View Full Version : Dating Women With Very Large Vaginas
slowpoke
05-22-2011, 06:09 PM
How to measure your vagina:
http://vaginainstitute.org/Women/Your_Vagina/how_much_does_your_vagina_meas.html
(wtf at the Miller beer can)
Is the institute a 501 (c) (3)?
Christany
05-22-2011, 06:23 PM
Is the institute a 501 (c) (3)?
:D Nah. For profit organization.
noelle
05-22-2011, 06:40 PM
Okay, I'm lolling at this thread, but seriously. I always thought the "big vagina" thing was just stupid and another way for men to make women feel bad about themselves, but I had a girlfriend with an extremely large, cavernous vagina. My hands aren't huge or anything, but fisting her was the easiest thing. I probably could have gotten both fists in there but never tried. She was also very tall and had a large frame. I can see how that could be an issue for a lot of guys... but obviously it didn't matter to me :)
Djoser
05-22-2011, 06:54 PM
I like a woman who's had a kid, they can usually go all night. There's also such a thing as too tight, I've run into it. Use all the lube, take all the time you want, it's just not an easy fit.
The Kama Sutra has a part where they talk about matching up yoni and lingam sizes. An elephant yoni can still please a tiger lingam (I think it was tiger it's been years since I read it), but not the smallest class lingam (rabbit lol?). A tiger yoni can take an elephant lingam or a rabbit, but might prefer the tiger lingam. The rabbit lingam will not please the elephant, either.
Oh and those kegels really work. Not all pussies are alike in the dark! There is such a thing as 'Pussy Control', and it is amazing.
Kellydancer
05-22-2011, 07:04 PM
There is definitely a thing as too tight and I am an example. In fact when I go for my yearly the doctor uses a small speculum on on me. Then again I also have vaginismus which makes the tighness even more extreme.
Mr Hyde
05-22-2011, 07:11 PM
What is too big? Like a pencil in a can of paint?
Are you encountering a lot of women like this? If so, maybe it's your equipment that's the problem. I know this....I myself have never found a loose vagina...heh...
MargaritaVillain
05-22-2011, 07:18 PM
^ I had a GF with an extremely tight hoo-ha.
She would clamp down on me so tight with that thing, I thought it was gonna break me off when we shifted around.
There just wasn't much room to maneuver in there (she said it never caused her pain though). We joked around about it and I would playfully call her "G.I. Erin with the Kung-Fu grip"
FiendishGyrator
05-22-2011, 07:20 PM
I think big vaginas are out there, but I think small peens outnumber them quite a bit. But then again, I'm a woman, I've a bias here. I've run into a LOT of small peenies, and while it's true a man could run into a big vagina, a woman is much more likely to run into a small peenie--
and it's annoying.
There should be a way to ask, hey, what's your penis size? Because I've asked delicately, and I'll just get vague answers-- small dicks never want to 'fess up.
NeedsHelp123
05-22-2011, 07:43 PM
LOL I've never had a woman ask me what my penis size was when meeting her, I wish they would, I love women who are completely and sometimes 'too' blunt or straight to the point
Djoser
05-23-2011, 02:08 AM
Lol! Actually, you have my full support in calling a "very large vagina" a deal breaker. If it doesn't do for you what you need for it to do....then ya just gotta peace the fuck out! Haha. What are you supposed to do, just put up with it 'cuz it wouldn't be all that "nice" to break up with someone over her vagina? Nah, you gotta do what you gotta do, otherwise it's not fair to either of you.
I'm just sayin', if the girl's got a lot of redeeming qualities and want to try to make it work anal is a great alternative ;D It's also a great reason to talk her into letting you take her ass virginity. I'm sure that something like "Honey, I'm really scared you're vagina's going to swallow me whole. Think we could try the back door tonight?" would work swimmingly. ;)
BTW, is it actually possible to have a loose butthole. I've heard urban myths that it can loosen up if you have too much anal, but that doesn't really make sense to me....hmmm.
Post number 69 from this impressive newbie. I do hope she sticks around, I like her style.
;D
I too have heard about the anal porn queens running into problems due to loose sphincters.
Jessie_tinydancer
05-23-2011, 05:18 AM
Okay, I'm lolling at this thread, but seriously. I always thought the "big vagina" thing was just stupid and another way for men to make women feel bad about themselves, but I had a girlfriend with an extremely large, cavernous vagina. My hands aren't huge or anything, but fisting her was the easiest thing. I probably could have gotten both fists in there but never tried. She was also very tall and had a large frame. I can see how that could be an issue for a lot of guys... but obviously it didn't matter to me :)
Ive seen that before too. This girl was also very big and tall. I didnt put a fist in or anything but it was like a cave in there... so odd. Didnt bother me either but shocked me a little at first.
slowpoke
05-23-2011, 07:44 AM
Post number 69 from this impressive newbie. I do hope she sticks around, I like her style.
;D
Indeed
slowpoke
05-23-2011, 07:48 AM
There should be a way to ask, hey, what's your penis size? Because I've asked delicately, and I'll just get vague answers-- small dicks never want to 'fess up.
Perhaps it could be on driver’s licenses, along with height and eye color.
lemiwinks31
05-23-2011, 09:30 AM
Perhaps it could be on driver’s licenses, along with height and eye color.
maybe you could name the sizes to give people a more accurate measure...
Small Sharpie
Big Sharpie
Carrot
Mop Handle
Polish Sausage
Hammer Handle
Diet Coke Can
Fist
Gorilla Fist
Hydrant
Small Child
Big Child
Everything...
looks like i have a gap(so to speak) between Hammer & Diet Coke.....hmmmmmmmm
KFC drumstick?
Robertjordan
05-23-2011, 09:45 AM
Interesting thought. I'm on the plus side of average and from my experience I've found that vaginas can be tight or loose. Perhaps that's what the original poster meant instead of large. I've run into far more tighter vaginas in my time and to me that's not as desirable as one that is more loose. Of course the ideal would be a perfect fit, kind of snug but not too much. Certainly I'm no doctor but I imagine that a loose vagina, or one that feels loose, is a product of size, the woman being more relaxed, perhaps had more experience and not to be overlooked, is very well lubricated. One of my all time favorite sex partners was on the loose side. She was very experienced, loved sex and always seemed well lubricated down there.
Currently I'm in a ltr and my partner is just the right size. I think she was tight when we first got together but over the years our bodies accommodated. If we go for a long time between having sex it feels tighter and if we do it a bunch of times, like twice in a day, the subsequent times it feels looser. But she is petite and I have to be careful not to bop her cervix in certain positions so I guess that would make her vagina small.
So Fine Divyne
05-23-2011, 12:53 PM
(Big picture of great big vacuum suctioned vagina deleted)
Umm, this looks like a swollen infected vagina. If you glance down toward where the ass is the series of small skin tags, bumps, papules or whatever the hell they are is the second clue. Seriously though I think that guys have a right not to like large vaginas. If I can have a cock size preference a man should be able to say he doesn't want to bang a coke can or sausage roll size vagina. Everyone likes what they like, but I'm sure every man has met at least one chick and you think wow it's ginormous in here. I've seen some ladies at work and been like "wow, I can see her cervix". I think it's a very valid complaint. It is a hilarious thread though.
JustAnotherCustomer
05-23-2011, 01:18 PM
I've never had a problem with a large vagina 8)
Now too small, that sucks! :-\
JustAnotherCustomer
05-23-2011, 01:22 PM
(Big giant picture of big giant pussy that was indeed vacuum suctioned to look that fucking bad deleted)
Thats from Pussy vacuum pumping,
http://femalepumping.net/Guides/Pussy_Enlargement/index.html
The Six
05-23-2011, 01:32 PM
I love when the disgusting picture gets quoted 50 times.
mediocrity
05-23-2011, 02:31 PM
^^ I couldn't stop looking at her hemorrhoids. Ugh that shit looks gross.
NeedsHelp123
05-23-2011, 03:57 PM
oh my god. wtf lol
I was just sitting here waiting for it to go to the third page of discussion to get rid of that picture so I would never have to see it again in my life
now it's back 4 times already. :( my eyes!!!!
redhead85
05-23-2011, 04:18 PM
It just makes sense if he knows he needs a really extremely small tight 1 to feel anything, but women have belly buttons for guys that size so it shouldn't be an issue really.
LMAO
How to measure your vagina:
http://vaginainstitute.org/Women/Your_Vagina/how_much_does_your_vagina_meas.html
(wtf at the Miller beer can)
LOL... so, what, am I supposed to wonder around my house naked sticking things of increasing diameter in there until it's too big all in the name of statistics? lemiwinks31 list is a riot.. maybe a cucumber would be appropriate in the hammer handle/coke can gap.
In my family, we call vaginas Gucci's, because they are worth a lot and you don't stick just anything in there!
DesuvsDeath
05-23-2011, 04:26 PM
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z199/Candy_AIDS/MeganAnderson.jpg
DesuvsDeath
05-23-2011, 04:27 PM
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r174/raws_411/Cyanide%20and%20Happiness/comicvaginalol1.png
trishaxxxo
05-23-2011, 04:29 PM
ACK THAT PIC WONT DIE!!!
Just had to chime in here this thread is hilarious. As a bisexual woman, I have had sex with as many women as men, and I will say, YES some ladies vaginas are bigger than others, LOL
Just like with men, genitals come in all different lengths/sizes/colors. And it has nothing to do with the person's physical size, sexual experiences, or kegel exercises. Ok maybe a little to do with kegels.
My ex would always remark that even though I was a good 6" taller and a much bigger lady than his last girlfriend, that she had what felt like a gaping vag, and I on the other hand would HURT him sometimes clenching up during sex.
SO yep some ladies have big pussies. Some guys have small dicks. Let's not set a double standard, and hopefully you can make it work....but I have dumped someone for being too small before (He had a 3" dick and could not eat pussy to save his life) So I think guys can totally reserve the right to bail if they cant even feel like its in there!!
NeedsHelp123
05-23-2011, 04:33 PM
"theres a ton of guys out there who've been labeled with small penis, I bet you it's the big vagina, these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder, something should be done"
NeedsHelp123
05-23-2011, 04:34 PM
Reeeemixx!!!!!
trishaxxxo
05-23-2011, 04:38 PM
REEEEMIXX!!!!!
OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS I am crying a little im laughing so hard.
Almost Jaded
05-23-2011, 05:44 PM
That's some funny fuckin' shit motherfucker...
NeedsHelp123
05-23-2011, 05:54 PM
'You got the huge vagina'
http://data.whicdn.com/images/1800444/377550023_d1e51ac5f7_thumb.jpg
NeedsHelp123
05-23-2011, 11:13 PM
You can tear the muscle that clenches it tight, resulting in a butthole that cannot do it's job correctly. This is what adult diapers are for.
That's disgusting lol
I remember someone posting a video on the net a long time ago where a pornstars butthole COLLAPSED into itself on camera!!
LOL It was fucking weird
Now that was the sickest thing i've ever seen in my life
mediocrity
05-24-2011, 05:07 AM
You can tear the muscle that clenches it tight, resulting in a butthole that cannot do it's job correctly. This is what adult diapers are for.
Fact! If not done correctly, you can damage the anal sphincter and the sigmoid colon, especially since the colon twists and turns, unlike the vagina which is a straight shot.
redhead85
05-24-2011, 08:50 AM
I feel like I am in an anotomy lesson taught by my 8th grade sex ed teacher.
AngelCummings
05-24-2011, 09:09 AM
The inside of my vagina is small but I feel like the outside is more prominent in the sense that I feel like the bone sticks out too much and like, the front of my vagina doesn't go "inward". Is this abnormal? Does anyone understand what I'm trying to say?
TouringGirlfriend
05-24-2011, 09:26 AM
TMI ANGEL!!!! TMI!! LOL!! hehe just kidding. Yeah I don't understand :(
lemiwinks31
05-24-2011, 09:41 AM
The inside of my vagina is small but I feel like the outside is more prominent in the sense that I feel like the bone sticks out too much and like, the front of my vagina doesn't go "inward". Is this abnormal? Does anyone understand what I'm trying to say?
you have an "outie"?
AngelCummings
05-24-2011, 11:45 AM
TMI ANGEL!!!! TMI!! LOL!! hehe just kidding. Yeah I don't understand :(
LOL I knew someone was gonna say that! Idk how to explain it really, it's like the front of my pelvis is really slanted. I mean no one has ever said anything so it must not be noticeable to others I guess or I'm sure one of my custies would have said something by now lol. Hopefully someone will know what I'm talking about!
AngelCummings
05-24-2011, 11:46 AM
you have an "outie"?
lol no i mean my vagina lips and all that good stuff is completely normal, i'm talking about the bone that the front of the vagina rests on
Almost Jaded
05-24-2011, 12:43 PM
Not abnormal. Some woman have a very "front facing" cootchie, some have a very "down facing" one; anything in between is - well, just something in between. Unless it's up by your bellybutton or behind your asshole, I don't think there's a problem, lol.
I knew a girl at my club that had a slightly slanted pussy so me & my bff used to tease her about it by watching her with our heads tilted so that it looked even to us & we could pretend we didn't notice.
Anyhow most pussies contract in size & can go from finger tight to taking a fist without any problem, but if any woman's vag walls are weak & she has this large blackhole of a pussy well you can always stick a flesh light in it & order it to fit whatever size feels right for a guy that wants a tighter one.
AngelCummings
05-24-2011, 02:15 PM
I knew a girl at my club that had a slightly slanted pussy so me & my bff used to tease her about it by watching her with our heads tilted so that it looked even to us & we could pretend we didn't notice.
Anyhow most pussies contract in size & can go from finger tight to taking a fist without any problem, but if any woman's vag walls are weak & she has this large blackhole of a pussy well you can always stick a flesh light in it & order it to fit whatever size feels right for a guy that wants a tighter one.
lmao! genius
laurielegs
05-24-2011, 02:53 PM
This thread is crazy to me. Unless his penis is as wide as a baby's head then sorry, being with any number of men is not going to affect a vagina at ALL. Has nobody here ever had a child or been with a woman who has?
If someone has a loose vagina due to childbirth or whatever reason, then it can be fixed with Kegels. The vaginal muscles are very responsive to exercise and they contract back after sex or after healing from childbirth. Otherwise each and every woman who had a child would never be able to enjoy sex again.
ASSLover
05-24-2011, 04:56 PM
Fact! If not done correctly, you can damage the anal sphincter and the sigmoid colon, especially since the colon twists and turns, unlike the vagina which is a straight shot.
She's right you can definitely have a loose anus!
trishaxxxo
05-24-2011, 05:02 PM
This thread is crazy to me. Unless his penis is as wide as a baby's head then sorry, being with any number of men is not going to affect a vagina at ALL. Has nobody here ever had a child or been with a woman who has?
If someone has a loose vagina due to childbirth or whatever reason, then it can be fixed with Kegels. The vaginal muscles are very responsive to exercise and they contract back after sex or after healing from childbirth. Otherwise each and every woman who had a child would never be able to enjoy sex again.
That is not what we are discussing here, we are talking about vaginas that are NATURALLY larger. Just like some guys have big peens and small peens, some women have big vaginas and small vaginas.
and 90% of the time the tightness of your vag has nothing to do with how much sex youve had. its just biology.
redhead85
05-24-2011, 05:03 PM
you have an "outie"?
I think an outie would be a penis?:O
lestat1
05-24-2011, 06:01 PM
The inside of my vagina is small but I feel like the outside is more prominent in the sense that I feel like the bone sticks out too much and like, the front of my vagina doesn't go "inward". Is this abnormal? Does anyone understand what I'm trying to say?
I'm not following you, however, it sounds incredibly important that we all get to the bottom of this mystery. I know I can't be alone in being curious and in wanting to understand this vaginal curiosity of yours. I think you have a wonderful opportunity here to educate and inform all of us about your vagina. As you know, a picture is worth a thousand words. A diagram might help, but at the end of the day, when all of the posting back and forth is done with, what really will assist us all the most is some sort of photographic guide to your unique vaginal protrusion. I encourage you to post a picture,preferably showing your vagina adjacent to a protractor so we can measure the angle of protrusion and offer our uninformed medical opinion.
mediocrity
05-24-2011, 06:51 PM
I think an outie would be a penis?:O
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrila6F2Y1qfn4lh.jpg
ArmySGT.
05-24-2011, 07:04 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/Fail/spockfailvi8.jpg
Mindy Bares All
05-24-2011, 07:11 PM
This is a dealbreaker for me, the same way some women do not like small peens (e.g. dating men with small peens thread)
If this is such an issue for you, you can always try sex before any foreplay.
She'd love that. ::)
lestat1
05-24-2011, 07:26 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrila6F2Y1qfn4lh.jpg
I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.