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Kellydancer
06-02-2012, 10:52 AM
I wish I had done some of those. The one about the club being a dorm made me laugh because I had never heard of one like that before.

Su Su
06-02-2012, 01:24 PM
This french bastard that spent alot on the VIP room was very grabby and licky, and also very drunk. I told him once... Twice... 5 times to stop.
So I grabbed $200 of his dancer dollars, excused myself to "go bathroom", and went home (it was the end of my shift anyway lol)

Vyanka
06-02-2012, 08:41 PM
I love this thread. Lol. That is all...

Su Su
06-02-2012, 09:04 PM
Mediocrity tops it!! You made me laugh so hard.

J.D.
06-03-2012, 09:40 PM
I'm still laughing at the story Mediocrity told me (in person) about a dancer at an all nude club she worked at, that folding a dollar bill hot dog style, bent over, stuck it in her twat, then somehow made it wag back and forth like a dog wagging it's tail with her vagina muscles, while she was still bent over. Weird......

I have a lot of REALLY bad fucked up stories, but one milder one that comes to mind is when I did a VIP room with a group of guys and several other dancers, and one of the guys passed out on the couch, so I took the bucket of ice they had their bottle in and dumped it over his head like how football players do to the coach. He snapped out of it quick, I thought I gave him a heart attack, he was freaking out. All his friends were laughing, they thought it was funny.

Su Su
06-04-2012, 08:09 PM
Oh JD, I wish I could read what else you did since there's a lot deleted!! :P

Natalllia
06-05-2012, 01:57 PM
Hell no. Most of them were shitfaced and won't remember anyway. Good security will make sure this doesn't happen.

Then again I have a huge invincibility complex, and I was never physically attacked by a customer. Verbally sure, but never physically.

Some other wins:

Farted in a customers face when he tried to put his face close to my ass.
Put my hands over their tongue when they tried to lick and rubbed their own spit all over their face.
Grabbed their cheeks and squished them into a fish face for trying to lick.
Grabbed them hard by the nose for trying to lick.
Had a bouncer keep running the guy's card for more hours after he passed out drunk in VIP, while I simultaneously went and did dances on the floor.
Spat in a submissive customer's face.
Slapped the same submissive customer so hard my nails popped off.
A customer projectile vomited in my VIP room after 5 minutes, I still charged him the same rate and demanded he give me all of the cash on his person.
"Accidentally" stepped on a grabby customer's balls.
Kicked a guy, LITERALLY KICKED HIM, off my stage when he climbed up drunk.
Convinced a customer we all lived there and the dressing room was really a dorm.
Told a customer he was too ugly for me to dance for.
Stuffed dollars backwards into customers mouths when they held tips in their mouth.
Pulled a drunk guy's chair back so he fell on the floor when he came to sit back down.
These are all hilarious, but for some reason this one's my favorite. I lol'd.