?" etc. I tell him I'm going to the door and the whole time my reg is sitting there on his cam, watching me and smiling. He waits for me to let my brother in and when I come back he just says "I guess you have to be quiet now huh?"

I'm just happy my windows are high and you can't peek in... that would've been even more awkward, if possible.

HaydenBlue
06-25-2012, 10:58 PM
I thought I had 'hi bb' in my copy and paste, but instead it was a video title, so when I pressed ctrl+v in freechat I got this:

HaydenBlue: BBW fucks Big White Dick
oops
hi bb
1LiquidLos: well it's big but not white sorry
1LiquidLos: racist ass

LOL

IsobelWren
06-29-2012, 09:19 AM
Filming a custom video of me wearing a latex dress, cooking and eating a turkey. I'm home alone, dog locked in bedroom upstairs. The camera is set up to catch me walking into frame, so here I am, waiting for it to beep and tell me it's filming. I'm attentively standing sideways in front of the apartment door,, hair down, full makeup on at 11 am, wearing 5 inch patent leather pumps, and a shiny, black, just barely covering my ass, boobs nearly coming out the top, zip-front latex dress, carrying a giant white, ceramic serving platter with a cooked 15 lb turkey on it. It looks like some kind of wierd-ass ritual or sex thing.

I hear the leasing manager on the other side of the door. Oh, she must be coming to show the apartment next to mine. I'll just stand still here until they go in so they're not talking over my video

So I am, of course, standing stock still like this when she opens MY door and steps halfway through leading a couple of people who she's showing OUR apartment to.

She's surprised to see me, then shocked and puzzled to see what I'm doing. She tries to back up, but bumps into the people behind her. The people behind her look like they're just totally bewildered. The things I'm doing aren't even coming together in their heads as a full picture yet, let alone the component parts. The guy is rooted to the ground. The girl sort of stumbles into the counter, trying to move out of the way, then bounces into the door jamb. They're all looking like they would think this is funny if it weren't so weird but maybe since it's so weird it should be scary so they're kinda afraid. Their minds haven't yet figured out whether to bolt or laugh.

I'm standing there, unable to move quickly enough to put the turkey down, unable to press it to my body (the oil would ruin the latex!) and there's precious little counter space to put it on, since I've cleared everything to this side of the counter to shoot on the other end of the counter. The turkey is getting really heavy held out like this and everyone is sort of stumbling around, making awkward noises. I need to put it down so I can explain.

Right as I'm wondering exactly how I can explain the apartment manager finally gets out, "I left you a note! We're. We were. Going to show your apartment!"

The dog starts barking upstairs and keeps it up this whole time. My arms are starting to give out so I decide that the turkey is coming down on the counter whether the counter is clear or not. I take a step closer to them/the counter, my arms give out and I and drop the turkey on the counter. It pushes wine bottles out of the way, papers fall to the floor and the ceramic plate makes this REALLY LOUD *CLANK* sound against the counter. It looks kinda like I menacingly threw this roast bird down next to them on the counter. Everyone jumps. The girl lets out a little yip sound.

I paste a grin on my face, trying to be friendly to make up for unintentionally throwing a turkey at them, "I uh. I didn't see a note um. Or uh, would have cleaned up."

The girl is starting to make some kind of sound and pull on the back of the guy's shirt like to get him out of the apartment. The apartment manager says she had someone leave the note on my door yesterday and adds, "you um, didn't have to go to the trouble of cleaning up-" They're all edging slowly, carefully, out of the apartment now. Great. They think I'm crazy and dangerous. Bitch gonna throw more turkey at us if we don't leave now!

"I was making a movie!" I blurt, nearly shouting

They stop. Even more surprised. Think fast!

"An art movie! For class! About. The bourgeois nature of meat eating!"

Somehow, this solves it. This all makes sense now. The tension starts to flow out of them. I babble on and on about how it's so wasteful in America, the way we raise our food animals and a bunch of other shit that I forget now. They nod their heads like they can kinda get this whole thing. They half smile. The guy mumbles something about a sister who is in art school at the local college. I smile, "Me too!" He nods, averting his eyes. The apartment manager turns her back and ushers them out of the apartment. She turns around to get her keys out of the door, "Next time I'll make sure you get the note."

"Or call?" I kinda whimper

She nods and shuts the door. They leave. I push the turkey into a less precarious location on the counter and flop into a chair, shaking from adrenaline

The dog slowly stops barking and I hear the camera beep to tell me it's finished 10 minutes of recording. Two thoughts swim in my head:

A) I wonder when the apartment manager is going to remember that I don't go to college.

B) All that action happened off camera. Do you think it's still good enough to put up on C4S as like...embarrassment fetish even if I don't have video?

IsobelWren
06-29-2012, 09:24 AM
Ok so that's the THIRD embarrassing thing that's happened to me in this apartment complex. I'm really glad that we aren't continuing the lease when it's up in August. We don't know where we're moving to but I may die of embarrassment if we stay here.

Vlodina
06-29-2012, 09:46 AM
Omg Isobel, I can't even imagine how embarrassing that was! Lock the door from the inside now, yeah? Could have been worse, you could have been at a crucial stage eating the turkey and then you would have needed to cook a new one! ;-)

milliauna
06-30-2012, 12:27 AM
*sighs*...So I had just got into a private and I was dancing around and playing with my boobs through my bra, then asked if he wanted me to bend over so that he can see my ass. Of couse he said "yes," and as soon as I turned around to bend over.
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I screamed like a little bizzz-itch because there was a big ass spider! Needless to say, I handled the private well even though I was scared as fuck that that spider was going to climb on me whilst fucking myself!

neliana
07-03-2012, 11:19 PM
I was doing an anal toy show and half my tampon literally popped out! (ran out of sponges so I just put in a tampon and tucked the string in) Like my pussy muscles just squeezed it out or something lol. So embarrassing. I guess the guy didn't notice though, he stayed in private for awhile longer and rated me a 5

funismymiddlename
07-04-2012, 11:28 AM
omg I was just in private with a regular. during the toy show he said I'm sorry for asking so many questions I said fuck you. lol I meant to say fuck me that's what I usually say during my shows. he exited the show and idk how to send him a message there to say sorry. fml My acting skills haven't been up to par I've been not so into camming lately.

Vlodina
07-04-2012, 12:53 PM
omg I was just in private with a regular. during the toy show he said I'm sorry for asking so many questions I said fuck you. lol I meant to say fuck me that's what I usually say during my shows. he exited the show and idk how to send him a message there to say sorry. fml My acting skills haven't been up to par I've been not so into camming lately.

You almost made me piss myself, that is hilarious! Awkward nevertheless! Xx

Cammi
07-05-2012, 08:38 AM
So I'm in the middle of a private with a short guy who likes tall girls and I'm talking about this tiny 5'2'' guy I totally dated for reals yes baby it really happened, and so he asks about the guy's cock and I say it's 7 inches. He replies "oh so he's got 2 inches on me" and then asks me to make fun of him for being short. So I'm thinking 'oh right, bit of SPH, no worries I love dat shit' and launch into my whole playbook of insults. Well, after a minute or two of that he types a message:

"...Hehe I meant for my height, sweety"

Total fucking cringe. I fall to my knees to apologise - or at least, I would have if I wasn't already on my knees - and then start giving him what he really wanted, all the time wondering what he thought when the crazy girl on the internet started insulting his dick. But somehow he ended up staying in pvt for another 5 mins and still rated me 5 at the end :D

ZxZ
07-08-2012, 03:02 AM
This thread gave me a MUCH needed laugh. Things have been so tough lately, feels like a never-ending weight. ANYWAY...my embarrassing moment (in my relatively short cam career) was..

I was in a pvt show and the guy was getting into watching me do oral on a dildo. Kept telling me things like suck it harder, deeper..etc etc.
Then he says i want to cover your face.
..but i took it as, he wants me to cover UP my face.
Was a little offended, but figured "whatever"...hes paying, so ok.
So i got a cloth and covered up my face whilst leaving the dildo sticking out from it..
He protested saying "NO! I mean i want to cover your face with my cum"...
I totally and utterly bursted out laughing.....and he left.. Oops lol!!

Milaa
07-08-2012, 04:53 AM
Costumer: What cup size do you have?
Me: cup C -silence- and you?

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blonde_facepalm-1.png

ThatOneGirl
07-08-2012, 11:34 AM
I had a June bug fly into the room when I was in free chat one night. Luckily it was while I was just hanging out and chatting with a bunch of my regulars; they got a laugh out of me freaking out and trapping it in a box. I've got some pretty chill regulars. :-)

IsobelWren
07-18-2012, 06:19 AM
I was thinking about this today when someone knocked on the door while I was filming. Don't know if I mentioned it. Before we moved I gave away a good quantity of video tapes. I told the guy who was coming to pick them up that I'd put them on the lawn and he should just grab them and not worry about saying hi. Since I didn't expect anyone to knock on the door I was doing a cam-a-thon. Full makeup, bra and panties. In between shows, someone hammered on the door and shouted, "HEY!" so urgently that I jumped up and ran to the door.

Unbeknownst to me, my roomies had the door open, just the screen shut. I ran right into full view of this old, lecherous looking guy. He grinned and said, "Thanks for the tapes...." He did a Chuck Bass mouth caress* before he finished his sentence, "and the view." I wrinkled my nose and said what I tell the postwoman when she comes while I'm in cam makeup, "I was getting ready for a date." (even tho it was only mid afternoon). He smiled like "Oh sure. You did this just for me. Why else leave the door open?" and left the porch. He texted me about twenty minutes later and told me that he'd like to see more some time. I blocked his number.

*If you watch Gossip Girl that will make sense, the way he wipes over the corners of his mouth when he's thinking/thinks he's done something clever. Otherwise, sorry, I tried to find a picture but couldn't.

housewench
07-18-2012, 09:11 AM
^ ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Pottymouth101
07-18-2012, 09:29 AM
Two days ago I bought a flourecent pink lace thong. VERY BRIGHT. Wore it on cam and after I took it off in the show I bent over to "spread em", and thats when I saw them. Neon pink fuzzies in my ass. Looking over my shoulder I started to freak out cuz I didnt know what it was at first. The lace had frayed in my butt! The guys in the show were cracking up.

Vlodina
07-18-2012, 09:52 AM
I bought a fluorescent orange thong for cam. Whatever I do the colour doesn't look right! It shows on cam as a funny dirty pink! Grr! Where am I meant to show it off?!

Pottymouth101
07-18-2012, 10:08 AM
I bought a fluorescent orange thong for cam. Whatever I do the colour doesn't look right! It shows on cam as a funny dirty pink! Grr! Where am I meant to show it off?!

U could do a blacklight show? I dunno, just watch out for the neon fuzzies. Hmm that might look kinda cool. Kinda like neon glitter? Fuck me Ive been camming waaay to much lately.

Vlodina
07-18-2012, 11:02 AM
U could do a blacklight show? I dunno, just watch out for the neon fuzzies. Hmm that might look kinda cool. Kinda like neon glitter? Fuck me Ive been camming waaay to much lately.

Blacklights are more for MFC, my sites are a bit more wham bam normally. AND I would need to buy a blacklight... Unless... I could get a fluorescent dildo and also paint my pussy and ass white so that it shows up! Just my disembodied lady holes and a toy! Pmsl!

Timor
07-18-2012, 06:04 PM
Was doing a pvt for a guy, had his cam and audio turned on. We're talking away to each other. I have 'sexy music' playing in the background. I'm going at it with a glass dildo and suddenly Josh Groban's "you are loved" starts playing. It made me feel so awkward (oh yeah, bb, sex me to Josh Groban) and I veryveryvery nearly starting laughing on cam. No idea how that song got mixed into my 'sexy' playlist.

KimKlass
07-18-2012, 06:28 PM
First night camming ever was on SM. I had no clue what a pvt looked like, so this guy was able to trick me into thinking we were in pvt by putting some icon that said "pvt" by his name. I proceeded to give a free 10 min. dildo show for all to see! I didn't see all the guys saying "hey you're not pvt!" because the encoder was blocking my view. Sooo embarrassing! I hate SM for many reasons ...

Classy_Katy
07-18-2012, 10:53 PM
First night camming ever was on SM. I had no clue what a pvt looked like, so this guy was able to trick me into thinking we were in pvt by putting some icon that said "pvt" by his name. I proceeded to give a free 10 min. dildo show for all to see! I didn't see all the guys saying "hey you're not pvt!" because the encoder was blocking my view. Sooo embarrassing! I hate SM for many reasons ...

I had this too in my early days on Adultwork...a guy in a show left and I didn't realise, when I saw more guys in the room I thought I was in a group session and carried on, eventually I saw someone write that I was in free...God I almost died, I was so upset. I now have the volume higher so I can clearly hear the sound when the show ends and I have the paid screen in a darker pink.

Jessica1001
07-18-2012, 11:54 PM
I just showed off my Always Plus Maxi wings in pvt. Oooooooooooooooooooops! :-/


Isobel please sell that camfail audio! Or at least post it here! I laughed my face off! :-) Definitely keep it for the grandkids.. they will love that shit. :-)

Vanessa_Paws
07-19-2012, 12:39 AM
First night camming ever was on SM. I had no clue what a pvt looked like, so this guy was able to trick me into thinking we were in pvt by putting some icon that said "pvt" by his name. I proceeded to give a free 10 min. dildo show for all to see! I didn't see all the guys saying "hey you're not pvt!" because the encoder was blocking my view. Sooo embarrassing! I hate SM for many reasons ...

Pretty much same thing happened to me except flipped. Guys were filling up in private and I didn't think it was private, I still thought it was free chat, and they were like "lets see those boobs, baby"

and I was like "mmm I don't show my boobs here, babe, only in private!" D'OH

they stayed for like a minute, slowly leaving one by one

lmao

then someone finally took me to exclusive which just confused me more. this, all, by the way, happened 3 weeks ago. SM confuses the hell out of me.

doublerainbow
07-19-2012, 01:15 AM
Not too -too- embarrassing, but it happened tonight on my 2nd night of camming ever. I was on MFC, chatting it up with the fellas, and someone tipped me to roll back away from the cam in my chair to give a better view for a sec. Well, my chair has a screwed up wheel and takes some effort to roll, but I did it.... and rolled right onto my big toe in the process.

I played it off for like 2 seconds before realizing how bad it hurt (the skin was pulled back from my nail a little and it was already bruising DX) so I just started freaking out as cutely as I could manage, explaining what happened and complaining about how much it hurt. Haha, it was funny because everyone was cracking up and I even got a tip "to make my toe feel better." Aww.

maryjaynexo
07-19-2012, 01:19 AM
So I have this fan next to my bed because lately I've been sweating like a nun in a cucumber field. This particular fan, thanks to my ENORMOUS fat black cat, has the front cage broken off. Basically, it's a spinning wheel of death close to my head/body. But it keeps me cool, and I'm really sensitive to the heat. I have one of my lamps next to this fan on the table. Mid-free chat, I reach up to adjust the lamp, it falls over, and crashes into the spinning blades with a really loud FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT and I literally screamed.

Next story, about that same cat: he's very needy. And he's also the kind of cat that 'talks', in a really low-pitched meow, to almost everything you say. Add this to the fact that he is both largely built and fat, and yes, we do indeed have a problem.

Cat decides it is time to be petted while I am cavorting in my underwear. I shoo him away and continue on. He protests this with a baritone meow, jumps on the bed, puts his paws up on my chest and starts 'kneading' my tits. I push him down. He howls again, but won't get off the bed. I try to roll him off like a barrel. He's not having it. Finally, I let him sit there, telling myself that if I got a private, I'd kick him off. Meanwhile, everyone is making the obvious pussy jokes while he's chilling his big butt out on top of my leg, sprawled out. Then, he starts meowing. Every two words I say. Meow. Meow. PET ME WOMAN, PET ME!

....I just logged off and took a nap.

The perpetrator:
31140

housewench
07-19-2012, 10:49 AM
"Do a barrel roll!"

"NO BITCH, PET ME."