View Full Version : Question about licking clothed crotch
4everresolutions
08-28-2011, 10:58 PM
It was a challenge, but through some majorly impressive interwebz hacking I've managed to find a recent picture of HarryBalls:
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50283_76293426190_5374804_n.jpg
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50283_76293426190_5374804_n.jpg
This explains everything.
BigHarryDick
08-28-2011, 11:00 PM
that pic was funny back in the 90's cry harder.
sammii
08-29-2011, 01:30 AM
It was a challenge, but through some majorly impressive interwebz hacking I've managed to find a recent picture of HarryBalls:
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50283_76293426190_5374804_n.jpg
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50283_76293426190_5374804_n.jpg
This explains everything.
AKA SmallFlacidDick ... he's probably jerking off his tiny dick as we speak.
Raider
08-29-2011, 05:06 AM
Wondering when a mod gets involved??? Just sayin'...
Should be real soon ;)
kaiarose
08-29-2011, 02:01 PM
This isn't my section but I banned him anyways.. Hopefully I don't get in trouble :/ But that guy went above and beyond rudeness... buh-bye BigHarryTwat!!
Kellydancer
08-29-2011, 02:36 PM
I agree. This section is getting a lot of trolls. They aren't even fun trolls, just annoying ones.
firemaiden04
08-29-2011, 03:01 PM
I'm starting to wonder if there IS a mod for Customer Conversation. Maybe we're between mods right now?
SupaByoch
08-29-2011, 03:41 PM
^ The last guy that licked me (and it was my face) got punched.
Haha. The last guy that licked me got his head jerked back by the hair and wailed in the face until both eyes were swollen and red. In front of his friend who just stood there with his mouth hanging open. LOL. I bet that asshole had a couple nice shiners the next day, and I bet he'll think twice about licking a stripper again. AND he couldn't claim he'd gotten into a fight or anything because his friend had seen his dumbass get beaten up by a stripper :fight:
Of course that was near the end of my stripping days, when I was realizing it was about time to hang up my platforms. I normally handled it more gracefully than that but I *never* was into being molested by random strangers. That guy just happened to be a raging asshole (it was more than a simple lick) to the wrong stripper on the wrong day. haha
JayATee
08-29-2011, 05:13 PM
I'm starting to wonder if there IS a mod for Customer Conversation. Maybe we're between mods right now?
It used to be FBR and Charlie61. But I don't know for sure anymore.
4everresolutions
08-29-2011, 05:54 PM
The moderator for this area is StripperWeb. You can always check at the bottom of each section to see who the current mod is.
Dear StripperWeb,
Please do not punish KaiaRose. She is amazing and HarryBalls needed the boot.
Thank you muchly in advance,
4Ev.
ArmySGT.
08-29-2011, 07:51 PM
I apologize for the bluntness of the thread title, but I have a valid question...
I went to a club last week where the stage daces are pretty contact friendly. The dancer on stage pulled a move where I ended up with my face in her crotch as she was on her knees facing away from me. I took my chances and took a quick lick over her covered crotch. She didn't seem to mind as she stayed in the same position. I licked her covered crotch a few more time before she changed positions and ocntinued the dance. Is this abnormal? How do most dancers feel about this?
Thanks.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/Insults/1263969227921.jpg
ray2119
08-29-2011, 08:39 PM
real original. is this going to to regress into a your mom joke next? I really do hope so.
Also, i have news for you buddy, WOMEN FAKE. ESPECIALLY WHEN BEING PAID.
but im sure you are different. Im sure your 3 inch penis makes you a god among men. (since we are being original and mature and all).
it only appears 3 inches to you because you're as deep as the grand canyon.
JayATee
08-29-2011, 08:41 PM
it only appears 3 inches to you because you're as deep as the grand canyon.
Hey cool, I've been itching to report ANOTHER troll. It's been a whole 2hrs.
ArmySGT.
08-29-2011, 08:44 PM
it only appears 3 inches to you because you're as deep as the grand canyon.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/yourmom.gif
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/1263969463185-1.gif
ray2119
08-29-2011, 08:53 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/yourmom.gif
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/1263969463185-1.gif
to the mods, should i get banned, the person who wrote the above post should be as well if you want to appear impartial. wishing death on others is unacceptable.
Athenathefabulous
08-29-2011, 08:55 PM
why would the mods here be impartial? this is a stripper support forum. They should be biased in our favor and ban anti stripper assholes.
ray2119
08-29-2011, 08:56 PM
It was a challenge, but through some majorly impressive interwebz hacking I've managed to find a recent picture of HarryBalls:
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50283_76293426190_5374804_n.jpg
This explains everything.
but you'd still deepthroat him for an extra 20 wouldn't you?
ray2119
08-29-2011, 08:57 PM
why would the mods here be impartial? this is a stripper support forum. They should be biased in our favor and ban anti stripper assholes.
how am i anti stripper? i've paid for dances before meaning i SUPPORT the likes of you. and in return you insult us, complain that we're perverts and act like money grubbing ingrates.
ArmySGT.
08-29-2011, 08:57 PM
to the mods, should i get banned, the person who wrote the above post should be as well if you want to appear impartial. wishing death on others is unacceptable.
I am annoying you but, you are annoying the community.
This is Sin. You will be cleansed.
Your not even good for long diatribes.
Troll harder.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/best-russian-demotivational-post-8.jpg
JayATee
08-29-2011, 08:58 PM
how am i anti stripper? i've paid for dances before meaning i SUPPORT the likes of you. and in return you insult us and act like money grubbing ingrates.
You're not paying for our time here, so by default we can't be money grubbing anything. Why should we be nice to you, especially given you've done nothing but insult us by insinuating (let me know if you require a definition for that word - it's a big one) we're all whores, and ask dumb fucking questions.
but you'd still deepthroat him for an extra 20 wouldn't you?
Aww, you jealous because no one can deep throat you? Poor thing.
And as far as I can tell Army didn't wish death on anyone. Learn to read.
Kellydancer
08-29-2011, 08:58 PM
I can't be the only one thinking Ray and hairyteenydick are the same person. Either that or they are fucking each other (because no one else would fuck them).
ArmySGT.
08-29-2011, 09:02 PM
how am i anti stripper? i've paid for dances before meaning i SUPPORT the likes of you. and in return you insult us and act like money grubbing ingrates.
Words. How little you understand them.
Were you beaten with a dictionary as a child? It does not appear that you could open one and utilize it fully.
Now, English is hard with many means for any one word. However in the CONTEXT used by Athena; your meager financials were not in question.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/gtfo/1265244984257.jpg
4everresolutions
08-29-2011, 09:02 PM
but you'd still deepthroat him for an extra 20 wouldn't you?
Naw, wouldn't want to compete with your business. That 20's all yours, stud. Open up and breath through the nose...
lokikola
08-29-2011, 09:03 PM
He keeps saying how he has paid for lapdances, and we'd suck for an extra 20.... blah blah... shit is hilarious. You know he saves his allowance for 6 weeks and collects cans to recycle so he can visit us and blow away all his 'hard-earned' cash in two minutes.
This is really refreshing, you know? Some anonymous, woman-hating, lonely, pathetic jerk on the internet. 8)
yoda57us
08-30-2011, 03:12 AM
how am i anti stripper? i've paid for dances before meaning i SUPPORT the likes of you. and in return you insult us, complain that we're perverts and act like money grubbing ingrates.
This is not a strip club. The money you've spent on dancers in clubs, for your pleasure, gets you no consideration here and it doesn't give you the right to be insulting. The fact is you are a guest here on a site that exists primarily for dancers. Stop acting like an adversarial prick and try to get over the obvious anger you feel towards dancers because you have to pay them to be naked for you.
Oh, and by the way, you don't support these women. They support themselves by providing a service that you are willing to pay them for. It's no different than if they decided to be a doctor, a lawyer, a mechanic or a plumber. There just happens to be a forum available for you to show up on and demonstrate your ignorance...
There are plenty of male-dominated strip club boards out there that will allow you to post as much hateful BS as you like. Go find them...
SupaByoch
08-30-2011, 04:35 AM
I am annoying you but, you are annoying the community.
This is Sin. You will be cleansed.
Your not even good for long diatribes.
Troll harder.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/best-russian-demotivational-post-8.jpg
Thanks for the laugh ;D
JayATee
08-30-2011, 10:13 AM
This is not a strip club. The money you've spent on dancers in clubs, for your pleasure, gets you no consideration here and it doesn't give you the right to be insulting. The fact is you are a guest here on a site that exists primarily for dancers. Stop acting like an adversarial prick and try to get over the obvious anger you feel towards dancers because you have to pay them to be naked for you.
Oh, and by the way, you don't support these women. They support themselves by providing a service that you are willing to pay them for. It's no different than if they decided to be a doctor, a lawyer, a mechanic or a plumber. There just happens to be a forum available for you to show up on and demonstrate your ignorance...
There are plenty of male-dominated strip club boards out there that will allow you to post as much hateful BS as you like. Go find them...
It's posts like this yoda that make me <3 you even more. :-*
lemiwinks31
08-30-2011, 10:24 AM
to the mods, should i get banned, the person who wrote the above post should be as well if you want to appear impartial. wishing death on others is unacceptable.
I dont think they care about as much about looking impartial as they do of ridding this place of donkey raping shit eaters.
Natalllia
08-30-2011, 11:07 AM
but you'd still deepthroat him for an extra 20 wouldn't you?
Am I the only one reporting this asshole?
Please report him instead of engaging him in back-and-forth insults. It only gives him more chances to spew his woman-hating ignorance.
BustyAmeera
08-30-2011, 11:15 AM
Just report, and don't feed the trolls.
ray2119
08-30-2011, 12:35 PM
It's posts like this yoda that make me <3 you even more. :-*
that's funny coming from you. hating men 99% of the time and seeing them only as walking paychecks except when you want to use them to your benefit. so he defended you but what does he get out of it? nothing, not even a pity fuck that he so badly wants unless he opens up his wallet.
kaiarose
08-30-2011, 12:43 PM
Wow, I don't know where all these trolls are coming from!! They are just nasty little fuckers this time around...lol.. I banned Mr. Ray. I was told that as a mod I can ban disruptive members/trolls from other sections if need be. This guy was reported numerous times so that's why I stepped in.
ETA: I know it's tempting but please don't bait the trolls. It will only result in you getting infractions...
Arialandre
08-30-2011, 04:14 PM
Oh we can ban ppl in other sections?!? Damn, I was sitting here wanting to ban ray like 4 days ago but thought that I had to "stay in my lane". Oh man the Aria web of power just keeps getting bigger! Trolls better get out the damn way! MOAHAHAHAHAHA! Eeeeeevil.
KS_Stevia
08-30-2011, 06:43 PM
It's posts like this yoda that make me <3 you even more. :-*
K-Stevia + yoda + JayTee sexy Sammich! I'll bring the mayo, yoda bring the rubbers!
Lol, that was kind of gross..okay, skip the mayo, JayATee bring the lube!
yoda57us
08-30-2011, 09:48 PM
that's funny coming from you. hating men 99% of the time and seeing them only as walking paychecks except when you want to use them to your benefit. so he defended you but what does he get out of it? nothing, not even a pity fuck that he so badly wants unless he opens up his wallet.
First of all I wasn't defending J. She doesn't need my help telling idiots like you where to go. Secondly, I don't post here to "get" anything. I am a member here because I enjoy the site and most of the participants here. I also enjoy helping to put closet misogynists like you in their place when the occasional opportunity arises.
"pity fuck"? LMAO! You don't know what you are talking about...
yoda57us
08-30-2011, 09:53 PM
It's posts like this yoda that make me <3 you even more. :-*
Thank you JayATee. That's very nice of you to say. :)
K-Stevia + yoda + JayTee sexy Sammich! I'll bring the mayo, yoda bring the rubbers!
Lol, that was kind of gross..okay, skip the mayo, JayATee bring the lube!
Hmmmm...not sure if my heart could take the two of you. Actually it probably couldn't take either one of you so, what the heck, I may as well go for broke!
kaiarose
08-31-2011, 07:35 PM
Oh we can ban ppl in other sections?!? Damn, I was sitting here wanting to ban ray like 4 days ago but thought that I had to "stay in my lane". Oh man the Aria web of power just keeps getting bigger! Trolls better get out the damn way! MOAHAHAHAHAHA! Eeeeeevil.
I think only if certain trolls get out of control like this guy or the BigHarryDick guy.. Calling members "cunts" is really crossing the line. I HATE that word..
shenglu
09-28-2011, 10:35 PM
If a man put his mouth, hands or any other a dancer, in my neck, the club he will be thrown around the forest of many clubs, he did not even know what happened.
Hopper
09-29-2011, 05:48 AM
No she wasn't. You're just disgusting. EVERY dancer puts her breasts somewhere in front of the guys face because this is a STRIP CLUB and you are supposed to be focused on our BOOBIES. Guess what, your mouth is a part of your face so if we wave our boobs in front of your face they are also going to be in close proximity of your dirty mouth. That does not mean we want your nasty ass spit on our skin. That is fucking VILE!
He said he kept his lips tightly shut. He was not talking about putting his mouth on the dancers boobs, it was the reverse - he was afraid to touch their boobs with his mouth, because they could be dirty. Clearly he does not need to be told.
It's common in clubs I go to for dancers to push their boobs right into my face and move them quickly from side to side. I have often had them brushing my mouth or almost brushing it. My mouth has been right between a dancer's boobs many times. I always thought this odd because although these clubs have fully contact LDs, mouth contact from customers is not allowed. This is dancer initiated customer mouth contact but it's odd because it could give customers the idea that the dancer is encouraging them to break the mouth contact rule unseen (nobody else would be able to see what he is doing). Or some customers could take it as an opportunity to break the rules unseen. I have never assumed that they intended it this way and nor would I like to kiss, lick or suck dancers' boobs; but it seems they are taking a risk that some other customers will. Since putting boobs in customers' faces unavoidably does put them near their mouths, it doesn't seem like a good idea as far as the rules are concerned. I like the dancers to bury my face in their boobs but I don't like having them pressed hard into it and shaken around.
Hopper
09-29-2011, 06:25 AM
I apologize for the bluntness of the thread title, but I have a valid question...
I went to a club last week where the stage daces are pretty contact friendly. The dancer on stage pulled a move where I ended up with my face in her crotch as she was on her knees facing away from me. I took my chances and took a quick lick over her covered crotch. She didn't seem to mind as she stayed in the same position. I licked her covered crotch a few more time before she changed positions and ocntinued the dance. Is this abnormal? How do most dancers feel about this?
Thanks.
I think others here have covered all the reasons not to do this. Any girl who WOULD allow you to do that is the last girl you should want to do it to. That's just common sense.
ManyRoses
10-15-2011, 04:48 PM
Um......EW. I think everything has been covered, but I had to say it...EW.
And for the record, in most clubs, that would get you thrown out at the VERY LEAST. I'm pretty sure that in my last club, if some of my bouncers found out you had done that to me, (hypothetically speaking, of course) you would wake up in a hospital bed. So really - you "took your chances" were you really willing to be thrown out and beaten up on the off chance that you could lick a dirty, sweaty piece of spandex thats been grinding into strangers all night? Priorities, dude.
$$$YvonnE$$$
10-19-2011, 12:43 AM
In response to the OP, a customer should keep his tongue in his mouth AT ALL TIMES. I've had custies try to lick my nips when I put my boobies near their face and I freak out at them, or ill just say 'i've had so many other guys lick that same spot' lmao (obv not true but ya ew).