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IsobelWren
06-19-2013, 12:59 PM
something tells me he was - there is a rule about no insertion of furniture because of the asking/girls doing bedpost insertion....
*shivers, remembering the girl who did bedposts so often that her favored bedpost's paint was stripped/worn off*
CourtneyRaine
06-30-2013, 11:50 PM
fl813: I want berte
fl813: you chucha
fl813: ber want your shit
Dafuq is berte???
h0ttie
07-01-2013, 09:03 PM
this guy comes in pvt while i am doing a show
guy: lice
i just assumed it was a typo and he meant nice
guy: lice
so now im like lol ok he must be pretty drunk trying to write nice
guy: lice lice lice
now im thinking wtf are u talking about but i dont want the first guy to leave the show so i ignore lice guy for the moment. but im going through all these scenarios of what he could mean
does he have a lice fetish? lol
does he mean ice?
or could he mean slice? :O
maybe his keyboard is just messed up
guy: want lice
so i give up and ask...
me: lice???
lol silly me because that only made him “want lice” more
guy: yes bb
guy: lice want lice
at this point i doubt that its even worth asking him what lice is another way, and just focus on the other guy who is making sense.
lice guy doesn’t give up though
guy: lice
guy: lice
guy: lice
but then he says something that leaves me no longer lost in translation
guy: want lice u bb
aha!! he wants to lick me!! i bet he meant lick the whole time!! so now that i am pretty confident that I figured it out. i test it...
me: mmmm lice me bb
i knew i got it right when he rewarded me with approximately 30 heart emoticons lol
XAnastasiaX
07-01-2013, 09:14 PM
I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.
I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.
Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"
I want to make love to this post ROFLMAO seriously thankyou I had a craptacular day and this has cheered me up
IsobelWren
07-26-2013, 11:21 PM
After saying a bunch of nonsensical stuff in my free chat, this guy takes me exclusive. I don't remember what all he said in free, but I do remember that my room topic was, "FACT: The hottest planet in the solar system ISN'T the nearest to the sun." and he said things like, "planet?" "sun?" that he wouldn't clarify when I asked for more words.
In excl he gives me his name. The rest of this is the chat log.
Him: just want to stand here
"Ok baby. You do whatever you want"
Him: ok?
"Yep! Just tell me what you want me to do!"
...very long pause...
Him: go ahead, lick and spit
"Lick and spit? I don't understand."
More pause. He turns on his cam. It shows his pants and his torso. I can see the end of long blonde hair at his shoulders. He's doing something out of frame with his arms, up near his face. It's like he is vigorously shaking something with both hands right near his face. Like he's preparing to drown himself in a 2 liter of soda.
"Honey? Um...What are you doing?"
He stops and walks off cam. Several minutes go by. I sit there looking bewildered. For the rest of the call he walks in and out of frame, minutes at a time I'm just staring at his bed, and then his pants will come back into frame and he'll -true to his word- just stand there.
"Babe? [Name]? ....Oh! Lick and spit? You want me to suck your cock?" I pull out the dildo.
Him: pull tits down
I take my top off. That's probably what pull tits down means....I think.
Him: no dildo
Him: just spit on it while limp
"Oh...okay..." I put the dildo down, "You want me to just....spit...on the ground?"
Him: ok?
"I don't really know what you want." I grab the nearest fabric (my yoga pants, boo! I wanted to wear those!), put it on the ground, lean over it and let drool fall out of my mouth onto it. I look up, questioning.
Him: yes
After a few minutes of this I try to speak seductively while spitting and drooling all over the floor. "You like watching me drool all over the floor, baby?"
Him:floor?
"Um....well..I'm uh..spitting on your dick, but the floor is under it. Yeah! I'm licking and spitting on your limp dick so much that it's just in a puddle of my drool and it's spilling onto the floor!"
He immediately comes back into frame. His pants are unzipped now, but still all the way up. He has no pubes and a bit of a razor burn. His limp dick is sort of jammed in there. It's cradled in the fold of the inner zipper, looking all sad and pale like a swan with a broken neck.
Him: cock
Him: not dick
"Oh yeah! Your limp cock. That's right! You like that?" I spit, forcefully. "You like spit on your limp cock?" I keep drooling and spitting for several minutes
Him: ok?
"MMMmmmm, I'm licking your limp cock." I keep drooling on my pants...poor pants. Seven minutes go by.
Him: ok?
Him: yep
I'm running out of spit, so I try for a little more dirty talk. He says nothing, just keeps popping in and out of frame. To do something different I make like a screen licker and just flicker my tongue. Man. The clock is just crawling. That's cool and everything, but WTF is going on?
Him: see monitor?
"Yep. mmmm, I love it! I see your tummy and your pants and now your limp di- cock inside them." I lick some more, drool coming off my lower lip.
He leaves the chat.
Dude. I don't even know what happened to me there.
Procrasturbator
07-27-2013, 10:22 AM
This is all without any interaction:
hai baby
baby u r beauty and ur boobs are awesome it is like a volcano from that when the lawa is coming out it is anyone also cannot say like that only ur boobs from that when the milk will come that also anybody cannot say but me and u know when milk come baby ^,^^;^
baby how is it
baby did u like it
baby remove the dress
^,^
cute know
if u born for one father remove the dress do u can prove u born for one father
I guess he wanted milk to come from my boobs like lava from a volcano? But the one father part is beyond me.
Graceface
07-28-2013, 11:31 AM
@isobel wren: I wonder if this was a 'I just did all the drugs/what are these charges on my credit card' moment.
Sometimes, you gotta wonder... ::)
cassiewish
08-25-2013, 06:30 PM
pervertstronguepenis: yearrrr
pretty face...
DOU YOU want see my dark sex,
for you...
héhéhé
where dou you live baby?
where do you live?
IM FROM FRENCH
paris
yearrr your speake french?
you are lied?
BABY
tu fait quoi dans la vie?
tu ne parle pas francais je le savais cherie héhéhé
I are lied... :( I only speak a LITTLE french..
cassiewish
08-25-2013, 07:18 PM
huggybare: wazzap gangsta?
where u from?
that is spock
i am wicked smart yo
i dive
for realz
only open water certification tho
i havent gone for along time
r u maried?
that is ur right hand tho
no...
yes...cuz then we couldnt go get sushi
Well Damn.. I am sure missing out..
seller317
08-25-2013, 07:23 PM
tu fait quoi dans la vie?
tu ne parle pas francais je le savais cherie
Translated by google-What you do in life?
You do not speak french I knew dear hehehe
Bitch
10-05-2013, 03:44 PM
In SM, chilling. I check my free guest tab. See this mess.
WAT: hi
show a little bit much from yourself my heart
WAT: may I see your breasts possibly?
WAT: most i missed you my heart,and i for you?
WAT: you show my heart yourself?
WAT: show my heart then I would like to see you
^;^
WAT: what is the funny one in a dog?
please show my heart yourself!
^,^
WAT: because trouble that I am curious about you?
WAT: please show your breasts good
WAT: if you do not show the pussy tub already
WAT: it is your fella my heart?
WAT: do you not show your face then?
WAT: oh honeycombs because you want to show nothing to me hi
WAT: for me now you show your pussy?
i love you
free
Sunnylexie
10-08-2013, 07:08 PM
SPEACIALGUY: TAKE YOUR SKOUSE OFF
Oh wow, you are truly special::)
What the "skouse" even is? I was wearing a dress, so maybe it was "skirt"+"blouse"?
lTina
10-08-2013, 09:47 PM
An italian guy kept saying he loved my "hairy". "Your hairy is very nice" "your hairy is hot" "I love your black hairy"... but I am shaved and wasn't even fully naked yet? Then I realized he was complimenting my hair lol
TM1975
10-25-2013, 08:18 PM
I had a guy just a few minutes ago in private that first said "Toss Pussy" I realized before that, that he spoke little english so I started asking him what Toss Pussy Meant... Taste Pussy? I asked him, to which he replied Or Oils.
I kept dildoing and talking to him and figured he gave up and was just enjoying the show when he then says after a minute pause from him, "I want to paint oils pussy" I thought about it for a second and told him I don't have any oil, I'm sorry! Then he gave me a said face and said "No No" "I want to paint oils pussy!". I said "I'm sorry I don't have any paint or oil :( You want to cum on my pussy?? Thats it isn't it!? Cum on my pussy bb!"
He then gave me another :( and left, He didn't give me a bad rating and was in there for almost 12 minutes. I'm annoyed that I couldn't figure out what he meant! Can anyone figure out what Paint Oils Pussy BB means?
Via Flaminia
11-01-2013, 09:59 PM
A customer asked me to "get ankled and spread." I had to go to Urban Dictionary to look it up! Never heard that one. :D
Sadly I don't speak "young person" any longer :((
Snowy0Star
11-01-2013, 10:06 PM
A customer asked me to "get ankled and spread." I had to go to Urban Dictionary to look it up! Never heard that one. :D
Sadly I don't speak "young person" any longer :((
i just looked it up too how the hell do u spread with ur panties around ur ankles still? sounds like theyre wouldn't be much room to spread .
Via Flaminia
11-01-2013, 10:46 PM
i just looked it up too how the hell do u spread with ur panties around ur ankles still? sounds like theyre wouldn't be much room to spread .
Yes! Maybe I'll try if he comes back. :) Horny men are so silly. tee hee
Cam_Model_Jess
11-02-2013, 01:27 PM
If you're lying on your back, you can drop your panties to your ankles, bend at the knees, and spread your knees apart. (Google Supta Baddha Konasana.) Maybe that's what he meant?
SavannahLynnn
11-02-2013, 05:46 PM
hablan espagnole
bonita
ty hablan espagnole
me talking 6 language baby
understand english miss barby
live new york
what you name
viva mexico
3 home words
exploration gold and diamand
nice girl baby
mass bonita senerita
my flye 2 hours mtl
acalpulco bb
canada freeze
tatou what bb
hand
stupido big boss mexico mining barby
h0ttie
12-03-2013, 08:56 PM
bumping this thread with this encounter from earlier.....
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Katie Desire
12-04-2013, 11:41 AM
Not on cam, but I think it's worth it!!!! Years ago, teaching skiing in Australia, I would commonly tell my students to "grab their fanny packs and let's get going"....UNTIL someone explained that in Australia, fanny means pussy (or actually more vulgar terms!)
Vlodina
12-04-2013, 11:46 AM
Not on cam, but I think it's worth it!!!! Years ago, teaching skiing in Australia, I would commonly tell my students to "grab their fanny packs and let's get going"....UNTIL someone explained that in Australia, fanny means pussy (or actually more vulgar terms!)
Lol, what do they call them? They are "bum bags" in the UK.
Snowy0Star
12-04-2013, 11:46 AM
Not on cam, but I think it's worth it!!!! Years ago, teaching skiing in Australia, I would commonly tell my students to "grab their fanny packs and let's get going"....UNTIL someone explained that in Australia, fanny means pussy (or actually more vulgar terms!)
omg how long were u saying that until someone told you? too funny
CummingCouple
12-04-2013, 02:25 PM
guest2197: hi baby grups sexx soww
Assuming this is supposed to be group sex show? Considering no sows are allowed.
Lady Mondegreen
12-07-2013, 08:03 AM
like see good dark washer comming more expend when lick good nips mmmm:-)
hihihi
you so sweet
No clue what he meant, but I decided to take it as a compliment?
EDIT: My areolae! He was admiring my areolae! I think.
Ms.Lacey
12-07-2013, 11:46 AM
d*****v: sext top 2d bb looks awesome
hmmmmmm??????
Katie Desire
01-06-2014, 07:41 PM
Here's one (I learned the hard way): "Fanny" in Australia doesn't mean butt, it means pussy!
aleciaxxx
01-06-2014, 09:04 PM
open boobs - I get this one a lot and what they mean is show boobs lol it's funny and irritating at the same time!
maryjaynexo
01-17-2014, 07:22 PM
Hello sex wife wanted to ask you if you'd still make a video where you wear transparent latex gloves. Arise totally transparent gloves.
Where you befriedigst yourself .....
....um.
audritwo
01-17-2014, 07:32 PM
He wants you to masturbate with see-through latex gloves? Sex-wife!
audritwo
02-11-2014, 11:16 PM
somethingjapanese: The nipple is not seen.
The nipple is not seen.
AudriTwo: i still dont understand
do you want to see my tits?
is that what you are asking?
somethingjapanese: Take off the panty.
AudriTwo: in private
i'll take of my panties in private and we can play more there
somethingjapanese: It continues until feeling it more.
AudriTwo: im sorry there is a bit of language barrier and i dont understand your context at all
somethingjapanese: Breathe in the drug more.
something japanese: Do more intensely.
amorousness more.
AudriTwo: what the fuck are you talking about
somethingjapanese: start the tug.
The nipple is not seen.
The nipple is not seen.
The nipple is not seen.
AudriTwo: i need an adult
Sunnylexie
03-13-2014, 09:46 PM
In pvt:
Dude: Can you put cam in pussy?
Me: Wow. Don't think I can do it 0_o
Dude: Pussy in cam?
*Turned out he wanted a closeup*
smaddy
03-19-2014, 07:52 PM
I've been anxiously awaiting my first foreigner and I got him today! Yay! I feel like I hit a milestone in caming haha.
So here is my chat
Customer: Open breast bb
Me: I don't understand what open breast means?
Customer: Open breasts
Me: What does that mean?
Customer: why
Me: I don't understand what you mean by "Open breast?"
Customer: why
Me: It doesn't make sense
Customer: Open panties
Me: How does one open panties?
Customer: why
Me: I just don't understand what you are talking about. What language do you speak maybe I can translate it?
Customer: open condom
Me: I don't have any condoms
Customer: You have yallow teeth
Me: *Shows teeth up close* no I don't
customer: not bad!
Other customer: No she has really white teeth
Customer: open breast plz
Snowy0Star
03-30-2014, 11:28 PM
do you have PUMPLE?
how many golds for PUMPLE
WOMAN i am from INDIA
it is womans duty to give PUMPLE
i know it means pimple now (shared in gen chat )
however there are several things wrong with this for me
) im 27 - puberty was over for me about 10 years ago
) I have BEAUTIFUL clear snowy white skin
) since when it is a woman duty to have a pizza face...
apryll11
04-21-2014, 08:19 PM
do you have PUMPLE?
how many golds for PUMPLE
WOMAN i am from INDIA
it is womans duty to give PUMPLE
i know it means pimple now (shared in gen chat )
however there are several things wrong with this for me
) im 27 - puberty was over for me about 10 years ago
) I have BEAUTIFUL clear snowy white skin
) since when it is a woman duty to have a pizza face...
Lucky Bitch,lol. Next time send him to my room I have enough to keep him happy
Milaa
04-22-2014, 03:27 AM
No kidding?! I had no idea. That's really cool to know....so he wanted her to pull on her thong or to take it off?
Or Dutch, or Belgian and I thought it was the same in Swedish and Norwegian too.
Holly_xoxo
04-30-2014, 04:35 PM
UselessTwat: hi
your boobs nice
opean..
please iam masterpasion
opean your boobs
comeon
*block*
ArynAdams
05-10-2014, 03:29 PM
I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.
I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.
Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"
omg. This is probably the best thing I have read related to camming ever. Hilarious!
MeekMinxi
06-04-2014, 05:47 AM
open boobs - I get this one a lot and what they mean is show boobs lol it's funny and irritating at the same time!
Hahah, I keep imagining a sexy alien whose chest opens up and eats their victim.
Sunnylexie
06-04-2014, 05:49 AM
I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.
I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.
Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"
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Someone: hi
wow
so sexy body
very nice
Me: thank you!
WHat brought you here tonight?
Someone: You want to spend tonight
Me: what are you looking for?)
Someone: If you want to see a beautiful body
Me: Um, are you offering me a show?
Someone: First show your charm
Me: sorry, I'm not sure I'm getting you right.
Someone: What is your charm
Me: My charm? *showing a toadstool pendant on my neck* My charm is a mushroom XD
Someone: a mushroom ?
Me: Well, you asked me to show my charm, didn't you?
It's a mushroom, see!
Someone: Smile is so pretty
Me: thank you
Want to see more?;-)
Someone: I can show you ass
Me: Sorry, but I can't watch your cam in free chat!
Someone: What color underwear asshole.
Me *brain about to explode* : Are you using google translate?
At this point, someone took me pvt. Whew.
MilkScrew
06-04-2014, 06:19 AM
somethingjapanese: The nipple is not seen.
The nipple is not seen.
AudriTwo: i still dont understand
do you want to see my tits?
is that what you are asking?
somethingjapanese: Take off the panty.
AudriTwo: in private
i'll take of my panties in private and we can play more there
somethingjapanese: It continues until feeling it more.
AudriTwo: im sorry there is a bit of language barrier and i dont understand your context at all
somethingjapanese: Breathe in the drug more.
something japanese: Do more intensely.
amorousness more.
AudriTwo: what the fuck are you talking about
somethingjapanese: start the tug.
The nipple is not seen.
The nipple is not seen.
The nipple is not seen.
AudriTwo: i need an adult
"It continues until feeling it more" in Japanese the self is referred to as "It" rather than I, so it translates weird. Basically he told you "I'm not buying a private show until I feel I like you more" in another language. Then he was just ordering you around. He wants more sexiness, to see your nipples, and to start masturbating...the usual.
Snowy0Star
06-22-2014, 04:33 PM
bumpiez
IsobelWren
08-23-2014, 11:52 PM
In free chat
Him: hey hotness
Him: im durnk n fukkin hrny
Him: u?
"Not yet drunk, but very horny."
Him: awwwwwww
Him: mmmmm
Him: wanna b my cock glove???
"Wow, 'cock glove' That's sexy baby. I can honestly say I've never heard anyone say that before."
A few minutes go by
Him: so u wanna or wht??
"Uh, I thought that 'That's sexy' pretty much conveyed my sentiment. How about fuck yes I want to be your cock glove!"
He takes me to pvt and then keeps up this steady stream of chatter for the whole show. In related news, YKYACGW you can basically understand what all he is trying to say.
fukk yah
tup
nice
tite
n coberin
yah
luvvvv the tit fukkin
pull out n go 4 yer pussy
yup
now THATS a fukkin cock glove!!!!
o yah
rup dat ass
o
o fuk yah
ho wtite ssi//
o fuk yah
ho wtite ssi//
u gotz me cock sooooo wet
ware u ant it/////
u nedd 2 clime on rmy lap n RIED e111
damngurl
mmmmm
ty bb
giggtime
Vlodina
10-11-2014, 07:03 AM
enter your tits
audritwo
10-11-2014, 07:22 AM
enter your tits
open tits 2.0?
Blasphemy
12-22-2014, 08:58 PM
Giggtime. Lol! I laughed SUPER hard at this entire thread, but this....this was a great ending.
Sounds to me you got a Quagmire. lol
<3 I love it here.
In free chat
Him: hey hotness
Him: im durnk n fukkin hrny
Him: u?
"Not yet drunk, but very horny."
Him: awwwwwww
Him: mmmmm
Him: wanna b my cock glove???
"Wow, 'cock glove' That's sexy baby. I can honestly say I've never heard anyone say that before."
A few minutes go by
Him: so u wanna or wht??
"Uh, I thought that 'That's sexy' pretty much conveyed my sentiment. How about fuck yes I want to be your cock glove!"
He takes me to pvt and then keeps up this steady stream of chatter for the whole show. In related news, YKYACGW you can basically understand what all he is trying to say.
fukk yah
tup
nice
tite
n coberin
yah
luvvvv the tit fukkin
pull out n go 4 yer pussy
yup
now THATS a fukkin cock glove!!!!
o yah
rup dat ass
o
o fuk yah
ho wtite ssi//
o fuk yah
ho wtite ssi//
u gotz me cock sooooo wet
ware u ant it/////
u nedd 2 clime on rmy lap n RIED e111
damngurl
mmmmm
ty bb
giggtime
Procrasturbator
04-12-2015, 12:04 AM
This is an amazing thread and it needs to be bumped.
Him: hi (cam name) seeking a humiliation of my cock if u can cater?
Him: do u have an email for giftrocket dear?
Me: Sorry babe, I only take payment through the site you found me on
Him: good question no idea so many i find
Alrighty then.
Ms.Lacey
04-14-2015, 07:26 PM
Guy: can u do anal face bb?
Me: You want me to make the face I would make doing anal????
Guy: Idk If you like white guys but I would totally rate that pussy
Me: Im completely fucking lost
Procrasturbator
03-03-2016, 11:41 PM
[10:13:54 PM] Me: Hey there
[10:14:08 PM] Him: Yes
[10:14:45 PM] *** Call from Him ***
[10:14:47 PM] *** Call ended ***
[10:14:57 PM] Me: I don't take calls without payment
[10:15:44 PM] Him: I'll see you in the face once the fuck are we ok taste?
Confused block.
freyasnecklace
03-04-2016, 07:32 AM
Guy after being asked what he was looking for: K9 Mom
Me (I know it cant be something Im willing to do either way but Im bored): ?
Guy: wat
Me: What does that mean
Guy: dog mother
(sees Im not responding so gets more emphatic)
Guy: K nine mum
Guy: k9 mama
(we're both in the US but I guess he figures he needs to use cultural variations on 'mother' like 'mum' & 'mama' in case I wouldnt get it)
Guy: you there?
Guy: K9 MOM
Me: ??
Me: youre just using synonyms
Guy: wat! (lol exclamation point)
Me (hoping for a trainwreck): what does it all mean
Guy: leave me alone
Damn guess he realized I probably wasnt going to do it since I didnt get the lingo. Figured it was bestiality -- but a mom? There are a bunch of sites called k9mom that are about doggie discipline but methinks he didnt confuse me for the maternal Dog Whisperer? rofl, idgi
I am fucking crying at "leave me alone"