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zeke
07-31-2013, 05:40 PM
5 months from tonite is new years eve. :D

Renton
07-31-2013, 07:54 PM
today is the last day in my student room, checking out tomorrow and then on Saturday I'm flying back home! YES!! :D So excited

lemiwinks31
08-01-2013, 11:04 AM
Never drive to Lake Tahoe from the Cali side when you are hungover....the end of your lane is 2 feet from a 1000 ft cliff with no guardrail, on a steep downhill incline, and hairpin turns. I had to be calm on the outside for the wife and kids, but I was squeezing the shit out of the steering wheel.

strippername
08-01-2013, 05:36 PM
^That is so scary. When I was younger the family next door to me drove off a cliff. It scared the crap out of me.

Kellydancer
08-01-2013, 08:37 PM
That would scare me too. I used to drive by a huge quarry and I was terrified I would drive into it. I ended up finding alternate ways to avoid that quarry.

tuesdaymarie
08-04-2013, 03:52 PM
I am heavily editing my boyfriend's thirty-page paper on the historical to present-day economy of China, and it's brutal. Not only am I dying to be through with this (but probably won't be till midnight), I also really want some fucking egg rolls.

lynn2009
08-04-2013, 04:02 PM
month to month leases are for winners

whirlerz
08-04-2013, 06:30 PM
Sooo ... I was chatting with this guy that I have a crush on.. he's 20+ years older than I am, and he's super hot. We were talking about past dating experiences and when I told him I've dated older guys before he alluded to the idea that my ex must've been going through a midlife crisis if he was dating me. :( Aww.. I guess I don't have a chance!

His loss, love^

GlamourRouge
08-04-2013, 07:32 PM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/ffe70cf685ce9970a37770e6d6a35bf9/tumblr_mqi9vfW4um1r8mmrfo1_500.jpg

So true

AutumnAmbrosia
08-04-2013, 07:41 PM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/ffe70cf685ce9970a37770e6d6a35bf9/tumblr_mqi9vfW4um1r8mmrfo1_500.jpg

So true
I uh...don't want a million dollars anymore, then.

lestat1
08-06-2013, 06:06 PM
400 million years of predatory perfection. What a great week.

Kellydancer
08-06-2013, 09:13 PM
Just heard some bad news. I had heard about a train crash where someone got hit by a train and died. I didn't give it much thought because train crashes happen a lot here. However it was someone I know and he committed suicide. What a way to die. Now this week instead of doing some cleaning I planned to do I now have a funeral to attend.

girl1015
08-07-2013, 02:08 AM
Can't stop watching this:

http://vimeo.com/m/46539898

chanzep
08-07-2013, 10:30 AM
I need to find something to replace potato chips!, they are my vice!

tuesdaymarie
08-07-2013, 10:53 AM
^Bake your own kale chips with sea salt and olive oil! I love them, and I'm a big potato chip fan too.

whirlerz
08-07-2013, 12:06 PM
Just heard some bad news. I had heard about a train crash where someone got hit by a train and died. I didn't give it much thought because train crashes happen a lot here. However it was someone I know and he committed suicide. What a way to die. Now this week instead of doing some cleaning I planned to do I now have a funeral to attend.

So sorry to hear this!^
I am scared for a friend, she's in the hospital now..

Kellydancer
08-07-2013, 12:09 PM
Thanks Whirlerz. It's such a tragedy because he had so much. I hope your friend pulls through.

lynn2009
08-07-2013, 08:10 PM
I met a new guy tonight and I think I like him.

GlamourRouge
08-07-2013, 11:11 PM
I feel better right now that I've felt in years. I love this feeling ;D

MargaritaVillain
08-10-2013, 09:13 AM
^ Just have to say... that GIF in your signature line is so fucking hot.

lynn2009
08-11-2013, 08:19 AM
It is unreal to me how loud some people need a television to be.

unbeleavable
08-11-2013, 07:59 PM
Sometimes Strength isn't seen...

Aurora14
08-11-2013, 08:20 PM
For all these years I've thought my family were insane drunks. Well, mostly my cousin John. With his falling into fires and having to be babysat and stuff. Go to my BF's family reunion and I'm so lucky to have my cousin after watching my BF's dad get drunk...

Kellydancer
08-11-2013, 09:05 PM
I stole this from another forum and I am going to use it from now on because it is really cool and making me laugh.

strippername
08-12-2013, 12:16 AM
^It is making me laugh because I can't imagine you laughing. :D I am not being a b!

tuesdaymarie
08-12-2013, 06:38 AM
I am watching my little brother today, and he has Autism and Down's. He only says certain things, and while we were walking from the parking lot to my apartment, I had to say "excuse me" to two men doing maintenance work. So my little brother looks around the gate I was trying to get him past and says, "MOVE IT!" He picked this particular habit up from my mother always telling her three huge dogs to move it when she's trying to maneuver him around them. I have slept for about eight hours total over the past two days, and could hardly apologize between laughs. I know my little brother is disabled and whatever, but he is an asshole, and it is why we get along.

I need coffee.

unbeleavable
08-12-2013, 07:43 PM
I've been living at trader joe's for the last couple of months & love the wine & Organic. I've given up the grocer & know the people by name It's funny.

Kellydancer
08-12-2013, 08:41 PM
^It is making me laugh because I can't imagine you laughing. :D I am not being a b!

Lately I have started to laugh more because things are getting much better. I am far more reserved though than perhaps I should be. I am letting things not bother me as much which is helping (like quitting online dating which really sucked).

unbeleavable
08-12-2013, 08:42 PM
^ I'm Sorry & in my thoughts whirz to get better..& next place.

OliveJardin
08-12-2013, 09:03 PM
After a naturopath friend of mine insisted, "It sounds crazy, but try it!" I've started "ETF" or "Tapping". I'm sceptical by nature, so we'll see how it goes ::)...

I do feel calm afterwards, but I've yet to see results i.e. decreased pain/healing. Maybe I have to heal myself emotionally first /:O?

Selina M
08-12-2013, 11:15 PM
My cat is meowing his head off, and instead of feeding him, I'm just meowing right back at him in different tones... and he keeps responding with various facial expressions and more meows.

It's highly entertaining for some reason.

Kellydancer
08-12-2013, 11:52 PM
My cat does that too and it's funny. He lets out this loud meow when I keep doing it. He has another meow that I swear sounds like mom.

chanzep
08-13-2013, 06:43 AM
British summertime blah!, I will watch my favourite American tv shows online!

Selina M
08-13-2013, 10:32 AM
My cat does that too and it's funny. He lets out this loud meow when I keep doing it. He has another meow that I swear sounds like mom.

They're probably like "WTF Mom stop it, you don't speak cat"
I was doing it to his sister once and after one of my meows, her eyes got huge, ears pinned, and she turned around and took off. Apparently I said something really offensive, haha.

whirlerz
08-13-2013, 11:27 AM
awww kitties! I live next door to a lady, she got two baby twin (or looked like) kitties, beige & white striped, they were in the window looking at me w/their lil' button eyes, & climbing the screen soooo sweetsie!

strippername
08-13-2013, 02:13 PM
Lately I have started to laugh more because things are getting much better. I am far more reserved though than perhaps I should be. I am letting things not bother me as much which is helping (like quitting online dating which really sucked).

That is great to hear! It is ok to be reserved. Much better than being abrasive and obnoxious.


My dad is living with me for the next 6-12 months while he finishes up a contract here. Yesterday was his first day and it only took about three hours for me to ask him to be quiet. I wanted to drive into a wall. He talks sooooo much. I know he is excited (good contract) but I can't stand the constant yapping. I think I hurt his feelings. :( Sorry, Dad!

UrbanOzz
08-13-2013, 05:32 PM
Ive been so good lately but yesterday and today I've had crazy cravings to get hustled by pretty girls

Akuk
08-13-2013, 06:06 PM
Guy at work thought I should respond to contract proposals even if I agreed 100% with his assessment, so I suggested the following...

Me: I guess if I agree with what you say, I could just follow up saying "Ditto"
Him: Yeah, that would work. At least I would know you saw it.
Me: But what if someone confuses us with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze?
Him: *blank stare*

I am so annoyed my mind makes these kinds of connections easily! :p

tuesdaymarie
08-14-2013, 08:08 AM
I have already begun my day by making coffee and pulling up a Word document to revamp my résumé, and I intend to clean my apartment, make stir fry, and go for a run later. For a night owl at barely 10AM, this is big news. I am really thankful to know that I can continue to pay my bills by stripping, but the prospect of steady pay, benefits, and not being groped by strangers multiple times a night is nice. I am wondering though if it is appropriate to list on my résumé that I am frequently told I have the best boobs in the club, or if "stripper spidey senses allow me to predict and circumvent imminent attempts at nipple-licking and neck-kissing with an estimated 99% accuracy" translates to any other real-world skills...?

whirlerz
08-14-2013, 08:12 AM
I have already begun my day by making coffee and pulling up a Word document to revamp my résumé, and I intend to clean my apartment, make stir fry, and go for a run later. For a night owl at barely 10AM, this is big news. I am really thankful to know that I can continue to pay my bills by stripping, but the prospect of steady pay, benefits, and not being groped by strangers multiple times a night is nice. I am wondering though if it is appropriate to list on my résumé that I am frequently told I have the best boobs in the club, or if "stripper spidey senses allow me to predict and circumvent imminent attempts at nipple-licking and neck-kissing with an estimated 99% accuracy" translates to any other real-world skills...?

Yeah! with you on this..don't forget our outstanding Sales Skillz!

tuesdaymarie
08-14-2013, 08:17 AM
^Hahaha, I plan to list my "in-house sales and marketing work" under the tax pseudonyms of clubs I've worked at. You can bet your ass that I met or exceeded each night's individual goals by working with a variety of customers one-on-one...

strippername
08-14-2013, 08:47 AM
Ewww!!! Neck kissing!!! Soooo gross. Hired!

MommieLongLegs
08-14-2013, 10:29 AM
Sometimes shit pisses me off and I feel like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLLZuGmyY4k

unbeleavable
08-14-2013, 05:31 PM
My erection is her promise & this had nothing to do with this post^

tuesdaymarie
08-15-2013, 01:30 PM
Random issue: I don't know if it's the fact that I'm 5'10'' combined with having big thighs but no matter what cut I buy, shorts always end up completely in my ass after a few steps. And like, offensively so. I'm not even talking booty shorts. The only thing that helps is if I wear spanx underneath(which means I have to roll them to make sure they aren't visible).

I think it's the thighs. Mine do that to shorts too :( I just wear dresses now.

chanzep
08-18-2013, 07:15 AM
OMG just realized I have now been dancing for 10 years!, I remember starting in August then being soo happy when my money went up in winter, happy memories.

Akuk
08-18-2013, 10:01 AM
Have you ever drank a bit too much liquid before bed, go to sleep, and have a dream where in the dream you really have to use the restroom, find a restroom in the dream, and start to relieve yourself, then wake up and realize you peed a little bit IRL? No? Ummm, yeah...me neither!

unbeleavable
08-18-2013, 05:31 PM
I love clean sheets right out of the drier with heavy fabric softener, I got a 1500ct set for Christmas from a former friend, miss her.

whirlerz
08-19-2013, 08:01 PM
My one neighbor's a complete JACKASS, he owns a crappy little store that barely anyone patronizes, so he is all up in his (female) tenant's biz (like he tried to be in mine, I blew him off though)..now he threw me under the bus to her & she won't let me pet her dog (who adores me) what.ever

Selina M
08-19-2013, 11:45 PM
I think the neighbor kids are stalking me... they knocked off the doorbell ringing shit, but now I'll take the dog out and they will literally appear from behind bushes, "Can we pet your dog?!" The other day I pulled into my driveway and as soon as I got out of the car, one ran up to me. Creeperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

(Also I really don't get their fascination with my dog... they both have their own dogs...)