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Pearl_Sugar
05-12-2013, 05:22 PM
I just... don't even know how that's possible. I've accidentally squirted on my feet, but my face? o.O It is a mystery...

Ms.Lacey
05-12-2013, 06:05 PM
#camgirlproblems ��

Blovely
05-12-2013, 08:30 PM
So you squirted upwards instead out outwards. Your better then me cause I can't even squirt at all. For some reason I'm thinking that being able to squirt yourself in the face/mouth would be a real popular sale if you were to put it on c4s.

TrixieDarling
05-12-2013, 10:57 PM
Too bad you didn't record that shit! :camera:

~Carmen~
05-13-2013, 05:20 AM
I did that a few times but I can't figure out how I did it now.lmao :D

Brilynne
05-13-2013, 10:05 AM
Yes! I need to master this phenomenon and put it on c4s! Brilliant!:D

CarmenF
05-13-2013, 11:08 AM
I totally and completely full on bukkaked myself. Massive cum shot. In the face. My eyes burn.
I just needed to share that with somebody.

that must've been some sexy shit!

camigrl
05-13-2013, 04:48 PM
After my private today i put my underwear back on inside out, it was very noticeable, but of course i didnt notice until i was trying to be all sexy like and do a close up of my crotch on cam, smh!

chloemay
05-14-2013, 08:27 AM
Warning- not for weak stomachs.

Cam session w a client who wanted to be humiliated while using a big dildo on himself on cam. Wasn't difficult, I made fun of him, his cock, what he was doing, even his socks (black dress socks). Then, he pulled the long, nasty, pooping dildo out of his ass and put it in his mouth, drooling out (ugh, I'm practically barfing to type this) brown stuff. I started gagging, now completely disgusted for real, though for sure i was going to barf on cam- to his DELIGHT.

Sheesh. Blocked.

IsobelWren
05-15-2013, 09:06 AM
I can't even discuss the last embarrassing thing that happened to me. I just can't. I'll never live it down. I just keep hoping that the guy didn't actually see it. I'm still mortified. :-X

You TEASE! With all the unburdening I'VE done here? LOL, You gotta tell! #vaguebooking!!!

;) Come onnnnn! Give it upppp!

IsobelWren
05-15-2013, 09:06 AM
Warning- not for weak stomachs.

Cam session w a client who wanted to be humiliated while using a big dildo on himself on cam. Wasn't difficult, I made fun of him, his cock, what he was doing, even his socks (black dress socks). Then, he pulled the long, nasty, pooping dildo out of his ass and put it in his mouth, drooling out (ugh, I'm practically barfing to type this) brown stuff. I started gagging, now completely disgusted for real, though for sure i was going to barf on cam- to his DELIGHT.

Sheesh. Blocked.

Niteflirt? I totally got this guy. Please tell me you ended the show. I didn't, and it only got worse from there.

IsobelWren
05-15-2013, 09:07 AM
After my private today i put my underwear back on inside out, it was very noticeable, but of course i didnt notice until i was trying to be all sexy like and do a close up of my crotch on cam, smh!

Ha! I totally did that the other day! My reg who is always in my free chat was like, "That last show must have been a good one!"

~Carmen~
05-15-2013, 09:37 AM
Warning- not for weak stomachs.

Cam session w a client who wanted to be humiliated while using a big dildo on himself on cam. Wasn't difficult, I made fun of him, his cock, what he was doing, even his socks (black dress socks). Then, he pulled the long, nasty, pooping dildo out of his ass and put it in his mouth, drooling out (ugh, I'm practically barfing to type this) brown stuff. I started gagging, now completely disgusted for real, though for sure i was going to barf on cam- to his DELIGHT.

Sheesh. Blocked.

Yuck! That's bad but I don't know if anything will ever top what poor Isobel witnessed:O

chloemay
05-15-2013, 12:50 PM
Niteflirt? I totally got this guy. Please tell me you ended the show. I didn't, and it only got worse from there.

Yep, on Niteflirt. So disgusting!!!

IsobelWren
05-15-2013, 05:04 PM
Yep, on Niteflirt. So disgusting!!!

Report him to Niteflirt. Poop is against their ToS and if enough of us report him, he'll be banned. He needs to be. His conduct is abusive and Not Okay.

roast
05-15-2013, 05:44 PM
Cute big-grin guy on cam with a super clear/well-lit cam, I was standing and dancing and kind of complacent - I had mentally noted I needed to tighten my heel's buckle but promptly forgot when I looked at my screen and was like "Oh! Hellllo", forgetting my loose buckle bc he's cute, I step back to get a better view "Wow you're adorab-"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn0w8mtwb1r5wz3no1_500.jpg

I fall forward, half catch myself while flailing but manage to:

-Kick a giant jug of water I keep hidden over
-Kick my cam off of what it is precariously standing on
-My shoe comes off
-Since my cam fell, it falls perfectly to capture the long train of snacks that I usually keep carefully hidden away: two different flavors of canned almonds, dark chocolate, pistachios, granola bars, popcorn, diet coke... and my box of "Urinary Pain Relief" all now in perfect view.

"OH FUCK, SHIT, SHIT SHIT"

Im scrambling to pick up my cam / powerstrip before the water hits it, and catch a glimpse at my screen - and realize he 's just watching my shoe and my massive snack pile. He's just watching like o_________0, I flip the cam around back to where I think it was, apologizing profusely, reaching for a towel and begin mopping up and apologizing.... but I look up and realize: Nope. Nope. My cam is squarely focused a large pile of unsorted laundry that my dog is passed out in. He likes to sleep in our laundry head first? He's fine - but it looks like a dog drowned in clothes because it is just his ass, tail, and backlegs hanging out of dirty shirts mountain. Cartoonishly immobile.

I just give up and dive for the powerstrip to shut off my computer.

I checked and this whole ordeal lasted an agonizing 5minutes. He somehow rated me a 5. I left a note that basically said: "He took pity on you, be nice and dont mention youre an embarassment"

chloemay
05-15-2013, 07:40 PM
Cute big-grin guy on cam with a super clear/well-lit cam, I was standing and dancing and kind of complacent - I had mentally noted I needed to tighten my heel's buckle but promptly forgot when I looked at my screen and was like "Oh! Hellllo", forgetting my loose buckle bc he's cute, I step back to get a better view "Wow you're adorab-"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn0w8mtwb1r5wz3no1_500.jpg
I fall forward, half catch myself while flailing but manage to:

-Kick a giant jug of water I keep hidden over
-Kick my cam off of what it is precariously standing on
-My shoe comes off
-Since my cam fell, it falls perfectly to capture the long train of snacks that I usually keep carefully hidden away: two different flavors of canned almonds, dark chocolate, pistachios, granola bars, popcorn, diet coke... and my box of "Urinary Pain Relief" all now in perfect view.

"OH FUCK, SHIT, SHIT SHIT"

Im scrambling to pick up my cam / powerstrip before the water hits it, and catch a glimpse at my screen - and realize he 's just watching my shoe and my massive snack pile. He's just watching like o_________0, I flip the cam around back to where I think it was, apologizing profusely, reaching for a towel and begin mopping up and apologizing.... but I look up and realize: Nope. Nope. My cam is squarely focused a large pile of unsorted laundry that my dog is passed out in. He likes to sleep in our laundry head first? He's fine - but it looks like a dog drowned in clothes because it is just his ass, tail, and backlegs hanging out of dirty shirts mountain. Cartoonishly immobile.

I just give up and dive for the powerstrip to shut off my computer.

I checked and this whole ordeal lasted an agonizing 5minutes. He somehow rated me a 5. I left a note that basically said: "He took pity on you, be nice and dont mention youre an embarassment"

That is the best. You win the Internet!

LittleLexy
05-15-2013, 07:45 PM
So far I've been pretty lucky. I can't really recall anything to crazy LOL Other then looking at my video feed and seeing a damn box elder bug crawling its way up my in use dildo LOL That happened like two months ago. I hate those damn things! Every year we battle them here in Michigan along with stupid lady bugs! Luckily the guy didn't see the little shit trying to join in on my cam show. I HATE BUGS

LittleLexy
05-15-2013, 07:48 PM
LOL Roast he probably actually enjoyed the show more then a normal one :) I would have gave you a 5 too sweetie

LittleLexy
05-15-2013, 07:55 PM
Okay I do remember some thing that happened back in 2009. I was in a show and just chatting with this dude and the hubby came into the room, sat in the chair and let out a huge fart. That guy said "What the fuck was that...it sounded like a duck" I was horrified and shut my show down along with the laptop! OMG I was sooooo pissed at him. I like seriously flipped out and threw a dildo at him. He's like "Im so sorry I just wasn't thinking" I couldn't sign back in for a few days. Luckily that guy never came back LOL Probably because he thought I did that shit. haha

TrixieDarling
05-15-2013, 10:31 PM
Cute big-grin guy on cam with a super clear/well-lit cam, I was standing and dancing and kind of complacent - I had mentally noted I needed to tighten my heel's buckle but promptly forgot when I looked at my screen and was like "Oh! Hellllo", forgetting my loose buckle bc he's cute, I step back to get a better view "Wow you're adorab-"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn0w8mtwb1r5wz3no1_500.jpg

I fall forward, half catch myself while flailing but manage to:

-Kick a giant jug of water I keep hidden over
-Kick my cam off of what it is precariously standing on
-My shoe comes off
-Since my cam fell, it falls perfectly to capture the long train of snacks that I usually keep carefully hidden away: two different flavors of canned almonds, dark chocolate, pistachios, granola bars, popcorn, diet coke... and my box of "Urinary Pain Relief" all now in perfect view.

"OH FUCK, SHIT, SHIT SHIT"

Im scrambling to pick up my cam / powerstrip before the water hits it, and catch a glimpse at my screen - and realize he 's just watching my shoe and my massive snack pile. He's just watching like o_________0, I flip the cam around back to where I think it was, apologizing profusely, reaching for a towel and begin mopping up and apologizing.... but I look up and realize: Nope. Nope. My cam is squarely focused a large pile of unsorted laundry that my dog is passed out in. He likes to sleep in our laundry head first? He's fine - but it looks like a dog drowned in clothes because it is just his ass, tail, and backlegs hanging out of dirty shirts mountain. Cartoonishly immobile.

I just give up and dive for the powerstrip to shut off my computer.

I checked and this whole ordeal lasted an agonizing 5minutes. He somehow rated me a 5. I left a note that basically said: "He took pity on you, be nice and dont mention youre an embarassment"

I laughed so hard at this! I was editing some videos today to sell and there were some parts that were so ridiculous. Like me getting pissed and cursing out my cam, yelling at my dogs to quit barking, tripping over stuff, random shit like that. A camgirl bloopers video would be so awesome.

VoluptiousBriadda
05-16-2013, 12:39 AM
I laughed so hard at this! I was editing some videos today to sell and there were some parts that were so ridiculous. Like me getting pissed and cursing out my cam, yelling at my dogs to quit barking, tripping over stuff, random shit like that. A camgirl bloopers video would be so awesome.

As a matter of fact,C4S has a bloopers section :D

But I know what you mean,I'd probably choke and die from all the laughter a "best of" camgirls bloopers compilation would surely elicit.

roast
05-16-2013, 06:49 AM
LOL Roast he probably actually enjoyed the show more then a normal one :) I would have gave you a 5 too sweetie

This was so nice! I joke abt it but Ive been feeling like a dumbass since it happened and kind of steeling myself for his return so haha this was super comforting, thanks!

ShesSoSusie
05-16-2013, 10:04 AM
I farted during a close up today. ugh.

SadieTaylor
05-16-2013, 02:04 PM
It's only my second week and I haven't been given GOLD in freechat yet and last night someone asked if I could flash them my tits and I said sure, 5 GOLD, well they just types it in. I'm a dumbass. Lol.

Promised
05-17-2013, 07:06 PM
I can't see well at all, I have to wear glasses, but alot of people want me to take them off. In those cases, my hubby stands behind the computer and actually holds up big writing on paper to direct me as to what they have said to do. Well this particular private told me to pretend he was my "first". And things were going well until the end..my hubby holds up a sign that says "Jeff, F*** me" so I began screaming that over and over till I look up and see the guy is looking really upset and clicks off his cam. My hubby and I then go through the chat to see what the problem was and realize the guy said "just F*** me" his name was John. I felt pretty bad...

qurl
05-17-2013, 07:15 PM
I can't see well at all, I have to wear glasses, but alot of people want me to take them off. In those cases, my hubby stands behind the computer and actually holds up big writing on paper to direct me as to what they have said to do. Well this particular private told me to pretend he was my "first". And things were going well until the end..my hubby holds up a sign that says "Jeff, F*** me" so I began screaming that over and over till I look up and see the guy is looking really upset and clicks off his cam. My hubby and I then go through the chat to see what the problem was and realize the guy said "just F*** me" his name was John. I felt pretty bad...

Haha wow that sounds like a lot of work.. I'd just tell the guy, sorry, I can't see what you're typing to me without my glasses.. and change the subject to sexy talk. Or if you get a lot of people asking, maybe cam with contacts..? It paints a really hilarious scene though.. like your husband playing charades of what you should be doing based on the (sometimes) illiterate custy chat-speak lOL
I have most definitely called guys the wrong name before. :/ I also feel like it's super obvious that I'm clicking on the 'notes' to look up their name... like: "Hey there... nice to see you again............... Joe. ;)"

qurl
05-17-2013, 07:20 PM
I farted during a close up today. ugh.

Oh I did that once. Guy didn't say anything. I also think I sent a super quick custom video where I accidentally farted at the end, but forgot to edit that part out before exporting and sending -___- It was like an "OH MY GOD, DID I EDIT THAT OUT??? I re watched it and didn't notice it but I don't remember taking it out exactly. OH GOD I'M WAY TOO SCARED TO WATCH IT TO SEE SO I'M JUST GOING TO DELETE IT." He never said anything about it.. he just said it was a really hot vid but oh my god I cringe thinking about it. I'm better off not knowing.

Rose_Who
05-18-2013, 12:33 PM
Reminds me of when I saw a model pass out drunk, naked somehow just fell right that no goods were showing and guys were tipping every damn second to try and wake her up.

*feeling slightly nauseated*
I think that was me...

Myfreecams... Summer of 2011.... I decided to give camming a try as I was fresh out of the Navy and wanted to do something completely different... It had been a frustrating week, and my husband came home bitching about something stupid and pissed me off. I got super drunk, made mad money fucking myself with a Mike's Hard bottle, and passed out drunk. Woke up to the sound of the every-one-second tips coming in... 1 token each tip. The equivalent of flicking pennies at someone, I guess. I was so mortified. I apologized to the room, and signed off.

Two years and as many strip club jobs later, I'm coming back to camming, but this time on Streamate, and following a strict rule of: Don't drink and cam.

breezzzy
05-18-2013, 04:36 PM
I farted during a close up today. ugh.


at least it wasn't a shart

AliceFun
05-18-2013, 06:09 PM
I can't see well at all, I have to wear glasses, but alot of people want me to take them off. In those cases, my hubby stands behind the computer and actually holds up big writing on paper to direct me as to what they have said to do. Well this particular private told me to pretend he was my "first". And things were going well until the end..my hubby holds up a sign that says "Jeff, F*** me" so I began screaming that over and over till I look up and see the guy is looking really upset and clicks off his cam. My hubby and I then go through the chat to see what the problem was and realize the guy said "just F*** me" his name was John. I felt pretty bad...

Just my 2 cents sweetie, u should not take off ur glasses cause some idiots ask u to, tell people u wear glasses with a reason cause u need to see, u need to be able to read their text and see them on cam.
If i was taking off my glasses everytime a guy asked me to, oh well......

AliceFun
05-18-2013, 06:14 PM
I farted during a close up today. ugh.

OMG me too last eve, i was in doggy position to show my member ass and then he asked me to turn on my back and spread wide, i farted, could not control it hahaaaa, i was expecting him to leave or comment but nothing like that happened. Maybe he had no sound?! Still, felt not comfy slipping it hahaaa

cherryblossomsinspring
05-19-2013, 02:29 AM
Ohh yes I farted in a private. Was doing the push squirt and boom Fraaaaaaaaaaaaffffffft! It was terrible. I was so embarrassed but the guy was like yah that's so fucking hot!! I was like huh? lol He wanted me to keep going back I was actually afraid to cum again. sure enough Frraa. squeaked out.

IsobelWren
05-22-2013, 10:12 AM
I farted during a close up today. ugh.

If it happens again pretend you're trying to anal gape for him? LOL

"that wasn't gas, it was amateur anal gaping. See how hard I try to give you the best show possible?"

Oh, and I've totally farted on cam before.
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?154421-CamFails-Embarrassing-Moments&p=2150166&highlight=fart#post2150166

MarleyCat
05-22-2013, 11:10 AM
I do oil shows a lot and if I do them in my room, I'm typically safe because I have a towel on the floor.

If I do them in the bathtub I have to be extra careful, especially after a bath show. There have been a few times where I've nearly slipped and bitten it but this one took the cake.

On the wall at one end of the tub is a towel rack that's screwed into the wall. Sometimes I lift my leg up really slow and rest it on the wall above the towel rack because I don't have enough room to hold my leg myself. Plus while I'm doing this, I'm still trying to shake my ass and pour oil on myself. It's a huge balancing act.

Except this time, I'd gotten too much oil on my feet (which I really try to avoid) my foot slipped, hit the towel rack, and knocked everything down into the tub of water. Luckily my webcam didn't land in the water but there was this huge noise and I was so embarrassed. When they all saw I was fine the guys were like, "omg I thought you slipped and died" but then they tipped me more so I could get my towel rack fixed lol

LacyStockings
05-25-2013, 11:32 AM
It's only my second week and I haven't been given GOLD in freechat yet and last night someone asked if I could flash them my tits and I said sure, 5 GOLD, well they just types it in. I'm a dumbass. Lol.

Don't feel bad. I started streaming 3 days ago and the exact same happened to me last night. Jerk typed "Tipped $10.00 Gold" and it looked real, I flashed him. I figured it out later when I looked at my earnings. You got me this time, asshole.

http://qkme.me/3ukiu2

sylvieblue
05-25-2013, 10:43 PM
Haaa, the fart stories are horrifying, and amazing! :-)

RockChick20
05-30-2013, 11:48 AM
I'm pretty new to camming - only been doing it about three weeks or so...yet I already have a bit of a fail!

I had a guy in private on Direct Cam (I use AW because I'm in the UK). He was asking if I had any toys so I waved one of my rabbit vibrators at him. He was like "right" and then pretty much demanded that I take my negligee thing that I was wearing off.

He seemed to want me to be submissive, and was telling me to call him "sir", so I obliged, took off my clothes, and was acting kind of coy and calling him sir and so on.

Then he said "right, now gag on it".

So I said "yes sir I will", picked up the negligee and stuffed the material into my mouth, and started making gagging noises.

At this point he stopped typing at me for a couple of minutes, then came back typing all in caps "I MEANT GAG ON YOUR VIBRATOR, NOT YOUR BLOODY NIGHTIE, YOU MORON!"

O...kay I felt like crawling in a hole at this point.

camigrl
05-30-2013, 12:07 PM
I'm pretty new to camming - only been doing it about three weeks or so...yet I already have a bit of a fail!

I had a guy in private on Direct Cam (I use AW because I'm in the UK). He was asking if I had any toys so I waved one of my rabbit vibrators at him. He was like "right" and then pretty much demanded that I take my negligee thing that I was wearing off.

He seemed to want me to be submissive, and was telling me to call him "sir", so I obliged, took off my clothes, and was acting kind of coy and calling him sir and so on.

Then he said "right, now gag on it".

So I said "yes sir I will", picked up the negligee and stuffed the material into my mouth, and started making gagging noises.

At this point he stopped typing at me for a couple of minutes, then came back typing all in caps "I MEANT GAG ON YOUR VIBRATOR, NOT YOUR BLOODY NIGHTIE, YOU MORON!"

O...kay I felt like crawling in a hole at this point.

What a Dick for calling you a name like that! He has no idea what kinda freaky, dumb shit we are asked to do all day every day! Totally understandable mistake on your part hun :-)

Nina_Den
05-30-2013, 12:10 PM
"I MEANT GAG ON YOUR VIBRATOR, NOT YOUR BLOODY NIGHTIE, YOU MORON!"

Why would you want to crawl into a hole?
Maybe it's just me, but I'd be incredibly pissed if a guy was talking to me like that, calling me a "moron". If a guy specified (and he SHOULD specify it before) he'd like me to be submissive (which I am not the biggest fan of anyways, because most guys don't really mean it in the BDSM sense, for them it's just a keyword for calling you names and telling you to gag and whatnot), I'd discuss with him my limits beforehand and make sure everything's clear.

...but maybe that's just me. Point is, you shouldn't feel embarrassed.

Megamind69
05-30-2013, 12:15 PM
as im new on sm one night a guy was talking to me and 3 mins after told me to take my clothes off i then told him that we had to go pvt first and he said we are already in private lol i felt like such a retard at that point

~Carmen~
05-30-2013, 12:17 PM
Why would you want to crawl into a hole?
Maybe it's just me, but I'd be incredibly pissed if a guy was talking to me like that, calling me a "moron". If a guy specified (and he SHOULD specify it before) he'd like me to be submissive (which I am not the biggest fan of anyways, because most guys don't really mean it in the BDSM sense, for them it's just a keyword for calling you names and telling you to gag and whatnot), I'd discuss with him my limits beforehand and make sure everything's clear.

...but maybe that's just me. Point is, you shouldn't feel embarrassed.

ITA. Just because a guy is paying you does not mean they have a right to call you names like that!

RockChick20
05-30-2013, 12:44 PM
What a Dick for calling you a name like that! He has no idea what kinda freaky, dumb shit we are asked to do all day every day! Totally understandable mistake on your part hun :-)

Why would you want to crawl into a hole?
Maybe it's just me, but I'd be incredibly pissed if a guy was talking to me like that, calling me a "moron". If a guy specified (and he SHOULD specify it before) he'd like me to be submissive (which I am not the biggest fan of anyways, because most guys don't really mean it in the BDSM sense, for them it's just a keyword for calling you names and telling you to gag and whatnot), I'd discuss with him my limits beforehand and make sure everything's clear.

...but maybe that's just me. Point is, you shouldn't feel embarrassed.

ITA. Just because a guy is paying you does not mean they have a right to call you names like that!

I guess it was because I was so new - it was literally maybe my 2nd or 3rd private paying customer ever since I had started. I was still getting the feel of things, and I ended up feeling like a right dummy having just sat there stuffing material into my mouth.

True enough though he was a jerk. I'm getting better at letting insults slide off me. Still getting used to the whole camming thing though.

A guy came into my freechat the other day and just said "I hope you DIE" and then left. :O It didn't bother me though. You don't half get some weirdos!

I'm 36 weeks pregnant at the minute though (you'd be amazed how many guys seem to love that!) and people keep asking me to ram things up my arse, but because of the pregnancy I'm currently suffering from haemorrhoids so I have to tell them "sorry I don't do that whilst I'm pregnant" but then I get bombarded with "But why bb?" - it's hard to think of creative ways to say no, rather than just waving pile cream at the camera haha.

RockChick20
05-30-2013, 02:42 PM
I would have stuffed my nightie in my mouth too, and I've been doing this awhile :) What's odd is he didn't negotiate things before the private. All of my online dominant customers asked about verbal abuse and limits before the show. They really tend to be some of my most thoughtful and sweet custies when they're in guest chat. It sounds to to me like he was the newb here.

I've never been on AW, but can't he ask you about things before the show starts?

Yeah I have 5 minutes free chat set up so he could have asked me in there but I don't recall him saying very much beforehand.

LaceyCummings
05-31-2013, 10:35 AM
Grrr just had a miscommunication.
Me: Mmm I love to watch. Show me how hard you are.
Him: You want to watch me cum?
Me: Yeah baby. Are you ready to cum for me already?
Him: Where do you want me to cum for you?
Me: Detailed description about him cumming on my face, etc.
Him: No, you said you wanted to watch me, so where should I do it while you watch?
Me: Oh! You mean where, there!

He leaves, annoyed at my stupidity. DAMN IT. I guess he meant like, should he do it on his own stomach or onto a table or something I'm guessing, but fuck me, I hate when the weird fantasy talk gets confusing. That could very well mean different things. It gets sticky when you talk about hypothetical actions versus real life actions.
Some guys never want to break character, and want to pretend we are in the same room throughout the whole conversation.
Others switch back and forth between a type of hyper reality, where they want me to act as if they are the camera, but then sometimes I have to pretend there is an invisible person here doing things such as choking me, when we both know it's my own god damn hand. Other guys will simply say "choke yourself" and not be interested in pretending my hand is their hand. What a mess. lol.

Kit Teaser
05-31-2013, 10:44 AM
I can't see well at all, I have to wear glasses, but alot of people want me to take them off. In those cases, my hubby stands behind the computer and actually holds up big writing on paper to direct me as to what they have said to do. Well this particular private told me to pretend he was my "first". And things were going well until the end..my hubby holds up a sign that says "Jeff, F*** me" so I began screaming that over and over till I look up and see the guy is looking really upset and clicks off his cam. My hubby and I then go through the chat to see what the problem was and realize the guy said "just F*** me" his name was John. I felt pretty bad...

Glasses are sexy. Screw them. =P

Sunnylexie
05-31-2013, 10:51 AM
The chair I was sitting on fell apart in the middle of a show X(.

Rose_Who
05-31-2013, 12:30 PM
The chair I was sitting on fell apart in the middle of a show X(.

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but I'd pay to see that. XD

Seriously, though, I hope you're okay. It's only funny if there's nothing hurt but your pride.

Rose_Who
05-31-2013, 01:20 PM
I was in a GOLD show countdown, and my husband called. I usually have Pandora radio on my phone, playing music, so it's plugged into speakers. I told the room, z"Oh, shit, i need to take this... brb..." and I answered the phone. I forgot that it was plugged into the speakers, so his voice comes blaring out where everyone can hear, "Hey, I'm lamost home, and I'm going to stop at subway... want anything?" And I was like

OMG!!! *scrambles to unplug the phone*
"uh... I'm working right now, but I wouldn't say no to a subway club.... yeah, lettuce, tomato, and pickles.... sure, mustard is fine...."


Guys in the room: So is that your BOYFRIEND???
Me: *blushing furiously* I don't talk about relationships on cam... How about I flash the room if you guys agree to just forget that happened?
Guys in the room: YAY FREE TITS!!

Rose_Who
06-02-2013, 08:56 AM
urgh... I hate making back-to-back posts, but I had my first on-cam unexpected visit from Aunt Flo.

so there I was, making sexy poses on the air mattress I keep in my room, chatting with the world's most low-maintenance custie. I was absently fiddling with a dildo, and I decide to put it into me, so I spread my legs wide and...

*gush*

I was like D: nooooooo!

And the custie was all, "Eh, you can't stop nature." I was amazed how well he took it in stride, but still humiliated. My period starting on cam is kind of a nightmare scenarios for me because 1) my birth control makes it utterly unpredictable, and 2) when it starts, there is no warning. No spotting. No real "PMS" to speak of... Just a blood-geyser shooting out of my cooch. It looks like someone sacrificed a goat in my bed. :(