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Kalypso
12-09-2011, 02:22 PM
I don't really have any. As of late (last few days) I just say " Do you have any questions about my private show" if the answer is no I say "Okay well thanks for stopping by" or something that sends them on their way. I don't have time for small talk beyond hi how are you.

Where are you from was definitely my biggest pet peeve and the worst part about it is it was also the most FAQ! They're so full of shit saying they're just making conversation. No, they're asking to give themselves false hope of meeting ::)

DominicanDream
12-09-2011, 04:18 PM
*When guys come in asking what size dick I like
*When guys come in and go into EXTREME detail about their fetish/fantasy, flooding the whole room (i kick them out)
*When someone asks me to do something *for them*. That really gets under my skin for some reason. Like..motherfucker, are you even paying me right now? No. So no, I won't do shit *for you* !!! ugh

lydiastardust
12-09-2011, 04:26 PM
Skype requests! I am so fucking done with them! Sometimes I'll do one for tokens if it's super slow, but this morning I got so many people asking about skype it actually depressed me. And they all wanted paypal/pay after/blah blah blah fuck you too. I'm now afraid to ever work daylight hours again. *crawls back into cave*

When people ask me where I'm from, I tell them I'm from the magical island where all strippers, escorts, pornstars, models, and camgirls are from, but you can only get here if you're one of us. ;) That or California.

LunaXO
12-09-2011, 05:46 PM
"What's your name?"

"Luna.:)"

"No, I mean your real name."
::)

SKiarra
12-09-2011, 08:02 PM
"Do you do skype shows?" I HATE this question and I am getting soooooo sick of it being asked ugh!

Or the where are you from, how old are you, etc. ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE ANSWERED IN MY PROFILE!

Oh and my ALL time favorite..."What's your name?" REALLY??!! LOL

IsobelWren
12-09-2011, 08:09 PM
Guys who come into free, ask if I'll do X, Y or Z thing and then leave before I have a chance to say yes or no. I can see if maybe you were having problems with your feed but otherwise, why should I waste my breath?

"Do you have a nice/an ugly X?" Well I don't know, it's fucking subjective isn't it and I know that no matter what I say you're going to say, "Prove it to me bb, show me."

"Do you have a boyfriend?" No, I have a husband, but it doesn't matter for two reasons. A) We have an open relationship so if I really wanted to fuck you, I could. B) I will never want to fuck you so my relationship status isn't at all pertinent.

"Where are you from?" The internet. Yes really, I'm totally goddamned virtual because the only reason you really want to know is because you want to come fuck me in real life. Oh that's right, you can't see the answer to the question above, "this is not pertinent because I will never want to fuck you."

"What's your name?" It's on my profile. "No what's your real name?" "No, it really is Isobel." "Really?" "Yes. I don't know why all you guys are so convinced we're all lying to you all the time. No trust at all. Jesus. Do you want my social security number too, so you can do my taxes for me?" :eyeroll: :fingers crossed: But WHYYY AAASSSSKKK?! Who cares if my real name is Molly or Betty Sue?! It doesn't even fucking matter. Will you not be able to bust a nut if my name starts with an O?

What? Me, grumpy and angry and bitter because I have some kind of infection in my mouth right now that's painful and making me feverish? No!

SKiarra
12-09-2011, 08:12 PM
No, they're asking to give themselves false hope of meeting ::)

YUP!!

Them: Do you meet in person?
Me: No
Them: Not even for $$?
Me: No I don't meet in person ever
Them: for $1,000?
Me: NO BYE
Them: c'mon everyone has a price how much?

I get that soooooo often. I am not here to meet you. Does that actually work for them sometimes or what cause I get it allllll the time.

ashiepants
12-10-2011, 04:30 AM
"Wanna watch my cam bb?"

How about FUCK NO.

shywebcamgirl
12-10-2011, 11:33 AM
YUP!!
Them: c'mon everyone has a price how much?

Whenever anyone ever says that line to me, I always reply. "There is an exception to every rule too, right? Well, you just met that exception."

That shuts them up in a hurry. }:D

Spinnerette
12-10-2011, 12:12 PM
This thread makes me rage, lol. I suppose camming some days is my pet peeve. These questions? I've gotten every single one. Every. Single. One.

Still hanging on to my hive mind theory about where these customers come from. Or maybe it's like in retail where everyone has those lame one liners they like to tell. My husband has started doing that and I've told him to stop because believe it or not, clerks hate those bullshitty attempts at hollow humour. They just point out how uninspired everyone is. Like robots. It's creepy to me. "Can I help you find something?" "Yeah, a million dollars."

HAHAHAHA omg, that was fucking HILARIOUS. :bored:

Anyway, back OT...

When cheap guys are on their Mmmmmmmm speak and I have nothing to reply with/don't feel like playing along and they go "Oh ok. I guess you're busy. I'll come back another time. Sorry to have bothered you." I used to get really exasperated at this stupid little mental tactic, but now I just go "Okie dokie *name*. Thanks for stopping by! Have a great evening!" and force myself not to roll my eyes. Do something about how hard and horny you want me to be believe you are or yes, I'm going to fucking ignore in favor of more interesting people, you manipulative fuck.

Bonus points if they do this while I'm on messenger. I tell them to get to the point of contacting me and they're like, "So I guess you're working. Sorry to have bothered you..."

lolabunny
12-14-2011, 04:47 PM
"Can u turn around bb"?
"U into white guys bb"?
"I'm stroking to u now bb"
"mmmmmmm" LMAO!
"how old are u"?
"Can we meet up"?
"Why are u on here? you're too pretty for this..."
"How much"? Seriously, after I told you 5 times im not an escort lol.....Do they think I'm that desperate to fuck a customer?
"Get me hard and then we'll go prv" really? fuck outta here
And my favorite...when a cheap custie gets slick and goes prv me and goes "TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES"! how about no, so you can get a free peak?! Lol assholes

ClaudiaReina
12-15-2011, 12:29 AM
I just hate it hate it when a guy with a specific fetish comes in, takes me private, I ask him what he would like to see, he tells me something really broad, so I go along those lines and do my thing, and in the end he says that well, this was ok, but you should've done this and this instead of this and this. How about you tell me beforehand? Where does it say on my profile that I'm a mindreader?::)

~Carmen~
12-15-2011, 07:44 AM
I just hate it hate it when a guy with a specific fetish comes in, takes me private, I ask him what he would like to see, he tells me something really broad, so I go along those lines and do my thing, and in the end he says that well, this was ok, but you should've done this and this instead of this and this. How about you tell me beforehand? Where does it say on my profile that I'm a mindreader?::)

Yeah, I had a SPH guy once tell me I was "too harsh with him" wtf?

Browneyes
12-15-2011, 07:25 PM
The most annoying thing for me is not a question but thissss....

" cum bb " " i wanna make you cum bb "

" cum hard bb " " cum, cum, cum "

" cum now " ?????? Excuse me?? I don't cum on demand.


I just wonder why is it so fricking important to cum for them. They haven't seen a woman cum in real life or whaat?

Gabrielle_
12-15-2011, 08:35 PM
"Wanna watch my cam bb?"

How about FUCK NO.

Hahahahahahaha!

My current FUCK YOU comment is this or any variation of this:

"Smile bb"

"If you want my cock smile"

etc., etc., etc.

I can do a lot of shit on command "Show ass" "twirl" "stand up" and on and on and on but trying to smile when asked is a mindfuck! Want to see me smile, then do something to make me smile.................motherfucker! ;)

cherryblossomsinspring
12-15-2011, 10:09 PM
Ohh I so needed this thread!! Thank you op.

Number 1. Where are you, what city. I've have now adopted " the make up dumb shit response" . I mean cities that don't even exist in states I have never been to. I will change this every single time. I tried ignoring them and some guy got angry saying " Wow so you don't feel like talking??". These guys will try all types of bulling tactics and what I've noticed it's getting worse.

Number 2. Can you check my cam to see if it's working? If I'm on MFC I ask the guys in the room to do it for me. lol If it's another site I tell him to contact support for assistance. lol

Number 3. Are you a model? You should be ( name any major magazine, company etc) This is typically the guy that has no money but wants to say in a very fucked up way that you are not a model in any way. He's trying to tell you that you have a ways to go before you are considered "somebody" even though his balls get tight every time he's in your presence. Basically he has the desire to knock you down a few pegs because he's feeling the auto rejection.

Number 4. " What do you do for work? Do you have a job? Do you have a degree? What's your highest level of education? I just hang out here after work? I'm not like these losers on here , I have a girlfriend ( Refer to guy in number 3)

Number 5 " Do you do ( insert anything that you clearly don't do) He will follow up with the annoying "WHY?" As if the explanation will some how put his small mind at ease. He will also continue to convince you as if you're supposed to make an exception for him because his argument is just that compelling.

Number 6 " Same with Look at cam, Look at pics etc. These are the guys that also have no money but need validation. If you don't go out of your way to stop what you're doing and look at whatever crap they want to show you then you're a bitch. "Mommy issues" yet again.

Number 7 [/B]" Do you like my cock? Isn't it nice"? There guys are visually repulsive and need that extra "ooh and aahh". they are the most annoying because they shouldn't even be dumb enough to ask and expect an honest answer. I will lie because you are paying me to do just that. Wow it's so great ( through gritted teeth)

[B]Number 8 " How old are you?" This question is asked because the person wants to know what game to pull out of the PUA manual. They need to make sure that you're young and dumb enough that you'll really want to run off with a man in his 50s.

Number 9 " feet bb" Apparently most guys will get a woman to show her feet for free which is why these men never pay for privates or tip to look at feet. I typically tell them to find a beach somewhere if they want to see exposed feet. Doesn't work because they add " pleeeazzzzzzze." I tell them to tip and they leave. Not surprising since you can pop in on any cam model and see her sticking them up in the cam for 0.00 when asked.

Number 10 stand , turn around, sit , wave, kiss etc. All of these are typically put in my room with specific tip amounts. One guy got mad and said wait I have to tip for you to stand? I was like you don't have to tip. You can just sit and wait around til "I FEEL LIKE GETTING UP". Since I don't you'll be waiting a while. Check back when I go for my next bathroom break.lol" These types don't typically have a dime. I say 99% just want you to do something at their command. Power issue.

Number 11 " Do you live alone" This says to me . If I ever find out where you live I'm going to rape you and cut your throat. Sorry that's the image that comes to mind. Really makes me want to turn my cam off for a year.

Number 12 : The guy that talks about his wife. Why ohh why do you want me to know that you are here and have a wife at home? Again we have the I don't really want you because I'm married. NO In reality you're ugly and you should be grateful that she's still married to you. Ugg those guys are the most needy. You would think it would be the other way around. I see this again as another defense mechanism for the guys that know you would never be interested but need to feel like they have rejected you first.

Number 13: I fuck, date, hang out with models. Aren't I just so cool?? You'll so want to be my friend because I know models x, y and z and we talk all the time. No bitch if they like you so much , why the hell are you in my room talking about how much ass you get from models on different cam sites yet you never seem to have a damn dime and where do you get the time to hang out here when your date book is filled up with all that cam model ass you're spreading. Again this guy is trying to talk himself up in a way that maybe you'll want to be around him too because so many other girls are doing it. ..Which leads me to number 14

Number 14 : ]" Well the other models ....... Get out and go back to where you were getting what ever it is that you were getting. One size doesn't fit all bitch! Note (number 13 and 14 will eventually become number 3 and number 4) If you didn't bite the " I know people bs" then he'll revert to becoming number 3 and 4 in other words back to trying to reject you because he wasn't interested in the first place) This will happen after 22 or more visits to your room, showing you that he's not interested at all. lol

Number 15 " What do you do in privates" When I was a rookie camer I used to sit there an go into every little detail and the guy would leave. I figured out that I was providing free masturbation material. So as we all do here: I learned from that mistake. Now when someone asks I just respond with " what are you looking for". If they say they don't know and say well give me some ideas. I give a fucked up look at the camera. Like huh? And then say umm " if you don't know what you want, then I can't help you". Try brainstorming and come back when you've figured it out. ::)

Number 16 (Indy) Someone sending me a friend request on skype or yahoo without saying a word. Or hey I can't do a show today but how about tomorrow? Wtf why are you contacting me today. It's going to be long I just don't get paid. Do you accept pay pal? Can you do 30 mins for $5 . On and on. I do like with indy you can screen the bullshit fast but I don't like waiting around too long for someone to book. Bottom line I don't trust anyone contacting me and not getting to the point within 3 mins. Also I keep getting some guy that says i'm on various sites that I've never been on. Like he's trying to create issues between me and that current indy site. Another annoying thing is doing one show with someone and them contacting you every time you log into skype. That's the worst. Like hey how's it going every single day. When I mention do you want a show, they log out and do it all over again the next day. So I ban block them too. One trick pony is exactly that. One trick!


Also on indy I don't understand why anyone would ask me where I am. Indy guys creep me out more then regular cam sites. Because they are already somewhat off the grid without the usual paper trail. Or the guy the keeps looking for a long term sub-domme situation that really translates to " I want to f*** you after you dominate me. >:(

Number 17 "What time is it there" -A psycho trying to be abit smarter about how to find out your approximate location.

( I've gotten so paranoid that I hide what I drink, ( some drinks are only sold in certain locations, etc ( bottled water). If I play the radio, I play it from a site that has multiple stations in various states. This always throws people off. Some guys watch you even when they aren't logged in. They are in guest chat just waiting for that one slip up and bam there you are. Keep clocks out of view. If you host away from a window that's even better. Unless you're hosting when it's day pretty much in the whole country. Weather is another indication. Don't talk about it raining or it just snowed. Again they just have to look up at a map to find out where this is happening and they've pretty much located you. :-X

Number 18 - Anyone talking about " we have so much in common" you are my type, I would really love to meet you, I wish you didn't live so far . Where did you say you lived again? I wish I had a girl like you. etc etc. Yes you probably smile and giggle and laugh it off but be very cautious of this guy. He usually will not leave it at that and then the pressure is on for more. Also guys that pop into your room with tragic news daily or weekly---really and I mean really watch out for these types. Not only do they need attention badly but there is a sick twisted thing there. He wants pity but he'll use it to gain some sort of fake connection with you. It's about him trying to push down your defenses and see him as just sad. Don't be fooled. He's grooming you for his other half " HYDE". :O

cherryblossomsinspring
12-15-2011, 10:19 PM
Sorry got carried away. I so need to take a week off. I feel like I dealt with every one of those numbers this week alone. WTF Loser overload!

lydiastardust
12-15-2011, 10:34 PM
Any variation of "I'm so hard" "I just came" "I'm so horny" etc. just annoys the shit out of me. Unless it's someone getting a show, or tipping me, I've started telling them, "Oh, wow, a hard-on?! You must feel so special! I bet you're the first guy EVER to get one of those!" if it's obvious they're just wasting my time.

MiaCherri
12-15-2011, 11:02 PM
Asking for free stuff from me and promising to pay after, Come ON! Who are you fooling? Go buy some tokens rather than waste time typing those words on your computer in your mamas basement!

MiaCherri
12-15-2011, 11:04 PM
Number 2. Can you check my cam to see if it's working?

lol um no! I'm not your tech support!

curvydancer25
12-16-2011, 11:22 AM
I listen to itunes radio a lot so when they hear a station mentioning a city/state, they say, "Your radio station gave you away, you live in Miami. Cool. Then I turn to another station from North Carolina and say, Yeah I live here too.

Guys asking, "What time is it there?" Whatever time it is I just add a few hours.

"Where are u from?" Why the fuck does it matter where I'm from? You gonna go look for me there? I usually tell them assville, freeloader city or some bullshit like that.

Coming to my chat room day after day complaining about what I do or don't do. But you're broke ass is always here right?? Telling me in detail what you see me do in free chat. Ok.

Guys who have tokens and just sit and watch. Maybe you're waiting for your main girl to get online but please get the fuck out my chat room with your 1000 tokens and you don't speak or tip.

The guys who give compliments galore, but never tip. You're so this, you're so that, you have the nicest this....ok. Whatever. Let me give you a compliment. You're nice and all but compliments don't do shit for me. Take that broke talk somewhere else.

The guys who try to be the comedian of the bunch. Whenever I see a wise ass trying to get laughs at my expense I put his loser ass in his place. I say, "Ok. You must be lookin for laughs. Lets see what u got. Make me laugh. Usually his jokes are lame or don't make sense. I usually say, "This isn't comedy central you don't have to try your wack ass lines on me. I do take tokens though."

The guys who talk to the room instead of you..."What does she do?" "This bitch is stupid" "You guys actually like her?" Apparently your dumb ass does too if you're here.

"What are your future plans?" Like I'm gonna tell a bunch of dick holding men my life plans. I don't think so.

"I have a girlfriend I don't need this site like the other guys." Yes. You do need it. That's why you're here.

"Do you do skype?" Yeah my name there is dumbasses enterhere. And I actually said that. The guy came back and said "I couldn't find you, what is it again?" This time I said try looking under idontskypeforpaypal.

"You don't wanna have kids and mess up that body" I already have one. Now what.

"You see how (model name) has her profile? You should do yours like hers. She also does this and that too." Ok. That's what works for her. I don't copy. Maybe you just do like the other tippers and copy them.

The guys that wanna help you get your career started...whatever that means. "Yeah I know this guy who does videos...let me put you on my cd cover so we can both make money...let me be your manager I can take you to the top...The top of what, the bottom of where you are?? No thanks.
"Let me send you some of my music and tell me what you think about it. Maybe play it in your chat room?" I'm not a music producer and I don't care about your failed attempts at being a rapper so stop trying to use me to get some recognition.


These guys and their pipe dreams....

snowC
12-16-2011, 02:41 PM
"I lovveee your free videos and watched all of them, but can I make a suggestion?"

No, you fucking can't.


NEXT.

Jennellexo
12-16-2011, 06:22 PM
"What does your boyfriend think of this?" "If I was him it would bother me.."

Well fuck you, you're not my boyfriend and it's really none of your damn business!!

Gabrielle_
12-16-2011, 08:51 PM
Sorry got carried away. I so need to take a week off. I feel like I dealt with every one of those numbers this week alone. WTF Loser overload!

:):) I feel like this week has been the same way for me! Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean...

Vogue
12-17-2011, 02:13 AM
he: :where are you from ?
me : The Netherlands
he : where is that ?
me : Holland
he:do you live in red light district ?
me : Holland is a country not a street only

ahh you are from Holland ! in witch window i can find you ?
some www windows ,in windows 7 , windows vista and any other windows os , depends of ur pc

do you escort ?
no
why , you are so pretty !
wtf?

i wish i could afford your price .. lol
do you accept amazon gift cards for shows ? uhh ?noooo
would you mind to lower your price for a quickie ? uhh what?no

geting like lots of emails on a daily basis " im on holiday for 2 weeks in den haag . do you take incall visits as I would love to come see you " hello, do you escort im in xxx hotel waiting to see you?" can we meet on sunday im in Amsterdam and i like you ?" hi babe, do you come to Rotterdam at all please?Im horny for you.Thanks "

Brilynne
12-17-2011, 03:27 AM
OMG how did I forget-
Mutha effin' "paris hilton" comments.
Several times a day, every day.
And every time they think they're the first clever bastard to comment.

And of COURSE their trite jokes are always accompanied by "but youre way hotter!"::)

I swear to god, one more joke and I will crawl through my webcam, out of their computer monitor, and shove their own dick down their throat. Then again, some of them would probably enjoy that...

I'm joking, Kinda.

In all seriousness though- it's literally handfuls of people EVERY DAY. Even if it was just a couple times a week, fine, but for realz- every freaking day.
:banghead:

ElianaIsis
12-17-2011, 03:52 AM
I swear to god, one more joke and I will crawl through my webcam, out of their computer monitor, and shove their own dick down their throat. Then again, some of them would probably enjoy that...


Haha, Bri I just totally envisioned that girl from The Ring (I think it was that movie) where she comes out of the TV all twisted. Oh, if only we could flash that image some times to scare the shit out of some guys.

Timor
12-17-2011, 05:16 PM
'hey BB' OH MY FUCK every time I see this I keep Thinking BBQ. I don't know why but it drives me batshit. Poor grammar does not turn me on unless you are tipping me gratuitous amounts of tokens. Dumbfuck.

On a side note, I got the cheese guy today. Sadly I did not have any cheese. But I told him to come back and check in:)

Marleysade
12-17-2011, 05:36 PM
-are you really hairy bb? prove it!!( Gladly just click the pvt button jerk off!!)
-stand up bb( no im comfortable lying down..go pvt and ill stand the whole time)
-if you showed you body more you would make more money(i wear a sports bra, no make up and pjs and do just fine thanx)
-come on bb just a quike peek?(fuuuuuuuck ooofffffffffffff!!)
-what do you do in pvt?( you tell me jerk off..its your show if your paying)
-get me horny first(this is free chat!!)

LaceyCummings
12-22-2011, 03:33 PM
[quote=ManyRoses;2259108]This is another one that drives me nuts. Along with "what do you like do to in private?" They are clearly either wanting me to discuss a fetish (which is ecl only, thank you very much) or they want to start getting off as I describe what I do. It's been said before, but when someone asks me what I like to do in private, what I want to respond is "I want to sit here and read my book for $4 a minute, actually. Maybe just take a nap. But NO part of me wants to spend the next five minutes pretending to frantically pummel my ladybits so you can jack off for the seventeenth time today."]

I find these really annoying too, the "What do you like to do in pvt?" or "What are you gonna do for me in pvt?" Ugh.
My canned response is "That's really up to you username...but if you're looking for ideas *wink* you should check out my profile. teehee" Shuts them up every time.

What also bugs me is that I specialize in very specific role play, and it's all over my profile. It brings in a lot of my traffic, and then those same guys ask me "So what's your fave role play bb?" Bitch, the only reason you are even bringing up roleplay is that you read it in my profile. We both know why you are here.
It's the overall denial of what is actually taking place that bothers me, in all its forms! I wish these guys would just swallow that I am here to make money, I am shaking my ass, getting naked and pounding myself for MONEY not for them, and at least not primarily, for fun. I am not looking to meet, or make friends, it's a business transaction! >:(

Well, went on a rant there. Wow, I feel better!

shywebcamgirl
12-22-2011, 06:37 PM
[quote=ManyRoses;2259108]This is another one that drives me nuts. Along with "what do you like do to in private?" They are clearly either wanting me to discuss a fetish (which is ecl only, thank you very much) or they want to start getting off as I describe what I do. It's been said before, but when someone asks me what I like to do in private, what I want to respond is "I want to sit here and read my book for $4 a minute, actually. Maybe just take a nap. But NO part of me wants to spend the next five minutes pretending to frantically pummel my ladybits so you can jack off for the seventeenth time today."]

I find these really annoying too, the "What do you like to do in pvt?" or "What are you gonna do for me in pvt?" Ugh.
My canned response is "That's really up to you username...but if you're looking for ideas *wink* you should check out my profile. teehee" Shuts them up every time.

What also bugs me is that I specialize in very specific role play, and it's all over my profile. It brings in a lot of my traffic, and then those same guys ask me "So what's your fave role play bb?" Bitch, the only reason you are even bringing up roleplay is that you read it in my profile. We both know why you are here.
It's the overall denial of what is actually taking place that bothers me, in all its forms! I wish these guys would just swallow that I am here to make money, I am shaking my ass, getting naked and pounding myself for MONEY not for them, and at least not primarily, for fun. I am not looking to meet, or make friends, it's a business transaction! >:(

Well, went on a rant there. Wow, I feel better!

How I deal with when people ask me 'What do you do in pvt?" I will respond... "Well, it is a shorter list if I tell you what I DON'T do."

I make sure it is a major boner killer because I make a bunch of faces like I have eaten a rotten tomatowhen I describe the things that I dislike . ;)

Whenever anyone asks me about my favorite fetishes or roleplay, I have taken to responding with "I will never tell you my secrets here in free chat, but I will whisper them to you in private." ;D

KrystleX
12-22-2011, 06:42 PM
*One* of my biggest pet peeves is.... "Mmmm bb... I love stockings. Take them off for me" <<start peeling stockings off slowly>> *KA-CHIIING*!!

AAARRRRRGH!!!!... I don't have time to arse around with bloody stockings and suspender clips for every 30 second wonder that pops in /sigh.

I think I'm getting cranky in my old age }:D

crispy
12-22-2011, 07:16 PM
more then anything i hate guys who ask me questions that can be easily answered if they woud just scroll down 3 inches and read my goddamn profile.

"oh what fetishes do you like"
"where are you from"

etc. /facepalm

whirlerz
12-22-2011, 07:22 PM
Yes! they wanna hear us talk about 'em & get off that way. Stupid

mariqueen
12-22-2011, 07:34 PM
Idiot: "Do you do daddy/daughter roleplay bb?"
Me: "No."
Idiot: "How young will you be bb?"
Me: *ignores*
Idiot: "Is 12 too young bb?"

*BAN*

Some guys make me sick.

Incantatious
12-22-2011, 07:39 PM
The things I am about to list are things which absolutely enrage me. These seemingly innocuous little bitty questions, are things can take me from being confident and classy, to wanting to punch my laptop in the face. That's right: the face...

The thing is, many conversations with potential clients start off like this, and almost all the time I can predict what is going be said in response to me, to the point that I wish there was no character limit on either my shows description, or my profile, to tell the guys just not to bother asking me this stuff...

At this point I should assure everybody who is reading this that I do adore my job, and that this is the only gripe I have. Man, it just feels great to get this out though!



1. Where u from bb?

I can't even look at those words without seething with rage, even though I've just typed it myself. My location is displayed on my profile. Why do you even need to know?
My response to this is usually something like this: "I'm from the UK, and you?"

2. I'm from <wherever it is>. Where abouts in the UK are u bb?

My response: "I'm sorry my dear, I can't tell you that over here. Hope you understand!"

(Inside I'm really thinking: Why the fuck do you even need to know?)

At this point most guys are cool with that. But then there's this...

3. Are u really British or just living in Britain?
OR
Are u Russian bb?

My profile AND tag (which appears by my profile pic on SM) now advertises the fact that I am "100% British". Does anyone read that? NOOOO!!!! :D :D :D Do they keep asking me if I am British and where I come from? YES.


I don't understand why guys, upon seeing a hot chick who could do almost anything sexual before his eyes, his main gripe is her country of origin and location... Okay, I get that they do actually want to fuck us in real life. But my god... We. Aren't. Escorts. We are CAMGIRLS. If we were escorts, we'd be y'know... ESCORTING.

When I started this job I had no idea how sick I'd get of repeating "I'm from the UK" and, "Sorry my dear, I can't say where I am over here. I hope you understand!"

I think the next time someone asks me that, I'll just respond in my most uppity, furious, cut-glass English accent: "You do know that I could fuck myself whilst watching you jerk off to me, right? I mean: What is this piece of shit geographical question?" XD

shywebcamgirl
12-23-2011, 08:39 AM
And if that wasn't enough today, I had a cam2cam pvt and after the guy kept hinting that since I enjoyed watching his cam soooooo much, we can just play on Skype whenever I'm in the mood. Dear customer, you seem like a lovely person, but I enjoyed your cam soooooo much because you paid me to. I'm here for $. When I'm in the mood, I take to my bed with a vibrator and an erotic novel.

I just tell them that if I don't get paid, it ruins the fantasy for me. I can't get off on doing it for free. }:D

CaramelKitty
01-09-2012, 12:01 AM
Him: How do you go private?
Me: Click the private button
Him: i don't understand how this works.
Me: You don't have to act like you don't know how to go private. Is it really that difficult?
Him: So what are you gonna do for me in pvt?
Me: *Blocked*

BlakeDahlia
01-09-2012, 01:00 AM
^^^^ Why do sooo many guys do this? I just don't get it? They really can't figure out the BIG button that says, "Enter My Live Show"?

Lately, I've gotten a bunch of guys who will ask me in free if I so sph. I say "yes," we go private, I start telling them how worthless they are for having a small cock, then I open their cam and they have a perfectly averaged sized penis. I don't do a lot of sph, so at this point I start to stutter a bit (it's hard for me to talk about your "tic tac dick" when it's bigger than some of my dildos.) At which point, they tell me they just want an honest opinion. I never know if this is a trap or not. But, no, it seems they really do just want me to reassure them that their penis is adequate. I can't tell you how many shows have started like this recently. Honestly, penis size is pretty irrelevant to me. I've dated some guys with small cocks (small, not average) and they could still get me off. The problem with guys with small penises is usually in the attitude because they think they're inadequate so they drive like assholes and get in a lot of fights. But it stands to reason that if you're paying me by the minute, I'll pretty much say whatever you want to hear.

BlakeDahlia
01-09-2012, 01:03 AM
OMG how did I forget-
Mutha effin' "paris hilton" comments.
Several times a day, every day.
And every time they think they're the first clever bastard to comment.

And of COURSE their trite jokes are always accompanied by "but youre way hotter!"::)

I swear to god, one more joke and I will crawl through my webcam, out of their computer monitor, and shove their own dick down their throat. Then again, some of them would probably enjoy that...

I'm joking, Kinda.

In all seriousness though- it's literally handfuls of people EVERY DAY. Even if it was just a couple times a week, fine, but for realz- every freaking day.
:banghead:

You kinda do look like Paris Hilton. :::ducks::: But hotter, bb.

I feel you're pain. I get Molly Ringwald or "Flo" from the Progressive commercials all the time. At least one person will mention one or the other on a daily basis. At least your celebrity look-alike is a hottie.

Spinnerette
01-09-2012, 01:27 AM
Reply w/ quote isn't working for me, but to BlakeDahlia on the subject of guys with a decent size wanting SPH: YES!!! I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. The first guy, I was so shocked I laughed so it didn't break the front. I just kept insulting him and telling him no wonder his wife would rather sleep than fuck him. He came, thanked me for the show, and bounced. Afterward, I was like "wtf???". He was a pretty damned good size, had a good job, and was cute to boot. -___-;;; I think they're damned traps too, more often than not. But I think most penises are disgusting regardless so joke is on them if they want to see me stumble.

Also: I just looked it up and the psychology behind it is that men like that get off on never being good enough. Makes sense. I once saw a man on awful site that shall not be named back when I was camming for "fun" and he was tucking the length of his shaft into the fat of his pelvis because he wanted people to humiliate him for being small. A lot of people weren't playing along and this apparently frustrated him and his exhibitionist tendencies and he signed off.

neliana
01-09-2012, 02:55 AM
Send those guys to me! Lol Im a true size queen, so anything under like 9 inches isn't good enough for me. I LOVE sph, because most guys aren't what I consider big, even if they're bigger then the average

BlakeDahlia
01-09-2012, 03:31 AM
I have had real sph guys. But i think these other guys are actually wanting me to reassure them of the penisis' worth. They seem really happy when I show them my smaller toys or explain that a vagina is only like 5 inches deep. I just don't understand why they start out by asking about sph.

jessycalove
01-09-2012, 04:29 AM
i usually tell them i tell you in priv i dont kiss n tell

luscious sadie
01-09-2012, 06:55 AM
I don't like doing any role play / humiliation / anything other than talking or fucking myself. I'm not good at it and the only low ratings I have ever gotten have been from guys who have asked me to do this kind of thing. So now, I tell them to find someone else. I'm not going to risk a low rating over like, 5$.

SuperTease
01-09-2012, 10:26 AM
When they say they have to get a lube, and then will get back and take me private. And then dont show up.
Why do they have to lie?

blah.

amiamour
01-09-2012, 10:41 AM
When I'm in the mood, I take to my bed with a vibrator and an erotic novel.

LOL! My thoughts exactly!

CurvySweet
01-09-2012, 11:17 AM
Oh so many but here is a few:

Do you like Asian cock?
Do you like white cock?
Will you meet me in person?
Can i have your mobile number?
If I give you my mobile will you phone me?
I wanna be your boyfriend

Mayrah
01-09-2012, 11:45 AM
Oh so many but here is a few:

Do you like Asian cock?
Do you like white cock?
Will you meet me in person?
Can i have your mobile number?
If I give you my mobile will you phone me?
I wanna be your boyfriend

Add to the list:

I love you, im gonna visit you soon!
If i was in the netherlands, can i date you?
FEET? FEET? FEET?


Those were from my previous show in dec :'(

shywebcamgirl
01-09-2012, 12:19 PM
The ones that really drive me crazy and make me wonder if they were dropped on the head as a child are the ones who hang out in your room all day, don't say anything or take you pvt and then email you when you get offline to say 'here is my cellphone number, text me!'