View Full Version : Lost in Translation
justanothercamgirl
12-05-2012, 05:02 PM
A recently received request for a custom video:
Show,please, this : You leave a shower in a short dressing gown. Damp hair... Sit down on a sofa, not for long play legs, only don't grease with their cream... Fingers are already ready to a covering. Then take a varnish of BRIGHT RED color, shower a foot on a foot, lay down a hand on the bared thigh and paint nails on HANDS. Slowly and accurately. The chamber from above that all was visible. Sometimes the chamber shows legs without a varnish... Having stopped to paint on handles, look at legs and decide to make up nails on them. Turn in under itself a leg and paint TOENAILS without crosspieces between fingers, since big one after another to a little finger. Lower on a floor the made up leg and turn in under itself the second. Paint nails on it. Then clean a varnish, slightly blow on handles and on legs that the varnish has dried up. Then lie down on a sofa and fall asleep... Let the roller will be not less than 20 minutes. :-) Can so to make???
Yay Google Translate!
He wanted you to do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around, because that is what it is all about? ;D
Snowy0Star
12-06-2012, 01:27 AM
Guy: MIRA AUN NA!
Me: :O
Guy: MIRA AUN NA!
YOU KNOW KAYTIE
Whaaaaaa???
that sounds like furbish lol
VoluptiousBriadda
12-08-2012, 02:25 PM
in exclusive yest-
I asked what hed like to see/do
custie-talk and amp!
custie-take out the tits and amp;keep talking sexy!
wtf is an amp???? it was a smoking show.I try very hard to research as much as possible,im constantly on SW looking up stuff bc I like to be informed but I cant for the life of me figure out what he meant.is this just something stupid that's going right over my newbie head????
TM1975
12-09-2012, 09:28 AM
in exclusive yest-
I asked what hed like to see/do
custie-talk and amp!
custie-take out the tits and amp;keep talking sexy!
wtf is an amp???? it was a smoking show.I try very hard to research as much as possible,im constantly on SW looking up stuff bc I like to be informed but I cant for the life of me figure out what he meant.is this just something stupid that's going right over my newbie head????
The an amp is an error thats been showing up on streamate when a guy puts a & It seems like if they don't put a space between the last letter of a word and them ampersand symbol it prints it out as an amp or and amp... something like that
So he probably typed talk& take out the tits, or something like that :)
VoluptiousBriadda
12-09-2012, 05:36 PM
^^ oh good lol I figured it was either something I was unaware of,or it was a typo etc I asked him what it meant and he didn't say anything,so I just flopped the girls out and got to smoking and talkin lol he loved it and gave me a 5 so I knew I had obviously done something right,but it was still irkin' me,now ill have this for future reference should it occur again!
Vela Valentine
12-12-2012, 05:50 PM
sujeeshck16569: hi
your very nice
my name sujeesh
Me: where ya from?
indian kerala
but now iam in abord ya
oman
i am doing hiya business
electronics & mobiles
shop & marketting out saide
i am commerical manager
all items give in china and dubai
pls tell me your good name?
tattooboobs: Vela Valentine
sujeeshck16569: were are you from?
oh
nice
welcome ya
are you come be for dubai
Me: Ive never been to dubai
him:
?
oh
your life miss you one
dubai is a very nice citty
i am all time going
sujeeshck16569: for me any gcc have on ariwal visa
sujeeshck16569: i give my no ok
if you any proubala ?
sujeesh my code ( ck oman)
i am be for 2009 go to china
... Then I kicked him out, cuz I had no idea wtf he wanted. LOL.
Snowy0Star
12-12-2012, 07:30 PM
O wowzers I have no clue what he was trying to do by giving u his resume and current job position. The only thing I can think of is that maybe he was trying to impress you- Like maybe he thuoght you be sooooooooo impressed by what he does that you give him freebies and ur skype name maybe have him "pay for your trip" (because all know that aint gonna happen. XD). Guys from the part of the world are funny because they think were that gullible and well eat that shit up.
ManyRoses
12-12-2012, 08:56 PM
sujeeshck16569: hi
your very nice
my name sujeesh
Me: where ya from?
indian kerala
but now iam in abord ya
oman
i am doing hiya business
electronics & mobiles
shop & marketting out saide
i am commerical manager
all items give in china and dubai
pls tell me your good name?
tattooboobs: Vela Valentine
sujeeshck16569: were are you from?
oh
nice
welcome ya
are you come be for dubai
Me: Ive never been to dubai
him:
?
oh
your life miss you one
dubai is a very nice citty
i am all time going
sujeeshck16569: for me any gcc have on ariwal visa
sujeeshck16569: i give my no ok
if you any proubala ?
sujeesh my code ( ck oman)
i am be for 2009 go to china
... Then I kicked him out, cuz I had no idea wtf he wanted. LOL.
Holy crap, I have been doing this too long. Because I can translate that ENTIRE THING for you.
Watch.
What he said:
Hi!
You are very nice.
I am from Kerala, in India. Where are you from?
Right now, I am traveling for work. I am in yemen.
I do outside sales and some marketing for mobile phone (cell phones) and other electronics.
It means that I travel a lot, the products I sell are mostly sold and/or manufactured in China and Dubai.
I would like to know your real name.
Would you like to come to Dubai?
It would be a shame to miss out, and never come here in your life.
Dubai is a very nice city - I am there all the time.
In fact, any women that want to come there to see me can get a visa on arrival. If you have any problems, I will give you my number, and I will sort it out.
I have been going to China since 2009.
What he meant:
I do tech support for a phone company. I have been to China once. I read "Some Girls" and think that women believe that there are rich, middle easter princes who do not speak english, willing to pay them thousands to come visit and have sex. Maybe you will indulge my fantasy of being big and important?
Snowy0Star
12-12-2012, 08:59 PM
Thax Rose pretty much the same thing I said but u said it better and with more detail
Vela Valentine
12-12-2012, 09:20 PM
LOL. I just sat there & smiled and nodded. LOL. Thanks ManyRoses!
CamGirl4M
12-15-2012, 09:05 PM
Just had an almost 40 min private with a serious language barrier:
CusitefromIndia: wait
just akso need bobs
also need boobs show
good
wait
one minute
thats fine
i want u should eject ur self
yes
what is that u injecting
ok
why
u have it in bodu it self
yes
i want u to ejecy ur thing
eject
with i\ur hand fy
fussy
liquete
once again pls
good
yes
yes
i want to eject myself with u when u doing
where r now
which place
good
ok
tell me how to increase my penny size
masturbating means
OMG. Thankfully, I've always been good at communicating with people that don't speak English, even if I do not speak one iota of their language. But at first I felt like an idiot. When he typed "eject" I read it as "inject" and I do medical fetish stuff, so I injected myself with lube with a syringe! Then he was asking what I was doing. Then read it again and figured out he wanted me to squirt. LMFAO!!!
maryjaynexo
12-15-2012, 09:19 PM
"tell me how to increase my penny size"
LOL
Fridays
12-15-2012, 11:19 PM
I never get this funny stuff.. Im so upset!!!
I want to be lost in translation too!..:computer:
( besides on the forum LOL..)
Sunnylexie
12-19-2012, 10:43 PM
Him: cum for me baby go
show me how to get rid of
Him: fuck you in the baby are
Him: oh year
fuck you pussy i cum
FUCK YOU IN THE BABY ARE?.. 0_o
ManyRoses
12-20-2012, 02:45 PM
I absolutely understand what this person was trying to say, but this cracked me up!!! Talking about the toys that I have and he asks:
"I want you to have orgasm. Do you have a Mitsubishi to use on clit?"
Clearly, he meant HITACHI....not MITSUBISHI......visions of myself driving a car over my clit...
flor0586
12-21-2012, 12:34 AM
Was just reading this thread and although i don't have any of my own lost in translation things yet it reminded me of this clip lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY haha :)
Snowy0Star
12-21-2012, 12:53 AM
nice clip flor & welcome im sure u will have ur own stories of webcam- land soon enuf.... XD
temptingmodel
12-21-2012, 12:58 AM
Was just reading this thread and although i don't have any of my own lost in translation things yet it reminded me of this clip lol haha :) lolol reminds me of the very first night camming
CourtneyRaine
12-29-2012, 11:38 AM
haw are u bb
yas
matc
mmmmmmmmmm
dawn and
dawn
bb
wats ass
wats thes ass you
?
can dawn cam
(user leaves)
Who the fuck is dawn??????
Cam_Model_Jess
12-29-2012, 12:50 PM
A recently received request for a custom video:
Show,please, this : You leave a shower in a short dressing gown. Damp hair... Sit down on a sofa, not for long play legs, only don't grease with their cream... Fingers are already ready to a covering. Then take a varnish of BRIGHT RED color, shower a foot on a foot, lay down a hand on the bared thigh and paint nails on HANDS. Slowly and accurately. The chamber from above that all was visible. Sometimes the chamber shows legs without a varnish... Having stopped to paint on handles, look at legs and decide to make up nails on them. Turn in under itself a leg and paint TOENAILS without crosspieces between fingers, since big one after another to a little finger. Lower on a floor the made up leg and turn in under itself the second. Paint nails on it. Then clean a varnish, slightly blow on handles and on legs that the varnish has dried up. Then lie down on a sofa and fall asleep... Let the roller will be not less than 20 minutes. :-) Can so to make???
Yay Google Translate!
There's a translation of that in the Verified C4S Customer Thread. I tried to do his request, but after telling him he needed to pay a clip fee up front, I never heard back from him.
karaamsel
01-04-2013, 02:50 PM
"My back kidneys are moving so slowly....you watch"
uh no... i wouldn't even watch you move your front kidneys
IsobelWren
01-27-2013, 10:22 PM
In a count down for a TV gold show:
detrickgtr: 2 fingers hello
detrickgtr: $100
detrickgtr: grannie
detrickgtr: 2 figers $100
detrickgtr: i know u hear me 2 fingers
detrickgtr: $100
detrickgtr: cheap low life...$100 peace 2 fingers
The gold show starts, he says the following while I'm in the show
detrickgtr: live show whats the deal ?
TrissyWaldorf
01-30-2013, 11:48 AM
This is all from the same Guest on MFC (I made the mistake of not muting guests and basics, but this turned out pretty funny)
For you in fish town bb
My ass nipple fells off 4 u bb
Breasts for my nipples bb
I want to suck on ur hard cock bb
Cum in my nipples bb
I want you for blackness
I so for you black my nipples not its for bb
I want you to scream at my cock bb
Make cry with my nipples fell off
I you live me. Not hunt you in woods for meat.
U is for my pretty I want hair for you.
CarmenF
01-30-2013, 12:48 PM
Trissywaldorf i m wiping a tear from my eye as my head reads it with a cave man voice
TrissyWaldorf
01-30-2013, 02:35 PM
Hahaha Carmen, especially the hunt line? hahaha. Perfection.
maryjaynexo
01-30-2013, 10:35 PM
my pretty I want hair for you.
32701
VoluptiousBriadda
01-31-2013, 12:31 AM
This is all from the same Guest on MFC (I made the mistake of not muting guests and basics, but this turned out pretty funny)
For you in fish town bb
My ass nipple fells off 4 u bb
Breasts for my nipples bb
I want to suck on ur hard cock bb
Cum in my nipples bb
I want you for blackness
I so for you black my nipples not its for bb
I want you to scream at my cock bb
Make cry with my nipples fell off
I you live me. Not hunt you in woods for meat.
U is for my pretty I want hair for you.
32704
Funniest shit ive read in a long time! Girl,youd be crazy not to take this stud up on his offer to live with him in fish town,he would,after all,make sure he didnt hunt you in the woods like a deer.Then you could cry when his ass nipples fell off while he sucked your hard cock! seems like a win/win to me :D
TrissyWaldorf
01-31-2013, 10:09 AM
32704
Funniest shit ive read in a long time! Girl,youd be crazy not to take this stud up on his offer to live with him in fish town,he would,after all,make sure he didnt hunt you in the woods like a deer.Then you could cry when his ass nipples fell off while he sucked your hard cock! seems like a win/win to me :D
I'm hysterical right now! Tears and all! Hahahaha.
ManyRoses
01-31-2013, 12:02 PM
Omg that last one made my morning!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Seriously? He would want live with you, not hunt in woods for meat?
Oh, honey. The buses don't go where you live, do they?
cumslut4u
02-01-2013, 07:50 PM
And then you start wondering if English isn't their first language or if they're just trying to type with one hand while jerking off.
I love it!
Can I quote you in my signature when I make one?
PrincessLuna
02-12-2013, 10:44 PM
"hello bb why not have ur pic. between here? only message u here... i hope can i see ur pic if u truely want mei wanna see u even here in send ur pic bbi really love u if u truely for me. im still here waiting who is to entristing me in marry me......im re"
Ummmmm, what?
IsobelWren
02-25-2013, 06:01 PM
Random IM comes through Yahoo chat.
Indie guy: are you the pass gasser for me?
Me: Are you asking if I will fart on cam?
Indie guy: pass gasser?
Indie guy: gasser and i pay
Me: Pass gas? Fart? Break wind? I can't. I don't have to.
Indie guy: for me? i pay
Indie guy: for me pass gasser
Me: Are you saying you want to fart on cam?
Indie guy: for me pass gasser!
A quick google reveals nothing useful.
I cut and paste my basic, "pay me money and we'll have a show" message. He doesn't respond.
About 20 minutes later:
Indie guy: pass gasser? no?
Indie guy: no pass gasser. goodbye
spiceylady
02-25-2013, 10:49 PM
My favorite request has been "Open tits"..
Granted that wasn't on any adult network. Just a chat site.
Snowy0Star
02-26-2013, 03:56 PM
My favorite request has been "Open tits"..
Granted that wasn't on any adult network. Just a chat site.
that one was big for awhile and bb i think guys got the hint that it irks us when they do that i havent heard anyone talk about open breast/boobs/tits or bb by a custie in a while
Sunnylexie
02-27-2013, 06:18 AM
My favorite request has been "Open tits"..
*Imagines a boobie pop open like a box and let out a little devil-on-a-spring*
And, BTW - Housewench has a beautiful "Open chest" .gif siggie))))
justanothercamgirl
02-28-2013, 11:25 AM
And, BTW - Housewench has a beautiful "Open chest" .gif siggie
I must admit that I am both bewitched and terrfied at Housewench's gif at the same time. I sometimes stare at it and realize I have no idea home much time has gone by. :O
On the same topic, there is actually another girl on SW whose posts are briliant but her siggy gif make me slightly queezy everytime I see it. I am forever trying to place it in JUST the right spot on my screen so I can see what it is she is posting and not having to lock eyes on her siggy gif. :-\
JuliaX
02-28-2013, 05:41 PM
Me: What are you into tonight?
Telepathic Custie: .......
Me: What shall I show you?
Telepathic Custie: .......
Me: What would you like to see? (still dressed and smiling)
Telepathic Custie: Coule you basket you bb,
Nasked
Nasked
I'm happ矢b
I'm all hard bb
Removed all bb
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Coule you to do to p籥,
Pee
I think "Coule you basket you bb" is even better then "Open FEET, BB" :-), but I still do not understand what he meant.
Snowy0Star
02-28-2013, 05:45 PM
Me: What are you into tonight?
Telepathic Custie: .......
Me: What shall I show you?
Telepathic Custie: .......
Me: What would you like to see? (still dressed and smiling)
Telepathic Custie: Coule you basket you bb,
Nasked
Nasked
I'm happ矢b
I'm all hard bb
Removed all bb
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Coule you to do to p籥,
Pee
I think "Coule you basket you bb" is even better then "Open FEET, BB" :-), but I still do not understand what he meant.
open feet? thats i new one thats even more how the actual fuck then open boobs lol
JuliaX
02-28-2013, 05:54 PM
open feet? thats i new one thats even more how the actual fuck then open boobs lol
Well, when I could breathe again, I told him to explain me how to open my feet and I am going to do it for FREE, but I am still waiting for his answer.
domino.damoiselle
03-13-2013, 03:57 PM
I think it's GlamourRouge that has the really creepy one.. It seriously weirds me the fuck out.
domino.damoiselle
03-13-2013, 03:58 PM
[5:13:07 PM] wiliam shir: hi
[5:28:37 PM] DominoXXX: Hi... what can I do for you?
[5:29:59 PM] wiliam shir: This is nice of you
[5:30:23 PM] wiliam shir: Can I get to know you
[5:30:40 PM] DominoXXX: Sure.. but I don't chat for free.
[5:31:37 PM] wiliam shir: Can you need me show more
[5:31:48 PM] DominoXXX: What?
[5:32:17 PM] wiliam shir: I love women filled
[5:32:45 PM] DominoXXX: fantastic. sorry, but i dont chat for free. good luck.
[5:32:57 PM] wiliam shir: That is internal to dress size large
Sunnylexie
04-16-2013, 07:21 PM
In PVT:
Dude: hi
you are me
:-)
yah
yeah
let me see nude
:-)
woow you are hurt
let me see your ass
enter your fingers
you no realy are beutufill
only
bad
bye bye
Snowy0Star
04-20-2013, 03:53 PM
Its obvi what he wanted but the way he said it english is clearly not his first language
remove the lens out those boobs that need to go out and be pampered please love
Pearl_Sugar
04-20-2013, 04:18 PM
Last night I had a guest that I couldn't make aaaaaany sense of. All I did was facepalm and say "Lost in Translationnnnnnn" D:
CourtneyRaine
05-28-2013, 11:50 AM
shibu: hm i wanted u r boom size
me: Huh? Do you mean "boob" or "bum"?
shibu: tell me dear size
shibu: boms
me: You're not speaking English, I don't understand what you are asking
shibu: u r just size'
shibu: ok i know
shibu: u ch meat with
Yeah...
Megamind69
05-28-2013, 11:56 AM
last night had a guy in pvt askin me put shoe in pussy something like that hope he didnt mean put it for real
Snowy0Star
05-28-2013, 12:24 PM
last night had a guy in pvt askin me put shoe in pussy something like that hope he didnt mean put it for real
something tells me he was - there is a rule about no insertion of furniture because of the asking/girls doing bedpost insertion....
maryjaynexo
05-28-2013, 01:35 PM
Could be a troll, could be a heel fucking fetish dude, lol.
ManyRoses
05-28-2013, 04:05 PM
I have SO many guys asking me to fuck my heels/shoes. And...ugh.
I mean - lets think about that. Let me either:
a) totally ruin the finish of my suede/sequined/whatever heels that cost $100 my sticking them inside my body
or b) Tear my vagina to shreds with the edge of a stiletto
or c) Tear my vagina to shreds AND get bv at the same time, as I transfer all the crap from the STREET off my heels and INTO MY LADY PARTS. I get grossed out when my dog picks stuff off the street and I have to touch it with my hands to get it out of her mouth, but you want me to take a shoe that has been trodden all over the sidewalk and put it inside myself.
These guys really don't understand the anatomy of a vagina OR the sharpness of a heel. Maybe they will get that latter one when I stab them through the eyesocket with one.
IsobelWren
06-19-2013, 12:58 PM
last night had a guy in pvt askin me put shoe in pussy something like that hope he didnt mean put it for real
Yep. He did. There's a fetish for, "heel fucking" Make sure you put a condom on it. Those things are SHARP!