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Snowy0Star
12-07-2013, 10:34 PM
ToiletGames has logged on
ToiletGames has been blocked.
BustyVixen
12-09-2013, 08:01 AM
Ass!
Me: Oh you think you're an ass? I'm so sorry you have such low self esteem. You shouldn't call yourself names like that.
Sunnylexie
12-11-2013, 05:19 AM
A universal comeback to any sort of freeloaloader bitching about what they see/don't see in free chat:
35734
audritwo
12-11-2013, 06:44 AM
Do you like BBC?
I love the BBC! I think they have the best programming and world news source!
Angeliqua
12-11-2013, 08:36 AM
I told a guy on MFC that my pussy was not a halfway house for no broke asses after he demanded to see everything in free chat, didn't even offer to tip!!! Loser, and the other guys started making fun of him.
Busygirl
12-12-2013, 01:55 PM
u gt anything to putup ur ass bb?
Yes, your nose!
chloemonet
12-13-2013, 07:10 AM
A guy who lurks in my room literally every day without tipping or even greeting finally decided to speak up yesterday...
Him: You can't be making any money!
Me: *gets taken private before I can even finish reading his statement*
Him: *during my almost 15minute long private session* Get it together, BB!
I laughed so hard cause that private took me more than halfway to my daily goal! He's right, I'm not just making any money, I'm making ALL the money!
AmethystLily
12-13-2013, 10:08 AM
(While talking with a regular about my rates for costume change, and BTW, a basic kept interjecting, asking things that tippers find out without asking once they've tipped.)
Basic: "So, you're wearing underwear? What kind?"
Me (after fed up with basic, and still engaged in conversation with a paying customer): "Shaddup, Basic!"
Thymian
12-13-2013, 12:50 PM
RandomCheapo: Want to run a gold show
Me: Go for it, sweetie, I'll totally pledge!
Sunnylexie
12-30-2013, 08:06 PM
Freeloader#1: have you cute feet?
Freeloader#2: stand up
show what your ass look like
Me: Forked hooves, baby. No, I will not stand up because I don't want my tail to uncoil.
apryll11
12-31-2013, 05:16 AM
at this point everyone in my room are not beggars and we are all just having a nice lil chat about new year plans as I cleaned my toys.
Random beggar: Can I see your tits
Me: xxxx why are you in my room begging to see titties? This is a pay for play site. OMG, is it because you dont have a job? McDonalds is hiring. I cant remember the website but I see the now hiring sign every morning when Im getting my mcgrittle . Burger king is also hiring and sephora is always looking for holiday help. xxxx Stop living in your grandma basement, be a man, get a job and stop be a beggar, its just sad.
Random beggar: waits till im finished then leaves my room in silent shame
Everybody else in the room: lmao, you tell him girl, etc,etc
ME: Well now that xxxx left to hopeful find a job, who wants to see my titties shake??
2 guys instantly take me private
Random begger :0 Me: 2 15 mins for my efforts McDonald,Burger king and Sephora: The real winners they got free PR and a possible employee
Snowy0Star
12-31-2013, 08:18 PM
dickhead : teez me bb
dickhead : need pvt
me - no u dont u need to be banned
BLOCKED
TattooedBBW
12-31-2013, 08:53 PM
asshole - ready to puke all over and gag, you cunt?
me- ready to be blocked, asshole?
Sunnylexie
01-03-2014, 10:17 AM
Starting with today, every idiot who sends me an unsolicited cock picture is getting subscribed for Dick Pics Weekly (courtesy of other surprise dick senders). Bringing them together seems a good idea since they have matching interests.
Sunnylexie
10-13-2014, 10:08 PM
Idiot: you look asian?
Me: Probably;) What do you have in mind?
Idiot: You're expensive for an asian
Me: I think we've got to charge extra)
Idiot: why?
Me: for dealing with your racist bullshit.
StellaPurr
10-14-2014, 01:15 AM
I always flip off the customer who rushes me with "start fingering now" the second we go pvt
fatoldbroad
10-14-2014, 01:26 PM
Member: ass
Member: I want to see ass
me: checked the mirror lately?
fatoldbroad
10-14-2014, 01:28 PM
do u do anal? (keeping in mind it says in a dozen places on my profile that I do not do anal)
sure bb got a great big strap on right here waiting to pound you with!
fatoldbroad
10-14-2014, 01:31 PM
Loser: You don't sound dirty enough for me..talk dirty then I go prvt
Me: and you don't sound rich enough for me. Pay then we go prvt
I am stealing this one!
kitty_frost
10-22-2014, 01:12 PM
jerkwad: Please open
Me: Open what? I can open many things. (Opens the book lying beside me) oh yeah, you like seeing me open that? (opens random box on my desk) how about that? you like that opening action??
funny enough this guy just didn't get the hint :P
Snowy0Star
10-22-2014, 03:14 PM
jerkwad: Please open
Me: Open what? I can open many things. (Opens the book lying beside me) oh yeah, you like seeing me open that? (opens random box on my desk) how about that? you like that opening action??
funny enough this guy just didn't get the hint :P
the open guys dont know english they know just enuf how to spell open and private parts i always tell im a human not a jacket i dont have zippers - i dont open anywhere
kitty_frost
10-22-2014, 06:20 PM
he actually did ask me to "open clothes" later, and I said I couldn't, I didn't have any zippers
He asked why lol
Snowy0Star
10-22-2014, 07:00 PM
he actually did ask me to "open clothes" later, and I said I couldn't, I didn't have any zippers
He asked why lol
ask him to recommend you a good seamstress next time that happens
hyori
10-22-2014, 07:12 PM
I advise everyone to get a beaver handpuppet. Every time someone asks to see something for free tell them you will show them your hairy beaver. Bring out handpuppet and tell the dumbass that your beaver will gnaw on his wood dammit.
ivybunny
10-22-2014, 08:51 PM
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Idiot: you look asian?
Me: Probably;) What do you have in mind?
Idiot: You're expensive for an asian
Me: I think we've got to charge extra)
Idiot: why?
Me: for dealing with your racist bullshit.
kitty_frost
10-23-2014, 05:34 AM
I've also found a great way to deal with guys who PM you without tipping first. I hop over to the PM tab and copypasta [please insert 25 tokens to continue conversation]
The second time I did it it actually worked!
Snowy0Star
10-23-2014, 06:00 AM
I've also found a great way to deal with guys who PM you without tipping first. I hop over to the PM tab and copypasta [please insert 25 tokens to continue conversation]
The second time I did it it actually worked!
OMG i love that SOOO STEALING i charge 50 tho but yeah that works !
AnotherLily
10-23-2014, 10:12 AM
Not my best but when the 'stand bb' guys get to me I tell them I'm a mermaid I only show my fin in exclusive.
addytoi
10-23-2014, 09:51 PM
Show ass bb
**Tip me 5 gold bb
You must be new here
**yes I am
You obviously don't understand how things work
**Oh yes, I do. This is my room and what I say goes. If you don't like it, get out.
Oh come on. Just show ass.
**No. Bye bye. (Kicked him out)
He was the only person in my room or else I might have been a lil nicer.
Sunnylexie
10-24-2014, 06:30 AM
I advise everyone to get a beaver handpuppet. Every time someone asks to see something for free tell them you will show them your hairy beaver. Bring out handpuppet and tell the dumbass that your beaver will gnaw on his wood dammit.
I actually have a cat, a donkey and two angry birds plushies (not exactly tits, but they are perfect shape and size to put in place and play with. Beaks go for nips))).
Cutie101
10-24-2014, 04:25 PM
Member: What's your fav role play?
Me: Camgirl-member
Member:What's included in your pvt show?
Me: My presence
AnotherLily
10-27-2014, 10:22 AM
me: Hello again *cheapss
cheapass: do you have cute feet?
me: Yup ( I tell him my shoe size)
cheapass: Nice! But for 4G though? lol
me: Well how much do you think is fair?
chaepass: 2 lol
me: hmm, tell you what I'll show you one of my feet for 2 G. Lol this isn't the flea market.
cheapass: Nah, I'd rather see tits
me: Oh baby if 4 G is too steep for you, you def can't afford to see my tits.
chaepass: brb
and doesn't come back
Good.
cam_girl40
10-28-2014, 05:43 AM
I can't remember how the conversation went but I had a guy on SM that was in my room telling me that I needed to stand up, do a Gold Show, blah blah blah in order to "make more money". Just seems I get a lot of guys like that that won't spend, but they have lots of advice. My comeback? "Sweetie...please don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come into McDonald's and tell you how to make the Big Macs, now do I?" I kind of like the McDonald's comeback. I've also told a lurker "Honey, I don't come and stand in McDonald's on your shift and ask for food and not pay, now do I?" I usually get called a bitch and they leave. Oh well.
Snowy0Star
10-28-2014, 09:02 AM
I can't remember how the conversation went but I had a guy on SM that was in my room telling me that I needed to stand up, do a Gold Show, blah blah blah in order to "make more money". Just seems I get a lot of guys like that that won't spend, but they have lots of advice. My comeback? "Sweetie...please don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come into McDonald's and tell you how to make the Big Macs, now do I?" I kind of like the McDonald's comeback. I've also told a lurker "Honey, I don't come and stand in McDonald's on your shift and ask for food and not pay, now do I?" I usually get called a bitch and they leave. Oh well.
STEALING that is GOLD
cam_girl40
10-28-2014, 02:57 PM
STEALING that is GOLD
Not a problem dear!!!!!! I'm here to contribute ;)
I do also remember some asshat that came into my room once and said "Does your Mother know you're a whore?" My response? "Well, why don't we call the Long Island Medium so she can channel my Mom to ask her that? Yeah, my Mom passed away in 2010." You wouldn't believe how fast it was for asshat to apologize then promptly leave.
OH! I did see a post regarding customers that like to come in and say "Hey bb, you like the BBC?" I usually respond as the poster did with my comments on the wonderful programming from the Brits, primarily 2 of my fave shows of all time, The Young Ones and Absolutely Fabulous. I do like me some Football (Soccer) as well! ;) What's better is that I did have a guy come into my room quite regularly with the name BBCnotthechannel...LOL
LaceyCummings
01-12-2015, 06:45 PM
I do not do anal in any of my shows. I get very tired of being asked 50 + times a day if I do anal. Nine times out of ten when I said "I don't do anal, but you can fuck my pretty pussy and warm wet mouth allllll you want" they would disappear. So once I heard the question, I already chalked it up as a lost sale.
I came up with a response that serves to give me a good giggle, makes good-humored guests laugh, turns off the gross dehumanizing types, and grabs the attention of much more tolerable bitch boys. Plus I found a way to answer without using the word "no" or sounding negative.
AssRammer: You gonna fuck that ass for me slut? You like anal bb?
Me: Sure, I do anal. As long as it is YOUR ass getting fucked babe. *creepy delayed open-mouthed wink*
ThinksHeIsGettingMyPreciousBooty: What is the biggest toy you have for anal?
Me: Hmm how big of a cock do you think you can take?
If he says "lol" and goes pvt anyway, I know I'm in for a good sport.
The kind of guys that would say "faster, harder, make it hurt" run away like little bitches, and I honestly hope it's a boner killer for them. :) No more "Why not bb?" "For me?"`If they even start with any of that bs, it's really easy to throw it right back at them.
hyori
01-12-2015, 08:58 PM
When someone tells me to pound my pussy, I now angrily punch my Hello Kitty stuffy toy instead. If they laugh, they have the privilege of not getting banned.
smaddy
01-13-2015, 08:04 PM
Guy: Wow you were gone a long time
Me: Well some guys take longer than 2 minutes to cum
Sunnylexie
01-22-2015, 05:02 AM
RandomCopypaster: Hi baby, my dick is 9" and hard for you! Where do you want me to put it?
Me: Food processor.
aleciaxxx
01-23-2015, 12:44 AM
this one doesn't really apply to camming (or maybe it could) but the situation occurred outside of camming.
stupid bitch: "suck my dick!"
Me: "grow one and I'll think about it"
not exactly original but I was 17 at the time and had never even thought to speak that way before. My face turned blood red and I couldn't believe I said it out loud. Everyone laughed.
Bootsie
01-25-2015, 11:28 AM
This is less a comeback to a rude member than something I was just damned proud of in the moment, and it got me back-to-back privates with guys impressed by my wit.
Guy: I love your glasses, they're really sexy.
Me: Thanks honey. I love them, they're totally geek-tastic.
Guy: Smart is sexy, bb.
Me: Haha, I wish the look was popular when I was growing up, maybe the meanies would have left me alone. *fake pout*
Guy: Ah, fuck those bullies.
Me: In high school, I totally did! *wink*
Sunnylexie
01-26-2015, 04:21 AM
Freeloader: i love big ass
and i love to do anal doggy
Me: I'll gladly show mine dor 5 gold)
Freeloader: can i see ur ass size?
Me: yes, for 5 gold.
Freeloader: i meant just the size not take off ur cloth
Me: ok lol *pick up a pair of panties and show him the label*
hyori
01-26-2015, 09:09 AM
Potential: so what kind of stuff gets you off?
Me: lots of things, right now it is banning assholes and freeloaders
Potential: ...
Me: there, i just banned one, OH MY GOD YES, there goes another one, OH FUCK GIMME MORE, oh yeah baby, you are gone, MMMMMMYEAHHHH OOOOHHH YEEEESSSS FUCKING FEELS SOOOO GOOOD
Potential: hahahaha
PrettyInPunk
01-31-2015, 10:27 AM
I had a great one tonight. This ass hat was creeping around my room, just hanging out cracking jokes. I didn't mind when the room was dead but after almost an hour he was starting to take attention away from the other guys who wanted to play. I always try my best not to get frustrated with these time wasters, but he started getting on my last nerve after a while.
Cust: Do you know the best come on line?
Me: No, but it better be something along the lines of 'hey bb can I take u to pvt?'
audritwo
02-16-2015, 12:02 PM
My hair is currently purple. It's obviously dyed.
Dude: Is that your natural hair color? Lolol
Me: Yes, I'm half mermaid
Dude: I thought mermaids only have red hair.
Me: That's racist.
Redcandy
02-22-2015, 06:26 PM
DO you do Anal?
me. No I don't do Anal
Him. well why not
Me. Because I don't like anal
him. come on.................... bb Do anal
Me. for you yes I will do Anal.
Him. takes me exclusive
Me. talk a little til 30 sec is up
Then i put strap on and said bend over and put your ass close to the cam so I can do Anal on you
him. no bb. I mean fuck your ass
me. you didn't ask if I fuck my ass in free chat . you asked if I did anal. So since we here now you might as well let me fuck your ass.
him. im not into getting my ass fuck
me. well why not
him. I want to see you fuck your ass
me. come on................. bb let me fuck your ass this one time
him. log out
hyori
02-23-2015, 08:08 AM
How to do a cockblocking, freeloader, vengeful gold show...a really great way to let out frustration and anger for yourself as well during slow times.
1. Set up pricing for a free gold show with a long countdown.
2. Tease like hell. Talk dirty like your life depends on it. Get them all excited and horned up like a bucking stallion in a field of mares.
3. Once you have a shitload of guys in your room, promote your ModelCentro website because SM allows it.
3. At the last second, cancel the show, and then start up your usual regular gold show with a decent goal and time.
LaceyCummings
02-24-2015, 01:00 PM
Him: My dick is already hard
Except it didn't say "dick." It auto-corrected to "disk," so it said
Him: My disk is already hard
Me: So it's not floppy then?
Hahaha sometimes I'm the only one who thinks my jokes are funny, but I amuse myself to no end.
hyori
02-24-2015, 01:16 PM
Him: My dick is already hard
Except it didn't say "dick." It auto-corrected to "disk," so it said
Him: My disk is already hard
Me: So it's not floppy then?
Hahaha sometimes I'm the only one who thinks my jokes are funny, but I amuse myself to no end.
This made me LOL real hard. I'm still trying to recover.
Redcandy
03-07-2015, 11:00 PM
Anon-4768: Just quack for me
me. meow
Anon-4768: Fine then babe since you can't quack for me I'll watch duck videos to finish
me. fucccccccccccccck yoooou Meow!