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PrincessLavender
07-10-2013, 04:53 AM
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On my way to bed finally but ran across this tonight and got a laugh out of it and thought some of might, too!
OMG, I love this one! I always see people posting these kinds of things to Facebook and I've never found one that applies to me until now. Too bad I can't post it on Facebook! Haha!
Snowy0Star
07-30-2013, 06:07 PM
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athenalovelace
07-31-2013, 07:48 PM
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Optional for me depending on the friend. Unless it's someone I need to impress or have a decent opinion of me...meh. I remember my freshman year in college I made for an awkward experience for a girl going dorm to dorm registering voters. I have just gotten back from my dance class and was mustering the energy to shower while lounging in my underwear watching The L Word (so of course this whole exchange happens during loud lesbian sex). You could tell she really wanted to hurry up and get out of there. Though I couldn't have been the worst thing she came across going door to door on a college campus.
Rose_Who
08-01-2013, 08:35 AM
Saw this on Fetlife, and thought I'd share here, since it's applicable to the entire internet:
Arguing with a troll, is like playing chess with a pigeon. It does not matter how good you are at chess, The pigeon is just going to knock over all the pieces, crap all over the board and strut around acting like it won.
audritwo
08-01-2013, 09:21 AM
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Hahaha the second one is perfect. Exactly what my family thinks. "Oh I'm doing customer service, Mom. Oh, it pays the bills just fine."
euaici
08-04-2013, 02:27 PM
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Now..how shall we call this?
Rose_Who
08-06-2013, 08:33 AM
I was playing around in my room today, and this happened. It made me giggle. I thought I'd share.
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Snowy0Star
08-06-2013, 09:03 AM
I was playing around in my room today, and this happened. It made me giggle. I thought I'd share.
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plushy porn FTW
PrincessLavender
08-15-2013, 09:55 PM
oops, wrong one, now I can't find it. ftw
PrincessLavender
08-15-2013, 10:07 PM
Aha! Found it!
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Snowy0Star
08-16-2013, 03:46 AM
oops, wrong one, now I can't find it. ftw
this is me i used ti work in walmart MANY moons ago (early 20s im 26 now- lol) and even now i still pick up shit and put things were i found them if i dont want them anymore because i know how it is ESPECIALLY at Walmart .... (where i used to work)
PrincessLavender
08-21-2013, 05:39 AM
34783I should try this with the customers trying to cyber in free chat. If anyone does this, please screenshot it and post it here!
kitteniskitten
08-21-2013, 05:58 AM
Hahaha the second one is perfect. Exactly what my family thinks. "Oh I'm doing customer service, Mom. Oh, it pays the bills just fine."
exactly the same here! LOL!
Snowy0Star
08-24-2013, 07:48 PM
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PrincessLavender
08-24-2013, 07:58 PM
Haha!34807
OMG! Why does this thing never work for me. Nevermind, I guess :/
Snowy0Star
08-29-2013, 03:49 PM
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Rose_Who
09-25-2013, 09:06 AM
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euaici
10-01-2013, 08:34 AM
I finally found it!
This is how guys think we really are:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OL61JreooRk#t=80
DahliaMoon
10-01-2013, 09:30 AM
I love this thread!
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nikki187
10-07-2013, 12:16 PM
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Saw this on Facebook and immediately thought of camming lol. :)
Glasses
10-22-2013, 07:53 AM
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JenniferNorth
10-22-2013, 01:18 PM
I LOVE this one Shaylala!!
Lady Mondegreen
10-24-2013, 04:38 AM
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http://oglaf.com/submission
MellyMay
11-01-2013, 03:56 PM
this is killing me right now.
http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/
maryjaynexo
11-01-2013, 04:32 PM
^^Saw that today also. Cracked me up.
scarlettbelle
12-11-2013, 06:26 PM
For all my femdom ladies :D 35738
Glasses
12-29-2013, 02:37 PM
http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news-700/Photo-of-the-Day-Barbie-Without-Makeup.jpg?1364979961
roast
01-17-2014, 01:33 PM
^Lol, in that vein, your reaction when
1. You realize it is the last few hours of the pay period on a backup "oh shit I still work here?" site
2. you lose track of time and notice this the time frame your heaviest spender is usually on
http://cdn.arwrath.com/9/93109.gif
JoJoX
01-21-2014, 06:34 PM
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norinirvana
01-21-2014, 10:58 PM
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I have a bunch lol I'll post one every now and then. :)
norinirvana
01-21-2014, 11:01 PM
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okay two
Snowy0Star
01-29-2014, 01:36 PM
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redridinghood
01-29-2014, 05:40 PM
^^ love anything with cats! :D
redridinghood
01-29-2014, 07:44 PM
saw this on facebook today:
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kortneykay
01-30-2014, 11:26 AM
I had a cheap regular call on NF today with only 2 min on his account. He's very demanding and was basically trying to get a whole lot of something, for nothing. One min in, the "You have one minute remaining." announcement notifier came on yet he was still furiously beating his boner demanding that I spit on my tits (I hate that shit) and a minute goes by and our paid time is interrupted by another notification. "Please hold the line while the customer ads money to his account." Again, he was still beating his cock to my tits thinking I was going to let him continue for free. I ended the session faster than 30 second peeper on SM. #ruinedhisnutlikeatrueboss Not on my watch, Sir! Turns out he didn't even add more money anyway lol.
http://fap.to/images/full/46/244/244837776.gif
Erin89
01-30-2014, 12:10 PM
^ Yes Kay! Guys will buy skype shows and after their 15 minutes is up I stop the show and they act all shocked "but baby I didnt get off yet!"
CurvyWinona
02-05-2014, 08:47 AM
https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/8105/28su1o22k2c3t184g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/28su1o22k2c3t18/claponbra.jpg)
Ah wish it would be a magical!
Snowy0Star
02-06-2014, 03:03 AM
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roast
02-15-2014, 11:52 PM
When youre on a freechat optional site - the chair is the barrier between those who pay and those dont. so when youre not in pvt youre all:
http://i60.tinypic.com/f3w8j7.gif
But on that rare day you try out freechat, it is:
http://i.imgur.com/6IfuOnG.gif
this video has been cracking me up:
http://youtu.be/30NbAIGSk_U
Procrasturbator
03-01-2014, 03:11 AM
http://i.imgur.com/LYXdTHH.jpg
Every. Damn. Time.
Snowy0Star
03-29-2014, 10:32 AM
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anonymous camgirl
03-29-2014, 11:59 AM
Whenever I do independent shows or niteflirt.. I just sit up and say are you going to add more time? and sit there doing nothing.. and then if it is an independent block show when their time is up I tell them thanks honey, did you have a good time ?? byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!! and usually if i say that they understand that is their queue that the show is over and i am done! no problems
I had a cheap regular call on NF today with only 2 min on his account. He's very demanding and was basically trying to get a whole lot of something, for nothing. One min in, the "You have one minute remaining." announcement notifier came on yet he was still furiously beating his boner demanding that I spit on my tits (I hate that shit) and a minute goes by and our paid time is interrupted by another notification. "Please hold the line while the customer ads money to his account." Again, he was still beating his cock to my tits thinking I was going to let him continue for free. I ended the session faster than 30 second peeper on SM. #ruinedhisnutlikeatrueboss Not on my watch, Sir! Turns out he didn't even add more money anyway lol.
http://fap.to/images/full/46/244/244837776.gif
smaddy
03-29-2014, 02:12 PM
I have such a hard time with this. I need to be more assertive... I'm so bad at this. They'll go over by a couple minutes and I'll say "Well it looks like were out of time" and then they'll try to go over longer. I don't want to be mean or a bitch... but I don't know what else to do!?
Whenever I do independent shows or niteflirt.. I just sit up and say are you going to add more time? and sit there doing nothing.. and then if it is an independent block show when their time is up I tell them thanks honey, did you have a good time ?? byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!! and usually if i say that they understand that is their queue that the show is over and i am done! no problems
Snowy0Star
04-06-2014, 12:09 PM
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Snowy0Star
04-08-2014, 03:03 PM
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Zillah_
04-10-2014, 10:35 PM
I dunno if this one has been posted but...
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Snowy0Star
04-12-2014, 03:13 PM
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Snowy0Star
04-17-2014, 10:23 AM
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i just found this thread and can't stop laughing, fuck
audritwo
04-18-2014, 06:17 PM
Halo no scope on the back of a mongoose
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1481548232
best comment: "AH MAN! crazy no scope that's some straight up MLG shit, I'm gonna go jack off now"