View Full Version : Strippers that caress custies' crotch to entice them into buying dances?
Kimba71
05-30-2012, 04:48 AM
This isn't going to go well...
Hahah....Yoda! Great line...:) I seriously cracked up laughimg when i read this after i read the org. Post... Perfect line..hahaha
ImNotOliver
06-16-2012, 06:13 PM
^ How much did you spend on her Oliver? It’s been awhile but I’m guessing no more than ten dollars a visit and that was only tipping her while she was on stage.
Interesting. In just about every club I go to a dancer approaching the stage to sit with a customer is either frowned upon or completely against the rules. Did you guys get any dirty looks from the dancer on stage that you were ignoring? Oh, sorry. You wouldn't have noticed since you had completely lost interest in the girl who's stage you were sitting at. Did you at least tip the girl on stage? Maybe you should get out more. I’ve seen it done quite often. It isn’t that the approaching stripper is necessarily there to steal away a customer. The approaching stripper always throws up some money of her own and usually is friends with the girl on stage. I’ve never ever not tipped a stripper who I watched on stage.
It's really fascinating to me that, in all my years of clubbing, I never seem to meet any of these magical girls who don't want money and seem to show up at the club solely for the purpose of being naked in a room full of strange men...you know, just for fun! I find it really fascinating how some people can read into things that just aren’t there. I’ve never met a stripper who did it just for fun either – far from it. But, you must know that strippers are women and as such have needs and wants just like the rest of us. It probably doesn’t happen on a regular basis but for most strippers ever so often a guy will come into the club and she will find him attractive/funny/whatever and will act accordingly even if she has no intention of dating him or anything else.
I’m a musician and when I play live ever so often there will be a girl who will catch my eye. During the set we may make eyes and I’ll play to her and she’ll swoon but I don’t get up there for free just to see if I can catch a girl. Her being there is just incidental. Seems to me that it is a lot like a stripper taking an interest in someone in her audience.
To me the whole point of going to a strip club is to have fun. A major part of that fun is in flirting with the strippers. I do it all the time and the strippers I know/have known have been great fun on that end as I’m pretty good at putting a smile on a woman’s face, sometimes with little more than my own smiling face. Reading some of the posts around here, one would get the idea that strippers are cold money grubbers with an attitude. I don’t find that with strippers in real life.
All Good Things
06-16-2012, 08:36 PM
I’m a musician and when I play live ever so often there will be a girl who will catch my eye. During the set we may make eyes and I’ll play to her and she’ll swoon but I don’t get up there for free just to see if I can catch a girl. Her being there is just incidental. Seems to me that it is a lot like a stripper taking an interest in someone in her audience.
OK, just for fun, let's say that this is all true. Even the swooning part.
Here's how your dynamic with the girl in the audience is fundamentally different from the dynamic when you are a customer in the club.
1. The girl who is smiling at you in the audience did not pay you directly to perform, and never tips you to perform.
The dancer smiling at you in the strip club is smiling at you because you are the only one who pays for her to perform -- both directly (through dances and rooms) and through tips.
2. Your interaction with the girl in the audience is not part of your business transaction -- even if she paid for a ticket in advance, that was unrelated to the swoon-inducing charm you have in such stunning abundance. So all this flirting will have no role in paying your bills in the future.
The dancer in the strip club is hoping to be able to get even more money out of you in the future by making a connection through a smile, so the smile (and flirting) for her are an important business strategy.
No wait, you're a musician. That reminds me of a joke.
Question: What does an exotic dancer do to her asshole before she goes to work?
Answer: Drops him off at band practice.
Back to our discussion.
3. Playing music for you is (presumably) something you love to do, not something you would not ever do if you were not being paid to do it.
Despite what the dancers actually tell you in the club, there is exactly zero chance they would be dancing in public for free.
To me the whole point of going to a strip club is to have fun. A major part of that fun is in flirting with the strippers. I do it all the time and the strippers I know/have known have been great fun on that end as I’m pretty good at putting a smile on a woman’s face, sometimes with little more than my own smiling face. Reading some of the posts around here, one would get the idea that strippers are cold money grubbers with an attitude. I don’t find that with strippers in real life.
The whole point of every customer going to a strip club is to have fun. But you know that part where you feel like it's all fun to you, you are impossibly charming, they love you to death, all that? Yeah, making you feel like that is their job. They do it so well with you that you're apparently not even aware they are doing it. Good for them!
What you are seeing in this forum is the dancers stepping out of that role and being a lot more honest with you. It's not that they are "cold money grubbers with an attitude," they are just talking about what it's like at work -- you know, that place we all go to make money so we can pay the bills. So that's why the focus is more on money here.
And it only feels like "attitude" to you because here you are not "putting a smile on their face, sometimes with little more than my own smiling face."
Holy crap, I can't believe I actually wrote that -- thank God for quotation marks! :)
ImNotOliver
06-17-2012, 03:16 AM
Despite what the dancers actually tell you in the club, there is exactly zero chance they would be dancing in public for free. I’m guessing here that you’ve never hung out with strippers outside of a strip club. In my immediate social circle about half of the women are or where strippers. When we are out having a good time it is not all that unusual to see one or more of them lifting her shirt or skirt just for a laugh or to freak someone out.
What you are seeing in this forum is the dancers stepping out of that role and being a lot more honest with you. It's not that they are "cold money grubbers with an attitude," they are just talking about what it's like at work -- you know, that place we all go to make money so we can pay the bills. So that's why the focus is more on money here. Actually it seems more like a few guys that hang around strip clubs and think that they know everything there is to know about strippers presenting a rather distorted view of what strippers and strip clubs are all about. I’m not posting in any of the other sections just this one on customer conversation. Everything isn’t about money is it? Perhaps it is just your point of view? Sorry for you.
Actually you and the other two remind me a lot of those guys that hang out at strip clubs, usually at the end of the bar. They seem to know all the girls but only superficially. The whole money thing is all they really know because that is really all they see. It skews their thinking and blinds them to how male-female interactions actually occur.
… you know that part where you feel like it's all fun to you, you are impossibly charming, they love you to death, all that? Yeah, making you feel like that is their job. They do it so well with you that you're apparently not even aware they are doing it. I guess the woman at the Deli who always gives me extra fries, the girl at the dollar store who gets all giddy when I go in, the woman who works in my doctor’s office who always manages to spring a hug on me,… all the women who have come onto me over the years all the way back to high school when the girl who would become prom queen pursued me quite vigorously where all just doing their job. What about my gf? She hasn’t danced for years. Is she still just doing her job?
… And it only feels like "attitude" to you because here you are not "putting a smile on their face, sometimes with little more than my own smiling face." I only get attitude on this forum, mostly from the guys. In strip clubs I am putting smiles on their faces with little more than just my own smile. I tip but it is not the tips that make them smile.
The strip clubs that I frequent are little more than neighborhood bars with a dance stage and a iPod powered juke box. Like it or not they are social clubs as much as strip clubs. It is not all that unusual to go in and find as many female as male customers. One stripper I know insists that her club is like Cheers, where everybody knows your name. The bartenders, cooks, and strippers are all working but all still find time to join in the social interactions much as the way the bar staff interacts with the customers on Cheers – even outside the club. Yet, for some reason this aspect of strip clubs is missing around here to the point where it seems to be taboo. It is in this social setting that I have become friends with strippers, and in this social setting I was able to romance my gf. In this social setting I have also set up business deals that have nothing to do with strippers or strip clubs. In these social settings I have seen strippers setting up their after stripping careers.
Here’s something about strippers I bet you never knew. The most common career path that strippers take after leaving stripping is some kind of care position like nursing or working at an old folks home.
UrbanOzz
06-17-2012, 06:00 AM
this is pretty common in Toronto and i don't like it because I have no excuse if they feel a hard on. The sales are pretty hard and aggressive here. There was this one girl who was incredibly hot that came over but i was saving my money for someone else, anyways she came over, talked a little, grabbed my crotch, realized it was rock solid, and game over. She proceeded to sit on my lap talk dirty to me, i said no, but she wouldn't take no for an answer because she felt the erection and knew i was into her....so sure enough we went off into the back for some dances. i had to go to the atm and replenish my wallet for the girl i was waiting for.
i guess i relate it to showing your cards.
jannisary
06-17-2012, 11:27 AM
Caressing the customers crotch while making a sales pitch is fairly common in the lower tier clubs on the "eastside" near St. Louis. It was an awkward experience the first few times, especially when not really interested in the dancer. Some of the dancers were hot but I was waiting on someone else or just not that into them for one reason or another. It is a hard core hustle and if you're not really interested in getting dances with the girl, you've got to keep the big head in control regardless of how hard the smaller head might be. You've just got to as firm in your denials to the hustler's propositions as you are in your pants. Also you want to decline as quickly as politely possible. If you waste her time and let her caress you for a full song before telling her NO, that's just rude and the girls do talk to each other about that stuff.
ImNotOliver
06-17-2012, 04:46 PM
Despite what the dancers actually tell you in the club, there is exactly zero chance they would be dancing in public for free.
After some thought I thought I’d show you more examples of strippers doing what they do but for without pay.
Growing up, the girl that lived next used to invite me over, take me to her room and put on a show for me, a stripper show. After we graduated from high school she became a stripper.
I was traveling on the light rail with a stripper. In each car there are poles that people who are standing hang onto. This girl grabbed onto one of those poles and started doing stripper like moves. All with her clothes on, but still very sexy.
A group of us were hanging out in a park drinking beer and smoking you know what. Next to where we were there was a utility pole. From this utility pole came a guy wire down to the ground at about 30 degrees from the pole. Covering the guy wire was a plastic sheathing that was easily turned. This one girl grabbed hold of that plastic sheathing and put on a show, stripper pole style. Mostly she kept her clothes on but when she was hanging upside down on that wire her t-shirt fell away exposing her breasts.
Simular situation, same girl. She was wearing a sun dress and nothing else. Stretching out she put her hands on a wall and started doing these gyrations with her hips. Though she never took off her dress, by the time she was done anyone watching would have seen all her private parts.
Someone had gotten a block of like 20 tickets to a baseball game. We went as a group with most of the women being strippers. At some point the girls got into this thing they called a tittie wave. It’s kind of like the waves you see at sporting events but in this version each girl stands up and shows her tits. It got us kicked out of there.
How many times has this happened? I’m at a party and some stripper is there and she’ll say something like, “I guess you don’t recognize me with my clothes on.” And then proceed to expose her breast or her bottom and exclaim, “Recognize me know?” All in fun.
I was at this party and all the guys were in the living room playing the video game Rock Band. Suddenly I looked up and there where all the women, most of them strippers, were outside the living room window looking in, all exposing their breasts, dancing around.
I met this woman and she kind of came onto me in much the same way that a stripper would approach a customer. At one point she kind of turned her back to me, hiked her buttocks up a little and looked back at me over her shoulder, asking me to come with her. Doing this she looked so stripper like I had to follow just to see how far she would take it. A few days later I was hanging out with some friends when she came around. To get my attention she flashed me one of her boobs. Turns out she had been a stripper for 18 years.
:shocking:
yoda57us
06-17-2012, 06:44 PM
Maybe you should get out more.
And maybe you should pay more attention to what you are reading. I said that it was a RULE in many clubs, not that I liked or disliked the idea. Get out more often? Pal, I was going to strip clubs before you knew what a woman's breast looked like...
I’m a musician and when I play live ever so often there will be a girl who will catch my eye. During the set we may make eyes and I’ll play to her and she’ll swoon but I don’t get up there for free just to see if I can catch a girl. Her being there is just incidental. Seems to me that it is a lot like a stripper taking an interest in someone in her audience.
It might be the same if you were playing in a band naked in front of strangers, paying the club to allow you to work there, being forced to tip-out other members of the staff and being groped by strangers...Oh wait, it's not really the same at all is it?
All Good Things
06-17-2012, 08:35 PM
I’m guessing here that you’ve never hung out with strippers outside of a strip club.
I hope you're not as awful on your instrument as you are at guessing. I would recommend that you try reading and learning instead.
When you've been involved in serious relationships with as many dancers (and ex-dancers) as I have, know as many dancers on this site as I do, hung out at social events, birthday parties, dance clubs, and dinner parties in their own homes with dancers in North America, Europe and Asia for longer than you've even been alive, then you can lecture me on what it's like to "date a stripper."
Really, you are coming across as a complete horse's ass so far on this site because you don't know who you are talking to, or how far out of your depth you really are, but neither of those two facts keeps you from talking out of your ass. It's a foolish conceit of the young and uneducated (that would be you) who somewhere along the line became convinced that they are God's gift to women.
They're not (that would be you, too).
Actually you and the other two remind me a lot of those guys that hang out at strip clubs, usually at the end of the bar. They seem to know all the girls but only superficially. The whole money thing is all they really know because that is really all they see. It skews their thinking and blinds them to how male-female interactions actually occur.
Son, the places I "hang out" in strip clubs are places you've never even seen.
From your description of the clubs you frequent, you've never even set foot into any of my top five clubs in the world.
roast
06-17-2012, 09:06 PM
Id pay really good money to have John Lithgow do a dramatic reading of Customer Conversation.
yoda57us
06-18-2012, 01:10 PM
Id pay really good money to have John Lithgow do a dramatic reading of Customer Conversation.
I'd love to see him do it as the "trinity" character from "Dexter". With claw hammer of course....
Kessler
06-21-2012, 02:46 AM
ImnotOliver - pop quiz, hotshot:
A girl flashing her boobs for 2 seconds or doing "stripper moves" fully clothed for 5 minutes at a party is so ridiculously different from being on the job, I'm flabbergasted that I need to point this out. In the scenarios you listed, no one is trying to grope/lick them, no one is paying them based on how far they can push their personal limits, and no one is rude, obnoxious or sexually predatory toward them just because they're getting paid. And if you dont think thats the norm for dancers while they're at work, then someone needs to get out more and his name rhymes with blimebuttfolidur.
The mere fact that you draw comparisons between these party scenarios and stripping as a profession makes me question much of what you post, including how you perceive others feel about you. I'm not denying your conquests. I'm just saying that, well, when you talk about yourself, you're an unreliable narrator. Or worse, a bad bluffer who doesn't know when to stop firing into the pot.
I hope you're neither of these, and moving forward, you'll listen more than you speak. There are decent...wait, maybe not decent ;)...good people here with amazing experiences and advice.
Try to remember Downey's immortal words: "Never go full retard."
Btw, out here, the whole rub the lamp move is a common tactic.
ImNotOliver
06-30-2012, 05:26 PM
Pal, I was going to strip clubs before you knew what a woman's breast looked like...
…longer than you've even been alive….
Ya all are old guys, aren’t ya? Every good stripper I’ve ever known tended to have at least one old guy that would come in a regular basis. The old guy usually had been financially successful as he always seemed to tip the girl quite handsomely. The tipping might be a hundred or two a night two times a week, week after week, year after year. He also tipped the wait staff well. Due to his generosity he was given first class service - as it should be. Part of this is that he gets to monopolize his favorite stripper for awhile whenever he comes in. He’s nice, he’s articulate, respectable even, but he tends to have led a life of romantic failure. Underneath his smile, his eyes and the lines on his face give him away. But just for awhile he gets to walk into a nice neighborhood bar and eat a nice home style cooked meal with a very nice, very pretty, very gracious young lady. It is not all that unusual for the old guy to take his favorite stripper out to diner, the opera, to a museum… she’ll even go to the hospital and visit him when he has his heart attack. Mostly though, he is harmless.
I’m kind of a people watcher. When I’m in a strip club I look around and see how people behave. I’m in agreement that the vast majority of guys that go into strip clubs have zero chance of ever getting a stripper to go home with him. (Unless, of course, if we were talking about those girls who are in reality hookers parading around as strippers, but we’re not.) But there is that small minority of guys and you dancers reading this know what I’m talking about. :blush:
Sometimes when I sit in strip clubs I see a lot of loneliness and desperation on one side and a lot of boredom on the other side. It seems to me that that is what ends the career of most strippers; they just get tired of doing it. You guys out there, how would you like it if ever so often you’d be there trudging away at your boring slaving job, and a cute girl would come in, somehow connected with your work, and flirt playfully with you. Well, to quite a few strippers, I have been like that cute girl. There have been a few old guys who figured out who was putting his girl in such a good mood and have bought me drinks.
It might be the same if you were playing in a band naked in front of strangers, paying the club to allow you to work there, being forced to tip-out other members of the staff and being groped by strangers...Oh wait, it's not really the same at all is it? Looks like you’ve totally missed the analogy.
…God's gift to women.Your imaginary being gave me to women, as a gift?!
…naked in front of strangers,.. Being naked in front of people all the time kind of takes the sting out of it. Compared to other women, strippers tend to be most comfortable being naked. Just saying. It might be that many of them tend to be exhibitionists. If you want to see things get pushed to the edge just get a bunch of exhibitionists together and set them free.
Lets not forget the other talent of a good stripper; that of extracting money from men. Every stripper I’ve ever know was pretty good at getting guys to pay for things for them. In a strip club she tries to tease it out of him by showing her body. Outside the club and after they leave stripping they still know that most guys are suckers. Her car runs out of gas, no big deal, some guy will give her a few bucks or even pay to fill up her tank and throw in a few more dollars for down the road. She wants to ride the city bus and asks the other riders if anyone has change for a ten. Some guy is sure to pop up and offer to pay her fare. More often though it is with guys that she has developed “relationships” with over the years were she is most successful at extracting money from. I'm not too keen giving money to my gf and I certainly can't understand guys who give women money and get nothing out of it.
And the other talent of many a stripper, that of being a good hostess. My gf used to work an afternoon shift so that the peak of her business day was during and shortly after the afternoon rush hour. Many of the guys just stopped in for a drink to unwind from work before going home. She used to tell me that it was her job to see that those men were enjoying themselves, that they had a good time. If it took her getting naked, well that was okay with her. She’d say things like, “When I’m in the house, everybody has a good time.” And she’d say it in such a way with all her movements to make it seem as if she was saying, “calling all cummers.” But she’s not like that, just part of the show. Outside of strip clubs, if there is a group of people, many of the strippers that I’ve known will see to it that everyone has a good time. For instance, when giving a party my gf is a perfect hostess. She sees that everyone has drink and food, that everyone has a comfortable place to sit, and that everyone gets talked to, everyone is included, feels welcome.
ImNotOliver
06-30-2012, 05:51 PM
When you've been involved in serious relationships with as many dancers (and ex-dancers) as I have, know as many dancers on this site as I do, hung out at social events, birthday parties, dance clubs, and dinner parties in their own homes with dancers in North America, Europe and Asia for longer than you've even been alive, then you can lecture me on what it's like to "date a stripper." Lived with them, held them close when they cried, listened to them when no one else seemed to understand, made them feel safe, went out of your way to make her day just a little bit brighter?
rickdugan
07-01-2012, 08:49 AM
I’m kind of a people watcher. When I’m in a strip club I look around and see how people behave. I’m in agreement that the vast majority of guys that go into strip clubs have zero chance of ever getting a stripper to go home with him. (Unless, of course, if we were talking about those girls who are in reality hookers parading around as strippers, but we’re not.) But there is that small minority of guys and you dancers reading this know what I’m talking about.
I'm something of a student of human behavior myself. What I'm getting from you is the vibe of a wannabe who is trying way too hard to front like a playa'. A real playa' acts like he's been there before. You, however, are on here writing essays in a painful attempt to convince us, and probably yourself, that you are different than the old and pathetic guys walking in the door of a SC. If you say so.
Idk, but when I was fucking and sucking my way through my early and mid 30s, I wasn't on websites writing essays about my conquests/interactions or trying to convince other people that I was a playa', though the Internet certainly was a useful place for other reasons. Instead, my free time was spent lining up the next weekend's fun.
Now I'll even agree with you that not all strippers are such hardened pros that connections cannot form. I ultimately chickened out of a couple of these situations myself, including one where I acted rather poorly. But, whether it is strippers or any other girls, if you have to try this hard to convince others that you are an operator, then you are most definitely not.
Sorry to say it that way dude, but there it is. I'm not trying to be harsh here, but IMHO you really ought to rethink your approach in posting on here. I'm actually starting to feel embarrassed for you when I read some of that stuff.
yoda57us
07-01-2012, 09:28 AM
I'm something of a student of human behavior myself. What I'm getting from you is the vibe of a wannabe who is trying way too hard to front like a playa'. A real playa' acts like he's been there before.
Exactly. And the wanna-be's are the guys that dancers spend the most time whining about when they come back over to us "old guys"....
I'm not ashamed on the lines on my face. Call them battle scars or the natural progression of age. Whatever. During a debate, the fall back position for many young guys is that the older customers are losers and if not for spending money they would never get a moment of attention. I suggest that is exactly the point and is why dancers flock to and give excellent attention to those of us in the more experienced age group. Of course, we all know that some dancers might cast aside the logic of making money for sitting with a young guy who's mission is to date you not pay you for your time. I've seen it but have never seen it last long.
FBR
^ Back on topic, during the second or third dance Miss D gave me, she gave me a reach around and a very good one indeed. I was hooked for years! :)
yoda57us
07-01-2012, 03:00 PM
Of course, we all know that some dancers might cast aside the logic of making money for sitting with a young guy who's mission is to date you not pay you for your time. I've seen it but have never seen it last long.
Reminds me of a dancer I sort of knew from about ten years ago....
She was young and beautiful but determined to only do dances for young, good looking guys. She used to walk past guys like me and look at us with scorn then go sit with a table full of young guys who would get her drunk and maybe buy a dance or two between them all night. One night she got fired for taking a cute guy into the C-room and offering him a BJ. Turns out he was an off-duty cop attending a bachelor party.
A few years later I was talking with a fave of mine who had worked as a champagne hostess at "no-contact" club out in central Mass for a while. We got on to the subject of dancers that we both knew and this gals name came up. Turns out she had been fired from that club for being a dirty girl and being fined all the time for allowing contact.
The next time I saw this girl she was on the Howard Stern show along with two other women all participating in one of the show's contests. All three were naked and hot but the girl that I was familiar with couldn't seem to keep her fingers from playing with her pussy when she got bored. She also seemed oblivious to the fact that, even though it was a radio show, it was being recorded for video broadcast. She lost the contest and spent most of the time bickering with the other girls and with Howard.
I got curious about her after that so I Googled her name and found that she had failed at just about everything she had ever tried to do in the adult industry and managed to piss a lot of people of on the way. The shame of it is that, when I met her, she was beautiful with great body and a smile that men would go to war over. She could have made amazing money as a dancer for many years if she hadn't chosen not to take the job seriously.
Su Su
07-02-2012, 06:22 AM
We get it ImNotOliver.
Hordes of women LOVE to show you their tits and whatnot. Strippers to be exact. Because that's what they do right? They just LOVE showing off their naked body for you because they're strippers.
& They WANT you to see it, because they just CRAVE your attention. Hell, I'll even give you a little grinding. Cos you're a "musician" and I wanna fuck your brains out.
Not only are you good looking, but you're a down right STRIP CLUB VETERAN.
Judging by all your AMAZING posts, you know all the ropes of the industry, AND how all strippers are like.
Because you've "been there & done that". Wow. Marry me?
Su Su
07-02-2012, 06:41 AM
Oh yeah, and I'm sure all the strippers aren't after your money. How can they be??? Ridiculous!
Because they GENUINELY think you're just SO AMAZING and those beautiful smiles on their faces just come naturally when you're around.
You have this SPELL BOUNDING and CHARMING aura about you, that just makes them... Attracted to you.
& Apart from everyone on this forum, you're the one that knows everything about strippers inside and out.
I can go on and on, but I have to stop before my vaginal fluids flow out of my panties from being so aroused by your knowledge.
Kessler
07-03-2012, 01:12 AM
ImNotOliver, in the final paragraph of your treatise on "How I'm a Young, Hot Player," you mention your 'gf' quite often. She isn't Canadian, is she? Just checking.
I'll be honest - I'm not sure what point you're trying to make with your treatise, "How I'm the Most Attractive Strip Club Customer Ever". Let me break it down for you.
1) You accuse Yoda, AGT and others as being 'old guys'. I'm actually not that old, but I'll lump myself in there. To that end, I'd like to address your quote, "Every good stripper I’ve ever known tended to have at least one old guy that would come in a regular basis. The old guy usually had been financially successful as he always seemed to tip the girl quite handsomely. The tipping might be a hundred or two a night two times a week, week after week, year after year. He also tipped the wait staff well. Due to his generosity he was given first class service - as it should be." You know what I call that? A baller! Straight up. He's wise enough to tip. He's rich enough to tip generously. He's kind enough to treat the wait staff well. And he must be respectful if dancers have been his regulars for years. As for the lines on his face, could be from romantic failure. Could be from the business that he's running to pay for the evening's fun. Conjecture is only fun when there's a point to it. Here, all I see is a dude who's throwing around cash, having a good time, week in and week out, with the hottest girls in the place. If that makes me an "old dude," pray I be ancient one day.
2) You brag about being the cute, young salve to the dancers' boredom. Okay. We'll take your word on that.
3) You answer Yoda and AGT's comments by negating their arguments and showing how you know better. But they're not really answers. More like quips. Quips are like Pringles. Salty wafer-thin bits of air. You can devour 5 of them and still not get any substance.
4) You finally launch into a three paragraph flourish about your knowledge of strippers as a) exhibitionists b) extractors of money and c) 'good hostesses'. I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to accomplish here by telling a bunch of old vets and a room full of dancers what they already know but in more specific and correct ways. These paragraphs seem like the equivalent of teaching a bricklayer how to lay brick. I'd also argue that any stripper who takes a bus and asks to change $10 is probably not a good stripper. A good stripper rides off in that nice, shiny 2013 Lexus while banking half her night's pay for a rainy day because she can.
They say a good bluff is all about telling a story. If you have a weak hand, you tell the story of a strong hand. If you have a strong hand, you tell the story of a weak hand. From your treatise of, "How I'm a Young Stud and Fuck Strippers All the Time," you're screaming, "I HAVE A STRONG HAND!"
Which leads me to believe...what?
All Good Things
07-04-2012, 12:18 AM
My favorite part was his math:
He's nice + he's respectable + he's articulate + he's rich = "He tends to have led a life of romantic failure."
There are single-celled life forms dating to the Cambrian Explosion over 500 million years ago that can do math better than that.
hotexoticdw
08-04-2012, 05:35 PM
If a dancer caresses my crotch, I will probably become her regular. Pretty much a no brainer. One girl pulled me directly from the ATM machine by my crotch at a club once and she got two dances right then and there. I will be the first to admit that women have power over me when they take control of the boss.
Easy Mark
08-10-2012, 11:37 AM
This is true. I'm a musician too, and I always tell the dancers we're in the same business: entertainment. We do it with music; they do it with atmosphere. And we both will do what's necessary for our 'audience' to have fun.
Guys go to clubs to flirt with pretty girls and have them flirt with us. We tip them for their efforts. And every now and then they get a new regular out of the blue, so it's good business for them to flirt.
yoda57us
08-10-2012, 03:11 PM
This is true. I'm a musician too, and I always tell the dancers we're in the same business: entertainment. We do it with music; they do it with atmosphere. And we both will do what's necessary for our 'audience' to have fun.
LMAO! If it's necessary will you take your clothes off and allow strangers to grope you, lick you, drool on you and try to stick their fingers in your ass or vagina? Never mind, I don't think I want to know the answer.
Easy Mark
08-10-2012, 04:33 PM
LMAO! If it's necessary will you take your clothes off and allow strangers to grope you, lick you, drool on you and try to stick their fingers in your ass or vagina? Never mind, I don't think I want to know the answer.
LOL Yeah, I wish! I think the difference is I play music for fun and profit in that order, and dancers play for profit for the lion share. Hopefully they have fun but I'm not optimistic that they wouldn't quit in a second if they could make the same money elsewhere.
Omegaphallic
08-12-2012, 09:30 AM
LMAO! If it's necessary will you take your clothes off and allow strangers to grope you, lick you, drool on you and try to stick their fingers in your ass or vagina? Never mind, I don't think I want to know the answer. I for one would make them put lube on thier finger first. I have my pride after all ;p
Thomas01
08-14-2012, 04:54 PM
I have had this happen to me by a Hispanic girl originally from a south american country (cant remember which one) girl I really wouldn't have picked out but she sat down, we had a conversation about her home country and then she made that move. I took it to mean that she wasn't going to give a lame air dance lap dance. That was correct. As a matter of fact she also offered that I could touch her wherever, suck on her tits and she actually put her mouth on my piece through my pants several times and gave me more time than I actually paid for with me paying upfront and specifically specifying two dances. I did tip her 10 or twenty cant remember.It was a very enjoyable lap dance and I genuinely liked her and her personality. She seemed to be completely okay with everything and I don't know if she was just a really good actor or maybe she actually liked me a little bit. Truthfully, I think I could have picked a girl in this looks range in a bar fairly easily. I just happen to like strippers and most stripper personalities who aren't as likely to be uptight as some girls in bars. I remember I kept asking where she was from and she kept saying Tennessee but her accent was so thick I kept trying to think of what country she was trying to say. Really liked her.