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Snowy0Star
06-12-2013, 03:10 PM
I think I just had a nerdgasm reading that!!!

hee hee i called him my raggedy man and everything it was pretty fun =^y^=

LilyAnderson
06-12-2013, 03:13 PM
my favorite is the milk issue i have.

"bb, u have milk?"
-walks over to fridge, grabs milk, explains what milk is and isn't. ends tutorial with:
"yes, i do have milk. only 1% lowfat, though."

LilyAnderson
06-12-2013, 03:15 PM
OR.
"open boobs bb"
"my boobs don't have a zipper, sorry."

Snowy0Star
06-12-2013, 03:17 PM
OR.
"open boobs bb"
"my boobs don't have a zipper, sorry."

Yes - SOOO stealing that GENIUS

LilyAnderson
06-12-2013, 03:20 PM
*blocks someone*
-thisdouchebag has tipped 1000 tokens- "fuck you for blocking me".

questions why they just paid you 50.00 to tell you that...


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"put your biggest dildo up your ass"
"have you ever put a 9 1/2 dildo up yours? it's not as glamorous as you think"

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"why do you talk so much?"
"why are you still here?"



*sorry for posting so much. i thoroughly enjoyed this.*

scarlettbelle
06-13-2013, 05:46 PM
I wear my engagement ring on cam, so I get the "does he know?" question CONSTANTLY. I always tell them that he doesn't know, but he does think it's strange that I lock myself in this room for hours at a time, moaning and screaming other men's names. :D

calikitty
06-16-2013, 11:31 AM
This thread is cracking me up. So many good comebacks!

I even got one, though it's not as good as some of the other's I've read.

douche: do you want see my cock
me: do you want to see mine?
douche: jerk
douche: sexy
me: so i'm a sexy jerk?

and then about a minute later he said yes.

:D

It happened to me and even I don't know what to make of it.

SophieL
06-16-2013, 06:33 PM
Being a mature lady I get this one a lot.

'omg mum what are doing here'

'same as you son, but I'm getting paid for it'


I love this... lol I have had a few disconcerting comments re: my age. May I have permission to use this?

LilyAnderson
06-19-2013, 06:35 PM
"Bb , why u no stand?"
"Did you know every time someone calls me bb, you're really calling me a lotion brand? I find that quite offensive"

Nina_Den
06-19-2013, 06:59 PM
^ I'm actually ALWAYS reminded of Israel's prime minister, Bibi, when they call me that. I find it hilarious cause I imagine them getting off to him.

LilyAnderson
06-19-2013, 09:27 PM
Just did this one today...
"LILY can you say my name?"
"No, this isn't Destiny's Child."

MissSassyPickles
06-21-2013, 07:12 PM
On MyGirlFund (first time I've been back online for weeks and I get this gem in my inbox)

Subject: Taboo Content
Hey,



Great profile. Really, most others are so cluttered. Your is nice and neat.

As your an animal lover I wondered if you had any animal content?

x

.....................................

And I respond...


Subject: RE: Taboo Content

Please stick your cock in a bear trap.

Snowy0Star
06-21-2013, 08:52 PM
i always point the cam to my cat tsuki or if shes not around then i have a plush cat nearby

LilyAnderson
06-22-2013, 03:23 AM
"hey bb are you up for private?

no. i'm not. i don't sit here every single day waiting for privates? who does privates, anyways? the cool kids?
I'LL STAY IN FREE CHAT THANKS

LilyAnderson
06-22-2013, 06:51 AM
"we all know who you love better"
"you know something? that is grammatically incorrect ".

Glamourmilf
06-22-2013, 07:02 AM
Me(on Streamate): (pre-set message in free chat that asks people to please add me to their favorites)
asshat smartass: "So, what are you going to give me if i add you to favorites?"
Me:"A ban"- RIGHT NOW!! Goodbye asshat!:finger:

justanothercamgirl
06-25-2013, 02:40 PM
MrAwesome: ive never seen 12.99
you go girl

Rose_Who
06-25-2013, 05:09 PM
So... I had two guys in a row come in and call me ugly, tell me that I'm not worth $7 a minute, and how DARE I charge that much... I didn't save the chatlog, but some of the lines I specifically remember were:
"Most girls who charge that much look like models and you raelly don't. Not being mean, just honest."
"Are you really that Naive?"
"Nobody would ever pay that much for you."

One of the guys managed to circumvent the ban somehow and come back to unload this MASSIVE wall of text phrased specifically to be hurtful. I was seriously ready to just give up...

And then... A guy comes in... takes me to exclusive (at $7 a minute) and stayed there for 33 minutes.
As soon as I get out, another guy buys an hour long block, tells me to put on my comfy clothes and eat ice cream.
Once I got out of that one, another guy takes me into exclusive and wants to just see me use a vibrator on myself, wearing a thong, and have orgasms.

I had to end that last one a bit early because, at that point, I was just fucking exhausted. I kicked my daily goal in the face today, hit tomorrow's goal, and then took a huge chunk out of Thursday's goal. All in one day.

Fuck you, guys who say I'm not worth $7 a minute. Fuck you with a lego-studded dildo. I'll be laughing at your dumb asses on my way to the bank!

Sunnylexie
06-26-2013, 05:47 AM
Freeloading idiot: Hi bb show your ass get my 38cm cock hard
Me: wow, is it really 38cm?
Freeloading idiot: yes
Freeloading idiot: ass bb
Me: You don't need my ass, then. You can easily fuck your own *block*.

And, wow, he took the pain of converting 15 inches to centimeters to make it easier to get for a metric gal like myself)).

kittykrane
06-26-2013, 06:46 AM
I definitely had a "moment of triumph" today when someone called "DoctorWho" took me to pvt and let me get MYSELF off my way!!

Three big O's, lying on my TARDIS beach towel, using the hitachi. SO MUCH WIN!!!!

Men like him are AWESOME! I love the ones that say "do what you need to to get off, I'm in no hurry"...Those ones get REAL orgasms..not faked ones in response to their pushy demands of "cum for me bb, cum for me!" after 2 minutes of them wanking... seriously?

kittykrane
06-26-2013, 06:48 AM
I counted 3 or 4 instances yesterday of "DO YOU LIKE YOUNG (insert age here) COCK BB"?
I tell them that older and/or mature men never ask me that question... A cock is a cock, it's more WHO it's attached to that I'll concern myself with.

~Carmen~
06-26-2013, 08:19 AM
I counted 3 or 4 instances yesterday of "DO YOU LIKE YOUNG (insert age here) COCK BB"?
I tell them that older and/or mature men never ask me that question... A cock is a cock, it's more WHO it's attached to that I'll concern myself with.

OMG Kitty, I get so sick of that question. Can I quote your your response as my #1 saved message? lmao

justanothercamgirl
06-26-2013, 09:19 AM
OMG Kitty, I get so sick of that question. Can I quote your your response as my #1 saved message? lmao

I tell anyone in my room that asks me a sexual question that 'I only tell my secrets in private.'

Give it a try. ;)

SophieL
06-26-2013, 02:29 PM
I love this... lol I have had a few disconcerting comments re: my age. May I have permission to use this? One of my first days on I was told to get a real job and called an old hag or something. I was so new and shocked. I merely replied that I actually had a Master's degree so not to worry about me I was doing what I enjoyed.

SophieL
06-26-2013, 02:34 PM
I counted 3 or 4 instances yesterday of "DO YOU LIKE YOUNG (insert age here) COCK BB"?
I tell them that older and/or mature men never ask me that question... A cock is a cock, it's more WHO it's attached to that I'll concern myself with.


lol I tell them as long as they have a heartbeat and are breathing... a hard cock is a hard cock regardless of age.

MissSeraphim
06-29-2013, 10:07 PM
"I wish we could meet.."
"I wish you would tip so I can show you my pussy"
and he tipped. wabam ^_^

takiaya
07-03-2013, 12:36 AM
random guy "good sales ppl give away free samples, now show them bare tits"
me "your sample is me in free chat chatting with you having a good time, you wouldn't go in a tv store and get a free tv just for stopping in, good sales ppl dont give it all away for free"
and then one of my regulars laughed and tipped me :)

Rose_Who
07-19-2013, 11:46 PM
idiot: WHAT STATE ARE IN?
Me: I'm not sure how to answer that.... Most would say that I am in the solid state, but the human body is about 70% water, which would indicated that I am in the liquid state. I, however, like to think of myself as a non-neutonian fluid.

karaamsel
07-20-2013, 10:08 PM
This annoying dude has come into my room every day, never buys a show and clearly has an ass fetish from his user name having to do with butts lol...anyway he always tells me how he sniffed some girls ass once or something, I mostly ignore him. I had a thong on last night

Him: Nice thong. Do you like thongs?
Me: Yea I don't mind them
Him: Tell the truth they probably get stuck up your butt hole sometimes don't they? lol
Me: Um...no
Him: They must lol. Are you sure?
Me: No they don't.
Him: lol they have to
Me: It seems you don't understand how buttholes actually work because it's pretty much impossible to get a thong stuck UP your asshole. Between your butt cheeks maybe but up your asshole physically doesn't make any sense

*leaves room*

Yea that's what I thought fuck tard!

come on now bb, you know you get your thongs lodged into your asshole and sometimes have to fight to get them out... tell me more about this bb

Classy_Katy
07-21-2013, 01:19 AM
Instant message:

Freeloader: i really wanna tatse my cum
Classy_Katy: ok...
Classy_Katy: go for it!
Freeloader: is it nice?
Classy_Katy: I don't know, I've never tasted yours

curvydancer25
07-21-2013, 05:58 PM
Freeloading loser who never tips or goes pvt: Why u so tense and uptight loosin up and show that pussy bb.

Me: The same reason your mom is uptight and tense, because she had your lame ass.

Haven't heard from him since lol.

IsobelWren
08-06-2013, 11:26 AM
idiot: WHAT STATE ARE IN?
Me: I'm not sure how to answer that.... Most would say that I am in the solid state, but the human body is about 70% water, which would indicated that I am in the liquid state. I, however, like to think of myself as a non-neutonian fluid.

Rose, I love you. Marry me. We'll move to Massachusetts or Vermont.

Rose_Who
08-06-2013, 11:50 AM
Rose, I love you. Marry me. We'll move to Massachusetts or Vermont.

How about Canada? I've heard it's lovely up there.

IsobelWren
08-06-2013, 06:04 PM
How about Canada? I've heard it's lovely up there.

Hmmmm, it's really cold up there...but there are some of my favorite cam girl bbs up there.

Graceface
08-06-2013, 09:50 PM
idiot: WHAT STATE ARE IN?
Me: I'm not sure how to answer that.... Most would say that I am in the solid state, but the human body is about 70% water, which would indicated that I am in the liquid state. I, however, like to think of myself as a non-neutonian fluid.

Braingasm :heartbeat

Jade62013
08-11-2013, 03:50 AM
This thread needs to make a comeback!

Tonight a guy was asking me for free shit, like why can't we talk on Skype for free and be 'friends'. And I was like, "Why won't my cat love on me without treats? Guess pussy always costs something, huh?"

Incantatious
08-11-2013, 04:06 AM
Still these:


Loser: Are you on drugs?
Me: I am drugs.

Loser: Stop laughing
Me: Stop breathing



Seriously I think some people just don't understand what it means to crack a laugh or smile ever in their goddamn miserable lives. No wonder I got accused of being "weird" at School so much. Boring fucks.. Lol.

Jade62013
08-11-2013, 04:16 AM
Also, whenever someone says I have __inch cock I always say "LIAR! If you had it you've be showing it to me c2c [in privt]"

IsobelWren
08-12-2013, 12:07 PM
I just had the most fun time ever! I agreed, enthusiastically with everything a troll said!

Troll: Wow you're ugly
I grin and chirp, "I know right [troll name]?! I'm so ugly that I can't even decide what's the ugliest part of me!"
Troll: Probably your fake ass tits

(my tits are real)

"Maybe. There are worse parts, but these are pretty bad. I mean, fake tits that are only a b cup? And they sag, too! Pathetic."

He says nothing for several moments. Some regs try to "console" me, because they can't see his text, so they think I actually am enthusiastic about being ugly.

Troll: You're fat

"Yeahhhhh, I used to work out every day, but when I started grad school I didn't have the time. I've got such a lardy, cottage cheese ass."

Troll: You're stupid

"Oh my god, TOTALLY! I'm a fucking imbecile. I mean, I can't even SPELL imbecile."

He says nothing more and leaves after another few moments. Nothing funnier than an impotent troll.

beauvoir
08-12-2013, 12:10 PM
Some of these are amazing. I wish I could remember them all.

Rose_Who
08-12-2013, 01:04 PM
I just had the most fun time ever! I agreed, enthusiastically with everything a troll said!

Troll: Wow you're ugly
I grin and chirp, "I know right [troll name]?! I'm so ugly that I can't even decide what's the ugliest part of me!"
Troll: Probably your fake ass tits

(my tits are real)

"Maybe. There are worse parts, but these are pretty bad. I mean, fake tits that are only a b cup? And they sag, too! Pathetic."

He says nothing for several moments. Some regs try to "console" me, because they can't see his text, so they think I actually am enthusiastic about being ugly.

Troll: You're fat

"Yeahhhhh, I used to work out every day, but when I started grad school I didn't have the time. I've got such a lardy, cottage cheese ass."

Troll: You're stupid

"Oh my god, TOTALLY! I'm a fucking imbecile. I mean, I can't even SPELL imbecile."

He says nothing more and leaves after another few moments. Nothing funnier than an impotent troll.


I want to have your babies.

qwerty24
08-12-2013, 07:35 PM
It's not really a witty comeback, but I have been using this one lots lately.

Guy: Can I pay with PayPal?
Me: Nope, PayPal banned me for adult transactions. Super sucky! But I am certain we can find another way for you to pay for ____.

Jade62013
08-12-2013, 11:52 PM
*my cat walks by in free chat*

Him: I don't like your cat. I hate cats.
Me: GTFO
Him: NO. You're too cute.
Him: You remind me of my ex tho...that's why I hate you. She did [long, long, long list of bad shit she did to him] to me before she left me and destroyed my fairy tale. That's why I hate you!
Me: AS IF you could ever get a girl as hot as me! She was probably about 1/2 as hot as me, and left you 1/2 as fast as I would on my most lonely, desperate day. She gave you better than you deserve. GTFO.

*he leaves before I can block him*

Then, he sends me a long 5 paragraph thesis on some BS I didn't even read a word of. But him sending me that msg allowed me to block him at long last!! I just blocked him from messages and then blocked him from chat as well!

Procrasturbator
08-13-2013, 12:04 AM
Still these:


Loser: Are you on drugs?
Me: I am drugs.

Loser: Stop laughing
Me: Stop breathing



Seriously I think some people just don't understand what it means to crack a laugh or smile ever in their goddamn miserable lives. No wonder I got accused of being "weird" at School so much. Boring fucks.. Lol.

Story of my fucking life. At least every other shift someone asks me if I'm drunk/high.

NO. I'M HAPPY. Jesus fucking Christ, no wonder some of these guys have to pay for social interaction.


Also, whenever someone says I have __inch cock I always say "LIAR! If you had it you've be showing it to me c2c [in privt]"

Haha same! "Hi (highly improbable dick size in name)! Ehhhh you're going to have to prove that on c2c you know."

One guy who did was HUGE. I mean fucking enormous. I'm still not 100% sure it wasn't a cleverly disguised dildo but it looked legit. When he tried to talk dirty I straight up told him it would NOT work. Couldn't even entertain the fantasy lmao.


It's not really a witty comeback, but I have been using this one lots lately.


Guy: Can I pay with PayPal?
Me: Nope, PayPal banned me for adult transactions. Super sucky! But I am certain we can find another way for you to pay for ____.

Holy shit you have made life so much easier. <3

Miss_S
08-13-2013, 01:13 AM
Oh this thread is just brilliant! Love it! Deffo going to use some of these!!! :) x

VictoriaChaos
08-13-2013, 10:18 AM
Ever been with any white guys bb?

I've been with plenty of white guys, how bout you? Take any up the ass recently?

It was mean but god, I get this question 754,874,745 times a day.

PrincessBerry
08-13-2013, 09:00 PM
I was in an unusually impatient/take-no-shit mood in my chat today.

Idiotdude: Hey
You
Do you like Taco Bell?
Berry: I fuckin' love Taco Bell!
Idiotdude: I would totally take you out on a date to Taco Bell.
Berry: You sure know how to treat a girl right.
Idiotdude: Then I'd take you home and make you do my laundry.
Berry: Mmmmm, that's soooooo hot.... Can't think of a better way to spend an evening.
Idiotdude: You look old
~((considering I get comments about how I look 16? AIGHT))
Berry: You caught me. I'm really a 53 year old man with a massive cock.
Does your mother know you're on here?
Idiotdude: No.
Berry: Well, you should call her downstairs and have her take care of that laundry.
*Idiotdude Logs Off*

Pretty tame, but I usually have my cute-face on in chat, but today, I wasn't making enough to be dealing with any shit. My mods and regs got a kick out of it.

cherryblossomsinspring
08-14-2013, 04:48 PM
idiot: WHAT STATE ARE IN?
Me: I'm not sure how to answer that.... Most would say that I am in the solid state, but the human body is about 70% water, which would indicated that I am in the liquid state. I, however, like to think of myself as a non-neutonian fluid.

I'm straight and I actually want to get in line to marry you! lol brilliant come back!!

Sunnylexie
08-15-2013, 03:52 AM
Idiot: You have too many rules
Me: Sure, any decent place has!

Bitch
08-15-2013, 03:08 PM
A few days ago, I had a pretty full room on SM, and was sure I was about to be whisked off into Privateland when one feller pipes up with "Hey can I watch you eat? cause you obviously LOVE to do that." I calmly glanced at the camera and explained that I'm very comfortable with and proud of my weight (I used to be about 50lb heavier, and still refused to feel bad about my body) and that if he was trying to shame me, he was doing a terrible job. He left without further ado, and I found myself in Privateland with a nice reg who proceeded to marvel at my luscious curvage for a good 15 minutes.