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ManyRoses
03-05-2013, 05:30 PM
One does not simply open tits.

I'm dying. It is so good. It may well become my wallpaper RIGHT NOW. I love you.

Incantatious
03-06-2013, 09:28 AM
A kind of fucked up comic I made expressing an unfortunately common attitude towards sex workers, and the assholes who try to get our services for cheap...

Sometimes the silly fuckers who are so willing to disregard what we do as legit work, are the same goddamn broke morons who want our services!...


http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe78cde15b78a0445acc5a6ed3677a3c/tumblr_mj8jwcRjsE1r3vz0no1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b04ae6f3fd80268fca53a0df32d78be/tumblr_mj8jwcRjsE1r3vz0no2_1280.jpg

Alicia D
03-06-2013, 09:41 AM
LoL

This is from Napoleon Dynamite? Weird movie... :/

Snowy0Star
03-06-2013, 09:56 PM
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God Im such a facebook whore I keep finding shit we should change this thread to Snowys funny Facebook thread

roast
03-07-2013, 12:02 PM
related to Incantatious's post (except with zero artistic skill on my part)

In this episode, Daria is asked "What are your future goals" , after a few others answer... her answer:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9083f672b8bb181238e87cc939d40201/tumblr_miel85m5hP1qzvb9ao1_500.jpg

Aurora_Sunset
03-07-2013, 12:24 PM
That is pure gold, roast! I'm blowing that up, printing it out, and hanging it on my wall!

JoJoX
03-09-2013, 03:40 AM
Not really cam girl but sex industry related...http://weknowmemes.com/2012/01/i-am-selling-condoms-with-free-demonstration/

Snowy0Star
03-09-2013, 12:21 PM
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maryjaynexo
03-12-2013, 02:40 PM
I just found this, and it's too good not to share. Some of the recipes include:
-Double D Boob Buns
-Witch's Tits
-Dirty Sanchez Cookies
-Bukkake Cookies

http://www.porn-bread.com/

LMAO

JoJoX
03-12-2013, 11:07 PM
33006

JoJoX
03-15-2013, 03:28 PM
33021

JoJoX
03-15-2013, 03:30 PM
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JoJoX
03-15-2013, 03:41 PM
When my family comes over my house.


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JoJoX
03-15-2013, 03:50 PM
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JoJoX
03-15-2013, 04:34 PM
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Glasses
03-15-2013, 04:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

It's about gaming (I'm a gamer) but I think it fits camming a bit too...

Snowy0Star
03-15-2013, 04:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

It's about gaming (I'm a gamer) but I think it fits camming a bit too...

that was fucking awsome I think the line hotter then reality is so funny cuz shes really pretty

Glasses
03-15-2013, 04:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_407252&feature=iv&src_vid=urNyg1ftMIU&v=xMrN3Rh55uM

The other one I love. :)

HollyStJohn
03-15-2013, 04:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU

It's about gaming (I'm a gamer) but I think it fits camming a bit too...

There's no diseases in gaming?! I beg to differ after being bent over by a skeleton in Elder Scrolls and catching the Astral Vapors. *sigh* My husband still won't let me live that down!

Glasses
03-15-2013, 05:02 PM
Bwaha just cleanse it with a spell. :D

It's funny cause when I'm gaming, and I'm on vent guys from the guild are like: Facebook me or I don't believe you're a girl, you're just a troll, I'm curious how a gamer girl looks like blablabla.

If they knew they might know my vayjay already and better than my face. No dude, no facebook, I'm not gonna risk FBing a customer.

BluJ
03-15-2013, 05:15 PM
haha, on that note....

http://youtu.be/_eJmYKN_1QE

seller317
03-15-2013, 11:54 PM
Wait he said "no weenies" !!

caitir
03-16-2013, 12:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXyEzD-5bw

^This had me rolling!!!!! :D THanks for that!!!!

JoJoX
03-17-2013, 11:58 PM
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Charnixxx
03-22-2013, 09:47 PM
omg soo funny thanks for the laughs!!!!

Glasses
03-27-2013, 03:30 PM
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euaici
04-10-2013, 02:30 AM
so i think we should copy her....

This girl is a keeper!!!!
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I
wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Snowy0Star
04-10-2013, 07:40 AM
so i think we should copy her....

This girl is a keeper!!!!
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I
wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

I would do things to her just because that was sexy and full of bad assery i liker her : P

astridorbital
04-12-2013, 05:55 AM
My only "daddy issues" are when i have like 8 guys in my room that want me to call them 'daddy' XDD

CinnimonKiss
04-12-2013, 10:30 AM
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My fuckin life right there !!! LMAO

CinnimonKiss
04-12-2013, 10:45 AM
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Snowy0Star
04-28-2013, 07:29 AM
33400

Snowy0Star
05-11-2013, 09:33 AM
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sophiesecrets
05-11-2013, 06:30 PM
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X'D Thank goodness camsites don't send out letters like these...

OUCH... That hurt my feelings...lol, Dafaq!!

Snowy0Star
05-12-2013, 04:10 PM
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Snowy0Star
05-13-2013, 07:06 AM
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Snowy0Star
05-13-2013, 11:58 AM
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sophiesecrets
05-15-2013, 09:55 AM
lol, this isnt camgirl humor but ima camgirl and it made me lol, so it applies i think...

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sophiesecrets
05-18-2013, 03:36 PM
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^^ haha that guy looks mad!

Snowy0Star
05-22-2013, 03:43 PM
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i will not let this thread die : P

cherryblossomsinspring
05-22-2013, 05:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qanc49wd5Ys

cherryblossomsinspring
05-22-2013, 05:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXUVQv-rZmg

cherryblossomsinspring
05-22-2013, 05:25 PM
^ It's all about the puppy montage :) lol

PrincessLavender
05-23-2013, 08:03 AM
This is my fav!33681

PrincessLavender
05-23-2013, 08:04 AM
A few more good ones
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CarmenF
05-23-2013, 08:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXUVQv-rZmg

He's like a better looking and more fit James Deen. Let's hope he has a big dick like James too lol

Snowy0Star
07-08-2013, 05:57 PM
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Shaylala
07-09-2013, 09:38 AM
34288

I just started camming again last night after a two-year hiatus. Thought this was fitting!

JoJoX
07-10-2013, 02:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0EDxtpt4jE

"Can you twerk BB?" ...I get asked that 4546 times a day.

Shaylala
07-10-2013, 04:46 AM
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On my way to bed finally but ran across this tonight and got a laugh out of it and thought some of you might, too!