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KS_Stevia
12-28-2011, 08:21 PM
What did I miss now?

All Good Things
12-28-2011, 08:23 PM
First rape charges. Now stalking charges. Serious miarda!

Presumably you mean "mierda," genius.

Anybody can make false charges on the Internet. Watch: Murderer!

It takes real talent to prove yourself guilty of lying about who you are via the way you write, and then furiously deny it, in precisely the same way.

All Good Things
12-28-2011, 08:37 PM
Stalker.


EDIT: and done. Although, I did inform her I was stealing that line.

Christ, do you know anything about how the world works? Seriously.

If you look at the bottom of the page of this site, it reads: "Site and content Copyright Luna Technologies."

The "content" part of that phrase means that if any content is published here, you need the permission of both the author and the publisher (the owner of this site) to use it elsewhere.

You did not have the latter. "Informing" her probably means that you didn't even have the former, either.

With respect to the "stalker," part: Don't flatter yourself. I would make a comment about your breathtaking ignorance about content tracking software, but, really what's the point? Every time I think it's not possible for you to demonstrate even greater mental vacuity, I'm proven wrong.

The important point is that you used content from SW in other forums. Please stop doing that.

The Jackal
12-28-2011, 09:18 PM
As judge Judy would say, "It is better to be accused of being Cyril than to be accused of being a stalker." We have some serious mierda at our hand. :)

All Good Things
12-28-2011, 09:37 PM
As judge Judy would say, "It is better to be accused of being Cyril than to be accused of being a stalker." We have some serious mierda at our hand. :)

You do have some serious mierda "at your hand." In fact, it's all over your hands.

Cyril quoting Judge Judy. Who is an actress. This is really priceless.

At some point it becomes impossible to parody stupidity, because the stupidity itself passes the sublimely moronic and becomes just plain ugly.

Doc Holliday
12-28-2011, 09:44 PM
if any content is published here, you need the permission of both the author and the publisher (the owner of this site) to use it elsewhere. . . . . .

The Jackal
12-28-2011, 09:50 PM
Well, stalking charges should come as a sigh of relief to someone who is entangled in rape charges.

Doc Holliday
12-28-2011, 09:50 PM
if any content is published here, you need the permission of both the author and the publisher (the owner of this site) to use it elsewhere. . . . . .

All Good Things
12-28-2011, 09:53 PM
^ Does that also make me a "work of fiction?"

You have the expressive range of a lobotomized gerbil.

And Cyril keep quoting things that have been laughingly disproven -- sort of like phrenology.

You and Cyril should start a club. He can post "Easy Science" quotes he's pulled verbatim from the Internet, and you can post content you've stolen from other people.

If we multiply your collective IQ by the speed of light, the two of you will be about half as smart as Kessler.

The Jackal
12-28-2011, 09:54 PM
You are a work of art, sir.

Now, you know why he has to spend so much money to get what is free and abundant. The sad part is that he does not get the tail fair and square even after spending all that money. Face lifting and air brushing his pictures is not helping either. Sad and pathetic person!

All Good Things
12-28-2011, 10:02 PM
^ Oh, Cyril, come on, if you're just going to make shit up, you can do better than that!

The Jackal
12-28-2011, 10:07 PM
So, what's the cut off line for editing posts? I may need to go back and remove anything I may have stole from myself, lol.

He is too inept to understand that reinventing the wheel is unnecessary.

Necessity of quotes and excerpts to construct a logical argument are beyond his simple mind. I think we have a true mierda at our hand. What do you think? :)

All Good Things
12-28-2011, 10:16 PM
^ Wow. Just wow.

Yoda, your turn. I need to go take a shower and maybe go outside for some air before this level of ignorance just sucks all the remaining oxygen out of the room.

yoda57us
12-28-2011, 11:22 PM
You have the expressive range of a lobotomized gerbil.


Aren't you being a bit unfair to gerbils?

Seriously, which one of these idiots is the bigger buffoon? As entertaining as the "I know you are but what am I" nature of Jackal's posts are it's clear that the guy is a few fries short of a happy meal. Our little friend Doc on the other hand seems to be under-using whatever mental capacity he was born with in favor of some sort of desperate class clown persona while using this site, and most likely the entire internet, as a cyber whoopie cushion.

We have bandwidth issues here. Do we really need these two clowns running around wasting valuable cyberspace? I mean, seriously, Bem is a fucking Mensa candidiate compared to these two losers...

Omegaphallic
12-28-2011, 11:35 PM
Ever see the movie Myth of the male orgasm? A couple of guys are discussing womem faking orgasms or some such (its been along time since I saw the movie) and one of the guys shares his philosphy on it. If a women is faking it and being dishonest and not communicating then she really doesn't deserve one.

That's basically my philosphy when it comes dancer's enjoying lapdances. If its just a job and they view me just as a wallet, I'm okay with that, they're nothing but a great set of tits to me, which I'm okay with, mutual objectification can be fun for me.

If they're cool and fun and want to have fun, I'll try be fun too because I'm empathic sort of person and them getting off on it is fun.

Exception, if she's having fun, but is really annoying. Examples including acting like you've got a raging case of ADD on my lap. And I may be sick batard who by Baphomet has honestly evil fantasies and have mostly made his piece with that, but no jokes about raping children, it makes me flaccid, even I have my limits (yes had a dancer tell a joke like that during an LD, I wasn't amused.)

And if they are having fun and want to hang around after awesome we'll have fun. One dancer, Alex is like that. When we go to the VIP for LDs before we start she'll get me to give her a back massage and we'll joke around during the dance and talk afterwards. One time we we're joking around about how the plaster work in the VIP looked a big cum stain and a bunch other shit and she almost missed her stage show. I laughed at her and she's like don't laugh me (with homour). Seriously she is such an awesome and genunely fun person everyone loves her. She's a contact dancer, but even the non conact dancers love her, that's.how good a person she is. Best boob job ever as well.

Another dancer was playing with herself during a hundred dollars of dances and the time ran out and she kept on playing masturbating on my lap till she came, no extra change. Never had that happen before, I wasn't sure what the protical was for that so I just sat there in shock. I think that was some kind of professional ethics thing because she promised to cum in my lap, so she was just keeping her word. I can respect that.

I had other another girl start masturbating during a dance. She was leaning back against me while we talked dirty. It was the only time a dancer ever lost track of how many dances with me. I was so proud. Turns out the key wasn't detail, it was intimacy.

I didn't realize that till another dancer Nova. I have this fun purple fadora I like to wear wear to the titty bar, and while its not unusual for dancers to try it on, Nova and an awesome use for it. She took it off my head, leaned back so her face was pressed against mine and held it in over our heads so that we shielded from the rest of the room. Made it hugely intimate for me. We started talking dirty while she grinded and I played with her tits. It was so fucking intense it, it was fucking insane.

Could any of these girls been faking enjoy? Yes. Do I cynically assume that because many fake enjoyment, they all do, just because they want make money? No, assuming that would be pointless. If they aren't faking enjoyment, great that rocks and I want to make the most of it. If they are, fuck it, its not my problem, I'm having fun.

@Yoda get the porn movie blond factory. In one scene Hannah Harper is masturbating while watching a hot nasty orgy. When Hannah cums creamy pussy juice just pores out of her cunt. If she's faking it I'll eat my fedora.

4everresolutions
12-28-2011, 11:45 PM
I dislike when members gang up on TOO. Might cause him to disappear again. I like having him around. He uses big words and proper grammar. We need moar of that in these parts (case in point....).

As to the question posed in the OP "Do you somtimes like giving lapdances?"; Lolz - no.

Unless the lapdance I'm giving is at home, to my SO. Then yes. Don't think that's what you were referring to though.

yoda57us
12-29-2011, 12:02 AM
I dislike when members gang up on TOO. Might cause him to disappear again. I like having him around. He uses big words and proper grammar. We need moar of that in these parts (case in point....).

I'm hesitant to call the two mutants known as Jackal and Doc "members" but, in any case, TOO isn't being ganged up on here, he's calling them out for the jokers that they are. He's involved in a battle of wits with two unarmed men...

4everresolutions
12-29-2011, 12:43 AM
^In that case he's gunna....win?

Beg pardon but I'm rather intoxicated this evening and the room is spinning and I can't make heads or tails of sensible conversation atm...

yoda57us
12-29-2011, 12:59 AM
^In that case he's gunna....win?

Beg pardon but I'm rather intoxicated this evening and the room is spinning and I can't make heads or tails of sensible conversation atm...

LOL, I'm gonna try that! This whole thread might make more sense if I'm drunk!

Kessler
12-29-2011, 01:35 AM
Watching Jackal and Doc spar with TOO is like watching blind cavemen throw rocks at a stealth bomber. Miss... Miss... Clunk... It's funny the first few times. After that, it's kinda pathetic.

KS_Stevia
12-29-2011, 05:10 AM
@Yoda get the porn movie blond factory. In one scene Hannah Harper is masturbating while watching a hot nasty orgy. When Hannah cums creamy pussy juice just pores out of her cunt. If she's faking it I'll eat my fedora.

Except that's not what happens when 95% of women orgasm for real, cream doesn't profusely pore [sic] out of vaginas. Its porn dude, they start and stop shots and maximum visual effect is the goal.

yoda57us
12-29-2011, 05:46 AM
@Yoda get the porn movie blond factory. In one scene Hannah Harper is masturbating while watching a hot nasty orgy. When Hannah cums creamy pussy juice just pores out of her cunt. If she's faking it I'll eat my fedora.

LOL, thanks for the movie recommendation but KS is right. Girls don't cum that way. The creamy stuff you are talking about is natural lubricant that is created in the vagina as it is stimulated. It is a reaction to friction. If you watch a lot of porn you will notice that it's covering a lot of guy's cocks almost as soon as they start having sex with the actress. Of course, it varies with every woman. Some don't get wet at all and have to use lube. In any event, a woman could generate enough natural liquid to fill a bathtub and still not have an orgasm.

Do you want fries with that?

Omegaphallic
12-29-2011, 10:30 AM
I know the difference between being wet and ejaculation. In high school I asked my biology teacher about female ejaculation during the middle of class.

My point still stands. I take a woman at her word, I act with trust.

Female orgasms or enjoyment of my company or jokes or dirty talk or whatever It's like the existances of the God/s. I heard a character on numbers explaining why he believed in God without proof. He explain that if he was wrong, he'd lost nothing, if he was right he'd gained everything.

yoda57us
12-29-2011, 02:17 PM
I know the difference between being wet and ejaculation. In high school I asked my biology teacher about female ejaculation during the middle of class.

My point still stands. I take a woman at her word, I act with trust.


Well, so do I but you were talking about a scene from a movie, not an encounter with an actual woman. Dude, it's acting. The entire scene is scripted around the money shot-the guy cumming. The woman actually having an orgasm is not essential to the scene and it's not a priority for the director. Start stop, move here, move there, change positions, now moan, now scream, now yell "fuck he harder"...so on and so on.

I did actually see a girl cum in a porn I was watching this morning...but she was being licked by another woman (that one was for lopaw);)

Omegaphallic
12-29-2011, 03:06 PM
Some directors make female orgasms a priority and some female preformers have built thier reps on cumming for real, especially squirters.

I do get what your saying, the circumstance is unnatural.

The only universal truths in porn are girls always tip the pizza guy with thier pussy's and a mature women will alway bang the pool boy or thier son's best friend and all catholic school girls are over 18 and love sucking off thier teachers. If only these tropes held true outside porn plots.

roast
12-29-2011, 05:30 PM
Porn by Tristan Taormino really focuses on female orgasms. She did a whole series where she played out porn star's specific fantasies. Highly recommended.

There is also a site where people privately film themselves masturbating and sell it to the owner (cant believe Im blanking on the name). The criteria is pretty strict around authenticity and all you see is their face. It is incredible.

Also badly shot home videos by unpolished people often have some great authenticity to it. Not always "hot" in a visual sense, but hot in general.

Can I add though that sex can be super pleasurable without some waterhose type of orgasm spewing from an orgasm? Or even a legit orgasm happening? C'mon fellas. Sex 101: orgasms arent the goal in sex, having as much fun as possible is the goal. Way less performance anxiety for everyone involved. Also usually youll last longer if you ease up on that kind of thing. No one will tell you an orgasm lie ever again if she can just relax because there is no pressure for it to be "really really real or kinda real or??" because she probably came already (and you should be very aware without having to even ask or question it)

Pffft, men, pschaw.

...........idk what the rest of this thread was about, usual fantasy-as-reality-as-fantasy-it-makes-me-sad-why-you-take-my-money-if-you-dont-love-me stuff? ok. but seriously, to answer what the end of the 2nd page and 3rd turned into the solution is Tristan Taormino. Ill try to remember the other site's name.

Kessler
12-30-2011, 04:59 AM
Roast, I think you're referring to "Beautiful Agony"? If I remember correctly, the website uses the French phrase, "le petite mort" which translates to "the little death". Such a perfect description of an orgasm.

Natalllia
12-31-2011, 07:45 PM
Porn by Tristan Taormino really focuses on female orgasms. She did a whole series where she played out porn star's specific fantasies. Highly recommended.

There is also a site where people privately film themselves masturbating and sell it to the owner (cant believe Im blanking on the name). The criteria is pretty strict around authenticity and all you see is their face. It is incredible.
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*Immediately begins searching for Tristan Taormino and also random masturbation site.*

Lacey3xD
01-07-2012, 06:57 PM
So... Last weekend I had this customer. He was super nice funny and surprisinhly cute. He came in alone but that's ok and I noticed him watching me.i decided to approach him and we got to talking.aftrr not too much convincing he agreed to get a private dance. We made our way back to tje private room and were finally alone. He was so cute and nice.
He stayed proper for most of the first song as we made it in to the seconf song and my top came off he startrf to squirm a bit. It turns out he is a total boob guy. I guess he appreciated my 32F's as I was teasing with him something became obvious that I hadn't noticed before. It kinda looked like he was trying to smuggle a cucumber in his Jeans. I was a little shocked but as the professional that I am I kept going. After a little longer I couldnt ignore it and he knew as well. I kneeled between his legs and pressed my chest against his mid section and I felt "it" move again. I couldnt ignore it and I asked him "are you for real? This has to be a joke.." He got a little shy by my bluntness and replied with a "huh?"
I pointed out the log impression in his pant leg and he got red. He apologized I he offended me but he couldnt control it after I started teasing him with my boobs... I just grinned. He was so stinking cute and really respectful to me. I told him again that "it" couldnt be real. He apologized again and said it was. I was amazed. By estimation it was easily double digits. A surprise on that sweet little average country boy.
Hmmmm...
I gave him my number ;)

KS_Stevia
01-09-2012, 07:09 PM
For some reason I don't believe this...

I knew a stripper who married a customer after she met him at the club, danced for him and felt his huge chub, gave him her #, took her out, fell in love, etc....its feasible, although unlikely.

unbeleavable
01-09-2012, 07:15 PM
Please don't give asshole reason to get hard in the club...

rickdugan
01-10-2012, 08:01 AM
For some reason I don't believe this...

Neither do I. After seeing this and other posts by Lacey3xD, including what was posted, where it was posted, and some of the expressions used by "her", I'm guessing that "she" is about as much of a dancer as I am.

Flower420
01-10-2012, 09:53 AM
"Lacey3xD" most likely is a man, those breasts look 99.9% like Bobbia's, i'm sure anyone with extra time and half-assed google detective work can find that exact avatar picture

Flower420
01-10-2012, 10:09 AM
ahem with further research, it is definitely a man, a simple google search will offer up the picture, also most of his posts talk about 11" penises at the gym and such

ugh.. SW needs a ban detective, easily spotted male posing as female

snowcake
01-10-2012, 10:20 AM
I can sometimes enjoy it if the guy is being very respectful and hands-off. I enjoy it in the same way as I enjoy dancing on stage though. I like dancing sexily. But I'm not aroused or any such thing.

Addison
01-10-2012, 05:30 PM
I may be in the minority, but I really do like giving lap dances.. and not solely because I'm counting up the twenties in my head, although, of course, I wouldn't do them otherwise. If a guy is really cool or sweet (or really cute!), then, yes, I enjoy it. I never enjoy dancing for fat guys no matter how cool or sweet they may be, and I absolutely refuse to dance for a guy if I don't like how he smells.

Annastasi
01-11-2012, 06:13 PM
...I absolutely refuse to dance for a guy if I don't like how he smells.

Ick, this. I can deal with assholes, dirty talkers, fat dudes...but if a guy really smells bad, I'd rather pass up the cash. I just can't deal.

misslizzy
01-11-2012, 06:42 PM
I actually do like giving lapdances IF the customer is respectful. I enjoy making people feel good, and I enjoy it more because I make my living at it. I do NOT enjoy spending the length of a song playing defense against a horny octupus, or dealing with Sweatpants Boner Man.

Vyanka
01-12-2012, 12:14 PM
If he stinks, I can't either. I don't need money that bad. LOL. I'll never approach an octupus either, even if he's the only one in the club. I rather pull money out of the atm to pay house fee than to dance for a cheap grabby motherfucker.

KS_Stevia
01-13-2012, 08:31 PM
Oh yeah, that Lacey dude is definitely into something, same story over and over...I had not read his other posts and didn't think much of it, but post history does not LIE!

mediocrity
01-14-2012, 12:49 AM
Her avatar photo is actually of former member here Zinaida.

unbeleavable
01-14-2012, 09:56 AM
Yeah, I remember her.

Flower420
01-14-2012, 11:08 PM
who could forget those puppies :drool:

Sophia_Starina
01-18-2012, 03:20 PM
Her avatar photo is actually of former member here Zinaida.

I was going to say....

22lligm
01-18-2012, 10:25 PM
Ive enjoyed it when I was kind of drunk and when the guy was attractive and not aggressive. I mean i like dancing...that's part of why I became a DANCER. I mean obviously I want his money but when a creepy, old, touchy man is buying a string of dances from me I'm just thinking 'doing it for the money..doing it for the money..almost done..money..' then when I'm dancing for the younger attractive polite one I'm thinking more about my dancing and enjoying myself more...but still the money..obviously. 8)

flyguy29
01-23-2012, 06:07 PM
My guess is that there is some level of professional pride in providing a good Ld to a paying customer. Sort of like waitressing, especially if the customer is courteous, respectful and is generous (if he diesn't tip but gets to dances and doesn't waste the dancer's time). Of course, there are probably more days of beIng in a bad mood due to pervs and disrespectful customers too

Random_Pleasure
02-03-2012, 05:03 PM
Sometimes its manageable, and others... not soo much. I try to use the mirrors to watch what my customer is doing and what he likes. If I find he is looking at the TV, time to mix it up a bit and get his focus back. I enjoy it if they are enjoying it... When I look in the eyes of a respectful customer and see their excitement, I feel like I am doing my job and providing my part to the best of my abilities. Other times, I am just going through the motions...

Kessler
02-04-2012, 04:23 AM
Sometimes its manageable, and others... not soo much. I try to use the mirrors to watch what my customer is doing and what he likes. If I find he is looking at the TV, time to mix it up a bit and get his focus back. I enjoy it if they are enjoying it... When I look in the eyes of a respectful customer and see their excitement, I feel like I am doing my job and providing my part to the best of my abilities. Other times, I am just going through the motions...

Now this sounds like a dancer I'd love to spend $ on!

UtahMike
02-18-2012, 10:43 PM
I mean obviously I want his money but when a creepy, old, touchy man is buying a string of dances from me I'm just thinking 'doing it for the money..doing it for the money..almost done..money..' then when I'm dancing for the younger attractive polite one I'm thinking more about my dancing and enjoying myself more...but still the money..obviously. 8)

Keep in mind that the creepy old guy was once young and attractive, and that his dance with you is bringing back the memories of those happy days.

foxrc0310
02-25-2012, 08:18 PM
kessler, totally agree.\

it's possible, and has happened A FEW times, but all in all, you are nothing but $$$ to me, and that is usually all that is going though my head.
and the morons that think i enjoy being the "rough s&m"chick, nope, never in my private life. IT IS THE BEST WAY HOWEVER TO ACTUALLY GET TO SMACK A CUSTIE WHO THINKS I'M TOTALLY INTO IT. guys think its sexually stimulating, but in reality, i have jsut been having a shitty night and you are the asshole who is PAYING me to kick the shit out of you.

hahaha.



you're a moron.

Edited by mod: removed derogatory generalization.