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Kellydancer
07-29-2014, 11:12 AM
Wow. I live with my bestie and her 5 cats. One of the cats said my first name clearly!! That was so fkn impressive. Hehe
Cats aren't so stupid. My cat doesn't say my name but will come to me and say mom. At first I thought he was saying meow but it's clearly mom. Weird. It's usually when it's time to eat.
Vyanka
07-29-2014, 12:27 PM
Cats aren't so stupid. My cat doesn't say my name but will come to me and say mom. At first I thought he was saying meow but it's clearly mom. Weird. It's usually when it's time to eat.
Oh yeah. This one slso calls my friend mom. In English and in Portuguese (she's Brazilian).
Neighbors ask if there are children in the house. Lol. He's loud too.
Kellydancer
07-29-2014, 12:34 PM
So is mine. He sounds like a kid when he does it, it is so cute.
chanzep
08-03-2014, 07:24 AM
Worked every Sunday in July, so happy to be off, spending the day doing nothing Bliss.
Vyanka
08-06-2014, 07:35 AM
Oh this is good stuff. Classical violin with a hip hop twist. First time hearing this. Love it!
Watch "Black Violin - "A Flat" (Music Video) (2012)" on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEIVzWCRSg8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
More. Check this lady too.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_XVhso6IU so cool.
MyButter
08-06-2014, 03:25 PM
So on a non-stripper forum there was a thread talking about driving tests. I casually mentioned that I probably only passed my test because I happened to be wearing a short miniskirt and my examiner was an old bald guy who was blatantly digging my attire. I added that I found the entire scenario hilarious.
Apparently, my comment isn't sitting to well with the civilian girls. Im just so shocked at how bitchy civillian girls are, wow. Like, no wonder your fucking husbands come to SCs, jeez.
audrey_k
08-07-2014, 05:49 PM
^that's the only reason I passed my driving test. I failed, twice, and the third time I failed again but the guy had a crush on me/felt bad for me so he actually threw away the grading sheet he had used while we were driving and filled out another one so I could pass.
In my defense, I should not have failed the first time and the third time I did not do anything horribly wrong, just a lot of little things wrongs. I don't know anyone passes those things, I had to take another driving test after I had been driving for 3 years and I almost failed again just because I was so fucking nervous.
MyButter
08-08-2014, 05:16 AM
^thank you! I feel like this kind of stuff can't possibly be all that uncommon. I mean if I was an examiner and I found a testee super hot-- or i just liked him as a person in general and he was only making minor mistakes anyway--i'd pass him^^ I didn't think it was a huge freaking deal.
But apparently it is to non sexworkers? It was a big slut shamin' bitch fest.
It actually made me so happy to be a sexworker.
The thin veneer of adult responsibility that keeps me from blowing thousands of dollars on Lego toys gets weaker and weaker every day.
SexedUpCat2
08-27-2014, 08:26 PM
Had my first meeting with an accountant. He told me I make nothing compared to the other strippers he works with and asked how I'm even making a living...Where is this hidden money in my city, and how can I get my hands on it?! Lol Time to step up my game big time...in my defense, I've been slowly making more each week as the general trend.
In other news, I know what apartment I'm going to move into! It's crazy cute. The living room, kitchen, and laundry are on the first floor, and the bed room, WI-closet, and bathroom are up a wooden and wrought iron staircase that looks kind of like an elegant turret. The bedroom is technically lofted, so it has a view of the living room. I found this complex by complete chance. I just need to buy a new car, first :p
lynn2009
08-27-2014, 08:28 PM
I think there are probably other accountants in your city who would take your business and not be a dick
SexedUpCat2
08-27-2014, 08:33 PM
^probably very true, and I probably will switch accountants. I don't exactly want to hear about other dancer's business. He told me he actually had a girl try to get deductions on her drug habits because she "couldn't dance without them." Amusing, but I don't need to hear it because you know that means he'd be talking about my business with others. At least he didn't say names.
rickdugan
08-30-2014, 01:46 PM
We just had a wonderful birthday party for my youngest child, but man I am beat. We had a bouncy house, tent, and we cooked a lot of great stuff for over 40 people. Most importantly, my kids had a great time. My house was full of kids and their parents. Even though I spent most of the party grilling food that our guests were eating as fast as I could roll it out, I still had fun watching my kids play with all those other kids.
Some days are just really nice. On days like this I remember what is important in life.
Vyanka
08-30-2014, 02:38 PM
Amen.......
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whirlerz
08-30-2014, 02:57 PM
So on a non-stripper forum there was a thread talking about driving tests. I casually mentioned that I probably only passed my test because I happened to be wearing a short miniskirt and my examiner was an old bald guy who was blatantly digging my attire. I added that I found the entire scenario hilarious.
Apparently, my comment isn't sitting to well with the civilian girls. Im just so shocked at how bitchy civillian girls are, wow. Like, no wonder your fucking husbands come to SCs, jeez.
That's cause they're not hot (like U) & are jealous..yep @ the community pool I got some stares/weird looks from the wmn. what.ever.
ScarletKitten
09-01-2014, 12:14 AM
I want to be rich. So rich that I could take over the Rothschild empire. It might take me the rest of my life for that amount of fuck-you money, but hey, anything can be done if you put your mind to it.
xStacey
09-07-2014, 07:56 PM
I find Octopuses totally fascinating!
Aniela
09-08-2014, 05:42 PM
It nvr ceases to amaze me, all the things that suddenly become critically important to accomplish bc I am putting off studying.
The_Adict
09-08-2014, 06:54 PM
Austin is a very cool city but stoked to leave after a year living here.
One more week.
Selina M
09-09-2014, 07:28 PM
It nvr ceases to amaze me, all the things that suddenly become critically important to accomplish bc I am putting off studying.
Is that like how the internet and its Wikipedia/Youtube loops suddenly become much more interesting the night before a calculus exam?
'Cuz that's why I'm on SW right now.
lynn2009
09-09-2014, 07:37 PM
I just had two giant cups of coffee because I need to wake up to organize/clean/pack shit but I am still so, so tired.
papillonluvr
09-14-2014, 06:17 AM
Hi I'm back. :)
Also....
why the fuck is Grad school so damn expensive?!
chanzep
09-14-2014, 05:23 PM
^ welcome back.
Kellydancer
09-14-2014, 08:05 PM
Hi welcome back! Yes grad school is so expensive (and not sure it's worth it). I have a degree but it hasn't helped too much.
Jay12
09-14-2014, 10:33 PM
Hi I'm back. :)
Also....
why the fuck is Grad school so damn expensive?!
Grad school down at the UPR (University of Puerto Rico) is quite cheap. Is about $117 a credit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Puerto_Rico
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Puerto_Rico_at_Mayag%C3%BCez
These are the main two campuses of the UPR; the first one is mainly liberal arts, while the second main one is the land/sea/space granting of the bunch.
audrey_k
09-14-2014, 10:39 PM
Yep, but Chapel Hill looks much more impressive on a resume and has better connections for its students. You get what you pay for (to some degree).
Of course, you can still go to a low-tier grad school and make chicken salad out of chicken shit by working your ass off and being insanely proactive-- to some extent-- it's up to you.
You should look for programs where being a TA is an option... it's not too much work and it knocks off like, 70% of your tuition and gives you a stipend to live off of in some cases.
Elektra Luxx
09-25-2014, 01:16 PM
During an appointment, I accidently spilled Cinzano Asti on the keyboard and ruined my old laptop. I just bought a ASUS ROG G750JM-DS71 17.3-inch Gaming Laptop with GeForce GTX 860M Graphics card from Amazon. It got delivered a couple of days ago. It's so fast, I can't wait to try some graphic intensive game like "Tombraider" or "Bioshock". I'm so so excited!!!
audrey_k
09-25-2014, 05:31 PM
I don't understand the British and sarcasm...
I am a VERY sarcastic person as it probably evident in my posts... it's pretty unusual for more than 5 minutes of conversation to go without me NOT saying something sarcastic. And I can pick up on when someone is being sarcastic here pretty easily.
But, they cannot seem to do the same thing with me. They seem to think I'm 100% serious and get super offended, often after making some incredibly sarcastic comment towards me. I can't figure out if our sarcasm is totally different, like we express it in different ways and they just don't pick up on my tone, and perhaps I just get the way they express it because my mum is from here.... or they just think there's no way an American girl could possibly understand their level of humor. Either way, after 7 months is still confuses me.... and SERIOUSLY annoys me. You can't make a sarcastic comment about me and then get mad at for 'taking the piss' five minutes later.
Jay12
09-29-2014, 04:27 AM
I saw North America's only marsupial in my backyard last night. No, it was not playing dead just looking for food.
SexxiLexxi
09-29-2014, 05:34 AM
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That is all.
Jay12
09-29-2014, 06:33 PM
Yep, but Chapel Hill looks much more impressive on a resume and has better connections for its students. You get what you pay for (to some degree).
Still, paying over 100K for some MBA is not worth it. In the end, what really matters when selecting a college is that the program is question is accredited. The connections don't come from the actual school, but from extra-curricular activities, internships, sports, and Greek. Even people with MBAs from very top tier schools don't see the ROI of their super pricey MBA.
http://www.acenet.edu/the-presidency/columns-and-features/Pages/Myth-It%E2%80%99s-Only-Worth-Attending-A-%E2%80%9CRanked%E2%80%9D-College.aspx
This essay summarizes my disdain towards overly expensive colleges.
lynn2009
09-29-2014, 07:39 PM
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whirlerz
09-29-2014, 07:39 PM
I find Octopuses totally fascinating!
Did you know that the male octopus decorates his living quarters w/shells, etc. of things he's eaten, to attract the females?
unbeleavable
09-29-2014, 08:34 PM
Just sold 3 houses in the last 24 hours $$$$$ :)
Kellydancer
09-29-2014, 08:43 PM
Did you know that the male octopus decorates his living quarters w/shells, etc. of things he's eaten, to attract the females?
Sort of like when a man likes to show off his beer can collection.
I am taking an online accounting class and I'll be glad to finish. This is the hardest online classes I have ever taken.
Jay12
09-29-2014, 10:46 PM
^^I passed all my accounting classes with C+ :/ My stepdad teased me about that, because he got A+ in all his accounting classes.
Aniela
10-01-2014, 12:48 PM
Watching the 'Raisins' episode of South Park hehe
Kellydancer
10-01-2014, 01:44 PM
^^I passed all my accounting classes with C+ :/ My stepdad teased me about that, because he got A+ in all his accounting classes.
I finished it with a 90% (online courses don't grade with letters, just percentages). It was my hardest class and the lowest score I've gotten.
The_Adict
10-01-2014, 04:37 PM
Watching the 'Raisins' episode of South Park hehe
Poor Butters :(
whirlerz
10-01-2014, 05:19 PM
Well, I had an excellent day today..I got a really cute dress to wear on a date Fri., cute shoes (@ super prices), got my car's oil changed, got some makeup/perfume @ Ulta..I was wanting a specific perfume but they didn't have it, Sephora didn't either. When I checked out @ the register, I asked for women's perfume samples (otherwise they give you men's) &, among the samples, I got the very perfume I wanted!!! :)
Vyanka
10-03-2014, 02:19 AM
The manager at my club is not only fkn horrible at managing the club, he's a racist prick too! In the beginning of my shift, in came this really frikkin cute girl to audition. The poor thing waited at the bar over a fkn hour to hear that they're not hiring any more. Horrible.
Well a customer noticed and he cursed the manager out for letting her wait that fkn long just to hear "no". He told him, "that was so wrong of you for letting that girl wait at the bar over an hour just to reject her....you Should've told her asap!!!!" He literally yelled at him.
Hooray for a decent custy!!! There are some good ppl out there. We thought for sure she'd get hired, she was so cute.
unbeleavable
10-03-2014, 06:25 PM
CNN Lisa Ling shows is on right now about Sugar Babies & Sugar Daddies.
xStacey
10-03-2014, 07:36 PM
Not having the Internet at home for an entire week sucks!! My eyes hurt from surfing the web on my outdated iPhone 5 all day :(
At least this week my 6 Go of data is put into use...
SexxiLexxi
10-14-2014, 07:28 PM
This is the one liner that practically made me die from laughter....pretty new one LOLOLOL
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:laughing:
chanzep
10-18-2014, 01:01 PM
Being at home on a Saturday night and NOT being sick feels weird and great!
xStacey
10-19-2014, 07:06 PM
Subway sandwhiches always make me so thirsty!
Kellydancer
10-19-2014, 10:39 PM
For some unexplained reason I want a Mickey Mouse watch. I don't even wear watches so this is strange.
Elektra Luxx
10-20-2014, 12:07 PM
My little brother is staying with me for 2 weeks while my parents visit my older sister and her fiance in Seattle. He's 11 and he's my whole world and I love him more than anything. After school me and my younger sister are taking him to buy a costume for Halloween and decorations for my apartment. I'm so excited to spend time with him. He makes me so happy.
Aniela
10-20-2014, 12:07 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qpYmXINUcg
Cant stop spinning the new florida georgia line single "Sun Daze."