View Full Version : Dating Women With Very Large Vaginas
NeedsHelp123
05-24-2011, 07:27 PM
Why do these sick pictures keep coming up..LOL that's terrible
babylovexxx
05-24-2011, 08:08 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Webstuff/UMMM_ok.gif
large vagina?
**stolen rom funny pics post :P
Christany
05-24-2011, 11:09 PM
lol @ the Starship Enterprise :rotfl:
Djoser
05-25-2011, 12:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU
"theres a ton of guys out there who've been labeled with small penis, I bet you it's the big vagina, these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder, something should be done"
But wait! There's more...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8&NR=1
Djoser
05-25-2011, 12:24 AM
Why do these sick pictures keep coming up..LOL that's terrible
I just got rid of all but the first. Sorry ArmySgt, the Enterprise warping into the giant vacuumed pussy had to go too.
And no more pictures of basketballs in women's asses, either.
whirlerz
05-25-2011, 07:24 AM
:rotfl::rotfl:
Wow, is it me or has this section gotten WEIRD lately:O?
I think "dating men w/small p***s kinda set ppl off?/:O:pickle:
lemiwinks31
05-25-2011, 09:28 AM
:rotfl::rotfl:
Wow, is it me or has this section gotten WEIRD lately:O?
I think "dating men w/small p***s kinda set ppl off?/:O:pickle:
I think the OP kind of meant this as a light hearted response to the small peen thread.....I dont think it was meant to be taken seriously...
whirlerz
05-25-2011, 10:23 AM
Not that I was, see the rollies..::)
redhead85
05-25-2011, 10:40 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrila6F2Y1qfn4lh.jpg
ah, i see.... learn something new everyday.
redhead85
05-25-2011, 10:45 AM
I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
Oh my god, that is the funniest thing I have read on here so far. I am now happy with my middle of the road, innie-outie, such that I exude equal confidence and mystery.. lol..:-*
safado
05-25-2011, 03:41 PM
I hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel I used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that I hooked up with her.
She was just loose, but not so loose that I would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, I can't feel much of anything after a while I decided to give up, so I pretend that I came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so I spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.
She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later I stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that I was staying there and she tried tracking me down.
penandink1019
05-25-2011, 03:47 PM
End of an old joke:
"Flashlight? Hell, help me find my keys and we'll drive out!"
< Rim shot >
Mindy Bares All
05-25-2011, 06:48 PM
I hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel I used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that I hooked up with her.
She was just loose, but not so loose that I would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, I can't feel much of anything after a while I decided to give up, so I pretend that I came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so I spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.
She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later I stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that I was staying there and she tried tracking me down.
This anecdote seems to convey the message that women with less-than-tight vaginas are bad, stupid stalkers....
Very little of this was actually relevant. ;)
deskmemo
05-26-2011, 08:58 AM
I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
another lestat classic
JayATee
05-26-2011, 10:02 AM
I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
Again... I bow down to your awesomeness. :worship:
_Avery_
05-26-2011, 07:14 PM
I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
lmfao!!
That is awesome!
ZePeanut
05-26-2011, 07:22 PM
Mwahahahaha! SW should be filled with threads like this..
MargaritaVillain
05-26-2011, 07:35 PM
I feel torn here. On one hand, there is something about the "tucked in" look to the innie that appeals to my overly-clean and anal-retentive nature. It's nice and neat. Respectful even. On the other hand, she's teasing me. Like, "yeah, I've got inner labia. What, you wanted to see them? Pfft. Fuck you!" Whereas little miss outie seems comfortable enough with herself to let it all hang out on display, like "check it out baby!" There's a confidence, or rather, a comfort there that I find appealing. Miss outie isn't being a labia teasing bitch like miss innie, but you have to wonder if that's really for my benefit? I mean, maybe she's flashing trout lips for every guy and I'm no one special. With miss innie I'd almost feel like I earned a reward when I finally got to see her inner shaved clam. Like I'm one of the special ones worthy of that prize. At the same time though, who the fuck does she think she is? Who died and put her vagina on a pedestal? She thinks she's "all that" because her dick-squeezers are hidden and not catching wind like miss outie. Uptight bitch. Don't even text me, alright? I'm calling miss outie for another date.
http://i.imgur.com/Bom4C.jpg
KS_Stevia
05-26-2011, 08:09 PM
That Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode was a classic. I saw it once before but just now was laughing so hard was in tears.
Djoser
05-26-2011, 08:32 PM
This anecdote seems to convey the message that women with less-than-tight vaginas are bad, stupid stalkers....
Very little of this was actually relevant. ;)
I don't think he meant it that way. Any more than if a woman describing sex with a little teeny peeny guy then went on to say 'Oh and then later he wound up stalking me, isn't that weird?'
I think we all know that stalking has nothing to do with genital size.
Actually, this whole thread is irrelevant. ;D
But it's no worse than a lot of other stuff in The Lounge, so we'll leave it for a while. Unless of course someone starts getting nasty.
Almost Jaded
05-26-2011, 11:24 PM
Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU, DJ.
:P
What is this thread even about anymore? lol
Lady Xplicit18
05-28-2011, 05:33 AM
I have an innie and while growing up I use to think there was something wrong with my pussy since I don't have labia minoras lol smh
Spinnerette
05-28-2011, 05:53 PM
Woah, ironically I was eating a glazed donut when that picture of the vacuum pumped pussy came up. O___o
And ja, vajujus come in different sizes. Gotta find your match.
whirlerz
05-28-2011, 06:38 PM
I hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel I used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that I hooked up with her.
She was just loose, but not so loose that I would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, I can't feel much of anything after a while I decided to give up, so I pretend that I came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so I spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.
She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later I stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that I was staying there and she tried tracking me down.
:boxedin::pickle::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
NeedsHelp123
05-30-2011, 03:44 AM
i hooked up once with a woman who had a large vagina, she was an assistant manager at a hotel i used to stay at on vacation. I was staying at a different place the time that i hooked up with her.
She was just loose, but not so loose that i would need to strap a board to my ass in order to not fall in. I remember thinking damn, i can't feel much of anything after a while i decided to give up, so i pretend that i came and got rid of the condom quick so she did not notice. I did not know how to tell her that her vag was just too big for me, so i spent the last few days of my trip avoiding her.
She actually tried stalking me for a while after that. She stopped working at the hotel so about a year and a half later i stayed there again, one of her friends tipped her off that i was staying there and she tried tracking me down.
LOL!!
Bunny
05-31-2011, 05:07 PM
My ex always told me mine was tight and that some are so loose you can barely feel the sides. I'm an outtie though. I always wondered what percent are innies versus outties.
Dyllan
05-31-2011, 05:49 PM
This thread made my day. I really needed a laugh!
Brigham
06-01-2011, 08:28 PM
It is interesting that so many folks find the idea of large vagina funny.
threlayer
06-02-2011, 11:13 AM
one word - kegels
Almost Jaded
06-02-2011, 08:18 PM
Kegals only go so far.
bucket
06-05-2011, 02:13 PM
Hello!!!................hello!!..............hello !...........hello..........hell..........hel...... ....he..........h..........
tempest666
06-05-2011, 02:24 PM
With as many guys as I've fucked I'm shocked mine isn't the size of the Chunnel. It hurts to fuck him cause he's so damn big.
ArmySGT.
06-05-2011, 03:53 PM
That's not such a big Vahjine-----
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Dizzygurl
06-07-2011, 11:01 PM
According to this the average woman can handle penises 9 inches long and 2 ½ inches wide (8 inches around). True size queens can often take up to 12 inches long and 3 inches wide!
http://www.penissizedebate.com/page41_vagina-size.htm
So guys with small penises really can't fill the average pussy tight if they tried.
:judge::judge::judge: HERE HERE!!! ;D
Dizzygurl
06-07-2011, 11:09 PM
Angel! i know what you're talking about!!! i, too, have an "outie"! where your pubic bone makes your front stick out! kinda like you're packing, but not lolololol. i was also blessed with a wonder woman ribcage ;)
AngelCummings
06-09-2011, 09:21 AM
Angel! i know what you're talking about!!! i, too, have an "outie"! where your pubic bone makes your front stick out! kinda like you're packing, but not lolololol. i was also blessed with a wonder woman ribcage ;)
finally someone who understandsssss rofl
threlayer
06-09-2011, 07:53 PM
Kegals only go so far.
Not having one of my own, I don't know too much but kegels are supposed to strengthen the muscles. They won't do much to make the vj smaller, but it seems to me it would make the gripping tighter. Of course that is an effort, but tensing any part of the body is an effort too.
kthnx
07-08-2011, 10:21 AM
Lmfao here's the clip I described on this thred some time ago, VERY relevant to this topic:
Hahahahahaha hilarious!!! :D
Mindy Bares All
07-10-2011, 01:47 PM
I thought an admin closed this one?
kthnx
07-10-2011, 05:05 PM
Apparintly not! :D it's open for business
My ex always told me mine was tight and that some are so loose you can barely feel the sides. I'm an outtie though. I always wondered what percent are innies versus outties.
I think there are more outies than innies. I am an innie, this is what guys have told me. I always wondered if I am loose/tight/average..... I never really asked, and nobody ever really complained..... I'm curious now though. But really I think it just has to do with how you match up to a guy's anatomy. I was with a guy with that had a huge dick that hurt, but felt soooo skinny, not pleasurable at all! I'm sure he told all his friends I'm loose, because I told everyone about his pencil dick.
Almost Jaded
07-11-2011, 01:21 PM
^ and that's it right there. Both halves anatomy comes in different shapes and sizes. It's not always going to be a match, lol.
So why - which is where this thread started - does society stigmatize men for their size or lack thereof, as though the female half were all exactly the same dimensions and tolerances?
minitman
12-27-2011, 10:17 AM
woman "Put your finger inside me .... now another finger .... now your hand..... now the other hand.....now clap your hands'
man "I can't"
woman "yeah it's tight isn't it"
LaurenAus
12-27-2011, 10:54 AM
woman "Put your finger inside me .... now another finger .... now your hand..... now the other hand.....now clap your hands'
man "I can't"
woman "yeah it's tight isn't it"
nice first post
Coastie Joe
12-27-2011, 11:49 AM
So screwing your mother it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway Trabek?
whirlerz
12-27-2011, 05:05 PM
I thought an admin closed this one?
Sounds like a great idea, though!:)