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HaydenBlue
01-23-2012, 08:12 AM
They don't know what they're getting into when they say that. LOL.
shywebcamgirl
01-23-2012, 11:49 AM
"Here's my name and phone number, can you give me your number bb"?"
"yeah, sure, I just need your credit card number, expiration dare, and PIN, so that I can be sure you are who you say you are."
Ha ha! Freaking fantastic!
Sexy Shana
01-23-2012, 12:29 PM
These are great! So far I have to agree the best victory is being taken pvt before you can even respond. Especially if it's a long pvt! Sometimes, if i know I'm about to go pvt when there are a bunch of freeloaders in my chat, I'll smile really big and flip the room off. Getting the timing just right on that feels amazing, hahaha.
I thought about flipping my room off but haven't done so yet. Come to think of it, some guys might enjoy it!
Timor
01-23-2012, 12:42 PM
'why do you have small tits'
'search me, why do you look like you got skullfucked by a frying pan?'
shywebcamgirl
01-23-2012, 02:49 PM
asshat: We were talking
asshat: Bitch
me: You were? Oh I am so, so sorry. I will make sure that never happens to you again. You poor thing.
*ban*
blkschoolgirl
01-24-2012, 02:30 AM
This just happened to me:
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He was so pressed, omg.
lydiastardust
01-24-2012, 02:49 AM
feet bb?
No, I don't have any feet, and I wish people would stop asking me! I'm starting to feel like an outcast!
lydiastardust
01-24-2012, 02:53 AM
This just happened to me:
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He was so pressed, omg.
Even though I just responded to this thread after reading the whole thing, including this, I totally got paranoid glancing at my screen and seeing that chatbox. OH FUCK MY CAM IS ON!! AHH!
LaceyCummings
01-24-2012, 06:06 PM
I told off a lounge lizard today!
He's been popping into my room on average 20 times a week. He never says more than hi or stays for more than 2 minutes, usually just long enough for me to acknowledge him (or not) YET he keeps coming back.
This has been going on for like 6 months. Once in a while, he likes to play 30-second hero and come into my premium chat, but he pops out again before he gets charged, and he has never bought a show from me. Now, I have seen guys like this turn into great customers, so I don't really want to block him, but today when he showed up in my free chat for the 3rd time in 2 hours, I said "Oh, look who it is again, hi SaladISgood, you poppin' in for another 10 seconds? When are you gonna quit being such a pussy and get a show with me?" And then I busted out the eye roll, proceeded to mouth a countdown from 5 and put down one finger at a time til it was just the bird.
Maybe it wasn't my wittiest moment, but it felt good to call someone out on their shit. That was always the thing I hated about any customer-oriented job, was that you had to put up with being treated like garbage because the customer is always right. Blows my mind that I used get paid to listen to people complain. Those days are over, muahahahahaha! I'm still callin' that one a win.
LaceyCummings
01-24-2012, 06:10 PM
I thought about flipping my room off but haven't done so yet. Come to think of it, some guys might enjoy it!
Oh snap, you might be right... Well, I'm a vulgar bitch. The middle finger brings me joy and merriment. I can't let their fun ruin mine. :)
wetitalian
01-25-2012, 01:55 PM
Love it but I KNOW we have more... ;)
wetitalian
01-25-2012, 01:56 PM
Really loving this one here... be back w/a few experiences of my own.
MzStar
01-25-2012, 02:38 PM
"let me see your face/pussy/stand-up"
okay...kick
they come back I say "what happened? lmao!!! my fav!!!!!
MissEgo
01-25-2012, 10:09 PM
"You're such a slut"
Oh no, dear. Sluts are easy and give it up for free. I'm not giving you ANYTHING until you PAY me. And that, sweetheart, makes me a WHORE.
Everyone in my room cracked up laughing. The guy tried to say "Oh, well, then you're a whore" and I was like um, yes, I just said that... anyways...
Kalypso
01-25-2012, 10:42 PM
Idiots: You're a token whore/ All you care about is the money
Me: Thank you captain obvious
Nothing gets past you!
::)You must be new
I especially like this variation lol. It's like some bullshit PUA psychology trick.
Idiot: I didn't think you were the type of girl who only cared about the money. I thought you were different.
Me: I thought you weren't a desperate cheap ass loser. I see we were both mistaken.
MsSadie
01-26-2012, 03:06 AM
All of you are way quicker than I am. I'm pretty sure I'm the queen of thinking of what I should have said after the fact.
Of course there was the time that a guy was being a complete ass and I should have blocked him but I just went off on him.
Just as I was telling him how small his dick must be for him to be so pathetic he took me to exclusive for an hour.
I just sat there completely clothed and talked shit to him the entire time or ignored him. It was amazing haha.
IsobelWren
01-26-2012, 08:54 PM
Lmao I totally do this! I have a picture of a cat, donkey, and a baby bottle nipple at the ready. And if they ask me to show something I'll pick up some random thing and start talking about it. I'm stealing these too.
Anywho I think my favorite was when Diamond something on MFC was camming with her sister and guys kept asking them to eat each other out *shudders* She was like "Sure bb as soon as you get on cam fucking your brother in the ass"
That is GENIUS! I'm going to print up cartoon pictures of the birds that are called Tits to add to that. It won't win me any pvts, but it will be hilarious.
Vlodina
01-27-2012, 04:37 AM
I am loving the "think of your mother when you cum" one, I have been using it often.
"Look in the mirror if you want to see an arsehole" sounded a bit harsh when I said it, but I enjoyed it nevertheless!
Keep them coming! x
HaydenBlue
01-27-2012, 08:09 AM
"Prove to me you are real and not a recording."
I always flip them off. lol.
Seductive
01-27-2012, 10:24 AM
I am loving the "think of your mother when you cum" one, I have been using it often.
"Look in the mirror if you want to see an arsehole" sounded a bit harsh when I said it, but I enjoyed it nevertheless!
Keep them coming! x
Yesterday I had a guy called "notworthy" come into my free chat with video and keep complimenting me and calling me his mistress.
I ignored him.
Then he says: "Oh God, I just came so hard hard to the sight of your body."
I keep ignoring.
So he says "You're so beautiful that I'm going to rub one out again."
Starting to get PO'ed but keep ignoring the attention whore.
Then this gem comes out of his mouth "I'm getting close baby. Can you be a doll and moan my name so I can cum to the sound of your voice?"
Me: "Of course honey. I'll get right on that. But before I do that, can you do me a favor? Can you not think of your grandmother naked? Don't think of her saggy tits, or wrinkly dried up skin, or the fact that she probably doesn't wash thoroughly enough so her wrinkles have dirt in them and probably smell like old cheese."
Him: You made me lose my erection. :(
Me: "That's okay darling. But just remember, don't think of your grandmother naked. And whatever you do, don't think of your grandfather naked either. Don't think of his saggy, wrinkled nutsack dangling there. Ew. Can you imagine what it must look like when ever he humps your grandmother from behind? Those saggy nuts just hitting her ass while he pounds her from behind while the whole room stinks of sweat, old people, and sex? Oh, and the smell of that perfume that you can smell every time you hug your gramma."
I swear that you could hear the sound of 78 dicks deflating. But fuck'em, I'd been talking to their cheap asses for an hour and a half and hadn't gotten a single tip or private. Its the small things in life that make me happy.;D
Kalypso
01-27-2012, 02:04 PM
All of you are way quicker than I am. I'm pretty sure I'm the queen of thinking of what I should have said after the fact.
Of course there was the time that a guy was being a complete ass and I should have blocked him but I just went off on him.
Just as I was telling him how small his dick must be for him to be so pathetic he took me to exclusive for an hour.
I just sat there completely clothed and talked shit to him the entire time or ignored him. It was amazing haha.
I have moments like this too. A lot actually. Like today some dipshit said "You're not all that hot" I'm thinking... I disagree but why are you in my room if this is important to you? "You really shouldn't charge that much" I just banned his dumb ass. I wish I said "I'm too repulsed by you to spend time with you for any less" or something to that effect. Oh well, I'm sure he won't be the last lol. It's not really a big deal anyway because the other guys were like "Wtf? She's hot" Oh and I got a private hehe.
MissEgo
01-27-2012, 04:49 PM
"Prove to me you are real and not a recording."
I always flip them off. lol.
YES, I always do this too!!
brownsugardoll
01-27-2012, 08:11 PM
Another time, a guy asks her to "flash him" she gets a flashlight and turns it on and off quickly for the cam.. or a camera and uses the flash and takes a pic.. LOL.. There's your flash!
LOL
ROFL I'm sooooo doing this next time a stupid guy ask to flash him for free.
Random guy "gibe me sexxxx now bitch!!" Me- "ok hun im at 123 Fake street, on Dumbass Lane, cum give me sex" Him "ok I giebbe u sex" wtf? Lmao I hope he didn't really try to find 123 fake street! I thought he would get the joke lol. I usually would ignore crap like this, but it was a slow night and I was bored!
"Here's my name and phone number, can you give me your number bb"?"
"yeah, sure, I just need your credit card number, expiration dare, and PIN, so that I can be sure you are who you say you are."
guy" Bb I want to marry you!"
Me- "Do you have life insurance?"
guy- "Wait...what...the fuck?"
Everyone else starts laughing in the room. LOL
:rotfl:
goreantx
01-28-2012, 11:34 AM
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Cammi
02-05-2012, 08:53 PM
just before i decided i didn't talk cock size in free chat:
Him: So what size cock are you used to bb?
Me: About 8-9 inches
Him: Aw, so I won't be good enough for you
Him: Only 6 inches :(
Me: Well, i'm in your internet, I won't actually be fucking you so that's not really gonna be a problem
One of the other guys in my chat laughed his ass off and took me to private :D
maryjaynexo
03-21-2012, 05:39 PM
I love this thread, and just got a gem:
Asshole: Do u squirt
Me: No, I'm sorry but I don't squirt
Asshole Do u fuck ur ass
Me: No, I'm sorry but I don't do anal.
Asshole wow what do u do
Me: Well,I ban people! Like you, for instance. *big smile* *banhammer*
BabyLove1981
03-21-2012, 06:42 PM
On LiveJasmin we get called hillbillies on occasion from guests. *We are from Georgia* I used to ignore it, but now it goes like this:
Asshole: Why won't you show? Your a stupid fat hillbilly pig
Me: Well so is your mother but it didn't stop her from giving birth to your ugly face =P
jgolden83
03-21-2012, 10:04 PM
I swear that you could hear the sound of 78 dicks deflating.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
shywebcamgirl
03-22-2012, 09:02 AM
Asshole wow what do u do
Me: Well,I ban people! Like you, for instance. *big smile* *banhammer*
If I didn't already adore you, I would of just become smitten from this comeback.
anonymous camgirl
03-22-2012, 11:09 AM
This isn't sam's club.. I am not passing out FREE samples
or this isn't burger king you can't have it your way..lol
ElianaIsis
03-22-2012, 01:44 PM
"Prove to me you are real and not a recording."
I always flip them off. lol.
My answer is usually: I'm having a live conversion and responding to your dumbass questions aren't I? While also flipping him off.
Jackass: Will you show feet bb?
Me: Tip for it.
Jackass: Pleeze (his spelling not mine)
Me: Did I miss something? When did please become currency?
jgolden83
03-22-2012, 02:28 PM
Yesterday I had a guy called "notworthy" come into my free chat with video and keep complimenting me and calling me his mistress.
I ignored him.
Then he says: "Oh God, I just came so hard hard to the sight of your body."
I keep ignoring.
So he says "You're so beautiful that I'm going to rub one out again."
Starting to get PO'ed but keep ignoring the attention whore.
Then this gem comes out of his mouth "I'm getting close baby. Can you be a doll and moan my name so I can cum to the sound of your voice?"
Me: "Of course honey. I'll get right on that. But before I do that, can you do me a favor? Can you not think of your grandmother naked? Don't think of her saggy tits, or wrinkly dried up skin, or the fact that she probably doesn't wash thoroughly enough so her wrinkles have dirt in them and probably smell like old cheese."
Him: You made me lose my erection. :(
Me: "That's okay darling. But just remember, don't think of your grandmother naked. And whatever you do, don't think of your grandfather naked either. Don't think of his saggy, wrinkled nutsack dangling there. Ew. Can you imagine what it must look like when ever he humps your grandmother from behind? Those saggy nuts just hitting her ass while he pounds her from behind while the whole room stinks of sweat, old people, and sex? Oh, and the smell of that perfume that you can smell every time you hug your gramma."
I swear that you could hear the sound of 78 dicks deflating. But fuck'em, I'd been talking to their cheap asses for an hour and a half and hadn't gotten a single tip or private. Its the small things in life that make me happy.;D
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mqpRuzABx2s/TZhw29kA10I/AAAAAAAAHB0/KuEqhYlFYw8/s1600/Deflating-Balloon.jpg
jgolden83
03-24-2012, 11:57 AM
Moronic Fucktard: Show boobs bb
Me: Here you go...
(Blue Footed Booby)
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shywebcamgirl
03-25-2012, 09:33 AM
Moronic Fucktard: Show boobs bb
Me: Here you go...
(Blue Footed Booby)
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What a rip-off! You only showed me ONE for free! ;)
Decalyn
03-25-2012, 12:04 PM
Loser: "Mmm bb let me see that pussy" Me: "mmm ok babe 1 sec..." I show him my cat sleeping on the couch. "smart ass" Leaves. Haha saved me the trouble of banning your lame ass!
Still reading through the thread, and sorry if this was already said, but girls PLEASE don't do this. Even showing animals on cam is a no-nonsense bannable offense on like, EVERY cam site. ^^;
neliana
03-25-2012, 01:17 PM
actually on SM it's okay to show an animal as long as you're not doing anything gross with it. At least that's what support has told me. MFC doesn't care either (but what rules does MFC really care about lol)
PrincessLuna
03-25-2012, 01:51 PM
*guy relentlessly begging to meet up because we live in the same province*
Guy: "BB you eat drink?"
Me: "No, tears from the banned losers who don't have a shot in hell is sustenance enough"
And the room went WILD with laughter.
TracyBlade
03-25-2012, 03:11 PM
actually on SM it's okay to show an animal as long as you're not doing anything gross with it. At least that's what support has told me. MFC doesn't care either (but what rules does MFC really care about lol)
Yeah mine and my roommates cat often like to make cam appearances lol I let them hang out on the bed with me sometimes but once someone clicks into private or exclusive I just move 'em.
EvilChick1989
03-25-2012, 04:44 PM
Idiot- "How big are your boobs?"
Me- "Bigger than your brain!"
LMAO guy took me private after. LOLOLOL
Cam_Model_Jess
03-25-2012, 05:20 PM
'Will you fuck your ass in pvt bb?'
'Sure, if you fuck yours and show me on cam first!' Never been called on that one yet!
I actually used this one the other day and it was awesome. I used to be kind of rude to the guys who asked for anal because it says in about FIVE places in my profile that I don't do it. Then half the guys who ask for it don't have their sound on, so they ask at least twice (or they keep asking b/c they're stupid).
The other day some guy asked for it and I just said, in my sweetest voice, "You first, Johnnyboy." He left a few seconds later and did NOT give me a bad rating (I get a lot of bad ratings for no anal.) So thanks for the tip :)
*guy relentlessly begging to meet up because we live in the same province*
Guy: "BB you eat drink?"
Me: "No, tears from the banned losers who don't have a shot in hell is sustenance enough"
And the room went WILD with laughter.
Marry me? LMAO
DominicanDream
03-25-2012, 09:16 PM
Beggar: Tits bb
Me: Wallet bb
PrincessLuna
03-25-2012, 09:18 PM
Marry me? LMAO
Only if you eat drink me bb hahahaha
Only if you eat drink me bb hahahaha
Yes bb I will eat drink you. I will even open chest bb. ROFL
shywebcamgirl
03-30-2012, 03:56 PM
:bump:
I miss this thread ;D
bookslut
04-07-2012, 12:29 AM
i had a jackass come in to mfc tonight, and he insisted on calling me a man--- he said something along the lines of show us your cock because i know its bigger than mine--- now up until this point i had been ignoring him and leaving him to the wolves that were my sweet but basic members audience
i simply replied well if my dick is bigger than yours i feel REAALLLLLY bad for your gf. and then banned him. but he was trying to get banned.
Glasses
04-07-2012, 06:07 PM
-My dick is not hard yet! Try harder!!!!
-Try viagra!
JoJoX
04-08-2012, 03:15 AM
haahaha wow! had a great laugh reading this thread, i love you all!
TheBrownFox
04-08-2012, 04:19 AM
this isn't burger king you can't have it your way..lol
:D
I got that line from an episode of Oz. :P
PrincessLuna
04-18-2012, 10:51 AM
Had a guy doing the general "open tits bb, bend over bb" I told him I don't show anything, ever, in free chat and to hit the private button and he'd see it all.
Him: "Your parents must be so proud."
Me: "You're damn right. My momma's very proud that I don't give the milk away for free. But your parents must be downright ASHAMED of producing such a poor, begging, freeloader."
I would have loved to have seen his response. But an exclusive is just as sweet a victory lol.