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FBR
06-12-2011, 04:54 PM
^ agree crumblies could be problematic. I haven't seen it personally but my favs have always spent a lot of time in the dressing room doing girl things I assume. I suppose one of those things was coochie inspection.

FBR

Djoser
06-12-2011, 05:26 PM
I'm not sure I want to ask about the baby wipes :)

One of the first things you must do as a DJ is to learn to pay no attention whatsoever to them when they are doing this in the dressing room.

Much harder to pull off--when you walk in just as they are bent over with their ass spread wide open in the mirror, making sure the tampon string (or toilet paper) isn't showing. Even after 11 years of seeing everything in the world in a dressing room, it can be a little tough to pretend nothing is happening at all, whatsoever, if you have just opened the door and they are doing it.

Worst of all, when a really nasty one does this right at you and asks you to tell her if it's showing. I always say 'No, you're fine, don't worry about it!' instantly, so I don't have to actually look at it.

camille27
06-13-2011, 07:00 PM
ohhhhhhhhh the stories i have involving people you know. sigh.

to my recollection, i don't recall ever asking a dj if my tampon string was showing but i wouldn't put it past me because i love to make men uncomfortable.



One of the first things you must do as a DJ is to learn to pay no attention whatsoever to them when they are doing this in the dressing room.

Much harder to pull off--when you walk in just as they are bent over with their ass spread wide open in the mirror, making sure the tampon string (or toilet paper) isn't showing. Even after 11 years of seeing everything in the world in a dressing room, it can be a little tough to pretend nothing is happening at all, whatsoever, if you have just opened the door and they are doing it.

Worst of all, when a really nasty one does this right at you and asks you to tell her if it's showing. I always say 'No, you're fine, don't worry about it!' instantly, so I don't have to actually look at it.

silk55
06-14-2011, 06:27 AM
a purse full of $$$ not organized or in a wallet. I always loved when my on and off ex tried to pay for iced coffee fumbling around her purse

an addiction to lip gloss

4everresolutions
06-14-2011, 08:53 AM
^It always seems I'm trying to break a $100 or $50 in a Tim Horton's Coffee Shop. Perhaps I should go to higher end coffee places that would be more used to white collar clientele and larger bills, but I'm addicted to T-Ho's Ice-Capps....so I'll continue to piss off their cashiers with my large, wrinkly bills.

Djoser
06-14-2011, 12:02 PM
ohhhhhhhhh the stories i have involving people you know. sigh.

to my recollection, i don't recall ever asking a dj if my tampon string was showing but i wouldn't put it past me because i love to make men uncomfortable.

Haha I have some stories for you as well!

If you were to do it it wouldn't make me uncomfortable at all. I don't mind checking to make sure the tampon string is hidden or there is nothing funny showing, and have done this innumerable times in 11 years, at work. Not to mention having lived with several women for a cumulative total of 14 years, many dancer girlfriends running around naked etc., seeing all of that shit on a daily basis. There's nothing remotely uncomfortable there.

It's when some nasty skanky bloated huge-assed disgusting one does it, that I simply say 'No! Nothing showing at all! You're fine.' and do whatever else I need to do at the moment so she removes the revolting sight ASAMFP and I don't have to look at it anymore and maybe vomit. :D

camille27
06-14-2011, 12:28 PM
is this the same women that was eating children in her down time?

Djoser
06-14-2011, 02:26 PM
:rotfl:

No! I might have gone catatonic if she'd pulled that shit on me.

Last time it happened (the bad way) was a dancer I nicknamed 'Godzilla'. She was almost as bad as the baby-eating troll. The veracity of which was borne out when I saw her at that club we also both know about, and said to the DJ 'I see you got Godzilla here, I am so glad she isn't at my club anymore!', and the DJ knew instantly who Godzilla was.

Though I averted my eyes as quickly as possible, as though I'd been slapped hard in the face, while loudly proclaiming 'No, nothing showing, it's all good, you're fine!', I can still see that monstrous image clearly to this day. No details, thank all the gods--I averted my eyes just in time, and she was fortunately about 6 feet away.

tillrules
06-16-2011, 09:55 PM
this is easy. doing the butt clap move when standing around.

in a night club dances and slaps the hand against their thigh with the beat of the song...every stripper i know does this when they dance at some point.

This reminded me of something that happened to me many years ago. I was friendly with a dancer and she was babysitting her niece. The niece wanted to go roller skating, so we took her. At one point, they played one of the songs she usually danced to and while we were skating, she was doing the same motions that she normally did when she danced with her hands and hips.

The funny thing is that she didn't even realize it until I pointed it out to her.

Djoser
06-17-2011, 01:51 AM
^^^It's true! The body gets use to moving in certain ways, dancing, walking, slapping the hand on the thigh, etc. And people don't even realize they are doing it after a while.

Brandi_Lynn
06-17-2011, 02:27 AM
I have caught myself many times just cupping my boobs or jiggling my ass or something in the most inappropriate places. Oops. Especially the boob thing (theres no way to just explain that away). Lol:-[:D

camille27
06-17-2011, 05:30 AM
what is this slapping of the thigh thing? i don't think i do that. i'm now very nervous about the weird shit i do. and the sign in starbucks that they will not break anything about a $20 bill, i am taking super personally.

whirlerz
06-18-2011, 07:40 AM
I like to wipe off my na-na after every lap dance and after I pee. >:( You don't want smelly ass pussy grinding on you do you?

^:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Girl, you freakin' KILL me!!!

whirlerz
06-18-2011, 11:58 AM
^It always seems I'm trying to break a $100 or $50 in a Tim Horton's Coffee Shop. Perhaps I should go to higher end coffee places that would be more used to white collar clientele and larger bills, but I'm addicted to T-Ho's Ice-Capps....so I'll continue to piss off their cashiers with my large, wrinkly bills.

This is a riot too!:D

natilinia rouge
06-18-2011, 02:57 PM
:rotfl:

No! I might have gone catatonic if she'd pulled that shit on me.

Last time it happened (the bad way) was a dancer I nicknamed 'Godzilla'. She was almost as bad as the baby-eating troll. The veracity of which was borne out when I saw her at that club we also both know about, and said to the DJ 'I see you got Godzilla here, I am so glad she isn't at my club anymore!', and the DJ knew instantly who Godzilla was.

Though I averted my eyes as quickly as possible, as though I'd been slapped hard in the face, while loudly proclaiming 'No, nothing showing, it's all good, you're fine!', I can still see that monstrous image clearly to this day. No details, thank all the gods--I averted my eyes just in time, and she was fortunately about 6 feet away.



haha i am sorry dj but i do not understand what made her godzilla was it cuz she wass huge was it cuz she looked ugly waass she tall and ugly im lost in translation here :P
ppps: did someone really eat there child or is tht a joke ?

Vyanka
06-18-2011, 02:58 PM
I feel like an obvious stripper every time I go to whole foods before work. My big duffle bag, hair done, some makeup on, sunglasses on or hat(to avoid eye contact & keep ppl from staring at my stripper eyes)wearing gym clothes. LOL. So obvious.

Funny thing too, I can spot some fellow strippers there w/the same schedules as well.

babylovexxx
06-18-2011, 03:53 PM
Walking into Sephora looking like a complete bum, in sweats, uggs, hair in a bun and no makup, but leave with 500$ of makeup and beauty supplies :)

babylovexxx
06-18-2011, 03:56 PM
I have caught myself many times just cupping my boobs or jiggling my ass or something in the most inappropriate places. Oops. Especially the boob thing (theres no way to just explain that away). Lol:-[:D

brandi if i had your tatas id fondle myself too!

Brandi_Lynn
06-18-2011, 04:52 PM
brandi if i had your tatas id fondle myself too!


Awww, thanx, babe! :-*

Brandi_Lynn
06-18-2011, 04:54 PM
Walking into Sephora looking like a complete bum, in sweats, uggs, hair in a bun and no makup, but leave with 500$ of makeup and beauty supplies :)


So true on the Uggs. So many off us live in those damn things. Or flip flops

Almost Jaded
06-18-2011, 09:32 PM
PLATFORM flip-flops. I know lots of strippers who live in flip flops OTC, but I know lots of other girls that do, too. But ONLY strippers own more than one pair of the 4" thick flip flops, and wear them ALL THE TIME (yes babe - if you're reading this - I'm looking at you, lol). MM has a pair that she will not live without, and I've noticed a bunch of her friends wear them a lot, too, lol. Never seen a non-stripper in those things, ever.

Djoser
06-19-2011, 02:14 AM
haha i am sorry dj but i do not understand what made her godzilla was it cuz she wass huge was it cuz she looked ugly waass she tall and ugly im lost in translation here :P


All of the above. A great big, ill-proportioned, surly bitch with an really ugly face and a very nasty disposition. One night I went into the next club she worked at (though certainly not to see her). We were tipping the girls as usual, being pretty low key though as it was a slow night. Then Godzilla came onstage.

Either she was annoyed we didn't tip her when we tipped all the other smiling, attractive dancers that night, or she was trying to get our attention. But for whatever reason, she took off her panties and threw them onto our table.

Apparently the look of horror and disgust on my face, coupled with a surely visible shuddering withdrawal from the foul undergarments, led her to loudly exclaim 'There ain't nothin wrong with ma panties!' This did nothing whatsoever to elicit any positive reaction.


ppps: did someone really eat there child or is tht a joke ?

I doubt she actually ate any babies, but she looked like the sort to do it, and I mean that literally. It was the most fitting phrase to describe her, at the moment I needed one. But get this, she actually claimed to have been a feature dancer! :D

SerenaSin
06-19-2011, 08:29 AM
The girls at the combination lingerie/dancewear/sextoy shop in town holding crazy lime-green or hot-pink outfits up to the store's blacklight to make sure they glow

Really, any hot girl under 50 buying clothes there

babylovexxx
06-19-2011, 01:21 PM
platform flip-flops. I know lots of strippers who live in flip flops otc, but i know lots of other girls that do, too. But only strippers own more than one pair of the 4" thick flip flops, and wear them all the time (yes babe - if you're reading this - i'm looking at you, lol). Mm has a pair that she will not live without, and i've noticed a bunch of her friends wear them a lot, too, lol. Never seen a non-stripper in those things, ever.


so true!

natilinia rouge
06-19-2011, 01:37 PM
All of the above. A great big, ill-proportioned, surly bitch with an really ugly face and a very nasty disposition. One night I went into the next club she worked at (though certainly not to see her). We were tipping the girls as usual, being pretty low key though as it was a slow night. Then Godzilla came onstage.

Either she was annoyed we didn't tip her when we tipped all the other smiling, attractive dancers that night, or she was trying to get our attention. But for whatever reason, she took off her panties and threw them onto our table.

Apparently the look of horror and disgust on my face, coupled with a surely visible shuddering withdrawal from the foul undergarments, led her to loudly exclaim 'There ain't nothin wrong with ma panties!' This did nothing whatsoever to elicit any positive reaction.



I doubt she actually ate any babies, but she looked like the sort to do it, and I mean that literally. It was the most fitting phrase to describe her, at the moment I needed one. But get this, she actually claimed to have been a feature dancer! :D





haha wow i wouldnt wanna work at the club and come across that horror

Vyanka
06-19-2011, 08:09 PM
PLATFORM flip-flops. I know lots of strippers who live in flip flops OTC, but I know lots of other girls that do, too. But ONLY strippers own more than one pair of the 4" thick flip flops, and wear them ALL THE TIME (yes babe - if you're reading this - I'm looking at you, lol). MM has a pair that she will not live without, and I've noticed a bunch of her friends wear them a lot, too, lol. Never seen a non-stripper in those things, ever.

Ha. I rock those too. They're much more comfortable than the regular flip flops. Plus, I feel like my feet aren't too close to the ground so feet stay clean.

Katrina312
06-20-2011, 12:41 PM
I always wear a bebe or juicy sweatsuit and my friends always wear them too. Everywhere I go people can tell i'm a stripper. Maybe it's the rhinestones lol!

Zofia
06-20-2011, 02:15 PM
I love this thread, so many of these traits apply to me, even though it's been 8 years since I danced.

XOXO
Z

kikidejavu
12-26-2011, 09:52 AM
How to spot a NEW dancer!
She looks poor (ragged clothes, purse), but has a cute face, long hair, and is going on a shopping spree in target.
She has big blue and black bruises all over her legs cause she hasn't grown "stripper skin" yet :)

420bUnNy
12-29-2011, 02:21 AM
I'm swearing as my 7" clear heels tumble out of my bag and onto the floor, in polite company. If I'm lucky, one is tangled in a break-away thong.

smeca
12-29-2011, 05:31 AM
^^ Haha, that was me on my first night. The only bag i had wasn't quite big enough for my shoes and everything else, didn't zip up, and i only had a small plastic bag for my shoes (whhyy??). I caught a train straight after work with this tiny bag slowly shredding from the stilletto and things spewing out of my handbag *facepalm*

papillonluvr
12-30-2011, 04:53 PM
How to spot a NEW dancer!
She looks poor (ragged clothes, purse), but has a cute face, long hair, and is going on a shopping spree in target.
She has big blue and black bruises all over her legs cause she hasn't grown "stripper skin" yet :)

Oh, yeah. I see this so frequently.


And I too am guilty of clapping my ass in public, especially while waiting in line at the grocery store.

And popping my tits. I can do that, and sometimes Ill do it in public or at a bar. So embarassing when I get caught!

MyButter
12-30-2011, 05:01 PM
Out here, my spidey senses go off the radar any time I see a girl who looks completely hungover wearing old, dingy house clothes and carrying a $1,000+ bag, lol.

MissKatie
01-02-2012, 05:45 AM
IMO, the top giveaway (actually the top 2 giveaways) are a pair of breasts that are obviously bolt-ons. I don't know a "civilian" female with clearly fake boobs.

At one point, tattoos were a clue, but not any longer.

Not so! Many of us have fake breasts who are not strippers ;)

Over here in uk, it's usually easy to tell the strippers, dressed in the most expensive sweatpants, teeny vest, full makeup, bleached hair, hair extensions, big glasses, designer shoulder bag, coming out of the local beauty salon, esp in affluent areas.

anouk.oui
01-02-2012, 07:21 AM
do a strange body wave style dance whilst shaking your boobs in a moshpit for a rockband using the corner of the stage for support [with one hand] and making come hither eyes at the band members
my saturday night...... ^

slowpoke
01-03-2012, 10:36 AM
And I too am guilty of clapping my ass in public, especially while waiting in line at the grocery store.

And popping my tits. I can do that, and sometimes Ill do it in public or at a bar. So embarassing when I get caught!

Clapping = slapping yourself? Popping tits?

NatalyIrene
01-03-2012, 06:48 PM
Bebe! Why do strippers love Bebe sweats soooooo much???!

juicebox69
01-03-2012, 07:05 PM
Hell if I know....I've seen a few dancers otc paid but they looked normal 2 me lol !

kikidejavu
01-03-2012, 07:28 PM
Bebe! Why do strippers love Bebe sweats soooooo much???!

Guilty! I LOVE Bebe! and Juicy :D

SuperJa
01-03-2012, 07:41 PM
The tmi conversations like it's normal. Got pretty messed up this weekend and ended up telling my boyfriend's employees a story about a 'work conversation'... a lot of dropped jaws. Fortunately he was pretty drunk too and explained that I am representing Team Canada in London 2012 for the Olympics in lap dancing.


I never ever used to leave the house in sweat pants with no makeup. Now it's an all the time thing. Love my uggs.

Also I'm Canadian so the smallest bill we have is $5, but I'm guilty of making large purchases or paying rent with them.


Leaving for work in a hoodie, no shirt, no bra, sweats and uggs, hair and makeup perfect.

papillonluvr
01-03-2012, 08:16 PM
Clapping = slapping yourself? Popping tits?

Clapping, like, shaking my ass.

IDK if you've ever seen a girl do this, but move one boobie up and down at a time. I do that w/o even thinking about it. It happens when I lift weights too-it's why I wear super-awesome sports bras and baggy shirts at the gym (that way ppl aren't staring at me b/c my tits are moving). Some guys can do it too if they have enough chest muscle.

juicebox69
01-03-2012, 08:37 PM
@kiki.........you like the juice aaaawwwww ! Thanks love ! (Blushing)

tempest666
01-04-2012, 03:02 AM
I was at the gym showering and afterwards walking around naked as a jaybird back to my locker, oblivious to the shocked stares. I noticed there were some curtained off stalls and it dawned on me they were changing areas not showers for disabled people. :facepalm:

juicebox69
01-04-2012, 03:14 AM
@temp666 that facepalm was cute !

funkybrewster
02-01-2012, 01:15 AM
Never seen a non-stripper in those things, ever.
Really?! I love those things. I've been wearing them since I was a kid.

IsobelWren
02-02-2012, 07:27 PM
3. Jabbering unperturbed about anal waxing and bleaching at the nail salon despite the shocked looks of other patrons.


Ah ha haaaa! That's so me! I was on a cruise ship once and we chased every other patron out of the hot tub we were in and the hot tub next to us for talking about disgusting things that had happened on porn shoots. Didn't even think about it until we realized we were the only ones on deck. All the dirty looks we got as folks were leaving made sense then.



2. Large quantities of 1's (not always indicative but helpful)

My ex used to vend at comic book conventions. He'd stop by the bank to get large stacks of 1s and 5s before the conventions so that he could make change. He got chewed out by a teller who was "disgusted" that he was "obviously" going to a "den of sin". He laughed and told her that he got it to make change. She didn't believe him so every single time he went to that bank he requested her as a teller. She gave him the dirtiest looks and he'd just go through it all with a big grin.

TurboHips
02-04-2012, 12:02 PM
i always thought louis vuitton bags were a giveaway....maybe they still are

Almost Jaded
02-04-2012, 10:59 PM
I don't know about other towns, but in Vegas the car is often a dead giveaway. A late-model, high end Lexus or Benz or Bimmer - that a real car guy can tell sold for under $12k with 120k miles on it - driven by a cute young thing with oversized and overpriced sunglasses. I don't know why, but they HAVE to have a lux car whether hey can afford it or not, and would rather pay $12,000 for an 8 year old high-mile CLK than a 4 year old, low mileage Accord.

MissMynxx
02-14-2012, 10:11 AM
PLATFORM flip-flops. I know lots of strippers who live in flip flops OTC, but I know lots of other girls that do, too. But ONLY strippers own more than one pair of the 4" thick flip flops, and wear them ALL THE TIME (yes babe - if you're reading this - I'm looking at you, lol). MM has a pair that she will not live without, and I've noticed a bunch of her friends wear them a lot, too, lol. Never seen a non-stripper in those things, ever.

...you leave me and my platform floppies alone.

And there will be no defaming commentary on my sparkly silver Uggs either, Mister. They are comfy, god damn it.

GlitterBexie
02-16-2012, 08:05 PM
*Paying for things with folded notes straight from garter to purse.

*Buying more than 3 pairs of eyelashes at the same time, especially if she also bulk purchases baby wipes and instant tan.

I work in a beauty supply shop during the day and a girl came in and i initially thought she was dodgy, hoodie, sunglasses, uggs and sweatpants, then i noticed her rather expensive bag and that the sunglasses were dior. Dont know how it came up but we managed to out each other in the middle of the shop floor and turns out we are both dancing at the new club in my town when it opens lol.

*When the girl in front of you at the queue in the bank deposits £460 in £20's (and you both sigh and go "urgh" when you realise they have to be flat to put them in the machine)