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mediocrity
05-01-2012, 07:12 PM
OMFG have y'all gone to the site and watched the video??? There's a point where the girl sits in front of the guy, just rubs his crotch and LICKS HER OWN ARM REPEATEDLY.
LOLZ.
mediocrity
05-01-2012, 07:13 PM
""Prostitution will die."
Posted by Bella Zarama on May 01, 2012 0 Comments
"...this company should support the fact that these pants can get you off in one song so you dont go wasting hundreds at a titty bar. Prostitution will die." -- jdub
Thanks for the great comment, jdub.
We do support said fact. Indeed, it's a source of great pride.
We want guys to have their fun at the strip club (where it's safe and legal), and stay out of dangerous situations (pimps and handcuffs). Check out our mission statement. We'd like nothing more than to make the world's oldest profession obsolete.
Guys, you have a choice. Choose the strip club! It's cheaper, the girls are cuter, and you're still going to have an earth-shattering orgasm (if you wear your Liquids!)."
WTFFFF
Sophia_Starina
05-03-2012, 10:24 AM
Fuck lunch. I've officially lost my appetite.
ArmySGT.
05-03-2012, 05:53 PM
There are no Angels in Liquid Pervert pants.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/littlecherubs.jpg
Cheo_D
05-06-2012, 11:40 AM
Y'know, one can never underestimate the marketplace, really.... but still, at least the Pet Rock was just ironically stupid. This sounds like some sort of a plot to make SBM look not so bad in comparison. They do look uncomfortable and hey, I'll be sitting in my own messes often enough when I'm 105 and wearing Depends 24/7. No need to experience that feeling sooner.
And maybe as a male my "desire to orgasm is intense", but I damn well want it to happen in a pleasant and civilized manner, with the other party a willing and enthusiastic partner in the deed. I will not spontaneously combust nor climb the clock tower with a hunting gun If I don't pop every single day.
Vyanka
05-07-2012, 02:20 AM
Ugh. I think I came across a customer wearing these. He approached me, told me he wanted to do VIP bc he has on these "specific" shorts. Ugh. Gross. And yes, I walked away and he kept following me giving me an odd look. Just one of those creeps who looked like a serial killer that make you shiver and skin crawl. Ugh.
Way to make a stripper's life easier, former stripper. These are def made for dirty cheap fucks who want a bang for their buck.