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IsobelWren
01-23-2013, 10:26 PM
I'm getting over a cold. I feel fine, it's just this persistent tickle in my throat that makes me cough. I don't have to outright cough, most of the time, just clear my throat. I thought that was fine, since -except to a small group of fetishists- coughing isn't terribly sexy.
Then I realized it sounds like I'm laughing, or hmphing, or being sarcastic.
"Oh baby! Yeah! I want you to fuck my pussy *hem*! Yes! I love sucking your cock *quiet subtle cough*! Your dick is so big *small choking sound*"
No wonder all my shows have been so short these last few days.
VoluptiousBriadda
01-24-2013, 01:22 AM
I'm getting over a cold. I feel fine, it's just this persistent tickle in my throat that makes me cough. I don't have to outright cough, most of the time, just clear my throat. I thought that was fine, since -except to a small group of fetishists- coughing isn't terribly sexy.
Then I realized it sounds like I'm laughing, or hmphing, or being sarcastic.
"Oh baby! Yeah! I want you to fuck my pussy *hem*! Yes! I love sucking your cock *quiet subtle cough*! Your dick is so big *small choking sound*"
No wonder all my shows have been so short these last few days.
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:rotfl:
VoluptiousBriadda
01-24-2013, 01:38 AM
I spent the night at my mom's on a night that is usually my camming night. Because I sleep in my old room when I go over there, I decided once she went to bed, I would get on and cam. Well, I finally get on, and I get a private chat with three guys in there. I finally get undressed and am in doggy style with my ass towards the cam (and the door) and all of a sudden my door opens. I think I jumped about three feet in the air and spun around with the most horrified look on my face and can feel myself about to burst into tears... when I realized it was just my mom's cat. So I sat there for a few seconds trying to calm myself down... until I realize the three guys are still in my private chat. So embarrassing. They still don't let me live it down.
Just totally pictured you jumping in the air and spinning around like a scared cat lol poor thing!
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takiaya
01-24-2013, 01:52 AM
I make my lotion show topic on myfreecams, I tell the guys I will be right back, I go grab a huge bottle of lotion, see the bf nowhere so I think hes not home, or went to the store so whatever, get back in my room all excited, I start the show teasing the guys, trying to get a few additional tips during it...I'm not reading what they are saying, focused on my lotion show, I read what they are typing, and one of the guys had typed, whose that peeking in? Is it your brother? and another one said, invite him in to help. I go wuh? and I realize in the corner of the cam you can see my door and my bf has appeared and is spying! I checked the first thing I could reach...(a dildo XD) and chuck it at the door, and jerk the camera from pointed anywhere near there and point it at me and the wall. and pretended nothing had happened and continued my show, they guys stopped asking apparently realizing I wasnt going to talk about it...
I was 10 minutes into a masturbation pvt show early this week when I went to switch hands realized my hand was covered red...and he had stopped typing harder, faster, etc...nice way to realize my semi-monthly was here...ugh that always happens, my birthcontrol is weird so I cant plan my monthly, it comes or it doesnt and when it does its random and for some unknown reason always when Im in a show! UGH...
TrissyWaldorf
01-24-2013, 05:24 AM
Just totally pictured you jumping in the air and spinning around like a scared cat lol poor thing!
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That is exactly what I looked like! Hahahaha.
VoluptiousBriadda
01-24-2013, 03:08 PM
That is exactly what I looked like! Hahahaha.
Aaaand what you would have looked like had you just walked away instead :D
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TrissyWaldorf
01-25-2013, 04:58 AM
Hahaha, Voluptious, where do you find all these cat things?! I want to save them all!!! Lol
VoluptiousBriadda
01-25-2013, 10:14 AM
Hahaha, Voluptious, where do you find all these cat things?! I want to save them all!!! Lol
Girl all over the place!Theres whole tumblr's dedicated to scared kitties,mad kitties,kitty paws etc
Theres one stop shop GIF sites as well that have different categories,which are great when you want to post but you arent exactly sure what kind of GIF you want yet
I personally LOVE the kitty GIF's so i try to look at those first to see if i can find one that matches what im trying to convey,super easy really!
HornyHeidiBush
01-25-2013, 11:59 AM
LOL I can't do domme stuff at all. I just pass on those shows. It is totally not in my nature and I feel like such a loser trying to do them, very uncomfortable.
I guess my biggest cam fail so far is queefing on cam...LOL! Everytime I am in doggystyle and I go back to the on my back position I always queef and I have tricks I can do so that I won't but some times they come anyways and it sounds like a gigantic fart! Embarrassing.
OMG, I've done this! Worst thing is, it was a recorded show for a paysite I'm on, so LOADS of the site members would have been watching me and still will be! I just sort of apologized and tried to pretend it didn't happen, but I was utterly dying inside from embarrassment! The show was an hour long, which as you can imagine is exhausting, and involves a lot of effort to keep all the punters engaged. After several minutes in the doggy position, my vagina decided to protest. Oh, and it was LOUD! *Facepalm*
MiaraRiley
01-25-2013, 09:44 PM
Mine JUST happened....
i'm having a great show, people are tipping tons.
Then the bf wakes up, goes to the kitchen, comes back brooding. I ask what's wrong. He says "you FINALLY put the dishes away."
"Um...i'm sorry? I did put them away at least. If it was bugging you that badly, why didn't you do it, or say something earlier?
"Because we had an understanding."
"No....again, if it was bugging you that it was taking me so long, then say something."
"We had an understanding, you're disrespecting it."
I shut up. I'm on cam while this is going on. My stomach sinks. I start fucking tearing up. Tears everywhere. I put my hand over my cam to try to gather myself. It ain't happening. So I have to ask the guys who've been tipping if they wouldn't mind terribly if i cut out early. Luckily, they're amazing and said it was ok...
cumslut4u
01-27-2013, 05:32 PM
Ok this happened yesterday.. I was on SM (bbw) and have a few people in my room, Just having some small talk. One guy comes in and asks if I'm in to roleplay. I told him that I've never done it. He explain s exactly what he wants me to do. It was very simple. He wanted me to dance around to music for a while, like nobody' s watching. Then start to change clothes and then notice a peeping tom at the window and respond like I would to him (a stranger, 6ft, blk, male).
I told him ok, I would do it. He says ok, ready, let's go. We immediately pop in to exclusive, where I start this roleplay...dancing like nobody was watching, then changing clothes. Well, while I'm dancing around like a silly girl, he just leaves! So i'm thinking that I must suck at this roleplay thing. I checked my ratings and was giving 3 stars. I was like wtf, I told him I've never done rp before :/
I get back in to free chat and he's there saying..oh wow someone took you that quiclky! I was like uh oh. So this other guy had to be so dissapointed :/ me dancing around like a crazy person! I just wanted him to come back so I could explain what happened and somhow fix it.
The rp guy took me, even thought I almost declined after what big screw up I just made. I ended up getting $45 after sm cut but I still felt like crap. That guy must have thought I was trying to get his money for doing nothing.
Please make me feel better about this :(e
TrissyWaldorf
01-27-2013, 07:06 PM
Cumslut, no worries. I've gotten confused with different customers, too. It was an honest mistake. But embarrassing things happen all the time, you just have to be able to laugh at yourself and keep going!
IsobelWren
01-27-2013, 08:36 PM
If you're sucking on cough drops, do not then suck your fingers to lube them up and put in your pussy.
Your pussy will be minty, menthol-y fresh and it will be less than pleasant.
VoluptiousBriadda
01-27-2013, 08:38 PM
Ok this happened yesterday.. I was on SM (bbw) and have a few people in my room, Just having some small talk. One guy comes in and asks if I'm in to roleplay. I told him that I've never done it. He explain s exactly what he wants me to do. It was very simple. He wanted me to dance around to music for a while, like nobody' s watching. Then start to change clothes and then notice a peeping tom at the window and respond like I would to him (a stranger, 6ft, blk, male).
I told him ok, I would do it. He says ok, ready, let's go. We immediately pop in to exclusive, where I start this roleplay...dancing like nobody was watching, then changing clothes. Well, while I'm dancing around like a silly girl, he just leaves! So i'm thinking that I must suck at this roleplay thing. I checked my ratings and was giving 3 stars. I was like wtf, I told him I've never done rp before :/
I get back in to free chat and he's there saying..oh wow someone took you that quiclky! I was like uh oh. So this other guy had to be so dissapointed :/ me dancing around like a crazy person! I just wanted him to come back so I could explain what happened and somhow fix it.
The rp guy took me, even thought I almost declined after what big screw up I just made. I ended up getting $45 after sm cut but I still felt like crap. That guy must have thought I was trying to get his money for doing nothing.
Please make me feel better about this :(e
Ill make you feel better,by reminding you you got $45 YOUR CUT for your very first RP,and it was a pretty simple one at that! Thats fuckin awesome and totally makes up for the fail! It couldve been worse,the RP guy couldve just bailed after the other one took you exclusive,so atleast you got PAID for the embarrassment! Its actually pretty hysterical,but im not laughing at you,just with you darlin' bc thats soo something that would happen to me!
Wanna know something? camgirls are HUMAN! we ALL make mistakes and embarrass ourselves! Yes,we queef during GOLD shows while 30 guests watch (and listen),we fall off of our beds/chairs/couches and faceplant the wall and/or computer and take out our entire cam setup along with it,we start our periods during the middle of TV gold shows,we catch our wigs on fire and have hitachi's blow up mid show,c'est la vie my love! <3
Most members arent brand new to the site and have witnessed camfails and bloopers before,in some instances it may even work in our favor bc it shows that we are human and we arent quite so intimidating then,which can be endearing and cute to some guys and make us more "attainable".
I know it sux and can feel horribly embarrassing,but keep in mind,only one small custie in a VERY VERY big cam ocean saw you,and he makes absolutely no difference to you whatsoever! On to the next one babe!
VoluptiousBriadda
01-27-2013, 09:06 PM
If you're sucking on cough drops, do not then suck your fingers to lube them up and put in your pussy.
Your pussy will be minty, menthol-y fresh and it will be less than pleasant.
to add to this - dont EVER cut up habanero peppers without THICK gloves on!!! I made the mistake of cutting up some without any gloves one time, and washed my hands REALLY well afterwards thinking i was in the clear.I had to pee and of course,when i went to wipe, my fingers broke through the toilet paper..
I promise yalls pussies have never felt anything close to fire until you accidentally get habanero juice on your inner labia!! I KNOW i looked like Roger Rabbit after he takes a shot of liquor! I was frantically shoving my twat under my bathtub faucet as close as i could get while it was on full blast and screaming at my husband simultanously to google what to do if you get habanero juice on "sensitive" areas.
After what felt like for fucking EVARR,bc the water was absolutely NO relief, I ended up having to sit butt ass naked in a huge bowl of milk and ice cubes for the next HOUR,with a fan full blast on my vagina,while adding white toothpaste and honey to the most charred and tender parts :(
Needless to say,I didnt have sex for the next cple wks,and I couldnt even LOOK at mexican food for mths after that.. Not a camfail but definitely a LIFE fail!
Halliwell
02-01-2013, 07:50 PM
ok girls so i've been dancing like almost 9 years and started camming 2 weeks ago, and to totally get this story you have to know that I'm a total tech/gaming nerd hehe so here is my first webcam fail moment....
setting the scene...in my room on my macbook...wednesday night, around 2 am, on SM....
this guy comes in my room
Customer: "Wow bb you have great DSL!"
Me: "what are you talking about? I have cable internet!!!"
Customer: "LOL i meant dick sucking lips, but that was funny"
Everyone else in my room: "LMAO!!!!!"
Me:"Oh...lmao, i'm new i dont know all the abbreviations !!! I think the bleach is starting to kill my braincells!"
FAIL!!!!!!
I couldnt stop laughing omg, it was my first epic fail and i think a pretty good one to start, but hey, i thought since i was using the encoder he thought my stream looked great but i was wondering when he said it "who has dsl anymore??" lol
italianstarcamgirl
02-01-2013, 09:42 PM
LMAO I had the same exact thing happen to me to a T - I said, "I have cable internet - why would you think I have DSL" and went on from there - sooo funny.
Halliwell
02-02-2013, 06:57 AM
hah least im not the only tech girl :) props for having cable internet lol
CurvyWinona
02-02-2013, 07:05 AM
same but i think opposite... guy said ATM ... i said sure blah blah about ass to mouth... he said he meant at the moment. opps!
Halliwell
02-02-2013, 11:19 AM
LOL winona too funny i would have thought what u thought too!!!
LittleLexy
02-02-2013, 02:38 PM
LOL that's funny and super cute
IsobelWren
02-13-2013, 03:52 PM
The carpet in our rental house is maybe 10 years old. Seriously, it's nasty. The pile is squashed flat where people have walked for years, it's all stained and there are big wrinkles in it in high traffic areas. So. If you walk in the door, my couch is on the right and the TV table I put the laptop on to cam is immediately in front of the couch. Like, maybe a foot away at most. It's close so that it's easy to type and move the cam. Walking in the door and doing a hairpin turn, you'll see the closet, which is a mess of boxes and shit, since I *still* haven't found the time to clean it. So both doors are maybe three feet from the couch, but you have to do a zig-zag maneuver to get from sitting on the couch to rummaging in the closet.
In excl a reg asked me to put on heels. Halfway through he wanted me to get up and get a flogger, which is in the closet. I like the guy and I was having fun, so I did it as quickly as I could. Up, zig, reach into the closet while a foot away, turn on one heel, miscalculate where the couch is, WHACK my right hip into it, try to correct from this by shifting my weight only to find that my other foot had gotten stuck in a carpet wrinkle when I'd turned on my heel.
I went DOWN! My left shoe, still stuck in the carpet, came RIGHT off my foot. The hip against the couch threw me ass over tea kettle like some kind of lever. Face down, legs up. I was thinking I was going to smack my face right into the table and break my nose, so I flailed my arms around, trying to catch myself on something. I caught the table with my left forearm, but hit the floor with my right. Once again my weight was off balance, so I started to pull the table down on myself. With my laptop up there and a show going, that was just not going to happen, so I tried to throw myself onto the couch with the arm on the floor. Somehow I managed to *kinda* do it. I butt flopped onto the couch, with my legs sticking up in the air and my neck hanging off the couch.
I pulled myself up and grinned at the cam like some kind of fool. "I MEANT to do that!"
He typed, "I can't stop laughing! You ok?"
And then I milked it for sympathy for a little while before I got the flogger again. Slowly, this time.
Astonishingly I have no bruises today. My right hip is sore as hell, I have rug burns on my right hand and the big toenail on my left foot is broken, but I definitely thought I'd have a massive bruise on my hip.
MissSassyPickles
03-23-2013, 11:52 PM
My tripod literally broke in half tonight and came crashing down during free chat lol
Vlodina
03-24-2013, 01:41 AM
I was looking for this thread yesterday but I coudln't remember exactly what it was called!
So, the other day, I was in group chat with one guy, and after showing him my ass I sat down in my office chair. But then I managed to squirm too far forward in it and must have been perching on the edge, and I made it topple over and me and the chair disappeared onto the floor! He was all "lmao" and "lol" and I couldn't stop laughing. But then I composed myself and *carried on being sexy and elegant*. :p
Rosemary Rabbit
03-24-2013, 09:47 AM
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blkschoolgirl
04-02-2013, 08:01 PM
I hate the glitch on SM where the c2c window doesn't close. It doesn't happen that often, but just enough to make it interesting. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. Earlier today a customer ended the chat and well...sometimes during the 30 secs after pvt I briefly do a victory dance and pose sexy in the mirror kinda like, "Yup girl you still got it!" It calms my anxiety lol. I was 3/4 in view of the webcam just flailing around naked like normal when I saw the custie just chilling in the little c2c window staring at me and laughing.
Ariella
04-08-2013, 02:32 AM
Ahhhhh the worst thing just happened and I was looking for the right thread to put it in haha. I was doing a private and right at the end I pulled my fingers out and brought them close to the cam so he could see how wet they were, and what do you know there was blood all over them. Like seriously all over them!! I thought my period had finished yesterday and I was so embarrassed I ended the private without notice and had to explain why in PM. Thankfully he was totally cool with it and we just laughed it off. Total CamFail.
ukruth
04-08-2013, 05:39 AM
i have fallen over a few times off cam and even ran off when a spider ran over my foot but my worst camfail was last week when i made a rather silly decision to put a satin throw on top of my satin duvet cover and then sit on it while covered in coconut oil , yes you've guessed it backside headed towards the floor and legs where in the air . But the strange bit not one person mentioned it , not one , i even asked if they have seen it and they said yes lol can only presume it was because i had been in a banning mood beforehand lol
ChopperM
04-08-2013, 01:22 PM
Ended a show a few days ago and after the custie said "wow that was hot....and you have a cool looking cat"
apparently my Persian was sitting in full view staring at cam the whole time lmfao
Also, two nights ago, I was doing a c2c show, took a sexy drink from my goblet, then fucking chocked. Coughing and lauging for like three minutes it was terrible haha
SweetieBelle
04-08-2013, 11:09 PM
Some guy asked me a question yesterday. I forget what word I was supposed to say, but I ended up mumbling half of the word with sh*t tagged on the end. I just sort of blinked and looked off to the side in amazement that it came out that way. I corrected myself after a moment, and naturally he left right then and there. Awkward.
shysara79
04-09-2013, 05:17 AM
My fail happened yesterday.. I was doing a private show and did not hear the noise saying that the guy had left the room. SOooo I was in free chat pounding away. A few guys when I realized what had happened said.. Oh baby dont stop.. I am someone that follows the nudity rule on SM and, at the most will flash boobs like once a week. This has made me wonder how many girls that we think are purposely showing nudity are actually not and are actually just a victim to being half deaf and not able to hear that the custie has left. :( I will def pay closer attention!
seller317
04-09-2013, 05:48 AM
I always dread this happening to me so I keep the countdown window partially in view so I can check twice a minute at least lol
shysara79
04-09-2013, 01:49 PM
Ya. I wasn't doing a gold show just a private. Soooo annoying
SluttyCocoLoca
04-14-2013, 09:03 AM
i was doing $1 GS (20 min pilates) at the end of my shift and my regular tipped 50 and asked if I could oil myself... I was like mmm ok cool... I did and it was major fail - haha try to do pilates and its oily all over - slippy as shit so you cant almost do anything and whenever you move your lower back it sounds like farts :D :D haha it was more like a slide show.... hehe took me like hour to clean it up :D
xoxo
LoraDoll
04-25-2013, 10:44 PM
Thh... i had a 20yr old guy tonight , who wearing sunglasses, and drink beer in front of the cam. I asked: what kind of fun do u wish now?
Answered: "he says, play with that panty!"
wondering: who is "he"... um okay, i m not surprised anyway about strange guys...
I pulled down panties, put on cocount oil, show an amazing ass view into the cam play with it a little, and then... his father step into the camera too. :eye-poppi
Their faces:
Younger guy showed me to his father like the most natural thing in family.
Older guy had a face, he just dont understand, why spend money on this, but it s okay. :thinking:
I realized 2 possible ways:
1, Somehow, i ll be nice in their eyes... Focus on father. :eyebrow:
2, Leave the situation.
I done around 10 hours, but decide to stay a little longer... I wont be able to accept this shit... :sorry: now i keep a 10 min break and go on again.
IsobelWren
05-04-2013, 06:29 PM
I bought myself some organic, biodegradable baby wipes b/c I feel guilty about filling up landfills. They're nice. Except, instead of alcohol they have tea tree oil. I used them on a toy. The next BJ show the bitter tea tree oil filled my mouth. I retched and gagged and drooled everywhere. I mean, good thing it was a BJ show, but man that tasted terrible. And from the way I suddenly winced and made a horrible face, it was clear I didn't intend to do it!
takiaya
05-04-2013, 11:44 PM
Was naked on cam and my dog came barreling onto the bed and immediately licked my armpit which of course ensued a bunch a guys asking if she would lick other stuff -.- which got alot of guys a banned threat and the puppy a time out locked away in the back room for the rest of my show.
Was doing a shower show in pvt and the dildo slipped off the wall which made me come tumbling down into the bottom of the tub with it
I sometimes send guys on mfcs the wrong video link because I have them named weird XD, I send them the right video after realizing I have goofed up, but the guys love when I do this because they get an extra video -.-
I sometimes send the wrong message to the wrong guy if I have to many pm windows open or type something in free chat I was trying to pm to someone by accident
Special_K
05-05-2013, 02:12 AM
Today in pvt I found out I had sum freaking toilet paper down there, two minutes later with the same guy my mom came over to my house started knocking on my freaking room wall and started calling my real name -.-
I had to end the show because she wouldn't go away and didn't find any clothes to put on hahaha
~Carmen~
05-05-2013, 05:28 AM
The guys requested that I stand up in my gold show. I usually do the whole show on my bed so this was new for me. I had heels on, so I was already worried about falling. I think I would rather have fallen than this. My heel got caught in the heater vent in the floor! It pulled all the way off so I had to reach down and remove it. The guys thought it was hilarious so I started laughing too :p
Jay12
05-05-2013, 05:30 AM
I had gotten caught by about three people I had known from the military on MFC. Used that to my advantage; made big tips from them.
CourtneyRaine
05-05-2013, 11:51 AM
Someone tipped $20 for panties off in free chat so I scooted close to the cam, zoomed in real good, and immediately let out an incredibly loud fart. I am REALLY over my GI issues :( Why is it that when I want to make farting clips nothing happens at all, but then in front of two dozen guys my body decides to let one rip???
SweetieBelle
05-05-2013, 12:17 PM
I can't even discuss the last embarrassing thing that happened to me. I just can't. I'll never live it down. I just keep hoping that the guy didn't actually see it. I'm still mortified. :-X
CourtneyRaine
05-05-2013, 12:23 PM
^I'm sure whatever it was, at least one of us have experienced it. I've farted/queefed unexpectedly, accidentally brought up vomit while doing a deep throat show, started my period or had similar related oopsies more than once. The one thing I've never done is accidentally pooped on cam where it was visible, although I have had toys get dirty but luckily was able to hide/wipe discreetly. Seriously, I bet every one of us who's been camming for any significant amount of time can relate. Don't be so hard on yourself!
In some cases these oppsies have actually been good for me, as embarrassing as *I* thought it was. Like the one time I accidentally queefed in free chat and it turns out one guy was totally into it and dropped LOADS of tokens for me to keep doing it. Turn that fail into a win, bb!
DoodlebugBites
05-05-2013, 01:01 PM
I bought myself some organic, biodegradable baby wipes b/c I feel guilty about filling up landfills. They're nice. Except, instead of alcohol they have tea tree oil. I used them on a toy. The next BJ show the bitter tea tree oil filled my mouth. I retched and gagged and drooled everywhere. I mean, good thing it was a BJ show, but man that tasted terrible. And from the way I suddenly winced and made a horrible face, it was clear I didn't intend to do it!
You know how you're supposed to leave the antibacterial toy cleaner for two minutes after you spray it on? I usually finish getting ready then come back and rinse the dildos off before camming. Of course the night I forgot I got asked to do a sloppy BJ show.
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Let me tell you that shiz tastes nasty and no longer do I step away from the toys after spraying them!
Brilynne
05-05-2013, 01:20 PM
I dont really move from my bed because of a long history of falling on my face live on cam. But wouldn't you know it, I get up to kick out the cat and close the door and right as I return to in front of my cam I beef it pulling a lamp down with me. Screaming, crashing, general chaos. My favorite moment was the time I dropped the cam into the lit oven. That took a minute to get out. Thankfully my cam didn't melt!
IsobelWren
05-06-2013, 10:01 AM
After my fail with the teatree oil, someone actually DID want a sloppy BJ show. I couldn't seem t muster up enough spit, so I took one for the team and used a tea tree wipe on purpose. Then he wanted to see the dildo in my pussy, then he wanted me to sloppy BJ again.
I happen to not like the way I taste (it's lemon-y) so I always discretely wipe the dildo/fingers/whatever on my towel below the screen before I suck them. I did that in this case. He immediately left. I looked up and realized that I'd tilted the camera down, so the towel was no longer below the screen. He saw the whole thing. Oops.
Brilynne
05-12-2013, 02:49 PM
I totally and completely full on bukkaked myself. Massive cum shot. In the face. My eyes burn.
I just needed to share that with somebody.
Nina_Den
05-12-2013, 04:22 PM
...And now comes the part where you tell us your secret. :reporter:
Brilynne
05-12-2013, 05:16 PM
Squirting...in the wrong direction...somehow....:confused:
Marina Starr
05-12-2013, 05:21 PM
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