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BustyAmeera
08-15-2011, 04:17 PM
[email protected] licking covered crotches! HAHHahahahaha

Man I have to read the customer section here, more often. This is HILARIOUS!

Licking stranger crotches? Really? Muahahahahahahahah Thx for the laugh!

chris91
08-16-2011, 07:09 AM
This is kind of similar story, kinda different, but one of the funniest things I'd ever seen at a strip club. (Many) Years ago I was with a bachelors party at a fairly sleazy club....

Yeah, it's super fun to yuk it up while your friend sexually assaults a woman. Maybe next time you guys hang out, he'll escalate to full on rape! Wouldn't that be HILARIOUS?!

Oksana23
08-16-2011, 11:01 AM
Yeah, it's super fun to yuk it up while your friend sexually assaults a woman. Maybe next time you guys hang out, he'll escalate to full on rape! Wouldn't that be HILARIOUS?!

actually, he said it was the stripper who started "yukking it up" not him, he realized it was wrong and thought they were all going to get kicked out!

Oksana23
08-16-2011, 11:08 AM
oh, and I've been dancing in various clubs for some years, including very high contact dives and extremely high contact upscale clubs. (currently at Flight Club in Detroit) and I have NEVER had a customer lick my thong EVER lol. But I HAVE seen GIRLS lick guys crotches through their pants MANY times!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

chris91
08-18-2011, 06:09 PM
actually, he said it was the stripper who started "yukking it up" not him, he realized it was wrong and thought they were all going to get kicked out!

Um, he started his story by saying it was one of the funniest things he'd ever seen in a strip club. Sorry, but I don't see what's so funny about sexual assault.

The girl may have laughed, but that doesn't mean that she wanted the dudes face in her crotch. Sometimes people laugh when they're nervous or don't know how to react to something. Especially when the appropriate reaction: punching a douchebag in the face, could end up costing them a lot of money.

ray2119
08-24-2011, 04:13 PM
op, dont believe a word from these replies because they're a bunch of lies. and that's not hating because judging from the posts on these boards, the strippers here lie to customers a lot and are proud of it. they want to give you the impression they are modest. again, dont believe it. i had a similar experience to yours, except the girl in my case didn't have any clothes on. she got up on the couch and stuck her pussy in my face as if waiting for me to lick it. she got back down off the couch when she saw that i kept my tongue in my mouth.

ray2119
08-24-2011, 05:30 PM
No she wasn't. You're just disgusting. EVERY dancer puts her breasts somewhere in front of the guys face because this is a STRIP CLUB and you are supposed to be focused on our BOOBIES. Guess what, your mouth is a part of your face so if we wave our boobs in front of your face they are also going to be in close proximity of your dirty mouth. That does not mean we want your nasty ass spit on our skin. That is fucking VILE!

a complete fabrication. i've had strippers TELL ME to put my mouth on their tits. there is no ambiguity about it.

safado
08-24-2011, 05:41 PM
i had a similar experience to yours, except the girl in my case didn't have any clothes on. she got up on the couch and stuck her pussy in my face as if waiting for me to lick it. she got back down off the couch when she saw that i kept my tongue in my mouth.

That happens to me frequently. Usually if it is a topless dance they pull their thong to the side before they stick it in my face.

But seriously, do you expect any dancers here to admit that they allow or encourage customers to have any kind of physical contact with the pussy?

yoda57us
08-24-2011, 06:07 PM
op, dont believe a word from these replies because they're a bunch of lies.

So you've been to clubs all over the country? If a guy put his mouth, hands or anything else on a dancer in many of the clubs around my neck of the woods he would get thrown out of the club before he even knew what was happening.



But seriously, do you expect any dancers here to admit that they allow or encourage customers to have any kind of physical contact with the pussy?

I wouldn't expect any of them to admit it either but, by the same token, there are plenty of clubs where it would never happen and plenty of dancers who would never allow it to happen. While your experiences may not be unique they are by no means universal either.

ray2119
08-24-2011, 06:14 PM
So you've been to clubs all over the country? If a guy put his mouth, hands or anything else on a dancer in many of the clubs around my neck of the woods he would get thrown out of the club before he even knew what was happening.

and you still frequent strip clubs because...? if i wasn't allowed to grope, fondle, lick, kiss, etc i wouldn't bother with strip clubs.

yoda57us
08-24-2011, 06:42 PM
and you still frequent strip clubs because...? if i wasn't allowed to grope, fondle, lick, kiss, etc i wouldn't bother with strip clubs.

Just as in your previous post you are making assumptions. I didn't say I go to any of those clubs now did I? At least not any more...

That being said, those clubs are all open for business and there are dancers making a living working in them. Many clubs all over the world do not allow any contact. Assuming that the women on this site are all liars simply because their experiences are not the same as yours is just plain ignorant.

rickdugan
08-24-2011, 07:01 PM
and you still frequent strip clubs because...? if i wasn't allowed to grope, fondle, lick, kiss, etc i wouldn't bother with strip clubs.

Guys frequent clubs for a variety of reasons. Some simply want to look at naked women, others are looking for females to make them feel good about themselves, yet others are looking for extras, some are just bored and lonely, etc., etc. Don't assume that you represent every guy that goes to a SC - you do not.

I travel all over the country and practices vary dramatically from club to club and region to region. As yoda mentioned, try that shit in most of the MA clubs and see what happens. I could also name a number of other clubs and even general areas where fondling, licking or attempting to a muff dive would lead to really bad things for you.

Now I have also had girls stick thongs or exposed pussies in my face in LD/VIP areas, but these practices are far from universal and there are a lot of places out there with heavily monitored LD/VIP areas as well as girls who don't do those things.

In a nutshell, you are making broad statements based upon your obviously limited set of experiences. And since some of these dancers work in clubs and/or areas where these things are not common, their reactions are understandable.

Athenathefabulous
08-24-2011, 07:25 PM
op, dont believe a word from these replies because they're a bunch of lies. and that's not hating because judging from the posts on these boards, the strippers here lie to customers a lot and are proud of it. they want to give you the impression they are modest. again, dont believe it. i had a similar experience to yours, except the girl in my case didn't have any clothes on. she got up on the couch and stuck her pussy in my face as if waiting for me to lick it. she got back down off the couch when she saw that i kept my tongue in my mouth.

Im guessing ray was the retard kid who insisted on touching the oven burner even when his mommy told him it was hot.....

In the same vein, "most likely to get a stilletto through the eye within the next year" award goes to...


and you still frequent strip clubs because...? if i wasn't allowed to grope, fondle, lick, kiss, etc i wouldn't bother with strip clubs.
Perhaps you should consider investing in a blow up doll? Cheaper and, you know, wont give a girl years of sexual trauma to deal with....

ray2119
08-24-2011, 07:47 PM
Perhaps you should consider investing in a blow up doll? Cheaper and, you know, wont give a girl years of sexual trauma to deal with....

sexual trauma? you didn't have any sexual trauma when you were screaming my name in the vip room.

Athenathefabulous
08-24-2011, 07:50 PM
sexual trauma? you didn't have any sexual trauma when you were screaming my name in the vip room.

real original. is this going to to regress into a your mom joke next? I really do hope so.

Also, i have news for you buddy, WOMEN FAKE. ESPECIALLY WHEN BEING PAID.

but im sure you are different. Im sure your 3 inch penis makes you a god among men. (since we are being original and mature and all).

mediocrity
08-25-2011, 05:57 AM
WTF is up with the fucking licking?? I mean aside from oral sex, my fucking husband doesn't even lick me.

Oh and as far as sexual trauma; it's true. Thanks for ruining nipple touching at all for me forever, douches like Ray. Now having my breasts touched makes me gag. Let me tell you how awesome that is, even after being retired almost a year. It's sweet, let me tell you.

mediocrity
08-25-2011, 06:00 AM
Maybe if we were treated nicely instead of like a dinner at a cannibal feast, girls wouldn't come out of dancing with so many emotional scars.

Yeah I'm angry tonight.

Elusive21
08-25-2011, 03:57 PM
mods cant we just ban ray already? hes been starting the most asinine threads with questions only idiots would want to know the answers to.

ive got advice for you ray, go to tuscl or stripclublist if you want to bitch and gripe about strippers.

this site is for US, not you - go somewhere please, before you embarass yourself more than you already have.

DesuvsDeath
08-25-2011, 04:24 PM
Oh and as far as sexual trauma; it's true. Thanks for ruining nipple touching at all for me forever, douches like Ray. Now having my breasts touched makes me gag. Let me tell you how awesome that is, even after being retired almost a year. It's sweet, let me tell you.

Oh my god. It's so true.
Having my nipples licked seriously makes me sick now. Like. Throw up in my mouth a little bit, literally, sick.

SO glad to know these douche's are convinced that we want it and they're doing us some sort of favor by humoring us.

DesuvsDeath
08-26-2011, 01:05 AM
Shitty, because once you realize it causes sexual trauma... it's already caused and can't be undone so you may as well keep dancing and keep dealing with these morons who think we just LOVE it.

4everresolutions
08-26-2011, 01:35 AM
Oh my god. It's so true.
Having my nipples licked seriously makes me sick now. Like. Throw up in my mouth a little bit, literally, sick.

SO glad to know these douche's are convinced that we want it and they're doing us some sort of favor by humoring us.


I don't like it when my bf kisses my neck anymore.

That makes me sad. :(


Shitty, because once you realize it causes sexual trauma... it's already caused and can't be undone so you may as well keep dancing and keep dealing with these morons who think we just LOVE it.

*nods solemnly* If anyone touches me unexpectedly anymore - even outside the club - my heart rate speeds up SO fast...

It's shocking to me that some customers take the concept of sexual trauma so lightly, or don't even really consider it at all. It's heartless. At least Rick and Yoda - who I'm sure enjoy as much contact as the dancer will allow - are willing to acknowledge that it doesn't happen everywhere, it isn't a 'right' for the customer to be able to lick and fondle as he pleases, and only go as far as the dancer verbally dictates. Some customers and members on here think that $20 bucks give them the right to do whatever the hell they please for 3 minutes. It's unbelievable...

It's not okay to lick or touch ANYONE without their consent; regardless of the venue.

Athenathefabulous
08-26-2011, 05:47 AM
sexual trauma is hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious. ::)

not that we can get sexually traumatized. strippers are not sentient beings, remember?

4everresolutions
08-26-2011, 06:56 AM
sexual trauma is hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious. ::)

not that we can get sexually traumatized. strippers are not sentient beings, remember?

We are machines built for man's pleasure. The words "No" and "Stop" do not exist in our vocabulary. Our only purpose on life is to please that of a man and enjoy the attention they lavish upon us - even if such attention is given with brute strength and little warning. The idea that we have emotions like fear, loathing and dread is hilarious, almost as funny as the idea that we might not enjoy what's being done to our bodies.

Becasue we're just strippers. Of course we like it. We're asking for it.

Kellydancer
08-26-2011, 11:44 AM
This is just a sad thread. Why men think this behavior is fine I'll never know. Oddly, I've generally been treated much better by long time regulars than I was by most guys I met in "real life". I'm certainly not saying I never dealt with this in the clubs, just that I was lucky to have worked at clubs where touching and licking was NEVER allowed. I have slapped more than one customers for trying to touch me. I don't want any guy I'm not in a relationship with of any sort (whether it's a boyfriend, FWB, etc)touching me. I've had guys touch me in random spots and I hate it.

JayATee
08-26-2011, 01:02 PM
We are machines built for man's pleasure. The words "No" and "Stop" do not exist in our vocabulary. Our only purpose on life is to please that of a man and enjoy the attention they lavish upon us - even if such attention is given with brute strength and little warning. The idea that we have emotions like fear, loathing and dread is hilarious, almost as funny as the idea that we might not enjoy what's being done to our bodies.

Becasue we're just strippers. Of course we like it. We're asking for it.

Well we can't be people anyway. I mean what kind of respectable real woman takes her clothes off for money?? Obviously we can't be anything more than an object, and objects don't have feelings...

UtahMike
08-27-2011, 12:05 AM
Well, I have never licked any dancer's crotch, clothed or unclothed, nor have I ever wanted to do so. Similarly, I have never wanted to lick any dancer's nipple. Or any part of her body or costume, for that matter.

But to say that no dancer anywhere ever promotes such behavior is incorrect.

In all my years of strip clubbing (which are a greater span of time than some of the younger dancers here have been alive), I have two times had a dancer rub her bare nipple back and forth right across my lips. Not above my lips, not close to my lips, right on my lips.

Neither time did I lick the nipple. I just kept my lips closed, not because I was a gentleman, but because of all the hygiene reasons mentioned through this thread and elsewhere. Where else had that nipple been?

I presume it was an effort to upsell, or perhaps get a bigger tip. Maybe that works with some guys, but it is not the experience I am looking for at a strip club.

KS_Stevia
08-27-2011, 07:05 PM
WTF is up with the fucking licking?? I mean aside from oral sex, my fucking husband doesn't even lick me.

Oh and as far as sexual trauma; it's true. Thanks for ruining nipple touching at all for me forever, douches like Ray. Now having my breasts touched makes me gag. Let me tell you how awesome that is, even after being retired almost a year. It's sweet, let me tell you.

I had this issue for a long time actually, it got really bad after I was dancing in a very, very dirty city that starts with an H.

But its all better now, so I think there's hope for you M!...unless you never were really into it before.

I am still very sensitive about any rough housing with my nipples though, after so many custies bit or pinched them very hard, when they were already chafed from all of the previous custies trying the same thing.

Athenathefabulous
08-27-2011, 07:23 PM
i also hate my nipples being sucked on. i was never into it, i always found it awkward and have always found the image of a dude sucking on nipples to be comical, but after having so many customers blindly go for it, its a huge turn off.

fortunately i am still able to enjoy my boobs being touched.

the other thing i cannot handle with men anymore: any dude who moves my hand towards his dick. i have had so many customer try this that even when a dude who i have consistently been seeing for a while tries this move, i am immediately deterred.

JayATee
08-28-2011, 06:33 PM
i also hate my nipples being sucked on. i was never into it, i always found it awkward and have always found the image of a dude sucking on nipples to be comical, but after having so many customers blindly go for it, its a huge turn off.



I find it amazing that ours is the only society that views nipple sucking as sexual and bc of that it's totally accepted as a normal thing to do.

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 06:41 PM
its not acceptable, but if you are pushing your nipples in

a guy's face what else do you expect. Its the name of the game quit crying

or chose another "profession"

firemaiden04
08-28-2011, 07:05 PM
^ dude...seriously, you're a douchebag. Stop trolling.

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 07:11 PM
i really dont know what i am doing or saying to pms you girls off.

???

someone enlighten me please.

Raider
08-28-2011, 07:29 PM
to pms you girls off.


Well, I am not one of the 'girls' here but I will go out on a limb and speak for the ladies. The above could very well be why you are pissing them off. ''pms you girls off'' ??? Or maybe telling the dancer to 'go back to her pole' and calling her 'stupid' ??? And all this from a 'newbie'. Cant see you lasting long.

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 08:13 PM
you're right.


i apologize. I will like to start over. As a fan of strip clubs i never

had an issue around dancers. and seems here i got off on the wrong foot.

my bad.

and "go back to your pole, stupid" was very lolzy.

JayATee
08-28-2011, 08:18 PM
you're right.


i apologize. I will like to start over. As a fan of strip clubs i never

had an issue around dancers. and seems here i got off on the wrong foot.

my bad.

and "go back to your pole, stupid" was very lolzy.

No it wasn't, it was utterly ignorant, and completely asinine given what I'd just said about most of the girls here. Didn't help yourself with this post either. ::)

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:03 PM
::)

ok, i will post here any way not to ridicule you ladies. but to give my opinion

and thoughts on certain subjects. I hope that you can see i will

be a contributing member here and your opinions and thoughts of me wont matter.

Athenathefabulous
08-28-2011, 09:11 PM
^can we please ban this twat on the basis that he linked us on another forum? just what me need, more idiots to troll here because they cant find a real woman to touch their 3 inch penis.

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:13 PM
lol.

is every female in here on the rag or what.

Im not going to kiss your ass and if you dont like my opinions or thoughts then ignore me

you stupid cunt.

Athenathefabulous
08-28-2011, 09:20 PM
^he probably is super passive in real life, assuming he even leaves his moms basement at all. people like this tend to take on a persona online that they dont have the balls to assume in real life. The anonymity of the internet gives people more courage than alcohol ever will.

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:20 PM
im pretty cool i think.

also, dont get the whole female lets gang up on this guy deal.

last time i checked the rules allowed members such as i to give

me a say so.

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:22 PM
yes lets all make assumptions as to who i am IRL.

as we all know you show your parts for a lousy dollar.

Athenathefabulous
08-28-2011, 09:25 PM
im pretty cool i think.

also, dont get the whole female lets gang up on this guy deal.

last time i checked the rules allowed members such as i to give

me a say so .

are you a native english speaker? Im not the resident grammar nazi here, but christ, this barely makes sense.


yes lets all make assumptions as to who i am IRL.

as we all know you show your parts for a lousy dollar.
please, i aint do shit for a dollar.

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:25 PM
:headache: there is never a win with a female!

Athenathefabulous
08-28-2011, 09:27 PM
Seriously, I'm in Vietnam now, and the locals speak better english than you do. It's the only reason i ask...

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:28 PM
this is my hobby and anger release

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:28 PM
Seriously, I'm in Vietnam now, and the locals speak better english than you do. It's the only reason i ask...

lol. yes

Athenathefabulous
08-28-2011, 09:30 PM
this is my hobby and anger release

I rest my case. :teacher:

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 09:31 PM
i had fun and few laughs thank you.

JayATee
08-28-2011, 10:12 PM
Wondering when a mod gets involved??? Just sayin'...

BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 10:30 PM
Wondering when you're going to put me on ignore? i'm just saying.


and mods yes please get involved and stop your members from harassing me.