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juicebox69
01-05-2012, 11:41 AM
i usauly will arive when it opens and get a drink...then i will set through the first full rotation of girls to see everybody....then on the second time in i start tipping to see how much contact i get.......then the third time around i will tip a few girls heavy that i want a dace with and to see how much i can get away with at stage.....once the girls are sitting with me i will talk about what im looking for witch would be itc or otc or a realy good orgasmic grind.....talk about how much and then see what tipe of discount or value i can get.... once ive made the dicesion the nights almost up and im leaving very happy....so what do you men do ?

4everresolutions
01-05-2012, 11:45 AM
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juicebox69
01-05-2012, 11:53 AM
@4ever......that cracked me all kinds of up....thanks lol !

4everresolutions
01-05-2012, 11:57 AM
Uhh....welcome?

O.o?

Doc Holliday
01-05-2012, 11:58 AM
I would suggest waiting to get drunk/high after you pick the girl. Trust me, it's not fun to txt a dancer you thought was TOTALLY FUCKING AWESUM one night to come back to the club, you get there sober, and realize WTF?!?

4everresolutions
01-05-2012, 12:01 PM
Oh, BTW - just to be on topic;

I stopped looking for ITC action when I had one dancer tell me "You're aright, but Daddy does it better.".

I don't like being one-upped. Oh the shame!!!!

DAMN YOU 'DADDY', DAMN YOU!

/ tall-tales

4everresolutions
01-05-2012, 12:02 PM
I would suggest waiting to get drunk/high after you pick the girl. Trust me, it's not fun to txt a dancer you thought was TOTALLY FUCKING AWESUM one night to come back to the club, you get there sober, and realize WTF?!?

Well, that's not such a big deal. As long as their hot in the moment it's all good.

They all look the same from the bottom view.

AMIRITE!?!?!?!?

Doc Holliday
01-05-2012, 12:16 PM
Maybe it's just that initial sober recollection moment shock. I mean three tits are cool both drunk and sober.

4everresolutions
01-05-2012, 12:24 PM
^That's some Sci-Fi shit right thurr....

I'm in.

juicebox69
01-05-2012, 01:38 PM
Doc and 4ever if you people don't stop I'm going to toss my fuckin lunch I'm laughing so hard....damn I've already pissed myself ! Lol thanks 4 a good lol guys !

lopaw
01-05-2012, 02:20 PM
i usauly will arive when it opens and get a drink...then i will set through the first full rotation of girls to see everybody....then on the second time in i start tipping to see how much contact i get.......then the third time around i will tip a few girls heavy that i want a dace with and to see how much i can get away with at stage.....once the girls are sitting with me i will talk about what im looking for witch would be itc or otc or a realy good orgasmic grind.....talk about how much and then see what tipe of discount or value i can get.... once ive made the dicesion the nights almost up and im leaving very happy....so what do you men do ?


Gee whiz.....I don't know what "the men" do, but the way I pick out a girl for the night is by dickering over price, since discounted dances are always waaaay better than full price, right?? And the first girl I get down to $1 per dance - SHE'S THE BIG WINNER!!!!!

juicebox69
01-06-2012, 12:10 AM
@lapw........lol ! I know what your saaying.....but I need value I work hard for my money and I just can't hand it over for free.......but I used to pay $60 when it was only $30 but know I pay $15 when its $30 and being honest I've see no dif....sorry I just don't !........plus making $30 for 3min is insane.....hell if they made $5 for every 4min they would make way more than most people do.....so ya I would love to have high mileage $1 lappers I would buy a fuckton of them and the girl would still make more than me in a night lol.......but I do see your view love always juice !

juicebox69
01-06-2012, 12:54 AM
@bring on the men my broke ass needs all the help I can get lol !

4everresolutions
01-06-2012, 01:30 AM
Ah, of course.

Have I ever mentioned how much I adore broke men in strip clubs? Becasue I do. I really, truely, do.

juicebox69
01-06-2012, 02:24 AM
@4ever.....I'm falling in love with your ways ! Lol ! Thanks 4 ruffing me all kinds of up !

Let_It_Fly
01-06-2012, 09:23 AM
WTF is going on in this thread...

yoda57us
01-06-2012, 09:29 AM
.....once the girls are sitting with me i will talk about what im looking for witch would be itc or otc or a realy good orgasmic grind.....talk about how much and then see what tipe of discount or value i can get.... once ive made the dicesion the nights almost up and im leaving very happy....so what do you men do ?

Not this! Sorry bro but clearly, you have no shame! I look for curves, big eyes and a smile. I look for my preferred body type and ethnicity. I look for personality. I like a good lap dance but I've never been one to ask what I'm going to get back in the LD room. I pay the going rate. Negotiation, either with a dancer or an escort, is a big mistake. Yes, I want value but, for me, that's a formula based on how much I enjoyed the time spent with the lady, not how much it cost me.

luscious sadie
01-06-2012, 09:38 AM
WTF is going on in this thread...

a troll is unsuccessfully trying to get a rise out of a few of the girls. No one is biting.

FAIL.

rickdugan
01-06-2012, 10:09 AM
.....once the girls are sitting with me i will talk about what im looking for witch would be itc or otc or a realy good orgasmic grind.....talk about how much and then see what tipe of discount or value i can get.... once ive made the dicesion the nights almost up and im leaving very happy....so what do you men do ?

LMAO. When I advised you to confine your dicier stuff to the Junkie Forum, I did not realize at the time just how good that advice was going to be. :D

First of all, cut it out with the semi-literate act already. From time to time you slip and post partial sentences with proper grammar, words that a true illiterate would be unlikely use or at least spell correctly, and even some capitalization, both here and on the other site that you post on. This "yo im da' juice!" bit, complete with intentionally bad writing, is getting old.

And count me as another who doesn't choose which girl I spend time with based upon what she lets me get away with, nor do I shop in the clearance racks. My dicier activities are almost strictly OTC, and when I do take a girl back to my hotel, or in those rare instances where I do things ITC, it is because she is a catch and I'm willing to pay the freight for it (within reason).

It has always been my policy to treat every girl with calm kindness and dignity, which I firmly believe is part of the reason that I've been able to take out some of the girls that I have. After all, how many girls do you really believe want to be alone in a hotel room with guys who were trying to finger them on stage?

Doc Holliday
01-06-2012, 10:13 AM
This "yo im da' juice!" bit, complete with intentionally bad writing, is getting old.Don't be a stick in the mud! I like it!

I want Juice to be a large black man built like a linebacker. In reality, he's probably
a 135lb 19 yr old white kid with acne.

Doc Holliday
01-06-2012, 10:18 AM
CORRECTION: I am 100% positive juice is Mr. Chow from The Hangover.


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rickdugan
01-06-2012, 11:48 AM
Don't be a stick in the mud! I like it!

I want Juice to be a large black man built like a linebacker. In reality, he's probably
a 135lb 19 yr old white kid with acne.

It's painfully juvenile.

The funny thing is that, on the other site, he has actually reviewed a fair number of clubs in areas that are not well represented on this site, so he might actually have something to contribute to some of these discussions. But thus far he has chosen to sit at the kiddie table instead.

lokikola
01-06-2012, 12:58 PM
removed

kikidejavu
01-06-2012, 01:25 PM
Try to haggle a girl down to quarter dances. Let us know how it goes.

bem401
01-06-2012, 07:55 PM
From my first visit to my last one as an active customer, I always knew who I was there to see.

jannisary
01-06-2012, 09:54 PM
The first thing I do is walk through the club to the bar, looking around to see if one of the favs is working (if I'm in the club I usually go to).

The second thing I do is get a drink. Then I sit down, relax, and see what develops. At some point I'll probably move to a table and start stage tipping and at some indefinite point I'll start getting private dances either from a fav or some other girl who sparked my interest.

I go to the clubs to relax and have fun. No need for a "system" or plan. The only plan is to relax and have fun. Sometimes eventually things might get steamy and naughty with a dancer or maybe warm and cuddly or maybe wild and crazy. It just depends on how things develop. I don't really have a set ethnicity, body type, hair color, etc that I look for. I do look for girls that are in shape, take care in their appearance, and who seem to be having a good time.

One thing I never do is haggle in the club or with escorts. I did use to haggle with the Korean amp girls but that was just sort of an expected thing back then.

juicebox69
01-07-2012, 02:16 PM
@yoda57.....I'm a picky man myself (I know it don't sound like it the way I posted it lol)...I look for a girl that can hold a good convo...loves to laugh that's big to me !......either have very white skin with red hair or very tanned skin with black hair....but both must have huge breast and or ass (natural will win over fake with me)....but yes she must be willing to push club limits and break rules ! I just love shit like that !.......thanks for posting man and the info was much needed love your boy juice !

@rickdugan......thanks for the heads up about the blue side....lol...u know me ! Lol....also I loved it when I was on the other site on my day #1 and you tore my ass up and I love it on this site : ) it shows I like me !.....but 4 real man thanks for the complaments about my smarts : ) that was kind of you man !......speaking of dicey shit in the clubs man that's what the juice is all about ! Wither I get jerked off at the table or hands on at the pole getting breast feed I love a true getto ho that pushes limits ! Itc is my thang but otc will do if need be......yes I'm a cheap ass but once I find my value I buy a fuckton of it so it balances itself out....trust me my girls pay their bills with my stacks lol !.....also thanks for posting man I always love to see what you say and what I can learn from...your boy juice !

@Doc.....I love you 2 man ! Trolls need love 2 : ))......but I'm a 6'0" 275lbs powerlifter that looks a lot like a white rick ross ......and like always man thanks for posting and giving the juice some love : )

@lokikola.....creep ? Yes !....cheap ? Yes !...bastared ? Yes !....you would ignore me ? Yes !...but if you was my tipe and you may be ?? If u knew me in the club you would like me...I'm a real sweety that is loving and kind to all my girls and altho I'm dicy and cheap ! I buy in bulk and am a lovebal teddybear !....thanks for posting love juice !

@jannisary......that's what I do is relax for 8 hours ! Lol !.....I've got a system cuz this is my sport my passion my hobby ! So like iny pro I study the game !....thanks 4 posting man...your boy juice : )

luscious sadie
01-07-2012, 02:31 PM
it's funny how in the first response you actually sound smart and then after that you start pretending not to be. It's also funny how none of us even see through THAT.

juicebox69
01-07-2012, 05:55 PM
@sadie.......thanx : )))........keep posting its nice to view your thoughts ! This message is from juice maker 3000!

lestat1
01-27-2012, 09:32 AM
I send the captain of my guard out into the village to retrieve a shapely maiden of good stock and bring her back to my castle.