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Glasses
04-12-2012, 04:35 PM
"face to truth that is the life. i just want to search a person can face the truth or not
is que??? very hard tell some thing i can`t come out from ur screen"

Ideas? Anyone?

Edit:

Zomg, he continues!

"if i will honey than so many bee will come and seat on me"

wtf LOL? Actually this is the only reason I don't ban him. I laugh my ass off!

cvarga
04-13-2012, 02:12 AM
Him: Open closet.
Me: My robe? You want me to open my robe?
Him: Closet, open closet.
Me: OK ( I then proceed to open my robe and pose for the cam to show my cute little outfit)
Him: NO CLOSET!!
Me: Oh sorry! (I close my robe thinking I somehow offended him)
Me: What's a closet?
Him: That thing behind you, open the door!

do'h

TM1975
04-13-2012, 10:02 AM
Him: Open closet.
Me: My robe? You want me to open my robe?
Him: Closet, open closet.
Me: OK ( I then proceed to open my robe and pose for the cam to show my cute little outfit)
Him: NO CLOSET!!
Me: Oh sorry! (I close my robe thinking I somehow offended him)
Me: What's a closet?
Him: That thing behind you, open the door!

do'h

He wanted to see if you organized your closet well enough to dildo your vag for him? lol...

WhatNOW
04-13-2012, 10:20 AM
My first thoughts were... "Wow how would one go into GREATER detail than this? I think this pretty much sums it all up!" *skips off singing the black eyed peas song Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get Boom boom boom* lmfao

I'm changing all my cam tag lines to, "The Good-Lookin, Sexy Caucasian Girl."

"Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail ..." I will wait with bated breath, good sir.

That's a gem right there.



:lol

IsobelWren
04-13-2012, 12:26 PM
...as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts....

...want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. ...

...I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass...

...I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face...

...BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass...


The Creepy Xpeeps Guy remix of MIA's Paper Planes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y) is a real departure from the original version. I'd really rather listen to the original.

prettygreeneyes
04-13-2012, 10:15 PM
member: do have different underwear
member: and what kind of ?
member: fance body

I could NOT figure out what the fuck this guy wanted! We were in exclusive and I found out that he thought that "underwear" was the English word for "clothes" - he wanted me to wear a dress. He kept asking to see my "underwear" but he wanted to see the clothes in my closet so he could pick something out for me to wear. He asked me to leave my "string" on and I never would have known what that was if I hadn't read this thread before I got on cam. So frustrating trying to figure some of these guys out!

WhatNOW
04-14-2012, 04:36 AM
boom boom guy has messaged me again.
"I sometimes sell my shit and piss to food manufacturing companies for the growth of the foods that is put into the mouth."
My reply:AH... I thought that next time you said that you were going to go into even GREATER detail? lmao. Anyways... I'm hitting you with the ban hammer because you are just an idiot. see ya!

I got another equally weird guy as well:
I'm Master Max and I'm look for a hot girl who I can use as my personal toilet slave to eat my shit, farts, and drink my piss along with me sitting on your face.

I'm gonna one day find you and force you into it.

My reply: You're going to force me into it you say? Good luck with that.

CarolinaBelle
04-14-2012, 07:33 AM
Wow, what a creep! I have never had anyone outright tell me that they were one day going to "find" me. I hope you banned his creepy ass!

Peachesxo
04-14-2012, 09:26 PM
I got this in a message the other day on xpeeps from a dude I've never talked to.. It's long, but so worth it. You're welcome :DDDDDDDDD lol

I just wanted to tell you that I think your sexy and that I JUST LOVE Caucasian girls MORE than ANY other race.

Secondly, I think you're so sexy that you DESERVE to FORCE me to rock and make you VERY WET, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL ass crack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble and sniff it; also, while owned as you looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in ass worship.

You also DESERVE for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you.

I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I'm unable to travel at the time. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me, and FORCE me to ass worship and I can REALLY show you how I REALLY use my tongue and nose.

For some strange reason, good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls ALWAYS wanna FORCE me into ass worship and ALWAYS want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. I guess it's because, somewhere, down the line when talking to y'all, I reveal that; first, I'm deathly afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and I really think y'all can also sense that I'm deathly afraid of y'all. So, y'all figure, since, that's the case, y'all have a STRONG desire to either FORCE me to lick, suck and sniff y'all and eat and smell y'all farts, or you threaten to beat my ass for refusing. So, if you did come to Houston to kidnap me, you don't EVER have to worry about me trying to leave, nor me refusing to ever ass worship you; especially, since, I'm afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and getting my ass beaten by y'all.

I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal, she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore. Good thing, I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass.

I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face, and as you dropped your sexy POWER in my open mouth and nose, while facesitting me, and BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass.

I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway.

Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls.

OMG.
I got this exact same message today and posted it in another thread LOL
-_- had a feeling he may have sent to to other girls before just because it was SO LONG and voila
what a fuhreak

Tsani
04-14-2012, 09:29 PM
I got a message that was just the first line of this message... maybe my BOOM BOOM was a bit too much for him ;)

WhatNOW
04-15-2012, 06:22 PM
OMG.
I got this exact same message today and posted it in another thread LOL
-_- had a feeling he may have sent to to other girls before just because it was SO LONG and voila
what a fuhreak
haha so this guy is on a roll! I wonder what reaction he's looking for exactly? I don't really give one so I'm not the one to message about these things. They sure do love trying to get a rise out of us, don't they?

camgirl
04-15-2012, 11:20 PM
My recent - and I wish I had saved or took a screen shot is...

"Do you want to play wheel of fortune except with my cock?"

"What is that"

"It spins round and round and with a gassy motor"

"What?"

"Where it stops nobody knows; are you ready to play?"

"Sure, OK"

"ok, I will spin my gassy cock, are you ready?"


At this point I ignored him, for one, I have no clue what a gassy cock is, second i dont understand why it is associated with wheel of fortune. At one point I asked if this was like a "helicopter", where guys spin their dicks, which shouldn't be sexual, other than a laugh or ice breaker. And he cont. until kick! (he didn't come back thank goodness)

I don't get it!!! Gassy cock?! LMAO

roast
04-16-2012, 12:04 AM
Dude: [polite pretyped site greeting if you click direct on the performer's profile]
Dude: WANNA SUKKIE
Dude: WAHTCHU GON DO
Dude: HOS4`1
Dude: HOAR!

/Im not even online


--------------

-enters-

live u himen
show wet
himn mmm
thnk u

-exits-

FYI: I am fully dressed, in free chat, am partially out of view adjusting my speakers


------------------------------

Streamate:

U AINTGOT A DICK
IS DIS SHEMALECAMS>COM U GOT DICK
WHERE YO DICK AT
IN YO CHEST

prettygreeneyes
04-16-2012, 01:04 AM
My recent - and I wish I had saved or took a screen shot is...

"Do you want to play wheel of fortune except with my cock?"

"What is that"

"It spins round and round and with a gassy motor"

"What?"

"Where it stops nobody knows; are you ready to play?"

"Sure, OK"

"ok, I will spin my gassy cock, are you ready?"


At this point I ignored him, for one, I have no clue what a gassy cock is, second i dont understand why it is associated with wheel of fortune. At one point I asked if this was like a "helicopter", where guys spin their dicks, which shouldn't be sexual, other than a laugh or ice breaker. And he cont. until kick! (he didn't come back thank goodness)

I don't get it!!! Gassy cock?! LMAO

OMG I had this guy a couple days ago!! I stopped responding because it made no sense, and he went away. What a weirdo!!

maryjaynexo
05-14-2012, 10:14 AM
(both of these within 5 minutes. Argh.)

somedude: why u no hav mice for of lice style

MaryJaynexo: Mice?

somedude: *logs off*

What could this mean? I have no lifestyle mice? I don't have lice? I am confused.

asshat: HI BB BEATY
POSITION DOGI PLEASE BB

(Apparently I'm also Warren Beatty. Who knew?)

Incantatious
05-14-2012, 10:43 AM
him - hey u looking pumpy
me - pumpy?
him - urmy
i like dat boop of urs
wha abou ur puussy clan


... :O


Love this thread!

ManyRoses
05-14-2012, 01:12 PM
Oooh...I should have put it in here, not in annoying things. Clearly I am brain dead - forgetting about MY OWN threads!!! Hshahahahaha..

Yesterday a guy asked me to see "legs in ponytail".

Ummmmmmm

Tsani
05-14-2012, 09:18 PM
him - hey u looking pumpy
me - pumpy?
him - urmy
i like dat boop of urs
wha abou ur puussy clan


Ooh I love trying to translate the posts in this thread!

Hmm let's see... What could pumpy mean? Pimpy? Pretty + lumpy? no... ok I can't figure that one out. Ok moving on, urmy... damn I'm drawing a blank there too. I'm guessing that boop was meant to be boobs or butt and he wanted to know if your pussy was clean probably... or shaven... or maybe he wondered if it had a clan of its own cuz you know, pussy rules the world and all.

/:O

ManyRoses
05-14-2012, 10:35 PM
him - hey u looking pumpy
me - pumpy?
him - urmy
i like dat boop of urs
wha abou ur puussy clan


... :O


Love this thread!


Ooh ooh! I want to try and translate this one!!

You are looking pumpy....ok. No ideas. Pretty? Maybe? but the "m" key is nowhere near the correct keys for "pretty" I'm voting for...."Pimpin"! You are looking pimpin!

Urmy = HORNY! If you look at the keys, "u" is above "h", "o" is just omitted, "r" is correct, "m" is next to "n" and "y" is correct. In fact, maybe pumpy was meant to be horny...

dat boop - I'm actually going to take a wild guess and say that he actually MEANT to say boop. I am guessing this is "gangsta slang" because he prefaced it with "dat"

And I'm guessing the last bit is asking if your pussy is either clean, or clean shaven...

Browneyes
05-15-2012, 01:27 PM
Well this is handy thread, Just yesterday I had a pvt with French guy on LJ but the translation system didn't get it or just couldn't cope, because the guy was talking in slang i guess. He stayed in pvt for more than half and hour considering I had no fucking idea what he is talking about or what he wanted....here are some of his lines

" use the god bb" whAAt? O.o i figure out that he wanted a toy

"present previous tits" no idea

" cry " he was saying that a lot and...what he meant is....moan bb...shout loud.....

PrincessLavender
05-15-2012, 08:21 PM
(both of these within 5 minutes. Argh.)

somedude: why u no hav mice for of lice style



I got him yesterday too!

HoneySuckle
05-16-2012, 08:29 PM
Hello, all! (New here, to camming and the SW.) This thread has me laughing so hard! I've spent the past month or so trying to figure out what a lot of these guys are trying to say. Good to know I'm not the only one scratching her head over it.

Today I had a guy in my room that was obviously using a translator. How do I know? He kept the equals sign at the front of his sentences! I wish I had gotten a screen shot, but it looked something like this:

=i have great time love your flower of chastity beautiful I put my member in long

Ya, that's right. My "flower of chastity." :O

maryjaynexo
05-17-2012, 12:28 AM
=i have great time love your flower of chastity beautiful I put my member in long

I just. There are so many things about this that all I can do is laugh. I just picture him coming up to someone in a bar and saying "I put my member in long," "Let me put my member in your flower of chastity." That is some semi-Shakespearean shit. ;D

PrincessLavender
05-17-2012, 12:35 AM
Hello, all! (New here, to camming and the SW.) This thread has me laughing so hard! I've spent the past month or so trying to figure out what a lot of these guys are trying to say. Good to know I'm not the only one scratching her head over it.

Today I had a guy in my room that was obviously using a translator. How do I know? He kept the equals sign at the front of his sentences! I wish I had gotten a screen shot, but it looked something like this:

=i have great time love your flower of chastity beautiful I put my member in long

Ya, that's right. My "flower of chastity." :O

It's so obvious when they are using a translator. I hear "she shows me her tits" more times than I can count.

IsobelWren
05-17-2012, 06:54 AM
It's so obvious when they are using a translator. I hear "she shows me her tits" more times than I can count.

That's close enough to, "It puts the lotion on its skin" for me!

HoneySuckle
05-17-2012, 10:14 AM
I just. There are so many things about this that all I can do is laugh. I just picture him coming up to someone in a bar and saying "I put my member in long," "Let me put my member in your flower of chastity." That is some semi-Shakespearean shit. ;D

Ha! It may have been beautiful poetry in his native language, but what ever translator he used totally butchered it. All I know is that I will now and forever think of my lady bits as my "flower of chastity." ;)


That's close enough to, "It puts the lotion on its skin" for me!

I know, right? It totally creeps me out when they phrase things in third person. *shiver*

bigladyx
05-17-2012, 10:40 AM
Had this genius in my room today:
bb, wanna do lamp?
lamip*

me: "what the fuck is a lamip?

light no?

me: shut the fuck up
ban

PrincessLuna
05-23-2012, 12:29 PM
Guy: MIRA AUN NA!
Me: :O
Guy: MIRA AUN NA!
YOU KNOW KAYTIE


Whaaaaaa???

Vanessa_Paws
05-23-2012, 03:03 PM
"Close boob now"

Appearently he didn't want to see my boobs anymore. thought it was a nice little spin on open chest.

"Read u book of love bb black eyed peas"

I don't know if that's a black eyed peas lyric or not...

"Shit you for young principle?"

LOL I love English mess ups.

prisma146
05-23-2012, 05:18 PM
That's close enough to, "It puts the lotion on its skin" for me!

Omg LOL!!!

Timor
05-23-2012, 08:12 PM
Guest77565: please make me have a look in your body ok.
me: Why do you want to look 'in' my body? Are you a registered and licensed mortician?

e-stripper
05-24-2012, 12:01 AM
Tonight this happened in private..

him: i want 5 finger discount
me: huh? what are you looking to steal sweety?
him: 5 finger discount on chest
me: :cracking up: what???? you want to STEAL my tits?
him: ok, 10 finger discount
me: i have no idea what you're asking
him: going to rip off chest and run down street
me: ummm.. ok.. but i'm kinda attached to my boobs
him: me too. 10 now. on boobs.

I think he wanted a handbra cuz he quieted down after that but kept calling me a whore. At least then I could understand him lol

CharlieDoyle
05-24-2012, 06:46 AM
My recent - and I wish I had saved or took a screen shot is...

"Do you want to play wheel of fortune except with my cock?"

"What is that"

"It spins round and round and with a gassy motor"

"What?"

"Where it stops nobody knows; are you ready to play?"

"Sure, OK"

"ok, I will spin my gassy cock, are you ready?"


At this point I ignored him, for one, I have no clue what a gassy cock is, second i dont understand why it is associated with wheel of fortune. At one point I asked if this was like a "helicopter", where guys spin their dicks, which shouldn't be sexual, other than a laugh or ice breaker. And he cont. until kick! (he didn't come back thank goodness)

I don't get it!!! Gassy cock?! LMAO

OMG hahaha I had this guy too!!! I'm not really sure how he wanted me to "spin his cock" so I just spinned my dildo around and he said I did it right. hahah but it was weird and I was confused so I kicked him out because I was so annoyed.

Vanessa_Paws
05-25-2012, 01:49 AM
SHE WILL SHOW ME PARTICLES SHE WILL SHOW ME PARTICLES SHE WILL SHOW ME PARTICLES SHE WILL SHOW ME PARTICLES

me: what particles sweetie?

him: SHE WILL SHOW ME THE CHEST PARTICLES

I felt like I was talking to an alien or something.

VictoriaRattie
05-25-2012, 07:25 AM
I love this thread! I found it yesterday and was inspired to start keep track of my weird ones!
Today I got:

Him: u mind for cold slices in paco
Me: I'm sorry...I..don't understand what you're saying. Could you rephrase it?
Him: i pickle they
Then he left and my regs and I had a laugh.

I also had this one...
Him: yOU GONNNA TICKI IT IN THAT PUSY>
Me: I...errr...uhh.......wha-?
Him: *log off*
All of us: O_O....?

OJenni!
05-27-2012, 02:16 AM
him: I want to watch wood in leg. Open legs!
me: umm.. you want to see me spread my legs? I can do that for you in private
him: No wood in leg! Show wood in leg!
me: Do you think I am a guy? There is no wood in my legs or between my legs.
him: No! Not man! Show wood in leg now. Every lady have wood in leg.
**at this point I have no clue what he could be asking for so I ignore him.**
****enters private******
him: Woods in your leg. Now view!
me: There is no wood in my legs. As you can see I am a normal female and there is no wood. If you were asking about a dick, I am sorry I do not have one.
him:No dick I dont want. I want see wood!
me: I don't know what you want
***10 minutes go by and he does not say a word.***
him: Dummy. I want wood in leg. Slut dont give. BYE

TracyBlade
05-27-2012, 02:40 AM
him: I want to watch wood in leg. Open legs!
me: umm.. you want to see me spread my legs? I can do that for you in private
him: No wood in leg! Show wood in leg!
me: Do you think I am a guy? There is no wood in my legs or between my legs.
him: No! Not man! Show wood in leg now. Every lady have wood in leg.
**at this point I have no clue what he could be asking for so I ignore him.**

him: Woods in your leg. Now view!
me: There is no wood in my legs. As you can see I am a normal female and there is no wood. If you were asking about a dick, I am sorry I do not have one.
him:No dick I dont want. I want see wood!
me: I don't know what you want
***10 minutes go by and he does not say a word.***
him: Dummy. I want wood in leg. Slut dont give. BYE

LOL I wonder if he'll leave a comment like "asked for wood in leg did not show disappoint" LMAO I wonder what he was trying to say?

TracyBlade
05-27-2012, 02:44 AM
On another note I had a customer once type to me in private for a good long while in wingdings :/

Seductive
05-27-2012, 06:23 AM
him: I want to watch wood in leg. Open legs!
me: umm.. you want to see me spread my legs? I can do that for you in private
him: No wood in leg! Show wood in leg!
me: Do you think I am a guy? There is no wood in my legs or between my legs.
him: No! Not man! Show wood in leg now. Every lady have wood in leg.
**at this point I have no clue what he could be asking for so I ignore him.**
****enters private******
him: Woods in your leg. Now view!
me: There is no wood in my legs. As you can see I am a normal female and there is no wood. If you were asking about a dick, I am sorry I do not have one.
him:No dick I dont want. I want see wood!
me: I don't know what you want
***10 minutes go by and he does not say a word.***
him: Dummy. I want wood in leg. Slut dont give. BYE

I'm pretty sure he was asking to see your pubic hair. I know in a couple different languages the pubic hair is called forest, woods, or bush. Or he could have been completely crazy and wanted a pirate with a peg leg.

OJenni!
05-27-2012, 07:00 AM
I'm pretty sure he was asking to see your pubic hair. I know in a couple different languages the pubic hair is called forest, woods, or bush. Or he could have been completely crazy and wanted a pirate with a peg leg.

Oh he saw lots of my bush in private, I was 100% nude

VictoriaRattie
05-27-2012, 02:34 PM
I had this one yesterday.


theyd fern an corn for life taht lime piles ok

It was all he said, but it was the same person as the first guy in my last post.
We've determined that he is drunk and using a translator.

Rina
05-30-2012, 10:25 AM
him: I want to watch wood in leg. Open legs!
me: umm.. you want to see me spread my legs? I can do that for you in private
him: No wood in leg! Show wood in leg!
me: Do you think I am a guy? There is no wood in my legs or between my legs.
him: No! Not man! Show wood in leg now. Every lady have wood in leg.
**at this point I have no clue what he could be asking for so I ignore him.**
****enters private******
him: Woods in your leg. Now view!
me: There is no wood in my legs. As you can see I am a normal female and there is no wood. If you were asking about a dick, I am sorry I do not have one.
him:No dick I dont want. I want see wood!
me: I don't know what you want
***10 minutes go by and he does not say a word.***
him: Dummy. I want wood in leg. Slut dont give. BYE

LMAO in real life, what the fuck? Does he have a pirate fetish? At first I thought maybe he wanted to see pubic or leg hair, but I see that wasn't it. I really, really want to know what the fuck this guy wanted. LOL

Lexilexxx
05-30-2012, 10:36 AM
Here's two I got last night...LOL!

"Eat yourself to tit please"

"Do yourself a butterfly tits"

This was from the same guy...and OMG what a great laugh the room had.

Loving this thread! :D

PrincessLuna
05-31-2012, 01:05 PM
Guy: MIRA AUN NA!
Me: :O
Guy: MIRA AUN NA!
YOU KNOW KAYTIE


Whaaaaaa???

Finally figured this one out. Turns out it's an affiliate marketer advertising me named "Kaytie" or "Kate" Learned it last night when a couple of people kept coming into my room and was like "Hi Kate!" "where are you Kate?" "Are you there Kate?" A kept thinking "Y U CALL ME KATE??" And then it dawned on me. I don't really mind them advertising me, I just wish I get a better cut of it T_T lol

Vanessa_Paws
05-31-2012, 02:14 PM
him: ᏣᏔᏍᏚᎳ ᏒᎾᎭᏌ
me: I'm not Cherokee, babe, I'm Ojibwe.
him: INDIAN HOW INJUN LOOK CREE LAKOTA CHEYENNE SHALISH NAVAJO SHIT PIT FIREWATER

It's like he just kinda went and and took all the tribe names he could find easily on google and mash them together...don't really know what he was trying to say though.

IsobelWren
06-29-2012, 07:50 AM
I have a couple free gold shows a week for members of my website so I've got to start the GS even if nobody pays on SM. Usually at least 5 people from my website show in their free viewing window and I chat with them. This time, nobody showed at all until there was only 20 minutes left in the show. It was some randoid German dude who kept saying that he was so excited he was the only one here. I talked to him for a while, since he didn't seem to want me to do anything, when I tried he'd direct conversation back to something I had to think about. He told me all about how he's a 24 year old tennis pro with a "little more than 7 inch" cock and a virgin who likes anal sex with Russian girls but also masturbates a lot. Clearly something was already lost in translation.

About 7 minutes before the show was over, both a guy from my site and a reg who paid from SM come in. I ask them what they'd like to see, since the German guy hadn't done anything but go on and on about Russian girls, etc. One says asshole, the other says pussy. I assume a position that allows them to see both. The German then says the most bizarre thing he's said all night

ok wait
i get the fucker to outfits
uuuuuuuuuuuuu
tiebrake
TENNIS ... tiebrake
funny

There are 3 minutes left in the show. The reg from SM says, "welp, show's over" and leaves. I look at the guy from my site. He shrugs. The German adds

yes the smack
tiebrake?
smack that ass
H
O

I think he was going to type T but the show ended.

justanothercamgirl
07-19-2012, 01:40 PM
(This chat log has not be edited in anyway. This is really how the whole session went!)

hi
you yes
get your dark dildo your natural looking one
to suck
nni
you yes
yes please
you fseklgdolf
gnsup]d
nni
you yes
your bra off
dark didxig
nni
you yes
give me a blowjob
you yes
you ye]y ues
you yes
talk dirty
using blowjob
continously
nni
you yes
you like sucking
my dick
you say mmmmmmmmmmmmm
you closer
you say mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you handjob
too
dont
change
position
you closer
yes
better
say blowjob
continously
in sentences
you dirty slut
you sniff
that dirty dick
you clean those sweaty balls
nni
you yes
my cocksucker
you face
is fucked
you can do it
you faster
you gag
you deepthroat
moan louder
nni
nni
tou y yes
you yes
you must suck
very fast
handjob too
nni
you yes
you masterbate

Caramel_BBW
07-19-2012, 01:43 PM
Um...when you figure out how to dirty talk while giving a blowjob...share with the class? lol

Classy_Katy
07-19-2012, 02:09 PM
Um...when you figure out how to dirty talk while giving a blowjob...share with the class? lol

It's a fine art LOL

justanothercamgirl
07-19-2012, 02:12 PM
Um...when you figure out how to dirty talk while giving a blowjob...share with the class? lol


I literally mumbled dirty talk at him while doing it because I found it so funny!