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lynn2009
08-20-2013, 03:16 AM
I woke up 1.5 hours before my alarm clock today and I keep thinking about the day my ex and I had talked about/ decided to be bf and gf and its making me so sad.

whirlerz
08-20-2013, 06:02 PM
I think the neighbor kids are stalking me... they knocked off the doorbell ringing shit, but now I'll take the dog out and they will literally appear from behind bushes, "Can we pet your dog?!" The other day I pulled into my driveway and as soon as I got out of the car, one ran up to me. Creeperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

(Also I really don't get their fascination with my dog... they both have their own dogs...)

Yeah, see I don't..I got to pet this other lady's dog today, she's nice. Her dog gave me kisses too.

Selina M
08-20-2013, 08:30 PM
Yeah, see I don't..I got to pet this other lady's dog today, she's nice. Her dog gave me kisses too.

I guess I kinda get it if the other person has a really cute dog... but I dunno... it's more that they're like, fixated on him.

My dog is still a puppy and a German Shepherd mix, so he's super excitable. He nearly knocks these kids over, so they're half afraid of him when I do let them pet him.

whirlerz
08-21-2013, 05:41 PM
Really sick of ppl changing their mind about shit..& not letting me know>:(

unbeleavable
08-21-2013, 07:40 PM
Some things never change, I'm going to have to put some distance between myself & her, sad.

Akuk
08-21-2013, 09:10 PM
When I was a kid, up until the age of 5 or so, I thought that girls didn't poop. I couldn't imagine that something so horrible could come from them too. :eek:

Genoveve
08-21-2013, 09:19 PM
My oven's 'burner light' is still on even though all my burners are off. They aren't even warm anymore.

Kellydancer
08-23-2013, 11:27 PM
I got hit on today by a man wearing a bear costume. No kidding, I am helping out at the county fair and this guy dressed as a stuffed bear was driving a scooter and said to me "you are hot and sexy". Apparently I can add men who dress as bears to my list of men who think I am attractive.

chanzep
08-24-2013, 10:46 AM
^ lol
So hungover, got drunk with a guy at my new club, bar staff were happy to see me drink after I have been working this week only drinking water, not in mood for my old club tonight, I hate the customers and its far from my house blah!

chanzep
08-24-2013, 07:17 PM
Tonight was actually ok, so glad I did not drink tonight!

unbeleavable
08-24-2013, 07:23 PM
^ I will have some Red for you... I weakness is a great bottle of Malbec.

chanzep
08-24-2013, 07:35 PM
Wine gives me a terrible hangover!

unbeleavable
08-24-2013, 07:53 PM
^The great thing about wine is eating with it, it maybe the tannin. Do you drink Red or White?

Kellydancer
08-25-2013, 08:53 PM
Update on my bear admirer: apparently he is a 70 year old dirty old man who hits on younger women. Normally I'd get annoyed but this is the funniest approach, especially when you put it all together and wonder why was a 70 year old man dressed as a bear?

OliveJardin
08-26-2013, 07:46 AM
I am wondering though if it is appropriate to list on my résumé that I am frequently told I have the best boobs in the club, or if "stripper spidey senses allow me to predict and circumvent imminent attempts at nipple-licking and neck-kissing with an estimated 99% accuracy" translates to any other real-world skills...?

^It translates into you being well groomed, confident and assertive ;). Stripping also makes us approachable, adaptable and gives us great time management skills lol!

UrbanOzz
08-26-2013, 03:42 PM
strippers on twitter are costing me quite a bit

chanzep
08-27-2013, 05:49 PM
^The great thing about wine is eating with it, it maybe the tannin. Do you drink Red or White?

Normally White or Rose.

unbeleavable
08-27-2013, 06:31 PM
^^ it might be the sugar then, white & rose usually have more sugar than a Red. I love a great Red.

MommieLongLegs
08-28-2013, 07:23 PM
"Ay, can I get cigarettes on food stamps?"...*silence*

lynn2009
08-29-2013, 02:33 PM
I always kept my stripper cash in a little black clutch, separate from all my regular/vanilla job money. The last I remember using my cash is Saturday when I needed cash for parking. Now I can't find my clutch and I have looked all over :( I'm afraid I left it at the park I was at.

MommieLongLegs
08-29-2013, 04:18 PM
I always kept my stripper cash in a little black clutch, separate from all my regular/vanilla job money. The last I remember using my cash is Saturday when I needed cash for parking. Now I can't find my clutch and I have looked all over :( I'm afraid I left it at the park I was at.

:( I hope you find it! I know what it's like to lose money and it's not fun.

lynn2009
08-29-2013, 04:31 PM
^Thanks. I wanted to use that money to front some holiday weekend travel but I am losing faith :(

MommieLongLegs
08-30-2013, 10:20 AM
^Aw well at least it's not rent money. I hope you find it though. Speaking of rent (a tad early, but fuck it) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw

And cuz everybody on this forum loves $: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm01HvybRVs

whirlerz
08-30-2013, 12:38 PM
::)::)::)::)

chanzep
08-30-2013, 08:03 PM
I had a dream today, in it was a member from this site and she was working with me at my American club, then i stayed at hers and was afraid of her exotic pet, then a few of the girls from the club were at her house too weird!.
Then I went to work tonight spoke to a new girl about her exotic pet and asked her a lot because Im scared of them!

unbeleavable
08-30-2013, 08:05 PM
Sometimes a show of Strength is better than a known of a lost.

Akuk
08-31-2013, 07:20 AM
Been on SM and MFC for about a year now, and it just dawned on me that maybe it is ME that is the weird one! Why? Because I am not into feet bb, ATM, or seeing a fire extinguisher jammed up someone's butt. Sure, i always knew those people existed, but I thought they were sort of fringe fetishes. Now, it seems like I am the only one not looking for these sorts of things. I used to think I was the boring, vanilla guy, but when the fetish becomes common place, does that make it the "new vanilla"? Hmmmm....

MommieLongLegs
08-31-2013, 10:56 AM
I hate the employees at the usps. There's always an issue and the people who answer the phone don't try to help, just have an attitude.

I asked if I had a package at the post office, and the lady said "you're gonna have to come in and see". Really?

tuesdaymarie
08-31-2013, 04:51 PM
I have only eaten a bowl of cereal, half an English muffin, and a Gatorade over the past two days. My Dominoes tracker says that Jacob put my pizza in the oven eight minutes ago and is now doing a quality check, and I just need him to hurry up before I start crying. I might hug the delivery person. I do not do well without food. Lots and lots of food.

lynn2009
09-01-2013, 04:07 PM
One speeding ticket is going to end up costing me 550 dollars and 6 points on my license. What the fuck, I was going really fast but that was my first one :(

unbeleavable
09-01-2013, 07:10 PM
This is a small world sometimes, I just met a woman that looked very familiar. I asked her if she was Romanian & she replied yes, after our conversation I called a woman I used to hangout with & asked if she had a sister? This woman was her sister but different father, strange both are beautiful.

whirlerz
09-01-2013, 07:19 PM
One speeding ticket is going to end up costing me 550 dollars and 6 points on my license. What the fuck, I was going really fast but that was my first one :(

Damn girl, where you live? sorry to hear this, I was pissed about a 50. pkg tik. & what do the points mean?

lynn2009
09-01-2013, 07:52 PM
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tuesdaymarie
09-04-2013, 09:38 AM
Interacting with my mother is such a toss-up. First, I'm being yelled at and hung up on for sounding tired. Then three minutes later, it's all sweetie this and that. Two minutes after that, it's anger again. At least I have accepted that reality has little to no bearing on my mother's thoughts or behavior anymore. Five weeks and one day left! Killmenow.

roast
09-04-2013, 01:32 PM
Been on SM and MFC for about a year now, and it just dawned on me that maybe it is ME that is the weird one! Why? Because I am not into feet bb, ATM, or seeing a fire extinguisher jammed up someone's butt. Sure, i always knew those people existed, but I thought they were sort of fringe fetishes. Now, it seems like I am the only one not looking for these sorts of things. I used to think I was the boring, vanilla guy, but when the fetish becomes common place, does that make it the "new vanilla"? Hmmmm....

Find a clone machine. Jump in. Rinse and repeat about 100 times. Thanks.

Akuk
09-04-2013, 07:16 PM
Find a clone machine. Jump in. Rinse and repeat about 100 times. Thanks.

Lol, reminded me of this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uv-ek1IFM4

Kellydancer
09-04-2013, 08:01 PM
I am pretty good with interpreting dreams but the one I had last night has got me confused. I dreamt I was walking with the guy I am interested in and we were holding hands. I was barefoot which was strange because we were walking down a street, apparently to go see my brother (who is in the army). When we get to the place we were going the guy tells me he likes me but only as a friend because he feels no chemistry. I then kiss him on the mouth but he then says he doesn't like me because I don't wear an uniform (military I assume). I then start cussing out God and quit teaching religious ed because I get mad at God. Dreams are weird.

Marajha
09-04-2013, 08:17 PM
Corgis are adorable.

34894

Akuk
09-06-2013, 10:16 PM
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/50/00/04/0002500004893_500X500.jpg

Simply Lemonade with Blueberry is fookin' delicious! That is all!

chanzep
09-13-2013, 09:22 PM
I hate being hungry after work grr, If I was in the US right now I would be at Ihop!, theres only a all night Mc donalds near me no thanks!

unbeleavable
09-13-2013, 09:47 PM
^ I would say what was more international would be Waffle House & can be eaten clean if you know how late night, After a shift. I know..

tuesdaymarie
09-14-2013, 10:43 PM
Two weeks of sleep debt and a 2.5-day migraine culminated in me sleeping from 10AM-11PM today. I only woke up because I was so hungry I was dreaming about eating Wendy's in a grocery store...

And now I want one of those super unhealthy Wendy's salads, but I don't trust fast food at this hour.

Kellydancer
09-15-2013, 01:40 PM
I FINALLY get asked out by this guy I have had my eye on for a year (and we became friends in the meantime)and wouldn't you know, the event he asked me to got rained out! Ugh.

chanzep
09-17-2013, 04:40 PM
^ Roscoes looks delicious! I will be sure to try that next time I visit the USA!

unbeleavable
09-17-2013, 08:31 PM
A friend posted this the other day, Red Velvet Waffle & Chicken :) Omg..34973

Renton
09-20-2013, 02:45 AM
11 more days until I start camming :) making content now and having fun with it but I can't wait until I can just start working! ok technically this is working but you know what I mean haha...

MargaritaVillain
09-21-2013, 04:08 PM
Definition of Vagina: The box a penis comes in.

lynn2009
09-25-2013, 04:57 PM
I hear like three tvs right now. I hate apartments :(

Pure
09-25-2013, 05:57 PM
I hate it when people make promises on shit they can't control......

GlamourRouge
09-26-2013, 04:49 PM
I've been working on my pole so hard (opted for camming for the last 2 years), and I'm soooooooooooooo sore! Its like the first day of dancing all over again!