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AlicexEden
03-08-2015, 08:19 AM
On my second day:
BrokeLoserWithNoTokens: *starts unsolicited sexual role play in free chat* blah blah blah kiss you all over blah blah blah turn you around yada yada put it in
Me: I turn around. Our eyes meet. I bite your head off like a praying mantis whilst screeching 'TIP ME for role play".
Maybe this isn't the job for me, I'm clearly not nice enough. Oh well, some of the other guys though it was hilarious.
MessyChick
03-08-2015, 09:01 AM
loser: you english?
me: yes, born and bred
loser:good fought you was a passport hunter
me: nope, passport is safely tucked away in my top drawer. BLOCK
how come the ones so bothered about nationality are the ones who cant actually speak their own native language in the first place? lolzzz
audritwo
03-08-2015, 11:46 AM
Him: My dick is already hard
Except it didn't say "dick." It auto-corrected to "disk," so it said
Him: My disk is already hard
Me: So it's not floppy then?
Hahaha sometimes I'm the only one who thinks my jokes are funny, but I amuse myself to no end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
SoloDesire
03-09-2015, 05:37 PM
This was while I was being tipped repeatedly to show off my ass and shake it in free chat on SM.
AndrewHere: Shut up ass
AndrewHere: porker
AndrewHere: lol
AndrewHere: eck
lose sum of that
fat
AndrewHere: looks like cottage cheese
AndrewHere: uck
AndrewHere: piglet there
ROFL
I looked directly in the cam and said "Did you see all of that money my fat ass just made while your loser ass is sitting at home trolling?"
And then I blocked him.
So much satisfaction.
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Redcandy
04-02-2015, 01:13 AM
Loser. Do you take Paypal
Me. Sure. Right after you Pay Me My $8.99 per min on this site..Ill be your Pal!!
Azzie
04-02-2015, 06:15 PM
My first day on MFC was like:
Pumpkinguywhoisbasic: Please play this song, please please please!
Me: Song requests are 10tk.
Premium member tips 10tk and asks me to play the song because he likes it too
Pumpkinbasic: See I requested a good song
Me:Yea its a pretty ok song...
Pumpkinbasic: that means we're friends now, so show boobs
Me: Da fuck kinda friends do you have?!
Guest102048567: She just wants us to pay her to do nothing
Me: Its called free chat, you want things to happen you pay for it. And your anon ass doesn't have money anyway. BAN
Otherbasic: I really like boobs, can you show me yours??
Me: I really like tips, can you give me those?
Basic: you know money isn't everything.
Me: You know boobs aren't.... ah who am I kidding boobs are awesome! You still aren't seeing mine though.
LaceyCummings
05-04-2015, 10:09 AM
Him: What's your address?
Me: Why do you want my address? You gonna send me something?
Him:
Me: Do you want my address so you know where to send the flowers after you murder this pussy?
He said he was having connection issues and left after that , but I can't stop giggling. I have to admit I stole that line from my friend who asked me "Roses or tulips?" and when I answered said "Good, I just need to know what kind of flowers to send after I murder that pussy." So, not my line, but it worked in this conversation.
Cutie101
06-29-2015, 01:56 PM
Idiot member...
I got tired of this. I have no shame anymore to be bitchy with those assholes.
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SaraLaughs
07-01-2015, 06:22 PM
So I found a really good comeback to freeloader guys who send unsolicited dick pics without tipping/asking if you want to see them.
Pretend to look and then ask them 'Oh my god. What's wrong with it? Does it always look like that? Maybe you should see a doctor...'
I love how fast they leave the room.
Cutie101
07-04-2015, 07:39 PM
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Cutie101
07-04-2015, 07:43 PM
So I found a really good comeback to freeloader guys who send unsolicited dick pics without tipping/asking if you want to see them.
Pretend to look and then ask them 'Oh my god. What's wrong with it? Does it always look like that? Maybe you should see a doctor...'
I love how fast they leave the room.
I just used it to an idiot who sent me a pic with his dick without paying or going to private. You rock hahahaa
neliana
07-05-2015, 07:07 PM
Am i the only one that thinks being mean to these guys for free is what they want? Maybe it's cuz i deal with a lot of subs, but the second a guy is rude or sending me dick pix without paying-i just tell them to go prvt. If they want me to insult them, they need to pay!
SaraLaughs
07-13-2015, 07:57 PM
Am i the only one that thinks being mean to these guys for free is what they want? Maybe it's cuz i deal with a lot of subs, but the second a guy is rude or sending me dick pix without paying-i just tell them to go prvt. If they want me to insult them, they need to pay!
I feel like there are 2 kinds of guys who send dick pics; those who want you to start going into raptures when you see how 'big' or 'juicy' it is, and guys who want you to laugh at how pathetic it is. Both are usually pretty easy to read. Guys who are like 'sent you a pic bb <3' are the former, and guys who are like 'I sent you a picture, tell me what you honestly think/feel free to post them wherever you want' are the latter. I probably get 90% of the dick pics from the former.
Cutie101
07-24-2015, 07:05 PM
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Cutie101
08-08-2015, 06:42 PM
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SweetieBitch
08-09-2015, 03:40 PM
Annoyingly judgmental guy comes into my room, with about 20 other people already in free chat.
Him: "Hmm. I like strawberry blondes, I wish your hair was lighter colored. Also, you'd probably look better with blue eyes and bigger tits."
A few guys in my room got defensive and started positively commenting on my attributes, meanwhile I'm just reading it all and thanking them, ignoring the asshole.
Then he goes "What about your nose ring? Do you like it? I'm really not sure if I do..."
So I finally looked right into the camera and said in a condescending tone "Why yes, I do in fact like the jewelry I chose to put in my own face, but [I]your approval of my appearance is far more important to me... Would you like to tell me what you don't like about my fingers, too? Here's my favorite one!" Flipped him off with a big smile, waved, then blocked him, and everybody laughed. 8) :finger: :hat:
seicento
08-21-2015, 04:44 PM
Last night in pvt :
Idiot:asshole bb
Me :yes,you are!
Today in fc :
Idiot:Stand up and I`ll go pvt if I like
Me:I`ll stand up when u leave
EffyRose
08-21-2015, 05:42 PM
Today in fc :
Idiot:Stand up and I`ll go pvt if I like
Me:I`ll stand up when u leave
Haha, I love this ^
SweetNSouthern
08-22-2015, 01:06 AM
Not sure where to put this, but it was pretty funny...
In free chat:
Idiot: Hey slut
Me: *gives death stare and is about to click the "kick" button
Idiot: *trying to save himself* You look really sexy tonight
He was then a good boy and took me pvt :)
webcamcutie
08-22-2015, 02:41 AM
I like this thread:
Tom20: hi mommmy
I can suck my own dick
Me: you deserve a medal, or hero cookie, or something.
congrats.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Festus: hi please flash nipple
Me: hi please go fuck yourself.
Festus: ok sorry
hyori
08-22-2015, 09:00 AM
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princessivy
08-22-2015, 07:00 PM
For the SM girls:
31 seconds! :finger:
SweetNSouthern
08-22-2015, 10:47 PM
Asshat: Why are you so expensive?
Me: Because I'm worth it :)
Asshat: Prove it
Me: *looking at camera* I don't have to prove shit to you. I know my worth. *kick*
Vlodina
09-06-2015, 11:49 AM
"how do you want me to eat my cum?"
WITH CHOPSTICKS!!
Sunnylexie
09-10-2015, 05:54 AM
Idiot: lol are you a man
Me: more so than you'll ever be =)
Flickdreams
09-10-2015, 07:23 AM
This thread http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lol_ricky_gervais.gif
webcamcutie
09-10-2015, 10:43 AM
badblue32: u like anal gape babe?
Me: yeah maybe YOUR ass
WHERE do these guys come from?! honestly.
kortneykay
09-10-2015, 10:49 AM
badblue32: u like anal gape babe?
Me: yeah maybe YOUR ass
WHERE do these guys come from?! honestly.
They come from "you'reacambbsoyoumusthavemagicalgapeholesreadyanda vailableforanyonewhoasks" land. I always get a kick out of saying "Would this dildo fit in YOUR ass?" "No? So why do you assume it'll fit up mine." :D That usually causes some of the blood to circulate back up from their little head to the big one.
Sunnylexie
09-10-2015, 11:32 AM
I always get a kick out of saying "Would this dildo fit in YOUR ass?" "No? So why do you assume it'll fit up mine." :D That usually causes some of the blood to circulate back up from their little head to the big one.
I had it backfire when the dude turned on his cam and put my anal skills to shame))).
webcamcutie
09-10-2015, 12:53 PM
yoyo991179367684: Can I see ur ass to get my cock warmed up for u babe
Me: if you want to see my ass to get you warmed up for pvt, what are you going to do to warm ME up for pvt?
yoyo991179367684: What do u want me to do babe ;-)
Me: Im just saying why do you guys always ask US what we want to get YOU warmed up for pvt
who said I'm ready to be taken to pvt?
goes both ways
LOL
yoyo991179367684: Idk to make us happy
Me: cause I dont need to be happy, right.
:-)
typical man
LOL
yoyo991179367684: Then why be on this
Me: its not to be bothered by men like you who assume that I should do my job for free to entice you into pvt, thats why. Don't assume I'm sitting here all soaking wet and wanting to masturbate for you automatically without even asking me a simple question or saying something like hello, or hi before you come into my room and demand to see my ass when I have oodles of pics of it. Go bother someone else ;)
Have a lovely day.
yoyo991179367684 has been blocked.
Cause mr 'yoyo9911buncharandonnumbers' is definitely a name of a guy who wants to go to pvt and not just hop room to room looking for free ass shots, lol.
webcamcutie
09-10-2015, 12:57 PM
I should have said, no mf'er you're here to make ME happy paying me to do my job, not like I'm on here spending hours out of my day to please you for nothing!! LOL
JessRyan
09-10-2015, 02:32 PM
what's your favorite position? In the middle..... of a group of gladiators!
Redcandy
09-16-2015, 11:26 AM
KAIXXXXX: Did u have a sex change ? Like everything on u is perfect ... Same with my ex so many surgery ... And she had u don't even see it ... Maybe I'm wrong just askin
Me: yes im a man
Me: thats why im Perfect
KAIXXXXX: Lol no am serious she was and I don't know how to explain it sound s weird to h I know
Me: you like getting fuck up your ASS you fucking Moron!
BLOCK
Sunnylexie
09-18-2015, 01:10 PM
Smartass freeloader: Maybe you should consider getting a real job like us freeloaders?
Me: If your job isn't making you enough money to tip 25 tks, maybe you should consider camming?
seicento
09-20-2015, 04:47 AM
Idiot: You're kinda hot what u got for me sexy
Lemme see us booty
Me: I`ve got two options for u:private or exclusive
Idiot leaves.muhahaha.
MissMoore
09-20-2015, 01:38 PM
Idiot: You're kinda hot what u got for me sexy
Lemme see us booty
Me: I`ve got two options for u:private or exclusive
Idiot leaves.muhahaha.
I literally laughed out loud. I think I may start using that one. lol
emma383
09-20-2015, 02:49 PM
Am i the only one that thinks being mean to these guys for free is what they want? Maybe it's cuz i deal with a lot of subs, but the second a guy is rude or sending me dick pix without paying-i just tell them to go prvt. If they want me to insult them, they need to pay!
Yea I had that. Cheesy one liner guy today trying to be a witty charmer says.. "Hi, i'm broke I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no".
Me: I'm sure someone beat me to it.
Now he's a little pissy b/c I won't bite and says, "You're a bit chubby to be so sassy. Ever worry about your health?
Me:I find that women who carry a little weight live longer than the men who mention it. "Wanna see my apple pie fucker'? Took me pvt.
CatBBW
09-25-2015, 05:06 PM
Some guy in my free chat "I'm gonna cum bb"
Me- "Think of your mom as your cumming bb"
Guy- "ahhhh you sick bitch you killed my boner"
Ahhhh! I got to use this tonight!!! In AW free...
beardedhusk enters the room
CatBBW: hello
beardedhusk: looking awesome
beardedhusk: love the look
CatBBW: ty beard
beardedhusk: how big are those babe
beardedhusk: thats mean, pushing them together sooooo sexy xxxxx
CatBBW: 44H
beardedhusk: mmmmmmmmm open me,,,, ready to shoot all over
CatBBW: really?
beardedhusk: fuck yeah
beardedhusk: your hot
beardedhusk: youllike a massive load spun kover your tits
CatBBW: lets go private so I can open your cam
beardedhusk: shame cant open here
beardedhusk: stroking,,,, throbbbing
beardedhusk: lean forward loook right at cam, gonna cum now babe
CatBBW: OK...but dont think of your gran! Just DONT!
CatBBW: and PLEASE don't think of your mother taking it up the ass
beardedhusk leaves the room
MWAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
LaceyCummings
10-07-2015, 06:38 PM
RepetitiveDumbfuck: No need for a bra, babe.
Me: And no need to sit in free chat, RepetitiveDumbfuck.
pinklemonade0
10-18-2015, 03:27 AM
"what's under that vest bb"
me - "a person"
Susperia
10-30-2015, 01:26 PM
Dickhead: Hi bb
Me: Hi, oh I see I have a note by our name, let me look
(I look and it says total jerk, this fucker rated me 1 star for a 50 second show)
Dickhead: Oh? Naughty Boy? What Does It Say???
Without even giving him any explaination I BLOCKED HIM then and there! Gotcha you fucking asshole! I was like "YES!!!!!!!!!" and threw my hands in the air in victory...the other custies were like WTF just happened?
Chellyinparadise
10-30-2015, 02:48 PM
Dickhead: Hi bb
Me: Hi, oh I see I have a note by our name, let me look
(I look and it says total jerk, this fucker rated me 1 star for a 50 second show)
Dickhead: Oh? Naughty Boy? What Does It Say???
Without even giving him any explaination I BLOCKED HIM then and there! Gotcha you fucking asshole! I was like "YES!!!!!!!!!" and threw my hands in the air in victory...the other custies were like WTF just happened?
haha love it, im glad you got to ban him. He was probably thinking dirty talk was going to start between you two but he got the boot without warning LOL
caramelcraze
10-30-2015, 03:06 PM
Fucktard: "You like big fat cock sweet cheeks?"
Me: "No, I like little shriveled ones I can laugh at until I cry."
Fucktard: "Oh... That changes things."
:rotfl:
Cutie101
11-04-2015, 10:46 PM
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Chellyinparadise
11-04-2015, 11:57 PM
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Haha i love that. Ive been known to put my fingers down to act like im playing with myself but bring up my middle finger to cam lol im a smart ass cant help it with guys like that
Serena-Shields
11-05-2015, 02:09 AM
'Douche- Your dick looks small
''it shrivels up when poor people come in.''
Douche#2- What do you like in a guy?
-Sex voice- ''A thick, throbbing, juicy... wallet. So, not you.''
Douche#3- Can I see tits?
''I don't show for free, cheap-ass.'' -blocks and shows tits-
CharlieTen
11-05-2015, 06:58 AM
Custie: Tell me what it tastes like
Me: Brown bread.
In a separate session:
Custie: Tell me what it tastes like
Me: It's smooth, rich, with oaky tones and a very deep texture.
IvyAdams
11-05-2015, 08:33 AM
'Douche- Your dick looks small
''it shrivels up when poor people come in.''
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
CharlieTen
12-12-2015, 10:03 AM
guy: why arent u shaven?
me: cuz im a lazy hippie
I WIN
Sunnylexie
01-20-2016, 07:23 AM
I modified a CB bot to change "PM" to "ignore". Works for the smilie/graphics commands as well:
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Sweet! }:D