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SweetieBitch
02-02-2016, 05:33 PM
Douchebro in free chat: "Too bad you're not a hooker."

Me: *scoff* "Too bad you have to pay for sex... you must not be interesting enough to fuck for free."

:P :dance:

SheWolfie
02-12-2016, 11:55 PM
rando: U R so beautiful misstress
me: How are you prepared to serve me?
rando: any way you want misstress
me: alright let's go excl, we're setting your pubes on fire.

Selenasecret
02-13-2016, 02:01 AM
^^ awesomeness in a bottle ��

Cutie101
07-29-2016, 02:11 PM
Member : I'm afraid I won't like you and waste money on pvt
Member : I'm sure u get it eheh
Me: it's ok, I don't like you for wasting my time for free either

SylvySinclair
07-29-2016, 02:26 PM
guy: take ur clothes off.
me: no, here u do as i say, take ur clothes off and turn that filthy ass to me, i wanna fuck u hard! ha!

Cutie101
07-29-2016, 02:45 PM
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This dude comes in my room and right after half of second, he is posting that.
LOL.
It reminds me of all the idiots who copy paste messages in models rooms like " Hey hru? wanna show me ur ass and i take u pvt?".
I get is copy pasted when:
1. Is posted way too fast, members can't type that super fast.
2. It starts with "Hey hru?" and then follows the request or whatever they say.
Why the fuck you put "Hey hru?" u don't care how I am anyway ;D

Bootsie
07-30-2016, 12:06 PM
Me: *singing along to music because none of the lurkers are talking and I am OVER IT*
Dude: youre a terrible singer
Me: You're an asshole.
Dude: whut?
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were making obvious and unnecessary observations.

Cutie101
08-23-2016, 02:29 AM
Idiot : u r so hot cud u erect me
ME : that's why i am here -
Idiot : ok fish me then
Idiot : wannna c the whole body
ME: nah, i like whales not baitfish

Sunnylexie
09-03-2016, 12:44 AM
Nutjob: show me whatcha working with girl
Me: *show my laptop to the cam* Here, an MSI Dominator GT72 2QD.
Nutjob: cm on you can do better than that
Me *sigh* True, it's not of the newest ones.

DeepThoughts
09-03-2016, 04:55 AM
I was camming with a guy doing gold shows at 10mins for $10

Loser:seriously $10?? Your worth maybe $4
Me: Yah, I know but Dexter is worth another $6

Tigrillo
09-03-2016, 03:08 PM
I had a small one the other day....

him: what do u do in pvt?
me: I cook chicken in breadcrumbs, then eat it slowly while making eye contact with the cam.
him: LOL
me: sorry, it's just kind of an idle question, wouldn´t you say.
him: /moves to paid chat for 15 minutes
WIN

Cutie101
10-26-2016, 08:56 PM
Idiot (never been in my private chat, but being around in freechat all the time): It's my birthday today! what gift u have for me?
Me: I am sure at Sephora they don't offer you bday gifts just because you enter in the store and smell their perfumes while asking for stamples. You gotta open up your pockets deep, before they bother to give you a gift.

AnotherLily
11-03-2016, 09:59 AM
Notawasteofspace: play with your tits

me: play with your wallet

*notawasteofspace takes me private until limit is hit*


=D

DeepThoughts
11-03-2016, 11:12 AM
^^ Oh! This is a good one! I might just steal it.

Arwen25
11-03-2016, 11:46 AM
I had a small one the other day....

him: what do u do in pvt?
me: I cook chicken in breadcrumbs, then eat it slowly while making eye contact with the cam.
him: LOL
me: sorry, it's just kind of an idle question, wouldn´t you say.
him: /moves to paid chat for 15 minutes
WIN



OMG. Do you mind if I use this? x

Cutie101
01-03-2017, 05:03 AM
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AlyssaJane
01-05-2017, 08:32 AM
I modified a CB bot to change "PM" to "ignore". Works for the smilie/graphics commands as well:

44020

Sweet! }:D

This is iconic. Laughed so hard

LolaInParadise
01-09-2017, 11:24 AM
When they ask to see my ass in free chat I reply with....

"Why show my ass in free chat when you are showing yours asking for something FREE? You're about all the ASS this room can handle right now!"

Shuts them up REAL FAST and cracks up the rest of the guys.

foxirox
01-31-2017, 11:08 AM
Got this timewaster loon who comes onto my Skype wanting me to get naked. I tell him I'm a femdom and don't do vanilla stuff anymore. He persists that he wants to meet and then says he wants us to discuss a dominating role-play. I smell the BS and he asks me to continue our role-play discussion.

Him : "Let's do a dominating role-play then. You catch me jacking off and then...you continue telling me what you would do"
Me : Wait...you want me to finish discussing our role-play"
Him " Yeah, you are the domme, so you tell me how the role-play happens and what you would do to me". You can do what you like".
Me : "You're right - I am a femdom and I CAN do what I like. So, I will tell you how the rest of this roleplay goes, shall I?"
Him : "Please - yes, do it now"
Me : "Okay hunny, i'll continue the story for you. One day, Goddess Roxy was working away dominating her customers and suddenly she gets a request from a young man called "Andy". Andy claims he wants to meet up, and for Goddess Roxy to get naked. He persists by telling her how much he wants to be dominated. However poor little Andy was unaware that Goddess Roxy is very clever and can smell the bullshit a thousand miles away. So, Goddess Roxy decides to report little Andy for wasting her precious time, and to out his skype name to all the other models and all over her social media for being a bad little timewaster bitch. This way no other model will have to suffer anymore time wasting from this pathetic low-life piece of scum. Is that a good enough ending for you?!"
Me : BLOCK. THE END.

Cutie101
06-06-2017, 01:05 PM
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I admit, sometimes inspiration hits me out of nowhere and sometimes I struggle to find it and I end up using the ban button, out of frustration ;D

Cutie101
12-02-2017, 06:12 PM
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hyori
12-31-2017, 01:29 PM
Neckbeard: Hi, I'd like to order some eggrolls and have my laundry done.
Me: Well, since you're too stupid to know that this happens to be a camsite and not a restaurant/laundry, I'll have to walk you through step by step through the next few procedures.
Neckbeard: I'd also like a massage.
Me: Please take your made in China chair and place underneath your light fixture.
Neckbeard: Hurry up, china girl.
Me: Once you've done that please grab your made in China skipping rope, or extension cord, or any kind of rope like material. Most likely they are all made in China.
Neckbeard: wtf is wrong with you.
Me: Tie the said rope around the light fixture and make sure to leave a loop big enough for your fat head.
Neckbeard: fuck you
Me: Stand up on your Chinese chair and stick your head through the Chinese rope loop. Take a selfie with your made in China cell phone camera.
Neckbeard: you're sick
Me: kick the Chinese chair out from beneath you and make sure you look at your made in China socks and shoes.

Kiki_Jane
01-01-2018, 01:55 PM
Ok, this isn't witty per se, but it amused me for a moment.

Cheapo: Can we get a preview?

I paste my canned message "6 for boobs or an ass shake, 4 to stand + turn or get something"

Cheapo: At least say something dirty?

Me: Fuck you, that's pretty dirty right? Cheap asshole.

(then I ban him, because I'm so NOT into arguing in My camroom)

Cutie101
01-02-2018, 01:50 AM
Lately I started to troll back the members and it's lovely. Time flies faster, they get frustrated, I relax and laugh at them, all good. My latest trolling:



Idiot: heyyy
Me: hi
Idiot: whats good
Me: me
Idiot: i just ran out of credits yesterday and im out of money and it sucks
Me: too bad
Idiot: your telling me lmao
Idiot: where you from tho ?
Me: Europe
Idiot: oh
Idiot: how thick are you?
Me: what?
Idiot: like how big is your ass?
Me: big enough
Idiot: prove it or your lying lmao
Me: Yea
Idiot: show us lmao
Me: Broke ass and demanding
Me: perfect recipe to get freebies
Me: NOT
Idiot: c'mon show us your ass
Idiot: lmao
Idiot: you gassin lmao flaming on everyone lmao
Me: why do you say "lmao" at the end of all the phrases and keep repeating "lmao" on everything? Sign of low IQ?

*After a few minutes of silence *


Idiot: oh and btw ion got a low iq im playing in the minor league for the Minnesota Twins so yeah
Idiot: and graduated college with a 4.000
Me: ahahahahaha omg u really feel yourself
Me: lovely
Me: u graduated college and your grammar sucks
Me: how much money did you bribe?
Idiot: who
Idiot: ?
Me: you, of course

* another few minuters of silence*

Idiot: bruh stfu bro you don't even know me. your more then gladly to talk to me when you start making 450,000 a year
Me: lol
Me: thanks, I started the year with a good laugh
Me (copy pasting his initial words)i just ran out of credits yesterday and im out of money and it sucks
Me: but he makes half a million per year
Me: sounds legit
Me: you really are attcking yourself, broke ass. I fucking love it

He finally leaves. Me wins.

Cutie101
12-09-2018, 06:27 AM
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Cutie101
11-04-2021, 07:16 PM
3 years??? Really? We need a good laugh in here! I looked at the lasts posts, including mine and omg, how crazy big my mouth was. I missed this and I will immediately start doing this again :)))

Luci Fer
11-04-2021, 09:28 PM
Cutie, thanks to you I found this thread ;D I wish we could add threads to our favs!
Ok, here are some of my stories.
1) I get a message 'Bb, I love your feet sooo much! Can you send me a pic?''
I go google 'male hairy feet'', choose a pic that is just the best for the description, name the file 'my cute tootsies' and message him: "oh, of course! Here they are, just after a pedi and foot massage! Do you wanna have your cock between them right now?;);)", attaching the pic.
He answered that he hated me. Never asked for any pics after ;D
2) I cam, dressed in pvc catsuit and gloves. Someone enters a chat and asks if I like to wear pvc/leather outfits.
Me: no. I try to avoid it! As you see, now I am in satin white dress, love it sooo much!
Him: Do you like gloves too?
Me: absolutely HATE gloves.
He leaves lol.

Cutie101
11-05-2021, 04:55 PM
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FloridaSunDoll
11-08-2021, 12:08 AM
user: "would you fuck my 19 year old dick?"
me: "hmmmm idk it depends...*acting like I'm thinking real hard*"
user: "depends on what?"
me: "on whether or not you're going to pay the 10G to make me answer your question"
user has logged off

may not be the wittiest come back but has pretty much become my response whenever timewasters try to ask a million questions in my room. I like reeling them in so they think I'm actually going to play along and then waster THEIR time lol

Luci Fer
11-08-2021, 12:21 AM
user: "would you fuck my 19 year old dick?"
me: "hmmmm idk it depends...*acting like I'm thinking real hard*"
user: "depends on what?"
me: "on whether or not you're going to pay the 10G to make me answer your question"
user has logged off

may not be the wittiest come back but has pretty much become my response whenever timewasters try to ask a million questions in my room. I like reeling them in so they think I'm actually going to play along and then waster THEIR time lol

no, that' s a gooood one!;D

nattyfetish
11-08-2021, 08:22 AM
rando: U R so beautiful misstress
me: How are you prepared to serve me?
rando: any way you want misstress
me: alright let's go excl, we're setting your pubes on fire.

Omg I missed this thread so much ! I am bursting out in laugh in free chat and these dudes probably think I am nuts LOL

Miss_ShaSha
11-08-2021, 11:19 AM
Member: "Hi, how are you?"

Me: "Are you here to do a show or waste my time?"

Note on member profile: timewaster.

Hahahaaa

FloridaSunDoll
11-08-2021, 01:18 PM
Gottaloveit10Im in nc
Gottaloveit10Figured u was close by if love to meet uo and pay u big bucks
Gottaloveit10Couple hundreds
Me: I'm curious to know what site your using. This stream broadcasts to hundreds of sites. can you tell me what site ur using?
Gottaloveit10Pornhub babe
Me: oh gotchya hold on let me see what it says
Gottaloveit10Why?
Me: *starts reading the terms and conditions from ph about meeting/prostitution*
Gottaloveit10 has logged off (reason: user left)


I'm most insulted about the couple hundreds bucks lol I wouldnt do it regardless but damn at least make it sound good haha

FloridaSunDoll
11-09-2021, 03:43 PM
User: too expensive
Me: I set my prices high to keep broke guys like you from my room
User has logged off

The past 24hrs I’ve had several customers complain about my prices (haven’t changed them since June) and this has been my go to response

liquidsilk
11-09-2021, 05:44 PM
User: too expensive
Me: I set my prices high to keep broke guys like you from my room
User has logged off

The past 24hrs I’ve had several customers complain about my prices (haven’t changed them since June) and this has been my go to response
Too expensive

"yes, it keeps the riff raff out"
"reassuringly, darling"
"Buy cheap, buy twice"

Etc etc

Cutie101
11-09-2021, 10:32 PM
Idiot on MFC: "Omg your minimum tip!! wtf why??!"
Me: "I like to skip formalities"

Miss_ShaSha
11-11-2021, 09:53 AM
Mrputiton328 Hi love

Me: Hello

Mrputiton328 How much to see that ass

Me: You can use my GOLD menu. I'm sure you can find it.

Mrputiton328 I’m gonna make that pussy cum

Me: For a price, perhaps. I, however, don't think you possess that much. I'm willing to wager a bet.

Mrputiton328 Hah your funny

Me: Many have said I should do stand up. Either tip GOLD or get kicked. My kick button works well.

Kicked.

Mrputiton328 You’ve just got reported your so disrespectful

Me: I truly don't give a fuck. I'll show you exactly how many fucks I give. While you're at it...get a screenshot.

You have blocked Mrputiton328.