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anonymous camgirl
04-18-2012, 01:52 PM
ACTUALLY?? My mother is proud of me.. although she doesn't agree or like what I do for a living??? I have been very independent and financially responsible.. raised two kids by myself for 12 yrs with NO man.. helped other so called frenemies.. bought a house and live an american crappy life..lol.. she is proud! That I turned out decent. I am not an addict or been in prison or jail like so many people are today.. So yea !! i have a new answer for that term these days... as a matter of fact my mom just told me last year how proud she was of me..LOL
Had a guy doing the general "open tits bb, bend over bb" I told him I don't show anything, ever, in free chat and to hit the private button and he'd see it all.
Him: "Your parents must be so proud."
Me: "You're damn right. My momma's very proud that I don't give the milk away for free. But your parents must be downright ASHAMED of producing such a poor, begging, freeloader."
I would have loved to have seen his response. But an exclusive is just as sweet a victory lol.
HaydenBlue
04-18-2012, 05:47 PM
gregg980: bb show ass!
HaydenBlue: LOL go drink some bleach.
maryjaynexo
04-18-2012, 07:09 PM
^^ That is great! Short, but sweet. I spit iced tea on my keyboard, LMAO
To keep this on topic, the other night, this happened. I don't have it saved, but it went something like:
Asshole (over the span of about 5 minutes): Please, tell me where you're from! WHAT PART OF CANADA ARE YOU FROM? WHERE DO YOU LIVE IN CANADA?
Me: *smile*, and I continue chatting as usual, thinking that if I ignore him eventually he would quit. How wrong I was...
Asshole: PLEASE TELL ME BB, Y U DON'T TRUST ME, WHAT PART OF CANADA ARE YOU FROM, PROVINCE BB, PROVINCE BB PLEASE
Me: (upon seeing that his all caps bullshit has cleared out my room) "Oh sweetie, you want to know that bad?"
I leaned in really close to the camera, whispered, "Ban town," and made this face:
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maryjaynexo
04-18-2012, 08:07 PM
I wanted to add these to this thread, just made them :D I'm planning on having some fun trolling freeloaders next time I get on cam. I love this thread.
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PrincessLuna
04-18-2012, 08:21 PM
Haha, awesome!
Vlodina
04-22-2012, 12:55 AM
Idiot: you are sexy, blah blah
Me: blah
Idiot: I'd love to see you rub your clit
Idiot: here!
Me: ignores and talks to others
Idiot: breaking rules turns me on
Me: wanna know what turns me on?
Idiot: what?
Me: banning you *BAN*
Tsani
04-22-2012, 01:28 PM
Last night in free chat:
Begger: show tits bb
Me: I don't do flashes for free
Begger: show pussy bb
Me: *ignores*
Begger: show me your ass hole
Me: *leans up to the camera with my finger on the ban button* well honey I'm lookin' at one right now! *BAN*
Seductive
04-25-2012, 11:29 PM
So there's this idea that I've been turning over in my head for a while but I haven't done it yet. Has anyone else ever considered making a screamer video to teach thieves a lesson? If you don't know what a screamer is, its a video where something is happening, like a peaceful car commercial or video where you have to find the puzzle, but out of no where something horrifying and scary jumps up on your screen and screams. Sometimes I think about downloading a bunch of stolen cam girl or porn clips that are all over the internet, going in and making the audio real low (so the guy has to turn his volume all the way up in order to hear) and splicing in at the end a screamer clip at maximum volume. Then, I would upload them to all those sites that know they are putting up stolen videos but don't care. Maybe for an extra lesson, a black screen would come up after the screamer that says "If it isn't live girl, or a rightfully bought video, you're going to get burned."
The only thing that is stopping me is I don't want people to get hurt. I don't want a guy coming into my or another girl's room yelling at them for scaring him and badmouthing me/her to everyone on the internet even though he was originally the one in the wrong for using stolen content. What do you guys think: Awesome idea for revenge, or business hurting venture?
housewench
04-26-2012, 03:44 PM
Do it do it do it do it
justanothercamgirl
04-26-2012, 04:28 PM
So there's this idea that I've been turning over in my head for a while but I haven't done it yet. Has anyone else ever considered making a screamer video to teach thieves a lesson? If you don't know what a screamer is, its a video where something is happening, like a peaceful car commercial or video where you have to find the puzzle, but out of no where something horrifying and scary jumps up on your screen and screams. Sometimes I think about downloading a bunch of stolen cam girl or porn clips that are all over the internet, going in and making the audio real low (so the guy has to turn his volume all the way up in order to hear) and splicing in at the end a screamer clip at maximum volume. Then, I would upload them to all those sites that know they are putting up stolen videos but don't care. Maybe for an extra lesson, a black screen would come up after the screamer that says "If it isn't live girl, or a rightfully bought video, you're going to get burned."
The only thing that is stopping me is I don't want people to get hurt. I don't want a guy coming into my or another girl's room yelling at them for scaring him and badmouthing me/her to everyone on the internet even though he was originally the one in the wrong for using stolen content. What do you guys think: Awesome idea for revenge, or business hurting venture?
The only problem with that is that there is a rare chance that it could be someone from 4chan/b or someone like that who pirates the video and their favourite past-time is fucking with people's lives.
(I am always fearful to even MENTION /b in a public forum. It always feels as if I am in the movie 'Beatlejuice' and if I say their name just ONE more time I will accidentally make them appear.)
Superwoman1989
04-26-2012, 04:50 PM
I've had that happen too.....makes me wonder if the guys that take you into a show are wanting to one up the cheap guy and show him who has money :)
I love when a guy says "wow thats expensive" "your prices are way too high" etc, and then I get taken private before I can even reply to him. Guess my prices aren't too high for other guys! Ha!
MissSeraphim
04-26-2012, 08:03 PM
"Does your mom know you are on this site?"
"Ummm no, does YOUR mom know you are on this site?"
lol I use this one all the time, it usually leads to "huh...good point"
Evhottie
04-27-2012, 01:42 PM
Dickless Faggot: Ur man is so lucky
Me: No, you would be the lucky one. My man is good looking with a big dick and treats me like his queen.
Dickless Faggot:*sends dick pic with "what do u think bb?"*
Me: Aww! I love tiny dicks. If you really want to impress me, take me private.
Dickless Faggot:*never responds back*
Dickless Faggot:Sorry I keep popping in and out of ur room bb
Me: It must be hard living in your mom's basement!
I fucking love ripping into these douchebags! They are the lamest fucks on Earth!
Flickdreams
05-21-2012, 11:17 AM
Bump, can't wait to pick up a snappy comeback or two.
Vanessa_Paws
05-21-2012, 12:17 PM
OMG 5 minutes ago this asswad comes into my chat and keeps posting in my room "FLASH TITS FLASH TITS....".
i say im gonna ban him.
him: pity, i was just gonna tip you 200 tokens
me: *checks to see his stats for my own amusement before using banhammer and sees hes only a basic member* youre only a basic member you have no tokens to tip.
him: oh so you read minds now? whats my favorite icecream flavor? huh miss cleo?
me: probably vanilla cause you're lame as hell. *BANS*
i swear these guys are getting dumber by the second....
Milaa
05-21-2012, 12:32 PM
My second day on Streamate and yes I got the "show tits bb - show ass bb - spread that ass bb" shit.
But I was prepared!
Been playing around in an media editor and edited my money making song.
So everytime someone gave me the "ass bb" routine I'd play my Shirley Bassey - Big Spender song extremely loud.
"So let me get right to the point, I don't pop my cork for every man I see..
Hey big spender! Spend.... a little time with me.
Wouldn't you like to have fun... fun... fun.. I could show you a....good time!
Let me show you a... good time.."
Immediatly dancing to that after the "ass bb" not only dropped the hint, it also gaves the other guys in my room an instant heart attack by the volume being pumped up,
everyone wanted to be my big spender and the cheapo's got left in an empty chat. :rotfl:
XAnastasiaX
05-21-2012, 03:39 PM
OMG this thread is so full of win!!
Loser: ANAL
Me: MANNERS
Loser: Hey baby you do ATM?
Me: ( during Cam2Cam) no sweetie, I had braces!
Loser: Starts looking around waiting for me to explain, then with a confused look starts contemplating reasons why that might be
Loser: You ugly bitch you look like a drag queen!
Me: Aww thanks they are some of the most beautiful women in the world. Just ask your Dad!
I have more but I have been up too long today to think of them right now.
XAnastasiaX
05-21-2012, 03:47 PM
I love my loyal regulars
Loser: Hi BB
Me: Can you please not call me BB, you can call me anything else just NOT that!
Loser: That's rude that you don't want to be called that you stupid bitch
Loyal Regular: No what is rude is reducing such a complex, gorgeous, beautiful goddess of a creature to such a simplistic and lazily used term such as BB!!
Loser: Whore
Me: BAN oh and I'm not a Slut asshole I'm a Penis Enthusiast
Loyal Regular: Takes me Exclusive for an hour
Me: Well hello there!!
Flickdreams
05-22-2012, 03:17 AM
Does BB mean Baby?
housewench
05-22-2012, 01:41 PM
^that's what they think, it really means 'boob-having bitch'
LaceyCummings
05-30-2012, 11:09 AM
cheapass: I want to see your assets babe
me: i want to see your assets too ;)
cheapass: lol your first
ban
Flickdreams
05-31-2012, 06:12 AM
^;D;D;D;D
sexysusie
06-14-2012, 06:54 AM
So I'm in IM and this guy comes into free and starts asking if i want a builder's quote. He goes on and on then asks if i'll meet, so i'm like come into pvtand you can give me a quote for building work. He leaves instantly as they all do. Then 10 mins later he comes into pvt. Spends the entire time trying to get me to meet him., so i string him along as usual and finally he gives up without me even having to tell him i don't meet. Result :D
THEN, my phone rings. It's only him ringing my directchat!!! Had to tell him I don't meet ever. But he just tried to make it sound like he was calling as a professional, to talk about building work. Was very awkward lmao. Haha called my bluff or what }:D
kinkydirtybitch
06-14-2012, 11:28 AM
If I'm feeling cunty when someone asks me to stand I look puzzled/confused and ask why on earth they want me to stand when most of my show I'm jamming my ass to the camera or flat on my back spreading my hairy growler with a bit of plastic hanging out of the beaten up old thing!
I swear I do half of the shit I do just because it never ceases to amuse the ball of mush that vaguely resembles a once optimally functioning cerebral cortex
kinkydirtybitch
06-14-2012, 11:47 AM
just before i decided i didn't talk cock size in free chat:
Him: So what size cock are you used to bb?
Me: About 8-9 inches
Him: Aw, so I won't be good enough for you
Him: Only 6 inches :(
Me: Well, i'm in your internet, I won't actually be fucking you so that's not really gonna be a problem
One of the other guys in my chat laughed his ass off and took me to private :D
I actually said this today! Amused the fuck outta me!
justanothercamgirl
07-13-2012, 05:30 PM
== In GOLD show ==
me: hey do you want to see me do the trick I am famous for?
hightipper: Yeah, baby. That would be great.
entitledjerk: Use a big toy.
me: Um, yeah. You aren't the biggest tipper so you don't get to direct the show
-- ENTITLED JERK TIPS 20 GOLD --
entitledjerk: I am the highest tipper, so you have to do what I say now.
me: Um yeah. You are the highest tipper now, but it seems that you didn't take the time to read my profile. It says right on it that I don't use large toys.
entitledjerk: .........
originalhightipper: Mawahahahahahahahahahaha!
MissSeraphim
07-14-2012, 09:14 AM
ahh love this thread!
I hate when freechat erupts in guys throwing out their penis sizes..I always pull out my big realistic dildo and go ya well mines bigger xD
and usually they're like umm..yeah yours is. then sometimes I get a private from it, bonus!
Cammi
07-14-2012, 07:13 PM
Today I had a guy in free chat who told me he worked for a porn company scouting for amateurs for new movies. Smelling bullshit, I asked for his company's name and then proceeded to google it in front of everyone in chat, reading out the results (none of which were him) and then pointing out the many reasons that real porn companies don't find models by scouting camgirl websites. I entertain myself.
Peachesxo
07-14-2012, 07:57 PM
^^^^^ AH! This loser was in my room last night when I was doing a goldshow countdown, except he said he owned it LOL! I called bullshit right away and was like "Ohh yeah. I'm sure you do, buddy." A few of the other guys in my room started laughing at him and he raged and started going off saying I couldn't sell a show with my "below average body" muahahahaha. Okay Bro, that's why you want me in your "pornos" right. Sucker ran before I could catch him with my ban hammer, Drat! lmao
Cammi
07-14-2012, 07:59 PM
Haha, my favourite part was the bit where I asked him why he hadn't just cut and run to find a more gullible target the second it was obvious I hadn't fallen for his bullshit
No, hold on! Best part was when I got taken pvt before he could make his last reply :D
kinkydirtybitch
07-15-2012, 06:17 AM
ahh love this thread!
I hate when freechat erupts in guys throwing out their penis sizes..I always pull out my big realistic dildo and go ya well mines bigger xD
and usually they're like umm..yeah yours is. then sometimes I get a private from it, bonus!
I LOVE this game! So when they start playing with their imaginary penis wishlist sizes I"m like oh I love dinky little willies - they're so, cuuuuute! (all the while lovingly stroking my 10" x 7" bad boy which is so big I can't even get into MY big mouth!)
maryjaynexo
07-15-2012, 05:50 PM
During a Gold Show countdown:
Butthole: 4 euros is too much for you!
Nice guy: Tips in $25 to put me over my goal, just as the countdown ends and we enter the show.
Now that's a comeback. No words needed.
drearea
07-16-2012, 10:58 AM
Both on MFC:
PM
Randomdude1232178: Hi, I'm with MFC tech support, I would like to verify you are a live model/
**bans**
Me:Well, since you're from MFC, I'm sure you can find another way to contact me, as I just 60 day banned your IP address.
Random+Numbers: YOU NEW MODELS DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH. ENJOY YOUR SUSPENDED ACCOUNT YOU STUPID BITCH HAHAHAHA MFC ADMINS DON'T STAND FOR YOU STUCK UP BITCHES WHO TREAT ME LIKE THIS
Me: Oh, I didn't know. So sorry.
**Ignores**
In chat room
person432: Hey girl, show me your tits and I'll buy a Skype show.
me: you have no tokens, so let's get that fixed fist, doll
person432: Show me what you're working with first
me: you show me what you're working with, dude
person432: I have infinite supply
me: infinity looks like TWO zeros. Not one
Room laughs, I ban.
justanothercamgirl
07-17-2012, 03:14 PM
asshat: have you ever had sex in a toilet cubical
me: Have you even given TOKENS to an xpeep camgirl?
asshat: no cause am a tight arse motherfucker lool
--
He left right after that. Well, at least he was honest. That is something, right? (*shrugs*)
qwerty24
07-17-2012, 03:25 PM
I cam with my bf sometimes. So its his comeback.
When yet another freeloader types something in all caps, my bf gets really close to the cam and SCREAMS out whatever the freeloader typed in all caps. Then goes "Hope you were wearing headphones for this one!"
I was so proud of him!
Decalyn
07-18-2012, 08:03 AM
I cam with my bf sometimes. So its his comeback.
When yet another freeloader types something in all caps, my bf gets really close to the cam and SCREAMS out whatever the freeloader typed in all caps. Then goes "Hope you were wearing headphones for this one!"
I was so proud of him!
That is GENIUS! I must do this! I MUST!
Cammi
07-19-2012, 05:02 PM
Him: You can type to me in Danish
Me: Lo siento, no hablo ingles
Him: No se puede tirar algunas de las prendas?
Me: Je suis desolée, je ne parle pas espangol
Him: Jetez quelques vêtements
Me: Jeg beklager, jeg taler kun dansk (I'm sorry, I only speak Danish)
CourtneyRaine
07-25-2012, 09:39 PM
So I wasn't sure if this should go in cam fails/embarassing moments, but... Somehow I made it work for me? I was teasing in free chat trying to reach my goal for the show when I suddently and unexpectedly queefed. It was loud. Really loud. And I didn't have any music on in the background like I normally do. I... just started laughing my ass off and saying what a jerk I was for just queefing in their faces, because there was no way I could have played it off. To my surprise, the guys loved it. I mean, really loved it! Not only were they cracking up right along with me but a couple of the guys apparently had a queefing fetish. So they kept tipping me, over and over and over again, encouraging me to keep it up and see how loud I could get my queefs. It was hysterical and random, and I still can't believe I got hundreds of tokens just for being avle to make noises with my vajayjay. I love my job :)
Snowy0Star
11-22-2012, 12:09 AM
this thread cant die ...bump...
Sunnylexie
11-22-2012, 12:50 AM
"Show me your bra/panties" - pick a random one out of my drawer and show it.
"Ass" - "NTMU, my name is..."
"Is your pussy very hairy?" - "Yes" - "Show plz" - *pick up my fluffy cat and show to the cam*
This one is pretty gross - bet it killed the cheapo's boner:
"Show me pussy hair? Just hair, not pussy" - *get a bunch of cat hair from behind my sofa and show him*
emberxxx
11-22-2012, 09:52 PM
"bb, just pee a little for me and I'll take you pvt."
"Not to be ironic but...piss off.
tlulu
11-23-2012, 01:42 AM
**In Free Chat on MFC**
Basic Member: You're a fucking whore.
Me: Oops, forgot to block the pubescent trolling boys! Teehee
*Blocks basic members*
Sunnylexie
11-25-2012, 06:08 AM
Freeloader: Hi, its my birthday. Can I get a bday discount? :)
Me: Sure, bb) All we're gonna need is a scan of your ID and a clear picture of you holding it.
JackAlexander
11-25-2012, 07:35 AM
GUY: Can you stand up
ME: Why honey?
GUY: I am very interested in seeing your assets.
ME: oooo, I have very nice assets. I will give you the number to my accountant, she Looooves showing them off
GUY: Good one!
Sunnylexie
11-27-2012, 11:20 PM
Him: Give me a reason why I should pay you.
Me: Um, cause I won't give you anything for free?
JackAlexander
12-06-2012, 09:03 AM
GUY: Put a broom in your pussy
ME:I do not have a broom
GUY: Then how do you mop or sweep your floors?
ME: Don't be silly! That is what the maid is for!
BlondebombGA
12-06-2012, 11:24 AM
For me this falls under triumph, because I am gonna have a field day with this one. Another girl here who is on my site Pm'ed me a question but then said, "Oh, by the way, a slave with your name popped in for like a sec last night. Congrats for getting someone to name themselves after you." This slave is on strict chastity orders and no porn orders outside of me. I am gonna freak his sh*t out tonight when I confront him. I'm eating this moment up, because I actually get to prove my omnipotence, and that I really DO know everything about him. I'm gonna mindf*ck him silly. Sooo satisfying.
Timor
12-10-2012, 10:20 AM
Jesus pants I had some impressive ones recently.
1. custy: so what's under the shirt?
me: a torso
2. custy: sup girl ever done a brutha?
me: a brutha? well some of the people I've had sex with have had brothers, guess that's close enough.
3. custy: so if you have any panties missing you know who to blame heh heh
me: well as you'll never be close enough to me to be in my underwear drawer I doubt that'd be a problem.
Snowy0Star
12-21-2012, 01:29 AM
these fun threads need to stay up lots of ppl in gen chat have noticed that the boards have been a drag fest lately
twistedprincess
12-21-2012, 07:34 AM
Dude: can I see ur asshole in prvt?
Me: I don't know. Can you ask a question properly? Manners are so important in my room.
Dude: Can I please see your asshole in private?
Me: Still not quite right. I believe the best way for a new person to my room to ask such a blunt question like that is with the process that has my computer make a pretty pretty noise.
*dude tips 50tkns* May I please see your asshole in private beautiful lady?
Me: Now that is how you ask, but the answer is no. If you read my profile you'll see that I'm non-nude on this site, so no one gets to see my nether bits ;).