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Kitcatt
04-24-2015, 05:40 PM
Because guys with money to spend aren't looking for a "bargain" there looking for the girl they want to spend their money on. The less you charge the less they think you have to offer. I know it seems weird but if you charge more, you get a better clientele who doesn't tend to rush you as much, because they have the money to pay for the show, so: 1. Your audience improves because your not dealing with guys who really don't have any money to spend and 2. When you do get shows, you don't have to do as many to make a good profit
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 05:41 PM
ok, I'll raise my rates tomorrow and will be back here to tell what happens
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 05:46 PM
I've just change them to 2,99 3,99
I bet I woult take no show
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 05:47 PM
I've just change them to 2,99 3,99
I bet I wouldn't take no show
hyori
04-24-2015, 05:49 PM
Men with money don't want a dollar ho.
Luna66
04-24-2015, 06:00 PM
$0.99?! Lord save me!
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Marina Starr
04-24-2015, 06:21 PM
This made me laugh so hard! Think of it this way, if you could get a Mercedes Benz for 50 cents, how would you treat it? Pussy should never be on clearance. This ain't Wal-mart, no roll back!
41493
Men with money don't want a dollar ho.
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:29 PM
I put on those rates just to test, besides, Im in brazil and here dollar values 3 times more than our currency, but now I put to 2,99 3,99
a very stupid man took me into pvt, Ill be on for more one hour and a half to see what happens
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:30 PM
I put on those rates just to test, besides, Im in brazil and here dollar values 3 times more than our currency, but now I put to 2,99 3,99
a very stupid man took me into pvt, Ill be on for more one hour and a half to see what happens
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-24-2015, 06:30 PM
How many days have you been on Streamate? Are you still getting the new girl tag? I've seen you all over the place posting and I can't remember if you've said this or not? My advice to you is to just calm down. Pick a game plan and stick to it for awhile. Too many changes in a short period of time is not a good thing when embarking on something new. You must have a constant before you introduce a variable. I haven't seen your stream but I don't think lowering your prices is the answer. Also SM is not the only site around. Read the forum there are so many others that work amazingly well for people.
I've just change them to 2,99 3,99
I bet I wouldn't take no show
KarinaGiselle
04-24-2015, 06:34 PM
Regardless of where you live, the point is to keep the standards high so the customers can see we're valuable assets. We're a luxury to them. Remember that.
Sure, if money goes long where you are, then save up and budget it! But by no means you have to sell cheap. This is an international business. You can reach out to anyone who's hony and willing to pay.
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:35 PM
How many days have you been on Streamate? Are you still getting the new girl tag? I've seen you all over the place posting and I can't remember if you've said this or not? My advice to you is to just calm down. Pick a game plan and stick to it for awhile. Too many changes in a short period of time is not a good thing when embarking on something new. You must have a constant before you introduce a variable. I haven't seen your stream but I don't think lowering your prices is the answer. Also SM is not the only site around. Read the forum there are so many others that work amazingly well for people.
today is my third day
on day one, no show
on day two, three show 31 dollar
on day three, today, Im still broadcasting, 2 shows, 11 dollars
what other per minutes sites do u sugest? token sites are even worst for me
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:38 PM
How many days have you been on Streamate? Are you still getting the new girl tag? I've seen you all over the place posting and I can't remember if you've said this or not? My advice to you is to just calm down. Pick a game plan and stick to it for awhile. Too many changes in a short period of time is not a good thing when embarking on something new. You must have a constant before you introduce a variable. I haven't seen your stream but I don't think lowering your prices is the answer. Also SM is not the only site around. Read the forum there are so many others that work amazingly well for people.
today is my third day
on day one, no show
on day two, three show 31 dollar
on day three, today, Im still broadcasting, 2 shows, 11 dollars
what other per minutes sites do u sugest? token sites are even worst for me
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-24-2015, 06:41 PM
This made me laugh so hard! Think of it this way, if you could get a Mercedes Benz for 50 cents, how would you treat it? Pussy should never be on clearance. This ain't Wal-mart, no roll back!
41493
My aha moment in Ho Tactics:
Pussy is recession proof. Pussy's value doesn't fluctuate on the NASDAQ. Every day a new vagina breaks a price record. So why is your stock flat? Pussy hasn't become free in the last 20 years it's become cheap, it's become discounted, and it's being given away by women who think men are hard to find and need to be fucked ASAP. It's been manipulated by men who've convinced girls to buy into this idea that to be independent means to accept going Dutch or submit to come over and chill dates. Your pussy isn't a man's only option, there will always be girls who give it up faster with a lot less effort, but despite what other females are doing, YOUR PUSSY should always remain a luxury item.
I read this passage almost daily to give me some perspective and then I apply most of it to my hustle. I'm not gonna say it's something that's gonna work 100% of the time but if you tweek other areas and try to fall in line with this I think it can only help you.
Issabelle
04-24-2015, 06:47 PM
today is my third day
on day one, no show
on day two, three show 31 dollar
on day three, today, Im still broadcasting, 2 shows, 11 dollars
what other per minutes sites do u sugest? token sites are even worst for me
You are frustrated and upset. I can understand and appreciate that, because we have all been there. Actually, all of us have been there.
You're new. You need money. You need to vent. Again, I understand and appreciate that. I've been there.
But what I am not understanding is why you have felt the need to post from two different accounts (by your own admission in the other thread) about these issues for days upon days and utterly refuse to listen to the feed back that you're getting. Our answers are not going to change, but patience will wane if you keep asking over and over. Why? It's rude to ask for advice, then shove your hands over your ears and ignore it while continuing to ask the same question to the same group. I don't mean to be rude saying that, I'm just trying to point out reality.
Fix the darkness of your stream, raise your rates, stay on longer, and relax, or find a new site and try those steps there.
hyori
04-24-2015, 06:51 PM
She also said that the men who pay more for her are stupid. I'm so dumbfounded.
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:52 PM
You are frustrated and upset. I can understand and appreciate that, because we have all been there. Actually, all of us have been there.
You're new. You need money. You need to vent. Again, I understand and appreciate that. I've been there.
But what I am not understanding is why you have felt the need to post from two different accounts (by your own admission in the other thread) about these issues for days upon days and utterly refuse to listen to the feed back that you're getting. Our answers are not going to change, but patience will wane if you keep asking over and over. Why? It's rude to ask for advice, then shove your hands over your ears and ignore it while continuing to ask the same question to the same group. I don't mean to be rude saying that, I'm just trying to point out reality.
Fix the darkness of your stream, raise your rates, stay on longer, and relax, or find a new site and try those steps there.
I'm very very sorry If I was rude
two accounts because I started cam in another computer, and was so desperate to talk to u girls and couldn't remember my first login, so I create another one, so stupid, I know
sorry again, I've been accumulating lot os failures in my life, u have no idea, I though this could be work
sorry again, I woulnt bother you girls anymore, ill keep trying for while until I tottally give up,
I hope to be free pretty soon, so so tired
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:53 PM
You are frustrated and upset. I can understand and appreciate that, because we have all been there. Actually, all of us have been there.
You're new. You need money. You need to vent. Again, I understand and appreciate that. I've been there.
But what I am not understanding is why you have felt the need to post from two different accounts (by your own admission in the other thread) about these issues for days upon days and utterly refuse to listen to the feed back that you're getting. Our answers are not going to change, but patience will wane if you keep asking over and over. Why? It's rude to ask for advice, then shove your hands over your ears and ignore it while continuing to ask the same question to the same group. I don't mean to be rude saying that, I'm just trying to point out reality.
Fix the darkness of your stream, raise your rates, stay on longer, and relax, or find a new site and try those steps there.
I'm very very sorry If I was rude
two accounts because I started cam in another computer, and was so desperate to talk to u girls and couldn't remember my first login, so I create another one, so stupid, I know
sorry again, I've been accumulating lot os failures in my life, u have no idea, I though this could be work
sorry again, I woulnt bother you girls anymore, ill keep trying for while until I tottally give up,
I hope to be free pretty soon, so so tired
Marina Starr
04-24-2015, 06:54 PM
Women with self-esteem get this whether they're having regular jobs or doing sex work! Just because a man wants to fuck you, doesn't mean he values you. If you don't value yourself then who will?
Oh and I never go Dutch, if you take me out, I expect to be treated like a Queen. It's not because I can't pay for my salad+entree+dessert but it shows a man doesn't care enough about me to wanna please if he's asking to go Dutch. That's a character flaw I won't tolerate or accommodate.
My aha moment in Ho Tactics:
Pussy is recession proof. Pussy's value doesn't fluctuate on the NASDAQ. Every day a new vagina breaks a price record. So why is your stock flat? Pussy hasn't become free in the last 20 years it's become cheap, it's become discounted, and it's being given away by women who think men are hard to find and need to be fucked ASAP. It's been manipulated by men who've convinced girls to buy into this idea that to be independent means to accept going Dutch or submit to come over and chill dates. Your pussy isn't a man's only option, there will always be girls who give it up faster with a lot less effort, but despite what other females are doing, YOUR PUSSY should always remain a luxury item.
I read this passage almost daily to give me some perspective and then I apply most of it to my hustle. I'm not gonna say it's something that's gonna work 100% of the time but if you tweek other areas and try to fall in line with this I think it can only help you.
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:58 PM
She also said that the men who pay more for her are stupid. I'm so dumbfounded.
Im not relation the highter rate to stupid man, just a coincidence, don't take it wrong, sorry if I seem rude, not my intention
sin la tanga
SIN ALTANGA Y SIN MOVERTE LA COLA HERMOSA
BB HAY TIEMPO DE SOBRA
PERO SI ME MAREAS
ME IRE OK?
BAESOS TRUCOS PARA GANAR TEIMPPO
NO BALEN
LOS SABE TODO EL MUNDO HERMOSA
SE DIRETA Y TENDRAS MAS PVTS
HRtyper: COMO ETABAS
TE CALIFICO MAL
MALPARIDA
JulyHot2009
04-24-2015, 06:59 PM
She also said that the men who pay more for her are stupid. I'm so dumbfounded.
Im not relation the highter rate to stupid man, just a coincidence, don't take it wrong, sorry if I seem rude, not my intention
sin la tanga
SIN ALTANGA Y SIN MOVERTE LA COLA HERMOSA
BB HAY TIEMPO DE SOBRA
PERO SI ME MAREAS
ME IRE OK?
BAESOS TRUCOS PARA GANAR TEIMPPO
NO BALEN
LOS SABE TODO EL MUNDO HERMOSA
SE DIRETA Y TENDRAS MAS PVTS
HRtyper: COMO ETABAS
TE CALIFICO MAL
MALPARIDA
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-24-2015, 07:08 PM
You're not dumb or necessarily rude....but just calm down. I've been there. most of us have. Breathe. and calm down.
Im not relation the highter rate to stupid man, just a coincidence, don't take it wrong, sorry if I seem rude, not my intention
sin la tanga
SIN ALTANGA Y SIN MOVERTE LA COLA HERMOSA
BB HAY TIEMPO DE SOBRA
PERO SI ME MAREAS
ME IRE OK?
BAESOS TRUCOS PARA GANAR TEIMPPO
NO BALEN
LOS SABE TODO EL MUNDO HERMOSA
SE DIRETA Y TENDRAS MAS PVTS
HRtyper: COMO ETABAS
TE CALIFICO MAL
MALPARIDA
audritwo
04-24-2015, 07:31 PM
I've just change them to 2,99 3,99
I bet I woult take no show
Okay this is the last and only time I'm going to say this. I know many have said this already in your last thread.
If you have that mindset, why would people spend money on you? You need to change your attitude completely. Stop wallowing, and hold your headup! YOU CAN DO THIS! You are a sexy lady. Listen to all the advice we gave you. Raise your rates, change up your profile picture, lighting, whatever else. We know what we are talking about. We have all been there. Majority of us have been or struggle with depression. Please find yourself a great therapist to talk to! Watch life coaching videos, TEDTALK, read self help books. Do you want to feel better? I bet you do! You have to work at it. It will take some time, but if you want to be a cammodel, it's hard to make money when you are down.
Jinja
04-24-2015, 07:38 PM
I've just change them to 2,99 3,99
I bet I wouldn't take no show
Honestly, I'm not sure why you are even camming, if this is your attitude about it. Camming can be difficult and frustrating, but going into it with such a negative attitude isn't going to do anything for you. You are already assuming you are not going to get any shows, so of course you're not going to get any shows.
Lot of girls here keep giving you good advice and your response to it is mainly negative. I don't think you are trying to rude, and I don't want to drive you off this site, but I do think you need to take a good hard look at camming and see if it's really for you. We all have bad days, but you seem to be beating the hell out of yourself about it for no good reason. I'm worried if you continue, you are going to keep dragging yourself deeper in a hole.
Marina Starr
04-24-2015, 07:54 PM
This made me wanna cry and sing gospel music!
I've just change them to 2,99 3,99
I bet I woult take no show
♫ ♫ Precious Lord, take my hand
Lead me on, let me stand
I'm tired, I'm weak, I'm lone ♫ ♫
Through the storm, through the night
Lead me on to the light
Take my hand precious Lord, lead me home... ♫♫
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KarinaGiselle
04-24-2015, 08:07 PM
OMG I love you Marina!
Giiiirl, raise your spirits!! You can do it!
Camming is hard, but it's worth it!
PeterPan
04-24-2015, 08:13 PM
I don't get all these different chats you guys are talking about. The only thing I see on my profile is premium and exclusive. Set those rates too 2.99 and 3.99.
What differences ae there in what you do in premium of in exclusive, I figure that exlcusive is a private show?
I'm also pretty nervous about those shows, I mean, on MFC if someone takes me private I just ask them what they like. I do know a lot of fetishes, but on MFC I always end
up pleasuring myself, pussy faced to the camera and most of the times using my dildo. So how can I make something like this memorable?
And another question, I play music onf MFC, because it calmes my nerves a bit and it helps me get in the mood and be happy and cheerfull. Is that allowed on SM?
Thanks in advance, for anyone willing to help me. SM just confuses me very much, and I want to be able to know what I'm doing before I dive in.
I'm still a Noob in this cam world. Only been on SM for 3 weeks, but here's my two cents.
Definitely play with your rates. Maybe try setting your exclusive cheaper than your private prices *later on*.
For me, I've had guys start out in Private, but when someone else joins, the guy will steal me to exclusive for 1-on-1. I like having my phone calls available only in EXC.
For my private, I advertise those sessions as vanilla shit (masturbation, dirty talk, striptease, some spanking, etc.), while my exclusive is for BDSM, role play, fetishes, costumes, hand banging myself, etc. The special stuff. Lol.
And I have my pussy to the camera if that's what's asked. I typically ask the customer, "*sexy voice* what do you want me to do for you/what do you want to do to me? " and they tell you.
Also, don't show your goods for free! I learned that later on. Play music, yeah! I personally find that music sounds better when it's from a different source; not from your computer.
Good luck! I'm Belle_Delachatte btw :)
Marina Starr
04-24-2015, 08:13 PM
Thank you girl! My spirit is good but at times reading some of the stuff on here makes me wanna cry! It slayed me!
41495
OMG I love you Marina!
Giiiirl, raise your spirits!! You can do it!
Camming is hard, but it's worth it!
KarinaGiselle
04-24-2015, 08:36 PM
Hit me up on Skype Marina! Gotta show you something! <3
stormi
04-24-2015, 08:51 PM
Okay this is the last and only time I'm going to say this. I know many have said this already in your last thread.
If you have that mindset, why would people spend money on you? You need to change your attitude completely. Stop wallowing, and hold your headup! YOU CAN DO THIS! You are a sexy lady. Listen to all the advice we gave you. Raise your rates, change up your profile picture, lighting, whatever else. We know what we are talking about. We have all been there. Majority of us have been or struggle with depression. Please find yourself a great therapist to talk to! Watch life coaching videos, TEDTALK, read self help books. Do you want to feel better? I bet you do! You have to work at it. It will take some time, but if you want to be a cammodel, it's hard to make money when you are down.
I agree with audritwo so much on this. From what I can tell, your issue is largely mental, julyhot2009. If you don't think you're worth spending money on..then you won't be able to make money. It would be in your best interest to seek therapy.
In the meantime, focus on the reasons guys would love to spend money on you rather than any reasons they won't. From what I remember you're Brazilian? If so guys will love that about you! They love the "exotic" and Brazil has a reputation of having beautiful supermodels and women with nice beach bodies. Definitely play that up!
PeterPan
04-24-2015, 09:04 PM
Im not relation the highter rate to stupid man, just a coincidence, don't take it wrong, sorry if I seem rude, not my intention
Lady, lady, lady. Hello. Listen to all the wonderful women here. They are our guides, our advisors, our mentors (FEMtor, I like to say #feminism).
I've been in this camming business for a mere 3 weeks and have experienced the Ups & Downs. And you know what? A lot of my Ups happen with the help of heeding the wisdom of the women in this forum, and from other research. Stripperweb is my goldmine of information.
Calm down, read the forums. Get your shit TOGETHER before you go online.
Have good lighting, good tech equipment (computer/camera), have your Space (the area where you focus or span your camera) clean and tidy, look like you've gotten dolled up just for your customers, smile, be polite.
Tell yourself that you are SMART, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL and no one is allowed to give you shit.
I have a shitty camera (men have told me, my friend has told me, and a cam girl has told me). But I still get customers because of charm, my room set-up, and sexiness, and awesomeness.
The men and women who PAY for you -- those people are not stupid. Why? Because they know exactly why they're spending their money on you. They know that they're paying for a show. So, you give them an Oscar performance! With your vagina.
Ps.
Make sure you read the legal rules of Streamate. And the performer's manual.
audritwo
04-24-2015, 09:11 PM
Can we talk about this fucking traffic now?
http://media.tumblr.com/f435aeeb103ca44355379d8b5a0e1f94/tumblr_inline_mqga9rO8TA1qz4rgp.gif
AliceFun
04-24-2015, 09:18 PM
^^^ Yeah, traffic sucks on SM this week, soo soo bad! WTF?!
IvyAdams
04-24-2015, 10:03 PM
Can we talk about this fucking traffic now?
http://media.tumblr.com/f435aeeb103ca44355379d8b5a0e1f94/tumblr_inline_mqga9rO8TA1qz4rgp.gif
Ugh, tell me about it. :/ I haven't even seen half of my regulars this week.
lailianasahara
04-24-2015, 10:56 PM
Can we talk about this fucking traffic now?
Yes! I know that I am PMSing but I am certain that is NOT the only reason that this week has been so bloody suck! I am having such a hard time not choking out every limp dicked 2 minute cummer that hits my room. The rage is very real ladies!
KarinaGiselle
04-24-2015, 11:13 PM
Is it me or the freeloaders are always between 12am - 2am EST?
Issabelle
04-25-2015, 12:12 AM
Oh god. It has been BADDDD today on SM. One hour and $7.48 later.... All day. Page one model. And the shows I did get were all super short. I really think my guys were getting cut off, because they were mid-sentence and BAM gone.
Come on SM. Please. I need you to get it together because I am just not ready to deal with MFC full time again.
KarinaGiselle
04-25-2015, 12:16 AM
I was really lucky to pull out 185. Hope tomorrow can be a better day!
Kitcatt
04-25-2015, 12:55 AM
Dear god all of that. Like, I'd ban guys from my room but why? At least its someone to talk to.
pippapippa
04-25-2015, 01:22 AM
Dear god all of that. Like, I'd ban guys from my room but why? At least its someone to talk to.
I'd kill for freeloaders who talk right now. Anything to have guys who actually say something rather than stare and leave.
JessRyan
04-25-2015, 02:40 AM
Honestly, I'm not sure why you are even camming, if this is your attitude about it. Camming can be difficult and frustrating, but going into it with such a negative attitude isn't going to do anything for you. You are already assuming you are not going to get any shows, so of course you're not going to get any shows.
Lot of girls here keep giving you good advice and your response to it is mainly negative. I don't think you are trying to rude, and I don't want to drive you off this site, but I do think you need to take a good hard look at camming and see if it's really for you. We all have bad days, but you seem to be beating the hell out of yourself about it for no good reason. I'm worried if you continue, you are going to keep dragging yourself deeper in a hole.
I think you hit the nail on the head. Something about these posts doesn't sound right to me....Wasn't there a song about this same kinda thing? Things that make you go ummm?
Jinja
04-25-2015, 08:03 AM
I think one of the reasons SM is so slow right now, is that customers are sick of all the glitches. I was on there last night with my customer account, and I had a really hard time getting rooms to load, and the ones that did were jerky and kept freezing, and then the screen would go black. I bought into a few gold show and during half the show the screen was frozen.
audritwo
04-25-2015, 08:27 AM
I was tweeting about this last night. But also remember Google recently did a huge algorithm change.
http://thenextweb.com/google/2015/04/22/are-you-ready-for-googles-mobile-algorithm-change/
<snip>In 2014 our data revealed that 30 percent of all searches came from a mobile device, while in the year to date this has increased to over 60 percent. In response to this Google is changing its search algorithm to reward sites that are mobile optimised.</snip>
Since most of SM's markets is pretty much all affiliate marketing. And those sites are definitely not mobile ready. The mainsite, its mobile ready (for the most part) but it's hard to switch a huge site to devices that have limited data and broadband usage. It took them too long to get into that game sadly. But if the company wants to stay afloat, they have to adapt. And change their affiliate templates to be mobile ready.
Google is basically the internet. When they change something, it effects EVERYONE. Good or bad.
Glamourmilf
04-25-2015, 09:17 AM
Is it me or the freeloaders are always between 12am - 2am EST?
I notice that also..or I get the complainers in droves...I'm in pst, so I was happy that the Bruce Jenner interview was on,so I could log off, an have something fun to do,instead of what I usually do, which is tough it out.
PeterPan
04-25-2015, 09:20 AM
I was tweeting about this last night. But also remember Google recently did a huge algorithm change.
http://thenextweb.com/google/2015/04/22/are-you-ready-for-googles-mobile-algorithm-change/
Since most of SM's markets is pretty much all affiliate marketing. And those sites are definitely not mobile ready. The mainsite, its mobile ready (for the most part) but it's hard to switch a huge site to devices that have limited data and broadband usage. It took them too long to get into that game sadly. But if the company wants to stay afloat, they have to adapt. And change their affiliate templates to be mobile ready.
Google is basically the internet. When they change something, it effects EVERYONE. Good or bad.
True. A lot of businesses who practically rely on their websites are being forced to 're-create their sites into mobile sites. Which means spending $$ to adapt. So, I wonder if Streamate is actually putting in effort, as in money, to improve the mobile interface. A lot of my customers are on their phones and complain about the glitches and freezing, while I'm like, "go on a PC and pay for me!"haha :p
Snowy0Star
04-25-2015, 09:36 AM
True. A lot of businesses who practically rely on their websites are being forced to 're-create their sites into mobile sites. Which means spending $$ to adapt. So, I wonder if Streamate is actually putting in effort, as in money, to improve the mobile interface. A lot of my customers are on their phones and complain about the glitches and freezing, while I'm like, "go on a PC and pay for me!"haha :p
but realistically how long should this take? the mobile site has been messing up for about 2 month now and with the low traffic traffic lately i think theyre starting to lose the customers and theyre going on other sites and they very well could just stay and not go back to SM after they fix things
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-25-2015, 09:45 AM
WTF is that in your signature?
I was tweeting about this last night. But also remember Google recently did a huge algorithm change.
http://thenextweb.com/google/2015/04/22/are-you-ready-for-googles-mobile-algorithm-change/
Since most of SM's markets is pretty much all affiliate marketing. And those sites are definitely not mobile ready. The mainsite, its mobile ready (for the most part) but it's hard to switch a huge site to devices that have limited data and broadband usage. It took them too long to get into that game sadly. But if the company wants to stay afloat, they have to adapt. And change their affiliate templates to be mobile ready.
Google is basically the internet. When they change something, it effects EVERYONE. Good or bad.
Marina Starr
04-25-2015, 09:54 AM
I was reading SW at Starbucks this morning and I was cackling so hard at the gif in her signature!
41498
WTF is that in your signature?
Snowy0Star
04-25-2015, 09:54 AM
WTF is that in your signature?
pantie man its a legit Japanese movie. like in theaters and stuff ....
audritwo
04-25-2015, 10:33 AM
WTF is that in your signature?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TozprFrnn10
It popped up on reddit yesterday. Which led me to watch the movie. It's fucking HILARIOUS and WEIRD. Also the Japanese also make the best fucked up movies.