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FiendishGyrator
10-16-2012, 06:34 PM
if it smells fishy it's likely Bacterial vaginosis. men can get yeast infections and bv just like us.
it could also be that he eats or drinks a lot of fish,. I messed around with a guy doing a protein diet and had a lot of clam juice but if I recall it wasn't just his penis but his breath that had a fish odor.
your guy needs to go to the clinic for the BV.
femmefatale88
10-23-2012, 10:48 PM
Unless he is uncircumcized or has a dick piercing or more then it shouldn't be smelling like that! Gross!
Jessie_tinydancer
10-24-2012, 06:53 AM
^^^yes, diet has a lot to do with odor. A guy who eats a bunch of garbage, fried foods, and cheap processed shit will taste like shit down there.
A guy who has a balanced somewhat healthy diet will taste a lot better.
Ya but that's cum... She's talking just odor
SuperJa
10-24-2012, 11:28 AM
Sex first, feelings later. I can assure you that this works. After all, I did marry the fucker. ;)
I would say an std if it's fishy. For some reason, natural boy smell has always reminded me of cup ramen noodles (where you fill it halfway with water and put it in the microwave? Yay, college!). Fishy sounds weird and gross. *gag*
Bahahaha I love this. Girls smell like sugar and spice and everything nice, and boys smell like.... ramen noodles.
Vyanka
10-24-2012, 11:45 AM
^ Eww. Lol. I swear if I keep looking in here, i'm going to turn lesbian.
Brandi_Lynn
10-24-2012, 12:26 PM
Ya but that's cum... She's talking just odor
Not exactly -I dated a guy that ate fast food every day when I was 20. Sure his cum was horrible, but the whole area down there was just ungodly! Oi!:ill:
I could never manage to explain why I refused to swallow, much less even get it in my mouth -literally dodging it. Ewww! Lol :D
Superwoman1989
10-24-2012, 01:21 PM
ok, how did this turn out, did the gentleman see a doctor????? did ther poster break up with him? how did it go?
mediocrity
10-24-2012, 02:24 PM
Bahahaha I love this. Girls smell like sugar and spice and everything nice, and boys smell like.... ramen noodles.
Out of my 6 experiences, 4 of them did not get this memo.
ChefKitty
10-24-2012, 02:37 PM
I need to know what happened. With the smelly penis. We're on page three this needs to be updated.
whirlerz
10-24-2012, 03:18 PM
^ Eww. Lol. I swear if I keep looking in here, i'm going to turn lesbian.
I know, right?^ *Kinda wishes thread would die, but can't stop checkin' it out, like a trainwreck..
SuperJa
10-25-2012, 03:36 PM
I would like to add, my ex who had the nastiest erm...downstairs area managed a taco joint. He would eat nasty fried taco processed meat garbage everyday. He never ate vegetables and probably ate fast food everyday.
I would think somebody who is content to eat fast food every day probably wouldn't give a shit about their downstairs hygeine and whatnot.
On the plus side, you can tell future dudes who don't wanna go down that you had an ex who ate taco every damn day.
Joanna_Kaary
10-25-2012, 03:40 PM
I really need to know what happened with the penis that started this whole conversation. What... became... of the penis??
SuperJa
10-25-2012, 03:45 PM
I really need to know what happened with the penis that started this whole conversation. What... became... of the penis??
YES!
Please come back op, we need to know.
I keep thinking of it as some horror movie thing where she got owned.... "From the darkest depths of stanky crotch comes.... THE PENIS" DUN DUN DUN
whirlerz
10-25-2012, 04:41 PM
:yikes:Nasty crotch story: heard about a lady @ a bachlorette party, that tipped a male stripper by slipping $ in his g-string, then touched by her eye, & got crabs there!
Slutdust
10-31-2012, 06:01 PM
You have to tell him. I know, super embarrassing for the both of you, but I'm putting myself in HIS situation-- If my pussy smelled consistently, I would want to know. I would be crushed and mortified, but at least I would know and I could take the steps needed in order to fix the problem. You'd be doing him a favor by telling him. Good luck, girl.
Slutdust
10-31-2012, 06:05 PM
Oh, but as long as we are sharing disgusting penis/cum stories-- I have an ex-boyfriend who lived off fast food and soda. He literally refused to drink water because he claimed it gave him "cotton mouth". I wish I was joking. He also drank alcohol daily, and I swear to god his jizz tasted like a motherfucking cranberry vodka. Disgusting. I just refused to swallow his jizz. SO glad that relationship is OVER.
Joanna_Kaary
11-01-2012, 12:01 AM
Oh, but as long as we are sharing disgusting penis/cum stories-- I have an ex-boyfriend who lived off fast food and soda. He literally refused to drink water because he claimed it gave him "cotton mouth". I wish I was joking. He also drank alcohol daily, and I swear to god his jizz tasted like a motherfucking cranberry vodka. Disgusting. I just refused to swallow his jizz. SO glad that relationship is OVER.
Idk if it's possible to top this disgusting penis story. So a couple years ago I was messing with this guy who smoked a lot of milds, so his dick sort of tasted like milds. So one night he came home drunk and took a piss then we got ready to have sex. I started sucking his dick and after 2 seconds it went from tasting like milds to tasting like batteries mixed with the tears of satan. I continued to suck for a fraction of a second while I asked myself 'wtf is he smoking that could make his precum taste this way... and why is he precumming so fast anyway???" And then I realized what was happening, and ran crying and screaming and gagging to the sink, poured a half a tube of toothpaste in my mouth and tried desperately to scrub away the memory of that ungodly taste. Yes, the dude had pissed in my mouth a little bit. Made me seriously consider giving up oral sex forever...
Slutdust
11-01-2012, 01:35 AM
Idk if it's possible to top this disgusting penis story. So a couple years ago I was messing with this guy who smoked a lot of milds, so his dick sort of tasted like milds. So one night he came home drunk and took a piss then we got ready to have sex. I started sucking his dick and after 2 seconds it went from tasting like milds to tasting like batteries mixed with the tears of satan. I continued to suck for a fraction of a second while I asked myself 'wtf is he smoking that could make his precum taste this way... and why is he precumming so fast anyway???" And then I realized what was happening, and ran crying and screaming and gagging to the sink, poured a half a tube of toothpaste in my mouth and tried desperately to scrub away the memory of that ungodly taste. Yes, the dude had pissed in my mouth a little bit. Made me seriously consider giving up oral sex forever...
L.
O.
L.
Dude was so drunk he peed in your mouth a lil, wowww! I don't think a dick tasting like black and milds could would be THAT bad, but your description of the taste of pee is funnyyyy.
Flickdreams
11-03-2012, 05:24 AM
^ There's an excuse to bite
Your Evil Twin
11-05-2012, 08:28 PM
Never happened to me and I've been with uncircumcised and circumcised. The fishy smell makes me think it's an STD, or maybe a yeast infection.
^ Best Answer
Another thought I have is maybe he is doing someone else who has a nasty smelling pussy. I had a creep come into the club when I was working as a stripper (I cam), and he reached around in his pants, grabbing his dick and then wanted me to smell his hand and I had to nearly knock my stool over to get away from the foul reek.
Savannah Lee
11-05-2012, 09:57 PM
Sorry for taking so long to post again. Well the smell totally went away. We both got tested and everything turned out fine (thank god). But I realized that the disgusting smell was basically from him not showering or washing up right before. I'm pretty sure the smell was a combo of pee and sweat....fucking gross. So I told him straight up, he needs to wash his junk more often and shower after the fucking gym. Me just saying that prompted him to just get better hygiene because even if he doesn't shower right before sex, he still doesn't smell. Since it was just a couple times I'm trying to just erase that shit from my memory. It still bugs me though...how stupid can he be if he didn't realized he smelled? My ex and I used to fuck right after, or even in the gym and he NEVER smelled. But other than those first few times, I can't complain. Were still together...taking it day by day
Joanna_Kaary
11-05-2012, 10:42 PM
Well hooray for happy endings!
whirlerz
11-08-2012, 10:13 PM
YaY, glad it's cleared up between you two
Jessie_tinydancer
11-08-2012, 11:04 PM
LOL he wasnt showering after the gym? ewwww! But glad he took it well and you both got tested and can have some good times now.
bunny8558
11-08-2012, 11:25 PM
Yay! I had a breakup with a total turdboy who smelled down there occasionally, but then some days he smelled fine. He was lazy and didn't work out, but he did ride bikes, so I wrote it off as that until I asked him why he hadn't taken a shower at my place. He'd been at my place for a few days in a row-- he said he only showered 1-2 times a week!!!!!!!
Yeah, no more head for him. It was butt sweat and ball sweat that I'd been smelling... days and days of it at a time. I told him that was so unsanitary. He was a bossy, not-so-cute, holier-than-thou type, so I hope he dates smelly-vagged prudes. lol
Sometimes, smells down there are STDs. Other times, it's laziness. Pure, unadulterated laziness.
Eva Rose
11-15-2012, 09:36 AM
I dated a guy for a while with serious personal hygiene problems - problem was that his sense of smell was pretty much non existent, so he didn't even realise he smelt! I just found it easier to offer head in the shower, or to initiate anything sexual in the shower - that and if you're worried about a possible STI, use the lure of unprotected sex to encourage testing. That said, I'm a massive hypochondriac, so no-one is getting head without a condom until I know they're clean in writing!
Tsepmet1
11-17-2012, 12:31 PM
I was really hoping for a more exciting ending... Like, it was an exotic STD from the African wilderness... then I burned his house down.
Happy for you two, though! :D
SuperJa
11-17-2012, 06:42 PM
I was really hoping for a more exciting ending... Like, it was an exotic STD from the African wilderness... then I burned his house down.
Happy for you two, though! :D
"But baby, it's an EXOTIC std, you can't just pick these up anywhere!"
Tsepmet1
11-17-2012, 08:14 PM
"But baby, it's an EXOTIC std, you can't just pick these up anywhere!"
"Sorry, sweetie. I already lit the match!"
Flickdreams
11-18-2012, 04:50 AM
Well hooray for happy endings!
... and clean "endings". }:D
SpencerS
11-18-2012, 03:41 PM
Late to the game but I've dealt with this many times and there are two reasons for this that I've noticed. 1. uncut penis or 2. jerked off and didn't rinse his dick. I could always tell when my ex had jerked off because of the smell, I never told him how I knew but he thought I was psychic lol. I've had the unfortunate experience of quick morning sex, going to work with stuff still in there, and the smell when I finally get to shower is similar. gross, I know but you asked. Glad everything got figured out for you two though :) !
AriahsPariah
11-21-2012, 01:43 AM
OMG...I read parts of the thread to my BF and he said, "He's fucking another bitch with a stank pussy! Duh, how can these girls not know!"
Geez, I really hope this isn't the case...
SuperJa
11-21-2012, 02:54 PM
OMG...I read parts of the thread to my BF and he said, "He's fucking another bitch with a stank pussy! Duh, how can these girls not know!"
Geez, I really hope this isn't the case...
I think it's cause working in this industry, for me personally, I've hung out with a lot of vaginas. And none of them have been gross. If alleged bitch has a stank pussy, we're back to "it's probably an std".... cause shit should NEVER smell like death down there.
1. uncut penis
Where are all these dudes who don't know how to wash their dick coming from? I've never had an uncut guy smell funky, maybe I need to find grosser guys or something.