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Bennu
04-24-2012, 06:44 PM
Oh, and here's a little New Orleans flava. Thank, Mr. Ghetto, for celebrating the fact that we are one of the U.S.'s most ghetto cities (just adds to the charm ;)).
This shit is hilarious, though. You should watch it even if you've never heard of New Orleans Bounce music.
http://vimeo.com/27736851
Btw- a Louisiana Purchase card is our version of food stamps.
I felt like a bobble head after watching this. :bouncey:
wally, wally, wally, wally, wally, wally world wally world.:D
Siddarth
04-25-2012, 08:29 PM
Is Europe a Country?
smeca
05-13-2012, 02:06 PM
still so great!
http://youtu.be/5_sfnQDr1-o
killerbunny
05-13-2012, 02:17 PM
I'm sure everyone's sick of this song by now, but...
hahahaha...Never gets bored... http://smilyes4u.com/img/4/f1.png
Siddarth
05-14-2012, 09:25 PM
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
smeca
06-07-2012, 12:03 PM
misheard lyrics to O Fortuna
http://youtu.be/nIwrgAnx6Q8
Natalllia
06-08-2012, 01:01 PM
Hitler learns what happens at the end of episode 9 of Game Of Thrones. Spoilers!!
http://youtu.be/1kLSYTHQbm4
Siddarth
06-09-2012, 01:37 PM
The Queen Who Stares at Boats
eagle2
06-09-2012, 10:08 PM
Cockatiel Having Sex Then Whistling " Whistle While You Work"
http://youtu.be/YYfpjAkRyPI
MargaritaVillain
06-13-2012, 03:50 PM
A man was in a pet store looking at animals when a Master Chief Petty Officer from the local Naval Air Station entered and told the shopkeeper, "I want a Line Service Monkey, please."
The clerk nodded, went back to a cage and returned with a monkey. "That'll be $1,000, Chief." The Chief paid and left.
The surprised man asked the shopkeeper, "That was a lot of money. Why was that monkey so expensive?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Because a Line Service Monkey can park, fuel, and service naval aircraft, conduct required ground ops testing, rig aircraft flight controls, and is trained in carrier flight deck ops. He's worth it."
Now interested, he spotted another monkey with a $10,000 price tag. "What? A ten grand monkey? What can it do?"
"That's a Maintenance Supervisor monkey. It teaches aircraft maintenance, supervises corrective and preventive maintenance programs, supervises crews of maintainers, and do all the paperwork. A very useful monkey, indeed!"
The guy found a third monkey with a price tag of $50,000. "Holy cow! What's a fifty grand monkey do?"
The shopkeeper sighed. "Actually, I've never seen him do anything except drink beer and play with his pecker, but his papers say he's a pilot!"
billi0
06-15-2012, 04:25 AM
a cat with a personality
lestat1
06-15-2012, 09:14 AM
Q: Why can't dinosaurs drive cars?
A: Because they're dead.
MargaritaVillain
06-23-2012, 04:18 PM
http://youtu.be/316AzLYfAzw
MargaritaVillain
07-09-2012, 02:24 PM
A conversation with my 12-year old self... 20 years later:
http://youtu.be/XFGAQrEUaeU
cherryblossomsinspring
07-10-2012, 03:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2tc9e8-iE&feature=fvwbrel
cherryblossomsinspring
07-10-2012, 04:02 PM
Daddy's Trip to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT0nA5Lyo9I&feature=relmfuSwim Class....
cherryblossomsinspring
07-10-2012, 04:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syDAQebDivY&feature=relmfuGame night!
safado
07-10-2012, 04:12 PM
BARGAIN! - Tropfest Finalist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvLpRECpK18&feature=relmfu
smeca
08-05-2012, 04:22 PM
banana phone
http://youtu.be/j5C6X9vOEkU