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Kellydancer
11-15-2011, 05:55 PM
I despise online dating myself. It feels like a cyber version of a bar.

KS_Stevia
11-15-2011, 06:26 PM
How do you feel about Cats?

That's were I see some of those with a long list of "Can't" going.

Cat Hoarding. Oh and terry cloth track suits.

Sex is one thing, I've had lots of casual sex based on pure attraction.

Lots of limits for dating, but the two that stick out:

Must be atheist
Must love cats
Must have above average penis

There's more but those are some basics....

ArmySGT.
11-15-2011, 06:31 PM
Sex is one thing, I've had lots of casual sex based on pure attraction.

Lots of limits for dating, but the two that stick out:

Must be atheist
Must love cats
Must have above average penis

There's more but those are some basics....

I am an Atheist. Quite militantly sometimes. Confuses my Conservative friends.

I like Cats. But they make me sneeze and I break out in hives, my eyes have even swollen shut.

Penis is a discussion for a commited relationship, though I am not aware of any complaints.

BTW, that three. So is it best two out of three? ;D

KS_Stevia
11-15-2011, 07:07 PM
No, I don't date military men.

ArmySGT.
11-15-2011, 07:33 PM
No, I don't date military men.

Shame, but we all like what we like. Right?

FeministStripper
11-15-2011, 07:45 PM
You asked for clarification. Indeed seemed to neeeeeeeed clarification. So for giggles I have indulged you. Are you not entertained?

Didn't 'neeeeed' anything. I offered you a rejoinder, you're a poor sport. End of story.

ArmySGT.
11-15-2011, 08:04 PM
Didn't 'neeeeed' anything. I offered you a rejoinder, you're a poor sport. End of story.

Quid pro quo.

Are you upset your "rejoinder", a supposition, was off the mark. I admit I am not an "Everyman". Typical stereotypes don't fit.

Oh, but I am being a sport. I am really enjoying that back and forth.

When I am insulting. I do not mince about, or allude to anything. I am pretty damn up front about it. I would ask the same in return.

It is the internet and you have seen only what someone else chose to write. You have not gained one bit of insight or uncovered a revelation.

The most dangerous lie to be told, is the one you tell yourself.

ArmySGT.
11-15-2011, 08:20 PM
Who could I never date or sleep with.

Can't say Fat girls, I won that money. I am just glad digital cameras weren't common yet.

Can't say Hippy girls that smell like patchouli, and don't shave. Anywhere.

Can't say black, asian, russian, spanish, mexican, or white girls and any of that mix.

So I can safely say Men and Transgenders. Now. I did have an amusing time at the bars with drinks. See everytime they slipped and acted like a Man they had to drink a shot. Trinidad is an unusual town to go to college in.

Tatoos. I like tatoos. Some tatoos and body modification are a turn off. However, sometimes it is about the experience isn't it?

Oh the famous! Yes, I don't know if I could stand all the scrutiny. The cameras, the stalkers, the rumor magazines............. That doesn't make being famous attractive.

Ah! Mental Illness. I have had that rear up on me. Not funny ha ha "She Krazy".

Like yep, she needs help and a good doctor. One was building a persona, becoming another person, using elements of other peoples past to weave herself a new past. Since I did not know her real past I was fooled. In the end she had a Husband that loved her. Two others come to mind one was paranoid, and another had issues with people being kind to her.

So yes Mentally Ill is out.

Clingy.............. It is cute at first, but we have all had that person that seems to devote themselves to every aspect of every moment of your time together. Like your a very intense hobby.

Let me put my thinking cap on........ BRB

FeministStripper
11-15-2011, 08:52 PM
Quid pro quo.

Are you upset your "rejoinder", a supposition, was off the mark. I admit I am not an "Everyman". Typical stereotypes don't fit.

Oh, but I am being a sport. I am really enjoying that back and forth.

When I am insulting. I do not mince about, or allude to anything. I am pretty damn up front about it. I would ask the same in return.

It is the internet and you have seen only what someone else chose to write. You have not gained one bit of insight or uncovered a revelation.

The most dangerous lie to be told, is the one you tell yourself.

On the contrary, my 'rejoinder' was right on target. My assessment of you as a poor sport stands. I neither 'neeeeeed' nor desire further insight.

So, it's been fun. Have a great night.

Skai
11-15-2011, 09:34 PM
I shower and shave five days a week for work, brushing my teeth (plural) in the morning. I don't really use deodorant. Not that I care if I smell. I do. I work in an office so I really sit all day. I just don't like that slimy stuff on my skin, same goes for lotion, and sun block.

However the internet like bars is a lousy place to find love.

I've noticed that some people seem to think they smell alright when really they don't. It's hard to smell your own B.O.

turn-offs:
-fat
-bad breath
-stinky
-arrogant
-judgmental
-violent
-can't keep up intellectually
-does a lot of drugs
-lazy/unambitious
-can't tell the difference between "your" and you're"; "its" and "it's'; etc. (unless he has a legitimate excuse like dyslexia)
-cheap
-doesn't want to pay for a date based on principle (women are typically offered lower wages and give birth; I think that's worth a meal or two)
-doesn't understand feminism
-"pro-life" (anti-choice)
-doesn't know about safe sex (wtf, yuck)
-promiscuous (I'm not morally opposed, I just don't want to feel insignificant or at risk for STDs).
-talks openly about sex/relationships
-talk shit about friends/ generally fake
-feels entitled
-calls girls sluts, bitches, cunts, etc. (seriously, that is like calling a black person the "N-word"
-doesn't respect me but pretends to e.g. "I love women! Some of my best friends are women." ...Yeah, I love dogs, but I think I'm smarter than them.
-homophobic
-lying is of course a huge turn-off
-doesn't like cuddling
-rationalizes everything and projects his own faults onto others
-buzz cuts, for some reason
-never shuts up/terrible listener
-says anything along the lines of, "Because I'm a nice guy." or "Don't you trust me?" Ewww
-condescending in any way, ever
-unhelpful
-I say to call me and he texts me
-Goes, "Nuh-uh, there's no way you ride a motorcycle."
-listens to shitty music exclusively
-closed-minded
-thinks he knows what's best for me
-thinks he knows what's best for anyone but himself
-tries to act like he cares but doesn't
-acts like he is opening up emotionally but really just wants me to be vulnerable
-anything double-standardish
-hypocritical in any way at all
-annoying laugh
-doesn't use turn signals or is a rude driver in general
-unsafe driving (esp. to show off)
-thinks being mean to other guys will impress girls
-always talks about doing stuff he will never do
-puts his arm around me and then pushes me forward as we are walking together. I will walk at my own pace, thankyouverymuch.
-walks ahead of me, unless it's to grab a door
-no concept of chivalry
-hates cats, dogs, or any other animal I like
-expects blowjobs without returning the favor
-calls his exes crazy
-talks shit about girls he's hooked up with

Phew, it feels good to get that all off my chest. No wonder I haven't been laid in forever…

The Six
11-15-2011, 09:57 PM
2. Litters. This bothers me a lot.


Anyone who litters deserves to be shot. Not to be killed, of course, but just a nice flesh wound on the leg or arm.


6. Doesn't keep his balls clean. For some reason, some men just forget to scrub really well under and around their balls and it has a wierd smell. Yuck.[

Is not washing the ladybits a common thing for women? I've seen white specks around the vulva multiple times and wondered what it was. Turns out it was likely toilet paper. Women can be so disgusting.

Almost Jaded
11-15-2011, 10:40 PM
People who make judgmental lists that include "judgmental people".

:P

Skai
11-16-2011, 01:01 AM
People who make judgmental lists that include "judgmental people".

:P

Are you calling me judgmental for knowing my likes and dislikes?

Almost Jaded
11-16-2011, 02:18 AM
Dear Desu, Kellydancer, Mediocrity, and the rest from chat a couple of hours ago:

I told you so.

:shakes head:

lemiwinks31
11-16-2011, 10:39 AM
I despise online dating myself. It feels like a cyber version of a bar.


but you cant hide fat, creepiness, BO, lack of conversation skills etc...in a bar.

lemiwinks31
11-16-2011, 10:49 AM
but back to the question of the thread.......




......has a dick.

lemiwinks31
11-16-2011, 01:22 PM
What if they USED to have one?


and they misplaced it?

lemiwinks31
11-16-2011, 01:28 PM
but seriously.......

'used to have one' is not having one....so hypothetically.....green light...

and since i'm not going to be sleeping with anyone else for the forseeable future, i get to be my hypothetical self, who is generally a better person than my real self.

Kellydancer
11-16-2011, 01:38 PM
Reminds me of a recent conversation I had with a relative. They asked me if I would date Chaz Bono and I said no. They asked if it's because Chaz Bono didn't have a dick (I have no idea if he does now nor do I want to know). I said that I wouldn't be interested because he (or is it she?)is butt ugly.

lemiwinks31
11-16-2011, 01:51 PM
It reminds me of the pulp fiction conversation in the diner.....


Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?

Addison
11-16-2011, 02:16 PM
I'll sleep with anyone. #TeamSlut

lemiwinks31
11-16-2011, 02:35 PM
I'll sleep with anyone. #TeamSlut


how bout.....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBJz4f7Qurwau_07rr5HutNELOneRcX 4g3y_kntc0Co4yxP30p6_Ufx-VA

StaciJewels
11-16-2011, 02:39 PM
A guy who brags about having money and then asks me to buy him food because he doesn't have enough money for a $1 milk shake or a $8 pizza!

Addison
11-16-2011, 03:06 PM
how bout.....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBJz4f7Qurwau_07rr5HutNELOneRcX 4g3y_kntc0Co4yxP30p6_Ufx-VA

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd499/kotharir/My%20Body%20is%20Ready/y82Db.gif

lemiwinks31
11-16-2011, 03:12 PM
http://polkgop.com/uploads/newt-gingrich.jpg



?

ArmySGT.
11-16-2011, 04:49 PM
On the contrary, my 'rejoinder' was right on target. My assessment of you as a poor sport stands. I neither 'neeeeeed' nor desire further insight.

So, it's been fun. Have a great night.

Ha ha ok then, see you round the boards.

Natalllia
11-17-2011, 10:06 PM
uses the expression "make love". As in: "Let's make love tonight, darling".:yuck:

The Six
11-17-2011, 10:09 PM
I always preferred "make whoopie."

Kellydancer
11-17-2011, 10:21 PM
A local DJ used to call it "hobble de gaga". I always liked that and I would then laugh when no one knew what I was saying except other friends who listened to the DJ.

Addison
11-18-2011, 07:28 PM
http://polkgop.com/uploads/newt-gingrich.jpg



?

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee485/qdtxadd/britney.gif

unbeleavable
11-18-2011, 07:35 PM
Now that is presentation...

mediocrity
11-19-2011, 09:20 PM
I can't believe I forgot to add "bald" to the list. Whether it's a buzzcut or natural, bald is one of my biggest turn offs.