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4everresolutions
06-06-2011, 02:05 PM
Hypothetically, bc the clubs I work out are more like local hang out bars every once n a while(maybe once every couple years) I see it very possible for a good person to stroll into the club. If that guy were to say meet me invest alot of time n me..get to know me for years and bend over backwards to prove he was a great person then hell I dont see why I wouldnt consider marriage if thats what I wanted. If the guy is hot that makes it easier...
Exactly we want a customer forever to Marry. That is a nice story thank you for sharing. But you give no advice on how other girl can meet customers. We don't all work at your club. Some clubs like mine are more about making money for the girls. I wish my club was like yours and it was more of a hangout. Hangout clubs are good because men don't want dances they just want to talk to the stirppers for free. So we're more likely to meet one to marry.
I wish more PL's did not buy dances and took us for Coffee instead,
4everresolutions
06-06-2011, 02:09 PM
I want to restate my intent for this thread. It has gotten off course with it's talk of secrets and Multi-quoting (Radier)
My intent:
To discuss a topic called Marrying a Customer.
There is nothing passive or aggressive about it. Some of you so called stripper lovers are downright demeaning to strippers. You assume that M word is not for strippers. So anyone who introduces the idea of a stripper marrying a customer is stirring shit up. Come on make some sense.
A while back I was reading a book, actually a biography of a Wal-Mart Janitor. The research was funded by a woman who professed to loving Janitors. She even went on to marry one. No one has ever called her a bad woman. Then why should a stripper who wants to marry a PL be called a bad woman?
bucket
06-06-2011, 08:32 PM
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shift_6x
06-06-2011, 08:54 PM
Exactly we want a customer forever to Marry. That is a nice story thank you for sharing. But you give no advice on how other girl can meet customers. We don't all work at your club. Some clubs like mine are more about making money for the girls. I wish my club was like yours and it was more of a hangout. Hangout clubs are good because men don't want dances they just want to talk to the stirppers for free. So we're more likely to meet one to marry.
I wish more PL's did not buy dances and took us for Coffee instead,
NOOO!! Bc my club is a hangout club guys figure they can get attention for free. Sure if u talk to him long enough maybe he will take u seriously but not usually..Thats y I say maybe once every few years u may meet someone who is a good guy in a club. It pisses me off bc they all figure ok I go it buy cheap beer and tip the occasional girl a dollar and watch for free the rest of the time.
shift_6x
06-06-2011, 08:57 PM
If u want to marry a customer keep ur relationship a secret. Let people think whatever they want hell some of the people I work w may think some of my regulars r involved w me but nooo way! not at all people r going to speculate and run their mouths no matter what it is u r actually doing. Stop worrying about what girls think girls make up lies and rumors if ur doing well regardless. F them anyways..
lilykane
06-06-2011, 09:11 PM
Today, a lovely man wearing a wolf shirt told me he wouldn't tip or buy dances from me because he respects me too much. My heart was of course all aflutter at this, but then, joy of joys, he gave me a hug and I saw pit stains that signify that this is a real man.
How can I meet him in real life and convince him that I'm sincere? I cannot let this paragon of chivalrous manliness escape.
UrbanOzz
06-06-2011, 09:25 PM
you'll find them at any hipster bar playing trivia. they're too busy saving their shekels from their book store jobs to buy a vespa and art supplies for their 'art'
4everresolutions
06-06-2011, 11:35 PM
Fast forward 1 week and I'm still madly in love. He left a few days ago to get some beer and I just can't wait till he gets back so we can make love again. I know that a lot of people say it's impossible and sometimes rude to pick up a customer ITC because they're in their "custy" zone, but I just wanted to share my story to let you know that it IS possible.
I think I just pissed myself laughing!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....... I had a regular customer that I developed a strong attraction to. You know the type, a little greasy, smells a bit like unwashed genitalia and of course always wearing really thin sweat pants--the full package!......
......But of course unforeseen financial windfalls just kept coming up, like an inheritance, a big income tax return, his paycheck. etc. so he could never seem to get rid of his last dollar...and that's why he has to keep coming to the club. By the end of his story I was crying and of course let him know that I was willing to do anything, I mean ANYTHING to help him get rid of his money...dances, extras, the whole nine yards and that I would stop trying to get him to meet me as a non-customer.....
Another Gem!
I'm sorry I've only ever been an interested lurker on this forum and so this is my first post ever, but I just have to say:
I had just finished reading the other lame-ass thread. Then I found this thread.
I've participated in various online forums, on various topics, for about ten years now. I've read thousands and thousands of different threads. THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!
xtn
4everresolutions
06-07-2011, 02:16 PM
I'm sorry I've only ever been an interested lurker on this forum and so this is my first post ever, but I just have to say:
I had just finished reading the other lame-ass thread. Then I found this thread.
I've participated in various online forums, on various topics, for about ten years now. I've read thousands and thousands of different threads. THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!
xtn
Stop trying to derail us from the topic at hand. This thread is clearly about how strippers can find a loving customer to come home and clean up after every night after working 10 hour shift in heels. Please stop bragging about your experience on the interweb. I have been surfing online from this spot in my moms basement for years and years. Like, 2. Do not try and change the subject becasue you need attention.
Go get a life. Troll.
(and thank you! ;D)
4everresolutions
06-07-2011, 02:21 PM
Today, a lovely man wearing a wolf shirt told me he wouldn't tip or buy dances from me because he respects me too much. My heart was of course all aflutter at this, but then, joy of joys, he gave me a hug and I saw pit stains that signify that this is a real man.
How can I meet him in real life and convince him that I'm sincere? I cannot let this paragon of chivalrous manliness escape.
I agree that he sounds wonderful. I am trying to find out how you can meet him. But people keep derailing the topic of this thread because they're jealous that they will never have a customer to marry. And because they're obsessed with me. They are full of accusations and lack sentence structure. Everyone should type like me. My sentences are to the point. And not at all redundant.
I'm sorry you let a good one get away. Life is hard for us.
4everresolutions
06-07-2011, 02:25 PM
you'll find them at any hipster bar playing trivia. they're too busy saving their shekels from their book store jobs to buy a vespa and art supplies for their 'art'
See I do not see a merit in your post. Here is why. If a stripper has to be at hipster bars at night looking for her customers then she is no longer a stripper. And he is no longer a customer. There is no need to endure this because there are plenty of other bars. We need to find a place to find them during the day. So we can still be a stripper and they will still be a customer at night. Preferably a customer who is unemployed. So he can be around when we need him. And he will not have money to buy dances from us. Which is best.
Raider
06-07-2011, 02:58 PM
@4ever.....do you think maybe you could multi-quote instead of trying to repeatedly draw attention to yourself by single quoting messages?? Geez.......
ooops...forgot...my last message was supposed to be my final one.
4everresolutions
06-07-2011, 03:20 PM
@4ever.....do you think maybe you could multi-quote instead of trying to repeatedly draw attention to yourself by single quoting messages?? Geez.......
ooops...forgot...my last message was supposed to be my final one.
Stop being so obsessed with me. You are rude. Don't be so obsessed.
JayATee
06-07-2011, 04:50 PM
@4ever.....do you think maybe you could multi-quote instead of trying to repeatedly draw attention to yourself by single quoting messages?? Geez.......
ooops...forgot...my last message was supposed to be my final one.
People like you do not make sense. Instead of simply asking her to do something, you should post a set of instructions on how to multi-quote. This would have been better for everyone. The fact that you will not only tells us that you simply can not ignore her.
mortalman
06-07-2011, 04:56 PM
I've been giving this subject some thought over the past few days and I have a few suggestions for "Marrying a Customer".
First of all: Strip club customers are people so remember you'll be marrying John Doe who is a completely different person outside the club than when he's there. You may find that when he's at home he doesn't want to get all dressed up in his strip club clothes for you and perform. The last thing he will want at home is the kind of partying hyper-sexual behavior that he gets at the club. He may be more sexually adventurous than the average guy who doesn't go to strip clubs but just don't expect him to constantly be asking for hand jobs and trying to finger your asshole.
If you still have your heart set on marrying a customer my advice is to just relax and continue to enjoy your self at work. Perform on stage, give lap dances, drink excessively, and cry in the dressing room. If you meet a man and you two "click" he will ask you out. Remember that guys are there to relax, have a few beers, and unwind from their stressful lives. They are not there looking for girlfriends or wives. I will admit it does happen occasionally and ultimately they are the ones in control. If a customer is interested in you, he will let you know.
I hesitate to reveal this but my wing man and I give seminars to strippers on
"how to bag a customer"
I will reveal my six signs customers are really into you:
1. He stops asking for dances.
Once he has fallen for you he won't want to get dances. So, therefore, if he says no to a dance, he's into you.
2. He reveals his real name.
This lets you know he wants you to know the "Real" him.
3. He tells you insider information.
He tells you about his life outside of the club. It may seem like bragging of false bravado when he tells you of his high paying job or porn company connections, but really he's letting you know about his real life.
4. Dead air is not a deal breaker anymore.
Just cause he sits there seemingly ignoring you and watching other girls without saying a word or just responding to you with grunts and one word answers doesn't mean he's not interested ... he is. don't give up. stay there with him until closing.
5. He hints at seeing you outside the venue.
Straight forward enough, he will ask you out on a real date back to his hotel or car. This is your chance, ask for his number so you can meet later that night.
6. The digits.
Generally the objective in a customer pickup is to get the phone number and get him out on a date. If you have done everything well and saw most of the other signs of attraction (see previous points) then you're almost sure you can get the phone number. Customers only give out their phone numbers when they are really attracted to a stripper.
Good luck girls, go get 'em.
yoda57us
06-07-2011, 06:23 PM
...the moment he put his sweaty palm on my boob was the moment I knew we were meant to be together. There was just no way he could possible have been as into another girl's boobs as he was with mine.
This entire thread is fucking awesome, this post is pure gold and this quote is priceless!
:rotfl::worship:
lemiwinks31
06-10-2011, 11:08 AM
He may be more sexually adventurous than the average guy who doesn't go to strip clubs but just don't expect him to constantly be asking for hand jobs and trying to finger your asshole.
lol...nice!
justreggie
06-18-2011, 08:14 AM
A thought just came to my mind. What if a stripper wants to marry a customer? How would she go about it? The reason it seems like an unattractive ordeal is, it is considered rude and inconsiderate to court a customer inside a strip club because he is a customer, and we should be an unattainable fantasy?
So where can a stripper find a customer if not in a strip club?
I would be much indebted if you care to share your thoughts in a civilized manner.
Interesting question.
Don't treat the prospect as a customer, right? Lose the hustle with them and see what happens. You will have to prove to someone who knows you're a stripper that you're not just hustling them. 99% in a SC will probably think it is a hustle but the right guy won't. Be honest. Customers with any experience knows a stripper is entertaining them so that would be difficult. And, perhaps tell that one you're interested in not to go to the SC anymore. The right guy might also ask you to quit too. Be prepared for that question. Guy might say after dating awhile, "If you really love me, let's get married but you need to quit the SC before we do." If my wife wasn't an ex-stripper (college only), I wouldn't have married her unless she quit. Relationships are give and take.
sananeko
06-18-2011, 09:00 AM
I love this...
4everresolutions
06-18-2011, 08:32 PM
Interesting question.
Don't treat the prospect as a customer, right? Lose the hustle with them and see what happens. You will have to prove to someone who knows you're a stripper that you're not just hustling them. 99% in a SC will probably think it is a hustle but the right guy won't. Be honest. Customers with any experience knows a stripper is entertaining them so that would be difficult. And, perhaps tell that one you're interested in not to go to the SC anymore. The right guy might also ask you to quit too. Be prepared for that question. Guy might say after dating awhile, "If you really love me, let's get married but you need to quit the SC before we do." If my wife wasn't an ex-stripper (college only), I wouldn't have married her unless she quit. Relationships are give and take.
:crazy:
Well, you sound like a catch.
This discussion is a intended as a joke. It's a parody of another thread in this same section called "Dating a Stripper".
lilykane
06-19-2011, 10:45 PM
But 4ev, justreggie is giving invaluable advice as a customer. I know that I will have to quit being a stripper when my special custie finally agrees to date me. In fact, the only reason I haven't quit is so that I can hang out with the custies all day. My life will lose all meaning. And until one of them agrees to marry me, the club is all I have.
::)
lemiwinks31
06-20-2011, 10:31 AM
Interesting question.
Don't treat the prospect as a customer, right? Lose the hustle with them and see what happens. You will have to prove to someone who knows you're a stripper that you're not just hustling them. 99% in a SC will probably think it is a hustle but the right guy won't. Be honest. Customers with any experience knows a stripper is entertaining them so that would be difficult. And, perhaps tell that one you're interested in not to go to the SC anymore. The right guy might also ask you to quit too. Be prepared for that question. Guy might say after dating awhile, "If you really love me, let's get married but you need to quit the SC before we do." If my wife wasn't an ex-stripper (college only), I wouldn't have married her unless she quit. Relationships are give and take.
or..........in this example....pretty much just 'take'
JayATee
06-20-2011, 04:36 PM
If my wife wasn't an ex-stripper (college only), I wouldn't have married her unless she quit. Relationships are give and take.
What a lucky girl she is! God, with such a loving and supportive guy it's no wonder she married you. I hope I can meet a customer like you someday!! I'd hate to be with someone who would accept my job for what it is and love me for who I am! No wonder I'm still stuck where I am. Oh well... my knight in shining customer is out there somewhere!
WTF. ::)
mortalman
06-20-2011, 05:24 PM
What a lucky girl she is! God, with such a loving and supportive guy it's no wonder she married you. I hope I can meet a customer like you someday!! I'd hate to be with someone who would accept my job for what it is and love me for who I am! No wonder I'm still stuck where I am. Oh well... my knight in shining customer is out there somewhere!
WTF. ::)
When and if I was ever to marry an entertainer (and subsequently rescue her from that wretched life) I would require her to stop stripping and get a run of the mill regular job as well as keep our house and children in order. In my years of experience as a strip club customer, I know all too well what goes on in the private dance areas between dancers and customers. I would not feel comfortable and could not permit my wife to dance.
However, she would have to understand that our being married would have no effect on the frequency and debauchery of my strip club visits. She would have to understand that I was a customer before we met and will continue to be a customer in the future.
Double standard? ... I don't see it ;)
justreggie
06-21-2011, 02:47 PM
:crazy:
Well, you sound like a catch.
This discussion is a intended as a joke. It's a parody of another thread in this same section called "Dating a Stripper".
;) Haha. Yes, it was a parody so I put a parody of the parody. Haha :O
4everresolutions
06-21-2011, 02:54 PM
^Sure you did buddy. Sure.