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Doc Holliday
04-23-2014, 06:03 PM
I remember several years ago Howard Stern talking to a playmate about Hugh Hefner's love of baby oil.
Is it not well known baby oil is also for sex?
yoda57us
04-23-2014, 06:22 PM
Is it not well known baby oil is also for sex?
Sure, it can be but one should never use any sort of oil-based lubricant with a condom Doc. It degrades the latex.
Doc Holliday
04-23-2014, 08:05 PM
I thought so, but I think the non-latex ones are safe? I've never used baby oil though. So If I were the cashier, I would have thought your motivations of purchase were either a) you just had a baby and didn't desire a second baby, so you got baby oil then remembered condoms! or b) you're being prepared for protected sex and maybe a rub down.
yoda57us
04-23-2014, 08:21 PM
Or I was picking up the baby oil was for someone else-which was the case. I just thought the "look" from the girl behind the counter was interesting. Of course, it could have been the fact that I was buying Magnums....:shrug:
lemiwinks31
04-24-2014, 12:09 PM
Sure, it can be but one should never use any sort of oil-based lubricant with a condom Doc. It degrades the latex.
I think that some latex doesnt mind being degraded......some even like it. Who are you to tell latex that it shouldnt be degraded? Whatever latex does behind closed doors is none of your business.
yoda57us
04-24-2014, 12:41 PM
I think that some latex doesnt mind being degraded......some even like it. Who are you to tell latex that it shouldnt be degraded? Whatever latex does behind closed doors is none of your business.
Dude, put the smart-ass sarcasm away and step back from the keyboard. That wasn't even remotely funny. By the way, for the record, if I'm wearing the latex it damn well is my business since my safety, the safety of another human being and the possibility of newborn are all at stake.
audrey_k
04-27-2014, 12:25 AM
My weird flatmate who sleeps in the living room is moving out. YAY. He's so odd, the other two are awesome but I just find him strange. He's nice and everything, there's just something a little weird there-- and seriously, who sleeps in the living room? Why would you WANT to do that?I asked him why and he said that the mattress was damaged so he's been waiting for a new one, but it arrived days ago and he's still sleeping in there. Now he's complaining about mold in his room (our flat gets very humid so we have humidifiers everywhere, although neither me or the couple that lives here have issues in our rooms...) and says he's moving out, which is fine with me. My flatmate made a post and we've already got 10 viewings lined up, some for today which I'm not mad about because I won't get much sleep. Many mornings of pigging out after work ahead!
chanzep
04-28-2014, 02:47 PM
I went out, restaurant, club and casino for the first time in ages on Sat and it felt good not being at work, gotta do it more often.
Aniela
04-29-2014, 04:21 PM
I do weird things w/ food. If I am not going by a specific recipe I will pretty much reach blindly into the spice cabinet & throw in whatever I randomly pull out. Tonite I discovered that a generous pour of McCormick Grill Mates Molasses Bacon + a little less Paprika + a dash of Cinnamon = a not-bad pasta topping.
Djoser
04-29-2014, 04:22 PM
Just be sure the little dispensing cap is firmly on when using the orange extract...
Aniela
04-29-2014, 04:36 PM
Just be sure the little dispensing cap is firmly on when using the orange extract...
Found that out the hard way last wk w/ the vanilla extract. :yuck: Sure seemed like a good idea at the time ...
Djoser
04-29-2014, 04:56 PM
My dad got high once before making a giant vat of spaghetti that was to last us a few days, & started going through the spice cupboard dumping all kinds of shit in the sauce.
It was going really well & he was also having great fun, but the orange extract cap was loose and most of it went in. He still made us eat it for 3 days, it was really bad.
Aniela
04-29-2014, 05:21 PM
^^^^ lol My ex from uni actually did smtg similar, ended up dumping an entire container of paprika(along w/ God knows what else) into the carbonara mix. I luvs me sm paprika but God. Al. Mighty. I nvr did find out just what questionable substance he had ingested prior to this Emeril From Hell moment but it did teach me that relative sobriety while cooking goes a long way.
audrey_k
05-01-2014, 06:25 AM
So, the guy I told ya'll about who wouldn't/couldn't pay for my taxi turned out to be a total ass. He's just odd, one day he's blowing up my phone, calling me, etc and then he disappears for two days and doesn't respond to my messages and comes back with something like "so sorry gorgeous having problems with my phone xx" "so sorry babe was visiting the family xx." We're not boyfriend/girlfriend so obviously he doesn't need to be at my beck and call, but it just seems like a red flag for a lot of "wtf is going on he hasn't texted me back is he mad/sick of/annoyed with me" moments in the future that I don't really want to deal with. The last time we made plans-- he was the one who called me and said he wanted to get together as soon as he got back in town-- he just completely flaked on me and didn't even have the decency to tell me until the afternoon of. He apologized and tried to reschedule with me but I said I was busy. Now I haven't heard back from him in 4 days right now (I texted him a couple days after that) and I'm sure I'll get something but I'm just going to ignore it. On to the next one!
mia_noxx
05-01-2014, 09:23 AM
aw man... i just cleaned my air conditioning unit on the inside and now my bedroom smells like chlorine... i'll sleep for a week in my camming room, blah.
lemiwinks31
05-01-2014, 10:40 AM
I do weird things w/ food.
brevity is the soul of wit.
lestat1
05-03-2014, 01:58 PM
This, right here, is why the Internet was invented.
Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOCtdw9FG-s
audrey_k
05-04-2014, 11:02 AM
I knew I'd get something from him... woke up to a text apologizing he's been so busy at work blah blah. Just ignored it. Men are so predicable sometimes!
Aniela
05-05-2014, 08:59 AM
My landlords want to meet w/ me this wk to discuss 'rent & future plans'. This has me a bit nervous thinking they know or are suspicious of my dancing (they are religious); also nervous bc these are things I was hoping to discuss w/ my guy first when he comes home in two wks. They do not want to wait that long.
Edit: once I told them I really have no clear idea of my guy's plans they dropped the subj, at least the hubby did.
My previous club mgr also owns a vanilla business & offered to give them a cover story on my behalf if they start asking ??s abt my job.
audrey_k
05-05-2014, 11:02 AM
^Don't get paranoid it shows!
Kellydancer
05-05-2014, 11:17 AM
I hate bridal showers. Got invited to one and I never attend them and never will. Especially since this is my dad's side of the family and they drive me nuts. I get more annoyed because I have to call and tell them I will not be attending and hate telling people no matter I will never attend one.
audrey_k
05-06-2014, 02:13 AM
Slept for a whole two hours last night... could not fall asleep so took a sleeping pill around 3:30 and woke up at 6:30 after having a weird dream and couldnt fall back asleep. Had to switch to a different medication on Sunday and it's making me super jittery and amped up, I hate it, but nothing can be done. Not a fan of the NHS at the moment, I had no luck getting a doctor to write me a prescription quickly enough and couldn't even get an appointment with a private doctor for two weeks so I had to resort to going through the black market just to get what I have... I have a million things to get done today and I feel like there's not much point in even staying in bed since I've just been tossing and turning for the last 4 hours. But I FEEL tired and I have to work until 5am tonight, gonna be such a mess at work and I really need to not be!
chanzep
05-10-2014, 08:04 PM
love this time when im in my bed, after doing a weekend of double shifts, knowing I don't have to do anything tomorrow, or work for a few days.
audrey_k
05-10-2014, 11:15 PM
My weird flatmate who sleeps in the living room is gone.... thank god, I just want to dance. I got to come home and turn the lights on and bake an actual pizza for dinner, it was beautiful.
Aniela
05-11-2014, 09:48 AM
W00T finally found this pair of knickers for work that I have spent wks searching for. I was so convinced that Stripper Gremlins had made off w/ them & pissed since the little buggers didn't even leave a tip ... Then I find said knickers gazing up at me innocently from the bottom of the clean-laundry basket.
michele11
05-13-2014, 06:42 PM
Have on Dr. Drew. Not even watching and my daughter walks in and goes" mom look you're on TV. I get told I look like everybody but on first glance I was like omg . Samantha satcher or something. Don't even know who the hell she is.
smeca
05-14-2014, 04:03 AM
keep changing my mind about moving to London in 2 motnhs or not. I can charge double for the vanilla work I will start, but will need to dance til/if i can fully transition, and I just keep hearing bad things about London dancing. EIther shit clubs or too many girls, there's gotta be somewhere that's ok!
I'm also realy sad about leaving my current club, i have such a fun time there now with all the staff, never worked a club where the staff are all ok and everyone can go out together, it's nice and i hate being the new girl and being uncomfortable somewhere new again.
chanzep
05-14-2014, 07:44 AM
^ It is very hard to find a good club here, also very expensive place to live, but its also a great place to live, I personally could not live anywhere but London in the UK. I work out of London at the moment and could live near there for very cheap but could not bear it, would London be good for your career? so many things to consider goodluck x
audrey_k
05-14-2014, 09:11 AM
My new UK doctor switched my medication and not only is it making me sick to me stomach, but it's essentially completely knocked me out. I put on Breaking Bad last night and was so out of it I apparently watched the last 9 episodes, though I have no recollection of what happened. I have to go do errands today and I'm worried I'm either going to throw up all over someone on the tube or pass out walking down the street...
Artema
05-14-2014, 08:19 PM
(I'm back after not posting on the boards in forever)
I hate when I feel like I wasted the entire day just sitting on the computer. Makes me all depressed when I finally realize 8hrs just by passed and it's dark outside....bleh. Time to get to the gym!
audrey_k
05-18-2014, 01:43 AM
I love Mad Men. So much. Best TV show in the world. Re-watching the series for probably the 5th time now, on season 3. Season 1 & 2 were so kickass. I am disappointed in the newest season however, the characters are all over the map.
Vyanka
05-22-2014, 11:03 PM
How fkn cute is my sister's teacup puppy morkie.
Djoser
05-24-2014, 10:50 AM
It's adorable. Never heard of a 'morkie' before, I assume it's part yorkie mixed with another small breed.
Vyanka
05-24-2014, 04:15 PM
It's adorable. Never heard of a 'morkie' before, I assume it's part yorkie mixed with another small breed.
Thx :)
Love him. He's just the cutest thing ever. Such a great addition to the family. It's a maltese mixed with a yorkie. Both x-small breeds.
His running is adorable. He looks like a hopping cotton ball. Hops like a bunny. Lol.
I've been sitting him since yesterday. :)
audrey_k
05-28-2014, 08:11 AM
I love being on trains. I don't know what it is but I find it very relaxing and comforting, I actually get dissapointed when the train arrives! I like being on planes too just not as much.
I guess it's good cause I'll be taking them every weekend for the next month...
Jay12
05-28-2014, 08:34 PM
Dos Mujeres: Un Camino.
A Mexican telenovela with Erik Estrada.
The Six
06-07-2014, 10:40 AM
If I see "should of" one more time I might just scream. IT'S SHOULD'VE. IT'S A CONTRACTION OF "SHOULD HAVE."
rickdugan
06-07-2014, 08:41 PM
I love being Daddy. My heart swells with love and pride for my 3 beautiful children. That is all.
Jay12
06-11-2014, 04:09 AM
Potato.
Elektra Luxx
06-13-2014, 02:52 PM
Potato.
I think you're in the right thread with that post. Lol!
BmiWMT14
06-13-2014, 07:00 PM
Chocolate covered bacon. Sounds gross... Tastes amazing
whirlerz
06-13-2014, 07:37 PM
Cute Doggie!^
Why is my bathroom light flashing on & off?!
Aniela
06-13-2014, 09:04 PM
Chocolate covered bacon. Sounds gross... Tastes amazing
Then chocolate covered pasta should be right up your alley!
audrey_k
06-15-2014, 04:10 PM
I'm excited. Someone just invited me to a breakfast that takes place every week for sex workers in London... they have breakfast and then do a weekly class sometimes about different topics like managing money or advertising your services.
The only time I ever get to talk about being a sex worker is when I come on this website, I walk around everyday living my double life. And even when I do meet other sex workers I feel like they're not often like the ones I speak to on here, they're often on drugs, unstable, manipulative, etc. I'm excited to get to meet some fellow sex workers, get to talk about what I do in person, and I feel like if you're going to take a class on marketing/money management you probably take your career quite seriously and are pretty stable.
Oh, and I just found a fellow escort to be my safe buddy which is going to make me feel much better as I continue balancing escorting and stripping throughout the summer. Today is going swimingly.
lynn2009
06-17-2014, 03:22 PM
I checked all 3 credit reports and scores today and 1 of my credit scores is in the good category and the other 2 are excellent! I'm only 25, and I am of the geniuses to have graduated w/ crazy school loans (thanks mom and dad) and honestly sometimes I feel like I have gone through hell to be financially responsible so I have to say I am pretty proud of myself and very glad it's paying off.
audrey_k
06-17-2014, 07:15 PM
I've got SAVINGS in my bank account...
This past month has been rough, to the point that I had to make a very embarrassing call to my mom and ask her for half my rent... she gave it to me and didn't lecture me because she knows how proud I am when it comes to that kind of thing and I wouldn't ask her for money unless I literally didn't have it and had done everything I could to get it, but it was pretty humiliating. I haven't gone grocery shopping all month because I was too worried to spend anything. I didn't buy the conditioner I usually use because it was too pricey. I took the fucking bus to save money on transportation.
But the money has been rolling in in the last week and a half and it's SO nice to have savings and enough to pay my bills for the entire month, 8 days in. I'm been on such a super-conservative mode that I'm kind of afraid to spend money just because it makes me nervous, but I'm going to let myself go grocery shopping tomorrow and take a trip to Selfridges to buy new make-up from Mac as a gift to myself for working my ass off... I'm just SO grateful to not be living hand to mouth at the moment.
Elektra Luxx
06-18-2014, 09:23 AM
.....This past month has been rough, to the point that I had to make a very embarrassing call to my mom and ask her for half my rent... she gave it to me and didn't lecture me because she knows how proud I am when it comes to that kind of thing and I wouldn't ask her for money unless I literally didn't have it and had done everything I could to get it, but it was pretty humiliating.
I can totally relate! I've been glad about the escort calls lately. I hate it when I have to hit my Dad up for money. He doesn't lecture me so much, but my Mom, Agh! She starts telling me about my older sister. "DD has a house, and DD bought a new car and blah blah blah". I adore my sister, I really do, but I want to tell my Mom to "Shut up! I'm sorry I can't have my shit like DD!". But I don't.
Elektra Luxx
06-18-2014, 09:37 AM
It took me a awhile, but I finished "Borderlands 2" last night. I don't get to play video games as much anymore.
lestat1
06-18-2014, 09:54 AM
This is the greatest invention I've seen in a long time. It works exactly as advertised (I'm 2 for 2 on perfectly-sliced pineapples)!
37923
http://www.amazon.com/OXO-Stainless-Ratcheting-Pineapple-Slicer/dp/B007WTGR90/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1403110235&sr=8-1&keywords=pineapple+slicer+oxo
audrey_k
06-18-2014, 12:29 PM
This is the greatest invention I've seen in a long time. It works exactly as advertised (I'm 2 for 2 on perfectly-sliced pineapples)!
37923
http://www.amazon.com/OXO-Stainless-Ratcheting-Pineapple-Slicer/dp/B007WTGR90/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1403110235&sr=8-1&keywords=pineapple+slicer+oxo
That is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen.... where can I get this?! I pay double for my pineapple because I'm too lazy to cut it and end up buying it pre-sliced.