View Full Version : Lost in Translation
Caramel_BBW
07-19-2012, 04:02 PM
I would have choked cuz I would have been loling while giving a BJ
maryjaynexo
07-19-2012, 05:29 PM
I read that whole blowjob thing as some kind of crazy poem. Hahahahaha.
MissSeraphim
07-20-2012, 01:38 PM
"wood in legs"
Do you think he meant to stick a dick in you?
justanothercamgirl
07-22-2012, 07:32 PM
I read that whole blowjob thing as some kind of crazy poem. Hahahahaha.
I had a friend read it to me in a William Shatner inspired voice after reading your comment and it was EPIC! I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard.
CourtneyRaine
08-29-2012, 10:07 AM
I got this message in my cam gmail inbox this morning. I have no idea where this guy found me from:
"HELLO GOD I HAVE DREAMED TO BE CHOSEN BY YOU IN A BREEDING SHEEP AS ITS EASTER MEAL AFTER YOU DOOR TO ME HIS HOUSE AND I slaughter YOU PERSONALLY AND AT THE END OF EVERY PART OF ME She devours assimilating and digesting substantiates THE REST"
'Kay. Not whether to be disturbed by this, or... ? A few minutes later he sent a follow-up email:
"prejudice divine mistress are stefano a boy of 21 years Italian. by chance I bussiness your site I have saved as a favorite and one night by chance I had a dream.
I dreamed that I choose you I in a flock of lambs as your Easter lunch you take me away ALIVE AND YOU PERSONALLY MI slaughter. POI (TRY ALL NATURALLY making pain or pleasure, whatever you want)
TE devour EVERY PART OF ME AND I PLAN PLAN finish DIVINE IN YOUR BELLY then I immerse myself completely in your gastric juice which I break down and take only the best parts of me the rest of the digest and produce ...
if the case could be heard a few bu"
It's scary that things like this don't bother me anymore. In fact, I found myself laughing hysterically, but also, finding this kind of sweet in a way?
IsobelWren
08-29-2012, 10:32 AM
I got this message in my cam gmail inbox this morning. I have no idea where this guy found me from:
"HELLO GOD I HAVE DREAMED TO BE CHOSEN BY YOU IN A BREEDING SHEEP AS ITS EASTER MEAL AFTER YOU DOOR TO ME HIS HOUSE AND I slaughter YOU PERSONALLY AND AT THE END OF EVERY PART OF ME She devours assimilating and digesting substantiates THE REST"
'Kay. Not whether to be disturbed by this, or... ? A few minutes later he sent a follow-up email:
"prejudice divine mistress are stefano a boy of 21 years Italian. by chance I bussiness your site I have saved as a favorite and one night by chance I had a dream.
I dreamed that I choose you I in a flock of lambs as your Easter lunch you take me away ALIVE AND YOU PERSONALLY MI slaughter. POI (TRY ALL NATURALLY making pain or pleasure, whatever you want)
TE devour EVERY PART OF ME AND I PLAN PLAN finish DIVINE IN YOUR BELLY then I immerse myself completely in your gastric juice which I break down and take only the best parts of me the rest of the digest and produce ...
if the case could be heard a few bu"
It's scary that things like this don't bother me anymore. In fact, I found myself laughing hysterically, but also, finding this kind of sweet in a way?
:D Well now we know what Vore fetish looks like when poorly translated.
Timor
08-29-2012, 10:50 AM
I got this message in my cam gmail inbox this morning. I have no idea where this guy found me from:
"HELLO GOD I HAVE DREAMED TO BE CHOSEN BY YOU IN A BREEDING SHEEP AS ITS EASTER MEAL AFTER YOU DOOR TO ME HIS HOUSE AND I slaughter YOU PERSONALLY AND AT THE END OF EVERY PART OF ME She devours assimilating and digesting substantiates THE REST"
'Kay. Not whether to be disturbed by this, or... ? A few minutes later he sent a follow-up email:
"prejudice divine mistress are stefano a boy of 21 years Italian. by chance I bussiness your site I have saved as a favorite and one night by chance I had a dream.
I dreamed that I choose you I in a flock of lambs as your Easter lunch you take me away ALIVE AND YOU PERSONALLY MI slaughter. POI (TRY ALL NATURALLY making pain or pleasure, whatever you want)
TE devour EVERY PART OF ME AND I PLAN PLAN finish DIVINE IN YOUR BELLY then I immerse myself completely in your gastric juice which I break down and take only the best parts of me the rest of the digest and produce ...
if the case could be heard a few bu"
It's scary that things like this don't bother me anymore. In fact, I found myself laughing hysterically, but also, finding this kind of sweet in a way?
*dies laughing*
maryjaynexo
08-29-2012, 10:04 PM
Well, I guess he dreams about cam ladies a lot... because he sent me the same one :P hahahaha
The subject line was 'your past', and I also got the last line that was apparently cut off :P
"I immerse myself completely in your gastric juice which I break down and take only the best parts of me the rest of the digest and produce ...
if the case could be heard a few burps would be the best"
I wonder about these guys all the time. Do they just have this list of emails to forward to when they get horny? I kind of thought he wanted a video request, but I wasn't too sure...lol
CourtneyRaine
08-29-2012, 11:52 PM
I wasn't sure if he wanted a video request, either. At first I was trying to decipher whether he wanted some bestiality or something ("breeding sheep"?!?!?!). Haha but then I think I figured it out after that second email. I'm sorry that burping part got cut off in his copypasta to me, burping is kinda my specialty :)
IsobelWren
09-02-2012, 08:51 AM
This is all in pvt chat. Had it been in free I would have just blocked him. As it is, some of the things he was saying were so strange that I'm not sure he's not just a generous 4channer fucking w/me for teh lulz.
Him: damn girli wanna bite that ass ?
Me: Are you asking or telling? You know it's impossible for me to bite my own ass, right?
Him: yes
ohh
lick
sex
open
offf
This kind of thing pouuurs out of his keyboard for the entire 45 min long show. Every few seconds there is a new round of the above and of similar things like the following:
yeh
lick sex 69
no
ass
supper
fuck
duck
ah
o yeah
supper
lick titys
Fuck lover
fcuk
fcuk
i love you ass
lick
lick
lick
ohh fuck
fuck you
There were also a LOT of kissy face icons and hearts.
Selected interesting bits follow
I take the panties off and lay back.
Him: sperm income
sperm income
fuck
ss
Suck gender on
off
oo yeah
sexy baby
income
income oooh yeah
~~~
I give up on him and perform for the other guys.
Him: sperma
I'm full of into? ?
yes
lick
ooh
ohh yeh
ohh
ah
aah
aaah
oof
yes
oo yes
~~~
Someone else has asked for a dildo, so I pull it out and start sucking it.
Him: lick
speed
speed lick
ohh
ooh
ohh yeah bby
lik
lick
like lick
like you lick? ?
~~~
Him: frost back
fuck ass
offay
sekas
seak dear
Frost back? Fuck ass, okay that one I understand but don't do. I said no, he responded, "offay" Meant to say ok? Sekas? Seak? Speak maybe?
Whenever I said, "I'm sorry, I don't understand" he'd respond with a smiley face that had double smiles.
~~~
Him: ohh yeah donkey
Me: "Doggie? You want me to go doggie?" I keep doing what I was doing. He keeps up with the "ooooh" "yeh" I get bored and go doggie.
Him: aha donkey :-))
ooh
yeah
ufff yess
other?
Me: "Other position?" I turn over.
~~~
Him: fuck you ass
Me: No ass. I don't do ass
Him: fuck you ass
Me: No. No ass
Him: why is that?
Me: "I don't like it. Not here." I shake my head a lot
Him: okee
play
I play with my pussy for a while.
~~~
I'm starting to get bored again. I stop and suck the dildo for a while.
Him: ooh fuck :****
ooh
ohh yeah
ooh
ooh
yeaah
Suck and stop now
Complimentary life
Is this him trying to compliment me? "Thanks?"
Him: because of the backlog?
Me: "I'm sorry, I don't understand." I just keep sucking the dildo.
Him: :-))
ooh
terminate
terminate you
I stop.
Him: Play now
I play with my pussy.
Him: dance
Well that's easy enough to figure out. I do it
~~~
Him: I go? :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Me: "Okay! Thanks baby!" I put on my clothes, smile, sip my tea and wait for the chat to end. Another several minutes go by. He says nothing. The chat doesn't end.
Him: oke
I went to sleep. goodbye
Me: "Okay! See you later! Thank you. Bye!" I copy the chat log, wave goodbye and smile.
Another several minutes
Him: ^;^
He finally finds the end show button and I get the count down.
IsobelWren
09-02-2012, 08:51 AM
This is all in pvt chat. Had it been in free I would have just blocked him. As it is, some of the things he was saying were so strange that I'm not sure he's not just a generous 4channer fucking w/me for teh lulz.
Him: damn girli wanna bite that ass ?
Me: Are you asking or telling? You know it's impossible for me to bite my own ass, right?
Him: yes
ohh
lick
sex
open
offf
This kind of thing pouuurs out of his keyboard for the entire 45 min long show. Every few seconds there is a new round of the above and of similar things like the following:
yeh
lick sex 69
no
ass
supper
fuck
duck
ah
o yeah
supper
lick titys
Fuck lover
fcuk
fcuk
i love you ass
lick
lick
lick
ohh fuck
fuck you
There were also a LOT of kissy face icons and hearts.
Selected interesting bits follow
I take the panties off and lay back.
Him: sperm income
sperm income
fuck
ss
Suck gender on
off
oo yeah
sexy baby
income
income oooh yeah
~~~
I give up on him and perform for the other guys.
Him: sperma
I'm full of into? ?
yes
~~~
Someone else has asked for a dildo, so I pull it out and start sucking it.
Him: lick
speed
speed lick
ohh
ooh
ohh yeah bby
lik
lick
like lick
like you lick? ?
~~~
Him: frost back
fuck ass
offay
sekas
seak dear
~~~
Whenever I said, "I'm sorry, I don't understand" he'd respond with a smiley face that had double smiles.
~~~
Him: ohh yeah donkey
Me: "Doggie? You want me to go doggie?" I keep doing what I was doing. He keeps up with the "ooooh" "yeh" I get bored and go doggie.
Him: aha donkey :-))
ooh
yeah
ufff yess
other?
Me: "Other position?" I turn over.
~~~
Him: fuck you ass
Me: No ass. I don't do ass
Him: fuck you ass
Me: No. No ass
Him: why is that?
Me: "I don't like it. Not here." I shake my head a lot
Him: okee
play
I play with my pussy for a while.
~~~
I'm starting to get bored again. I stop and suck the dildo for a while.
Him: ooh fuck :****
ooh
ohh yeah
ooh
ooh
yeaah
Suck and stop now
Complimentary life
Is this him trying to compliment me? "Thanks?"
Him: because of the backlog?
Me: "I'm sorry, I don't understand." I just keep sucking the dildo.
Him: :-))
ooh
terminate
terminate you
I stop sucking the dildo and dance for a while, since I'm totally over playing with my pussy.
~~~
Him: I go? :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Me: "Okay! Thanks baby!" I put on my clothes, smile, sip my tea and wait for the chat to end. Another several minutes go by. He says nothing. The chat doesn't end.
Him: oke
I went to sleep. goodbye
Me: "Okay! See you later! Thank you. Bye!" I copy the chat log, wave goodbye and smile.
Another several minutes
Him: ^;^
He finally finds the end show button and I get the count down.
drearea
09-02-2012, 08:57 AM
Isobel I've been waiting for you to post that! :D
Fridays
09-02-2012, 08:58 AM
lol isobel.. thats so funny!!!
Yesterday I heard the best line ever..
And after that I kept repeating it over and over to the " other guys" laughing so much about it...
"you are an artist sitting on sofas"
This is GENIUS!!! :D
This is the missing link!
This is what I can finally write on my Resume about what I have done for the past 10 years!
Im an artist.
Why have I never thought of it this way????:D
Orchidina
09-05-2012, 12:40 AM
had this one tonight:
"hello mistress! i am here to be dominated. i need cbt. itake new nettles for that !! yet i put nettles on my balls to more sub"
Um...okaaaay.
i really don't get it. nettles? what?
also not trying to hijack, but i really don't understand why i get all the subby boys and sissies..i mean yes i have BDSM toys on my wall..but i wear a metal collar 24/7...why do people think i'm a Domme?
Jessica1001
09-05-2012, 01:36 AM
^^^ He probably wanted you to whip his balls with stinging nettle? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinging_nettle
maryjaynexo
09-05-2012, 05:11 AM
Him: :-))
ooh
terminate
terminate you
Am I the only one who thought of a Dalek? hahahahaha
ladyjalyn
09-05-2012, 05:43 AM
"How long is your private?" duhhh... really? lol
Orchidina
09-06-2012, 03:23 AM
Am I the only one who thought of a Dalek? hahahahaha
Hello fellow whovian! i would have immediately thought Dalek as well!
IsobelWren
10-24-2012, 09:25 AM
A recently received request for a custom video:
Show,please, this : You leave a shower in a short dressing gown. Damp hair... Sit down on a sofa, not for long play legs, only don't grease with their cream... Fingers are already ready to a covering. Then take a varnish of BRIGHT RED color, shower a foot on a foot, lay down a hand on the bared thigh and paint nails on HANDS. Slowly and accurately. The chamber from above that all was visible. Sometimes the chamber shows legs without a varnish... Having stopped to paint on handles, look at legs and decide to make up nails on them. Turn in under itself a leg and paint TOENAILS without crosspieces between fingers, since big one after another to a little finger. Lower on a floor the made up leg and turn in under itself the second. Paint nails on it. Then clean a varnish, slightly blow on handles and on legs that the varnish has dried up. Then lie down on a sofa and fall asleep... Let the roller will be not less than 20 minutes. :-) Can so to make???
Yay Google Translate!
Fridays
10-24-2012, 10:29 AM
thanks God ur getting most of the weirdos,Isobel :D
Fridays
10-24-2012, 10:32 AM
that qoute with " terminate you"... omggg :D:D:D:32041
CourtneyRaine
10-24-2012, 11:29 AM
A recently received request for a custom video:
Show,please, this : You leave a shower in a short dressing gown. Damp hair... Sit down on a sofa, not for long play legs, only don't grease with their cream... Fingers are already ready to a covering. Then take a varnish of BRIGHT RED color, shower a foot on a foot, lay down a hand on the bared thigh and paint nails on HANDS. Slowly and accurately. The chamber from above that all was visible. Sometimes the chamber shows legs without a varnish... Having stopped to paint on handles, look at legs and decide to make up nails on them. Turn in under itself a leg and paint TOENAILS without crosspieces between fingers, since big one after another to a little finger. Lower on a floor the made up leg and turn in under itself the second. Paint nails on it. Then clean a varnish, slightly blow on handles and on legs that the varnish has dried up. Then lie down on a sofa and fall asleep... Let the roller will be not less than 20 minutes. :-) Can so to make???
Yay Google Translate!
Hahahahaha :P
(The sad part is I've been camming so long I understand exactly what this dude was trying to say)
IsobelWren
10-24-2012, 12:47 PM
Hahahahaha :P
(The sad part is I've been camming so long I understand exactly what this dude was trying to say)
Let's see if between us you can help me get it!
I'm thinking:
Walk into the room, fresh out of the shower in a short robe with wet hair (from the shower). Sit on the couch and play with my legs (but not put lotion on them). Get ready to paint my nails with red polish.
Shower foot on foot Umm, put one foot on top of the other so that he can see them both? Cross my legs at the knee?
Put a hand on my thigh so I can paint my fingernails. Take my time on painting them. The camera angle should be essentially my POV, directly down on nails, thighs, feet. Second camera angle should be just my legs and feet, no nails, or rather, just the side of my hand. When my legs are done, look at my feet and decide to paint my toe nails.
Turn under itself a leg No idea.
Paint my toenails without those toe separator things.
Since big one after another to little finger. From my big toe to my little toe?
Lower on a floor the made up leg and turn in under itself the second. I got the first part...but I'm totally not understanding this "turn under itself" thing.
Clean a varnish Yeah...what?
Blow on my nails, then lay down to nap. The video needs to be longer than 20 minutes. Can I do that?
~Carmen~
10-24-2012, 12:49 PM
Let's see if between us you can help me get it!
I'm thinking:
Walk into the room, fresh out of the shower in a short robe with wet hair (from the shower). Sit on the couch and play with my legs (but not put lotion on them). Get ready to paint my nails with red polish.
Shower foot on foot Umm, put one foot on top of the other so that he can see them both? Cross my legs at the knee?
Put a hand on my thigh so I can paint my fingernails. Take my time on painting them. The camera angle should be essentially my POV, directly down on nails, thighs, feet. Second camera angle should be just my legs and feet, no nails, or rather, just the side of my hand. When my legs are done, look at my feet and decide to paint my toe nails.
Turn under itself a leg No idea.
Paint my toenails without those toe separator things.
Since big one after another to little finger. From my big toe to my little toe?
Lower on a floor the made up leg and turn in under itself the second. I got the first part...but I'm totally not understanding this "turn under itself" thing.
Clean a varnish Yeah...what?
Blow on my nails, then lay down to nap. The video needs to be longer than 20 minutes. Can I do that?
This guy is a time waster Isobel. I sent him to Jess because I can't do what he wanted and he never got back with her.
~Carmen~
10-24-2012, 12:50 PM
double post
KimKlass
10-24-2012, 12:59 PM
It's kinda bad that I understood almost all of that. Might have something to do with me studying foreign languages, so I can see more readily how translations get so fucked up lol. Like I understand how Google translate could easily mistranslate "from" as "since", trying to get the meaning "from (starting at) the big toe, to the next one". Yeesh, I thought too hard about that. I'm a fucking nerd. Slap me lol.
volatileghost
10-24-2012, 03:26 PM
This thread just made my really bad day a lot better. Please post more!! MOAR!
originalcyn
10-27-2012, 12:29 PM
If someone out there hasn't created a 'prank translation site' you know....they probably should. This is good shit. Maybe they have and all these guys found it? :shrugs:
My best has got to be 'open cervix bb, show cervix' - i almost died lol
CourtneyRaine
10-28-2012, 02:15 AM
Let's see if between us you can help me get it!
Shower foot on foot
Turn under itself a leg
Since big one after another to little finger.
Lower on a floor the made up leg and turn in under itself the second.
Clean a varnish
Aww forget Google translate, this is cam girl translate! Here's what I'm thinking:
- Shower foot on foot: a possible variation of "show her (/show your) foot on foot", maybe? I'm thinking legs crossed at the knees, making sure both of your feet can be seen at once.
- That whole turn leg "under itself" thing: I can totally see it, you're sitting upright and then curl up your leg so that the top of your thigh is pressed against your torso, your knee is bent pointing towards the ceiling and your foot is now resting on the couch. This position would kind of put your knee by your face but would allow you to paint your toes without having to really lean over and he'd get a good view from your knee down. I'm not sure if even I described that correctly. But it's 2am, I'm not so eloquent at this time of night :(
- Big toe to little toe, yup!
- "Clean a varnish": You know how when you paint your nails and they're not 100% perfect you might take your thumb nail and scrape any excess paint off of the skin around your cuticules? I'm thinking that. That's the only thing I can think of, really.
Now I'm kind of curious how other people would interpret him, and whether or not I am completely off base.
So here's a funny thing that happened on cam tonight. A viewer came in my free chat with a screen name that looked rather ethnic. I asked him if he was Asian, because I absolutely love Asian guys. He's like yeah, I am Asian. So I'm all like that's what's up, you should cam to cam with me, I bet you're really hot- I totally start perking up for him. Then he goes, "im hung." So now I'm like ooh, I've only been with one Asian guy and he wasn't that hung, now I really want to see you on cam, you should show me what you're working with ;) Then he's like, "no. my name is hung." I laugh it off, whoops, my bad! "yes. hung ho."
... Is this guy actually Vietnamese or did I totally just get trolled right there? O.o
(The Laotian guy I'm dealing with explained that it's pronounced "Hong" and assured me that "Ho" is a fairly popular Vietnamese surname. But... "im hung ho" on a cam site? *poker face*)
xxtinamariexx
10-28-2012, 09:15 AM
I had a guy come back into my room after taking another guy private. he says to me, did you have fun getting raped? I was like what you talking about, he said before I went private, I told a guy not to forget to rape me :O I was sure that I didn't say that.. Hate the word, hate the thought.. so continue chatting, take someone else private, asking him if he could please rate me... then it occurred to me, they were hearing rape when I said rate... Now I don't use the word rate or if I do, I make sure that I put the emphasis on the "T" ...
He had sent me an email prior since I had it saved, I sent him one back telling him what had happened! He felt so bad!!
Fridays
10-28-2012, 09:29 AM
@tina.. LOL so funny...
Mlle_Mystere
10-28-2012, 10:01 AM
Courtney, that is too funny!
For "Turn a leg under itself" I was thinking something like your ankle of one leg on the thigh of the other - the leg that's up ends up kind of inverted and your legs make a triangle. It'd be pretty damn hard to paint your toenails like that though!
CourtneyRaine
10-28-2012, 11:49 AM
Courtney, that is too funny!
For "Turn a leg under itself" I was thinking something like your ankle of one leg on the thigh of the other - the leg that's up ends up kind of inverted and your legs make a triangle. It'd be pretty damn hard to paint your toenails like that though!
At first I thought the triangle thing, too! But then I considered how tricky it would be to "since big one after another to little finger" from that angle, so I can only assume he wants the leg folded with the back of the calf to the back of the thigh, knee up and foot flat. :P
I wish I had more lost in translation stories but unfortunately, now guys just straight up speak to me in Spanish. Which I don't understand a word of, other than "hola." Damn that site for putting me in the Latina category >.<
Your Evil Twin
11-02-2012, 06:32 PM
I think a lot of the guys who go to cam sites are drinking or high.
CourtneyRaine
11-02-2012, 07:05 PM
The best is when they're drinking, high, AND they have a poor command of your primary language :P
ManyRoses
11-02-2012, 08:10 PM
The best is when they're drinking, high, AND they have a poor command of your primary language :P
And typing with one hand while their entire body is....wobbling....LOL!
VoluptiousBriadda
11-02-2012, 11:24 PM
Courtney-just had this exact kind of guy in my free chat-but it was so hysterical i didnt swing the ban hammer.He was Scottish,trashed ass and begging me to sing him a ditty-not just any ditty but a particular one whos title made abso-fucking-lutely NO sense to me.Id always reply that i didnt know it and chat for a min with newcomers,until he would start complimenting me so much(in ways that made no sense to me such as me being "right ducky")/begging for said ditty that id have to kick him out bc he was flooding my chat zone feed so much (he was so funny/polite that i decided not to ban him for that night) but what was hysterical is that every time id boot him,he'd come right back in apologizing for how drunk he was and tip me.then once it got to the point where i was starting to get annoyed(but still silently amused) and just ignored him completely,he started tipping every time he would request the ditty,which was about every ten sec.THEN would apologize for being so wasted and tip me for putting up with him and would tell me just to pay him no mind.i freakin racked UP with this guy,one of the best custies ive had so far,he was absolutely hysterical.i so wish i would have thought to screenshot it,bc with his scottish words/drunk ass it was much much funnier in reality than it is with me trying to rehash the story to you!
ManyRoses
11-03-2012, 12:00 AM
^^^Weird....well, actually, only one specific thing.
"right ducky" is not a Scottish term - it is a northern English term.
Apparently my brain is utterly screwed, because THAT was what stood out to me about your post.
VoluptiousBriadda
11-03-2012, 01:14 AM
lol! well apparently we are both screwed considering the one thing that i quoted from him specifically that stood out at me too was the same thing lol - although i was under the impression that "right ducky" was a comeback for you are pretty damn good or feeling great when someone asks how you are doing?the mistranslation or unusual use of the phrase is probably why i remembered it out of the hundreds of things he said to me that i didnt understand,the other things he said i couldnt even begin to figure out and would hurt myself even trying to remember them.im guessing right ducky can be used interchangeably,as either a compliment or as a state of being? i guess it threw me off since the way he was saying it was not like i was a great chick or a highly fun/cool lady,he was using it to mean words like gorgeous or beautiful.which made me giggle every time i thought about me being right ducky (im american,so no offense to anyone on the other side of the pond)yea def should have screenshot everything he wrote,although it would have been 400 pages of scottish ditty requests/drunken shame/unintelligible ramblings (yet highly entertaining lol)
^^^Weird....well, actually, only one specific thing.
"right ducky" is not a Scottish term - it is a northern English term.
Apparently my brain is utterly screwed, because THAT was what stood out to me about your post.
ManyRoses
11-03-2012, 11:05 AM
^^ I would totally read it!!
"Ducky" is usually a term of endearment, like "sweetie"....just something that friends/family/lovers might call each other - the way that "love" is used in London a lot "hey, love", "thanks love", etc.
You are right to think that "right ducky" is a good thing - usually means "great"....but I've definitely never heard it used like that...."you are right ducky" I guess would just mean "you are really cute/great".
My mind is still blown that he claimed to be Scottish though - I wonder if he was lying for some random reason....that's just such a not scottish term!!!
Vlodina
11-03-2012, 11:18 AM
Yeah, I don't think anyone has ever called me 'duckies' and I'm Scottish. :)
ManyRoses
11-09-2012, 03:41 PM
Found this gem today....
Hi
Hi sexy
U like me
I'm verry sexy
My fenari so much pussy kissing
And my dick so big in joy sec
Tell me
I'm imagining him purring when he speaks....I'm verrrrrrrrry sexy....mmmm...roll those rs bb!
For the most part, I understand it....although I'm wondering if his dick is a different size when the "sec" isn't "joy"....Is you dick so small in anger sec? Can't get it up for a good ol' hate fuck? HA!
But I am totally lost when it comes to "my fenari so much pussy kissing"
Is he claiming to have a ferrari, and also be skilled at cunnilingus? Will he go down on me in a ferrari? Is there some other possible translation of "fenari"?
TM1975
11-09-2012, 06:08 PM
double post... gremlins I tell ya...
TM1975
11-09-2012, 06:08 PM
I had a guy pop in to free chat today...
<idiot> Baby anal red
<me> Anal red? What do you mean?
my brain right away jumped to this thread thinking I needed to translate I started talking out loud...
You like anal huh? But red? I don't know what you mean... Anal Ready? Am I ready for Anal? Yes baby, i'm so ready for anal.
<idiot>Your hair maybe
<me>Blank Stare
<idiot>Your hair red
<idiot>Your name red
<me> Ohhh! Yes, my hair... yep it's red! Are you ready to watch me fuck my tight little asshole for you?
<idiot has disconnected>
FML.
ManyRoses
11-13-2012, 10:42 PM
"You fre putefel me ned waef"
I'm guessing that this means "You are beautiful. Me need wife."
The fact that I was able to translate that blows my mind.
The fact that I am apparently time travelling on cam, and getting requests from actual cavemen impresses me further...LOL
ManyRoses
11-19-2012, 07:43 PM
OK...seriously...
"Are you a beach?"
The rest of his comments were all spelled correctly, written out in full...in general he was very articulate. I asked him what on earth he meant, but he didn't elaborate.
He also didn't get a show. Apparently he wanted a beach....
WTF????
Fridays
11-20-2012, 01:16 AM
Is he claiming to have a ferrari, and also be skilled at cunnilingus? ?
LOL.. so funny.
Im pretty sure he has a Ferrari..
thats it! Im telling u!! :D
ManyRoses
12-05-2012, 03:16 PM
if i come you will be crazy after the chasing which i will do in your pussy
The chasing? What, pray tell, will you be CHASING into my pussy???
0TaraM
12-05-2012, 04:35 PM
Hahahaa=) This was very funny=) =)
I thought so many times what is it open cam, open cam, open cam bb means..(in Cam4), maybe it just C2C bb???
I my own private I got that: Open pussy and pee from(!!!!) your pussy.. I said that: U know what, women cannot pee from pussy..
=)
CarmenF
12-05-2012, 05:00 PM
I have nothing funny to add yet but this is gonna become my favourite thread ever.