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missmercedes
03-04-2016, 09:09 PM
I jus read this thread the first time yesterday and was dying laughing, then i got a rlly good one today. Some mf in free chat said "shows me that beautiful cat ass" n i just lost it. i never respond to ppl in free chat but i couldn't help it, it was toooo funny. i was like "U wanna see my cats ass?" (not that i would show it) and he just left. lmaoooo

pinklemonade0
03-05-2016, 02:17 AM
This isn't as funny as all of yours but I had someone ask if I was furry a while ago, hehe

PS google translate is bad! bing translate is a lot better.

LustyLark
03-05-2016, 03:02 AM
I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.

I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.

Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"

First just wanted to say I am laughing so hard I am crying at this entire thread. How come I have never checked it out before. Thank you everyone for the laughs that were desperately needed tonight.

But yes, back to open bobs, or boobs. If I am in a mean spirited mood sometimes I will go into graphic detail about how that would look and then right after I do that almost always the response is, you guessed it, "open boobs." SMDH

Sunnylexie
03-09-2016, 12:12 AM
"Hey I want make pussy with u rn"

LoraDoll
03-09-2016, 01:14 PM
- Show me holes!

https://blog.lingoking.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Fingerkreis.jpg

(Showed him with both hand, coz i dont like to be rude, or whatever)
So is that what u mean, or get out of my room right now!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/ktuwoUpZtl3Og/200.gif