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luscious sadie
10-12-2011, 03:01 PM
I want to start camming to help make up for how amazingly slow it has been here. FML.
lemiwinks31
10-12-2011, 03:11 PM
I wish. There are no piles of clothes in this house.
::)
FUCK!!!! I'm beginning to think that the all of these "how to be a psychic" classes, I'm taking are a waste of time.
lemiwinks31
10-12-2011, 03:13 PM
FUCK!!!! I'm beginning to think that the all of these "how to be a psychic" classes, I'm taking are a waste of time.
Oh...i misread the flyer...it was "how to be a psychotic"...
nevermind.....they are working just fine.
Naida
10-12-2011, 03:22 PM
I need to see a psychiatrist. Last night's episode has me wondering if my bipolar depression is getting worse.
Scary dreams, hallucinations and panic attacks are fail...
ArmySGT.
10-12-2011, 04:43 PM
I rarely remember my dreams, but last night was a Zombie dream. How cool is that. I usually remember dreams because I recognize I am dreaming and then can act.
I was on a walking path that had concrete benches, I think Colorado College. The girl I met, I couldn't help. She was already bitten. I just stayed in the center of the path in the light and walked on through.
I think because I was aware I rose out of REM sleep and the dreaming stops.
I have zombie nightmares about once a month, I'm not sure "cool" is how i would describe them.
camille27
10-12-2011, 06:47 PM
i dream like...three times a year.
#teamxanax
Laurisa
10-12-2011, 06:54 PM
#teambenadryl
Laurisa
10-12-2011, 07:20 PM
#IFeelSickToMyStomachWhenHeTalksToMeBecauseHeIsSoF arAway
camille27
10-12-2011, 08:48 PM
i have too many grooming needs and products to travel with any kind of spontaneity.
and i am distrustful of all flat iron reviews.
Laurisa
10-13-2011, 11:58 AM
If I was your man, baby you'd, never worry bout, what I do.
I'd be comin' home, back to you, every night, doing you right.
YOU SHOULD LET ME LOVE YOU.
LET ME BE THE ONE TO.
GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND NEED.
BABY GOOD LOVE AND PROTECTION.
MAKE ME YOUR SELECTION.
SHOW YOU THE WAY LOVES SUPPOSED TO BE.
LET ME LOVE YOU.
but your whore in Japan is just too good, right?
Kellydancer
10-13-2011, 12:13 PM
What a rough night last night. I decided I would go back to dancing and rounded up some of my regulars (and a few homeless men I gave money to). I then went into the club and the manager told me they couldn't hire me because I had regulars and was way hotter than anyone else. He was afraid I would cause customers to leave after I danced on stage.
It is rough being hot and having regulars (and homeless guys I hired as regulars).
Laurisa
10-13-2011, 01:44 PM
Ice is cool but I'm looking for more.
Simple things is what my heart beats for.
chanzep
10-13-2011, 02:17 PM
Canada went great. Went to Cheetahs and got a dance, went on stage too! I asked the DJ to put me up there and he did for three songs. Had a lot of drinks, went to the casino. Fun!
what was that club like busy?
Laurisa
10-13-2011, 10:40 PM
what was that club like busy?
Not really. I just had fun because I went on stage.
I had to ask a dancer to do a double dance for me and my friend and she looked offended like "omg I do I HAVE to?"
I paid her $40 and tipped her $30 for ONE dance, and I danced for her for 1/2 the song.
WTF.
camille27
10-13-2011, 10:54 PM
as it turns out, one can create chloroform rather easily but in an unsupervised setting, the results are often unfavorable. also, it's really just an unproductive nap on the bathroom floor as opposed to being unconscious while someone is finding you a new apartment, furnishing it, packing your things, moving your piano, changing the car's oil, and winning the halloween costume contest for you at the plastic surgeon's office so that you can get the grand prize of free botox.
these are hard times, friends.
Laurisa
10-13-2011, 11:12 PM
Fucking idiot, breaks my ashtray.
You're so stupid.
luscious sadie
10-13-2011, 11:15 PM
I can't deal with how shitty this club is. I got drunk tonight. And I'm not working tomorrow. I might not even work on Saturday... just go in and get the costumes that the girl has for me.
MyButter
10-14-2011, 12:34 AM
^God, I wish I could stop drinking at work. I've tried, and it is sheer torture=(
Zombies!!?! I am so excited that World War Z is being made into a movie=D *happydance*
camille27
10-14-2011, 02:00 AM
i'm too constipated to sleep. i'm so constipated that my legs hurt. santa maria, madre de dios
luscious sadie
10-14-2011, 07:39 AM
i'm too constipated to sleep. i'm so constipated that my legs hurt. santa maria, madre de dios
are you dehydrated? Can you take some metamucil / eat some plums or other high fiber foods? I have to be really careful about what I eat. This happens to me. Thank life for metamucil.
camille27
10-14-2011, 12:03 PM
i've never used metamucil. i don't know when my body decided it disliked pooping but this has been going on for a while now and nothing i've tried so far seems to make a long-term difference.
Naida
10-14-2011, 01:15 PM
Super nervous about working for the first time in over a month. On the upside, everyone in H-town says customer traffic and money is decent, and there's even a host helping to sell VIPs this week!
Tell the bartender and waitress to serve me virgin (but still charge full price where possible ^_^) and focus on nothing but dance, dance, dance! I'm trying to quit smoking, so having no cigarettes in a no smoking club means I won't be spending any time in the DR with a cigarette!
Kellydancer
10-14-2011, 02:04 PM
I still got it I took three online courses and got A's on all of them.
luscious sadie
10-14-2011, 03:16 PM
i've never used metamucil. i don't know when my body decided it disliked pooping but this has been going on for a while now and nothing i've tried so far seems to make a long-term difference.
what's your diet like? Send me a PM if you want some ideas on non-metamucil ideas. I used to have a LOT of problems pooping but I have it under control now mostly :)
camille27
10-14-2011, 03:29 PM
sadie, i assume it's psychological/stress-related. i would just like to return to the days of stress-free poop.
lokikola
10-14-2011, 03:46 PM
I hustled kinda dirty last night. I took money from the guys at the tip rail when they called me over, even though there was a chick on stage and another along the rail....... eh, just adjusting to Miami.
Kellydancer
10-14-2011, 03:59 PM
Since we are talking poop, I will admit I was severely constipated last week. I mean really bad, it made me cry. I started drinking more water and it helped. Also, I notice a week before my period I get severly constipated.
camille27
10-14-2011, 11:21 PM
how do you come off celibacy? i can't decide how one withdraws from this decision. hmph.
Kellydancer
10-14-2011, 11:24 PM
Just find a hot guy. I am dealing with this myself because I tell myself I want to wait for sex until marriage but the other part is telling me marriage will never happen and I have a willing hot 25 year old guy. So one day I tell him I want to get with him but then I back off.
I want to be Sybil where my slutty personality has sex and my non slutty self doesn't.
ArmySGT.
10-14-2011, 11:48 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/best-russian-demotivational-post-10.jpg
Kellydancer
10-14-2011, 11:51 PM
I love that. So true. The scummiest trashiest low class people are breeding far more than higher quality. Glad I will not be around to see the real Idiocracy.
lokikola
10-16-2011, 05:05 PM
My hustle has gotten so much better. Like, way better. Thank you bitches.
Discuntent
10-16-2011, 08:28 PM
My best friend has opening night of her play at the end of this week...She's a lead! I wanted to have some roses delivered to her class to wish her luck. It's a pretty low key class and the first of the day, would that be too much does anyone think?
lokikola
10-17-2011, 01:32 AM
DJ calls me a bitch, skank ass bitch, fuckin whore, stupid ho, fat bitch, nasty ass, bitch, bitch, fuckin bitch. I get dressed and walk out, he follows me to the parking lot asking for his tip, runs up to hit me but slips on the tile and busts his brow open. I'm hiding behind the bouncer telling the DJ he better not hit me while he bleeds from his face. Karma is a bitch.
So how did your Sunday go?
lokikola
10-17-2011, 01:45 AM
Day 9 million of my keys being gone.
I am trapped in my house. Forever.
/wrists
Dude I was totally just gonna ask where your keys were, assuming you'd found them. Nevermind.
lemiwinks31
10-17-2011, 02:42 PM
Nope. And it's like $200 to replace the key because it's a goddamn computer key.
So instead... I need to get a ride down to the junk yard so I can pull the ignition from an older model Nissan (because it would bother me to have a non-nissan key for my nissan) so I can swap the whole thing out.
It's like... less than a tenth the cost and since I never work and half almost unlimited free time... I figured why not.
PLUS. That way I can have an extra key made for like $5-10 instead of $200 so that NEXT TIME I lose the key... this is a non-issue.
.....you know how boat keys have those big bright colored floating keychains....so they are easy to spot if you lose them in the water........
Laurisa
10-18-2011, 09:34 AM
Fuck my Mom.
lemiwinks31
10-18-2011, 12:41 PM
^I didn't actually lose my key.
The ex Fucko did. lol
shouldnt the ex Fucko be responsible for getting you a new one?
Kellydancer
10-18-2011, 02:15 PM
I ran a background check on myself and apparently I am 56 years old. I knew I looked good for being 40, but since apparently I am 56 I really look good. Looks like I better give up my dreams of marrying and possibly having a family because don't most women finish menopause by 56? What I want to know is what happened to the 16 years I have no recollections of? Must have done dome drugs I am not aware of.
Laurisa
10-18-2011, 02:18 PM
I did a background check on myself and apparently I don't exist.
My real name is way too common. Think Jane Smith only more modern.
zivlet
10-18-2011, 04:58 PM
I'm really thankful to be working at a new club that's much better. Daft thing is I have to work at my usual club for one last week then , am away next weekend so can't work. Also, I have to be at work at 8 am and reallyshouldn't be sitting here playing with the internet drinking wine. Oops.
lokikola
10-18-2011, 05:00 PM
I know I'm gonna miss Playmates. Fuck :( Fuck fuck fuck you fucking fucktard DJ!
Discuntent
10-18-2011, 08:05 PM
got dry oil on a white leather bag.........FFFF.
ReginaGeorge
10-19-2011, 01:28 AM
^there's plenty of high-class whores. Be a high-class smart whore with a retirement package. That's what I want to be when I grow up.
amen yes!
camille27
10-19-2011, 02:45 PM
i am looking for a place in key west and all craigslist is giving me are obnoxiously high-priced fantasy fest rentals. if it were not for this lortab and i could, in fact, feel feelings, i would feel upset.
Discuntent
10-21-2011, 05:14 PM
I'm getting my nose done soon and it's just sinking in. I've never even had surgery before on anything...Ah! Does anyone have any advice to relax?
camille27
10-21-2011, 09:36 PM
oh you really decided to get rhinoplasty? what surgeon did you choose? exercise a lot beforehand so you're not counting calories during your recovery post-op.
Discuntent
10-21-2011, 10:01 PM
oh you really decided to get rhinoplasty? what surgeon did you choose? exercise a lot beforehand so you're not counting calories during your recovery post-op.
I did! Found Dr. Spiegel here in Boston through a few referrals. It's going to be moderate!
Thanks for the advice also :)
camille27
10-21-2011, 11:24 PM
he's a REALLY good choice. i'm going to pm you!