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simone87
01-18-2013, 11:32 PM
i want to have a threesome sooo bad with another girl but my bf keeps saying no..i know i should be grateful i have a good guy, but sometimes i feel like im dating my prudish grandmother lol. he won't look at porn with me, or really anything..
also boston is weird, god i want to go back to my white trash town in the country..its killing my soul being here
zivlet
01-18-2013, 11:44 PM
The good points about men always end up manifesting themselves as negative things in some way!
chanzep
01-19-2013, 09:06 AM
Well atleast it has stopped snowing here, I wonder if there is any money out there tonight?
zivlet
01-19-2013, 09:49 AM
I'm in the Northwest. It was snowing on and off last night and absolutely FREEZING but there was still money to be made :) good luck! :)
MommieLongLegs
01-19-2013, 12:10 PM
This song is stuck in my head. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9NQTiMfP2k
chanzep
01-19-2013, 09:52 PM
Was busy yay and all the guys were waiting for me! Was still dancing 10 mins after close!, I coulda made shit loads more if we were open for half hour more, glad I went in.
LaurenAus
01-19-2013, 10:15 PM
i got shwasted last night at a club and started hitting on a girl who then took me back to her place. Hooked up with my first girl so I can cross that off my bucket list...only problem is she had a sweaty vagina but I was too drunk to care :/
unbeleavable
01-19-2013, 10:28 PM
This made me laugh..nice..
Kellydancer
01-19-2013, 11:05 PM
Went to an event with free booze, drank and got up to dance by myself. Drunk me is more fun than sober me.
zivlet
01-19-2013, 11:07 PM
i got shwasted last night at a club and started hitting on a girl who then took me back to her place. Hooked up with my first girl so I can cross that off my bucket list...only problem is she had a sweaty vagina but I was too drunk to care :/
Eeew! But, congrats on your milestone lol
LaurenAus
01-19-2013, 11:10 PM
yes sugar i really wasnt thrilled with the weather conditions down there
chanzep
01-20-2013, 10:12 AM
The snow is back hope its gone by Thursday when I work again, everybody here stays in when it snows.
smeca
01-20-2013, 10:37 AM
^ the weather forecast up here is just snow and freezing temp for the next week, ugh! want it to go away now, though i guess i'm not working for a few weeks now so not such a pain in the arse. more bummed i've got a meal out this week and will probbly have to wear my snow boots rather than heels :(
MargaritaVillain
01-20-2013, 09:41 PM
^ the weather forecast up here is just snow and freezing temp for the next week, ugh! want it to go away now, though i guess i'm not working for a few weeks now so not such a pain in the arse. more bummed i've got a meal out this week and will probbly have to wear my snow boots rather than heels :(
Smeca, Chanzep and Sugarmouse...
I saw this on FB a little while ago and thought of you all.
;D
http://i.imgur.com/kfwVMNd.jpg
smeca
01-21-2013, 01:36 AM
^but we don't get eough of it to bother with planning for the next year, somehow everything grinds to a halt when we get whole inches!
do you have apocalyptic news constantly when it snows?
http://youtu.be/qO52SMQB7tE
MargaritaVillain
01-21-2013, 08:16 AM
I'm disappointed in this Super Bowl matchup.
With the Whiners going, it will likely be the Super Bawl as Harbaugh will surely be doing his usual thing...
http://i.imgur.com/2JHpJ4G.gif
Drunk me is more fun than sober me.
I think that's true of everyone.
chanzep
01-21-2013, 10:26 AM
Ugh soo true about over reacting when it comes to snow pisses me off!, today in London schools are closed and all sorts!, I been out today its fine not even snowing!, London gets the least snow anyway and they been cancelling flights at Heathrow its stupid!
zivlet
01-21-2013, 11:11 AM
Smeca, Chanzep and Sugarmouse...
I saw this on FB a little while ago and thought of you all.
;D
Ugh soo true about over reacting when it comes to snow pisses me off!, today in London schools are closed and all sorts!, I been out today its fine not even snowing!, London gets the least snow anyway and they been cancelling flights at Heathrow its stupid!
Hahah so true ! The only thing I've done different is always driven to work because A)I can't be arsed with the journey to the train station, it's not far enough to justify a cab, but far enough to be really fooking annoying a walk when I'm sliding about all over the place and B) Was worried I wouldn't be able to get a lift home, loads of girls were snowed in!
It annoys me as well on the roads, when folk think there's a tiny bit of snow so we need to drive at 20mph! Nooooo!That's even more dangerous than going too fast, sometimes!Had so many drivers randomly slow down in front of me all of a sudden, for what appears to be no reason!The roads aren't that bad at all where I live!
I came on this thread because.. I'm not sure I should cam tonight... I've just had a piercing on my pubic mound and there's a HUGE plaster over it that has to stay there until tomorrow lol
But I can't work tomorrow night or Wed, I'm busy both nights hmm..
righteousbabe
01-21-2013, 11:43 AM
Watching Inauguration broadcast on tv today...does anyone else think Michelle Obama's new bangs give her a sultry dominatrix look? ;)
smeca
01-22-2013, 06:56 AM
Ugh soo true about over reacting when it comes to snow pisses me off!, today in London schools are closed and all sorts!, I been out today its fine not even snowing!, London gets the least snow anyway and they been cancelling flights at Heathrow its stupid!
Londoners are a bit soft though sometimes,f that might be the Yorkshire rubbing off on me though lol. I would describe the icy steps I need to take to work as treacherous to be fair.
Also I seem to have bypassed the draconian ban on adult themed sites that was on my phone the other day by going through email hmm
zivlet
01-23-2013, 12:24 AM
Londoners are a bit soft though sometimes,f that might be the Yorkshire rubbing off on me though lol.
I'm from Yorkshire too :) I think I was brought up to believe everybody from anywhere else was soft lol....
I've just looked at a pic of me from 2+ years ago just before I returned to stripping. I look SOOO much larger than I do now!I showed it to my boyfriend and he was like WTF that's YOU?!
What's stupid is, give or take a few lbs, I weigh the fooking same! I know muscle weighs more than fat but seriously. Lol
Also , I eat more now. Quite a bit more-I discovered I had a dodgy blood-sugar problem and have to eat regularly to avoid dizziness/sickness-it freaked me out at first as I thought it may make me put weight ON. In any case, I'm not complaining!
LaurenAus
01-23-2013, 10:23 AM
Chanzep have you been watching Love and Hip Hop this season? If not you should, they're only on their third episode and Erica already needs to take a seat
chanzep
01-23-2013, 04:16 PM
I have watched esp 1 and 2, esp 2 when she goes crazy at the club, I was actually surprised that she managed to fuck her way into this season, overall im not impressed with the cast this season, I prefer mob wives!
unbeleavable
01-23-2013, 04:52 PM
My ex took my little guy to beiber & I was more than Happy to take my oldest out for the night. Thank God:-)
unbeleavable
01-23-2013, 07:34 PM
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My boy at Bieber...
MargaritaVillain
01-23-2013, 10:44 PM
Cute kid!
Is that The Omni?
LaurenAus
01-24-2013, 12:05 AM
your boy is adorable, he's gonna grow up to be a heartbreaker
smeca
01-24-2013, 02:03 AM
I'm from Yorkshire too :) I think I was brought up to believe everybody from anywhere else was soft lol....
I've just looked at a pic of me from 2+ years ago just before I returned to stripping. I look SOOO much larger than I do now!I showed it to my boyfriend and he was like WTF that's YOU?!
What's stupid is, give or take a few lbs, I weigh the fooking same! I know muscle weighs more than fat but seriously. Lol
Also , I eat more now. Quite a bit more-I discovered I had a dodgy blood-sugar problem and have to eat regularly to avoid dizziness/sickness-it freaked me out at first as I thought it may make me put weight ON. In any case, I'm not complaining!
Haha I'm not from yorkshire, never had much of a northern pride thing goin on, but yorkshire is the worst for it lol. I think i weigh the same as before i started too, but i look sooo much better now, got muscles and stomach has got smaller and toned. Some of that is due to the gym recently but definitely I got more lean after some time dancing, even the clubs without much pole work. :D
unbeleavable
01-24-2013, 05:59 AM
Phillips Arena, I got him a full drum set for his BDay, it's the week of Christmas. My little Tommy Lee:)
Cute kid!
Is that The Omni?
lemiwinks31
01-24-2013, 12:39 PM
Looks like its time to have a heart to heart talk with him about musical taste....never too early to start.
lemiwinks31
01-24-2013, 12:42 PM
Phillips Arena, I got him a full drum set for his BDay, it's the week of Christmas. My little Tommy Lee:)
Are the drums set up at the exes? Sure its kind of a passive aggressive gift....but i like it!:)
chanzep
01-24-2013, 03:03 PM
Work was fail, Hey Northern gals sugarmouse0707and Smeca where up north are you?, Ive worked Leeds, Harrogate, Hull and Newcastle the only place I liked was Newcastle and Hull was ok, I find most Yorkshire men tight, I had a friend down here who used to call them tight Northern Gits lol!, the guys in Newcastle where fun and nice!, Long time tho, I prefer not to travel unless its USA!
chanzep
01-24-2013, 03:05 PM
Cute kid by the way unbeleavable x
chanzep
01-24-2013, 03:12 PM
UGh bad shift plus hormones puts me in shitty mood, thankgod for Marks and Spencer Gluten free treats! and Roobois tea.
smeca
01-25-2013, 07:01 AM
Work was fail, Hey Northern gals sugarmouse0707and Smeca where up north are you?, Ive worked Leeds, Harrogate, Hull and Newcastle the only place I liked was Newcastle and Hull was ok, I find most Yorkshire men tight, I had a friend down here who used to call them tight Northern Gits lol!, the guys in Newcastle where fun and nice!, Long time tho, I prefer not to travel unless its USA!
Yeah Yorkshire folk are tight.i'm syorks which is probably the worst areas lol! I'm gonna work further away when I can get a lift out of town. I don't like spending long travelling either.i did work Leeds for a night but I was still new so not on my a game then
zivlet
01-25-2013, 09:44 AM
Work was fail, Hey Northern gals sugarmouse0707and Smeca where up north are you?, Ive worked Leeds, Harrogate, Hull and Newcastle the only place I liked was Newcastle and Hull was ok, I find most Yorkshire men tight, I had a friend down here who used to call them tight Northern Gits lol!, the guys in Newcastle where fun and nice!, Long time tho, I prefer not to travel unless its USA!
I've been working in unusual places. There's a nightclub in Runcorn that has strippers on every Thurs-but it's hard to get into -they only have three or four girls on at a time-can make good money there sometimes, but then most of it's from contractors and they bugger off every few weeks-so you'll have one week where you're on your ass. Lol
I've done Sheffield and Chesterfield, both were okay. I've quit Caged Asylum Manc because I had a really bad night there not just money wise but everything wise-horrid customers, people falling out with me etc.
Yeah Yorkshire folk are tight.i'm syorks which is probably the worst areas lol! I'm gonna work further away when I can get a lift out of town. I don't like spending long travelling either.i did work Leeds for a night but I was still new so not on my a game then
I hate spending time travelling too. I'm going to try Leeds soon, not sure where though!Where were you? Was it okay from what you know now?xx
PS I'm from Yorkshire, and It's true about Yorkshire folk. I dont' think I'm tight, I think nothing of buying friends presents to cheer them up or stuff like that BUT I hate to find out I've wasted money , eg if I buy something and it doesn't work -even if it was dirt cheap!lol
chanzep
01-26-2013, 10:52 AM
When I worked Leeds I worked Red Leopard and Blue Coyote? both same company, ugh horrible places it was ages ago tho in 06, the customers were tight and Dances were 10 with 3 pound to the club! plus like 30 pound fee! ugh! they also made u carry a see thru pencil case thing to stop you from hiding money!, which I still did cos i was never coming back.Leeds has too many clubs Ugh. Not worth it.
zivlet
01-26-2013, 11:05 AM
That's what I've heard too, about too many clubs. A few clubs I've worked in have made you carry a see-through pencil case. To make sure you don't have your phone on you/don't have drugs/don't hide money etc. Patronising.
Most recent one was Chesterfield, which was £30 fee I and 30% of dances. Clubs are so greedy sometimes.
I don't know where to work when I move to Leeds. Lucky a girl I know travels to my usual club so I can ride share-but ideally i'd rather work closer to home..
FasaCorp
01-26-2013, 09:07 PM
It's time I get off my bony ass and go help pay a dancer's rent.
The customer: me
The liquid: $500
The Dancer: TBD
The ETA: 20 minutes
*Let's do this*
chanzep
01-27-2013, 01:48 PM
So tired after working my ass off this weekend, now to deal with normal shit for a few days.
chanzep
01-27-2013, 01:53 PM
Not drinking and doing the party shifts was soo hard, but I feel so much better for it.
zivlet
01-27-2013, 01:59 PM
Friday night I got stuck in snow and a 45 min journey to work took me THREE HOURS!I had a few near-misses as well. By the time I got to work I was shaken up , club was dead becuase of snow-only made £70!And only able to work that one night this week. Must get my ass on cam to redeem!. :(
chanzep
01-27-2013, 02:42 PM
^oh no ! Sorry to hear that, I forgot theres still snow up North, Its all gone down here hopefully next week will be better.
Friday night I got stuck in snow and a 45 min journey to work took me THREE HOURS!I had a few near-misses as well. By the time I got to work I was shaken up , club was dead becuase of snow-only made £70!And only able to work that one night this week. Must get my ass on cam to redeem!. :(
I'm surprised there was anyone there at all, it takes some dedication to brave that kinda weather to go see some titties.
zivlet
01-27-2013, 04:36 PM
It was very quiet but I admit I could have done better-I missed a few opportunities because I was wound up from the nerve-wracking journey! I'd already taken tonight off because of going to a goth/fetish club I reckon I will just have to work harder this week and next weekend-not end of the world but still reeeeeeeally annoying!
Back to randomness-I got a dermal piercing on my ...er what do you call your 'mound' lol-not on my pussy but on the bit where your knickers sit at the front? I like it but it damn hurt getting it done!Lol
chanzep
01-29-2013, 06:49 AM
Why am I feeling guilty about having another lazy day ugh im crazy, I worked hard last week, need to go buy my favourite gluten free cupcake.
chanzep
01-29-2013, 10:11 AM
Cupcake, Mint tea and Real housewifes of Orange County, plus I just got 4 secondhand books for 5pound happy day off.
unbeleavable
01-29-2013, 01:41 PM
Just pulled into the tilted kilt & ordered a shot of patron & steak tacos, comfort food:-)
unbeleavable
01-29-2013, 01:48 PM
2 shots, 2 for 1 :-) you have to love lunch specials...